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Speaker 1: Not to freak anybody out, but Mother's Day is a

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Speaker 1: week from Sunday to the Jewel Show. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: And of all the people in this room on this show, English,

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Speaker 1: face it, our disappointments to their mom. Oh yeah, all

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Speaker 1: But you don't want to disappoint your mom on Mother's Day.

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Speaker 1: just did a survey that asks moms what makes them

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Speaker 1: And do you feel like moms get a proper Mother's

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil Phone Priday Mornings. Oh that's one. He's hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Kate? Yeah? This is hi Kate. This is

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Speaker 1: Alexis calling and your sisters set you up for a

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Speaker 1: surprise celebrity birthday call. So please hold for Ed sheeron.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on hold on. I'm gonna patch

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Speaker 1: like how I make the muse my own music for

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Speaker 1: the whole music? Oh my gosh, Hi, Hi, happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's my that's my song. Oh my gosh, I

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Speaker 1: It must feel pretty good for you to talk to Sharon.

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Speaker 1: I'll hear you a big edge Sharon fan, I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. Um. I'm I'm like literally shaking

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Speaker 1: I'm in love with the shape of Hey, it's Joey.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you leave off with Ed? I'm sorry, Well, what

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Speaker 1: getting that all day. So he's been doing these birthday

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Speaker 1: And then I finished up what kind of questions do

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Speaker 1: what the hell? That's really really weird? All right, well,

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Speaker 1: since you don't have any questions for Ed, I'll send

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Speaker 1: you back over to Alexis. Okay, please hold whatdy on me?

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Speaker 1: Come come now? This is Alexis Kate. How did it

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Speaker 1: go with Ed cheering? Was it amazing? Not great? I

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Speaker 1: over to some American guy to like finish up his

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Speaker 1: call for him. Oh okay, yeah, then he sent you

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Speaker 1: over to me for payment. Okay, so that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: knock at it. Hello. I heard you said. I don't

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Speaker 1: do this for free? All right, I give out birthday messages.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. You think I want

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Speaker 1: you heard the go How do you want to pay?

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying for this? That was such you're not

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Speaker 1: a very nice person. Hey, this is Ed Sheering. No

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Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, yes it is. I'm the guy you

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Speaker 1: talked to a second ago. That wraps up ed Shearon's

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Speaker 1: phone calls, and as the person who speaks for ed Shearon,

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Speaker 1: I Ed Shearon wanted to say that I am so

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Speaker 1: sorry you don't speak for me. You can't be cussing

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Speaker 1: it everybody we call and do birthday calls for real,

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Speaker 1: Ed Sharon guys, Hey, I just need to get her

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Speaker 1: off the phone. I need to get payments. He can't

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Speaker 1: Still has to pay. She doesn't want to pay it.

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Speaker 1: You're gone, horrible relation. You don't want to pay for this.

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Speaker 1: You can't make her pay for this, Kate, You're not

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Speaker 1: that the guy he wants her to pay. I'm at Sharon,

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Speaker 1: and I don't give birthday shout outs for free. Yikes. Jeez, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying for that, and you can deal with that, Charon.

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Speaker 1: I don't give she's mad. I'm at Cheron and I'll

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Speaker 1: All right, well I'm gonna go okay, well, but don't

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Speaker 1: do that yet. Let us tell you it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call first, what this is actually the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. This is Jewel, this

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Speaker 1: this is English Van. Oh my god. Right now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your sister said that you're a big Edheron fan and

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Speaker 1: she told you she booked you a birthday phone call

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Speaker 1: that wasn't really Edge, shearon, But yeah, that's still a

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Speaker 1: birthday phone call for you, so you can thank your sister.

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Speaker 1: And we are going to be charging you two hundred

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks The Jewil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little secret text in Formula six one.

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Speaker 1: of put off towards the end of our little meeting,

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Speaker 1: And so he's been calling me. And can you see

422
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 1: how that's a little bit confusing though, giving him the

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Speaker 1: number and not saying, hey, my friend's single. Well, it

424
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,479
Speaker 1: was really loud in the bar, and I didn't want

425
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 1: to get into all of that, so I thought he

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Speaker 1: could just I was kind of on my way out,

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Speaker 1: and I thought he could just call me after. And

428
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 1: to be honest, I kind of like, I'm that overprotective

429
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Speaker 1: friend that I kind of wanted to hang out with

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Speaker 1: him first because it's been like, you know, almost ten

431
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Speaker 1: years since high school. To be honest with you, guys,

432
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Speaker 1: and like, who knows what he's gotten into. So I'm

433
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Speaker 1: trying to be wing woman but I'm trying to be

434
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Speaker 1: good friend at the same time, and I guess he

435
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Speaker 1: got a little excited and then he kept calling me.

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Speaker 1: So now it's super weird and I definitely don't want

437
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: to hook him up with my friend knowing that he

438
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: likes me. Oh okay, so did you did you actually

439
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: end up talking to the friend or no to your friend? No,

440
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: because then he was like harassing me. He was calling me,

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00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 1: like texting me like it was super weird. How many

442
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: times did he call you and text you? Oh? God? Um? On?

443
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 1: A few times were like late night. One time was

444
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: like six am. I'm like, bro, I'm like, what do

445
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: you think I'm doing right now? Yeah? That's too much. Yeah,

446
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: and then he texted me a few times like when

447
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: are we going to get together? I know how it is.

448
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's there's been guys I don't respond to

449
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: when I was single. Um, yeah, it's just not fun.

450
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: He's really nice, but this like it's just too much.

451
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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he just was so into you because

452
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: he had a crush on you in high school. He

453
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 1: was super excited about that, you know. I mean I

454
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: know that now. Well, if you know that now, then

455
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Speaker 1: you want to talk to him because he's actually online

456
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Speaker 1: listening and we'd like to talk to you. Wait, um,

457
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: he's been listening this entire call. Yeah, Jeff, Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess least I'm sorry that I blew up your

459
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Speaker 1: phone so much. I guess I was a little liquid

460
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: courage from the bar, and I'm really I guess I'm

461
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 1: more embarrassed now than I was about coming up out

462
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Speaker 1: of the blue. Sand I had a crush on you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't really say that, though, you didn't

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Speaker 1: really tell me to crush on me, so I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know that now. But Jenna always had a crush

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Speaker 1: on you, and she she really really liked you. So

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Speaker 1: that's why I wanted your number. No, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying there. But what I'm telling

469
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: you is I came up and asked you for your

470
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Speaker 1: number because I was since high school interested in you.

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Speaker 1: So I guess I'm a little used that you would

472
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Speaker 1: do the old bait and switch and yeah, I guess

473
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Speaker 1: try to hook me up with Jenna when I was

474
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Speaker 1: trying to at least take you out on a date.

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00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: Do you even do you remember Jenna who's she's talking

476
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 1: about from high school? I do, but it's not I

477
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Speaker 1: had I had a crush. I had a crush on

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Speaker 1: Lisa because I think he's not your friend. Yeah, but

479
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: I definitely yeah, more attracted to you than Jenna. Well, Lisa,

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00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 1: I don't think he's interested in taking Jenna out on

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Speaker 1: a date. So I will ask you would you like

482
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Speaker 1: to go out on a date with Jeff? Will pay

483
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Speaker 1: for it. I mean, this is gonna sound crazy, but

484
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of down now. WHOA, So you'll go

485
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: out with Jeff on a date, an official date? Yeah?

486
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: I feel bad at such a big misunderstanding and like

487
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 1: I'm open to just getting to know you better in general. Shook,

488
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Yeah. Wow, Well, Lisa, thank you so much.

489
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 1: And I promise I will not call you NonStop. You'll

490
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 1: get one text and then I'll wait for a response.

491
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Speaker 1: That'll be the way I'm gonna Yeah. How long will

492
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: you wait for the response? Though? I did? Hey, man,

493
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: if the response comes, I know we're on for put

494
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: putt golf. If the response don't come, that means ten minutes.

495
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: I'll wait ten minutes. I'll be like, hey, just check

496
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: in with my phone working? All right? Well, congratulations, you

497
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: guys have fun. Hey, no, thank you guys so much.

498
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: Jubils first Date, follow up The Jewels Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They reports. For Friday,

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Speaker 1: April thirtieth, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and a

502
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: Star Wars character stabs somebody. But wait, it gets even funnier.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you about that in just a second. But first,

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00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: let's meet the idiot. I'm Alex Fresh and an ihop

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Speaker 1: host has ten million views in counting on a video

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Speaker 1: that she posted on TikTok of something that she did

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Speaker 1: at work to one of the most well known celebrities ever.

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Speaker 1: And she is mortified. And I mean the cheven and

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00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: me and Jewil have Chevan can't stop laughing right now.

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00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: English Evan can't stop laughing right now because Jacks Alex's

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Speaker 1: eight year old just farted right before we started doing

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Speaker 1: the I n N. And I guess English Evan, I

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Speaker 1: have the same story, which is fine, we'll have a

514
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: different spin on it, okay. But more importantly, Evan was

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00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: laughing so hard before we started the INN because of

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Speaker 1: a fart that I think he's having trouble containing himself.

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Speaker 1: So I'm twenty seven year old man. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I just can't really but yes, police are searching for

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00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: Chewbacca after he stabbed somebody during a fight in New Orleans. Yes,

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00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: it's not the actual Chewbacca because he doesn't really exist.

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00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: It's a Star Wars character. But it was a street

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00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: performer dressed as Chewbacca who stabbed somebody, and they're searching

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00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: for the guy. They know who he is because during

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00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: the stabbing, the Chewbacca head fell off, and so they

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00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: were able to identify the man that they're trying to

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Speaker 1: track down. The only reason that I bring the story up, though,

527
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: is I want to see which person on the show

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00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: does the best Chewbacca impression. This just in on the Iron,

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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes we report stories just so we can embarrass ourselves.

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Speaker 1: Who wants to go first? It's a Chewbacca off. I

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00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: don't even know what he sounds like. Okay, well, then

533
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: Alex will go first, because Alex doesn't know what Chewbacca

534
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 1: sounds like. Idea, but I seriously don't know for sure.

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00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: I want to know what you think it sounds like

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00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: whoa right, I think that's a cat, like an elderly cat,

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00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: like throwing up. No, it's the character who you and

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00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: Jack's try to do all the time they tried to do. Oh,

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00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: that's the predator. Okay, kind of sounds like the predator.

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00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: I thought, that's not even the predator. What does Chewbacca

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00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: sound like? Chewbacca is like this, he guys, how am

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00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: I supposed to know when I've never seen it? Don't

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00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: trust anybody. I think Alex does the best Chewbacca impression.

544
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: Then let's hear it one more time. It isn't. I

545
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: don't even know what I did. That was perfect Chewbaca

546
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: ipression because he does that all the time, especially after

547
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: stabbing somebody, goes, I don't even know what I did alone.

548
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: What I say, you can't trust anybody, not even Chewbacca.

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Speaker 1: J Can I add to you sorry, because you have

550
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: the same one. You can because English even I did

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00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: the same story. So I'll just send it over to

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00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: you real quick. This is the i n N, the

553
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: The news live local late breaking more coverage on our

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00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: story of Chewbacca stabbing someone what do you have on

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00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: the story. So what I did is I have some

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: jokes you already yeah, oh great, dad joke was the

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00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: stabbing with a lightsaber? I hear you ask. Unfortunately know

559
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: it was with a knife. Hilarious. I have one more

560
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: if if only he was a stormtrooper, he would have

561
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Speaker 1: definitely missed because they always missed the meteorologist because they

562
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: don't track weather, right, not a stormtrooper. Although if you're

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00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: a meteorologist on the local news, dude, don't call yourself

564
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: a meteorologist. You're a stormtroopers came to my mind. But

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00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: no stormtroopers are. They're like Star Wars villains and they're

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00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: always they always miss. They fire, It doesn't matter how

567
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: many bullets they fire, but they always miss. Great joke, English, Evan,

568
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: because he had to explain it. And that's how you

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Speaker 1: know a good joke has been told. This is the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

571
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Speaker 1: just in the news. We move on from our Chewbacca

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Speaker 1: story to update you on something else. Alex fresh as

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Speaker 1: the story and I can't remember what it is. It

574
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: was about the eyehop host. Oh yeah, the host and

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Speaker 1: in a famous celebrity Alex Fresh is on location at

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Speaker 1: the International House of Pancakes Alex Yes, where Adams Sandler

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Speaker 1: and his daughter went to have some good old pancakes

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Speaker 1: at the International House of Pancakes when the host told

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Speaker 1: him that there's gonna be a thirty minute wait, and

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Speaker 1: of course he's not gonna wait for some ihop for

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Adam Sandler shouldn't have to wait at any resh.

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Speaker 1: The reason why, especially the International House of Pancakes. The

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Speaker 1: reason why he had to wait and ended up leaving

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00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to wait. It's because she didn't

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Speaker 1: know that was him. Wait. So if she did know

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Speaker 1: it was him, though, they wouldn't have been a wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. So the IHOP host didn't recognize him. He

588
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: had his mask on, and then she posted a TikTok

589
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 1: of herself explaining it, and she took the video of

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Speaker 1: herself and she put like a clown on her and

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00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: it was just really funny. Something like that sucks. If

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Speaker 1: you were okay, Alex Fresh, Yes, if you were the

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Speaker 1: host at IHOP and Adam Sandler came in there and

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Speaker 1: there was a thirty minute wait, would you hold strong

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Speaker 1: or would you kay and give Adam Standler a seat

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Speaker 1: because he's a celebrity. I'm uh, I'm like, oh my god,

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00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: you guys you fan boy like that? No, oh no,

598
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: but I definitely would probably give him a seat sooner

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00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: you give him special treatment. I think it's cool that

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00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: said would go to eyehop with his daughter and it's like,

601
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: just give him some food. I wouldn't see him early.

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00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: There would seem he's a regular guy. Of course he

603
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: used to be treated normal because you're redheaded, all right.

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00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: Which celebrity would you see it early? Then? Um? I

605
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: would see Tiger Woods early. I played golf in college.

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00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: He's like my idol. Tiger Woods would definitely get a

607
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: seat right away at an eye hop. Why is that

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00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: because he's probably slept with the hostess at the eye hoop.

609
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: Because Tiger Woods have slept with every single like Applebee's

610
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: waitress and hosting red and probably eh hopposts too, so

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00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: he definitely would be seating for life. That was the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. Tune in Monday, same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N News

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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand return thing in the parking

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00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: lot at a grocery store is just a suggestion, right,

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Speaker 1: you don't actually need to use it. That's terrible. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show bad person. Yeah, I guess I'm a bad person, then,

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Speaker 1: jubil I say that because a new survey came out

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Speaker 1: of the five rude things that you shouldn't be doing

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Speaker 1: at a grocery store. People get very passionate about grocery

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Speaker 1: store etiquette. I've noticed people just want to tell people

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Speaker 1: what to do, right, That's why they people around they will, right. Well,

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Speaker 1: but you said I'm a bad person if I don't

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Speaker 1: put the cart in the cart thing. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that's rude to not put a cart back if it's

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Speaker 1: the middle of the parking lot. So you're passionate about

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Speaker 1: that part of grocery store etiquette then, right, Alex. Sure, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So people are very passionate when it comes to the

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Speaker 1: grocer store etiuet though. They get very upset. Us videos

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Speaker 1: all the time of people getting upset with someone in

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Speaker 1: a grocery store for a lot of different things. So

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Speaker 1: let's go over the top five reasons letting your kids

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Speaker 1: misbehave in the grocery store. Oh my God, leave the

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Speaker 1: mom alone. Just go through a lot, Okay, give her

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Speaker 1: a hug. I feel the same way. I'm normally pretty

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Speaker 1: impatient with children when they're just like running, like running

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Speaker 1: around like crazy wherever it is they are, planes, things

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Speaker 1: like that. But in grocery stores, I feel like I

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Speaker 1: am a little more patient with that because you can

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Speaker 1: tell a lot of times that the mom or the

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Speaker 1: parents that are with them are just at their wits

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Speaker 1: end and they're just going through that. I like, I

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Speaker 1: just want to get like this grocery store trip could

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Speaker 1: have been could have been ten minutes, but now it's

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Speaker 1: about an hour and a half because I keep having

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Speaker 1: to say no, we can't get that, and then looking

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Speaker 1: in the car and going wait, wait, wait, where did

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Speaker 1: those come from? So these are the top things that

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Speaker 1: people say you shouldn't be doing at a grocery store.

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Speaker 1: Letting your kids misbehave, going to the ten items are

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Speaker 1: less lane when you have more than ten items, that

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Speaker 1: you ever have less than ten items and don't go

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Speaker 1: through the self checkout. No, all the time. If I

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Speaker 1: have like nine items, I will not go to the

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Speaker 1: self checkout. That's too many. Yeah, I mean, it does

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Speaker 1: seem like a pain. The self check out of such

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Speaker 1: a pain to me. I don't know. It's it's like

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Speaker 1: a waste of a lane. There's there's way too many

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Speaker 1: self checkouts everywhere now to have one full lane just

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Speaker 1: for like ten items of USS okay, to a waste

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Speaker 1: of time. Another thing that people say you shouldn't do

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Speaker 1: at the grocery store. This, according to a new survey,

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Speaker 1: don't block the aisle with your cart. Oh that's the

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Speaker 1: one thing that bugs me. Okay, that's the one grocery

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Speaker 1: store etiquette that I actually really get frustrated by when

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Speaker 1: people break that. It is it's like you're trying to

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Speaker 1: get by and your cart is in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the aisle. If you have it in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the lane and someone's coming and they don't even make

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Speaker 1: an effort to move it as well, that's when I

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Speaker 1: get really mad. Right, It's like, Okay, why are people

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Speaker 1: they're not unaware because they see you? Is that just rude?

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Speaker 1: It's just because they don't care they think you can

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Speaker 1: get by. I mean, like, sucks going grocery store. I

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Speaker 1: hate it. I hate in the grocery store. But I

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Speaker 1: also have issues with delivery. I speak about stool brand

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Speaker 1: is funny because I love my grandma, she makes me

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Speaker 1: buy the store It's cheaper. Yeah, most people do by

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Speaker 1: the store brand, but like the food. Okay, for medicine

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Speaker 1: and stuff. For medicine, it's fine because I use the

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Speaker 1: same activing the same percentage. But for food it is different. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely not as good. So I can't. I can't

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Speaker 1: with the store brand food. Yeah. If there is a

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Speaker 1: hell for me, it's the grocery store. I hate going

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Speaker 1: to the grocery store so bad. If there's a line

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Speaker 1: that's too long at the grocery store, I've literally left

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Speaker 1: my cart and just walked out. It's obnoxious. We live

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes early to go somewhere expos stop by storing

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Speaker 1: is something, and guess way, it goes in line too

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Speaker 1: long as we don't, I'm like, what the hell would you?

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Speaker 1: Where is it? There were three people in a head

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Speaker 1: of mean I just don't want to wait. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what are you? Are you mental? So I'm a very

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Speaker 1: patient person most of the time. The grocery store is

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Speaker 1: the one place I have zero patients. I wonder why

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Speaker 1: that is. You must have had a bad experience with

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Speaker 1: something into groceries I must have. And the top thing

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Speaker 1: that people don't think you should be doing at a

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Speaker 1: grocery store. The top rudest thing, according to this survey,

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Speaker 1: don't leave your cart in the middle of the parking

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Speaker 1: lot or blocking spaces. Yeah. I do think it's super

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Speaker 1: rude because a lot of grocery stores are full, especially

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Speaker 1: the parking spots in the front. There's so many parking

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Speaker 1: spots that you can't pull in because the stupid cart

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Speaker 1: is in the way, and you don't want to ram

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Speaker 1: it with your car because I would be done right. Well,

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Speaker 1: they do say that the cart at a shopping like

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Speaker 1: center or whatever is the baseline test for depending if

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Speaker 1: someone's a good person or not, because there's no like

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Speaker 1: reward for putting it back. But obviously you should put

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Speaker 1: it back. Do you put it back? Oh? Yeah, every

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Speaker 1: time I get really mad if people don't put it back. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I put it back, But I don't get really mad. No.

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Speaker 1: If other people like, if I see something, who just like,

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Speaker 1: I've done it, Okay, I've done it right. When I

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Speaker 1: was like young twenties, when I was a person, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding up right. There was a couple of

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Speaker 1: times I left it and I actually felt guilty. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this stupid. Why can I just like seriously take thirty

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Speaker 1: extra seconds and go put it back? Yeah? See, if

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Speaker 1: I saw you, I would have yelled at you. Right,

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Speaker 1: but come on, just keep your keep that to yourself.

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Speaker 1: You're not in charge of other people, I know, but

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Speaker 1: they have to be cooled out sometimes. I'm sure they

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Speaker 1: know what they're doing right, right, they do. I know

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Speaker 1: exactly what I'm doing because if the cart return is

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Speaker 1: too far, I still leave the grocery cart in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot. And I'm a person, so it works out. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't, all right, text in four one O six one.

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Speaker 1: Are you a bad person if you leave your shopping

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Speaker 1: cart in the middle of the parking lot? Or are

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Speaker 1: you a saint if you return The Jebel Show on

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