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Speaker 1: first random sentence. He picked up the trash in his
Speaker 1: spare time to dump in his neighbor's yard. It had
Speaker 1: been collecting in the back of his home for quite
Speaker 1: some time, and it was coming to ed. Yeah. Part
Speaker 1: of the reason why I've been doing this so long
Speaker 1: is um I was ordering the newspaper, a hard copy.
Speaker 1: People usually don't don't do those anymore. But they started
Speaker 1: disappearing one by one, and uh, I decided, Hey, why
Speaker 1: not make a little trash disappear over his fence? Did
Speaker 1: you ever think about maybe just taking it to the
Speaker 1: dumpster like that trash yard. I did take it to
Speaker 1: the dumpster at first, but then I I that didn't
Speaker 1: really prove my point, and so I started consuming more
Speaker 1: items and creating more trash to bring to his his yard.
Speaker 1: I felt like I had one side of his story,
Speaker 1: so I decided to go talk to the neighbor to
Speaker 1: see what his side of it was. We clean our
Speaker 1: back yard all the time, but there's no way it's
Speaker 1: a never ending pile of trash. I don't understand what
Speaker 1: is exactly going on, but my wife is so mad
Speaker 1: at me. She says, I'll never clean up, but I'm
Speaker 1: cleaning up constantly. What are you doing downstairs? I'm cleaning
Speaker 1: up trash. You're not, I am. I was out just
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Speaker 1: he say? Did he say that that? He said that
Speaker 1: he was always cleaning the trash that you were leaving
Speaker 1: in in his yard actually belonged to you. He would
Speaker 1: say that a lot of the stuffhouds are now her
Speaker 1: his name on it wasn't an er yard. I went
Speaker 1: through all of my tax documents and but those in
Speaker 1: the in in the backyard that there shouldn't be any
Speaker 1: reason why he should see my name. But if he
Speaker 1: sees it, then then maybe it's the other Terence downing.
Speaker 1: It felt like there was no compromise, so I figured
Speaker 1: maybe it was a better idea to get them together,
Speaker 1: maybe with the mediator. Why don't the tour? You tell
Speaker 1: me what exactly is the issue you're having with each other? Well,
Speaker 1: I have found trash in my yard with his name
Speaker 1: on it. What did you do wrong? Just cleaning? Why
Speaker 1: did he put the trash in there? You must have
Speaker 1: done something wrong, because no one would do something so
Speaker 1: so vile. I don't know. We have game nuts, but
Speaker 1: he's not invited, but it's only a certain circle of people.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you invite him to your game night? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you invite me? I got this? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you invite him to your game night? Well, well, wife
Speaker 1: is very particular and all the people that are at
Speaker 1: the game not are in her were a church group. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the car is still running. Why is he here?
Speaker 1: This mediation about the trash and got to the bottom
Speaker 1: of the trash, and I don't like you hanging out
Speaker 1: with him. They're doing it well, honey, honey, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to He brought in a mediator and
Speaker 1: we're trying to work out this whole trash thing. I
Speaker 1: felt like maybe he was trying to throw a more
Speaker 1: than just his trash. It was more than just his
Speaker 1: extra newspapers. It was letters from family, bills, some photos.
Speaker 1: This is our marriage license? What I throw this root
Speaker 1: in his? Yea, I just found a marriage license. What's happening?
Speaker 1: Why don't we get down to what this is really
Speaker 1: all about? I would love to figure out turns. What
Speaker 1: have I done to you to make this happen? I
Speaker 1: didn't look. He didn't really have any answer for the situation.
Speaker 1: He just didn't know why he was throwing trash in
Speaker 1: his neighbor's backyard, then rifling from the trash. I found though.
Speaker 1: It was the both of them, younger, full of life.
Speaker 1: We're never gonna grow up. We're gonna be best friends forever. Terry,
Speaker 1: We're definitely gonna be best friends forever. There's no doubt
Speaker 1: about it. I know that in my heart we're gonna
Speaker 1: be the best as the friends forever. All right. The
Speaker 1: big wheel is part of the what's he doing here?
Speaker 1: We're friends? What? What's what's wrong? Why are you friends
Speaker 1: with him? This is this is American's life. I'm your host.
Speaker 1: Sorry with producer Andy and our special guest contributor for
Speaker 1: this episode is Philip Wilburn. There's a week's theme friendship.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a friend can become a enemy. Sometimes a friend
Speaker 1: of me can become a full blown enemy. But somewhere
Speaker 1: in between and the gray, there's a friendship. Stay with us.
Speaker 1: Act one. She had convinced her kids that any mushroom
Speaker 1: found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.
Speaker 1: But she talked about the mushrooms that she ate that
Speaker 1: she go in the backyard. Our kids wanted to know.
Speaker 1: One day, one of her kids actually grabbed them in
Speaker 1: the mushrooms put in his mouth. Now, Larry, put that down,
Speaker 1: Gulp it down. No, no, don't put that down. Okay,
Speaker 1: what if I told you about all of the mushrooms. Well,
Speaker 1: you said that all of them could hurt me, but
Speaker 1: all of them can hurt you. Okay, but actually these
Speaker 1: these are new. Let me tell you a little something
Speaker 1: I learned from my mother. Okay, it is that all
Speaker 1: mushrooms are poisons, especially the ones that mommy keeps in
Speaker 1: her bowl. I just is pretty good, though, did you
Speaker 1: eat one of my bedrooms? Let's get let me get
Speaker 1: points in control on the line. Control yes, how can
Speaker 1: I help you, ma'am? My song just to ate a mushroom? Well,
Speaker 1: what kind of mushroom? Put the poison as mushrooms? Just
Speaker 1: a regular mushroom? He doesn't know that there are not
Speaker 1: why's that mushrooms? Of trying to be a good parent
Speaker 1: and tell kids, but all mushrooms are poisonous. Could you
Speaker 1: just please hit an ambulance over here, puppet stomach, and
Speaker 1: then you'll learn a less I understand what you're what
Speaker 1: you say, but in order for me to properly dispatch
Speaker 1: the ambulance, I'm going to you to know exactly what
Speaker 1: kind of mushroom is. Ambulance showed up the stereo pumping
Speaker 1: kids tummy, but he just started giggling. But now you
Speaker 1: take this seriously. You're supposed to be learning a lesson. Well,
Speaker 1: we're trying to clear your your stomach of any poisonous much.
Speaker 1: Can you please just put your hands above your head? Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: and this is just we We don't typically don't do
Speaker 1: stomach pumps on the field like this, but apparently this
Speaker 1: is an emergency situation. Thank you take it seriously. I
Speaker 1: think it's just so hard when it tickles the inside
Speaker 1: of the toils film. What kind of rushrooms are these? Man? Okay,
Speaker 1: these were my mushrooms that I was going to have
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight. But I to my children if they
Speaker 1: are all poisonous, so what I want to do save
Speaker 1: the mushrooms? Fees are just edible mushrooms and not getting
Speaker 1: other kind of mushrooms. Is that we're trying to tell
Speaker 1: me from'am. No, No, all mushrooms are poison but these
Speaker 1: are sort of edible animals, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Special Victims Unit decided to show up some ones that
Speaker 1: specifically catered towards kids who are delving into their parents drugs.
Speaker 1: All right, what's the problem here, Well, I've told my
Speaker 1: son that the mushrooms are poisonous, and that's the first
Speaker 1: thing you don't tell your kids is that whatever it
Speaker 1: is that you don't want them to have as poisonous
Speaker 1: because they're clearly gonna have it. I know that it
Speaker 1: definitely has backfired on me, but I was trying to
Speaker 1: be a good mother, and I also love mushrooms. I
Speaker 1: tell my kids. I think, to give you an example
Speaker 1: at my house, I say that's bad baby powder. Don't
Speaker 1: touch that. Baby powder. Don't put that baby powder in
Speaker 1: near your nose. That's the bad kind. And guess what
Speaker 1: they do they do the baby powder. They touch my
Speaker 1: baby powder. This is a great baby powder. Rubbit on
Speaker 1: your teeth and I've seen him do that. What the
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Yeah, I think it's not mine.
Speaker 1: He brought it. He brought any better. I just say
Speaker 1: something about power. Yeah, yeah, this is this is a
Speaker 1: primo baby powder. Let me try these baby powder. So
Speaker 1: how much you want for this baby powder? I will
Speaker 1: trade you to pokemon and a kilo of lego. This
Speaker 1: baby powder is a really good baby powder. Don't give
Speaker 1: me wrong about this. But what if I say that
Speaker 1: I have maybe baby better, baby better better by powder?
Speaker 1: What mean white better baby powder? And I want you
Speaker 1: to take my baby powder too, maybe another part of
Speaker 1: the playground. Well, who's going to transport it? You are
Speaker 1: going to transport for me? I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: up to baby powder muling. I think maybe you don't
Speaker 1: have choice. Yeah, yeah, so you'd like to get fresh
Speaker 1: and that has had some chicken like the freshen up. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why did you take a look at what's in the
Speaker 1: wagon there? That is that ottle baby powder? Here's a
Speaker 1: driven snow baby. I gotta get it. Answer that. Let
Speaker 1: me see here, this beaty power has been cut power.
Speaker 1: The purity might be a little compromised, but not the
Speaker 1: purity is very much compromised. This is not the better
Speaker 1: powder that you were given when you come to me first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I cut it with with what with my
Speaker 1: dad's cocaine, But it's still nine pure baby powder cocaine
Speaker 1: in it. I want to talk to your friend, your partner.
Speaker 1: You come with partner, come here. I want to show
Speaker 1: you what's going to happen to you when I find
Speaker 1: out for sure that this betty powder is not the
Speaker 1: pure baby power sent from the your first time you
Speaker 1: get over there, getting gone? Why am I here? What's happening?
Speaker 1: Tone around for me, sir? Oh no, okay, look at
Speaker 1: this diaper. Don't look away, look at this diaper. Okayna listen, listen, Okay,
Speaker 1: no more cocaine, No more cocaine, only pre baby powder
Speaker 1: from now on. I'm so sorry. If you cut my
Speaker 1: baby butter with cocaine one more time, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: your bottom and I'm on a thorny Brian, I'm doing
Speaker 1: promise him. I know I saw it coming up back
Speaker 1: to the first the word from our esteemed sponsors. Stay
Speaker 1: with us at to interview, and now let's get to
Speaker 1: know our special guest contreeter for this week, Philip wilburn So, Philip,
Speaker 1: tell us a little about yourself. Um, my name is
Speaker 1: Philip Wilburne. I'm I'm from Texas Originally I'm a comedian
Speaker 1: and I do a lot of impressions and do a
Speaker 1: lot of sketch comedy and uh yeah, I've watched a
Speaker 1: lot of videos in the past, and um, you have,
Speaker 1: hands down some of the best impressions side I've seen. Um,
Speaker 1: can we hear one of them? Let's hear some you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm doing A lot of President Trump a
Speaker 1: little bit pretty good. I got a lot of them.
Speaker 1: And then in the old days, they used to do
Speaker 1: a lot of bal and thick, but there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of goal for that anymore. It's pretty good. How
Speaker 1: do you get into impressions? You know, when I was
Speaker 1: a little kid, I started doing, uh impressions right away.
Speaker 1: The first two sadly weird impressions I did were so cliche.
Speaker 1: One was my dad. I would just do whatever I
Speaker 1: was watching on TV. And the two that I remember.
Speaker 1: My dad always watched Western so we did a lot
Speaker 1: of John Wayne and then also Uncle Arthur from Bewitched,
Speaker 1: And what a dynamic duo those would be. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just so weird. You know we actually have some
Speaker 1: of that in the archives all our kids. Is that
Speaker 1: for five o'clock? I want everybody to sit down in
Speaker 1: front of the two of you, and I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to talk because I'm gonna watch my Westerns. But Dad,
Speaker 1: can we talk about like what I did at school?
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any words out of either
Speaker 1: one of you. Goddamn alright, you love Philip way more
Speaker 1: than me, that's true, But now it's not the time
Speaker 1: to unpack that. Well, Dad, why don't we watch a
Speaker 1: little of your favorite show, maybe True Grid, or maybe
Speaker 1: the Son's at Katie Elder is so good, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Can you watch Adam twelve? Can we watch? I thought
Speaker 1: I seem to recall asking you not to speak even here, Adam,
Speaker 1: my brother, Adam, You're just total losers. You just sitting
Speaker 1: over there doing anothering on. You just keep sucking on.
Speaker 1: Find it while the oldest giveakes the spotlight. Here, give
Speaker 1: it doom. Good love you, Daddy. I love you too.
Speaker 1: He just gets away with everything. Dad. My show is
Speaker 1: coming on, My show is coming on. I love this character, Dad,
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's such a funny character. Oh, samanth
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it so much, honey. Um.
Speaker 1: I went to my purse just now and I'm missing
Speaker 1: I'm missing thirty bucks, missing thirty Such a penny pure
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw Philip got what was you who
Speaker 1: took your money? It was Philip, Daddy, look at my
Speaker 1: new ball glove. I love it. I love it, and
Speaker 1: I like how for my thirty dollars again? Great, it's
Speaker 1: great that put tuned two together. He stole it from
Speaker 1: mom's purse. Man, why don't you just shut up, you Philip,
Speaker 1: be a deer and ask your brother to walk up
Speaker 1: there and turn down the tabby? Hey, Adam, why didn't
Speaker 1: you turn down the TV with the knob because we
Speaker 1: don't have a remote control. When did you discover that
Speaker 1: you wanted to do this in front of other people? Like?
Speaker 1: Would you started to stand up or was it just
Speaker 1: I did a lot of improv in Dallas, and I
Speaker 1: worked with a guy named Randy Bennett. One of the
Speaker 1: founders of the ground Links. He taught kind of the
Speaker 1: ground Links program in Texas and pocket Iwich Theater. It
Speaker 1: was not Pakistanwich Theater. It was called Upstage Smart Comedy
Speaker 1: Smart Cocktails, which was a horrible name, but it was
Speaker 1: part of Lone Star Comedy. And then when when did
Speaker 1: you decide you wanted to make anything? You know what,
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do it. When I was a
Speaker 1: little kid, I broke our television and the frame came off,
Speaker 1: and that was my favorite toy and I always wanted
Speaker 1: to be on TV and do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So i've since since I was a little kid. I
Speaker 1: did it. But when I started doing improv, it was
Speaker 1: weird because that kind of and sketch comedy really kind
Speaker 1: of made it where I was like, Oh, this is
Speaker 1: this is really what I want to do, and uh,
Speaker 1: I kind of was floundering a lot until my teacher
Speaker 1: found out that I did impressions. In the moment he
Speaker 1: found out I did impressions, he was like, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is right, this is the goal mine. I can do
Speaker 1: something with this and so so yeah, that was that
Speaker 1: was kind of my forte in and it was a
Speaker 1: weird transition and because then started things started blossoming from that.
Speaker 1: You know, you'd meet a bunch of improv people and
Speaker 1: you would get to do some weird things. A lot
Speaker 1: of one of my first professional vo gigs was from
Speaker 1: improv because a lot of the improv guys in Dallas
Speaker 1: were um directors and cast members on Dragon ball Z.
Speaker 1: And so I got a part on Dragon ball Z
Speaker 1: because I was in this group of people, and I
Speaker 1: got one of the most hated characters of all of
Speaker 1: Dragon ball Z, this character called Android nineteen. It was
Speaker 1: a fat Android who would try to kill people and
Speaker 1: but he had this really weird, squeaky, high pitched voice,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, it was one of the most hated characters.
Speaker 1: His name is, his name is. His name is Andrew nineteen,
Speaker 1: and he talks like feasts and he says, Hi, wea
Speaker 1: to steal Eric h. I guess what we have some
Speaker 1: of that in the archives Steel alright, Uh Dragon ball
Speaker 1: Z of the character is uh Android by I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to think of this to night in my auditioning. First
Speaker 1: you go ahead, give me the breakdown first to the character. Um,
Speaker 1: he's a a fat character and he's uh, he's not
Speaker 1: very well liked so you can try to overcome fat
Speaker 1: and not very well liked. I got it. There we go.
Speaker 1: He's gonna cook me right away. This guy's and I
Speaker 1: don't even know why he's here because it was an
Speaker 1: open call. All right, well whatever, there we go. Thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all your energy, freaking kid black. I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That matches your your breakdown. Yeah, if you ask me. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's move on. I'm really that was really great.
Speaker 1: I really felt like he was. So then I'll come
Speaker 1: back and record that I got the job. No, you
Speaker 1: do not have the job. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: said that was okay. Do you want to slay? Yes?
Speaker 1: Please you. Yeah. I'm Philip Bulburn with the Campbell Agency Dallas.
Speaker 1: Uh And I just want to say I'm excited about
Speaker 1: this opportunity. Uh. And I do a lot of voices.
Speaker 1: So if you eat other androids like hello, oh oh,
Speaker 1: thank the make up dear, you know, good warning Robinson,
Speaker 1: you know all those kids. Great, Yeah, that's great. So
Speaker 1: I was thinking he's fat, so I want to play
Speaker 1: against time, you know. And uh So instead of playing
Speaker 1: him like that guy, I was thinking very high like this,
Speaker 1: and I could creeping out by people like doing this. Oh, hello,
Speaker 1: the chica, I'm will steal all your energy. Oh my,
Speaker 1: you're not hiring that guy for sure. I don't even
Speaker 1: know why. I'm we are going to build a wall.
Speaker 1: This is going to be huge, bigly energy. I'm going
Speaker 1: to steal all your energy so bigly, it's going to
Speaker 1: be huge, huge energy. I don't know. I just think
Speaker 1: that could be a character that people might hate. I'm
Speaker 1: really so. I guess when you did characters, do you
Speaker 1: find it very difficult to be friends with people who
Speaker 1: were not comedians or when you went on dates, like,
Speaker 1: did you find it challenging? I you know, I do
Speaker 1: think that a funny voice can open up, you know,
Speaker 1: a world of updating. But after a while they get
Speaker 1: tired of it. So that's that's definitely a definitely, there
Speaker 1: are definitely some girls that maybe like the voice. It's
Speaker 1: someone work and then someone didn't work right, right, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's check the archives. Well come on, come on, I
Speaker 1: was I just I just saw her three days ago,
Speaker 1: and now she's she's gone. What happened? Tell me what happened?
Speaker 1: A car? A car drove by, and she looked at
Speaker 1: the car, and then she fell into a mantle. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, thins. Manholes are so bad. Just be serious,
Speaker 1: help me tell me everything. Everything will be okay. I
Speaker 1: have a very particular skill. Lam. Yeah, that's okay. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Whoa hey, cover discovery. That's not bad. That's goddaughter.
Speaker 1: Everything we can to save people with manhoe covers. It's
Speaker 1: very true. It's very true. It's something we're working on.
Speaker 1: Say tremendous, tremendous manhole covers. Did they say say I
Speaker 1: alone can fix it? I alone could fix the mano problem.
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good now. Dude. Hello, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: have to tell you this. But when your friends fell
Speaker 1: into the manhole, your other friend, Alice was already in
Speaker 1: the manhole, and they landed out of each other contact,
Speaker 1: both of your friends died. Yes, at the same time.
Speaker 1: You know who can fix that? Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise,
Speaker 1: kick show me the same with the money. Show Read
Speaker 1: the money, show read the money. Everything's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: Let's have sex with each other. You complete me, and
Speaker 1: so does your friend. Now is each other? They complete
Speaker 1: each other. They became each other because they hit each
Speaker 1: other but their body so um, did you ever have
Speaker 1: any um jobs before you landed doing voice work and acting.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I one of my weird side gigs is
Speaker 1: I um, I can operate a Doppler radar. I have
Speaker 1: been a weather producer for many TV stations and I
Speaker 1: do that on the side, is I you know, I
Speaker 1: do that occasionally. I'm a weather producer. Do they have
Speaker 1: a hard time taking you seriously when there's like serious
Speaker 1: weather conditions coming because they think maybe you're joking about it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes sometimes there there have been moments when
Speaker 1: I've I've been too jokey in a serious situation. You know.
Speaker 1: You know, we actually have some of that in the archives.
Speaker 1: All right, tell me about what's going on here, Philip.
Speaker 1: I mean, my car just flipped over. The wind just
Speaker 1: flipped my car over those maps on the wall. It's
Speaker 1: just like Twister. You know the movie Twister where they
Speaker 1: had the cows and stuff like that. Damn it, would
Speaker 1: you be fucking real? Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like there's a tornado warning for Dallas County.
Speaker 1: I just can't it's good. Is a tornado warning for
Speaker 1: Pallas County? Dn It be serious? Please, this is not
Speaker 1: the time. It's not the time tornado warnings County. Who
Speaker 1: A yeah, okay, look, I'm just trying to make sure
Speaker 1: you know. Come on, no seriously, it says there's hail
Speaker 1: the size of golf balls. We want to thank our
Speaker 1: special guest contributor, billis Lilleburn coming up at three, but
Speaker 1: first the word from our sponsors, who make this high
Speaker 1: quality program possible. Stay with us at three. It would
Speaker 1: have been a better night if the guy's next to
Speaker 1: the other guys weren't in the smash zone, but there
Speaker 1: were causing problems and their neighbors had to deal with
Speaker 1: the aftermath. Are you splashes? Maybe one more time. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna knock him in the hair. We're trying to relax
Speaker 1: over here. I get it, dude, I want to relax
Speaker 1: all day. This is me relaxing. Man. You shouldn't have
Speaker 1: bought your house right next to my house because you
Speaker 1: know that I have a kiddie pool and I like
Speaker 1: five people on the creaty pool is very easily moved
Speaker 1: because it have to be right here in where we
Speaker 1: are sitting zone. We're trying to look at our meditation
Speaker 1: garden and you are interrupting that. The noise, it's itself
Speaker 1: it's a community garden, it's community backyard. You knew that
Speaker 1: when you bought the house. It's said it in the
Speaker 1: in the thing when you bought on the piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that I saw it. The charter says nothing
Speaker 1: about your volume level, sir, that's our normalsts peak. And
Speaker 1: right here we have a lovely two bedroom. If you
Speaker 1: look around, you see the nice verandah right here, that's
Speaker 1: really not right. Um. Now, I do want to draw
Speaker 1: your attention to page seven on the paper, the paper
Speaker 1: that I get the paper. The paper thing is a
Speaker 1: community yard area. That's not gonna be a problem. As
Speaker 1: long as there's nothing with volume levels, control will be
Speaker 1: totally fine. Community sounds good. I think community sounds so
Speaker 1: that means that we share it with the neighbor. Yes,
Speaker 1: with the neighbor. Now what you mentioned just a second
Speaker 1: ago about volume level level. Look the page nine on
Speaker 1: the paper thing that I could pay ferns with the
Speaker 1: paper description paper. Yeah, neighbor is pretty loud. Can we
Speaker 1: put a subset? You want to amend it. I'd like
Speaker 1: to amend it with cash. I would give cash to
Speaker 1: amend it to me or to to the loud neighbor. Well, obviously,
Speaker 1: do you how would you like to amend it? What
Speaker 1: would you like? I would just like it to be
Speaker 1: not to a four point five foot loud and allowed
Speaker 1: me an allowed meter? Can I just can't give me
Speaker 1: a second with my husband? Please? Yes? Sure? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just go ahead. You want to step outside or where? Yes?
Speaker 1: And stay far away because he sounds so similar to me.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure he's talking to Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, Amanda. What's the problem. I've got her down
Speaker 1: to a four point five on the loudness meter. But
Speaker 1: you give her the money and she puts on the paper.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she wants your money, but how is she
Speaker 1: going to convey that message to the neighbor who's loud?
Speaker 1: Give her the money and it's on the paper. She
Speaker 1: has to abide by the contract or else legally binding
Speaker 1: bing bang bong, zip zips up. We got ourselves a suit.
Speaker 1: I love you, You're such a sweetheart, but you just
Speaker 1: you believe in people too much. I believe in people.
Speaker 1: I watched the People's Court all the time, and I
Speaker 1: see how legal issues work. And trust me, by amending
Speaker 1: this with cash and a contract, it will never ever
Speaker 1: be able to be disputed. I'm sorry, are we are
Speaker 1: we ready to do? We have the money for the
Speaker 1: paper and the amending with the paper in the big
Speaker 1: bang bang absolutely money that I'm totally going to use
Speaker 1: to tell the as long as now, can we amend
Speaker 1: it real quick? Amenda amended, been bangin giving Amanda, We
Speaker 1: got it. Here we are in the courtroom today where
Speaker 1: a problem with the loudness meter has been brought up.
Speaker 1: We bring in our first litigant who says that he
Speaker 1: signed a paper that said that he was going to
Speaker 1: have a four point five on the loudness meter. Please
Speaker 1: welcome James Hobson. I thought we were gonna have a
Speaker 1: deal orda order and with us. On the other side
Speaker 1: is the neighbor who's too loud and loves his kiddie bull.
Speaker 1: Jamis order, sir, This isn't your yard. Are all parties president? Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: we are both president and a candid for now? Will
Speaker 1: the council police provide any paper thing each with the papers?
Speaker 1: When I bought this um, I would Bayle bring me
Speaker 1: that paper thing with the papers in the words, I've
Speaker 1: put an amendment in the contract for a four point
Speaker 1: five on the loudness meter, and there was a cash
Speaker 1: prize given to the real estate agent making the deal
Speaker 1: on the community property. Our serious here here, if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken, bring bang bang boo book scamay ba wanged
Speaker 1: to wangay banga de bangity on the paper. I know you,
Speaker 1: I know you from not just TV. You're that scatcherde
Speaker 1: I'm the scat scap scabby white judge. But this is
Speaker 1: not the time products so well you're doing here, but
Speaker 1: that the order? Now I look closely at the paper
Speaker 1: thing or with the paper. The funds were received by
Speaker 1: the real estate agent. However, the funds were never delivered.
Speaker 1: The guy with the sca know but the only funds
Speaker 1: will not received. All the opposing potter, you got no
Speaker 1: old case. Get the hell out of my courtroom because
Speaker 1: the morning never your hands on the paper. Well, there
Speaker 1: you have it. The ruling was for Jamison. Jamison, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about the ruling? I love that judge.
Speaker 1: He's so freaking cool and I love you. This has
Speaker 1: been the scat court scabber out my ba bah bah
Speaker 1: bah bah bah joined lug all right, next case on
Speaker 1: the doctor here but there he did discovered it down.
Speaker 1: Here's these two people robbed the worst by m hmm.
Speaker 1: Well this is holly irregular. But I wouldn't be willing
Speaker 1: to allow you both to go free if you could
Speaker 1: show me some good scanning. I just a tour of
Speaker 1: us or you want to that he the inst zebra
Speaker 1: in the corner to to to start too. I had
Speaker 1: much shooms for breakfast. You're on a ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 1: of the Jerry Skippy Pop Skippity Pip. That some of
Speaker 1: the worst standing I've ever heard of my life. He's
Speaker 1: going to jail for the rest of his life. And
Speaker 1: there you haven't. I'm Doug Well and keep watching. Oh
Speaker 1: I hate Doug Well, and I'm sorry, I'm girl And
Speaker 1: there's no good way to say this, but Tom, you're
Speaker 1: being read placed by the ghost of Allan Thick. Come
Speaker 1: on in here, al and they amn't digging it up.
Speaker 1: But show me that smile, little game. I give me
Speaker 1: the only one who's seen this man on your crime best.
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