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It had 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.320 been collecting in the back of his home for quite 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.120 some time, and it was coming to ed. Yeah. Part 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.640 of the reason why I've been doing this so long 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:53.800 is um I was ordering the newspaper, a hard copy. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.920 People usually don't don't do those anymore. But they started 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:01.120 disappearing one by one, and uh, I decided, Hey, why 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.320 not make a little trash disappear over his fence? Did 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.880 you ever think about maybe just taking it to the 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:10.440 dumpster like that trash yard. I did take it to 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.280 the dumpster at first, but then I I that didn't 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.440 really prove my point, and so I started consuming more 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.720 items and creating more trash to bring to his his yard. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.919 I felt like I had one side of his story, 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.760 so I decided to go talk to the neighbor to 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.560 see what his side of it was. We clean our 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.400 back yard all the time, but there's no way it's 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.840 a never ending pile of trash. I don't understand what 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.920 is exactly going on, but my wife is so mad 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:39.000 at me. She says, I'll never clean up, but I'm 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:43.160 cleaning up constantly. What are you doing downstairs? I'm cleaning 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.920 up trash. You're not, I am. I was out just 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.000 this morning. I cleaned all day long. So what did 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.120 he say? Did he say that that? He said that 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.800 he was always cleaning the trash that you were leaving 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.800 in in his yard actually belonged to you. He would 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.200 say that a lot of the stuffhouds are now her 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.160 his name on it wasn't an er yard. I went 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.560 through all of my tax documents and but those in 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.919 the in in the backyard that there shouldn't be any 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:10.840 reason why he should see my name. But if he 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.280 sees it, then then maybe it's the other Terence downing. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.680 It felt like there was no compromise, so I figured 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:19.720 maybe it was a better idea to get them together, 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.200 maybe with the mediator. Why don't the tour? You tell 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:27.680 me what exactly is the issue you're having with each other? Well, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:32.200 I have found trash in my yard with his name 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:36.160 on it. What did you do wrong? Just cleaning? Why 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.320 did he put the trash in there? You must have 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.160 done something wrong, because no one would do something so 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.200 so vile. I don't know. We have game nuts, but 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.920 he's not invited, but it's only a certain circle of people. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.079 Why didn't you invite him to your game night? Yeah? 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:52.880 Why didn't you invite me? I got this? Why didn't 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:56.079 you invite him to your game night? Well, well, wife 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:58.560 is very particular and all the people that are at 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:03.600 the game not are in her were a church group. Okay, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.240 so the car is still running. Why is he here? 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.480 This mediation about the trash and got to the bottom 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.480 of the trash, and I don't like you hanging out 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:16.520 with him. They're doing it well, honey, honey, listen, listen, listen. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.520 We're just trying to He brought in a mediator and 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.040 we're trying to work out this whole trash thing. I 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.520 felt like maybe he was trying to throw a more 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.000 than just his trash. It was more than just his 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:31.840 extra newspapers. It was letters from family, bills, some photos. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.840 This is our marriage license? What I throw this root 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:41.320 in his? Yea, I just found a marriage license. What's happening? 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.560 Why don't we get down to what this is really 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.440 all about? I would love to figure out turns. What 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.080 have I done to you to make this happen? I 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:54.320 didn't look. He didn't really have any answer for the situation. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.520 He just didn't know why he was throwing trash in 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:00.280 his neighbor's backyard, then rifling from the trash. I found though. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.760 It was the both of them, younger, full of life. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:06.640 We're never gonna grow up. We're gonna be best friends forever. Terry, 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.640 We're definitely gonna be best friends forever. There's no doubt 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.960 about it. I know that in my heart we're gonna 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:16.920 be the best as the friends forever. All right. The 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:20.000 big wheel is part of the what's he doing here? 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.600 We're friends? What? What's what's wrong? Why are you friends 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:31.160 with him? This is this is American's life. I'm your host. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.400 Sorry with producer Andy and our special guest contributor for 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:38.760 this episode is Philip Wilburn. There's a week's theme friendship. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.520 Sometimes a friend can become a enemy. Sometimes a friend 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.120 of me can become a full blown enemy. But somewhere 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:50.080 in between and the gray, there's a friendship. Stay with us. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:02.400 Act one. She had convinced her kids that any mushroom 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.280 found on the ground would kill them if they touched it. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.039 But she talked about the mushrooms that she ate that 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.360 she go in the backyard. Our kids wanted to know. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.560 One day, one of her kids actually grabbed them in 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.520 the mushrooms put in his mouth. Now, Larry, put that down, 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:21.000 Gulp it down. No, no, don't put that down. Okay, 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:24.479 what if I told you about all of the mushrooms. Well, 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.039 you said that all of them could hurt me, but 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.640 all of them can hurt you. Okay, but actually these 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.200 these are new. Let me tell you a little something 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.240 I learned from my mother. Okay, it is that all 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:41.040 mushrooms are poisons, especially the ones that mommy keeps in 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:45.040 her bowl. I just is pretty good, though, did you 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.400 eat one of my bedrooms? Let's get let me get 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:53.840 points in control on the line. Control yes, how can 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.320 I help you, ma'am? My song just to ate a mushroom? Well, 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.960 what kind of mushroom? Put the poison as mushrooms? Just 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.640 a regular mushroom? He doesn't know that there are not 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.480 why's that mushrooms? Of trying to be a good parent 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:09.279 and tell kids, but all mushrooms are poisonous. Could you 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.040 just please hit an ambulance over here, puppet stomach, and 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.520 then you'll learn a less I understand what you're what 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.680 you say, but in order for me to properly dispatch 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.919 the ambulance, I'm going to you to know exactly what 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.080 kind of mushroom is. Ambulance showed up the stereo pumping 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:29.520 kids tummy, but he just started giggling. But now you 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:33.560 take this seriously. You're supposed to be learning a lesson. Well, 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.920 we're trying to clear your your stomach of any poisonous much. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.479 Can you please just put your hands above your head? Hey, okay, 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.080 and this is just we We don't typically don't do 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.240 stomach pumps on the field like this, but apparently this 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:50.760 is an emergency situation. Thank you take it seriously. I 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.719 think it's just so hard when it tickles the inside 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:56.039 of the toils film. What kind of rushrooms are these? Man? Okay, 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.360 these were my mushrooms that I was going to have 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.360 for dinner tonight. But I to my children if they 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.200 are all poisonous, so what I want to do save 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.960 the mushrooms? Fees are just edible mushrooms and not getting 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.640 other kind of mushrooms. Is that we're trying to tell 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:12.000 me from'am. No, No, all mushrooms are poison but these 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.560 are sort of edible animals, if you know what I mean. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.240 Special Victims Unit decided to show up some ones that 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.080 specifically catered towards kids who are delving into their parents drugs. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:26.480 All right, what's the problem here, Well, I've told my 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:31.000 son that the mushrooms are poisonous, and that's the first 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.040 thing you don't tell your kids is that whatever it 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:34.760 is that you don't want them to have as poisonous 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.800 because they're clearly gonna have it. I know that it 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.320 definitely has backfired on me, but I was trying to 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:42.280 be a good mother, and I also love mushrooms. I 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.320 tell my kids. I think, to give you an example 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.520 at my house, I say that's bad baby powder. Don't 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.320 touch that. Baby powder. Don't put that baby powder in 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.920 near your nose. That's the bad kind. And guess what 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.440 they do they do the baby powder. They touch my 0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:02.720 baby powder. This is a great baby powder. Rubbit on 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.480 your teeth and I've seen him do that. What the 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.560 hell is going on? Yeah, I think it's not mine. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.600 He brought it. He brought any better. I just say 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.680 something about power. Yeah, yeah, this is this is a 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:19.000 primo baby powder. Let me try these baby powder. So 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.920 how much you want for this baby powder? I will 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:25.080 trade you to pokemon and a kilo of lego. This 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.600 baby powder is a really good baby powder. Don't give 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.400 me wrong about this. But what if I say that 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:33.800 I have maybe baby better, baby better better by powder? 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.200 What mean white better baby powder? And I want you 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.440 to take my baby powder too, maybe another part of 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.079 the playground. Well, who's going to transport it? You are 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.680 going to transport for me? I don't know if I'm 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.920 up to baby powder muling. I think maybe you don't 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:55.679 have choice. Yeah, yeah, so you'd like to get fresh 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:59.680 and that has had some chicken like the freshen up. Yeah? 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.120 Why did you take a look at what's in the 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.839 wagon there? That is that ottle baby powder? Here's a 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:08.160 driven snow baby. I gotta get it. Answer that. Let 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:13.640 me see here, this beaty power has been cut power. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.960 The purity might be a little compromised, but not the 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.199 purity is very much compromised. This is not the better 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.480 powder that you were given when you come to me first. Yeah, 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.880 I mean I cut it with with what with my 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:30.480 dad's cocaine, But it's still nine pure baby powder cocaine 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.640 in it. I want to talk to your friend, your partner. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.160 You come with partner, come here. I want to show 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:39.000 you what's going to happen to you when I find 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.440 out for sure that this betty powder is not the 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.800 pure baby power sent from the your first time you 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.640 get over there, getting gone? Why am I here? What's happening? 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:51.000 Tone around for me, sir? Oh no, okay, look at 0:09:51.000 --> 0:10:04.319 this diaper. Don't look away, look at this diaper. Okayna listen, listen, Okay, 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.320 no more cocaine, No more cocaine, only pre baby powder 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:11.240 from now on. I'm so sorry. If you cut my 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:14.960 baby butter with cocaine one more time, I'm gonna take 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:19.280 your bottom and I'm on a thorny Brian, I'm doing 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:30.320 promise him. I know I saw it coming up back 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:34.280 to the first the word from our esteemed sponsors. Stay 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:47.080 with us at to interview, and now let's get to 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:52.120 know our special guest contreeter for this week, Philip wilburn So, Philip, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.319 tell us a little about yourself. Um, my name is 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:59.480 Philip Wilburne. I'm I'm from Texas Originally I'm a comedian 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:03.640 and I do a lot of impressions and do a 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:08.719 lot of sketch comedy and uh yeah, I've watched a 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.760 lot of videos in the past, and um, you have, 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:15.320 hands down some of the best impressions side I've seen. Um, 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.760 can we hear one of them? Let's hear some you 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.000 know what, I'm doing A lot of President Trump a 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.040 little bit pretty good. I got a lot of them. 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.160 And then in the old days, they used to do 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.920 a lot of bal and thick, but there's not a 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.040 lot of goal for that anymore. It's pretty good. How 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.559 do you get into impressions? You know, when I was 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.600 a little kid, I started doing, uh impressions right away. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.120 The first two sadly weird impressions I did were so cliche. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.960 One was my dad. I would just do whatever I 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.120 was watching on TV. And the two that I remember. 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.080 My dad always watched Western so we did a lot 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:50.599 of John Wayne and then also Uncle Arthur from Bewitched, 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.960 And what a dynamic duo those would be. You know, 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.560 it's just so weird. You know we actually have some 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.480 of that in the archives all our kids. Is that 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.560 for five o'clock? I want everybody to sit down in 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:00.760 front of the two of you, and I don't want 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.360 anybody to talk because I'm gonna watch my Westerns. But Dad, 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.640 can we talk about like what I did at school? 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.760 I don't want to hear any words out of either 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.920 one of you. Goddamn alright, you love Philip way more 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.640 than me, that's true, But now it's not the time 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.840 to unpack that. Well, Dad, why don't we watch a 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:21.040 little of your favorite show, maybe True Grid, or maybe 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.280 the Son's at Katie Elder is so good, it's so good. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.920 Can you watch Adam twelve? Can we watch? I thought 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:31.800 I seem to recall asking you not to speak even here, Adam, 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.800 my brother, Adam, You're just total losers. You just sitting 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:39.080 over there doing anothering on. You just keep sucking on. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:43.719 Find it while the oldest giveakes the spotlight. Here, give 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:48.640 it doom. Good love you, Daddy. I love you too. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:52.120 He just gets away with everything. Dad. My show is 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:56.600 coming on, My show is coming on. I love this character, Dad, 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:02.199 It's so funny. It's such a funny character. Oh, samanth 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.840 I love it. I love it so much, honey. Um. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:08.400 I went to my purse just now and I'm missing 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:14.679 I'm missing thirty bucks, missing thirty Such a penny pure 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.120 I saw, I saw Philip got what was you who 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.760 took your money? It was Philip, Daddy, look at my 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.840 new ball glove. I love it. I love it, and 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.719 I like how for my thirty dollars again? Great, it's 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.920 great that put tuned two together. He stole it from 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:38.720 mom's purse. Man, why don't you just shut up, you Philip, 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.000 be a deer and ask your brother to walk up 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.240 there and turn down the tabby? Hey, Adam, why didn't 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.800 you turn down the TV with the knob because we 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:49.520 don't have a remote control. When did you discover that 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.520 you wanted to do this in front of other people? Like? 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.720 Would you started to stand up or was it just 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:58.640 I did a lot of improv in Dallas, and I 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.280 worked with a guy named Randy Bennett. One of the 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.280 founders of the ground Links. He taught kind of the 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:07.559 ground Links program in Texas and pocket Iwich Theater. It 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.840 was not Pakistanwich Theater. It was called Upstage Smart Comedy 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.240 Smart Cocktails, which was a horrible name, but it was 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.600 part of Lone Star Comedy. And then when when did 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.120 you decide you wanted to make anything? You know what, 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.760 I've always wanted to do it. When I was a 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.800 little kid, I broke our television and the frame came off, 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.960 and that was my favorite toy and I always wanted 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:27.800 to be on TV and do that kind of stuff. 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.520 So i've since since I was a little kid. I 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.520 did it. But when I started doing improv, it was 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.240 weird because that kind of and sketch comedy really kind 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.280 of made it where I was like, Oh, this is 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.880 this is really what I want to do, and uh, 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:46.960 I kind of was floundering a lot until my teacher 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.800 found out that I did impressions. In the moment he 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:50.960 found out I did impressions, he was like, Oh, this 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:52.480 is right, this is the goal mine. I can do 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.400 something with this and so so yeah, that was that 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.120 was kind of my forte in and it was a 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.520 weird transition and because then started things started blossoming from that. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.440 You know, you'd meet a bunch of improv people and 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.320 you would get to do some weird things. A lot 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:11.720 of one of my first professional vo gigs was from 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.240 improv because a lot of the improv guys in Dallas 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:18.440 were um directors and cast members on Dragon ball Z. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.760 And so I got a part on Dragon ball Z 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.160 because I was in this group of people, and I 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.720 got one of the most hated characters of all of 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.280 Dragon ball Z, this character called Android nineteen. It was 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:34.480 a fat Android who would try to kill people and 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.640 but he had this really weird, squeaky, high pitched voice, 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:42.440 and uh yeah, it was one of the most hated characters. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.000 His name is, his name is. His name is Andrew nineteen, 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.720 and he talks like feasts and he says, Hi, wea 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:53.600 to steal Eric h. I guess what we have some 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.320 of that in the archives Steel alright, Uh Dragon ball 0:15:56.440 --> 0:16:01.280 Z of the character is uh Android by I'm sorry 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.280 to think of this to night in my auditioning. First 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:07.080 you go ahead, give me the breakdown first to the character. Um, 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:11.760 he's a a fat character and he's uh, he's not 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.600 very well liked so you can try to overcome fat 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.120 and not very well liked. I got it. There we go. 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.440 He's gonna cook me right away. This guy's and I 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.920 don't even know why he's here because it was an 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:26.080 open call. All right, well whatever, there we go. Thank you. Yeah, 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:32.280 all your energy, freaking kid black. I think it's pretty good. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:37.360 That matches your your breakdown. Yeah, if you ask me. Um, okay, 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.280 so let's move on. I'm really that was really great. 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.640 I really felt like he was. So then I'll come 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.640 back and record that I got the job. No, you 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.120 do not have the job. I don't know. I just 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.000 said that was okay. Do you want to slay? Yes? 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:53.320 Please you. Yeah. I'm Philip Bulburn with the Campbell Agency Dallas. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.360 Uh And I just want to say I'm excited about 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.440 this opportunity. Uh. And I do a lot of voices. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:03.240 So if you eat other androids like hello, oh oh, 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:07.120 thank the make up dear, you know, good warning Robinson, 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.040 you know all those kids. Great, Yeah, that's great. So 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.920 I was thinking he's fat, so I want to play 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:16.399 against time, you know. And uh So instead of playing 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:20.280 him like that guy, I was thinking very high like this, 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:25.120 and I could creeping out by people like doing this. Oh, hello, 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.520 the chica, I'm will steal all your energy. Oh my, 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.120 you're not hiring that guy for sure. I don't even 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.760 know why. I'm we are going to build a wall. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.800 This is going to be huge, bigly energy. I'm going 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.240 to steal all your energy so bigly, it's going to 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:45.800 be huge, huge energy. I don't know. I just think 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:49.600 that could be a character that people might hate. I'm 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.720 really so. I guess when you did characters, do you 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.199 find it very difficult to be friends with people who 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.159 were not comedians or when you went on dates, like, 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:04.080 did you find it challenging? I you know, I do 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:07.840 think that a funny voice can open up, you know, 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.960 a world of updating. But after a while they get 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:15.000 tired of it. So that's that's definitely a definitely, there 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.760 are definitely some girls that maybe like the voice. It's 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:21.560 someone work and then someone didn't work right, right, Hey, 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:26.159 let's check the archives. Well come on, come on, I 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:30.359 was I just I just saw her three days ago, 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:36.520 and now she's she's gone. What happened? Tell me what happened? 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:43.800 A car? A car drove by, and she looked at 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.560 the car, and then she fell into a mantle. Oh 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:50.440 my god, thins. Manholes are so bad. Just be serious, 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:57.840 help me tell me everything. Everything will be okay. I 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:05.360 have a very particular skill. Lam. Yeah, that's okay. I'm sorry. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:14.919 I'm sorry. Whoa hey, cover discovery. That's not bad. That's goddaughter. 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.160 Everything we can to save people with manhoe covers. It's 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:21.720 very true. It's very true. It's something we're working on. 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:28.000 Say tremendous, tremendous manhole covers. Did they say say I 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:32.920 alone can fix it? I alone could fix the mano problem. 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:39.879 It's good, it's good now. Dude. Hello, I'm sorry I 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:42.360 have to tell you this. But when your friends fell 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:45.840 into the manhole, your other friend, Alice was already in 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:50.119 the manhole, and they landed out of each other contact, 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:55.480 both of your friends died. Yes, at the same time. 0:19:56.600 --> 0:19:59.720 You know who can fix that? Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:05.400 kick show me the same with the money. Show Read 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:10.120 the money, show read the money. Everything's gonna be fine. 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:15.600 Let's have sex with each other. You complete me, and 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:19.679 so does your friend. Now is each other? They complete 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:21.760 each other. They became each other because they hit each 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:26.600 other but their body so um, did you ever have 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:31.840 any um jobs before you landed doing voice work and acting. 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:37.280 And yeah, I one of my weird side gigs is 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:42.320 I um, I can operate a Doppler radar. I have 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:46.040 been a weather producer for many TV stations and I 0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:48.800 do that on the side, is I you know, I 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:51.600 do that occasionally. I'm a weather producer. Do they have 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:53.920 a hard time taking you seriously when there's like serious 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:57.520 weather conditions coming because they think maybe you're joking about it? Yeah? 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:00.320 I mean sometimes sometimes there there have been moments when 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:03.800 I've I've been too jokey in a serious situation. You know. 0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:05.760 You know, we actually have some of that in the archives. 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:07.960 All right, tell me about what's going on here, Philip. 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:10.119 I mean, my car just flipped over. The wind just 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.680 flipped my car over those maps on the wall. It's 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.480 just like Twister. You know the movie Twister where they 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:18.880 had the cows and stuff like that. Damn it, would 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:22.400 you be fucking real? Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:28.879 it looks like there's a tornado warning for Dallas County. 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:35.119 I just can't it's good. Is a tornado warning for 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:41.280 Pallas County? Dn It be serious? Please, this is not 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:45.640 the time. It's not the time tornado warnings County. Who 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:51.520 A yeah, okay, look, I'm just trying to make sure 0:21:51.600 --> 0:22:00.520 you know. Come on, no seriously, it says there's hail 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:08.600 the size of golf balls. We want to thank our 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:13.119 special guest contributor, billis Lilleburn coming up at three, but 0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:16.320 first the word from our sponsors, who make this high 0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:31.359 quality program possible. Stay with us at three. It would 0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:33.679 have been a better night if the guy's next to 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:39.760 the other guys weren't in the smash zone, but there 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:42.679 were causing problems and their neighbors had to deal with 0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:46.080 the aftermath. Are you splashes? Maybe one more time. I'm 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:49.240 gonna knock him in the hair. We're trying to relax 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:52.000 over here. I get it, dude, I want to relax 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:54.159 all day. This is me relaxing. Man. You shouldn't have 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:56.520 bought your house right next to my house because you 0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:59.199 know that I have a kiddie pool and I like 0:22:59.320 --> 0:23:02.000 five people on the creaty pool is very easily moved 0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:04.199 because it have to be right here in where we 0:23:04.280 --> 0:23:08.440 are sitting zone. We're trying to look at our meditation 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:13.560 garden and you are interrupting that. The noise, it's itself 0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:16.480 it's a community garden, it's community backyard. You knew that 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:18.439 when you bought the house. It's said it in the 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:20.440 in the thing when you bought on the piece of paper. 0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:23.240 Everybody knows that I saw it. The charter says nothing 0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:28.000 about your volume level, sir, that's our normalsts peak. And 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:31.199 right here we have a lovely two bedroom. If you 0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:34.200 look around, you see the nice verandah right here, that's 0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:37.120 really not right. Um. Now, I do want to draw 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:41.119 your attention to page seven on the paper, the paper 0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:44.160 that I get the paper. The paper thing is a 0:23:44.200 --> 0:23:48.200 community yard area. That's not gonna be a problem. As 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.199 long as there's nothing with volume levels, control will be 0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:55.879