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Speaker 1: All Ride, our Ride coment on your life.

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Speaker 2: From the hull of the Super Bowl Champions filling up

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Speaker 2: as it's the Champions of Sports com You're the number

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Speaker 2: one railing Folly and Tony Fosco show.

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Speaker 3: As always, Polly fos go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.

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Speaker 3: The party is raging. You can hear it in the streets,

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Speaker 3: the screaming, the gunfire.

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Speaker 2: It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know

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Speaker 2: you're out there watching this now, well, the.

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Speaker 3: Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear

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Speaker 3: our full breakdown of every angle of this game with

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Speaker 3: our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all fair.

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Speaker 1: Always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we are journalists.

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Speaker 2: People first week and that's why we're in here right

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Speaker 2: now doing this show. And we could be out there

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Speaker 2: trust us, you know, drinking, having tons of free sex.

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Speaker 2: That's your curriculum exactly. But we are totally focused on

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Speaker 2: delivering the show are we telling it?

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you do notice something going on

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Speaker 1: under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally

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Speaker 1: focused and totally locked in. Hold on sec you can

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Speaker 1: you move a little to the left, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: put your hair back a little. Well, what was I

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Speaker 1: saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.

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Speaker 2: It was something for Super Bowl something like that. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: look so much to get there right now, so let's

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Speaker 2: not waste any more time and get right in to

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Speaker 2: our Super Bowl reaction. Well, Eagles are the shed beings, Tony.

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Speaker 2: And you know, my phone, ever since the game ended

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Speaker 2: in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my

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Speaker 2: texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us to

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Speaker 2: bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.

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Speaker 2: That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the subject,

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Speaker 2: on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people are

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Speaker 2: thanking us because earlier this week we offered to bribe

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Speaker 2: And well, first of all, we want to tell you

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Speaker 2: no money changed hands, right, We didn't have to spend

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Speaker 2: a single cent, well except for when the rest called

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Speaker 2: the penalties chiefs in the first quarter that did set

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Speaker 2: us back two hundo. But otherwise after that, exactly after that,

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Speaker 2: that was all Eagles talent you saw, and Tony, you know,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to sound grandocious here, you know, but

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Speaker 2: I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away

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Speaker 2: when I say this was the biggest win in all

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Speaker 1: Absolutely No other team has been so globally dominant ever.

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Speaker 1: We opened the season winning at Brazil and taking home

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Speaker 1: the coveted Brazilian National Championship, and we ended the season

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Speaker 1: taking home the United States National Championship.

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Speaker 1: That's dominating two whole continents when you think about it.

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Speaker 1: We haven't seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs,

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Speaker 1: So this win is both historic and prehistoric.

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Speaker 2: Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective, that Doughty and Dusty.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just as ethic a loss from that.

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Speaker 2: No tallent hack Patrick mahons for him, and oh, Doty

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Speaker 2: you did Power rankings, didn't you That show just how

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Speaker 2: bad it was for Mahomes. Tonight tell the paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really

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Speaker 1: the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,

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Speaker 2: In Kansas City, you just gotta won the super Bowl

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Speaker 2: a sad turn of events, isn't it, Dony So sad?

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Speaker 2: And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off

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Speaker 1: You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.

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Speaker 1: But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and

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Speaker 2: Entire league office has to be concerned right now, dony

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Speaker 2: And on that note, you know, in the Commander's Eagles

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Speaker 2: Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,

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Speaker 2: Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs

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Speaker 2: our sources tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to

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Speaker 2: just went unanswered. Us just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just

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Speaker 1: My sources also tell me that there's so much down

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm

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Speaker 2: Maybe they're all right, Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight,

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Speaker 2: But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,

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Speaker 2: wasn't there, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very

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Speaker 1: while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a

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Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization

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Speaker 2: after rules they could take home a title. There you go,

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Speaker 2: all right, Oh, one order of business, We do need

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Speaker 2: to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,

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Speaker 2: before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come

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Speaker 2: on our next show, right, but now he's no longer

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Speaker 2: as you all know. You know, we've been inviting Nick

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Speaker 2: he's not shown up for about the four hundred and

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Speaker 2: thirty two consecutive weeks, which is understandable.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's a legend.

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Speaker 2: So he's a legend, and you know so that so

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Speaker 2: you know, maybe what we got to do just to

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Speaker 2: appease both sides here Tony is we invite Foles and

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Speaker 2: Jalen that's on together. So there you go, Jalen, we

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Speaker 2: And well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony, and.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, just the wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: Do you do you not hear when I don't hear Tony? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice

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Speaker 1: in the whole world, but we don't hear it right now?

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Speaker 2: Is he back there? Hey? Produce the jay?

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Speaker 1: You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?

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Speaker 2: I don't think he showed up, Tony.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so either. You know, he's probably in

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Speaker 1: his feelings right now because probably crying. He probably probably

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Speaker 2: Now, how the hell are we even on the air.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Back then? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he set it up so we sit down and

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Speaker 2: This is very confusing people, but it's better, you know, honestly,

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Speaker 2: this is the second way is win this night.

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Speaker 1: This is your second biggest win.

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Speaker 2: This might be the greatest night in the history of

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Speaker 2: the show of my life, I think so. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 2: let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations to

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Speaker 3: To me and you Tony for supporting this.

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Speaker 1: Team and all the bets we're playing.

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Speaker 2: Past do we play so many bets on Fusco bet

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Speaker 2: this you know, this year and the Eagles, and we

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Speaker 2: because of it. All right? Well, hey, don't forget rate

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Speaker 2: and review the show on Apple Podcasts five stars. Go

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Speaker 2: buy some merch in the merch store. You know, we

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Speaker 2: may throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super Bowl merch

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Speaker 2: store in there. And a donting great job as always,

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Speaker 2: same to you, Paulli.

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Speaker 1: Another flawless season.

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Speaker 3: There you go, totally flawless World champions. All right, we'll

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Speaker 3: see it, faball.

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Speaker 2: That's all. See your