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Speaker 1: The birthday boy is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his birthday?

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Speaker 3: Boy? I'm about to play one of my favorites right here. Oh,

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Speaker 3: this is one of my favorites, one of my personal

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Speaker 3: favorites I got. You know, I got a top five,

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Speaker 3: but this is this is in the top five. Your

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Speaker 3: wife is having a black baby.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's your favorite?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they did and got our stuff

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Speaker 3: mixed up. And yep, your wife pregnant for me. All

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Speaker 3: I wanted to know is are you expecting child support

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Speaker 3: from me? Because this ain't my fault. You understand what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying. This ain't got nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mix this up. Okay, but your wife having

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Speaker 3: a black baby. Let's go catch up.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm looking for a William.

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Speaker 2: How you doing. Listen? My name is Simmons. I was

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to uh. Oh man.

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Speaker 3: My wife and I evidently go to the same fertility

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Speaker 3: specialists that you and your wife go to.

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Speaker 2: Doctor. Doctor. You know, are you familiar with doctor.

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Speaker 1: I'm familiar with doctor, but that's supposed to be confidential.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife

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Speaker 3: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for

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Speaker 3: I won't be back until Tuesday. But I got a

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Speaker 3: call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to

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Speaker 3: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell

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Speaker 3: me what was going on, and kind of wanted to

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Speaker 3: let you.

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Speaker 1: Make somebody told you my number? You got you got

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Speaker 1: my number from somebody.

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Speaker 2: No, I looked up your number.

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Speaker 3: Uh here here it is in that show my wife

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Speaker 3: and I evidently you and you and your wife have

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Speaker 3: been going through the same type of problems of trying

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Speaker 3: to get pregnant and so forth and so on. And uh,

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Speaker 3: from my understanding, your wife is what four or five

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Speaker 3: months pregnant.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Ye wait a minute, yea, my wife is exactly five

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Speaker 1: months pregnant. But I'm still confused on how you're getting

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Speaker 1: in touch with me and what this has to do

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Speaker 1: with me. Well, I mean, all that stuff that we've

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Speaker 1: gone through is totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended

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Speaker 1: that you're calling me.

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Speaker 2: I understand that.

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Speaker 3: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call

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Speaker 3: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been

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Speaker 3: a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife

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Speaker 3: has been artificially inseminated with my seed. And I was,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are. You

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, because I mean me and my

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Speaker 3: wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant.

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Speaker 1: And finally, how could they do something like that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense, sir.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: All I know is is that you know, I hate

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Speaker 3: to use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm your wife's

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Speaker 3: baby's daddy.

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Speaker 2: And and.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, mixed. That didn't

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Speaker 1: that doesn't happen, no way.

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Speaker 3: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news

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Speaker 3: to you and see if there's anything that we can

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Speaker 3: do to I mean, I mean, i've to be in

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Speaker 3: five months pregnant is kind of hard direct to find

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Speaker 3: a problem.

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Speaker 1: So okay, and I want this to sound rude, and

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Speaker 1: I want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are

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Speaker 1: you black?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?

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Speaker 1: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 3: But what I want you to know is I'm not

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Speaker 3: paying no support.

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Speaker 1: That's what just about child support and my wife is

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Speaker 1: having some other black dude's kid. Are you crazy?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I didn't lay it down and conceive

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Speaker 3: a child with your with your wife, so I'm making

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Speaker 3: sure I'm not going to be paying the child support.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I

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Speaker 1: don't pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor

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Speaker 1: making a huge mistake and and oh my god, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have a black baby. I can't believe that. This

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Speaker 1: is unbelievable. It's unbelievable, and I can't believe it. My house,

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Speaker 1: give me the doctor, should give me this.

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Speaker 3: Want It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as

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Speaker 3: long as you get the news. Now what I want

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Speaker 3: you to do with this? Please don't be giving the

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Speaker 3: baby no white names and stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me

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Speaker 1: the I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy, Okay.

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Speaker 3: This, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.

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Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying this already, You're.

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Speaker 1: Worried about me about paying child support and talking about

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Speaker 1: your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know, Oh man,

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Speaker 1: this this is bringing the best out of me. I

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Speaker 1: can promise you. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Man. Let me, let me ask yourself, sir, do you

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Speaker 3: think you may need anger management?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're not gonna are you gonna? You're not gonna.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna beat my child?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how to push a man's buttons? I

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Speaker 1: can promise you, man, that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: beat nobody's baby.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you being violent to me and your

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Speaker 3: wife's baby.

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Speaker 1: Spin this thing around? Uh man, where do you live?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: Who this?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Is this? Because? Oh man? This is crazy?

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Speaker 3: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

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Speaker 3: you might want to be the godfather to the child.

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Speaker 1: To my own kid?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Well I guess it wouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: My kid because me and your wife.

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Speaker 1: You don't you say that you're crazy? Don't you say that,

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Speaker 1: say that that drives me even thinking about something like that.

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Speaker 2: It's me talk about something like that, but it's me

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Speaker 2: and your wife child.

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Speaker 1: Take So don't you even talk like that You're crazy?

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Speaker 1: I tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk

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Speaker 1: like that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and.

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Speaker 1: Who hey, you in your head? You crazy me up?

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Speaker 2: This is this is the.

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Speaker 3: Kind of thing I don't want my child around this time,

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Speaker 3: This type of talk, this type of violence. See your

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Speaker 3: white folks get mad and want to kill everybody in

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Speaker 3: the room. Don't you kill who you mad at? Why

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Speaker 3: do y'all do that?

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Speaker 1: You you this?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Can I can? I can? I say one more thing?

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Speaker 2: Do you can I do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can take anyone of this

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Speaker 1: for me? Man, I jumped to the phone.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing to say to you. This

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Speaker 3: is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 3: just got pranked by your wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna kill that. It took her so long

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Speaker 1: trying to get taken it. She's gonna play play a

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Speaker 1: game like this. That's wrong. I got me, man, You

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Speaker 1: freaking god me.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we listen to Steve Harvey radio show all the time. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. She doesn't great. Oh man, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: find her and give her a big kiss. Do that? God?

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Speaker 2: Man, I got one of them.

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Speaker 3: I got one more question for your Baby. What is

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Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 1: Land, The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

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Speaker 3: And now you have it. There, you have it, that,

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Speaker 3: you have it. Your wife is having a black baby.

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Speaker 3: Are you freaking me right now? My wife is having

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Speaker 3: a black baby. All you care about is child support?

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because this ain't got nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: One of my classics on my birthday. So there we go,

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Speaker 3: May eighteen, Baby, nineteen sixty seven.

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Speaker 2: A fool was born, Yes he was, a fool was born.

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Speaker 3: And the Fool shall be in Detroit, Michigan, Sunday, June

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Speaker 3: twenty first. That is actually Father's Day, June twenty first.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to miss at Detroit. It is jokes,

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Speaker 3: jazz and jams, jokes, jazz and jams, and we got

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Speaker 3: it all loaded. But you got Dougie Fresh, you got

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Speaker 3: Sean T. Moore hosted by yours truly that would be me,

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Speaker 3: Sugarhill Gang and the Furious Five, Marcus Wilder that's my

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Speaker 3: dog right there, The boy is Funny.

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Speaker 2: Julian Vond, the Williams Singer, The list go on and

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Speaker 2: on and on.

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Speaker 3: You don't miss tickets on sale right now. And it's

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Speaker 3: at the Aretha Franklin amphle Fel. You don't want to

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Speaker 3: miss that. Yeah, Nickus on sale right now. Karen sh'd

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Speaker 3: kill it. The list go on, I keep going.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I can't go. I will

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 3: Your time's up, carral Williams.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to miss on your times up? You're

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Speaker 2: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show