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Speaker 1: Hey, kity misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two

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Speaker 1: places for you to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 1: One is out in the countryside in an abandoned farm,

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Speaker 1: where you turn the old feeding trough into a pleasure

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Speaker 1: trough by os, bring your own slop, make it slappy.

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Speaker 1: The other is on the sloppy pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 1: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 1: misconnections that they have to offer.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't get over Jose last week.

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Speaker 1: This first misconnection is titled city Girl Accidentally gave Me

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Speaker 1: sugar O Man for Woman twenty seven Downtown bus stop. Huh,

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Speaker 1: I reckon you were the well fed missing line I'll

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Speaker 1: gussied up in the flowery jean jacket who accidentally sat

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Speaker 1: on me at the bus stop. I was more startled

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Speaker 1: than a field mouse and a snake exhibit at the

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Speaker 1: local zoo. Yes, that's when I yelped like a peacock

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Speaker 1: on a barbed wire fence. You got up and apologized,

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Speaker 1: but I tipped my hat and said no apologies needed.

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Speaker 1: That's the first free lap dance I've had since Sunday afternoon, sir, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not ever since that moment, I can't stop thinking

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Speaker 1: about your human hay bale resting on my lap. You

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Speaker 1: just have that sturdy farm girl physique that these other

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Speaker 1: city cluckshuckers will never have. It's so granny slapping good.

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Speaker 2: No, let's not bring into this.

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Speaker 1: Say if you ever interested in a friendly hob nob

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Speaker 1: between two strangers after a long night. The watering hole

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Speaker 1: got to that quick. Yeah, we did do this con

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Speaker 1: gent to favor and respond to this message. You'd make

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Speaker 1: this reformed redneck happier than a puppy with two peters.

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Speaker 2: Oh after he's been reported holler at me.

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Speaker 1: That's from Stetson. Yeah, I wanted to keep going.

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Speaker 2: I think he actually means step outside and give like

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Speaker 2: a pig holer.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled Hellova to the Cutie Jehovah

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Speaker 1: no the park. It starts high with like nine eyes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you remember me? I was the girl in the

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Speaker 1: black yoga pants slash pink top doing some outdoor poses

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Speaker 1: yesterday in the park. I noticed you when I was

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Speaker 1: doing the Bavarian snap dragon too advanced for this. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were super cute for a Jehovah's witness. Were

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Speaker 1: you on your way to a witnessing or what or

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Speaker 1: whatever they make you do.

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Speaker 2: Just curious and isn't that kind of rude to all

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Speaker 2: the other people in the religion, Like you're kind of cute.

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Speaker 1: Four it's never a good start. Sorry. I don't know

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Speaker 1: much about Jehovians, but my friend told me a lot

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Speaker 1: of you are from the city of Russia. Super cool.

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Speaker 1: That's accurate at all. My friend also said you don't

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Speaker 1: believe in gluten free things, or your God doesn't like gluten.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I'm gonna know gluten diet except

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Speaker 1: for gummy bears right now. It's my yearly gummy Bear cleanse.

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Speaker 1: You should totally try it. If we hung out, I

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Speaker 1: would be willing to go to your weird church or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I've opened to new experiences as long as you let

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Speaker 1: me capture it for the gram is it?

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Speaker 2: This is the one time they're like, actually, no, we

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Speaker 2: don't actually want you.

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Speaker 1: But if not, then it's probably a nosey. My name

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Speaker 1: CC that you can't guess what the second C stands for.

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Speaker 1: By the way, do you like dogs? I love them?

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Speaker 2: You got me?

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Speaker 1: That's from CC.

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Speaker 2: She's fighting to shared interests. Babarian Mountain pos whatever.

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Speaker 1: Bavarian snapdragon. Somebody looked that up and send it over

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Speaker 1: to us. We want to see this.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Misconnection is titled right behind you at the ATM, No

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Speaker 1: get step back Man for Woman twenty six. He says,

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Speaker 1: you may remember me as the guy with the blue

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Speaker 1: tank top that said Nobody's home, tried the back door?

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Speaker 2: I love what did all the men in the say it?

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Speaker 1: You may not have noticed, but I had a fairly

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Speaker 1: large check to deposit thanks to some quote experimental tests

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Speaker 1: that I was recently approved to be. I'm not like

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Speaker 1: a radioactive superhuman, although that would be pretty sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe in a couple of days, do you, buddy?

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Speaker 1: AnyWho, I noticed you didn't take your receipt after your transaction,

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Speaker 1: so I grabbed it. But before I could give it

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Speaker 1: to you, you were gone. Do you really have that

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Speaker 1: much money in your account? Oh my god? Oh that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you invented the waffle iron or the iPad or something. Dude,

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Speaker 1: this guy needs to meet.

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Speaker 2: The yoga girl from the port.

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Speaker 1: No matter what, you're my type of woman. Rich. Yeah. So,

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Speaker 1: now that we got that out of the way, I

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Speaker 1: would like to formally offer you the chance of a lifetime.

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Speaker 1: You could be on the ground floor of a potential

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Speaker 1: new multi billions the jillion dollar company. Nacka Jillian. Two

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Speaker 1: words pogo surfboards. I can't see any more to you

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Speaker 1: because this is a public forum. But if you could

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Speaker 1: imagine surfboards with pogo sticks attached to them, that's what

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Speaker 1: it is. That so gnarled. It's a secret. Hopefully you're

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Speaker 1: ready to become a trillionaire. That signed Hayden. We laugh,

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Speaker 1: but it's like ten years the X Games. All of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, wait, surfing, it became a fish.

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Speaker 2: Or there's a shark someone around, just Dummer because he

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Speaker 2: ate that guy.

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Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.