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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And sisters are awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I don't talk to her

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Speaker 1: a whole lot, but she's there. Yeah, okay, I think

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Speaker 1: she's still there. But certain sisters are more mischievous and

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Speaker 1: like to prank their siblings the like in today's call,

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Speaker 1: a lady recently told her sis that she entered her

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Speaker 1: dog into a pet Influencer contest. Now, she didn't actually

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Speaker 1: do that, but she did email us to mess with

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Speaker 1: her about it. In your phone tap right now? Another Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is this Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Hi, I'm Vicky Smudge with Pupfluence, Inc.

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Speaker 3: You're who from where?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not typically the reaction I get. Anyway, Again,

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Speaker 2: I'm Vicky Smudge from Pupfluence, Inc. And you entered your dog,

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Speaker 2: Meatball in the next top Dog Fluencer contest a few

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Speaker 2: weeks ago. Correct, my sister?

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Speaker 3: Did I know that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I know that your sister knew what she

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Speaker 2: was doing, because Meatball just became a finalist.

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Speaker 3: Are you joking?

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Speaker 2: Vicky Smudge never jokes. Gross. We think he could be

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Speaker 2: the next scent ambassador for Bark Jacobs. Do you know

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Speaker 2: how big that is.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea even what you're talking about. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm not even in this world. Well, listen happening.

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Speaker 2: You need to look at him the way a pup

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Speaker 2: influencer does, like myself, alert eyes, a photogenic tail, the

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Speaker 2: body ratio, and a whimsical snout.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sitting on a gold mine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so what do I do next?

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Speaker 2: Well, assuming you accept, and I don't know why you wouldn't,

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Speaker 2: it means committing to our twelve week Influencer Acceleration program.

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Speaker 3: Okay, tell me more about this.

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Speaker 2: It entails first of all, moving to LA.

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Speaker 3: I'm not moving for this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah duh, I'm not talking about you. It would just

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Speaker 2: be Meatball. What did you not hear me? He needs

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Speaker 2: to relocate for training, branding, and of course cuddle Coach certification.

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Speaker 3: Meetball is not relocating.

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Speaker 2: If you're worried about safety. It's very elite. Meatball will

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Speaker 2: be transported via White Range Drover by his assigned handler, Spencer.

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Speaker 3: So a guy in a white Range Rover is gonna

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Speaker 3: take over my.

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Speaker 2: Not a guy. Not a guy, I said Spencer. He

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Speaker 2: has great vibes. He wears cargo shorts. I mean we

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Speaker 2: are talking b dge. What is that big dog guy energy?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know I appreciate this phone call, but I'm

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Speaker 3: just not This is not something that we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: This is showbiz, sweetie, and listen. We don't want to

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Speaker 2: excuse me, No, excuse me, excuse me, because I just

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Speaker 2: we do not want this to come as a shock.

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Speaker 2: But it is possible that Meatball may enter a relationship

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Speaker 2: while he's there. Actually, by the looks of him, it's probable.

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Speaker 3: This is getting funnier to me.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what is not funny is all the

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Speaker 2: buzz right now from a Corgy influencer named Lady Wiggles.

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Speaker 2: She has a toy line and a probiotic treat deal. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and she's single.

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Speaker 3: It's sounding like you're very serious about this, and to

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Speaker 3: be honest, we live a very normal life.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry that you're so basic that you cannot

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Speaker 2: see Meatball's potential.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, why are you being so rude to me

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Speaker 3: over the phone.

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Speaker 2: You're holding him back if he was doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm holding my dog back.

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Speaker 2: We need to try to elevate Meatball to his full potential,

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Speaker 2: but it does require sacrifice and that includes transitioning to

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Speaker 2: an all kale diet. And I'm not talking just Meatball.

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Speaker 2: You need to do it as well.

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Speaker 3: This is super comical for me right now.

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Speaker 2: It is not a laughing matter. We do not want

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Speaker 2: Meatball to be jealous of the meals that you're eating.

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Speaker 2: You're sounding very selfish and.

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Speaker 3: This is so far and beyond something I ever thought

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Speaker 3: could happen with my dog. I appreciate the call.

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Speaker 2: Do you do You appreciate it because it sounds like

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Speaker 2: you don't even want him to enroll in a doggy

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Speaker 2: improv class.

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Speaker 3: You know what I don't. I don't want him in

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Speaker 3: a doggy improv class.

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Speaker 2: Oh I bet you're even gonna leave up all those

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Speaker 2: old pictures and videos where he looks so basic. That's

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Speaker 2: the type of person you are.

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Speaker 3: He's a dog, he looks like a meatball.

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Speaker 2: He's a star, and I wish you could see that,

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Speaker 2: just like your sister Candice can, because she's the one

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Speaker 2: that set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not a pup influencer. Yeah, I'm just a

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Speaker 2: dumb radio host. This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning, and this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what was the most thing you said.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even get to tell you about the possible

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Speaker 2: collab with a controversial TikTok poodle Frenchie Montana. Oh Crunchy

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Speaker 2: also had beef with Drake. It's a big beef wake up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,