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Speaker 3: Welcome back all the smoke live from Indeed, appreciate you
Speaker 3: guys coming out today.
Speaker 2: We got one of your own in the building tonight.
Speaker 3: Easy Mike, yeh man, We appreciate you, man, Thank you,
Speaker 3: appreciate you.
Speaker 6: Back of dollars. Hey, you know brothers doing man, Man,
Speaker 6: good to see you.
Speaker 7: Man. We we originally did this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so that's how I wanted to get to it.
Speaker 3: I mean, we really pride ourselves on having authentic, real conversations.
Speaker 3: We can learn from the conversation. We can you know,
Speaker 3: motivate from quite down in the back.
Speaker 7: Nate.
Speaker 3: Thanks, well, so we, like you said, we did this
Speaker 3: show a month ago or maybe five weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: you get this after the show and said, hey, let's
Speaker 3: hold it.
Speaker 2: I want to do a redo. Tell us why you
Speaker 2: felt that way.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, sometimes, man, when you do these podcasts
Speaker 6: and you do interviews, sometimes you know, depending on the
Speaker 6: mold you in, you might not say some of the
Speaker 6: things that you wanted to say. And sometimes I find
Speaker 6: myself reiterating some of the things that I've already said
Speaker 6: in the interviews. People don't seen my interviews a million
Speaker 6: times on YouTube and stuff, So I just don't want
Speaker 6: to say the same thing.
Speaker 8: Right, And when I left I realized that.
Speaker 6: I said, damn, you know, because sometimes I want to
Speaker 6: keep re educating people on who I am.
Speaker 4: But it made sense though, because he wasn't there, so
Speaker 4: it's better than he was.
Speaker 8: Yeah before before stacked stop smoking man. Yeah, my bad,
Speaker 8: I'm going to pop this open.
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Speaker 8: Top of the world.
Speaker 7: This is that mountain drink. It's nice and cold.
Speaker 2: From snuggles anybody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I work on transmissions when I'm here in Indiana
Speaker 6: and I fly chicken over at pipe for you two
Speaker 6: light skin to see your ash again.
Speaker 7: Just read.
Speaker 2: You know there's headlines between you know, you had to
Speaker 2: stand up.
Speaker 3: You had said some stuff and obviously Shannon Sharp in
Speaker 3: his podcast and Kat Williams and all this. You know,
Speaker 3: it really made headlines, broke records. You recently got in
Speaker 3: the manage. It was telling jokes how you tell jokes,
Speaker 3: and it started starting getting back and forth.
Speaker 2: But I was glad I knew we would happen.
Speaker 3: You and Shannon were able to talk and figure it out,
Speaker 3: and that happened. I think yesterday, if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 3: can you kind of, you know, to tell us what
Speaker 3: it was about, but just how that came about and
Speaker 3: where you guys are at now.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, we at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: this is all entertainment, you know, that's what this is.
Speaker 6: We're not selling drugs. We're not We're not in the underworld.
Speaker 6: So there's some guidelines and rules to the business that
Speaker 6: we're in. And you know, at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: we got families, we got kids and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: So sometime we can get out of line, man, you know,
Speaker 6: and me.
Speaker 7: Personally, you know, I can get out of line a
Speaker 7: little bit.
Speaker 6: Well, I said some stuff that I didn't some stuff
Speaker 6: I shouldn't have said. Some of the stuff was good,
Speaker 6: it was funny.
Speaker 8: Everybody was laughing.
Speaker 6: But then when I went back and looked at it,
Speaker 6: I said, yeah, I kind of crossed the line a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 7: But when you grow.
Speaker 6: Across the line, you're already there. So I just didn't expect.
Speaker 6: I just didn't expect the brother to get so mad
Speaker 6: about it, you know. And then, like I said on
Speaker 6: the on the podcast, I said, I said, a lot
Speaker 6: of people have been talking about it. I mean, I
Speaker 6: seen it on Saturday Night Live. I seen a lot
Speaker 6: of Corey Holk on different ones. I just was wondering, why,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, you got singled out that
Speaker 6: he and then you know, he told me, he was like,
Speaker 6: you know what, Mike, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 8: It was because it was you, he said, because guess
Speaker 8: what the fuck with you?
Speaker 6: These people out here, they're damn to do what you
Speaker 6: tell him to do. So when he said that, I said, damn,
Speaker 6: you're right man. You I didn't look at it that
Speaker 6: way first, And you know, it just brought some light
Speaker 6: to me, man, And you know, I felt bad about it,
Speaker 6: and I wanted to meet up with him and personally
Speaker 6: look him in the face and tell him that I
Speaker 6: was sorry because I've been I've been vesting with people
Speaker 6: and talk about him since I was a kid.
Speaker 8: You know what i mean. I'm talking about I hold
Speaker 8: my breath when I was.
Speaker 6: A kid and say I'm about to do it, and
Speaker 6: I'll talk about the bully. I talked about the dude
Speaker 6: that shoot everybody and all that and say something to
Speaker 6: them that don't nobody say, man, look at them shoes
Speaker 6: and bothering.
Speaker 8: Everybody be laughing, and he'd be looking like I'm gonna
Speaker 8: kill you, you know.
Speaker 7: So that's my thing.
Speaker 8: That's what I do.
Speaker 6: I cried jokes on anybody period, right on myself, yourself,
Speaker 6: if I go on campra if I'm doing.
Speaker 8: That's what I told him too.
Speaker 4: I said, if they jokes, why you gotta apologize to
Speaker 4: they jokes?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, you know, like I said, Man, it
Speaker 8: wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 7: It wasn't. Uh.
Speaker 6: It wasn't Shucky Ducky telling the joke. It was Mike
Speaker 6: Epps telling. It was Mike Epps that got five seasons.
Speaker 7: Sitcom on Netflix.
Speaker 6: It was Yeah, it was Mike Epps to got a
Speaker 6: movie out with Snoop right now. It was Mike fer
Speaker 6: got a special coming out on Netflix. Is Mike Fster
Speaker 6: been in the business for thirty years? Is Mike efs
Speaker 6: that you.
Speaker 2: Know name ho wait? Name your name hold tawait?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So so you know it was it was Mercedes Beans
Speaker 6: versus a Hondai.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Mercedes Bend said something about me. I got to say
Speaker 6: something about what he's saying. You know that's what happened.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: So we shook hands. We made cool, and one thing
Speaker 6: I wanted to show. I wanted to show.
Speaker 2: These kids that's another way to do it.
Speaker 7: I wanted to.
Speaker 6: Show these kids that, guess what, no matter how I
Speaker 6: felt about him and how he felt about me, to
Speaker 6: guess what don't have to.
Speaker 7: End in violence.
Speaker 6: And I'm not about to prove myself to nobody and
Speaker 6: mess what I worked so hard for to show somebody I'm.
Speaker 7: A real nigga.
Speaker 4: Nobody's nobody's too big to be talked about. Though you
Speaker 4: did the right thing, but everybody can be talked about.
Speaker 7: I talk about everybody.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've talked about I'm talking about I have talked
Speaker 6: about it everybody. I'm serious. I mean I talked about
Speaker 6: Shack straight in his face. I didn't call him Shrek
Speaker 6: and all kind of laughing.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking that he's gonna laugh too.
Speaker 4: You only get you only get mad like that when
Speaker 4: someone it's some true to it dog. That's just how
Speaker 4: I feel, speaking of I'm glad you guys got to
Speaker 4: talking and clean your piece up.
Speaker 3: But your show on HG TV with your wife buying
Speaker 3: back the block obviously something that is very important to you, near,
Speaker 3: dear to your heart, speak to that show and how important.
Speaker 2: It is, and you going back in your hometown of
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 7: You know what me and my wife we did.
Speaker 6: We we we were blessed to be able to do
Speaker 6: this show. You know, I bought the houses a long
Speaker 6: time ago. I was buying these houses around here when
Speaker 6: they was five dollars, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 6: didn't nobody understand it. They like, man, you buying them
Speaker 6: raggy as I said, yep, I'm Abama. It ain't gonna
Speaker 6: just gonna set on them because I already know these
Speaker 6: neighborhoods is they got a twenty year planing out on them.
Speaker 6: And then once I see a once I started seeing
Speaker 6: a white man and a white lady with their dog
Speaker 6: walking down.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm in there now.
Speaker 6: They finished, I'm finna get my money now when the
Speaker 6: white man ain't scared of the black man. No more
Speaker 6: that money here come through there. And that's what happened. Man,
Speaker 6: and my wife. Without her woman's touch, I couldn't have
Speaker 6: did it. My woman, my woman, My wife is the
Speaker 6: one that put the is Amona. You know, my wife
Speaker 6: from Chicago. I'm from Indianapolis. I'm a little country compared
Speaker 6: to her, and she put a little city on it.
Speaker 6: So the houses look like you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: maybe somebody from New York might like it or something.
Speaker 7: Love it. Talk about the upshot, Just fucking Mike Man.
Speaker 7: You used to holding the.
Speaker 6: Snapping too, the official price, Mike Man, who's doing this?
Speaker 6: Jack got a drug dealer jogging suit on. If I
Speaker 6: ain't never see, Thank God for the NBA. When it
Speaker 6: comes to Jack.
Speaker 4: Man, just just go ahead and tell them the story.
Speaker 4: When we first met, for I ask you this question.
Speaker 8: As soon as I met Jack, we started smoking weed together.
Speaker 7: We went from.
Speaker 6: There right across the street to the coach. What was
Speaker 6: the coach, Rick Carlile. I pulled a blunt out on
Speaker 6: Rick Carlile. He looking at Jack like, I know, you
Speaker 6: just just smoke with this dude. You better leave them alone.
Speaker 6: You're gonna play with all organization. But anyway, we had
Speaker 6: a good time. They had a good time. I took
Speaker 6: Jack straight to the neighborhood. I took him straight to
Speaker 6: the I wanted to show him they got real negroes
Speaker 6: in every city, you know what I mean. It was
Speaker 6: a small little part, but it was.
Speaker 7: It was enough.
Speaker 4: It was enough ship. Let's talk about the Upshaws. Congratulations
Speaker 4: on the success of the Upshaws and I'm waiting thank
Speaker 4: you for my call for my cameo.
Speaker 6: We got a I had to get it. I had
Speaker 6: to get to fifth season to start prove myself.
Speaker 7: I got you.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, We talk about that. How did how did that
Speaker 4: come about?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 8: The Upshaws Man was an idea that I thought of.
Speaker 6: The show was based out of this home, out of
Speaker 6: my hometown, Indianapolis.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 6: And I thought of the idea, and I said, man,
Speaker 6: you know, who could I get to be in this
Speaker 6: with me? And I and I went down the list.
Speaker 6: I thought about Tiffany Hatish, I thought about Jesse Larry's.
Speaker 6: I thought about all these different ones, and I said, well,
Speaker 6: if I want to do a Sam from the Son
Speaker 6: or George Jefferson type show, I need that type of comedian.
Speaker 6: So I thought of Wanda Sykes Man my producing partners.
Speaker 6: I said, Wanda Sight, She's perfect. So I called Wanda,
Speaker 6: and you know, it took her about two weeks to
Speaker 6: call me back, and then she finally called me back.
Speaker 6: She was like, yeah, what's up, Mike. Because that was
Speaker 6: strange to her Mike Yef's call, I don't deal with.
Speaker 8: This, nigga. Hey Mike, I said, Yah, but Wanda, I
Speaker 8: got an idea.
Speaker 7: I want to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 8: She said, go ahead, tell me what it is. And
Speaker 8: I told her. She said, oh, she said, let me
Speaker 8: think about it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to my people and and she went
Speaker 6: to her people and thought about it, and.
Speaker 7: They liked it. They liked it. We went to Netflix.
Speaker 8: We sold it, and we went and got Kim.
Speaker 6: Fields, who was a great actress that been in Facts
Speaker 6: of Life and Living Single Favorite. Oh man, we got
Speaker 6: we got some characters on the show, man, You know
Speaker 6: what I mean? This last season we've had everybody, we've
Speaker 6: had Fraise on Love on the show, and we've got
Speaker 6: a lot of people people. Man, I was blessed to
Speaker 6: be able to get I've been trying to get a
Speaker 6: TV show my whole career, so you know how many
Speaker 6: times I've been told no, and to be able to
Speaker 6: get one now, man, it's a blessing.
Speaker 7: The current state of comedy right now.
Speaker 4: What you think about it with the cancel culture and
Speaker 4: everybody being so sensitive to jokes and things like that,
Speaker 4: what's your opinion on it?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I think as a comedian, you really
Speaker 6: gotta you got a weigh your odds.
Speaker 7: You know you got.
Speaker 8: You got one level of it.
Speaker 6: That makes sense. Every level of it makes sense. But
Speaker 6: you got a.
Speaker 8: Group of guys over here.
Speaker 6: That are You think about Dave Chapelle, you think about
Speaker 6: Kat Williams, you think about guys like Corey Hoker. These
Speaker 6: dudes are fearless, man. These dudes ain't. They ain't thinking
Speaker 6: like I'm thinking. See, I'm over there. They over there
Speaker 6: saying everything I want to say. But I can't mess
Speaker 6: my money up because I got a different I know
Speaker 6: how to act in a movie.
Speaker 7: I know how to yeah, I know how to do TV.
Speaker 7: I know how to produce.
Speaker 6: So I'm over there looking at trying to protect that.
Speaker 6: They don't have nothing to do with that. Now, if
Speaker 6: I take that lane right there, it might cut that
Speaker 6: off because you.
Speaker 2: Don't see none of them dudes crossing over.
Speaker 7: And yeah, not that they can't do it right, they're
Speaker 7: just but they got a.
Speaker 6: Heart of a lion when it comes to this game.
Speaker 6: You know them guys are I'm telling you, they fearless man.
Speaker 6: They go up there and say, you know, so, I'll
Speaker 6: say some crazy stuff. But lord Jesus, they go hard
Speaker 6: and I just sit.
Speaker 7: Back with my papa.
Speaker 8: I'm like, boy, they got a whole lot of hard man.
Speaker 7: And it works for him.
Speaker 4: They said, has the John Has the genre suffered because
Speaker 4: it is because of everybody be so sensitive?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's that's uh. You know, when
Speaker 7: you think.
Speaker 6: About Richard Pryor and Red Fox and Bernie Mack and
Speaker 6: them kind of guys, man, they wouldn't have made it
Speaker 6: in this time. You know, they would have probably just
Speaker 6: walked away from the game because it's a damn shame
Speaker 6: that you're allowed to.
Speaker 7: Do it in a different.
Speaker 8: Area and you're not allowed to do it in.
Speaker 6: The area that is really you supposed to be doing
Speaker 6: to a Comedians are supposed to be able to say
Speaker 6: whatever we want to say and crack a joke.
Speaker 7: I mean, t a two and a to a respect.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: You ain't got no ben to talking about no kids
Speaker 6: and certain stuff you can't say period, even with a joke.
Speaker 6: It'll get you up out of here. Like some comedian.
Speaker 6: He was just talking about George Floyd.
Speaker 7: I don't know who it was. David he called.
Speaker 4: He apologized that could have got a whooping in, got
Speaker 4: the phone calls.
Speaker 6: He apologized just because he wanted to. Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 6: But see he's going for the laugh. You're going for
Speaker 6: the shock, and you're going for the laugh, you know, So.
Speaker 7: Make you feel like I'm going to do rap again. Man,
Speaker 7: we need the mother microphone.
Speaker 4: But explain what basketball means to end down in your
Speaker 4: times ship man.
Speaker 6: Indiana basketball, this is this is basketball when you talk.
Speaker 6: If you hear basketball in America, it's Indiana, you know.
Speaker 7: But you're a Bobby Knife fan.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I'm a big I'm a Bobby Knife fan
Speaker 6: in a whole other way, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I'm a Bobby Knife fan when it comes to the
Speaker 6: discipline of how he was so disciplined and how he
Speaker 6: had them guys brainwashed into winning.
Speaker 8: You know, he just didn't have the swag that.
Speaker 7: We wanted them. You know what I mean, he.
Speaker 3: Would if Bobby would have put his hands on you
Speaker 3: like he put his hands on some people.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: I mean at that time that they was doing that,
Speaker 6: the black guys wasn't like that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Them guys didn't start you know, when Old Boy and
Speaker 6: them start showing up Dereck Coleman and all them. See,
Speaker 6: that wouldn't have worked with Derrick Coleman. That's why Derrick
Speaker 6: Coleman didn't play for Indiana. Certain dudes got to go
Speaker 6: to Yeah, certain dudes got brought to those teams that
Speaker 6: were that were put up with certain stuff.
Speaker 7: What team a player made you love basketball? What team
Speaker 7: made me? Team or player that made you love basketball? Oh?
Speaker 6: Man? You know they always talk about all the the
Speaker 6: regular name guys, the Michael Jordan's and the Magic Johnson's
Speaker 6: and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 7: But you know I liked it.
Speaker 6: I like guys who really didn't get you know, that
Speaker 6: much prey that were really stronger than the dudes who
Speaker 6: had the names.
Speaker 7: They would get quiet points.
Speaker 6: They was. They was great players, you know. Uh, dudes
Speaker 6: like Baron Davis. You know what I'm saying, underrated man,
Speaker 6: a beast out there.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Uh, what's so boy's name to play for Cincinnati? Or
Speaker 6: big like Kenya Martin Man. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: See y'all in that era. To me, when I talk
Speaker 6: about kid like y'all them y'all the same dudes.
Speaker 7: That's who I recognize.
Speaker 6: Is you.
Speaker 7: Guys. Them are the real players.
Speaker 6: The other dudes are just you know, they're part of
Speaker 6: the media. In a week, your game week, I mean,
Speaker 6: I could play better than than than a jail nigga
Speaker 6: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Look behind you, at this pace behind you.
Speaker 7: I don't even talk to East Coast niggas.
Speaker 6: Them niggas is them niggas is over confident Wallo.
Speaker 7: I can tell he can play man though he cannot dog.
Speaker 3: He cannot definitely not play.
Speaker 4: Gilly is the only athlete and the family dog. And
Speaker 4: it's clear and the whole family would say.
Speaker 8: I've seen Gilly, Gilly, Yeah, Gilly get damn.
Speaker 7: But I think he's playing man.
Speaker 6: He can see Whylloa one of them dudes that can
Speaker 6: do something, but be playing and till until it's time
Speaker 6: to do it.
Speaker 2: And then he got a tender a c L. Though
Speaker 2: the tender a c L holds the back.
Speaker 7: It's been tender for fifteen years. Damn.
Speaker 8: It's like a little It's like a chicken link now like.
Speaker 7: A gimzerd. Remember them little gears.
Speaker 6: Came to the fact, if Friday gives it.
Speaker 8: You, mama, put about seven of the mother Beckers in there.
Speaker 7: Is it fair to say that, uh, niver and onions.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Jack.
Speaker 6: Mass potato with their gravy with the salt taed onions
Speaker 6: over there?
Speaker 7: Yeah this with me, and he could really talk about.
Speaker 6: Them. Soups, No, no, nigga, the soups, the spread ramen
Speaker 6: soup with rito bread another prison nigga.
Speaker 7: Here, yeah, with the cheese, the cheese. Come on with bread?
Speaker 7: Uh uh spread bread? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 7: What else? Come in there? While you take them a
Speaker 7: little beef? You put cookies in it.
Speaker 8: Chips come on, come on, chips, come on, come on?
Speaker 7: And then and then then you take the pack. They
Speaker 7: take the pack of the thing and put it over everything.
Speaker 4: Come on, hold on, you gotta get the honey.
Speaker 7: Then you fold it up and let its in for
Speaker 7: a minute.
Speaker 4: Goell, will you can finish?
Speaker 7: Get on your prison shirt.
Speaker 6: And the other inmates be jealous because they can't afford it.
Speaker 4: We got all of them like talking about bigging the
Speaker 4: spread on all this, mo, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 7: How do you know how to make warning in the NBA?
Speaker 7: All these years?
Speaker 2: He knows someone like him that big is crazy?
Speaker 7: Right there?
Speaker 4: Hey, look back to it. Is it safe to say
Speaker 4: that Eddie Murphy and Richer Pryor. Your common inspirations, oh man?
Speaker 6: Them was the Godfathers right there, Man, I did a
Speaker 6: I had a chance to. I met Richard Pryor before
Speaker 6: he died and set with him for a whole year.
Speaker 6: He couldn't talk, but he could, you know, because yeah,
Speaker 6: but he could see in his eyes because he had
Speaker 6: multiple grosses.
Speaker 7: Always muscles was gone.
Speaker 6: But and I did movies with Eddie Murphy, so I
Speaker 6: got a chance to work with the Godfathers.
Speaker 8: Man, you and me, that ship is oh man, you
Speaker 8: were impossible.
Speaker 2: Talks to play Eddie Murphy. Excuse me.
Speaker 6: Richer Prior, right, yeah, I was gonna play Richard Prior man,
Speaker 6: and then his wife I didn't. I didn't screw his wife,
Speaker 6: his ex wife, and she got mad.
Speaker 9: You're not gonna play Richard. You didn't spink the sass.
Speaker 9: I said, nope, I ain't. You're going to people's court.
Speaker 6: Nigger, people's court.
Speaker 7: People don't.
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, man, But but I you know what it was.
Speaker 6: I went to Richard Pryor's funeral, man, and none of
Speaker 6: his friends got up there and talked about him. Paul Mooney,
Speaker 6: none of them people went up there to talk about him.
Speaker 6: Bro Monique went up there on the stage. She didn't
Speaker 6: know him.
Speaker 8: And George Lopez went on the stage.
Speaker 7: He didn't knowing. He wasn't even in the casket. The
Speaker 7: casket was shut. We all in there crying.
Speaker 8: She didn't burnt them up somewhere.
Speaker 7: This the shit that we was going through.
Speaker 6: Dna Ross just stood up right in the middle of
Speaker 6: the prayer and just fart.
Speaker 7: I swear to God, I'm not pought. Hey, I can't
Speaker 7: tell you a lie. She just starts singing like, oh, she.
Speaker 8: Had a big ass hat with a net on.
Speaker 6: Her shit, and you know, and guess what, Nigga, I
Speaker 6: get on the stage, right, I'm on the stage. I'm
Speaker 6: coming down because I've been on coked for two three nights.
Speaker 6: They think I'm crying for Richard, but I'm crying because
Speaker 6: I've spent.
Speaker 8: High all night.
Speaker 6: His kids is sitting there crying, and man, so it's
Speaker 6: so when I seen his kids crying, I start crying
Speaker 6: cause it just made I'm like, damn, that's their dad.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something, bro.
Speaker 8: The lady told me that night you're not ready.
Speaker 7: To play Richard. I said, fuck you.
Speaker 8: Bitch, you know, kiss my motherfucking ass.
Speaker 7: I sit up here.
Speaker 8: But you know what I told him, though, you know
Speaker 8: what I told her. Now, I'm gonna teake some real shit.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you what I told her, Steve, and.
Speaker 7: Man, I told her. Look here, Steven. I love Richard Pride.
Speaker 8: I love him to death. But my kids don't know
Speaker 8: who he is.
Speaker 7: But the little motherfuckers know me.
Speaker 6: Mm So I'm the motherfucker. I'm the as good as
Speaker 6: Richard Pride was. He was a bad motherfucker. These kids
Speaker 6: they know who they hell Mike f See is.
Speaker 7: And that's my o G.
Speaker 8: I love him, but the time is moved.
Speaker 6: If you go see a Richard Prime movie with me
Speaker 6: and it, you're gonna see Mikees play Richard Prime. Now
Speaker 6: for all the old heads that know Richard Pride, they're
Speaker 6: gonna be coming in there like, yeah, nigga, you better
Speaker 6: come on with that mudbone. Nigga, you better do that ship.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. But my age and the kids,
Speaker 6: the kids younger than me, they don't know who. They say,
Speaker 6: Mikeyess is playing a comedian on there. I'm gonna see
Speaker 6: this ship. That's how that's that's yeah, that's where we're at.
Speaker 7: They're gonna say day they too, they gonna kill me
Speaker 7: with day day.
Speaker 6: I think that role right there with ice Cube, that
Speaker 6: was the best role that I played, because I can't
Speaker 6: get the character off of me.
Speaker 8: Everywhere the character is you and so yeah, that's that's
Speaker 8: that's a old.
Speaker 7: Mic in the street. That's a lot of Mike old
Speaker 7: mic and the street. That's what I play.
Speaker 6: I played all kinds of roles. I played h drug dealers,
Speaker 6: I played killed. I was just I just was in
Speaker 6: a movie with a Bruce Willis called.
Speaker 7: I forget the name of it, But I.
Speaker 6: Was a ship google the motherfucker, But I was.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 6: I was a human trafficker in that then was fucked
Speaker 6: up roles that I didn't want to play. I did
Speaker 6: when I first got in the business. One of the
Speaker 6: first roles that I played, I played a movie with
Speaker 6: Ben Diesel. It was called Strays. It was Ben Diesel's
Speaker 6: first movie. Didn't nobody don't even know who.
Speaker 7: The fuck he was.
Speaker 8: That ludicrous character, the ludicrous.
Speaker 2: In the uh plaster fewis.
Speaker 7: That should have been me.
Speaker 6: I was Ben Diesels free a long time ago, Acts
Speaker 6: of Violence.
Speaker 7: I was in that movie. Man.
Speaker 6: I played a million roles. That's why I even played
Speaker 6: where they they told me that I was gay in
Speaker 6: the but I didn't. I said, I'm gonna play the role,
Speaker 6: but I ain't gay.
Speaker 7: What movie was that? It was?
Speaker 6: I was in the first episode of The Sopranos. Yes,
Speaker 6: nigga me, they said, They said, guess what. This is
Speaker 6: how they tricked me. They said, because I came in
Speaker 6: I read for the motherfuckers. They said, you and this dude,
Speaker 6: y'all stole the car. Y'all stole the car. Yeah, google it.
Speaker 6: He said, y'all stole the car. I said, okay, we
Speaker 6: stole the car. He and he said, he said, and
Speaker 6: that's your boyfriend. No nigga before the rock before it started,
Speaker 6: and I got offended, and the producer pulled me to
Speaker 6: the side and said, what's the problem or you homophobicos son?
Speaker 6: I said, nah, I ain't a homophore. But listen to this.
Speaker 6: This is me.
Speaker 7: Moving from Indiana to.
Speaker 6: No New York, nigga. I lived in New York for
Speaker 6: fifteen years. That's where the fuck I moved to New York.
Speaker 6: I moved to New York City when I was twenty
Speaker 6: one years old. Didn't know, nobody, didn't know nothing, and
Speaker 6: got fucked around in an audition for the motherfucker.
Speaker 8: Sopranos and got the role.
Speaker 7: Didn't have no money or nothing.
Speaker 6: He said, yeah, he said. I said, I ain't got
Speaker 6: to touch him, do her? He said, no, y'all, just
Speaker 6: you're just gonna be when when we come into house,
Speaker 6: you're gonna holler for him and say Eddie. I said,
Speaker 6: guess what, I don't know how to play a gay guy,
Speaker 6: but I know how to talk like my mother.
Speaker 7: I know how to talk just like her. That's who
Speaker 7: I grew up with, just me and my mama.
Speaker 6: So if I want to go into my mama, I
Speaker 6: know how to do that. I said, I'm not gonna
Speaker 6: let that test who I am.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: So I did the role, got my little money, and
Speaker 8: moved on, you know what I'm saying, And it didn't
Speaker 8: bother me.
Speaker 6: That's that's why I can sit right here and tell
Speaker 6: you that I played the role. I worked with nothing
Speaker 6: but gay people in Hollywood, some of the best people
Speaker 6: in the world. Beautiful people save your life, probably do
Speaker 6: more for you than the killer. Will killer let you
Speaker 6: die because he's a killer, But the gay dude might
Speaker 6: hug you a little tighter.
Speaker 7: Y'all gonna have to cut some of this shit because
Speaker 7: I work in Hollywood.
Speaker 6: See that's why I don't like doing these motherfucker podcasts.
Speaker 7: I'm out here fuck this shit.
Speaker 8: No, for real, this is a real education for black.
Speaker 6: Men out there, black men, black men, black men, black men,
Speaker 6: black man. You got to learn how to control your
Speaker 6: mind and your emotions.
Speaker 7: With all of this stuff.
Speaker 6: The tough man role is gonna fuck your life up.
Speaker 6: Being homophobic, gonna fuck your life up. Not growing up
Speaker 6: and becoming a man when you're supposed to, gonna fuck
Speaker 6: your life up. Got all these things that a fuck
Speaker 6: a young man up. This was what fucks a young
Speaker 6: man up. I was a young man, a light skinned
Speaker 6: young man around dark skinned men. You know what kind
Speaker 6: of fight that is in a fucking black community. That
Speaker 6: shit ain't no joke. That's why when you go to
Speaker 6: the penitentiary you run into all these light skin killers.
Speaker 6: Bunch of light skin I'm talking about, man, you look like,
Speaker 6: I'll be sure your help. I got life with our parole, bro,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Because somebody might have touched
Speaker 6: him when he was a kid that made.
Speaker 7: Him a monster. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: This is what the kids need to hear right here.
Speaker 8: You want to hear some shit, that's some shit you
Speaker 8: need to hear.
Speaker 6: You're celebrating and your you're looking in the wrong areas.
Speaker 6: You gotta know what you're dealing with. Man, this is life.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: If don't nobody teach you, life itself is.
Speaker 7: Gonna teach you you. It'll whoop your ass and make
Speaker 7: you humble, Calm you down, settle you down.
Speaker 8: Get to do all of that to you.
Speaker 6: I've been through hey, I've been on drugs. I've been
Speaker 6: through hell. You know what I'm saying. I did most
Speaker 6: of the movies on cocaine, all about the benjamins.
Speaker 7: I was, man.
Speaker 8: I used to sit in ice cubes trailer in the
Speaker 8: morning and be crying tears.
Speaker 7: He like, wipe the face.
Speaker 6: Man, you a king nigga. Stop doing this shit to yourself.
Speaker 6: I'm sitting there wiping myself because I was really, really, really.
Speaker 7: I was really.
Speaker 8: I had survivors remorse.
Speaker 6: I was so sad that I left all them niggas
Speaker 6: here in this city and I was famous, and when
Speaker 6: I would come home, I wanted them to be happy
Speaker 6: for me, and they was mad at me.
Speaker 8: So I said, Damn, I gotta destroy myself to you
Speaker 8: to like me. I was like, damn, my favorite nigga.
Speaker 8: It seemed like he liked me more.
Speaker 6: When I'm coming down off coke and I'm crying and
Speaker 6: I hate myself, he was.
Speaker 7: Like, oh, man, I love you, nigga.
Speaker 8: I'm praying for you.
Speaker 6: But when I wasn't high and I was working out
Speaker 6: and I looked good, He's like, nigga, you think you
Speaker 6: better than me? I said, nigga, how is my success
Speaker 6: of reflection of your your failure?
Speaker 7: And that's what happens to the kids.
Speaker 6: They around here killing theirself, trying to fit in with
Speaker 6: somebody who's fucked up.
Speaker 7: That's the truth. Now, I'm a comedian. Were supposed to
Speaker 7: be laughing. I've been laughing the whole time.
Speaker 6: And the conversation that went there like that aduse because
Speaker 6: comedians are dark people, man, we're dark.
Speaker 8: Cat Williams I got, I blessed her.
Speaker 6: I pray for that brother, man, I pray for that brother,
Speaker 6: because that's some serious shit.
Speaker 8: The ship that he did on that podcast.
Speaker 7: Man, we better hope.
Speaker 6: All the people that he said ain't no killers because
Speaker 6: he ain't gonna know who hit him. They got money,
Speaker 6: they know niggas. It just take one of them to
Speaker 6: wake up in the morning and say, you know what,
Speaker 6: that's it.
Speaker 4: But then again, you know a lot of a lot
Speaker 4: of those people that he said something about, they probably
Speaker 4: ain't bothered because you know, you don't really they don't
Speaker 4: move you for the truth.
Speaker 6: I mean either way, man, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Everybody moves different, man, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 6: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: That negativity sells like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's unfortunate. It s people are drawn to that,
Speaker 2: to the negativity they are.
Speaker 6: That's why I had to go shake a shiner's hand,
Speaker 6: because I can't control these dudes out here that'll just
Speaker 6: go try to do something to him just to it.
Speaker 7: Ain't even for me.
Speaker 8: He just all, man, yeah, I'm like, you ain't riding
Speaker 8: for me. I don't even know you.
Speaker 7: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Just like some dudes wanted to come down here and
Speaker 6: buy some weed for Steve, and I say, he don't
Speaker 6: say a weed.
Speaker 7: Anymore.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 8: I want a pound from him. Man, I'll be watching
Speaker 8: himy smoke man swim five pounds.
Speaker 7: See you don't sell we no more? There he is
Speaker 7: right there, you just bro?
Speaker 4: What was your great what's the greatest stand up comedy
Speaker 4: set of all time?
Speaker 7: Shit mine? Which one? Underrated?
Speaker 6: Never faded in Detroit? If you ain't never seen it,
Speaker 6: go watch it again. That's the best one. That's the
Speaker 6: best one to me. I'm tired of giving everybody else praise.
Speaker 6: That's why I ain't getting these jobs. You gotta patch
Speaker 6: yourself on the back. Oh yeah, I'm the baddest motherfucking
Speaker 6: comedy right now. I'm the realest nigga in comedy. I'm
Speaker 6: the baddest one right and mostly and most definitely the
Speaker 6: best looking one. Ugly ass niggas getting all this money
Speaker 6: and I ain't getting on fucking rich ugly turtle looking
Speaker 6: ass niggas. I'm sitting right here, ain't getting a dime.
Speaker 6: White women walk right past me and get with a turtle.
Speaker 7: Give it a turtle.
Speaker 2: When did you know you had arrived at the comedy space?
Speaker 7: Was it a set? Was it a bit? Was it like?
Speaker 2: When did you know, like, Okay, I've arrived as a comedy.
Speaker 7: When child Support Clark called me as soon as my
Speaker 7: baby mama had a court date, for me. I said,
Speaker 7: I made it. She's trying to get a raise.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, increased that increase, increase fun of kids.
Speaker 7: All been there. Everybody else will know about the increase.
Speaker 2: It's always for the kids.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got another court date.
Speaker 6: I said, did you give the kids the money? Because
Speaker 6: my daughters still asking me for money. I only get
Speaker 6: five hundred dollars. Five hundred dollars, you know how much
Speaker 6: I send your mama for you.
Speaker 7: That ain't even your account. This is fucked up. They
Speaker 7: do nothing about it either.
Speaker 3: I remember one summer we were in seventeen win a
Speaker 3: championship and I rented a house on Doheani for the
Speaker 3: summer and I was working out and running the hills
Speaker 3: and I ran into Russell Simmons.
Speaker 2: Remember he used to have his little card right then.
Speaker 7: It was a card card. Come get your best card.
Speaker 2: Hey, everything I love.
Speaker 7: That's my figure. Rush. I was just a bullshit.
Speaker 8: That's how Russell say, like rus Abon Crockett kills.
Speaker 2: Damn, I'd be thinking that man, great impersonator.
Speaker 3: No, but I was talking about making like a child
Speaker 3: support card where every time you swipe it go like
Speaker 3: it has to go to the kids to be able
Speaker 3: to create a card like that for some transparency, because
Speaker 3: we all been in a position where we gave a
Speaker 3: bunch of money away and the kids ain't seen none
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 8: They're gonna figure out how way to scam that.
Speaker 7: They don't have a fake ass kid. Then Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: a yeah, standing here, I'm gonna show get the money,
Speaker 7: Get the money, run hurry up. Yeah man, that's real.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: But I think y'all got most of the bullshit out
Speaker 8: of me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, some other ship.
Speaker 8: Now we gotta we gotta edit all the other stuff.
Speaker 6: Gott yeah because we got Yeah, because ship, we got
Speaker 6: you the A, B C.
Speaker 8: D, E, F G H, I j K, Elemental Peak Community,
Speaker 8: get you.
Speaker 2: Black Dug, Black Dug from the Hangover?
Speaker 7: How was it? I wasn't playing black dug, man. I
Speaker 7: was the only black dude on the set.
Speaker 6: And uh, Todd Phillips was the director, and uh, there
Speaker 6: was a bunch of white people on the set. When
Speaker 6: I tell you, I was the only black person on
Speaker 6: the set. It wasn't one black person there with me.
Speaker 6: We was way out in the desert. I just went
Speaker 6: and found me a little corner and sat over there.
Speaker 7: Man. And I remember my first scene.
Speaker 6: This is how.
Speaker 8: This is how I realized that black humor and white
Speaker 8: humor is totally different.
Speaker 6: So the first scene they said ashen and it was
Speaker 6: my turn, and man, when I went into the scene,
Speaker 6: it was like I was in.
Speaker 7: A Friday movie. I was like, and they said cut
Speaker 7: and it was quiet. All the white people were just
Speaker 7: looking at me like this is how, this is how
Speaker 7: the crew was walking. I was like, damn, I was like,
Speaker 7: what happened?
Speaker 8: I was like, the mockers then laughing at me.
Speaker 7: Now, this is some shit.
Speaker 8: If I was in an ice Cube movie, they would
Speaker 8: have been on the floor.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 8: I tried that ship in that white movie. They didn't
Speaker 8: laugh as shit. I said, oh shit, I gotta do something.
Speaker 8: So I adjusted myself.
Speaker 6: I said, guess what I found out with white people
Speaker 6: in comedies less his best, Less his best, don't do
Speaker 6: that much because I learned that on.
Speaker 7: Deaf comedy Jail. When you When I did Death Comedy Jam.
Speaker 6: Black audiences, they fall out the tears. This is how
Speaker 6: black people laugh ta get up, run you know what
Speaker 6: I mean? Like they used Pelle did on that that
Speaker 6: shit is real. White people say ha ha ha ha
Speaker 6: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then they'll
Speaker 6: come to you after the show.
Speaker 7: You were amazing. I'm like, you can't. I can't tell,
Speaker 7: motherfucker you weren't laughing. He was laughing. How the fuck
Speaker 7: was that amazing? And you wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 6: White people are gonna kill me, man, because I joke
Speaker 6: with them all the time. And then I'll be their
Speaker 6: friend when black people ain't around.
Speaker 7: White people like I'm not. I'm not gonna believe that
Speaker 7: ship anymore.
Speaker 8: I've seen how you work with the black people.
Speaker 3: You're one of the comedians that that that have kind
Speaker 3: of made a living in and and and hone your
Speaker 3: craft around roasting the audience.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, talk to us about out that and how
Speaker 2: effective that's been for you.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: If I catch if I catch a nigga walking in
Speaker 6: that show down that aisle and he ain't got the
Speaker 6: right shit on, I'm oh lord, I'm gonna tear his
Speaker 6: ass up. Him and this girl I didn't roasted couples.
Speaker 7: Two for one.
Speaker 6: I said, look at this fat unicorn and this uh,
Speaker 6: look at this bag of blood walking through here.
Speaker 4: The one when you said about all the chicks and
Speaker 4: the looking like wrestlers in this pandemic.
Speaker 6: I said, it's a whole lot of girls with the
Speaker 6: bodysuits on. It looked like a bunch of wrestlers in here.
Speaker 7: Oh ship, you know man, because.
Speaker 8: I'm you know, I'm one of them dudes. I ain't
Speaker 8: trying to go down in history.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 6: All these dudes want to be legendary and the goats
Speaker 6: and all that weird ass shit. It's like, man, get
Speaker 6: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 7: Just do the work. You know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 7: so tired of.
Speaker 6: Everybody trying to be the bad I'm like, God, le man,
Speaker 6: this business is fucking high school, dude.
Speaker 8: And I didn't graduate, so that'll tell you this ship
Speaker 8: is high school.
Speaker 6: And if you can remember high school, they had the
Speaker 6: same motherfuckers in the business.
Speaker 8: You had bad kids, you had good kids.
Speaker 6: You had the little snitches that ran to the teacher's
Speaker 6: aid and all them little well I'm serious.
Speaker 7: You had the.
Speaker 8: Athletes.
Speaker 7: You had the special leg I'm a special ed. I
Speaker 7: was a special ed. You had the helmet on. Now,
Speaker 7: hell no, nigga, we ain't wear no helmets. I wasn't
Speaker 7: that bad. That's another level of it. Well, but I
Speaker 7: was in them. I was in the class. Tell me
Speaker 7: about you was in the class with it, So go
Speaker 7: and tell the story. Well, a dude didn't have a
Speaker 7: helmet on. It was like it was like a head brace.
Speaker 7: It really wasn't a full helmet. But I was in
Speaker 7: the class. The kids would walking about and said, look
Speaker 7: at him.
Speaker 8: Yes, I taught myself how to read and write as
Speaker 8: an adult.
Speaker 7: I'm not lying. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: Man, I'm not against the nigga, but if you tell
Speaker 8: me I can't read, I'll kill your motherfucking ass. I
Speaker 8: don't play that ship.
Speaker 7: That's the trigger.
Speaker 6: You tell me something about some education, I'm mad because
Speaker 6: that's my insecurity.
Speaker 8: That's what really hurts me.
Speaker 7: Did I you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: I just didn't pick it up. I didn't collect it,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 7: And see now, the only thing that made me feel good.
Speaker 6: About the fact that I had a problem reading and
Speaker 6: writing because I got some money in the bank. I
Speaker 6: don't give a fuck about reading and write. I pay
Speaker 6: somebody to read that ship. Read that ship right there
Speaker 6: out loud. Huh.
Speaker 7: I can hear you if I.
Speaker 6: Got an accountant, If I'm dealing with an accountant to
Speaker 6: deal with my money, something no, and yeah, and I
Speaker 6: feel like I can't keep up with my money.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna drop a pistol on the floor and say
Speaker 6: I'm sorry about that and put it in my pocket.
Speaker 7: That money gonna be right.
Speaker 8: They gonna say this nigga didn't dropped the gun in here.
Speaker 7: I bet not steal nothing from this nigga.
Speaker 2: Fact.
Speaker 7: Hey, I gotta play games like that when you can't
Speaker 7: really do.
Speaker 8: Man for shit, you see this pistols, don't you don't
Speaker 8: you fuck with that money?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Shit is hurting ice Cube? How instrumental has he been in?
Speaker 3: What kind of friendship do you guys have?
Speaker 6: Man, that's my dog for life. Man, I love ice Cube. Man,
Speaker 6: ice Cube gave me my first job. He gave me
Speaker 6: five thousand dollars as soon as I seen even he
Speaker 6: knew I was broke. He said, Man, you and your
Speaker 6: girl go to Magic Mountain. You don't remember Magic Mountain?
Speaker 6: That nigga gave me five thousand. My girl got dressed
Speaker 6: just alike and went to Magic Mountain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they're doing it to full.
Speaker 6: Five airbusty shirt and some niggas from the forties trying
Speaker 6: to bang on me. Nigga, I had some red shit on.
Speaker 7: Where you from?
Speaker 6: Cuz I said, the movies, nigga, the movie business, My
Speaker 6: motherfucking gang nigga.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, did you feel pressure coming in after what
Speaker 3: Chris Tucker did in the First Friday Ever?
Speaker 2: You came in, yeah, and did your thing, but you
Speaker 2: felt there was a lot of pressure.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, Chris Tucker did such a great job in
Speaker 6: that movie as Smoky.
Speaker 7: They was looking at me like, you better kill this ship.
Speaker 7: You did.
Speaker 8: John Witherspoons, he was looking at me like this, and
Speaker 8: it was real quiet.
Speaker 7: Y'all. Went to cube. I said, man, this shit ain't working.
Speaker 7: He said, it ain't time for you to be funny yet.
Speaker 7: I said, huh. He said, yeah, that scene right there
Speaker 7: is just the lead. It's gonna be your time to
Speaker 7: get funny. When I when I went down there and.
Speaker 6: Said, man, y'all, tell y'all live y'all, she sprayed me
Speaker 6: and all that she sprayed me the faith that was
Speaker 6: when I was on right there, I was on.
Speaker 7: It was gone.
Speaker 8: Told me it was on, man, it was on my
Speaker 8: first movie I did.
Speaker 6: I bought my mother washing drive man. My mother bought
Speaker 6: my mother washing drive man. She was living in some apartments.
Speaker 6: I said, Mama with you. I said, Mama, want to
Speaker 6: buy your house?
Speaker 7: She said, no, just buy me a washing drive.
Speaker 8: She said, I'm tired of women at the Linda Met
Speaker 8: telling me you ain't my son.
Speaker 7: That ain't your son. I said, you ain't gotta.
Speaker 8: See them no more.
Speaker 7: I bought a washing drive.
Speaker 2: That's dope.
Speaker 7: And I tried to buy a house and she said, no.
Speaker 6: You ain't gonna fuck my social security up because she
Speaker 6: was getting like seven hundred dollars a month at a time,
Speaker 6: it was getting seven hundred a month. And she said,
Speaker 6: if them, if them people see that you are giving
Speaker 6: me money in an account, they might cut my social
Speaker 6: Security back.
Speaker 7: So I you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 7: The whole light waking on that social Security. You ain't
Speaker 7: gonna fuck that up.
Speaker 10: And no, don't fuck that Yeah, because my mother was
Speaker 10: looking at it like you might not be in the
Speaker 10: business loan. You only did two movies, nigga, don't go
Speaker 10: to buying houses and shit, you ain't out to clear Yeah, who.
Speaker 7: Is Mike outside of comedy? What's your hobbies right now?
Speaker 6: I'm a nanny. I had kids again. I love it
Speaker 6: and I'm fifty three years old. I went and had
Speaker 6: two more kids, two and four babies. I got baby babies,
Speaker 6: so you know what I mean. Hopefully God will give
Speaker 6: me another thirty years, so they'll be at least thirty
Speaker 6: or something when I leave Earth. You know what I mean,
Speaker 6: They'll get to beat and had a dad, not an
Speaker 6: old one, but I mean, not a They ain't gonna
Speaker 6: have me for a long time.
Speaker 7: But you know what I mean. But my kids a beautiful. Man.
Speaker 7: I had a son.
Speaker 8: The day my mother died. My mother died twenty twenty COVID.
Speaker 6: My son was born the same time. Bro and I
Speaker 6: never had a son. He looked just like my mama. Man,
Speaker 6: I swear, that's how. No God's real gave me a son.
Speaker 7: My mama gave me a son walking out the door. Man,
Speaker 7: that's beautiful.
Speaker 8: I used to cry all the time to ask God
Speaker 8: what happened?
Speaker 7: What did I do wrong that I can't have a son.
Speaker 7: But I know what it was.
Speaker 6: I lied all these women and got them pregnant and
Speaker 6: sold them dreams and shit like that.
Speaker 7: Girl, you got five girls to let you know I
Speaker 7: was lying.
Speaker 2: I'll be lying too.
Speaker 7: I've been doing to just one thing that I'm.
Speaker 6: Gonna get right before I leave this earth, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: learn how to treat a woman one hundred sense, right dope,
Speaker 6: because I that's that's something that I want to do
Speaker 6: for my mother, for my children, for my daughters. I've
Speaker 6: never treated a woman right, one hundred percent. And now
Speaker 6: that I'm getting older, I'm realizing, Man, you gotta treat
Speaker 6: a woman right.
Speaker 7: Mike. You gotta.
Speaker 8: You can't.
Speaker 6: You can't cheat on her. You you gotta, you gotta
Speaker 6: be a friend, You gotta not be selfish.
Speaker 8: This is what I want to do. This is one
Speaker 8: of my dreams.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: That's that's something we really have to learn.
Speaker 3: I had, I had.
Speaker 6: Issues with my mother, So now I want to make
Speaker 6: a woman. I don't want my kid's mother to you
Speaker 6: know what, I mean, to have my mother stuff. So
Speaker 6: that's one of my things I want to do.
Speaker 8: Man, because I've been listening to Pimp music and ship
Speaker 8: my whole life. You have to a ball MJGS nigga.
Speaker 7: And you GK too short MC. You know what I
Speaker 7: mean that ship?
Speaker 8: Have you talking ship to a girl?
Speaker 7: So yeah, I'm talking about you.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, like powder baby powder.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I sat that movie with Met the Man and I
Speaker 6: was on cocaine that movie too. I was snarting and
Speaker 6: toothing and pooting and scooping in that movie too. Oh
Speaker 6: now I'm fifty three.
Speaker 7: I don't do nothing to smoke weed drink course, like.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go, shut course.
Speaker 6: Hang out with real potential billionaires has made the chill,
Speaker 6: made the chill. These are potential bill billionaires right here,
Speaker 6: These are these are these are men. You guys are
Speaker 6: moving the culture because you using your you know, it's
Speaker 6: it's way bigger than basketball, y'all, way bigger than basketball.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, this might be better than your basketball career,
Speaker 6: right Yeah, the basketball career was a commercial for what
Speaker 6: you're doing.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 7: I love it, you know, not even close. We appreciated
Speaker 7: in this space. We wasn't appreciated when it was in
Speaker 7: the NBA for real R.
Speaker 6: But see now y'all get to realize how many real
Speaker 6: people loved y'all in the game, Like y'all stood up
Speaker 6: for something that guys was like, Yeah.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm talking about. When I see y'all.
Speaker 6: Fighting and standing up and being raw real dudes in
Speaker 6: the game, I'm like Wolf, He's still.
Speaker 7: Trying to kick somebody's ass.
Speaker 8: And this fool here when you was up there and
Speaker 8: the thing you man, I'm talking about it.
Speaker 7: When you like and I was throwing the mother and
Speaker 7: I was trying to help somebody. No, nigga, you was
Speaker 7: throwing some shit. I ran.
Speaker 4: I ran six rolls up, so if I wanted to
Speaker 4: hit somebody, I could hear somebody in every road on
Speaker 4: the way.
Speaker 7: Up to run. That's what made me fall in love
Speaker 7: with you. Boy. You went you went hard, You went hard.
Speaker 7: You was a low friend. You went hard.
Speaker 8: You was going hard. And when I met the world peace,
Speaker 8: he just looked like he was on now.
Speaker 7: Later he was like this now, lads, and the dude
Speaker 7: was grabbing the shirt and he looked like little jolly ranchers.
Speaker 7: He was hyped up. The turt was pull his eyes
Speaker 7: was big. He was on him now later.
Speaker 4: Hey man, When when when you see a guy like
Speaker 4: Ben Wallace getting mad, and each second he's getting mad,
Speaker 4: he's getting bigger and bigger, You're gonna start looking crazy
Speaker 4: too and be coming your way. Ben boy, Ben was huge.
Speaker 7: Bro. Ben was coming at you.
Speaker 4: And now I'm just saying that run. That's why Ron
Speaker 4: was looking like that. You got somebody like Ben coming
Speaker 4: at you. You're gonna be spooked too.
Speaker 7: He was soft though, being not at all no dice, No,
Speaker 7: he wasn't no dice and being if you see this, no,
Speaker 7: don't start that ship. I thought you're a soft nigga. No,
Speaker 7: not him, he got that mask on. I don't even
Speaker 7: know that was him. He was there.
Speaker 4: He was at the front row seat to everything right
Speaker 4: in the mixed world, shot out worldwide West in the building.
Speaker 6: Man World Wild West, shout shout out to my real
Speaker 6: nigga biggie boogie cousins up in this small record too. Man.
Speaker 8: That's another that's another hog right there.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying represent the building as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's uh, Mike, we want to get you
Speaker 3: out of here, so quick quick hit his first thing
Speaker 3: to kind of mind childhood crush.
Speaker 2: Who is your childhood crush?
Speaker 7: My childhood crush?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 8: It was a lady on BT Man named Rachel Man.
Speaker 7: They used to do.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: She was like a Jamaican. You don't remember Rachel used
Speaker 7: to be on BET Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: What was the show though? What was it called? It
Speaker 7: was a cope on p E T. You remember that,
Speaker 7: Oh man? I love it. Rachel's bad and.
Speaker 6: For the white girls. I liked the boat there. Remember
Speaker 6: bout dad the fairy cont be watching this too.
Speaker 7: Brother.
Speaker 8: I need to talk to you about some ship you
Speaker 8: said on the podcast. Oh god, damn, I'll be seeing that.
Speaker 8: I'll be seeing all every black Let me tell you something.
Speaker 7: All the black dudes be talking about it.
Speaker 8: I love the black sisters to all the niggas.
Speaker 6: Want a white girl too. White women don't believe this
Speaker 6: all black men, won't you. They just don't want to
Speaker 6: get caught with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's from the stool man.
Speaker 7: Ship? The white people coming at me? Now? Oh god,
Speaker 7: you think was on your ass? Uh?
Speaker 4: Top five comedians all time, Top five comedians all time,
Speaker 4: Richard Prime, Eddie Murphy, Robin Harris, marn Lawns, my motherfucker herself.
Speaker 7: There you go, yeah, sir, how you go? There you go?
Speaker 7: Can you.
Speaker 2: Compare or describe your hoop game to a player current
Speaker 2: or past?
Speaker 11: Who's your game like nas Robert Rri, Robert big Shot
Speaker 11: no Greek three Brother, that's who your game like?
Speaker 7: Status?
Speaker 6: Okay, if I do tell me to do something, you
Speaker 6: can tell if I can play bomb your road steath?
Speaker 7: What's that that's traveling. You're talking about this ship right here,
Speaker 7: this ship up that was a year you got you
Speaker 7: got it.
Speaker 2: You your robot have put extra conception that ship.
Speaker 7: You want that. I want to see that back down? Yeah,
Speaker 7: back the way.
Speaker 2: You're the worst to wallow down.
Speaker 7: You look worst than he look way worse than you.
Speaker 7: Wallow wallow wallowed cookie, Bro, What about this one here
Speaker 7: that like something that looks like something that looked like
Speaker 7: something that looked like something.
Speaker 2: That was nice. You see landing, You see the landing
Speaker 2: that was a nice left too.
Speaker 7: I said that your left out, bro, set out.
Speaker 2: Brout your left right there like that best snooping story
Speaker 2: you could share with us.
Speaker 7: My man, this dude bro, he tired.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm tired for the yeirl steps.
Speaker 7: Oh man, oh this Snoop story. If we was We
Speaker 7: used to do these car rides.
Speaker 8: We used to get in our cars, go up on
Speaker 8: Santa Monica, find a lot.
Speaker 6: Everybody just parking the cars here with Percy with Percy,
Speaker 6: remember Percy with the little blond braids with the glasses. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm sitting in the car with Snoop and we're smoking.
Speaker 6: Police jump behind.
Speaker 2: The Snoop dog get in trouble though.
Speaker 7: Listen, this fucked me up. Police walked up to the car.
Speaker 7: Nigga like, yeah, what.
Speaker 3: I do Uh?
Speaker 2: To the cops, I'm like, damn, I tried that ship
Speaker 2: well by yourself.
Speaker 7: Went to jail and Harthorne. Nigga, he took me to jail.
Speaker 7: Lock me up a ship that I tried it. He
Speaker 7: tried that ship.
Speaker 6: Get your ass out of the car, Niggah mhm, and
Speaker 6: I love y'all.
Speaker 7: Man, y'all bring the best out of me. Man, appreciate that.
Speaker 7: We appreciate hearing me. Man, Dog, y'all bring the best
Speaker 7: out of nigga.
Speaker 3: I got the best joint underdog on TV right now
Speaker 3: right on Amazon. P Yeah, Underdog, Underdog Underdog him and snoop.
Speaker 7: Great. That shit is funny.
Speaker 6: Let's keep snooping our prayer. As his brother passed, Man,
Speaker 6: what a great dude. His brother Ban was a nice
Speaker 6: dude too. Dog in our prayers that.
Speaker 3: Are alive you at dinner plus five huh you plus
Speaker 3: five more at dinner, Ben are alive.
Speaker 6: When it sounded like, oh, we got definitely, my mother
Speaker 6: and father love it. My mother and father. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying. Definitely at the table Oh, I would
Speaker 6: have loved to eat dinner with Malcolm X. I would
Speaker 6: have laughed, loved to eat dinner with a Tupac. And
Speaker 6: I would have loved to have had a little red
Speaker 6: wine and broke a piece of bread with Jesus, a
Speaker 6: piece of bread and a little with him.
Speaker 3: Hey, Mike was just telling us about a rider gang experience.
Speaker 3: You have a dog, man, If you don't get your
Speaker 3: neck and eyes out of here. Person, what's up, Percy Lowe?
Speaker 7: Man, I can't call it man.
Speaker 8: They talk about your name all over the world. Man,
Speaker 8: I'm just.
Speaker 7: Damn y'all. Now that'll get you met too. Person talking
Speaker 7: about ping on somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to damn hy read the Miller Show.
Speaker 8: I just you real quick, Man, were an All Star
Speaker 8: weekend and in Innnapolis.
Speaker 7: Man, man going down.
Speaker 6: Man, this ain't been here since nineteen eighty five. I
Speaker 6: was fifteen years old when they did it. It was
Speaker 6: a dude, ny Tarence Stansbury that won the dunk contests.
Speaker 6: He was cold, didn't get no props, used to jump
Speaker 6: out the ceiling. Skinny dude.
Speaker 8: He did the uh the three sixty three, yeah, one
Speaker 8: foot and spind dang.
Speaker 2: I bet you could do it.
Speaker 7: Tell him that let me do it. Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, bro, brother, you have a tender
Speaker 2: ac like wall.
Speaker 4: All right, yeah, all right, he was gonna do it.
Speaker 7: Damn man, you can see one guest on All the Smoke?
Speaker 7: Who would it be? But but you have to help
Speaker 7: us get your answer on the show.
Speaker 2: Somebody in your phone book? Who's in your phone?
Speaker 7: But who would I love to see on All the
Speaker 7: Smoke in your see?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Man, you know I would love to see Corey Ho.
Speaker 7: Come on here. I'm a big fan bi Corey hol Come.
Speaker 7: That was my partner right there. Me and Corey.
Speaker 6: Corey used to start conning. He used to come to
Speaker 6: New York. Me and him used to ride the trains
Speaker 6: to the show. Corey he had you know, he's from Chicago.
Speaker 6: We had a leather jacket on we on the train. Man,
Speaker 6: I'm telling I got some cold stories man. Me and
Speaker 6: Tracy Morgan we started together. Well, Tracy was doing it
Speaker 6: before me. But he used to come and pick me up.
Speaker 7: He had a little mosda.
Speaker 6: It was raggedy, his heir, and he be bumping Jodie
Speaker 6: seeing there yoesus.
Speaker 8: We get in the car and I remember when he
Speaker 8: got the Martin show.
Speaker 7: He was crying. I said, what's wrong? He said, Man,
Speaker 7: Lawyn just taught me nigga, I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to do the more show. He went and did
Speaker 6: Martin when he came back. When he came back and hustled, man, yeah,
Speaker 6: he was just sitting there man and telling me, man mornings. Man,
Speaker 6: this shit almost made me crush. Had the big ass
Speaker 6: house looked like a hotel.
Speaker 8: Damn man, I.
Speaker 7: Said, damn, Tracy, that was some good ship. He looked
Speaker 7: at me and shit, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 6: But then then with some humble beginners, man, I didne
Speaker 6: walked up on so many entertainers and they don't remember me.
Speaker 6: I see I seen Biggie standing in the in the
Speaker 6: in the in the uh. It was called Chads and Wilson's.
Speaker 6: It was a club in New York. He had that
Speaker 6: leather shirt on with the B on it. I said, man,
Speaker 6: I love your work.
Speaker 7: Man. You look.
Speaker 6: These are just candid moments I had with people. And
Speaker 6: they didn't even the don't you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: I seen I seen Tupac at the Comedy Act Theater
Speaker 6: in Atlanta.
Speaker 7: He coming there.
Speaker 6: He had a white rag on his head this after
Speaker 6: he shot the police. This is I'm I'm a young comic.
Speaker 6: I ain't even own yet. But they had a comedy
Speaker 6: club called the Comedy Act Theater in Atlanta that all
Speaker 6: the stars used to come through there. That's when Atlanta
Speaker 6: was the hit. When it was freak Nick in the
Speaker 6: Comedy Act Theater. Man Tupac used to come in there
Speaker 6: too short. They had a They had a group called
Speaker 6: Tag Team. You remember a tag Team back again.
Speaker 8: Checking directed, Let's begin them niggas was drug dealers.
Speaker 7: That song with some bullshit.
Speaker 6: The niggas is pulling up and amg bens is and man,
Speaker 6: that motherfucker was live. Man, I got a chance to
Speaker 6: see that ship, you know, and didn't nobody know me.
Speaker 6: I was just a quiet mouse sitting there soaking up
Speaker 6: the game.
Speaker 7: Man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta You said you got a Netflix special
Speaker 2: coming out sooner.
Speaker 8: I got a Netflix special. Call I'm ready to sell out.
Speaker 7: Yep. That's really today. That's the name of it.
Speaker 6: And the reason why I said that is because I
Speaker 6: have per se been a real nigga so long that
Speaker 6: it's not paying the way I wanted to pay. So
Speaker 6: I'm watching all these dudes getting all this money and
Speaker 6: stuff and I'm trying to figure out how to get it.
Speaker 7: I'm not putting on a dress. I was just about
Speaker 7: to say that.
Speaker 8: So I'm not putting on a dress and I'm not
Speaker 8: physically doing nothing for it.
Speaker 7: But whatever happened outside of that.
Speaker 6: Game, I mean, well, when I say sellout is like,
Speaker 6: you know, whatever, whatever it the real nigga thing, it
Speaker 6: ain't paying me.
Speaker 7: It ain't the real nigga.
Speaker 8: Checked and ran out.
Speaker 7: I disagree.
Speaker 6: Well when I say that, When I say that, when
Speaker 6: I say that, it limits you. You see and see
Speaker 6: Now I'm adding this up with my age, Steve, I'm
Speaker 6: at an age where I'm at a different age of you.
Speaker 7: I'm looking down to hell, so my mentality is different.
Speaker 7: I'm like, damn, and I'm not really saying sellout.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna still be the same person, but I gotta
Speaker 6: play the game a little bit more, man, I gotta
Speaker 6: play the game.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: I didn't get in this business to rebel and bucket everything.
Speaker 6: I got in this business to learn about it improved everybody.
Speaker 8: I'm a real dude.
Speaker 7: I didn't showed that a million times.
Speaker 6: Now it's time for me to show everybody I'm a
Speaker 6: good father, I'm a businessman, I'm a good friend.
Speaker 8: I can be trusted so that I can get better opportunities.
Speaker 2: Well man, thank you, Mike. We appreciate thank I'm giving
Speaker 2: up a Mike cap you.
Speaker 7: Naftown.
Speaker 2: This episode might not come out, so if you were here,
Speaker 2: good thing you can hear