Speaker 1: You want to try the other one, whatever you're comfortable with.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like we got a third microphone
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, we're very fancy. Now this is legit.
Speaker 1: The Serial Killer Studio team is really coming together. So cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean now we can have an extra, we can
Speaker 1: have a guest, and you wouldn't have to share mics
Speaker 1: with them anymore. Yeah, because whenever we would have guests,
Speaker 1: I would constantly have to flip the mic back and forth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't sound so good. Hold on, let me play this.
Speaker 1: I guess what's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Will tell you what's.
Speaker 3: Sai Regil been like, Sami Kid's their life, Rick doin
Speaker 3: everything from Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy.
Speaker 1: I let it go the whole time. Yeah, sorry, I
Speaker 1: get it. No worries. Actually, you know, Dave Brody writes
Speaker 1: this stuff for us, and I feel bad that we
Speaker 1: kind of cut it off all the time. I love
Speaker 1: the love that people have for our show. On our show,
Speaker 1: we work obviously for the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and
Speaker 1: so many people just come into this room and their
Speaker 1: faces just light up when they see how much cereal
Speaker 1: is in here, and they want to do things for us.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, the amount of cereal that
Speaker 1: we have is just getting kind of ridiculous. And I've
Speaker 1: said this to you. It's becoming a hoarder's episode. And
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of hoarders, and let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. I think you may have a problem. I
Speaker 1: have a hard time letting go of them because I mean, look,
Speaker 1: you call them your children. Yes, people walk in here
Speaker 1: and they're impressed. But Scott, it's very impressive. Scott. Yes,
Speaker 1: you call them your children. Well, they are our children.
Speaker 1: We've adopted them together, and it's hard to let them go.
Speaker 1: It's we have a great rehab facility set up for
Speaker 1: you in Pasadena. When they get old, you know, we
Speaker 1: have to let them go out on their own. But
Speaker 1: I'm just not ready to do that yet. Okay, so
Speaker 1: he's not ready to let go. Yeah, my life is
Speaker 1: literally living in a horders episode. Then, because I have
Speaker 1: a very small desk area, I don't even have a
Speaker 1: desk here. I have no place where I actually work
Speaker 1: on the show. I just kind of roam and find
Speaker 1: places to say. So, you're saying that your children are
Speaker 1: impeding your space, saying that, yes, that's exactly what I'm
Speaker 1: saying I was gonna try and put it nicely, but no,
Speaker 1: I have no room for anything anymore. Now, do you
Speaker 1: have any cereal in your house or you just keep
Speaker 1: it here? I have three boxes? Okay, I ate all yeah,
Speaker 1: and writes Krispy Streets. But that's from like probably three
Speaker 1: months ago, four months ago. By the way, this week,
Speaker 1: I'm getting you boxes of Eggo cereal for forty nine
Speaker 1: cents each, just so you know. Yes, yes, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: you know what. Let's get to it. Congratulations to who Michelle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you guys haven't heard on the last
Speaker 1: episode Michelle who was on Survivor Now on the new season,
Speaker 1: Survivor Winners at War. It premiered this Wednesday. Huh, nice job, Michelle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she loved the double brownie multimeal with marshmallow cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she actually texted me. Did she bring it on the
Speaker 1: island with her? Well, I mean it was filmed back.
Speaker 1: So are we talking like time travel or what I'm talking? Oh?
Speaker 1: So you made Survivors not live? Everybody knows that. Oh
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, Hey, look for the cereal killers.
Speaker 1: This is episode eighty three, eighty three. You really think
Speaker 1: people thought that was live. I'm sure there are some
Speaker 1: people that think it was live. Yeah, Like people somehow
Speaker 1: think our show is live. Yeah. And the other day
Speaker 1: I did a taping of the Rachel Ratio and Elvis
Speaker 1: had mentioned on the air that I was going to
Speaker 1: do a taping of it, and somebody tweeted, like, you
Speaker 1: weren't on the show today, I'm just live. Well that
Speaker 1: was like when Jeff was on the show with us.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I'm going up to Regis and Kelly
Speaker 1: and then then in the comments people were like, didn't
Speaker 1: see him. He just wanted to leave. No, it's pre taped.
Speaker 1: But I mean that show usually is live except on Fridays. Well,
Speaker 1: he came on Monday. I am so confused. It's episode
Speaker 1: eighty three. It's Serial Killers. I'm Scottie Bee, that's Andrew.
Speaker 1: Let's get eaten some cereal. Let's get it and I
Speaker 1: will give you the pleasure of Oh you want to
Speaker 1: go classic classic all right? You might not like this
Speaker 1: classic why? Because I'm not gonna like this classic why.
Speaker 1: This classic box is courtesy of Smiley Stephen. He's our
Speaker 1: producer in Philly at Q one oh two. Hi Steven,
Speaker 1: thank you for giving a serial. No, no, no, don't thank
Speaker 1: him because this box came the other day and I
Speaker 1: was very excited to open the end. Every time we
Speaker 1: get a box and I shake it and I could
Speaker 1: tell their cereal in it, I get pumped. I get
Speaker 1: very excited. I opened this one up. It was an
Speaker 1: Amazon box, and I'm gonna use a very nate word
Speaker 1: to describe your reaction. He gets very jazzed. Well, not
Speaker 1: from this one. Hold on, let me go down to
Speaker 1: the sack. You'll see why. You'll see. Now. I want
Speaker 1: you to say hello to our friend. Okay, her name
Speaker 1: starts with a B and ends with an A. No. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not Barbie. He said this is his favorite cereal. This
Speaker 1: is his favorite cereal. Oh, bless his heart. It's Barbara's
Speaker 1: Morning Oat Crunch.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I know we kind of vowed not to do barber
Speaker 1: cereal anymore, but for Steven, I guess we have to listen.
Speaker 1: Stephen is super nice. He would not give us something
Speaker 1: that's trash. Yes, I believe in Stephen found it over
Speaker 1: forty five years ago by teenager Barbara Jaffy. Barber's is
Speaker 1: a category pioneer and supports young entrepreneurs through our what
Speaker 1: our kid trip? What is this word? Can I see it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The K word kidentrepreneur, kitentrepreneur. Okay, so it's like I
Speaker 1: got okay, sorry, grants, listen, it's been a long day.
Speaker 1: I believe in Steven. Steven's not gonna scare us wrong.
Speaker 1: I do not believe in Stephen and hashtag. I believe
Speaker 1: in Steven already. This the bag is so much smaller
Speaker 1: than the box. Barbara is such a ripoff. I think
Speaker 1: Barbara might have descended into madness after creating her cereal company.
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried about her. She tried to poison
Speaker 1: us several times. Oh boy, these they're the big, These
Speaker 1: are the So what's the premise of the puffins? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: what's what's the premise? Am I just getting an oat?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Brick, It's just a It's just a
Speaker 1: big old puffed square of oat crunch crunchy whole grain
Speaker 1: cereal satisfy you a hugger with eight grabs of protein
Speaker 1: and six grams of five. Let it be known that
Speaker 1: if I ever have the chance to make my own cereal,
Speaker 1: I'm calling it big old puff squares. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: by definition a puff can't be a square. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're puff squares, big old puff squares. Ingredients whole grain
Speaker 1: oat flour, whole grain wheat flour, cane, sugar and sulfured molasses.
Speaker 1: It's greg Tea pea protein. Oh my god, can we
Speaker 1: get Greg Ta in here? Hold on, let's see if
Speaker 1: we can get up to see now yo, Greg Tea,
Speaker 1: come here just one minute? Yes, please. We were just
Speaker 1: wondering if you could tell us what the mascot of
Speaker 1: this cereal isee. Hey guys, waits ya? Can you tell
Speaker 1: us what I.
Speaker 2: Want to tell you right now?
Speaker 1: Wait? What do anything?
Speaker 2: This room has gotten a little bitut of control.
Speaker 1: Said that.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is really at some point he's a order, right,
Speaker 4: this is a problem you have to like. I mean,
Speaker 4: you got cereal machines, you've got cereal boxes.
Speaker 1: But this is what we do.
Speaker 4: I know that, but this is a little bit like
Speaker 4: overtaking what you really do.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this.
Speaker 4: It's you're supposed to, you know, want to degree yourself
Speaker 4: into a podcast, not have the ceial integrate into you.
Speaker 1: But we'd like to showcase the boxes. Would it be
Speaker 1: better if we had some shelves built, and it was
Speaker 1: more organized, and it almost looked like cereal shelves.
Speaker 2: Okay, that you know what I gotta tell you that
Speaker 2: support him.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's what I would do if I was back
Speaker 4: here right, I would have the engineers make a shelf
Speaker 4: right here, and then you can stack them all like this.
Speaker 1: Like long way sideways.
Speaker 4: And then I would buy into it. But this over
Speaker 4: here is a freaking mess.
Speaker 1: Do you want to try to.
Speaker 4: Please I'm coming over to say hi to you guys
Speaker 4: because I'm trying to be the bigger man, because you guys.
Speaker 2: Don't want to come over and say hi to make
Speaker 2: you way too. That's true.
Speaker 4: I have seen Andrew there. I've seen Garrett over to
Speaker 4: say hello to me.
Speaker 1: I came over on your first take give you a
Speaker 1: bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 4: That was three and a half, almost four months ago.
Speaker 4: I have yet to hear from you. No text for
Speaker 4: the New Year's Eve, no Christmas nothing, not one phone
Speaker 4: call zero.
Speaker 1: Any of you supposed to come in earlier. Andrew supposed
Speaker 1: to come in earlier and come down the hallway and
Speaker 1: hang out nobody.
Speaker 4: You can pass by if you know, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go Biden and see tea. Maybe we see once to
Speaker 4: go get a drink. Let's go get us some lunch
Speaker 4: or something like that.
Speaker 1: You know, it smells very nice. What you smell very fresh?
Speaker 1: Smell fresh? What are you wearing? Is it deodorant? Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing anything.
Speaker 2: Like there's my clone from three o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: It smells nice anyway, all right, If you don't want
Speaker 1: to try the cereal, that's you just have one.
Speaker 2: Please let me have one piece. But that's why I
Speaker 2: had one. I had an allergy attack.
Speaker 1: No, there's no fruit in here.
Speaker 2: You really gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta really, I gotta look at the mascots on
Speaker 1: this box.
Speaker 2: I got a big meet.
Speaker 1: They have blueberry mascots and BlackBerry mascots and raspberry mascots.
Speaker 2: The heart is a mascot.
Speaker 1: There you go, the heart. What do you think of it?
Speaker 1: To be honest, it's a healthy cereal. I was just
Speaker 1: how funny you like that crap?
Speaker 2: I know, And I was just gonna say that that
Speaker 2: it's healthy.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: I like it already? Hold on, there's a little bit
Speaker 2: of sugar, but just enough. Like it's not not playing Jane.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's not horrendous. No, I told you
Speaker 1: I believe in Steven.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest. Yeah, I agree. This is not
Speaker 4: a bad cereal at all. This is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm gonna give this four bowls. Makes Barbara who
Speaker 1: Barbara Barbara? Yeah, with Barbara from Barbara Jaffies. She started
Speaker 1: her own cereal company years ago. Yeah, Barber's is healthy
Speaker 1: cereals for real, for real. Yeah, Puffins is their big cereal. Puffins.
Speaker 1: Puffins is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where do you get it?
Speaker 1: You can get this in almost any supermarket and health
Speaker 1: food stares.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's if you go to your shop. Right, it's
Speaker 1: all the way to the right. There's all.
Speaker 2: They're redoing my shop right now on me. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: she didn't want Root nine, no redoing it. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: doing a big blowout. But I think you're putting it in
Speaker 2: like eat clean brow in.
Speaker 1: There inside the shop right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy eat clean bro stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh nice? Did they pay you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I know, I know, Jamie, No, Yo, I'm on the podcast.
Speaker 4: I would have come over and said hi, because you
Speaker 4: had a client, so I didn't want to bother you.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to Garrett right now in the podcast.
Speaker 1: Something when you're doing your show, do people just walk
Speaker 1: in and disregard on air lights and just don't care,
Speaker 1: just walk through. Well, you only have three people no
Speaker 1: respect right now? Yeah, you don't have.
Speaker 2: The true professional. We'll just keep on doing the show
Speaker 2: and not acknowledge the door. But I did say, Garrett,
Speaker 2: I just bet. I just I said that.
Speaker 4: Only you and Andrew the only ones that come over
Speaker 4: to say hello to me.
Speaker 2: And Andrew's sister, Oh my god, my favorite person. Who
Speaker 2: will you guys?
Speaker 1: Don't just podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's the best. I love her. I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. I love her. Hiight, I'll go wait for
Speaker 2: you down by your office. I have a meeting downstairs.
Speaker 1: No, you can go now, you're excused. You gotta go.
Speaker 2: I've been stair to a meeting.
Speaker 1: I go ahead. What'd you give this? What I want
Speaker 1: you to? When you it at five balls?
Speaker 2: At a five?
Speaker 4: Here we are with a freaking rating system. Again, it
Speaker 4: doesn't make any said.
Speaker 1: Just forget it.
Speaker 2: No one would eat freaking five balls a serial.
Speaker 1: That's not what it means.
Speaker 2: Don't but you can't do and a spoon? It doesn't
Speaker 2: make any sense.
Speaker 1: Can you go out?
Speaker 2: Not what pisses me off this whole podcast. It doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense.
Speaker 1: I need you to leave.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: Here's what I said, Okay, one to ten, ten being
Speaker 4: the best.
Speaker 2: I would say this, cereal, Are you have like a
Speaker 2: drum rolls down event?
Speaker 1: Because no, because it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eight and a half great, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Translates over to four and a half balls. They were
Speaker 1: both in a spoon.
Speaker 4: See if you would do that and translate it into
Speaker 4: your stupid way of measuring, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: I love when you're on because I just love seeing
Speaker 1: how red his face guests.
Speaker 2: Because nobody measures it by the balls?
Speaker 1: Why I don't go visit him? Talking while I'm talking.
Speaker 1: This is why I don't go visit him. I can't
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 2: Where are you going with the podcast? Are people really listening?
Speaker 1: Do you know that we were? Actually? Can you please go?
Speaker 1: You know I'm having Garrett Guart Wait.
Speaker 4: You know I'm having such a problem today. Today my
Speaker 4: anus is so rare, I mean wiping it like crazy raw. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I have to put I.
Speaker 1: Have I have preparation.
Speaker 4: Ah No, I didn't have it with me. So I
Speaker 4: have toilet paper crammed up between my cheeks. So that
Speaker 4: it doesn't It doesn't irritate right now.
Speaker 2: I have no that's true.
Speaker 1: He's right now. Just take him out.
Speaker 2: Who's w nine forms? Are those?
Speaker 1: Take him out?
Speaker 2: Tax seasons?
Speaker 1: Why are your nipples always hard? Bye? Thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 2: Take care.
Speaker 1: I love everything about when Greg t visits. It's like
Speaker 1: my favorite parts, and I hate everything about it. Can
Speaker 1: we get back to this? What did you give Barbara?
Speaker 1: I gave her four balls, Barbara, three balls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: For me, Greg's translated over into I'm not counting him
Speaker 1: four balls and a spoon. Okay, great. He makes me
Speaker 1: so nuts. Look at my ears. Look how red they are.
Speaker 1: Your face gets so red, and it's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: in the world. He just says whatever is on his mind,
Speaker 1: and I really appreciate that about him. Okay, Stephen, thank you.
Speaker 1: This was not awful. Yes hashtag I believe in Stephen. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now people can like, do you spell Stephen with a
Speaker 1: V or pH? Some people spell it with pH. I
Speaker 1: know he's v Stephen Stephen. That would be Stephanie. To me,
Speaker 1: that's Stefan Stefan, but people spell Steven's sometimes at pH. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the new box, and I
Speaker 1: can call it new. It's from twenty seventeen. Cool, but
Speaker 1: believe it or not, we have not done this yet.
Speaker 5: Believe it or not, I'm working on. So now you
Speaker 5: know millions too high in this guy? No, not really,
Speaker 5: but now you know the Greatest American Hero. I've heard
Speaker 5: the song before.
Speaker 1: When I was sick, I watched the Greatest American Hero
Speaker 1: all day and we could meet him if we go
Speaker 1: down to pensacon or whatever it is down there in Pensacola.
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to go. I maybe be sy that week,
Speaker 1: but that's why Wilfrid Brimley's gonna be bro I can't believe. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, well you know what I just found this.
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let me play this. This is the new Cereal.
Speaker 1: I've never heard this commercial before. I loaded it in
Speaker 1: and didn't even listen to it, so it could be crap.
Speaker 1: Let's see, here we go, cinnamon fans, your date with
Speaker 1: destiny has arrived. Let's do this.
Speaker 2: Cinnamon frosted flakes aren't finally here? Sweet cinnamon and the
Speaker 2: frosted grunch you love?
Speaker 1: Well? It tastes like victory.
Speaker 2: T It tastes like victory.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I am so excited open the box now.
Speaker 1: People ask us about this, and I've had it in
Speaker 1: the sack for quite some time, so it's just been
Speaker 1: sitting in there, and it is now time for cinnamon
Speaker 1: frosted flakes two three years old at this point.
Speaker 2: To be unleashed.
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw this in Target the other day. You did,
Speaker 1: And why didn't you buy it? Well, you didn't know
Speaker 1: I had it, Yeah, but I thought I ate it.
Speaker 1: You know, I just don't know how how? I just
Speaker 1: don't know how do I know? Because again, you are
Speaker 1: a rain Man of cereals. I've told you this. A
Speaker 1: lot of people have like photographic memories, and you know
Speaker 1: what they do with them? They become like mit scientists.
Speaker 1: I wish they become doctors, they become astronauts. You know
Speaker 1: what you do with it? You host a cereal podcast.
Speaker 1: I wish you were rain man of getting a sponsors,
Speaker 1: or a rain Man of putting up the list of
Speaker 1: all the ratings that I keep sending you, or a
Speaker 1: rain Man of promoting the show, or rain man of
Speaker 1: anything else. That's all right, We'll just keep doing this
Speaker 1: and I make it a penny. That's fine, It's fine. Look,
Speaker 1: I do it for fun. I do it for the
Speaker 1: love of cereal, and I do it because I like
Speaker 1: to hang out with you. I love of cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that on your tombstone, Scott, he did it for the
Speaker 1: love of cereal. You know what, You're a martyr, truly,
Speaker 1: he should all be indebted to you. I just smell.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to spread the cereal love. It does
Speaker 1: smell delicious. One. Two things right, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: got some good stuff. I can't believe we haven't had
Speaker 1: this yet. Four balls in his boom. Yep, love it.
Speaker 1: You know. I was almost gonna give it five and
Speaker 1: then something turned. It's still wonderful. There's just no marshmallows,
Speaker 1: no chocolate, and I think that's pretty much my criteria.
Speaker 1: So cinnamon Toa's crunch to me, the crunch part of
Speaker 1: it is what makes it a five bowl. Like when
Speaker 1: you crunch into it, sometimes you get like that last
Speaker 1: minute burst, whereas this doesn't necessarily have that. The cinnamon
Speaker 1: on here is just is perfect. Yes, good cereal. Now
Speaker 1: this is more cinnamon than cinnamon sugar. Yes, where a
Speaker 1: cinnamon Toa's crunch is more cinnamon sugar than cinnamon. It's
Speaker 1: the taste you can see. Yeah, that's not their slogan anymore.
Speaker 1: This is great though, four balls in this? Can you
Speaker 1: add deer to the end of that? S Sorry, you're
Speaker 1: condescending deer. That's great, Thanks, Tony. Can you do Tony
Speaker 1: the tiger impression? I feel you'd be good at it?
Speaker 2: They're great?
Speaker 1: Actually, yes, not bad?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was good. So I'll just put the
Speaker 1: costume on when I go home and do that here,
Speaker 1: furry costume. All right? Oh my god, maybe that's why
Speaker 1: you're so good at it. Oh my god, so much
Speaker 1: is becoming clear. How about a bonus box? Yeah? Serial killers?
Speaker 1: What's so funny? Sorry? Is something on TV? Oh my god? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is funny. All right. So Jamie in Virginia send
Speaker 1: us a giant box the other day. Okay, and are
Speaker 1: you setting something up? Are you brain farting? I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I'm having a massive brain fart. Uhh. Do you
Speaker 1: smell burnt toast? Should I get Nate in here to
Speaker 1: see if it's a stroke? No, we're good anyway. So
Speaker 1: Jamie sent five boxes of cereal. Most of them were
Speaker 1: from Letal remember the Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean
Speaker 1: there's some really funky ones in that we will try
Speaker 1: down the road. Cool. But I picked this one for
Speaker 1: the bonus box. Perfect. We had another one from this company.
Speaker 1: Uh where to go? Oh, Brody messed up my cereal?
Speaker 1: Hold on, So see that one right there?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: What is it? Freedom Cocoa Crunch. Freedom Foods Coco Crunch.
Speaker 1: So Jamie found another Freedom Foods variety. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know about this one. I feel like I've seen this
Speaker 1: one on the shelf before. Yeah, this was in the
Speaker 1: it was in the clearance rack. Woo, look at the
Speaker 1: price sticker please Wooo. Great deal a dollar thirty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried. That is a great deal because
Speaker 1: this box is usually be four or five dollars. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a little torn also, but that's okay. I'm too
Speaker 1: Freedom Foods gluten free, nut free, peanut free. Hey Garrett,
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry he left new look tropic Os. Oh cool.
Speaker 1: So they're a the plant based fruit Loop. Yeah, healthy
Speaker 1: fruit loop, sweetened allergen friendly cereal with plant based colors
Speaker 1: and flavors. Yeah yeah, Now okay, So there's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of cereal in a bowl on the front here
Speaker 1: and it says serving suggestion. So like that's that's really lazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's our suggestion, throwing a ball. Okay, actually that's a
Speaker 1: really good point, great source of fiber. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it is beans. It makes you fart. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think this one's beans. It's plant. Plant is not a
Speaker 1: bean plant. Are you sure it's gluten free? Yes? Super
Speaker 1: grain goodness. No, so there's grains in here made with
Speaker 1: super grains like sorghum that naturally contain fiber and protein. Sorghum.
Speaker 1: We've had sorgham before, remember from grete berry. Grape berry,
Speaker 1: grape berry, healthy cereal for your family. I know it's grainberry.
Speaker 1: Andrew is a dope, all right. So that's rude, is
Speaker 1: very dull looking. Look at those Yeah, it's like someone
Speaker 1: took the fun out of a fruit loop. That's a
Speaker 1: great way to describe it.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not?
Speaker 5: Working on it's so hot in sky?
Speaker 1: No, No, those aren't the words flying away on a
Speaker 1: wing and a prayer.
Speaker 2: Who could it be?
Speaker 1: Could believe it or not? It's just me. Well, that's
Speaker 1: our musical moment of the podcast. Here we go, Here
Speaker 1: you go, buddy, thank you. Yep, all right, they look
Speaker 1: worse than milk. Like they're green. Actually looks like baby
Speaker 1: poop green. Alright, what two three?
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it as much. It tastes very artificial fruit,
Speaker 1: even though I believe it's natural. It tastes artificial. You
Speaker 1: know what. It tastes like what a snow cone. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe we're so ass backwards now that fruit loops like
Speaker 1: loops artificial. I don't even know. Yeah, of course no.
Speaker 1: I think they make it with like real fruit flavoring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're squeezing out an apple and putting that in the flakes. One.
Speaker 1: I think I have a box. Let me look. So
Speaker 1: this isn't bad. I would say, like if you saw
Speaker 1: this in the story, you would if you pick it up,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. I'm gonna say that just bad. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's very snow cone flavor esque. It's like the
Speaker 1: sweetness is very artificially sweet, and it's like, look, there
Speaker 1: is there's no sweetness. I know, but it's like when
Speaker 1: you get again. I don't want to keep going back
Speaker 1: to saying snow cone. It's like the fourteenth time I've
Speaker 1: said it. But it's like, oh, cherry flavor. It doesn't
Speaker 1: actually taste like cherry. Oh it's just red. Yes, that's this.
Speaker 1: Disagree but okay, this doesn't taste like a snow cone
Speaker 1: at all. The snow cone is overly sweet. This to
Speaker 1: me is what this to me is. It just has
Speaker 1: a weird natural artificial fruit flavor. If that makes it,
Speaker 1: I'm getting nothing natural, all right, Well, I mean it
Speaker 1: says it's natural. Okay. If this is natural, then like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know ingredients, rice flour, sugar,
Speaker 1: sorghum flour, yellow corn flour, sillium, husk, chickpea fiber, paprika color,
Speaker 1: carrot oil, sweet potato color, tumeric color, sunflower, less than
Speaker 1: less than two. It doesn't say anything about any fruit
Speaker 1: flavorings at all. So they just created some fake fruits
Speaker 1: from again, it's like they cloned a fruit loop and
Speaker 1: this was like the clone of the fruit loop. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not a clone. A clone is a good thing usually, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one, maybe something went wrong it like had the
Speaker 1: fly incident. Something flew in and created the abomination that
Speaker 1: is this. Yeah, so I just don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel about it. I'm gonna give this two balls in
Speaker 1: a spoon. Ball in a spoon for me don't. Yeah, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: freedom freedom, I would like freedom from your cereal. I
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, cool. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: This has been episode eighty three. Yeah, happy Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a Friday man, get out of work. Wait for
Speaker 1: that whistle to blow. They slide slide down the dinosaur
Speaker 1: and head on home at five o'clock. Are you talking
Speaker 1: about the Flintstones? Yeah? Yeah, but isn't that what he says? Yeah? Daba, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: bye daba. That reminds me we're due for a new
Speaker 1: pebbles variety pretty soon. It's been a minute. Are you
Speaker 1: teasing us? I might be? Oh okay, wink wink. Follow
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Speaker 1: one of the featured food podcasts on iTunes. I have
Speaker 1: no idea how this happened. The fact that we're considered
Speaker 1: an actual food podcast. It's weird. To me cereals food, man.
Speaker 1: I know, it's just when you're up there with like
Speaker 1: chefs and like Bonappetite magazine, which is like a huge publication,
Speaker 1: and then it's like you scroll down and see us
Speaker 1: and all we do is eat and review cereals. Hey,
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Speaker 1: listening to, and now you don't have to buy freedom
Speaker 1: Frudios or whatever the hell are called exactly. Yeah, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: tropicos tropicos. Yes, all right, have a great weekend. We'll
Speaker 1: see you on Monday and till then. Crunch. That was
Speaker 1: a weird crunch. Yeah it was Can you can you
Speaker 1: try and do that again?
Speaker 2: Crunch?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Better like it was the crunch. It was like
Speaker 1: you saying deer and crunch voice. Oh, kind of like
Speaker 1: being a dick, Yeah, a little bit like I always am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't really like me that much? To you? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean if it took you eighty three episodes to
Speaker 1: find that out, then