WEBVTT - No Fun Froot Loops 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.360 You want to try the other one, whatever you're comfortable with. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.880 I don't know. It's like we got a third microphone 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.160 in here. Yeah, we're very fancy. Now this is legit. 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.959 The Serial Killer Studio team is really coming together. So cool. Yeah, 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.360 I mean now we can have an extra, we can 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.160 have a guest, and you wouldn't have to share mics 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:18.280 with them anymore. Yeah, because whenever we would have guests, 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.680 I would constantly have to flip the mic back and forth. Yeah, 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.200 it didn't sound so good. Hold on, let me play this. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.319 I guess what's gonna be. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:31.720 Will tell you what's. 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:37.880 Sai Regil been like, Sami Kid's their life, Rick doin 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:42.120 everything from Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.680 I let it go the whole time. Yeah, sorry, I 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.200 get it. No worries. Actually, you know, Dave Brody writes 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.640 this stuff for us, and I feel bad that we 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.680 kind of cut it off all the time. I love 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.520 the love that people have for our show. On our show, 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.520 we work obviously for the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.040 so many people just come into this room and their 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.240 faces just light up when they see how much cereal 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.479 is in here, and they want to do things for us. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.480 I have to tell you, the amount of cereal that 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.000 we have is just getting kind of ridiculous. And I've 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.440 said this to you. It's becoming a hoarder's episode. And 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.360 I watch a lot of hoarders, and let me tell 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.920 you something. I think you may have a problem. I 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.559 have a hard time letting go of them because I mean, look, 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:22.360 you call them your children. Yes, people walk in here 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:26.080 and they're impressed. But Scott, it's very impressive. Scott. Yes, 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.920 you call them your children. Well, they are our children. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.640 We've adopted them together, and it's hard to let them go. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.520 It's we have a great rehab facility set up for 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.280 you in Pasadena. When they get old, you know, we 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:39.840 have to let them go out on their own. But 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:41.959 I'm just not ready to do that yet. Okay, so 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.959 he's not ready to let go. Yeah, my life is 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.800 literally living in a horders episode. Then, because I have 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.800 a very small desk area, I don't even have a 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.160 desk here. I have no place where I actually work 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.640 on the show. I just kind of roam and find 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.640 places to say. So, you're saying that your children are 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:02.240 impeding your space, saying that, yes, that's exactly what I'm 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.680 saying I was gonna try and put it nicely, but no, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.160 I have no room for anything anymore. Now, do you 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:09.960 have any cereal in your house or you just keep 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:15.079 it here? I have three boxes? Okay, I ate all yeah, 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.200 and writes Krispy Streets. But that's from like probably three 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:19.959 months ago, four months ago. By the way, this week, 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.960 I'm getting you boxes of Eggo cereal for forty nine 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.320 cents each, just so you know. Yes, yes, yes, all right, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.560 you know what. Let's get to it. Congratulations to who Michelle. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.200 Oh yeah, if you guys haven't heard on the last 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:36.239 episode Michelle who was on Survivor Now on the new season, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.560 Survivor Winners at War. It premiered this Wednesday. Huh, nice job, Michelle. Yeah, 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.959 and she loved the double brownie multimeal with marshmallow cereal. Yeah, 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:46.800 she actually texted me. Did she bring it on the 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.720 island with her? Well, I mean it was filmed back. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.760 So are we talking like time travel or what I'm talking? Oh? 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.600 So you made Survivors not live? Everybody knows that. Oh 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.440 I didn't know. Okay, Hey, look for the cereal killers. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:04.040 This is episode eighty three, eighty three. You really think 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.000 people thought that was live. I'm sure there are some 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.919 people that think it was live. Yeah, Like people somehow 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.520 think our show is live. Yeah. And the other day 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.360 I did a taping of the Rachel Ratio and Elvis 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:14.800 had mentioned on the air that I was going to 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.120 do a taping of it, and somebody tweeted, like, you 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.679 weren't on the show today, I'm just live. Well that 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:21.400 was like when Jeff was on the show with us. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.919 He's like, oh, I'm going up to Regis and Kelly 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.239 and then then in the comments people were like, didn't 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.080 see him. He just wanted to leave. No, it's pre taped. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:33.400 But I mean that show usually is live except on Fridays. Well, 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.160 he came on Monday. I am so confused. It's episode 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.920 eighty three. It's Serial Killers. I'm Scottie Bee, that's Andrew. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.960 Let's get eaten some cereal. Let's get it and I 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.880 will give you the pleasure of Oh you want to 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.120 go classic classic all right? You might not like this 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.320 classic why? Because I'm not gonna like this classic why. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.000 This classic box is courtesy of Smiley Stephen. He's our 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.080 producer in Philly at Q one oh two. Hi Steven, 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.000 thank you for giving a serial. No, no, no, don't thank 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.240 him because this box came the other day and I 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.880 was very excited to open the end. Every time we 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.960 get a box and I shake it and I could 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:06.760 tell their cereal in it, I get pumped. I get 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.400 very excited. I opened this one up. It was an 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.320 Amazon box, and I'm gonna use a very nate word 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:16.040 to describe your reaction. He gets very jazzed. Well, not 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.560 from this one. Hold on, let me go down to 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.479 the sack. You'll see why. You'll see. Now. I want 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.960 you to say hello to our friend. Okay, her name 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.839 starts with a B and ends with an A. No. Yeah, no, 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.520 not Barbie. He said this is his favorite cereal. This 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.320 is his favorite cereal. Oh, bless his heart. It's Barbara's 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.359 Morning Oat Crunch. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:38.520 Okay. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.640 I know we kind of vowed not to do barber 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:44.840 cereal anymore, but for Steven, I guess we have to listen. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.559 Stephen is super nice. He would not give us something 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.040 that's trash. Yes, I believe in Stephen found it over 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.600 forty five years ago by teenager Barbara Jaffy. Barber's is 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:59.400 a category pioneer and supports young entrepreneurs through our what 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.599 our kid trip? What is this word? Can I see it? Yeah? 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:08.760 The K word kidentrepreneur, kitentrepreneur. Okay, so it's like I 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:15.200 got okay, sorry, grants, listen, it's been a long day. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.800 I believe in Steven. Steven's not gonna scare us wrong. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:23.520 I do not believe in Stephen and hashtag. I believe 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.040 in Steven already. This the bag is so much smaller 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.640 than the box. Barbara is such a ripoff. I think 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.760 Barbara might have descended into madness after creating her cereal company. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.520 I'm a little worried about her. She tried to poison 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:40.320 us several times. Oh boy, these they're the big, These 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:44.359 are the So what's the premise of the puffins? Yeah? Like, 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.520 what's what's the premise? Am I just getting an oat? 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.279 I don't know, Brick, It's just a It's just a 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:54.239 big old puffed square of oat crunch crunchy whole grain 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.400 cereal satisfy you a hugger with eight grabs of protein 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.480 and six grams of five. Let it be known that 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.559 if I ever have the chance to make my own cereal, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:05.680 I'm calling it big old puff squares. Well, I guess 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.440 by definition a puff can't be a square. I don't know. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.320 They're puff squares, big old puff squares. Ingredients whole grain 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:16.680 oat flour, whole grain wheat flour, cane, sugar and sulfured molasses. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.880 It's greg Tea pea protein. Oh my god, can we 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.719 get Greg Ta in here? Hold on, let's see if 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.080 we can get up to see now yo, Greg Tea, 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:29.919 come here just one minute? Yes, please. We were just 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.800 wondering if you could tell us what the mascot of 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:37.960 this cereal isee. Hey guys, waits ya? Can you tell 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.040 us what I. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:39.880 Want to tell you right now? 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:40.680 Wait? What do anything? 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.280 This room has gotten a little bitut of control. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.000 Said that. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:46.400 I mean, this is really at some point he's a order, right, 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.280 this is a problem you have to like. I mean, 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:52.000 you got cereal machines, you've got cereal boxes. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.000 But this is what we do. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.000 I know that, but this is a little bit like 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.840 overtaking what you really do. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:57.600 Let me ask you this. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:00.640 It's you're supposed to, you know, want to degree yourself 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.479 into a podcast, not have the ceial integrate into you. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.320 But we'd like to showcase the boxes. Would it be 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.560 better if we had some shelves built, and it was 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.240 more organized, and it almost looked like cereal shelves. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.600 Okay, that you know what I gotta tell you that 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:14.520 support him. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.160 Okay, here's what I would do if I was back 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.520 here right, I would have the engineers make a shelf 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.640 right here, and then you can stack them all like this. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.800 Like long way sideways. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.040 And then I would buy into it. But this over 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:30.360 here is a freaking mess. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:31.120 Do you want to try to. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.360 Please I'm coming over to say hi to you guys 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.600 because I'm trying to be the bigger man, because you guys. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:39.560 Don't want to come over and say hi to make 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.080 you way too. That's true. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.920 I have seen Andrew there. I've seen Garrett over to 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:45.720 say hello to me. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.000 I came over on your first take give you a 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:47.760 bottle of whiskey. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:49.920 That was three and a half, almost four months ago. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.880 I have yet to hear from you. No text for 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:57.240 the New Year's Eve, no Christmas nothing, not one phone 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:58.480 call zero. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.760 Any of you supposed to come in earlier. Andrew supposed 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.320 to come in earlier and come down the hallway and 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:05.080 hang out nobody. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.960 You can pass by if you know, Hey, I'm gonna 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.840 go Biden and see tea. Maybe we see once to 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:10.600 go get a drink. Let's go get us some lunch 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.160 or something like that. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.720 You know, it smells very nice. What you smell very fresh? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.960 Smell fresh? What are you wearing? Is it deodorant? Maybe 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.200 I'm not wearing anything. 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.920 Like there's my clone from three o'clock this morning. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.800 It smells nice anyway, all right, If you don't want 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.360 to try the cereal, that's you just have one. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.880 Please let me have one piece. But that's why I 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:26.280 had one. I had an allergy attack. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:27.600 No, there's no fruit in here. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:30.280 You really gotta go. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.360 I gotta really, I gotta look at the mascots on 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:33.040 this box. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:33.760 I got a big meet. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.400 They have blueberry mascots and BlackBerry mascots and raspberry mascots. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:38.920 The heart is a mascot. 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.720 There you go, the heart. What do you think of it? 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.920 To be honest, it's a healthy cereal. I was just 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.439 how funny you like that crap? 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.040 I know, And I was just gonna say that that 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:50.640 it's healthy. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:51.200 What do you think? 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:51.520 So? 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:57.320 I like it already? Hold on, there's a little bit 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.920 of sugar, but just enough. Like it's not not playing Jane. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.400 I like it. It's not horrendous. No, I told you 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.440 I believe in Steven. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.520 I gotta be honest. Yeah, I agree. This is not 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.440 a bad cereal at all. This is pretty good. 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:13.080 Actually, I'm gonna give this four bowls. Makes Barbara who 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:18.120 Barbara Barbara? Yeah, with Barbara from Barbara Jaffies. She started 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.920 her own cereal company years ago. Yeah, Barber's is healthy 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.760 cereals for real, for real. Yeah, Puffins is their big cereal. Puffins. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.920 Puffins is disgusting. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:26.760 Yeah, where do you get it? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.000 You can get this in almost any supermarket and health 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:29.600 food stares. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:30.080 Really. 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.800 Yeah, it's if you go to your shop. Right, it's 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.880 all the way to the right. There's all. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:37.080 They're redoing my shop right now on me. Yeah, if 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:40.840 she didn't want Root nine, no redoing it. Yeah, they're 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.280 doing a big blowout. But I think you're putting it in 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:44.199 like eat clean brow in. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.760 There inside the shop right. 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:47.400 Yeah, you can buy eat clean bro stuff. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.280 Oh nice? Did they pay you? 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:49.760 No? 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.680 I know, I know, Jamie, No, Yo, I'm on the podcast. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.640 I would have come over and said hi, because you 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.719 had a client, so I didn't want to bother you. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.800 I'm talking to Garrett right now in the podcast. 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.280 Something when you're doing your show, do people just walk 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.040 in and disregard on air lights and just don't care, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.480 just walk through. Well, you only have three people no 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.360 respect right now? Yeah, you don't have. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.520 The true professional. We'll just keep on doing the show 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.480 and not acknowledge the door. But I did say, Garrett, 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.559 I just bet. I just I said that. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.880 Only you and Andrew the only ones that come over 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:20.560 to say hello to me. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.040 And Andrew's sister, Oh my god, my favorite person. Who 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:23.880 will you guys? 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.040 Don't just podcast? 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.440 Oh my god, she's the best. I love her. I'm 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.360 not kidding. I love her. Hiight, I'll go wait for 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.400 you down by your office. I have a meeting downstairs. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.000 No, you can go now, you're excused. You gotta go. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:35.080 I've been stair to a meeting. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:36.880 I go ahead. What'd you give this? What I want 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.800 you to? When you it at five balls? 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:40.400 At a five? 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.320 Here we are with a freaking rating system. Again, it 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:44.520 doesn't make any said. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:44.880 Just forget it. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.240 No one would eat freaking five balls a serial. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:48.480 That's not what it means. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.880 Don't but you can't do and a spoon? It doesn't 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:51.560 make any sense. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:52.120 Can you go out? 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.439 Not what pisses me off this whole podcast. It doesn't 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:56.320 make sense. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.080 I need you to leave. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:57.720 Listen. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:01.840 Here's what I said, Okay, one to ten, ten being 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:02.520 the best. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:06.199 I would say this, cereal, Are you have like a 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:07.120 drum rolls down event? 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:10.040 Because no, because it doesn't make sense. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.439 Yeah, eight and a half great, that's a good one. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.040 Translates over to four and a half balls. They were 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:16.679 both in a spoon. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.400 See if you would do that and translate it into 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:23.199 your stupid way of measuring, that'd be fun. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.480 I love when you're on because I just love seeing 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:26.440 how red his face guests. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.120 Because nobody measures it by the balls? 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:33.440 Why I don't go visit him? Talking while I'm talking. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.679 This is why I don't go visit him. I can't 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:36.480 take it. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.440 Where are you going with the podcast? Are people really listening? 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:43.960 Do you know that we were? Actually? Can you please go? 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.080 You know I'm having Garrett Guart Wait. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.160 You know I'm having such a problem today. Today my 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:54.920 anus is so rare, I mean wiping it like crazy raw. Yeah, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.640 so I have to put I. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:57.880 Have I have preparation. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.240 Ah No, I didn't have it with me. So I 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.280 have toilet paper crammed up between my cheeks. So that 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:06.559 it doesn't It doesn't irritate right now. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.400 I have no that's true. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:08.600 He's right now. Just take him out. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.440 Who's w nine forms? Are those? 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:10.959 Take him out? 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:12.160 Tax seasons? 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:17.120 Why are your nipples always hard? Bye? Thanks for stopping by. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:17.960 Take care. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.760 I love everything about when Greg t visits. It's like 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.920 my favorite parts, and I hate everything about it. Can 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.480 we get back to this? What did you give Barbara? 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.040 I gave her four balls, Barbara, three balls and a spoon. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.240 For me, Greg's translated over into I'm not counting him 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.560 four balls and a spoon. Okay, great. He makes me 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.920 so nuts. Look at my ears. Look how red they are. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.800 Your face gets so red, and it's my favorite thing 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.840 in the world. He just says whatever is on his mind, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.920 and I really appreciate that about him. Okay, Stephen, thank you. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:49.400 This was not awful. Yes hashtag I believe in Stephen. Okay. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.720 Now people can like, do you spell Stephen with a 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.240 V or pH? Some people spell it with pH. I 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.360 know he's v Stephen Stephen. That would be Stephanie. To me, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.000 that's Stefan Stefan, but people spell Steven's sometimes at pH. Yeah. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:02.960 All right, let's go to the new box, and I 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.720 can call it new. It's from twenty seventeen. Cool, but 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.040 believe it or not, we have not done this yet. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.360 Believe it or not, I'm working on. So now you 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.839 know millions too high in this guy? No, not really, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.760 but now you know the Greatest American Hero. I've heard 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:18.520 the song before. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.400 When I was sick, I watched the Greatest American Hero 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.680 all day and we could meet him if we go 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.520 down to pensacon or whatever it is down there in Pensacola. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.720 Yeah you want to go. I maybe be sy that week, 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.960 but that's why Wilfrid Brimley's gonna be bro I can't believe. Yes, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:33.679 all right, well you know what I just found this. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.480 Let's uh, let me play this. This is the new Cereal. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.120 I've never heard this commercial before. I loaded it in 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.680 and didn't even listen to it, so it could be crap. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.520 Let's see, here we go, cinnamon fans, your date with 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.880 destiny has arrived. Let's do this. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.160 Cinnamon frosted flakes aren't finally here? Sweet cinnamon and the 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:50.440 frosted grunch you love? 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.200 Well? It tastes like victory. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.479 T It tastes like victory. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.080 Right, Yes, I am so excited open the box now. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:13:59.880 People ask us about this, and I've had it in 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:02.400 the sack for quite some time, so it's just been 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.720 sitting in there, and it is now time for cinnamon 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.319 frosted flakes two three years old at this point. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.160 To be unleashed. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.920 Yes, I saw this in Target the other day. You did, 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.800 And why didn't you buy it? Well, you didn't know 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.120 I had it, Yeah, but I thought I ate it. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.880 You know, I just don't know how how? I just 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:24.080 don't know how do I know? Because again, you are 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.680 a rain Man of cereals. I've told you this. A 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.840 lot of people have like photographic memories, and you know 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.200 what they do with them? They become like mit scientists. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.680 I wish they become doctors, they become astronauts. You know 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.520 what you do with it? You host a cereal podcast. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.400 I wish you were rain man of getting a sponsors, 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.720 or a rain Man of putting up the list of 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.600 all the ratings that I keep sending you, or a 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.480 rain Man of promoting the show, or rain man of 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:48.360 anything else. That's all right, We'll just keep doing this 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:52.680 and I make it a penny. That's fine, It's fine. Look, 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:54.400 I do it for fun. I do it for the 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.200 love of cereal, and I do it because I like 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:59.480 to hang out with you. I love of cereal. Yeah, 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.840 that on your tombstone, Scott, he did it for the 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.320 love of cereal. You know what, You're a martyr, truly, 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.280 he should all be indebted to you. I just smell. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:11.880 I'm just trying to spread the cereal love. It does 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:17.080 smell delicious. One. Two things right, Oh my god, I 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:18.720 got some good stuff. I can't believe we haven't had 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:22.360 this yet. Four balls in his boom. Yep, love it. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.240 You know. I was almost gonna give it five and 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:30.680 then something turned. It's still wonderful. There's just no marshmallows, 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.359 no chocolate, and I think that's pretty much my criteria. 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:37.120 So cinnamon Toa's crunch to me, the crunch part of 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.560 it is what makes it a five bowl. Like when 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.480 you crunch into it, sometimes you get like that last 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:45.360 minute burst, whereas this doesn't necessarily have that. The cinnamon 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.800 on here is just is perfect. Yes, good cereal. Now 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.560 this is more cinnamon than cinnamon sugar. Yes, where a 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.520 cinnamon Toa's crunch is more cinnamon sugar than cinnamon. It's 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.880 the taste you can see. Yeah, that's not their slogan anymore. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:00.480 This is great though, four balls in this? Can you 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:03.240 add deer to the end of that? S Sorry, you're 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:07.280 condescending deer. That's great, Thanks, Tony. Can you do Tony 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.000 the tiger impression? I feel you'd be good at it? 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:10.040 They're great? 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.000 Actually, yes, not bad? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:12.160 Right? 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.440 Yeah, no, I was good. So I'll just put the 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.440 costume on when I go home and do that here, 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:23.480 furry costume. All right? Oh my god, maybe that's why 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.920 you're so good at it. Oh my god, so much 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:33.200 is becoming clear. How about a bonus box? Yeah? Serial killers? 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:39.480 What's so funny? Sorry? Is something on TV? Oh my god? Yeah, 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:43.440 that is funny. All right. So Jamie in Virginia send 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:47.240 us a giant box the other day. Okay, and are 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.960 you setting something up? Are you brain farting? I'm pretty 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.360 sure I'm having a massive brain fart. Uhh. Do you 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.120 smell burnt toast? Should I get Nate in here to 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:55.760 see if it's a stroke? No, we're good anyway. So 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.240 Jamie sent five boxes of cereal. Most of them were 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.920 from Letal remember the Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:03.880 there's some really funky ones in that we will try 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.760 down the road. Cool. But I picked this one for 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.760 the bonus box. Perfect. We had another one from this company. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.240 Uh where to go? Oh, Brody messed up my cereal? 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.080 Hold on, So see that one right there? 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:13.440 Yep? 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.920 What is it? Freedom Cocoa Crunch. Freedom Foods Coco Crunch. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:21.880