Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency InterCall at at
Speaker 1: night at night. Hey, sorry, my car's freaking out. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we have Josiah here with us today. Also, we're going
Speaker 1: to McDonald's. If you don't know, we have a series.
Speaker 1: Calling it a series is a really brave like thing.
Speaker 1: That's the bravest thing I've ever.
Speaker 2: Said, episodes of a series that we've just can you
Speaker 2: turn your light on?
Speaker 1: Hello, that's bad lighting midnight. But we have like a
Speaker 1: thing we've done twice on YouTube called midnight at McDonald's,
Speaker 1: And we thought, why not do that again.
Speaker 2: Spice it up a little bit because it's been the
Speaker 2: same thing over and over and over again, very monotonous, And.
Speaker 1: We thought, let's get in the car and go on
Speaker 1: a ride with our people, like.
Speaker 2: Because we love a good car episode. Last time we
Speaker 2: were in the car, I think we got fleet. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh no, we were in Florida with O'Ryan, Josh and Finn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Benjamin LC tie the whole or not the whole. Also,
Speaker 1: we don't have a tripod for the camera, so if
Speaker 1: you're a visual watcher, you were in for a bumpy
Speaker 1: ride both audio wise and visually because the streets in
Speaker 1: La are insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one thing about the Dystopia that needs to
Speaker 2: be fixed immediately, as the bumpy fucking roads. I've had enough.
Speaker 2: I've had a fuck enough. And it happened right after
Speaker 2: we got all that rain, Like the water like seeped
Speaker 2: in to the ground and just cracked the fucking earth.
Speaker 2: It's like crazy.
Speaker 1: It literally destroyed our our land, It destroyed our city.
Speaker 2: Our city is burning. Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wait, should I tell you all what
Speaker 1: happened to me when I was in the car earlier? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So before this episode, I went to dinner with friends
Speaker 1: and lovely lovely friends. And on the way to the dinner,
Speaker 1: I was driving and I saw this tesla behind me.
Speaker 1: For a while, it was like a white tesla.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a white tesla either.
Speaker 1: Joe was there, No, I wasn't, He says, it was
Speaker 1: a white Hi, guys, where am I? But but okay,
Speaker 1: So I pull up to this light and this tesla
Speaker 1: behind me skirts to the side of me, and I
Speaker 1: felt his eyes staring at me. I am the annoying
Speaker 1: person that drives with my windows down and I like
Speaker 1: listen to music and I'm like I guess it's like,
Speaker 1: so look right now. But I felt someone absolutely staring
Speaker 1: at me for once, and I I nearly felt it.
Speaker 1: So I looked this guy was looking at me, and
Speaker 1: then I just like, no, I'm not kidding. It literally
Speaker 1: was like that, and then I was like, oh, dude, yes,
Speaker 1: and then I looked away, and then I felt like
Speaker 1: I felt him staring at me, and when I looked back,
Speaker 1: he went like this. He looked at me and goes
Speaker 1: like it was literally like that. It wasn't like this.
Speaker 2: It was like like, no, listen to this.
Speaker 1: It's like actually much worse than you think, because it
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing for him and me because I don't
Speaker 1: know why I even responded to him. But I looked away.
Speaker 1: Then he lightly hunked his horn and I looked back
Speaker 1: and he put his window dad. He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: where is your man? And I just lied and I
Speaker 1: was like at home. And then he goes, well, since
Speaker 1: you're out of the house already, want to go to
Speaker 1: dinner with me? And then I just the light turned
Speaker 1: green and I go, no thanks, and then I sped
Speaker 1: the fuck off and hit another light.
Speaker 2: Are getting hit on like violently?
Speaker 1: I know. It was like really crazy and that. But
Speaker 1: he was so embarrassed that I stopped at the next
Speaker 1: light and he would have had to be next to me.
Speaker 1: But what he did and said was go so slow
Speaker 1: down the street that he waited until the light turned
Speaker 1: green so he could speed past me and drive away.
Speaker 2: And yeah, he's right there. Did you guys have bad news?
Speaker 1: Who the company?
Speaker 2: Probably the guy behind me, because I'm literally going thirty
Speaker 2: six miles per hour under because of that happening over
Speaker 2: and over again. It's crazy. Hey, no, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck at all. It is really fucking late for
Speaker 2: me right now, and I am so fucking tired, y'all, Like, oh, wait,
Speaker 2: does McDonald's have I was just driving by to see
Speaker 2: because we have to fill.
Speaker 1: Our McDonald's is being destroyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally closed under open. Yes what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 2: under construction, Like it's I drove past because I really
Speaker 2: really want the grimest shake so fucking bad, and I
Speaker 2: came to get it after a long hard day of
Speaker 2: fucking work.
Speaker 1: After a long hard day, I'm sitting on your.
Speaker 2: Phone exactly work. Hello, and this McDonald's was closed is
Speaker 2: actually crazy?
Speaker 1: Okay, Josie, you're reacting like there's not eight million per
Speaker 1: like square foot in America. Like we can find another.
Speaker 2: Donalds someone napus Josiah Okay, can someone being Josiah mappas.
Speaker 1: Also, this is my first video being high.
Speaker 2: Oh are y'all both high?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're both high.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm just fucking I honestly, genuinely, And you
Speaker 2: don't feel anything. You're all alone. There's no way you
Speaker 2: were acting like you're acting so weird right now, like
Speaker 2: you're we're acting so high. It's like literally scaring everybody,
Speaker 2: like you're.
Speaker 1: So I'm scaring everybody. You want to see fucking scary.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a gun and I like pulled
Speaker 1: out a gun and then I shall.
Speaker 2: Clare your hand. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: It's my fucking car. I can blow holes into the
Speaker 1: ceiling if I.
Speaker 2: Want, and I blow holes all the time. Hello, Basinga,
Speaker 2: that's my driving. My new thing is bazinga. Like I
Speaker 2: created this new thing. It's like bazinga. When I say,
Speaker 2: like a quid or something funny, there's.
Speaker 1: A show like that about that. Yes, you always say
Speaker 1: you're not high, but wait, listen.
Speaker 2: To it's thing. It's a thing to me.
Speaker 1: Now, just make it up.
Speaker 2: After I say something funny. But that's like, so like, wait,
Speaker 2: before we get into that podcast, I really do want
Speaker 2: to say thank you guys for having me back. Yeah, obviously, Wow,
Speaker 2: this is just to billion Gene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't know Josiah's podcast, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Put my at right down here, No, dude. Also, just
Speaker 2: you know, what's fucking crazy is the way I banged
Speaker 2: you and your mama from the bag for like forty
Speaker 2: five minutes. You know, it's crazy as a lot of
Speaker 2: people don't look at it like an emergency intercom, as
Speaker 2: like a multimedia conglomerate, but like y'all are like y'all,
Speaker 2: they are so literally own billion Jean. Yeah, I literally
Speaker 2: do own billion grand billion Jeane, like ten years ago.
Speaker 2: He's actually fifteen dollars. Yeah, but I just wanted to
Speaker 2: say before we got into this that, you know what,
Speaker 2: last time I was on here, there was a lot
Speaker 2: of hate, a lot of people saying I just don't
Speaker 2: know about him. But here, let me tell you something. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm wait, did a soul say that? Just give me
Speaker 2: one step, guys, I am trained and already. Now I've
Speaker 2: been doing my podcast for thirty weeks, I feel as
Speaker 2: though maybe you can carry a conversation. Yeah, maybe I
Speaker 2: can carry out.
Speaker 1: This is the second episode, Bro, you're not the Injur's vision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you can't see it. That's one thing
Speaker 2: that we're going to fix though, with guests you'll see
Speaker 2: in the next episode or maybe the episode before this,
Speaker 2: with a very special someone Josiah's special, but a very special.
Speaker 1: I feel like we really want to fucking hang out
Speaker 1: that we fixed. Hey, good nights off.
Speaker 2: But what was the story you're both ting about being
Speaker 2: high or something?
Speaker 1: Oh that Josiah did. Siah told that is fucking.
Speaker 2: Bad in your bedroom. I like, okay, let me tell
Speaker 2: the story. Okay, like, oh my god, the ops are coming.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually, guys, chill, chill, chill, guys chill.
Speaker 1: No, why is it actually freaking me out?
Speaker 2: Guys chill? Guys chill, be chill, be chilled. No, seriously,
Speaker 2: be chill.
Speaker 1: We should like, oh, go like that and then be like,
Speaker 1: cops stop us to ask for a picture.
Speaker 2: The cops were fans of us. Wait, hold on, hello, Kitty,
Speaker 2: says a cab, like, let's talk about this video is
Speaker 2: a hot dog? So Josiah pulled down his page. So
Speaker 2: Josiah exposed himself to everybody in the room.
Speaker 1: And Josiah has this fucking orange fake ass bootleg and
Speaker 1: he always wears the shirts. You well, I shoved it
Speaker 1: in there, and now the rubber stuck to the bond,
Speaker 1: so it's like more secure.
Speaker 2: Wow, but this fucking annually engineered.
Speaker 1: It's really wrong with you. But okay, you tell the story.
Speaker 1: You tell it from your perspective, and then we'll give
Speaker 1: my perspective.
Speaker 2: Perspective is is that Johnson and you were sitting on
Speaker 2: the couch. I have this prodis shirt. It's upright orange color,
Speaker 2: obviously you can see that, right, And I have this
Speaker 2: pair of underwears. Where do I go? I'm sorry, turn
Speaker 2: right on west, turn right at the next light. Whoa,
Speaker 2: I'm a poet. And I have this pair of orange underwears.
Speaker 2: And you can hold the flashlight real quick, this pair
Speaker 2: of orange under sorry, orange underwears, as you can see,
Speaker 2: and so they match, right, Yeah, and he's he exposed himself.
Speaker 2: He person everybody else use.
Speaker 1: His flashlight to expose himself to our view.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep going, said, oh my god, Josie,
Speaker 2: like your little underwear like match your shirt, which also,
Speaker 2: I think that's what we should be focused on. That
Speaker 2: was a weird thing. We should be focused on.
Speaker 1: Why were your pants being inch down so much?
Speaker 2: Sweatpants? Yeah, yeah, just challenge. I've been doing challenge for
Speaker 2: two years. Yeah you didn't, Yeah, because like what you're
Speaker 2: gonna get? Your bulge is showing right now like crazy.
Speaker 1: You can say I have actually I have actually done
Speaker 1: that to one of the friends in our mind.
Speaker 2: It was me, guys. She was like, your buld is
Speaker 2: gigantic and enormous and scary.
Speaker 1: But it was like four of us. And then I
Speaker 1: won't say his name because I won't publicly embarrass exact
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, are you fucking serious? Put
Speaker 1: on some real pants. And then he got embarrassed and
Speaker 1: he put on different pants. It was he was like
Speaker 1: standing on the car, like jumping around, and we were
Speaker 1: all like whoa, And I was like, dude, put pants off.
Speaker 2: I actually remember that.
Speaker 1: Were you there? You weren't there.
Speaker 2: That's funny, guys, I hit that car.
Speaker 1: Oh, but that's funny because this is my car, so
Speaker 1: you should be driving safe or something.
Speaker 2: Okay. All I was trying to say is Josh said
Speaker 2: that to me. So then I said, oh yeah, Like look,
Speaker 2: I was like, it's my little sweatsuit, like my little
Speaker 2: short sweatsuit. But they didn't know that they were shorts.
Speaker 2: And I was like, here, let me pull them down.
Speaker 1: And the shorts they're boxer breeves.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's shorts.
Speaker 1: And he goes, I have little track shorts on under here,
Speaker 1: and I just pulled this pants out and me and
Speaker 1: Josh both go whoa and like look the way. We
Speaker 1: were like, dude, and then he just pulled them up,
Speaker 1: and then me and Josh started being like, you're high.
Speaker 1: You're being so weird to Josie. So that's why the
Speaker 1: story even came up, because people want to accuse me.
Speaker 1: When this freak is pulling down his pants.
Speaker 2: They're ling apparel box a brief, so it's not like
Speaker 2: they're like some Haines backing nasty way I saw.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch and Josh and Josiah
Speaker 1: kept looking at each other and I was like, what's happening.
Speaker 1: I'm literally in the room and you've witnessed this before,
Speaker 1: you guys being plirtatious and yeah. So I was sitting
Speaker 1: there and I was like, it's happening with you're's in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, so I can't get him to stop them.
Speaker 1: And then they started like making out, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, this is weird. And then Josie pulled down
Speaker 1: his pants and said let's go.
Speaker 2: No, not in front of thought on my pants and
Speaker 2: I said, check this out and it was a brown stain.
Speaker 2: Josiah has we need to bring back skid mark. You
Speaker 2: know what I wish I was talking about that today
Speaker 2: is I will never eat ass. Oh my, that's a conversation. Okay,
Speaker 2: why not congresation? Why not? Were you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on I had this conversation actually the
Speaker 1: other day, not about eating ass, but about like stuff.
Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody and they were like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: grow up because it's just feet. Like what, it's not
Speaker 1: that big of you're.
Speaker 2: Saying that to me right now? Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 2: them near me. I don't want feet anywhere near me
Speaker 2: at all. Their fucking have you seen my fucking feet?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Literally, why would I ever, ever ever want to experience
Speaker 2: someone's feet if they look remotely like mine? And I
Speaker 2: just have trauma surrounding my feet because I was made
Speaker 2: fun of them my entire life and still to this
Speaker 2: day as a grown ass sixteen year old man, my
Speaker 2: seat are getting.
Speaker 1: Sixteen sixteen or sixties.
Speaker 2: Sixteen year old man? Hello sixteen? And that makes the
Speaker 2: bottoms of my feet in my palms really wrinkly, Like
Speaker 2: if you compare mine and in you's hands. You can't
Speaker 2: see right now, but they're mine are like exponentially more
Speaker 2: wrinkly than everybody else.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait, can I synthesize your hands like
Speaker 1: big girls?
Speaker 2: How much bigger my hand is?
Speaker 1: And oh my god, what the hell that's so great
Speaker 1: that toot?
Speaker 2: I do have a little Donald chump hands. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel good about that.
Speaker 1: I need to have a conversation with Donald congresation.
Speaker 2: I needed congressional hearing.
Speaker 1: Wait chump, that's what?
Speaker 2: Also?
Speaker 1: Wait, whose thing is literally like so low that it's insane?
Speaker 2: All right, back from technical difficulties. And we are actually
Speaker 2: at McDonald's, and I saw on the menu that they
Speaker 2: have the Grimace shake. And God is good and God.
Speaker 1: Is great, God is gorgeous's birthday if you ask me,
Speaker 1: God gave us grimace to rejoice. Fuck. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say something right before we like, oh, should I talk
Speaker 1: about my fucking annoying piercer today because I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you about it, so Yousiah, I was gonna. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the girl who did my smiley piercing last time.
Speaker 2: She came back for evenge help me?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Can I get the purple shake? A small and yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then a piece of nugget with a medium fries
Speaker 2: and a Coca cola a bunch of stuff, just catch up?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Uh medium? Yeah? And then can I
Speaker 2: get from the ten piece of chicken nug meal please?
Speaker 2: They have to go back and you know, do a
Speaker 2: large frozen coke.
Speaker 1: You have to like milk the machine like an otter sauce?
Speaker 2: Can I do barbecue sauce please? He's like a big
Speaker 2: big And then can I get an apple as well?
Speaker 1: We need to talk about the job of the hut
Speaker 1: when he was Can we get a pack of.
Speaker 2: Chocolate as well? But I don't know what do you
Speaker 2: get about Star Wars?
Speaker 1: And then a happy meal it's a happy piece with
Speaker 1: a four piece chickens.
Speaker 2: And then can I do this happy piece with the
Speaker 2: four meal or sorry, the happy meal with the four
Speaker 2: piece chicken nugget? And what do you want? Extra fries?
Speaker 2: Extra fries please, I'm just guessing right. And the drink
Speaker 2: a Coca Cola please? And is that it?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I think that's gonna be it. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Put it on an inert. Hey, it's grimace. Your food
Speaker 2: looks really good, That's what it's do on the fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I got an email from him.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking because you use that damn McDonald's at bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't use that. You think I'm broke. And I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because like I
Speaker 2: don't even eat at McDonald's. Like what even is McDonald's
Speaker 2: because like I don't eat there, And you can.
Speaker 1: Give you know a lot about McDonald's because if you
Speaker 1: are referencing it, so it seems like you go there
Speaker 1: a lot. Oh you know cools, I don't have my
Speaker 1: wallet international.
Speaker 2: I'll pay with my card international with my Apple pay.
Speaker 1: Just hit my phone against their screen really really hard.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm gonna hit my phone against your screen
Speaker 2: really really hard.
Speaker 1: Okay. I something's wrong with you.
Speaker 2: I think you wish. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I had my smiley pierced last year, as you
Speaker 1: all know, and it didn't last long, not because I
Speaker 1: didn't want it to but because my original horse bit
Speaker 1: was too big and it was tilting. And then I
Speaker 1: got a smaller one. But then one day when I
Speaker 1: was brushing my teeth, the ball fell in the thing,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to order one offline.
Speaker 2: And you had a dream about it.
Speaker 1: I literally did.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: I had the dream that I was going to swallow it,
Speaker 1: and then it fell down the same and I.
Speaker 2: Didn't want to order the piercing again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that a lot. You must. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you've never done it in your life, so you're
Speaker 1: not a champion.
Speaker 2: I would. It's swallowing. It means that's what I told
Speaker 2: my girl. Now come on, now, swallow it. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 2: who's saying y'all got McDonald's money. Y'all got McDonald's money
Speaker 2: or what? I honestly know, every time I fucking going
Speaker 2: through here, it's like forty dollars. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually for me because I only eat the
Speaker 1: water here.
Speaker 2: It's so hot, you only eat the water, I tell
Speaker 2: the smiley, Sorry, please, okay.
Speaker 1: So whatever, I don't know why I'm saying all that. Basically,
Speaker 1: I want the piercing again, I hit up the same
Speaker 1: girl and we have a whole DM conversation about it
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, like the last one was too big,
Speaker 1: I want a smaller one. She's like, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got that, Like just come here and like I'll do it.
Speaker 1: So she's also notoriously really mean. Remember last time she
Speaker 1: was mean, She's still mean because even in our DM
Speaker 1: back and forth, she's like, Okay, yeah, fine, I don't
Speaker 1: care because I'm never going back to her.
Speaker 2: Because I have a story to tell too.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a crazy one. But this morning, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: so grossly sick this morning. On the way to the appointment,
Speaker 1: it's thirty five minutes away from our house, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like eight minutes late. So I text
Speaker 1: her that and she just verly, very sternly, is like, well,
Speaker 1: if you were ten minutes late, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: reschedule because I not take walking's fast.
Speaker 2: And that's so real and you shouldn't be late.
Speaker 1: All the way there, I did crash into five cars
Speaker 1: holding eight individual families, so I did tear homes apart.
Speaker 2: But I got there were two families five minutes five
Speaker 2: minutes honey, the math ain't mathing. And also, and you
Speaker 2: probably when she's older, is gonna like marry a man
Speaker 2: who already has children, and she's gonna be like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I'm so I'm tearing this. You would be the wicked mother.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, So I speed there. I get there now,
Speaker 1: only five minutes late. And she has all these insane
Speaker 1: instructions that's like park in the garage, wait in the car,
Speaker 1: tell me when you want to come in, and when
Speaker 1: you're ready to come in, I will come get you.
Speaker 1: Do not enter the building, all these like scary roles.
Speaker 1: She comes out, she gets me. I go in, and
Speaker 1: I'm like getting a liever. So I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get yeah, the same place. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my piercing again. Blah blah blah. I get in there,
Speaker 1: I put my back down and I turn around. She goes.
Speaker 1: So I don't do smiley piercings anymore. And that appointment
Speaker 1: should I have even been available on this, And I
Speaker 1: am not sure how you even were able to book that,
Speaker 1: but I just don't do them anymore because they're so
Speaker 1: not okay for your teeth and your gums that I
Speaker 1: just don't believe in doing those piercings. It feels like malpractice.
Speaker 1: It's why the fuck were you a cun to me
Speaker 1: about being late.
Speaker 2: And you don't even have it?
Speaker 1: No, And then she's like, yeah, I just don't do it.
Speaker 1: And I mean, like I don't know I could, but
Speaker 1: I would highly advise you not to get it.
Speaker 2: And what did did you act?
Speaker 1: I literally was just like, oh, okay, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I understand you don't want to use it. Oh I'm abusive?
Speaker 1: And what did I do?
Speaker 2: What did she do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're giving us the food here to I was
Speaker 2: so confused. Here, I can take these. No, you're good.
Speaker 2: Drew fell in love with the Drew fell in love
Speaker 2: with the lunch lady.
Speaker 1: Stacey's mom has got extra barbecue, thank you?
Speaker 2: The other going fuck fuck?
Speaker 1: He was like, did you extra barbecue?
Speaker 2: I waited till too late.
Speaker 1: She would just parking like munch and eat and you
Speaker 1: know we can't, Yeah we can't.
Speaker 2: We can drink my grim shake.
Speaker 1: It's like crazy, Oh get that grimace shake.
Speaker 2: It okay, well my crazy story.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, can I finish? Sorry, because there's one more
Speaker 1: funny thing. And then she she literally looks at me.
Speaker 1: She's like, anything else you want to do today? I
Speaker 1: could do, bitch, I'm not playing pin the fucking piercing
Speaker 1: on my butthole. What the fuck am I doing here?
Speaker 1: She literally was like, yeah, but anything else you want like,
Speaker 1: I can do for you. And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: is it good?
Speaker 2: It is so fucking good? Are you supposed to be mixed?
Speaker 2: It is? I'm not joking. It's on ironically so good.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a berry pie of sores sweet. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I literally love that so much. It's almost
Speaker 2: fermented and alcoholic a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's oh, I don't know if I like it. It
Speaker 1: kind of tastes like when you're eating cakes anything new,
Speaker 1: and you's like, I don't like it, and then she'll
Speaker 1: have three more Citi I can't no matter.
Speaker 2: Of it and stuff, I'm gonna this tastes like.
Speaker 1: Okay. And then I was like, I guess I want
Speaker 1: my belly piercing, but I'm going I'm gonna be at
Speaker 1: the beach on Monday, so I can't do that because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get getting it. No, because and then I
Speaker 1: say that because I was like, I'm going on my cache.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hitting the beach lot. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that I can't do because I needs four to six
Speaker 1: weeks to heal, and I like, can't. That's like malpractice
Speaker 1: on my part, And I'm like okay, And I literally am.
Speaker 2: Standing okay in the mirror like I don't know. She's
Speaker 2: literally stabbing and cutting through people, like I'm sorry, but like, girl,
Speaker 2: just do the fucking piercing. But I like it respect
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 1: Craft, but I was just like, what what am I
Speaker 1: doing here? And then this is when I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, like literally fuck you. I was like, can
Speaker 1: I get like a piercing up here? I'll take like
Speaker 1: a cartilage piercing because at this point I was like,
Speaker 1: I drove forty minutes, I might as well get something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm down to get this ree pierced.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, well, you've already told me that
Speaker 1: you'll be entering the beach water and pool water this summer,
Speaker 1: so I'm unvirtually not even allowed to do that because
Speaker 1: that would be wrong on my part because it will
Speaker 1: still get infected.
Speaker 2: Even even I didn't know that, THETOPA was respect like
Speaker 2: respect for her taking her craft serious, but just fucking
Speaker 2: do it like that?
Speaker 1: Why did she have a whole conversation with me? And
Speaker 1: then she literally was like, yeah, i haven't been doing
Speaker 1: it for like a year.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm not going to the beach in the pool
Speaker 2: this summer.
Speaker 1: I lied. Yeah, but yeah again, yeah, respect to the craft,
Speaker 1: But why did she have me drive out there? It
Speaker 1: was insane? And that's my story.
Speaker 2: Well my story is I'm sure a lot of y'all
Speaker 2: have already written fucking comments about it my hair uh,
Speaker 2: And I know something is seriously, seriously, seriously wrong. I
Speaker 2: recognize that, but I haven't had time to get this
Speaker 2: fucking mop on my head shaved off because I I
Speaker 2: don't know where I'm going. I'm just driving. Also, by
Speaker 2: the way, I.
Speaker 1: Have said, let's just starve for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I haven't had time because we're stacking episodes because we're
Speaker 2: going to be gone for a month and a half.
Speaker 2: So this episode is coming out probably two or three
Speaker 2: weeks after we record it. What was I saying?
Speaker 1: You were saying about your haircut?
Speaker 2: You wanted to tell the story worst haircut ever challenge,
Speaker 2: and it's I the more I've sat with it, the
Speaker 2: more I've realized that, like this really is all my fault,
Speaker 2: and the dude did the best to his ability, like
Speaker 2: cutting my hair, like he did what he had to do,
Speaker 2: and like I came in there unprepared and he sliced
Speaker 2: my shit up the way I asked him to. And
Speaker 2: that's on me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that but but.
Speaker 2: The behavior was kind of crazy. But no, I don't
Speaker 2: even know where I was going with this. Oh, I
Speaker 2: posted today on igh I said something awful happened to me.
Speaker 2: Also I got plastic surgery and I got a penis
Speaker 2: and large sub reduction of surgery blah blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah joke caption. He texted me and blew up my
Speaker 2: phone and was like, oh my god, like do you
Speaker 2: not like my haircut? Like did it? Did I not
Speaker 2: do good? Like I have so much anxiety over this
Speaker 2: post like blah blah blah blah blah. Like I don't
Speaker 2: know what I'm supposed to say back to that, So
Speaker 2: I ghosted him. Oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: Ghost that's what he gets because he said he wanted
Speaker 1: army hammer so bad, right right? Oh fuck? Oh, I
Speaker 1: was thinking when I got when I got all the
Speaker 1: gifts for Christian the like decorations. I literally am sick
Speaker 1: in the fucking head because this man out of intersection let.
Speaker 2: Me cross, because.
Speaker 1: He like he literally was like and like, let me cross. No,
Speaker 1: but this isn't on him, This is me, bitch. Why
Speaker 1: was I giving it to the mail gate so hard
Speaker 1: in that moment that I had to seize that I literally,
Speaker 1: I like performed.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's literally something wrong. Touched your elbows.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: You know who else gives into the mail gaze Lady was.
Speaker 1: Saying, Forriah Carey, you're gonna make a joke.
Speaker 2: No, I think she kind of she she tolerates them,
Speaker 2: and she knows that she that they pay her bills.
Speaker 2: But you know she's she's not fully in support. But Gaga,
Speaker 2: I mean she enables them very much. So oh, well,
Speaker 2: we won't allow Gaga slander and this. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm in love with her, but she definitely enables them.
Speaker 2: Is gay? That's the craziest. Yeah, Gaga is gay baiting
Speaker 2: just as much as I'm straight baiting, just as much
Speaker 2: as Harry.
Speaker 1: As much as you are gay baiting as.
Speaker 2: Men does a straight bit and I don't get for me.
Speaker 2: Come for me, bitch is a straight straight baiting Uh
Speaker 2: maybe maybe, I mean it's a tough journey, you know,
Speaker 2: and who knows.
Speaker 1: When me and Drew went to the suicide center for
Speaker 1: a Valentine we were having romantic troubles on Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: and that listen, both of our bays were acting up
Speaker 1: and we were like, no, I can't do.
Speaker 2: Literally actively trying to kill me and I'm not exaggerating,
Speaker 2: like trying to run me over with his car.
Speaker 1: So we were literally having the worst Valentine's Day ever.
Speaker 1: And then we were like, should we just go on
Speaker 1: a date to Malibu together and not Malibu to Nobu?
Speaker 1: So we went to Nobu together, but on the way there,
Speaker 1: we passed the like what is it's like the suicide
Speaker 1: Prevention Center, and we stopped and took photos of each
Speaker 1: other in front.
Speaker 2: Of it, after crying, like after.
Speaker 1: Crying listening to Bluebeard by Cocktails.
Speaker 2: Wait, when was this?
Speaker 1: This is twenty twenty? Why we weren't friends with you anymore?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you call me and say, hey, I'm going
Speaker 2: through a really rough time, because this is how you
Speaker 2: would have reacted. No, No, Josiah is a very good person.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like to show it online, but he's really
Speaker 2: a sweetheart and he gives a lot of himself, maybe
Speaker 2: too much of himself, to the people around him. And
Speaker 2: it's really beautiful to see. But I hope he's okay inside.
Speaker 2: I'm not. But that's really sweet.
Speaker 1: I just say, Drew, and what are you guys gonna
Speaker 1: do now? Kiss or something?
Speaker 2: You guys have any fucking questions for me or what?
Speaker 2: I'm a guest. I saw how you treated that fucking
Speaker 2: Barbara girl.
Speaker 1: What's crazy? We didn't ask Barbie a single question? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, here come ask me a question. What's the question
Speaker 2: you always want to ask me but you never do
Speaker 2: because I know you have a.
Speaker 1: When you write music?
Speaker 2: Who are you your mother?
Speaker 1: Oh? So we had to switch to iPhone and I
Speaker 1: know that's gonna be really upsetting for a lot of
Speaker 1: you camera techie nerds out there. We're like, I love
Speaker 1: this video, but I just wish it looked better.
Speaker 2: And Drew, that was so sweet. What what you said.
Speaker 2: I hope you weren't just saying it for the camera.
Speaker 2: They're being audio footage that day because the camera the
Speaker 2: audio is recording there. Wait wait, do that for the camera.
Speaker 1: Without saying it, and now show we are true performers, guys,
Speaker 1: We are entertainers that had tools.
Speaker 2: Josiah, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's your
Speaker 2: question for me? When I'm banging your mama? How does
Speaker 2: it make you feel yourself go fuck your mother? How much?
Speaker 2: Am I? So?
Speaker 1: Okay? Wait wait, wait, wait, because we need to analyze this.
Speaker 1: Banging your mama like fucking your mom, having sex with
Speaker 1: your mom, your mom, stinky pussy, all of that has
Speaker 1: gotten so like lacking in reaction that now you're saying
Speaker 1: fuck your mother, your mother, Like that's pushing it.
Speaker 2: It's really crazy.
Speaker 1: I know what you have to say. When you were
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite with your nephew, When you're playing Fortnite.
Speaker 2: With joined Andrew cursed him out. Yeah, yeah, so we
Speaker 2: were we were playing We were playing Fortnite the other day.
Speaker 2: It was like the first time I played Fortnite so
Speaker 2: fucking long, What the hell is that supposed to?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so sorry, and he's just very but
Speaker 2: we were playing for I was playing Fortnite for the
Speaker 2: first time in a very long time, and like we
Speaker 2: have a full squad going and like it's really fun.
Speaker 2: Then and your joins in. One of our squad members
Speaker 2: leave and we're like waiting in the loading bay for
Speaker 2: like everybody to already up and change your character, and
Speaker 2: then this random fucking character joins and then like gamer
Speaker 2: man game gamer man joins and then poofs like immediately
Speaker 2: like fucking leaves, and then we're like we were like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck is that? Gamer Man joins back, and
Speaker 2: everyone's who.
Speaker 1: The fuck is that?
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here, like stop spying on you,
Speaker 2: freak bitch, and then like all of a sudden, you
Speaker 2: hear this like like this ringing. And then I looked
Speaker 2: down in the chat log after we cuss this person
Speaker 2: out and my nephew's like, hey, Drew, it's me, Like
Speaker 2: it's Maddix, Like I'm so sorry for joining you, and
Speaker 2: so I like feel so bad. We blew up. It
Speaker 2: was O d it was crazy we blew up on
Speaker 2: this eleven year.
Speaker 1: I thought like we were like someone was trolling us,
Speaker 1: that's what I stop it.
Speaker 2: And like there was like this crazy ringing coming from
Speaker 2: the mic too. It was really just an awful situation
Speaker 2: all around. The ring yeah no, and then I like
Speaker 2: the next day was like that night, I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: he text me when, like you want to play tomorrow,
Speaker 2: I'm like free. After seven, it like was like nine,
Speaker 2: and we hopped on together and we started playing like
Speaker 2: a parkour game or something like that, a death run
Speaker 2: on Fortnite, and like he he's like I tell him
Speaker 2: like all the time. I'm like, Maddox cuss for me
Speaker 2: because he's so funny hearing a toddler cuss and I
Speaker 2: just make him cuss. And like a year ago, he
Speaker 2: was petrified, like he would not do it. It was
Speaker 2: like not chill for him.
Speaker 1: And my little brother still won't like curse if I
Speaker 1: asked him to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And now like he just cusses on his own.
Speaker 2: And it like took him a second to get into
Speaker 2: it because he'd start with like juh and he just
Speaker 2: starts saying shing like that. But then like near the end,
Speaker 2: like I was like, okay, I have like one more
Speaker 2: attempted me and then I'll go like he like missed
Speaker 2: a jump and what did he say?
Speaker 1: And yeah, dude, he literally was like uh he was
Speaker 1: like oh my my fucking big tits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, oh my fucking big tits. My
Speaker 2: big fucking tits are bouncing around, my big fucking tits.
Speaker 2: And I was like what and he was like, dude,
Speaker 2: my balls are bouncing around and my ass and ship.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Maddix, what are you fucking saying? Balls
Speaker 2: are bouncing around in my ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, what, He's like, my balls are jiggling,
Speaker 2: my tits are jiggling, and like this is coming out
Speaker 2: of a toddler.
Speaker 1: Something like he's never spoken like that ever.
Speaker 2: No, it was crazy, and I was like, oh my god, wait,
Speaker 2: you're like a boy who has boyfriends and you behave
Speaker 2: just like every other like.
Speaker 1: Boy he has boyfriends, he has a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, twenty three hello.
Speaker 1: Like what, no way, I was gonna say this thing.
Speaker 1: We don't have to keep it in if it makes you,
Speaker 1: like feel funny. But it was really funny because you
Speaker 1: were like, you put the mic off and you're like, dude,
Speaker 1: I literally keep wanting to be like, oh I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bang your mom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah, but your mom is his his
Speaker 2: mom is my sister. And I was just like because
Speaker 2: it's like literally in my vocabulary like anybody that I
Speaker 2: talked to him, just like I'm banging your mama from
Speaker 2: the back Cooper style, like, and my penis is covered
Speaker 2: in poopy like because I'm so much And I was
Speaker 2: trying to say that to Maddix, but he's my nephew,
Speaker 2: which means his mother is my sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're really fucking weird for that, Texas.
Speaker 2: Also, gamer Man is literally Marvel's new tech heavy superhero.
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: No? But I imagine fuck you.
Speaker 1: But you know when you like tug on a seatbelt
Speaker 1: too much and then it like locks you read and
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I'm being like constricted the killer and.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get like literally, I'm gonna get murdered, and
Speaker 2: your new name is Boa constrictor Okay, Kanye West, Kanye
Speaker 2: West is jacking my swag on a biblical level, like
Speaker 2: this is it's another level of swagger jacking. And like
Speaker 2: I can't go into too much detail, but this motherfucker
Speaker 2: is tapped into my wavelength, into my consciousness and I
Speaker 2: thought ether my thought bubble, like it's not chill the
Speaker 2: way he jacks everything that I fucking do. Wait did
Speaker 2: he start hetting? Men? I don't even know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What you're saying that he was jacking your swag. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like jacking me off.
Speaker 1: Wait is that what you were getting?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dude, Me and Kanye like ever since that fucking concert, y'all,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, he blows up my and then okay,
Speaker 2: he hits it and then quits it, like he'll bang
Speaker 2: me and then not text me back and block my
Speaker 2: number for like three months, and then somehow I think
Speaker 2: he fucking stalks me where he's hiring people to fucking
Speaker 2: stalk me because he jacks all of my thoughts and ideas. Basically,
Speaker 2: he stole the card that I wanted to get, and
Speaker 2: then also he wait, and then also he that chair
Speaker 2: that I said on every day that I covered in foam,
Speaker 2: He stole that idea from me too. I literally cannot
Speaker 2: see out of this car right now, Like how do
Speaker 2: you make it blow out?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: How do I make you blow.
Speaker 1: That's what I always say. I'm like, how do I
Speaker 1: get through to Enya?
Speaker 2: What's your question for me?
Speaker 1: Oh? My question for you is when will you be
Speaker 1: finally exiting out of my life? And whether that is
Speaker 1: on purpose or by fatal accident? Right now.
Speaker 2: And drew the car.
Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking question for you.
Speaker 2: When was the first time you found love with your mother?
Speaker 2: What is your favorite color orange? Where do you live?
Speaker 2: Your mother's vagina? How many kids do you want? Am
Speaker 2: I going to say vagina here? No, you have to
Speaker 2: say budgina because vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.
Speaker 1: Vagina, creation about vagina. You have to bleep it.
Speaker 2: But vagina consciously, just make it so you say vagina.
Speaker 2: Wait said consciously? Could I say vaginana? Yes? Oh you
Speaker 2: want to get in there, my little vaginana. Let's say
Speaker 2: if I know to you right now this is unbearable
Speaker 2: and like unlistenable and like not chill, But this is
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding how we actually speak to you. Do
Speaker 2: you want the real thing?
Speaker 1: Guys? Literally water into my happy meal just because.
Speaker 2: Vagiana Grande Ariola Grimbley. Wait, guys, no, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 2: We have Vagiana Grande and Ariola Grimbley. Who's Ariola Grimbley.
Speaker 2: It's Ariana Grande's sister.
Speaker 1: You think that you say.
Speaker 2: We got Ariana grand Wait, we got Vaggiana Grande and
Speaker 2: Ariola Grimbley. But wait, do you remember Baldy Irish? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Baldi Irish is my alter ego guys, Okay, so baldy
Speaker 2: Irish is Billie Eilish's younger sister. Who is I? And
Speaker 2: I'm a bald man who's Irish? Wait? What about this?
Speaker 2: Selena Gome is his sister Marina Gomes or wait, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on fumbled? Serena Williams Serene the pillars pillar?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, Fridays are great.
Speaker 1: What are you saying that happened?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, okay, so I forgot about so bad. We'll
Speaker 2: talked about Harley Davidson. We haven't talked about Harley Davidson
Speaker 2: and Massaman and Massamanandre and Mama Birch.
Speaker 1: This is so funny to me and all of us,
Speaker 1: But this means absolutely.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like this is this episode sounds
Speaker 2: like it's good because we're laughing our ass off, but
Speaker 2: it means nothing. And everybody's already they've already tuned out
Speaker 2: of this episode. Guys, wait, let me make it so
Speaker 2: that this episode hits the algorithm reque this because.
Speaker 1: We share the mics and I want to make sure
Speaker 1: you guys got it.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me let me make sure that this hits.
Speaker 2: This video is gonna hit the algorithm real quick. Today,
Speaker 2: I'm giving away a million dollars, like and subscribe for
Speaker 2: a billion dollars. How much Yourenna bet he's gonna get
Speaker 2: a million views? I will bet a bit. I'm not
Speaker 2: joking a billion dollars. If this doesn't get a billion views.
Speaker 1: A million views, you joking say that you thought it
Speaker 1: would it, but yeah, you know, and I'm not believing yourself.
Speaker 1: That's what you guys learned here.
Speaker 2: Guys. If this video gets a million views, I straight
Speaker 2: up I'm not exaggerating, I will twerk my ass bear
Speaker 2: on Twitter for free, like not even on some like OnlyFans,
Speaker 2: and then we will be hosting the torquaiton. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: tork off comment down below.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me explain first. So all these random
Speaker 1: names that we.
Speaker 2: Said, Jozie, we got, Highlot, Jones, Mana, Massandra, Harley, David.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give all of them away because
Speaker 1: I hold them s. Yeah, those are the three we
Speaker 1: have our people who are like just like these made
Speaker 1: up people who we just made up. They all have
Speaker 1: different names and the seriously, so.
Speaker 2: What Laurel and Yanny though, Yeah, well it's.
Speaker 1: Supposed to be real people. That was just like, which
Speaker 1: do you hear.
Speaker 2: Laurel twice, Laurel and Yanny. You just said Laurel Laurel.
Speaker 2: I know it sucks, but Laurel and Yanny are the
Speaker 2: twin siblings of Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: had kids together, and then Harley Davidson and Mama Bertram
Speaker 2: split up, and Pilot Jones and Manama Sondra now together.
Speaker 2: And it's really so Mama Bertram killed herself.
Speaker 1: Sondre used to be really close to Mama Bertram. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and when she found out they got together, she literally
Speaker 1: committed suicide.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, Mamma Bertram jumped off a bridge or something.
Speaker 2: And Laurel Yanny like, saw, I don't even remember what
Speaker 2: we did, like come up with this ship a story
Speaker 2: for them?
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not. You don't come up with it.
Speaker 1: That's just like it. I mean, see, that's what's really happened.
Speaker 1: People gossip about what happens just because becomes and it's
Speaker 1: not somebody's actual problems. It just becomes like gossip and
Speaker 1: it's like, this isn't a story to tell, this is real.
Speaker 2: And yeah, guys, wait, you do like a really serious
Speaker 2: sad moment where like they clip it and put it
Speaker 2: over like kid or Radiohead or something, and it's like yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you say, stop treating me like this or no,
Speaker 2: I mean more like like a depression conversation like that
Speaker 2: was embarrassing. I just did. So sometimes you get so
Speaker 2: comfortable in your sadness that like it's really hard to
Speaker 2: get out of, and you find this space in your
Speaker 2: life where you just want to exist in it, and
Speaker 2: then you start banging just as Mom shut the fuck
Speaker 2: up and she squirt you.
Speaker 1: Need to put this light off because you look so funny.
Speaker 2: You guys have an idea.
Speaker 1: That it's really not funny. You like killed it. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I know I killed it. Think you think I killed it? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 2: would you suck dick for a million?
Speaker 1: Five minutes? When I said suck dick for five million dollars,
Speaker 1: I would suck dick for free?
Speaker 2: Who's oh? Yeah? Now you want to know the Withers,
Speaker 2: I said, Bill Withers.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if we got in a car crash and
Speaker 2: all three died right.
Speaker 1: Now, we died laughing and loving, I.
Speaker 2: Would be so happy. I would be content at this
Speaker 2: moment actually saying good night.
Speaker 1: It's fun for me because I'm a little baby and
Speaker 1: it doesn't take much. But there are moments where that
Speaker 1: I remember that I'm not only on camera, but I
Speaker 1: am on audio, and I think I sound like I
Speaker 1: have two brain cells left and I can't make any
Speaker 1: funny jokes. But I find everything really funny, and then
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. I feel like this video insect the video
Speaker 1: of the girl doing her slam poetry. I wanted to end.
Speaker 1: I wanted to end.
Speaker 2: Want to end.
Speaker 1: Please, I want the eyes gone.
Speaker 2: Stop watching me, Stop controlling me, kill me, kill me, kill.
Speaker 1: Me, end it for me, Save me from this fate
Speaker 1: of no control. Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms.
Speaker 2: Please please.
Speaker 1: I like keep making jokes at art landing.
Speaker 2: I'm the new and yeah, if it makes you feel
Speaker 2: any better, I feel that way. Sober twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, I literally didn't ask them. That's okay.
Speaker 2: You see her? Did you see that woman? She was
Speaker 2: riding a bike and she had her arms crossed and
Speaker 2: she was just riding down the street.
Speaker 1: Okay, she literally fucking midnight, go home.
Speaker 2: I can ride my bike with no handle wars vibe.
Speaker 2: I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handle bars,
Speaker 2: my eyes, no handlebars, a A, I can ride my bike. No,
Speaker 2: I was saying, it's escaped me. It's gone. I need
Speaker 2: to take more when we go home because it's not
Speaker 2: here anymore.
Speaker 1: You're freaking out, though, weird like you're saying, like I'm.
Speaker 2: Not Let's just say the English language escapes me.
Speaker 1: People will be like, I'm not high anymore. Ten minutes
Speaker 1: later he's gonna be freaking out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know the feelings. We've all been there.
Speaker 2: Guys, tell me, do I look like more of a
Speaker 2: man or more of a twink? Now with twink Josiah said,
Speaker 2: I look more twinky.
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till you see what's one of those clothes.
Speaker 2: He's not okay for real though, for real though, he's
Speaker 2: packing that thing swang all right.
Speaker 1: You know what's annoying is all my notes are on
Speaker 1: my phone and I keep like reaching down to look
Speaker 1: at my notes, and then I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: I have some notes. You actually you want to have a.
Speaker 1: Real sad conversation is at the gym. I've been freaking
Speaker 1: out and fully like disassociating from my life. But I've
Speaker 1: said it so many times that like is it real?
Speaker 1: Because I can like recognize that I'm not living in
Speaker 1: the moment and that everything happens in a blur, and
Speaker 1: then six months later, I'm like, I wish I'm still
Speaker 1: that happy, even though I wasn't really that happy. I
Speaker 1: was just I can't live in the moment I'm living in.
Speaker 1: But at the gym after a class, I went to
Speaker 1: the treadmills and I was really kind of freaking out
Speaker 1: and I literally had to look around and I looked
Speaker 1: at the treadmills and very seriously thought, this is okay
Speaker 1: because I could come back here in a week, in
Speaker 1: two weeks, in six months, and these treadmills will.
Speaker 2: Still be here. You literally called grounding yourself, and that's
Speaker 2: like a technique they teach in therapy.
Speaker 1: But doing that in an equinox to treadmills felt really crazy,
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at like some of the sexiest people
Speaker 1: ever with nothing else to do.
Speaker 3: Myself included hello, I'm me, me working out too, and
Speaker 3: me as well, Okay, wow, that's just like, why are
Speaker 3: you the only one that gets to have sex appeal me?
Speaker 1: Because I am sexy? You get sex appeal when you're
Speaker 1: sexy on Amazon?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know what Amazon is, Like you
Speaker 2: would know what that is. I'm sure you're an Amazon expert,
Speaker 2: but what is Amazon? What is Amazon? On Amazon?
Speaker 1: Donald's? Oh, I'm sure you were a McDonald's fanatic and
Speaker 1: you always eat there, but I've never.
Speaker 2: Been there the McDonald's app. You sound like a McDonald's
Speaker 2: app expert. You probably gone that a lot, don't you.
Speaker 1: You do his voice really good?
Speaker 2: That is like like genuinely the English language escapes you,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, but like I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, I know for real, but like,
Speaker 2: have you ever seen me try to read a line
Speaker 2: like Drew can't read No? It's like it's so real,
Speaker 2: y'all y'all think it's a bit but like genuinely, like
Speaker 2: it's not that I can't read, but if you need
Speaker 2: me to recite something like no, like it does not work.
Speaker 2: There's like a short circuit in my brain. Like it's
Speaker 2: really can he spell either?
Speaker 1: I will say, Like, it is really hard when someone
Speaker 1: says something for you to say and to repeat it
Speaker 1: back exactly the same. Like I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of people have struggles with that because I do too.
Speaker 1: Actors deserve a lot of people like I have struggles too,
Speaker 1: and I find it hard to do things that you
Speaker 1: guys find hard to do.
Speaker 2: The trigger We ain't nobody gonna do it for you?
Speaker 2: Should we talking about your old drug race? That's too
Speaker 2: much to explain it.
Speaker 1: I don't want the people to know like that's our thing.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I've talked about it. I'm gonna I
Speaker 2: talked about it on a Billion Jean.
Speaker 1: She's still there, She's still Oh no, that was she
Speaker 1: was on a bird scooter, but I thought that was
Speaker 1: the bicycling lady. She's literally still going around the book.
Speaker 1: Then go for it.
Speaker 2: Favorite Nikky song? Go U favorite Monster Megatron?
Speaker 1: That is not your favorite?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is?
Speaker 1: I say that like I didn't just say that my
Speaker 1: favorite is literally her song with Meek Mill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Drew didn't just say a feature. I just
Speaker 2: want to be a pa Okay, but that you have
Speaker 2: to admit. Though she ate everyone else on that song,
Speaker 2: that feature in Monster is probably the greatest feature of
Speaker 2: all time in any song period. And I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Apparently jay Z heard her verse and then went and
Speaker 2: re recorded his I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a raccoons and he ran into the sewer
Speaker 3: and killed himself.
Speaker 2: Oh, you better watch out for penny Wise. But Drew,
Speaker 2: I love you me names and yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2: I love you, Drew, I love you. I love you
Speaker 2: Drew saying Drew. And I think there's Drudy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to call my drooper, and then it's
Speaker 1: Drew who picks you?
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to? I have to. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: play some I'm gonna play some call of Drudy. Then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my drewer because I have to go
Speaker 2: to Judge Drudy's court room because I committed a dream.
Speaker 2: Let's drive on the wrong side of the road for
Speaker 2: ten minutes and see if anybody on the wrong side
Speaker 2: of the road chat and you're do it. You won't
Speaker 2: out on the main road.
Speaker 1: You won't.
Speaker 2: I literally won't. I don't know what you're saying that.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to.
Speaker 2: And I don't even do those Hollywood as stops, like
Speaker 2: I literally go all the way through the stop signs,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I stopped all the way at the
Speaker 2: stop signs. Guys. It's crazy how we're literally almost to Vegas.
Speaker 1: We've literally we've been driving to Vegas this whole time
Speaker 1: because Drew said that he just needs an escape in
Speaker 1: a hotel room. But he's going to get his own
Speaker 1: hotel room and put me and Josiah in a smaller,
Speaker 1: cheaper motel down the road because he said that he
Speaker 1: has to get things done. No tell us what he
Speaker 1: has to get done with.
Speaker 2: Me and him are staying in the nice hotel. You're
Speaker 2: staying in the in the thing in the Who is that?
Speaker 2: Who is that? Across the street. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: scared people sitting on their stoops out tonight. And it's
Speaker 2: eleven thirty and it's really late. I'm not joking Thursday.
Speaker 1: It's eleven Thursday. Okay.
Speaker 2: This is the biggest platform that I've had in a
Speaker 2: little bit. I know a lot of people are listening.
Speaker 2: Oh can you put it up real quick because I
Speaker 2: got something to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's my platform to my father. If you're out
Speaker 2: there and you hear this, please come back immediately. Things
Speaker 2: have gone to ship. I mean, look at me. I
Speaker 2: look like Jeffrey and I talk like fucking I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: something is seriously, come eat immediately, Jose he heard that
Speaker 2: and ran further. You know, on tour, I was thinking
Speaker 2: about hanging myself like every night, and I was like, imagine, oh, wow,
Speaker 2: you sound like not hanging yourself expert. That would never
Speaker 2: be me.
Speaker 1: No, I like, you have suicidal ideation all the time
Speaker 1: and you don't act on it. Oh I couldn't. That
Speaker 1: couldn't be me.
Speaker 2: Well no, yeah, I do want to kill myself on
Speaker 2: tour sometimes, but I wanted to do it for the
Speaker 2: gag of it. Like we were playing a venue with
Speaker 2: curtains and I was like, dude, imagine if the curtains
Speaker 2: open at the beginning of the show and it's just
Speaker 2: hanging there. That's so not funny.
Speaker 1: You're just there because.
Speaker 2: I tell them. I'm like, guys, I have to go
Speaker 2: do something solo on stage real quick. Please stay backstage,
Speaker 2: Like just trust me, it's not funny. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't actually do it. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 2: see things, you know. I want to go to Europe more.
Speaker 2: I want to have a kid or something. Dude, you
Speaker 2: know what I ironically actually want to do. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: this isn't a joke. Have a kid. Is banging Josi
Speaker 2: as Mama for style in her butthole with my poopoo
Speaker 2: is penis, and you poopoo my penis. That's what you
Speaker 2: just said, having a mirror in front of me. No, actually,
Speaker 2: what is something you and ironically want to do in
Speaker 2: your life? It got deep, It can't be real. Huh
Speaker 2: do you want kids to say? Of course, I want
Speaker 2: to only too, because I don't want a damn middle child.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to only boy girl. Okay, I
Speaker 2: want an older sister, the older sister, younger brother. It is,
Speaker 2: and like I don't want a fucking middle child because
Speaker 2: I mean, look at ya pretty right now. I want
Speaker 2: to go live there. And then I don't know, you're
Speaker 2: the oldest.
Speaker 1: Huh, I am in the middle.
Speaker 2: You are the middle. Yeah, look at Enya. And then
Speaker 2: I don't want an only child because I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say that I'm the youngest by a very long time.
Speaker 2: She was honestly nice growing up with a bunch of
Speaker 2: older siblings. And also I had a and sister the
Speaker 2: same age as me, so I feel like I had
Speaker 2: like a really really ideal situation because like my brothers
Speaker 2: have already gone through like school, and my mom was
Speaker 2: like in PTO and all that shit, so like basically,
Speaker 2: which like the only reason kids are popular in school
Speaker 2: is because their parents are popular in the community, and
Speaker 2: that's truly the only reason why. Like I was a
Speaker 2: big fucking loser, but the only reason I had friends
Speaker 2: was because my mom had friends who had kids who
Speaker 2: also went to the same school as me. But uh,
Speaker 2: what was I saying? Yes, I had it really great.
Speaker 2: And I saw a video of my oldest sister today
Speaker 2: or not today but earlier this week, of her like
Speaker 2: living her life in two thousand and eight, two thousand
Speaker 2: and nine, and two thousand and seven era, and it
Speaker 2: literally brought tears to my eye because like when I
Speaker 2: was like sentient at that age, I didn't fully understand
Speaker 2: like what it meant to be like a sixteen seventeen,
Speaker 2: eighteen year old and like how rowdy it was, and
Speaker 2: I was just like a literal child, and like I
Speaker 2: always saw my older sister as like bad because she
Speaker 2: was doing bad things. But then like I got to
Speaker 2: that age and I was like just as bad, if
Speaker 2: not probably one hundred thousand percent worse, because I was
Speaker 2: literally doing like hard drugs like a psychopath. But Uh.
Speaker 2: It was just really like cool to see her like
Speaker 2: being a kid and then like now she has three
Speaker 2: kids of her own. And also there was a razor
Speaker 2: in the fucking video, like the raizor phone and they
Speaker 2: were filming on one, and it was just so crazy
Speaker 2: to see there was real.
Speaker 1: But that being said, does that mean you would want
Speaker 1: a lot of kids with like an age?
Speaker 2: I I don't know, Like I really loved growing up
Speaker 2: in a big family, Like I loved having a bunch
Speaker 2: of siblings. This is actually so I too, So it's
Speaker 2: like weird, But I like grew up in a family
Speaker 2: of a lot of fucking kids. One of them is
Speaker 2: dead now, okay.
Speaker 1: But you've been lying about that.
Speaker 2: So don't tell them that. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't
Speaker 2: tell them that. But I probably do want a lot
Speaker 2: of kids, Like but I think four is like the max.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, here I.
Speaker 1: Go, like im they're so drunk walking home out of
Speaker 1: this bar. It's like a little old duo.
Speaker 2: Bathe myself, Like here I go having six kids and
Speaker 2: like I'm not how my parents fucking did that ship?
Speaker 2: Like that is not.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I've been coffee with my mouth open.
Speaker 2: Dude, I know I don't know how. My mom also
Speaker 2: had six kids, and that's not something we talk about enough.
Speaker 2: Is that me and Drew come from six kid families,
Speaker 2: both of us, and it's like almost identically.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I come from five, so like one doesn't
Speaker 1: make that big of a difference.
Speaker 2: It does, trust me, it really that's funny.
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't seem like it does.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are being so shady right now.
Speaker 1: I'm being caddy. I'm being Caddy forgetting trauma.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gooding. Do you know what actually is like
Speaker 2: a lot different though, is when I decided no, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I grew up begging your mom.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say what. I decided to bang
Speaker 2: Josiah's mama. But here's the real thing is that Drew
Speaker 2: took three shots before we left. Just that I don't.
Speaker 1: Even so crazy.
Speaker 2: That is one thing that I don't joke about. Okay,
Speaker 2: I do not die from I don't cauck with drunk driving,
Speaker 2: and I don't I don't fuck with bus driving. I
Speaker 2: don't fuck with one beer driving. I don't fuck with
Speaker 2: one sip of alcohol driving. If you have alcohol in
Speaker 2: your system and you are behind the wheel, you are
Speaker 2: making an active choice to kill other people. You are
Speaker 2: a villain. You're an evil person, and I'm sorry if
Speaker 2: you don't have a ride home, leap in your fucking car,
Speaker 2: calling uber, call a homie, do what you gotta do,
Speaker 2: but do not fucking drive. And I literally don't play
Speaker 2: with that ship me neither, but very true. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: Should we end the episode because we're like so far? Yes,
Speaker 1: because we have uh thirty minutes here? Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: like a bunch all right, Well that was the episode,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Wait, we gotta do media.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have. I always forget media. It's actually
Speaker 1: crazy because my phone is up there.
Speaker 2: Media is the podcast billion Uh huh.
Speaker 1: That would never be my media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you actually told me that today. She said,
Speaker 2: I've never listened to a full episode of that.
Speaker 1: Well I just sneezed in my necker. Yeah, oh, Drew,
Speaker 1: because you listen to all the episodes.
Speaker 2: I don't listen to all of them, but I do listen.
Speaker 1: Have you actually listened.
Speaker 2: I've never listened to a full episode of Emergency And.
Speaker 1: You said you have it.
Speaker 2: I have not, okay, because I was lying, because yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean no, that would be insane if we were
Speaker 2: listening to each other's podcast. I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: It would be even weirder if I was sitting in
Speaker 1: bed and you guys heard your podcast playing and you
Speaker 1: put your head to the door and my bed was like, okay.
Speaker 2: I actually did see your wing on your bed today,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, actually, and you have had
Speaker 2: that thing on your bed for like weeks now. And
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, Like every time I go in your room,
Speaker 2: it's like in a different place too. It's using it.
Speaker 2: It's scary. It's like either beside your pillow or underneath
Speaker 2: your beds.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna explain myself. I actually haven't been using it.
Speaker 1: I've been very strong, and I swear on my mother's
Speaker 1: fucking earn I haven't been using it. About that. But
Speaker 1: I used to hide it between the head the fireplace
Speaker 1: and my mattress when my mattress was on the floor.
Speaker 1: I did want to use it. It was easy access, and
Speaker 1: I don't like putting it in that cabinet because it's
Speaker 1: hard to open when I just want to like grab it.
Speaker 1: So I've just been hiding it under my back pillow.
Speaker 1: But then when I'm moving my pillows around and go
Speaker 1: to sleep, I'm like feeling a little nudge and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, and then I just knock it
Speaker 1: to the and then I make my bed and it's there,
Speaker 1: and we're cutting this out.
Speaker 2: No, we're not, actually, And you guess what I think
Speaker 2: that you should use your fingers like a real man.
Speaker 2: That's my take.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's funny because that's actually what I say
Speaker 1: to your mom when she's finger blasting me in your
Speaker 1: car and fucking smells like squirre and piss, And it's because.
Speaker 2: Me and your mom are banging. Let me hit that
Speaker 2: prostigsee with my finger.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well my media from what I can recall, Pulse.
Speaker 2: With by Aphex Twin and your yours is Billy and Gene.
Speaker 1: No mine is Hello, It's me by Todd Grinn. I
Speaker 1: can't say his name, Grin. And then there's a.
Speaker 2: Song Blues by Kid Kala.
Speaker 1: Canic Chase by Labby. I can't say his latame.
Speaker 2: Either, c O it's you Parallel Universe four Hero that's
Speaker 2: a deep jungle cut. And if you know, you know,
Speaker 2: and if you don't know, get learned, because that shit
Speaker 2: is rare as fuck. And they just put it on Spotify,
Speaker 2: and You're lucky because I had to do some fucking
Speaker 2: digging to listen to that album in twenty eighteen, and
Speaker 2: then Lumerans by Yeve's tumor, who is also did you
Speaker 2: know he's eighty six years old?
Speaker 1: He's eighty four?
Speaker 2: Do I get to do my do your men before?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna actually say something real? Because I don't
Speaker 1: think you said anything real leastsion.
Speaker 2: No, he's honestly though, I was looking through my Spotify
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm writing right now, which means
Speaker 2: like my Spotify is just full of shit that I
Speaker 2: don't want anybody knowing because like I'm about to steal
Speaker 2: and I don't want them to steal it first, So
Speaker 2: I don't really know. I'm gonna say, watch Lobby. Everything
Speaker 2: is fair when you're living in the city. What is
Speaker 2: that I try and called quest? That's a song?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know that song.
Speaker 2: That's my song. I'm doing one fucking song and the
Speaker 2: movie big.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for watching. It
Speaker 1: has been an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm literally giving Why down't we with
Speaker 2: my hair? Rais