WEBVTT - Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency InterCall at at

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<v Speaker 1>night at night. Hey, sorry, my car's freaking out. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Josiah here with us today. Also, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to McDonald's. If you don't know, we have a series.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling it a series is a really brave like thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the bravest thing I've ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, episodes of a series that we've just can you

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<v Speaker 2>turn your light on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, that's bad lighting midnight. But we have like a

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<v Speaker 1>thing we've done twice on YouTube called midnight at McDonald's,

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<v Speaker 1>And we thought, why not do that again.

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<v Speaker 2>Spice it up a little bit because it's been the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing over and over and over again, very monotonous, And.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought, let's get in the car and go on

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<v Speaker 1>a ride with our people, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we love a good car episode. Last time we

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<v Speaker 2>were in the car, I think we got fleet. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, we were in Florida with O'Ryan, Josh and Finn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Benjamin LC tie the whole or not the whole. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have a tripod for the camera, so if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a visual watcher, you were in for a bumpy

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<v Speaker 1>ride both audio wise and visually because the streets in

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<v Speaker 1>La are insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's one thing about the Dystopia that needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be fixed immediately, as the bumpy fucking roads. I've had enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a fuck enough. And it happened right after

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<v Speaker 2>we got all that rain, Like the water like seeped

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<v Speaker 2>in to the ground and just cracked the fucking earth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally destroyed our our land, It destroyed our city.

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<v Speaker 2>Our city is burning. Welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, oh wait, should I tell you all what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me when I was in the car earlier? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So before this episode, I went to dinner with friends

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<v Speaker 1>and lovely lovely friends. And on the way to the dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving and I saw this tesla behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>For a while, it was like a white tesla.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't a white tesla either.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe was there, No, I wasn't, He says, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a white Hi, guys, where am I? But but okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I pull up to this light and this tesla

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<v Speaker 1>behind me skirts to the side of me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>felt his eyes staring at me. I am the annoying

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<v Speaker 1>person that drives with my windows down and I like

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<v Speaker 1>listen to music and I'm like I guess it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>so look right now. But I felt someone absolutely staring

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<v Speaker 1>at me for once, and I I nearly felt it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I looked this guy was looking at me, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just like, no, I'm not kidding. It literally

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<v Speaker 1>was like that, and then I was like, oh, dude, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I looked away, and then I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I felt him staring at me, and when I looked back,

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<v Speaker 1>he went like this. He looked at me and goes

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<v Speaker 1>like it was literally like that. It wasn't like this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like like, no, listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like actually much worse than you think, because it

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<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassing for him and me because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why I even responded to him. But I looked away.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he lightly hunked his horn and I looked back

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<v Speaker 1>and he put his window dad. He was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where is your man? And I just lied and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like at home. And then he goes, well, since

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<v Speaker 1>you're out of the house already, want to go to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with me? And then I just the light turned

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<v Speaker 1>green and I go, no thanks, and then I sped

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck off and hit another light.

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<v Speaker 2>Are getting hit on like violently?

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It was like really crazy and that. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was so embarrassed that I stopped at the next

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<v Speaker 1>light and he would have had to be next to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But what he did and said was go so slow

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<v Speaker 1>down the street that he waited until the light turned

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<v Speaker 1>green so he could speed past me and drive away.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, he's right there. Did you guys have bad news?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the company?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably the guy behind me, because I'm literally going thirty

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<v Speaker 2>six miles per hour under because of that happening over

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<v Speaker 2>and over again. It's crazy. Hey, no, I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck at all. It is really fucking late for

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<v Speaker 2>me right now, and I am so fucking tired, y'all, Like, oh, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>does McDonald's have I was just driving by to see

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<v Speaker 2>because we have to fill.

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<v Speaker 1>Our McDonald's is being destroyed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally closed under open. Yes what I'm saying, it's

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<v Speaker 2>under construction, Like it's I drove past because I really

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<v Speaker 2>really want the grimest shake so fucking bad, and I

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<v Speaker 2>came to get it after a long hard day of

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<v Speaker 2>fucking work.

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<v Speaker 1>After a long hard day, I'm sitting on your.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone exactly work. Hello, and this McDonald's was closed is

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<v Speaker 2>actually crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Josie, you're reacting like there's not eight million per

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<v Speaker 1>like square foot in America. Like we can find another.

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<v Speaker 2>Donalds someone napus Josiah Okay, can someone being Josiah mappas.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this is my first video being high.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are y'all both high?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're both high.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I'm just fucking I honestly, genuinely, And you

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<v Speaker 2>don't feel anything. You're all alone. There's no way you

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<v Speaker 2>were acting like you're acting so weird right now, like

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<v Speaker 2>you're we're acting so high. It's like literally scaring everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm scaring everybody. You want to see fucking scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had a gun and I like pulled

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<v Speaker 1>out a gun and then I shall.

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<v Speaker 2>Clare your hand. Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's my fucking car. I can blow holes into the

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<v Speaker 1>ceiling if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want, and I blow holes all the time. Hello, Basinga,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my driving. My new thing is bazinga. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>created this new thing. It's like bazinga. When I say,

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<v Speaker 2>like a quid or something funny, there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A show like that about that. Yes, you always say

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<v Speaker 1>you're not high, but wait, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>To it's thing. It's a thing to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, just make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>After I say something funny. But that's like, so like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>before we get into that podcast, I really do want

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<v Speaker 2>to say thank you guys for having me back. Yeah, obviously, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>this is just to billion Gene.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you don't know Josiah's podcast, yeah, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Put my at right down here, No, dude. Also, just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, what's fucking crazy is the way I banged

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<v Speaker 2>you and your mama from the bag for like forty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes. You know, it's crazy as a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people don't look at it like an emergency intercom, as

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<v Speaker 2>like a multimedia conglomerate, but like y'all are like y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>they are so literally own billion Jean. Yeah, I literally

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<v Speaker 2>do own billion grand billion Jeane, like ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually fifteen dollars. Yeah, but I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>say before we got into this that, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>last time I was on here, there was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of hate, a lot of people saying I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>know about him. But here, let me tell you something. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wait, did a soul say that? Just give me

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<v Speaker 2>one step, guys, I am trained and already. Now I've

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<v Speaker 2>been doing my podcast for thirty weeks, I feel as

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<v Speaker 2>though maybe you can carry a conversation. Yeah, maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>can carry out.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the second episode, Bro, you're not the Injur's vision.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you can't see it. That's one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that we're going to fix though, with guests you'll see

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<v Speaker 2>in the next episode or maybe the episode before this,

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<v Speaker 2>with a very special someone Josiah's special, but a very special.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we really want to fucking hang out

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<v Speaker 1>that we fixed. Hey, good nights off.

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<v Speaker 2>But what was the story you're both ting about being

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<v Speaker 2>high or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that Josiah did. Siah told that is fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad in your bedroom. I like, okay, let me tell

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<v Speaker 2>the story. Okay, like, oh my god, the ops are coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Actually, guys, chill, chill, chill, guys chill.

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<v Speaker 1>No, why is it actually freaking me out?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys chill? Guys chill, be chill, be chilled. No, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>be chill.

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<v Speaker 1>We should like, oh, go like that and then be like,

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<v Speaker 1>cops stop us to ask for a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>The cops were fans of us. Wait, hold on, hello, Kitty,

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<v Speaker 2>says a cab, like, let's talk about this video is

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<v Speaker 2>a hot dog? So Josiah pulled down his page. So

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah exposed himself to everybody in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>And Josiah has this fucking orange fake ass bootleg and

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<v Speaker 1>he always wears the shirts. You well, I shoved it

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<v Speaker 1>in there, and now the rubber stuck to the bond,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like more secure.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, but this fucking annually engineered.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really wrong with you. But okay, you tell the story.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell it from your perspective, and then we'll give

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<v Speaker 1>my perspective.

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<v Speaker 2>Perspective is is that Johnson and you were sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>the couch. I have this prodis shirt. It's upright orange color,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously you can see that, right, And I have this

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<v Speaker 2>pair of underwears. Where do I go? I'm sorry, turn

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<v Speaker 2>right on west, turn right at the next light. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a poet. And I have this pair of orange underwears.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can hold the flashlight real quick, this pair

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<v Speaker 2>of orange under sorry, orange underwears, as you can see,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they match, right, Yeah, and he's he exposed himself.

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<v Speaker 2>He person everybody else use.

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<v Speaker 1>His flashlight to expose himself to our view.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to keep going, said, oh my god, Josie,

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<v Speaker 2>like your little underwear like match your shirt, which also,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what we should be focused on. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a weird thing. We should be focused on.

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<v Speaker 1>Why were your pants being inch down so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Sweatpants? Yeah, yeah, just challenge. I've been doing challenge for

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<v Speaker 2>two years. Yeah you didn't, Yeah, because like what you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get? Your bulge is showing right now like crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say I have actually I have actually done

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<v Speaker 1>that to one of the friends in our mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It was me, guys. She was like, your buld is

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<v Speaker 2>gigantic and enormous and scary.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like four of us. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>won't say his name because I won't publicly embarrass exact

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, dude, are you fucking serious? Put

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<v Speaker 1>on some real pants. And then he got embarrassed and

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<v Speaker 1>he put on different pants. It was he was like

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<v Speaker 1>standing on the car, like jumping around, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>all like whoa, And I was like, dude, put pants off.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you there? You weren't there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny, guys, I hit that car.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, but that's funny because this is my car, so

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<v Speaker 1>you should be driving safe or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. All I was trying to say is Josh said

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<v Speaker 2>that to me. So then I said, oh yeah, Like look,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's my little sweatsuit, like my little

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<v Speaker 2>short sweatsuit. But they didn't know that they were shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, here, let me pull them down.

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<v Speaker 1>And the shorts they're boxer breeves.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, I have little track shorts on under here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just pulled this pants out and me and

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<v Speaker 1>Josh both go whoa and like look the way. We

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<v Speaker 1>were like, dude, and then he just pulled them up,

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<v Speaker 1>and then me and Josh started being like, you're high.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being so weird to Josie. So that's why the

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<v Speaker 1>story even came up, because people want to accuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>When this freak is pulling down his pants.

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<v Speaker 2>They're ling apparel box a brief, so it's not like

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<v Speaker 2>they're like some Haines backing nasty way I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting on the couch and Josh and Josiah

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<v Speaker 1>kept looking at each other and I was like, what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally in the room and you've witnessed this before,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys being plirtatious and yeah. So I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there and I was like, it's happening with you're's in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, so I can't get him to stop them.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they started like making out, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is weird. And then Josie pulled down

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<v Speaker 1>his pants and said let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not in front of thought on my pants and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, check this out and it was a brown stain.

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah has we need to bring back skid mark. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I wish I was talking about that today

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<v Speaker 2>is I will never eat ass. Oh my, that's a conversation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>why not congresation? Why not? Were you? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it depends on I had this conversation actually the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, not about eating ass, but about like stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to somebody and they were like, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>grow up because it's just feet. Like what, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that big of you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying that to me right now? Yeah, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>them near me. I don't want feet anywhere near me

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<v Speaker 2>at all. Their fucking have you seen my fucking feet?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, why would I ever, ever ever want to experience

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<v Speaker 2>someone's feet if they look remotely like mine? And I

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<v Speaker 2>just have trauma surrounding my feet because I was made

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<v Speaker 2>fun of them my entire life and still to this

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<v Speaker 2>day as a grown ass sixteen year old man, my

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<v Speaker 2>seat are getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen sixteen or sixties.

0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Sixteen year old man? Hello sixteen? And that makes the

0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.840
<v Speaker 2>bottoms of my feet in my palms really wrinkly, Like

0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.440
<v Speaker 2>if you compare mine and in you's hands. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>see right now, but they're mine are like exponentially more

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<v Speaker 2>wrinkly than everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Wait, can I synthesize your hands like

0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.520
<v Speaker 1>big girls?

0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.280
<v Speaker 2>How much bigger my hand is?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, what the hell that's so great

0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.160
<v Speaker 1>that toot?

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<v Speaker 2>I do have a little Donald chump hands. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel good about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to have a conversation with Donald congresation.

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<v Speaker 2>I needed congressional hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait chump, that's what?

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<v Speaker 2>Also?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, whose thing is literally like so low that it's insane?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, back from technical difficulties. And we are actually

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<v Speaker 2>at McDonald's, and I saw on the menu that they

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<v Speaker 2>have the Grimace shake. And God is good and God.

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<v Speaker 1>Is great, God is gorgeous's birthday if you ask me,

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<v Speaker 1>God gave us grimace to rejoice. Fuck. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say something right before we like, oh, should I talk

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<v Speaker 1>about my fucking annoying piercer today because I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about it, so Yousiah, I was gonna. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the girl who did my smiley piercing last time.

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<v Speaker 2>She came back for evenge help me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get the purple shake? A small and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then a piece of nugget with a medium fries

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<v Speaker 2>and a Coca cola a bunch of stuff, just catch up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Uh medium? Yeah? And then can I

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<v Speaker 2>get from the ten piece of chicken nug meal please?

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<v Speaker 2>They have to go back and you know, do a

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<v Speaker 2>large frozen coke.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to like milk the machine like an otter sauce?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I do barbecue sauce please? He's like a big

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<v Speaker 2>big And then can I get an apple as well?

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<v Speaker 1>We need to talk about the job of the hut

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<v Speaker 1>when he was Can we get a pack of.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate as well? But I don't know what do you

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<v Speaker 2>get about Star Wars?

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<v Speaker 1>And then a happy meal it's a happy piece with

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<v Speaker 1>a four piece chickens.

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<v Speaker 2>And then can I do this happy piece with the

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<v Speaker 2>four meal or sorry, the happy meal with the four

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<v Speaker 2>piece chicken nugget? And what do you want? Extra fries?

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<v Speaker 2>Extra fries please, I'm just guessing right. And the drink

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<v Speaker 2>a Coca Cola please? And is that it?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I think that's gonna be it. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it on an inert. Hey, it's grimace. Your food

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<v Speaker 2>looks really good, That's what it's do on the fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I got an email from him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking because you use that damn McDonald's at bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't use that. You think I'm broke. And I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even eat at McDonald's. Like what even is McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>because like I don't eat there, And you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you know a lot about McDonald's because if you

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<v Speaker 1>are referencing it, so it seems like you go there

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Oh you know cools, I don't have my

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<v Speaker 1>wallet international.

0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll pay with my card international with my Apple pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Just hit my phone against their screen really really hard.

0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.159
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I'm gonna hit my phone against your screen

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<v Speaker 2>really really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I something's wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you wish. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had my smiley pierced last year, as you

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<v Speaker 1>all know, and it didn't last long, not because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want it to but because my original horse bit

0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:56.320
<v Speaker 1>was too big and it was tilting. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>got a smaller one. But then one day when I

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<v Speaker 1>was brushing my teeth, the ball fell in the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't want to order one offline.

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<v Speaker 2>And you had a dream about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally did.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I had the dream that I was going to swallow it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it fell down the same and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't want to order the piercing again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do that a lot. You must. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you've never done it in your life, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a champion.

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<v Speaker 2>I would. It's swallowing. It means that's what I told

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<v Speaker 2>my girl. Now come on, now, swallow it. Okay, Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>who's saying y'all got McDonald's money. Y'all got McDonald's money

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<v Speaker 2>or what? I honestly know, every time I fucking going

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<v Speaker 2>through here, it's like forty dollars. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's actually for me because I only eat the

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<v Speaker 1>water here.

0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.520
<v Speaker 2>It's so hot, you only eat the water, I tell

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<v Speaker 2>the smiley, Sorry, please, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So whatever, I don't know why I'm saying all that. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>I want the piercing again, I hit up the same

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<v Speaker 1>girl and we have a whole DM conversation about it

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, oh, like the last one was too big,

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<v Speaker 1>I want a smaller one. She's like, yeah, yeah, I

0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 1>got that, Like just come here and like I'll do it.

0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.960
<v Speaker 1>So she's also notoriously really mean. Remember last time she

0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:16.639
<v Speaker 1>was mean, She's still mean because even in our DM

0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.800
<v Speaker 1>back and forth, she's like, Okay, yeah, fine, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care because I'm never going back to her.

0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Because I have a story to tell too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's a crazy one. But this morning, sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so grossly sick this morning. On the way to the appointment,

0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it's thirty five minutes away from our house, and I'm like, okay,

0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be like eight minutes late. So I text

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<v Speaker 1>her that and she just verly, very sternly, is like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were ten minutes late, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>reschedule because I not take walking's fast.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's so real and you shouldn't be late.

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<v Speaker 1>All the way there, I did crash into five cars

0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:58.639
<v Speaker 1>holding eight individual families, so I did tear homes apart.

0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:02.240
<v Speaker 2>But I got there were two families five minutes five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes honey, the math ain't mathing. And also, and you

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<v Speaker 2>probably when she's older, is gonna like marry a man

0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:12.720
<v Speaker 2>who already has children, and she's gonna be like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so I'm tearing this. You would be the wicked mother.

0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, So I speed there. I get there now,

0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.040
<v Speaker 1>only five minutes late. And she has all these insane

0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:34.280
<v Speaker 1>instructions that's like park in the garage, wait in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me when you want to come in, and when

0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:38.320
<v Speaker 1>you're ready to come in, I will come get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not enter the building, all these like scary roles.

0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:45.480
<v Speaker 1>She comes out, she gets me. I go in, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like getting a liever. So I'm like, oh my god,

0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:49.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get yeah, the same place. I'm gonna get

0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:51.399
<v Speaker 1>my piercing again. Blah blah blah. I get in there,

0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I put my back down and I turn around. She goes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't do smiley piercings anymore. And that appointment

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<v Speaker 1>should I have even been available on this, And I

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<v Speaker 1>am not sure how you even were able to book that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just don't do them anymore because they're so

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<v Speaker 1>not okay for your teeth and your gums that I

0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:13.720
<v Speaker 1>just don't believe in doing those piercings. It feels like malpractice.

0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 1>It's why the fuck were you a cun to me

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<v Speaker 1>about being late.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't even have it?

0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:25.840
<v Speaker 1>No, And then she's like, yeah, I just don't do it.

0:21:25.840 --> 0:21:28.119
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, like I don't know I could, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would highly advise you not to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>And what did did you act?

0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I literally was just like, oh, okay, yeah, I mean

0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I understand you don't want to use it. Oh I'm abusive?

0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:44.080
<v Speaker 1>And what did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>What did she do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're giving us the food here to I was

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<v Speaker 2>so confused. Here, I can take these. No, you're good.

0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Drew fell in love with the Drew fell in love

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:06.040
<v Speaker 2>with the lunch lady.

0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Stacey's mom has got extra barbecue, thank you?

0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:15.080
<v Speaker 2>The other going fuck fuck?

0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:17.719
<v Speaker 1>He was like, did you extra barbecue?

0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I waited till too late.

0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:22.159
<v Speaker 1>She would just parking like munch and eat and you

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<v Speaker 1>know we can't, Yeah we can't.

0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:28.159
<v Speaker 2>We can drink my grim shake.

0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:30.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like crazy, Oh get that grimace shake.

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<v Speaker 2>It okay, well my crazy story.

0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, can I finish? Sorry, because there's one more

0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.520
<v Speaker 1>funny thing. And then she she literally looks at me.

0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:42.199
<v Speaker 1>She's like, anything else you want to do today? I

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:45.120
<v Speaker 1>could do, bitch, I'm not playing pin the fucking piercing

0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:47.440
<v Speaker 1>on my butthole. What the fuck am I doing here?

0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:50.080
<v Speaker 1>She literally was like, yeah, but anything else you want like,

0:22:50.240 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I can do for you. And I was just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is it good?

0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:57.240
<v Speaker 2>It is so fucking good? Are you supposed to be mixed?

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:00.840
<v Speaker 2>It is? I'm not joking. It's on ironically so good.

0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 2>It tastes like a berry pie of sores sweet. Oh

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:08.240
<v Speaker 2>my god, I literally love that so much. It's almost

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:10.040
<v Speaker 2>fermented and alcoholic a little bit.

0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 1>It's oh, I don't know if I like it. It

0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:17.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of tastes like when you're eating cakes anything new,

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and you's like, I don't like it, and then she'll

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<v Speaker 1>have three more Citi I can't no matter.

0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Of it and stuff, I'm gonna this tastes like.

0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay. And then I was like, I guess I want

0:23:30.880 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 1>my belly piercing, but I'm going I'm gonna be at

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:36.640
<v Speaker 1>the beach on Monday, so I can't do that because

0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:39.159
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't get getting it. No, because and then I

0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 1>say that because I was like, I'm going on my cache.

0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be hitting the beach lot. She goes, yeah,

0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that I can't do because I needs four to six

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:47.280
<v Speaker 1>weeks to heal, and I like, can't. That's like malpractice

0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:49.919
<v Speaker 1>on my part, And I'm like okay, And I literally am.

0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Standing okay in the mirror like I don't know. She's

0:23:53.920 --> 0:23:58.119
<v Speaker 2>literally stabbing and cutting through people, like I'm sorry, but like, girl,

0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:00.399
<v Speaker 2>just do the fucking piercing. But I like it respect

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:01.679
<v Speaker 2>to get.

0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:03.879
<v Speaker 1>Craft, but I was just like, what what am I

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:05.840
<v Speaker 1>doing here? And then this is when I was like,

0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, like literally fuck you. I was like, can

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>I get like a piercing up here? I'll take like

0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:12.440
<v Speaker 1>a cartilage piercing because at this point I was like,

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.879
<v Speaker 1>I drove forty minutes, I might as well get something. Yeah,

0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:16.640
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'm down to get this ree pierced.

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 1>And then she goes, well, you've already told me that

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 1>you'll be entering the beach water and pool water this summer,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm unvirtually not even allowed to do that because

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<v Speaker 1>that would be wrong on my part because it will

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<v Speaker 1>still get infected.

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<v Speaker 2>Even even I didn't know that, THETOPA was respect like

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:38.160
<v Speaker 2>respect for her taking her craft serious, but just fucking

0:24:38.240 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 2>do it like that?

0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.199
<v Speaker 1>Why did she have a whole conversation with me? And

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<v Speaker 1>then she literally was like, yeah, i haven't been doing

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<v Speaker 1>it for like a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm not going to the beach in the pool

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<v Speaker 2>this summer.

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I lied. Yeah, but yeah again, yeah, respect to the craft,

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<v Speaker 1>But why did she have me drive out there? It

0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>was insane? And that's my story.

0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Well my story is I'm sure a lot of y'all

0:25:01.000 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>have already written fucking comments about it my hair uh,

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:09.640
<v Speaker 2>And I know something is seriously, seriously, seriously wrong. I

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 2>recognize that, but I haven't had time to get this

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking mop on my head shaved off because I I

0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:20.800
<v Speaker 2>don't know where I'm going. I'm just driving. Also, by

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 2>the way, I.

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.159
<v Speaker 1>Have said, let's just starve for like twenty minutes.

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I haven't had time because we're stacking episodes because we're

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:27.640
<v Speaker 2>going to be gone for a month and a half.

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:31.400
<v Speaker 2>So this episode is coming out probably two or three

0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 2>weeks after we record it. What was I saying?

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 1>You were saying about your haircut?

0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 2>You wanted to tell the story worst haircut ever challenge,

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.399
<v Speaker 2>and it's I the more I've sat with it, the

0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:44.439
<v Speaker 2>more I've realized that, like this really is all my fault,

0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>and the dude did the best to his ability, like

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.560
<v Speaker 2>cutting my hair, like he did what he had to do,

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 2>and like I came in there unprepared and he sliced

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<v Speaker 2>my shit up the way I asked him to. And

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:55.879
<v Speaker 2>that's on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that but but.

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<v Speaker 2>The behavior was kind of crazy. But no, I don't

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:09.800
<v Speaker 2>even know where I was going with this. Oh, I

0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 2>posted today on igh I said something awful happened to me.

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Also I got plastic surgery and I got a penis

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:20.440
<v Speaker 2>and large sub reduction of surgery blah blah blah blah

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:24.159
<v Speaker 2>blah joke caption. He texted me and blew up my

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 2>phone and was like, oh my god, like do you

0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>not like my haircut? Like did it? Did I not

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:31.760
<v Speaker 2>do good? Like I have so much anxiety over this

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 2>post like blah blah blah blah blah. Like I don't

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:36.639
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm supposed to say back to that, So

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:38.639
<v Speaker 2>I ghosted him. Oh my god, what.

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Ghost that's what he gets because he said he wanted

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 1>army hammer so bad, right right? Oh fuck? Oh, I

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>was thinking when I got when I got all the

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 1>gifts for Christian the like decorations. I literally am sick

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:57.400
<v Speaker 1>in the fucking head because this man out of intersection let.

0:26:57.240 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Me cross, because.

0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 1>He like he literally was like and like, let me cross. No,

0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:06.520
<v Speaker 1>but this isn't on him, This is me, bitch. Why

0:27:06.600 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>was I giving it to the mail gate so hard

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 1>in that moment that I had to seize that I literally,

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I like performed.

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:17.959
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, there's literally something wrong. Touched your elbows.

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't want to do that.

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 2>You know who else gives into the mail gaze Lady was.

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Saying, Forriah Carey, you're gonna make a joke.

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.159
<v Speaker 2>No, I think she kind of she she tolerates them,

0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 2>and she knows that she that they pay her bills.

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 2>But you know she's she's not fully in support. But Gaga,

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean she enables them very much. So oh, well,

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 2>we won't allow Gaga slander and this. I don't know,

0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm in love with her, but she definitely enables them.

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Is gay? That's the craziest. Yeah, Gaga is gay baiting

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:56.439
<v Speaker 2>just as much as I'm straight baiting, just as much

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 2>as Harry.

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 1>As much as you are gay baiting as.

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Men does a straight bit and I don't get for me.

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Come for me, bitch is a straight straight baiting Uh

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:11.679
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe, I mean it's a tough journey, you know,

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.360
<v Speaker 2>and who knows.

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 1>When me and Drew went to the suicide center for

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 1>a Valentine we were having romantic troubles on Valentine's Day

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:32.680
<v Speaker 1>and that listen, both of our bays were acting up

0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:34.440
<v Speaker 1>and we were like, no, I can't do.

0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Literally actively trying to kill me and I'm not exaggerating,

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>like trying to run me over with his car.

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 1>So we were literally having the worst Valentine's Day ever.

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 1>And then we were like, should we just go on

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 1>a date to Malibu together and not Malibu to Nobu?

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 1>So we went to Nobu together, but on the way there,

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>we passed the like what is it's like the suicide

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Prevention Center, and we stopped and took photos of each

0:28:58.920 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 1>other in front.

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Of it, after crying, like after.

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Crying listening to Bluebeard by Cocktails.

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Wait, when was this?

0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 1>This is twenty twenty? Why we weren't friends with you anymore?

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you call me and say, hey, I'm going

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 2>through a really rough time, because this is how you

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 2>would have reacted. No, No, Josiah is a very good person.

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't like to show it online, but he's really

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>a sweetheart and he gives a lot of himself, maybe

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 2>too much of himself, to the people around him. And

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 2>it's really beautiful to see. But I hope he's okay inside.

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. But that's really sweet.

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I just say, Drew, and what are you guys gonna

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>do now? Kiss or something?

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 2>You guys have any fucking questions for me or what?

0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm a guest. I saw how you treated that fucking

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Barbara girl.

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 1>What's crazy? We didn't ask Barbie a single question? All right?

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, here come ask me a question. What's the question

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>you always want to ask me but you never do

0:29:58.800 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 2>because I know you have a.

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 1>When you write music?

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Who are you your mother?

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh? So we had to switch to iPhone and I

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 1>know that's gonna be really upsetting for a lot of

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>you camera techie nerds out there. We're like, I love

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>this video, but I just wish it looked better.

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 2>And Drew, that was so sweet. What what you said.

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.959
<v Speaker 2>I hope you weren't just saying it for the camera.

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 2>They're being audio footage that day because the camera the

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 2>audio is recording there. Wait wait, do that for the camera.

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Without saying it, and now show we are true performers, guys,

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>We are entertainers that had tools.

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's your

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>question for me? When I'm banging your mama? How does

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 2>it make you feel yourself go fuck your mother? How much?

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Am I? So?

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Wait wait, wait, wait, because we need to analyze this.

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Banging your mama like fucking your mom, having sex with

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>your mom, your mom, stinky pussy, all of that has

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>gotten so like lacking in reaction that now you're saying

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>fuck your mother, your mother, Like that's pushing it.

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 2>It's really crazy.

0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I know what you have to say. When you were

0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>playing Fortnite with your nephew, When you're playing Fortnite.

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 2>With joined Andrew cursed him out. Yeah, yeah, so we

0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 2>were we were playing We were playing Fortnite the other day.

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 2>It was like the first time I played Fortnite so

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking long, What the hell is that supposed to?

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm so sorry, and he's just very but

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>we were playing for I was playing Fortnite for the

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 2>first time in a very long time, and like we

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 2>have a full squad going and like it's really fun.

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Then and your joins in. One of our squad members

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 2>leave and we're like waiting in the loading bay for

0:31:56.200 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 2>like everybody to already up and change your character, and

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:05.760
<v Speaker 2>then this random fucking character joins and then like gamer

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 2>man game gamer man joins and then poofs like immediately

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 2>like fucking leaves, and then we're like we were like,

0:32:14.040 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck is that? Gamer Man joins back, and

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 2>everyone's who.

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>The fuck is that?

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Get the fuck out of here, like stop spying on you,

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.719
<v Speaker 2>freak bitch, and then like all of a sudden, you

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:27.160
<v Speaker 2>hear this like like this ringing. And then I looked

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 2>down in the chat log after we cuss this person

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:32.280
<v Speaker 2>out and my nephew's like, hey, Drew, it's me, Like

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 2>it's Maddix, Like I'm so sorry for joining you, and

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 2>so I like feel so bad. We blew up. It

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 2>was O d it was crazy we blew up on

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 2>this eleven year.

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:45.719
<v Speaker 1>I thought like we were like someone was trolling us,

0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:47.360
<v Speaker 1>that's what I stop it.

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 2>And like there was like this crazy ringing coming from

0:32:50.040 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 2>the mic too. It was really just an awful situation

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:58.160
<v Speaker 2>all around. The ring yeah no, and then I like

0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>the next day was like that night, I was like, hey,

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:02.680
<v Speaker 2>he text me when, like you want to play tomorrow,

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like free. After seven, it like was like nine,

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 2>and we hopped on together and we started playing like

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>a parkour game or something like that, a death run

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:16.640
<v Speaker 2>on Fortnite, and like he he's like I tell him

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:18.600
<v Speaker 2>like all the time. I'm like, Maddox cuss for me

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 2>because he's so funny hearing a toddler cuss and I

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:23.479
<v Speaker 2>just make him cuss. And like a year ago, he

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 2>was petrified, like he would not do it. It was

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>like not chill for him.

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 1>And my little brother still won't like curse if I

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>asked him to.

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And now like he just cusses on his own.

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 2>And it like took him a second to get into

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 2>it because he'd start with like juh and he just

0:33:38.680 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>starts saying shing like that. But then like near the end,

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 2>like I was like, okay, I have like one more

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 2>attempted me and then I'll go like he like missed

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 2>a jump and what did he say?

0:33:47.920 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, dude, he literally was like uh he was

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>like oh my my fucking big tits.

0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like, oh my fucking big tits. My

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 2>big fucking tits are bouncing around, my big fucking tits.

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 2>And I was like what and he was like, dude,

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 2>my balls are bouncing around and my ass and ship.

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, Maddix, what are you fucking saying? Balls

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 2>are bouncing around in my ass?

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, what, He's like, my balls are jiggling,

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 2>my tits are jiggling, and like this is coming out

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:13.640
<v Speaker 2>of a toddler.

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Something like he's never spoken like that ever.

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 2>No, it was crazy, and I was like, oh my god, wait,

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 2>you're like a boy who has boyfriends and you behave

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:23.279
<v Speaker 2>just like every other like.

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Boy he has boyfriends, he has a boyfriend.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, twenty three hello.

0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Like what, no way, I was gonna say this thing.

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to keep it in if it makes you,

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.880
<v Speaker 1>like feel funny. But it was really funny because you

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 1>were like, you put the mic off and you're like, dude,

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I literally keep wanting to be like, oh I'm gonna

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:45.720
<v Speaker 1>bang your mom.

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah yeah, but your mom is his his

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 2>mom is my sister. And I was just like because

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like literally in my vocabulary like anybody that I

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 2>talked to him, just like I'm banging your mama from

0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:59.479
<v Speaker 2>the back Cooper style, like, and my penis is covered

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:04.279
<v Speaker 2>in poopy like because I'm so much And I was

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 2>trying to say that to Maddix, but he's my nephew,

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:09.480
<v Speaker 2>which means his mother is my sister.

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're really fucking weird for that, Texas.

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, gamer Man is literally Marvel's new tech heavy superhero.

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Is that real?

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 2>No? But I imagine fuck you.

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>But you know when you like tug on a seatbelt

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>too much and then it like locks you read and

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>I literally feel like I'm being like constricted the killer and.

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get like literally, I'm gonna get murdered, and

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 2>your new name is Boa constrictor Okay, Kanye West, Kanye

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 2>West is jacking my swag on a biblical level, like

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 2>this is it's another level of swagger jacking. And like

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:56.839
<v Speaker 2>I can't go into too much detail, but this motherfucker

0:35:57.320 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 2>is tapped into my wavelength, into my consciousness and I

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 2>thought ether my thought bubble, like it's not chill the

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 2>way he jacks everything that I fucking do. Wait did

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:11.759
<v Speaker 2>he start hetting? Men? I don't even know what I'm saying.

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 2>What you're saying that he was jacking your swag. Oh yeah,

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 2>he's like jacking me off.

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Wait is that what you were getting?

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Dude, Me and Kanye like ever since that fucking concert, y'all,

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not kidding, he blows up my and then okay,

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:30.880
<v Speaker 2>he hits it and then quits it, like he'll bang

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 2>me and then not text me back and block my

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:35.359
<v Speaker 2>number for like three months, and then somehow I think

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 2>he fucking stalks me where he's hiring people to fucking

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 2>stalk me because he jacks all of my thoughts and ideas. Basically,

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 2>he stole the card that I wanted to get, and

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 2>then also he wait, and then also he that chair

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 2>that I said on every day that I covered in foam,

0:36:57.719 --> 0:37:00.240
<v Speaker 2>He stole that idea from me too. I literally cannot

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>see out of this car right now, Like how do

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 2>you make it blow out?

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:02.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 2>How do I make you blow.

0:37:06.640 --> 0:37:08.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what I always say. I'm like, how do I

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:09.359
<v Speaker 1>get through to Enya?

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 2>What's your question for me?

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh? My question for you is when will you be

0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 1>finally exiting out of my life? And whether that is

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.400
<v Speaker 1>on purpose or by fatal accident? Right now.

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:22.319
<v Speaker 2>And drew the car.

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a fucking question for you.

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:31.720
<v Speaker 2>When was the first time you found love with your mother?

0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:37.879
<v Speaker 2>What is your favorite color orange? Where do you live?

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Your mother's vagina? How many kids do you want? Am

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I going to say vagina here? No, you have to

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 2>say budgina because vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Vagina, creation about vagina. You have to bleep it.

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>But vagina consciously, just make it so you say vagina.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Wait said consciously? Could I say vaginana? Yes? Oh you

0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 2>want to get in there, my little vaginana. Let's say

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 2>if I know to you right now this is unbearable

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 2>and like unlistenable and like not chill, But this is

0:38:09.120 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding how we actually speak to you. Do

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 2>you want the real thing?

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Guys? Literally water into my happy meal just because.

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Vagiana Grande Ariola Grimbley. Wait, guys, no, listen, listen, listen.

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 2>We have Vagiana Grande and Ariola Grimbley. Who's Ariola Grimbley.

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:30.800
<v Speaker 2>It's Ariana Grande's sister.

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.760
<v Speaker 1>You think that you say.

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:40.279
<v Speaker 2>We got Ariana grand Wait, we got Vaggiana Grande and

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Ariola Grimbley. But wait, do you remember Baldy Irish? Yeah,

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Baldi Irish is my alter ego guys, Okay, so baldy

0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Irish is Billie Eilish's younger sister. Who is I? And

0:38:56.719 --> 0:39:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bald man who's Irish? Wait? What about this?

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Selena Gome is his sister Marina Gomes or wait, hold on,

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:14.439
<v Speaker 2>hold on, hold on fumbled? Serena Williams Serene the pillars pillar?

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.479
<v Speaker 2>All right, okay, Fridays are great.

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.240
<v Speaker 1>What are you saying that happened?

0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Oh, okay, so I forgot about so bad. We'll

0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 2>talked about Harley Davidson. We haven't talked about Harley Davidson

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:37.720
<v Speaker 2>and Massaman and Massamanandre and Mama Birch.

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 1>This is so funny to me and all of us,

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:45.240
<v Speaker 1>But this means absolutely.

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Like this is this episode sounds

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 2>like it's good because we're laughing our ass off, but

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 2>it means nothing. And everybody's already they've already tuned out

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 2>of this episode. Guys, wait, let me make it so

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 2>that this episode hits the algorithm reque this because.

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.160
<v Speaker 1>We share the mics and I want to make sure

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>you guys got it.

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Wait, let me let me make sure that this hits.

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:06.520
<v Speaker 2>This video is gonna hit the algorithm real quick. Today,

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm giving away a million dollars, like and subscribe for

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 2>a billion dollars. How much Yourenna bet he's gonna get

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 2>a million views? I will bet a bit. I'm not

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 2>joking a billion dollars. If this doesn't get a billion views.

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 1>A million views, you joking say that you thought it

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:26.600
<v Speaker 1>would it, but yeah, you know, and I'm not believing yourself.

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 1>That's what you guys learned here.

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Guys. If this video gets a million views, I straight

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 2>up I'm not exaggerating, I will twerk my ass bear

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter for free, like not even on some like OnlyFans,

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 2>and then we will be hosting the torquaiton. Yeah, the

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>tork off comment down below.

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let me explain first. So all these random

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:47.399
<v Speaker 1>names that we.

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Said, Jozie, we got, Highlot, Jones, Mana, Massandra, Harley, David.

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:52.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to give all of them away because

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I hold them s. Yeah, those are the three we

0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 1>have our people who are like just like these made

0:40:58.040 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 1>up people who we just made up. They all have

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:02.719
<v Speaker 1>different names and the seriously, so.

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:07.720
<v Speaker 2>What Laurel and Yanny though, Yeah, well it's.

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Supposed to be real people. That was just like, which

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 1>do you hear.

0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Laurel twice, Laurel and Yanny. You just said Laurel Laurel.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.160
<v Speaker 2>I know it sucks, but Laurel and Yanny are the

0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 2>twin siblings of Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones. Yeah, they

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 2>had kids together, and then Harley Davidson and Mama Bertram

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 2>split up, and Pilot Jones and Manama Sondra now together.

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:37.680
<v Speaker 2>And it's really so Mama Bertram killed herself.

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.439
<v Speaker 1>Sondre used to be really close to Mama Bertram. Yeah,

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:42.560
<v Speaker 1>and when she found out they got together, she literally

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:43.400
<v Speaker 1>committed suicide.

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 2>It was yeah, Mamma Bertram jumped off a bridge or something.

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 2>And Laurel Yanny like, saw, I don't even remember what

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 2>we did, like come up with this ship a story

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 2>for them?

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it's not. You don't come up with it.

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 1>That's just like it. I mean, see, that's what's really happened.

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:00.719
<v Speaker 1>People gossip about what happens just because becomes and it's

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:03.960
<v Speaker 1>not somebody's actual problems. It just becomes like gossip and

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:06.439
<v Speaker 1>it's like, this isn't a story to tell, this is real.

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, guys, wait, you do like a really serious

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:12.240
<v Speaker 2>sad moment where like they clip it and put it

0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:15.640
<v Speaker 2>over like kid or Radiohead or something, and it's like yeah,

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:19.759
<v Speaker 2>and then you say, stop treating me like this or no,

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean more like like a depression conversation like that

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 2>was embarrassing. I just did. So sometimes you get so

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 2>comfortable in your sadness that like it's really hard to

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:35.879
<v Speaker 2>get out of, and you find this space in your

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 2>life where you just want to exist in it, and

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:41.240
<v Speaker 2>then you start banging just as Mom shut the fuck

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 2>up and she squirt you.

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Need to put this light off because you look so funny.

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:47.520
<v Speaker 2>You guys have an idea.

0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>That it's really not funny. You like killed it. It's crazy.

0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I know I killed it. Think you think I killed it? Yeah? Wait,

0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>would you suck dick for a million?

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Five minutes? When I said suck dick for five million dollars,

0:43:03.520 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I would suck dick for free?

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Who's oh? Yeah? Now you want to know the Withers,

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, Bill Withers.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who that is.

0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So if we got in a car crash and

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 2>all three died right.

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Now, we died laughing and loving, I.

0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:26.319
<v Speaker 2>Would be so happy. I would be content at this

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:28.440
<v Speaker 2>moment actually saying good night.

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 1>It's fun for me because I'm a little baby and

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:37.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't take much. But there are moments where that

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I remember that I'm not only on camera, but I

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 1>am on audio, and I think I sound like I

0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:47.640
<v Speaker 1>have two brain cells left and I can't make any

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:49.759
<v Speaker 1>funny jokes. But I find everything really funny, and then

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 1>that's embarrassing. I feel like this video insect the video

0:43:55.320 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 1>of the girl doing her slam poetry. I wanted to end.

0:43:58.600 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to end.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Want to end.

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Please, I want the eyes gone.

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Stop watching me, Stop controlling me, kill me, kill me, kill.

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Me, end it for me, Save me from this fate

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 1>of no control. Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms.

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Please please.

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I like keep making jokes at art landing.

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm the new and yeah, if it makes you feel

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:26.800
<v Speaker 2>any better, I feel that way. Sober twenty four to seven.

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I literally didn't ask them. That's okay.

0:44:30.760 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 2>You see her? Did you see that woman? She was

0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:38.319
<v Speaker 2>riding a bike and she had her arms crossed and

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 2>she was just riding down the street.

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, she literally fucking midnight, go home.

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 2>I can ride my bike with no handle wars vibe.

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:49.319
<v Speaker 2>I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handle bars,

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:53.759
<v Speaker 2>my eyes, no handlebars, a A, I can ride my bike. No,

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:57.319
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, it's escaped me. It's gone. I need

0:44:57.360 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 2>to take more when we go home because it's not

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 2>here anymore.

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:04.280
<v Speaker 1>You're freaking out, though, weird like you're saying, like I'm.

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Not Let's just say the English language escapes me.

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.360
<v Speaker 1>People will be like, I'm not high anymore. Ten minutes

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:10.920
<v Speaker 1>later he's gonna be freaking out.

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you know the feelings. We've all been there.

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Guys, tell me, do I look like more of a

0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:22.160
<v Speaker 2>man or more of a twink? Now with twink Josiah said,

0:45:22.160 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I look more twinky.

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that.

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait till you see what's one of those clothes.

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 2>He's not okay for real though, for real though, he's

0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:35.759
<v Speaker 2>packing that thing swang all right.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:37.480
<v Speaker 1>You know what's annoying is all my notes are on

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:39.399
<v Speaker 1>my phone and I keep like reaching down to look

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 1>at my notes, and then I'm like, oh.

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I have some notes. You actually you want to have a.

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Real sad conversation is at the gym. I've been freaking

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>out and fully like disassociating from my life. But I've

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.160
<v Speaker 1>said it so many times that like is it real?

0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Because I can like recognize that I'm not living in

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the moment and that everything happens in a blur, and

0:45:58.000 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 1>then six months later, I'm like, I wish I'm still

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 1>that happy, even though I wasn't really that happy. I

0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>was just I can't live in the moment I'm living in.

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 1>But at the gym after a class, I went to

0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 1>the treadmills and I was really kind of freaking out

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:10.799
<v Speaker 1>and I literally had to look around and I looked

0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 1>at the treadmills and very seriously thought, this is okay

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 1>because I could come back here in a week, in

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:19.959
<v Speaker 1>two weeks, in six months, and these treadmills will.

0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Still be here. You literally called grounding yourself, and that's

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:24.560
<v Speaker 2>like a technique they teach in therapy.

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:29.440
<v Speaker 1>But doing that in an equinox to treadmills felt really crazy,

0:46:29.640 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm looking at like some of the sexiest people

0:46:32.239 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 1>ever with nothing else to do.

0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 3>Myself included hello, I'm me, me working out too, and

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 3>me as well, Okay, wow, that's just like, why are

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 3>you the only one that gets to have sex appeal me?

0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Because I am sexy? You get sex appeal when you're

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:50.440
<v Speaker 1>sexy on Amazon?

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't even know what Amazon is, Like you

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:56.560
<v Speaker 2>would know what that is. I'm sure you're an Amazon expert,

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.360
<v Speaker 2>but what is Amazon? What is Amazon? On Amazon?

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Donald's? Oh, I'm sure you were a McDonald's fanatic and

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:04.880
<v Speaker 1>you always eat there, but I've never.

0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Been there the McDonald's app. You sound like a McDonald's

0:47:07.920 --> 0:47:13.640
<v Speaker 2>app expert. You probably gone that a lot, don't you.

0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>You do his voice really good?

0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 2>That is like like genuinely the English language escapes you,

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Like, but like I'm like,

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I know, I know for real, but like,

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 2>have you ever seen me try to read a line

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:33.839
<v Speaker 2>like Drew can't read No? It's like it's so real,

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.719
<v Speaker 2>y'all y'all think it's a bit but like genuinely, like

0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 2>it's not that I can't read, but if you need

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 2>me to recite something like no, like it does not work.

0:47:42.640 --> 0:47:45.160
<v Speaker 2>There's like a short circuit in my brain. Like it's

0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:46.720
<v Speaker 2>really can he spell either?

0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I will say, Like, it is really hard when someone

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 1>says something for you to say and to repeat it

0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:55.279
<v Speaker 1>back exactly the same. Like I feel like a lot

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:57.239
<v Speaker 1>of people have struggles with that because I do too.

0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Actors deserve a lot of people like I have struggles too,

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.880
<v Speaker 1>and I find it hard to do things that you

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:05.880
<v Speaker 1>guys find hard to do.

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:12.160
<v Speaker 2>The trigger We ain't nobody gonna do it for you?

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Should we talking about your old drug race? That's too

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 2>much to explain it.

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't want the people to know like that's our thing.

0:48:19.120 --> 0:48:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, I've talked about it. I'm gonna I

0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 2>talked about it on a Billion Jean.

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>She's still there, She's still Oh no, that was she

0:48:26.280 --> 0:48:27.799
<v Speaker 1>was on a bird scooter, but I thought that was

0:48:27.840 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 1>the bicycling lady. She's literally still going around the book.

0:48:32.640 --> 0:48:33.319
<v Speaker 1>Then go for it.

0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Favorite Nikky song? Go U favorite Monster Megatron?

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:43.520
<v Speaker 1>That is not your favorite?

0:48:43.800 --> 0:48:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is?

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I say that like I didn't just say that my

0:48:47.200 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 1>favorite is literally her song with Meek Mill.

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And Drew didn't just say a feature. I just

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:55.279
<v Speaker 2>want to be a pa Okay, but that you have

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 2>to admit. Though she ate everyone else on that song,

0:48:57.920 --> 0:49:02.440
<v Speaker 2>that feature in Monster is probably the greatest feature of

0:49:02.560 --> 0:49:05.600
<v Speaker 2>all time in any song period. And I'm not exaggerating.

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Apparently jay Z heard her verse and then went and

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 2>re recorded his I'm not joking.

0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh there's a raccoons and he ran into the sewer

0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 3>and killed himself.

0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you better watch out for penny Wise. But Drew,

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:33.520
<v Speaker 2>I love you me names and yeah, I love you too.

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I love you, Drew, I love you. I love you

0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Drew saying Drew. And I think there's Drudy.

0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have to call my drooper, and then it's

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Drew who picks you?

0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you guys want to? I have to. I'm gonna

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:51.400
<v Speaker 2>play some I'm gonna play some call of Drudy. Then

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call my drewer because I have to go

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 2>to Judge Drudy's court room because I committed a dream.

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Let's drive on the wrong side of the road for

0:50:02.680 --> 0:50:05.560
<v Speaker 2>ten minutes and see if anybody on the wrong side

0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:07.800
<v Speaker 2>of the road chat and you're do it. You won't

0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 2>out on the main road.

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 1>You won't.

0:50:09.320 --> 0:50:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I literally won't. I don't know what you're saying that.

0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't want him to.

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 2>And I don't even do those Hollywood as stops, like

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally go all the way through the stop signs,

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Like I mean, I stopped all the way at the

0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 2>stop signs. Guys. It's crazy how we're literally almost to Vegas.

0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 1>We've literally we've been driving to Vegas this whole time

0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>because Drew said that he just needs an escape in

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 1>a hotel room. But he's going to get his own

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:36.640
<v Speaker 1>hotel room and put me and Josiah in a smaller,

0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:41.200
<v Speaker 1>cheaper motel down the road because he said that he

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:44.360
<v Speaker 1>has to get things done. No tell us what he

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:45.880
<v Speaker 1>has to get done with.

0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Me and him are staying in the nice hotel. You're

0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:52.719
<v Speaker 2>staying in the in the thing in the Who is that?

0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Who is that? Across the street. There's a lot of

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 2>scared people sitting on their stoops out tonight. And it's

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 2>eleven thirty and it's really late. I'm not joking Thursday.

0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 1>It's eleven Thursday. Okay.

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 2>This is the biggest platform that I've had in a

0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 2>little bit. I know a lot of people are listening.

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh can you put it up real quick because I

0:51:16.400 --> 0:51:17.279
<v Speaker 2>got something to say.

0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm working on it.

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here's my platform to my father. If you're out

0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 2>there and you hear this, please come back immediately. Things

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:39.759
<v Speaker 2>have gone to ship. I mean, look at me. I

0:51:39.800 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>look like Jeffrey and I talk like fucking I don't know. Yeah,

0:51:46.640 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 2>something is seriously, come eat immediately, Jose he heard that

0:51:57.600 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 2>and ran further. You know, on tour, I was thinking

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 2>about hanging myself like every night, and I was like, imagine, oh, wow,

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:11.879
<v Speaker 2>you sound like not hanging yourself expert. That would never

0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 2>be me.

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 1>No, I like, you have suicidal ideation all the time

0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:17.759
<v Speaker 1>and you don't act on it. Oh I couldn't. That

0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:18.400
<v Speaker 1>couldn't be me.

0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Well no, yeah, I do want to kill myself on

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 2>tour sometimes, but I wanted to do it for the

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:25.680
<v Speaker 2>gag of it. Like we were playing a venue with

0:52:25.760 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 2>curtains and I was like, dude, imagine if the curtains

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:30.840
<v Speaker 2>open at the beginning of the show and it's just

0:52:31.840 --> 0:52:34.720
<v Speaker 2>hanging there. That's so not funny.

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:36.360
<v Speaker 1>You're just there because.

0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 2>I tell them. I'm like, guys, I have to go

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.440
<v Speaker 2>do something solo on stage real quick. Please stay backstage,

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Like just trust me, it's not funny. Oh my god.

0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 2>But I wouldn't actually do it. Yeah, I want to

0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:50.399
<v Speaker 2>see things, you know. I want to go to Europe more.

0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I want to have a kid or something. Dude, you

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 2>know what I ironically actually want to do. And I'm like,

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:58.239
<v Speaker 2>this isn't a joke. Have a kid. Is banging Josi

0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.240
<v Speaker 2>as Mama for style in her butthole with my poopoo

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 2>is penis, and you poopoo my penis. That's what you

0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:08.279
<v Speaker 2>just said, having a mirror in front of me. No, actually,

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 2>what is something you and ironically want to do in

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:19.320
<v Speaker 2>your life? It got deep, It can't be real. Huh

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 2>do you want kids to say? Of course, I want

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:24.719
<v Speaker 2>to only too, because I don't want a damn middle child.

0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:28.000
<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to only boy girl. Okay, I

0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:33.040
<v Speaker 2>want an older sister, the older sister, younger brother. It is,

0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 2>and like I don't want a fucking middle child because

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look at ya pretty right now. I want

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:40.279
<v Speaker 2>to go live there. And then I don't know, you're

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:41.120
<v Speaker 2>the oldest.

0:53:40.840 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Huh, I am in the middle.

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:45.359
<v Speaker 2>You are the middle. Yeah, look at Enya. And then

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't want an only child because I'm not going

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 2>to say that I'm the youngest by a very long time.

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 2>She was honestly nice growing up with a bunch of

0:53:57.600 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 2>older siblings. And also I had a and sister the

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 2>same age as me, so I feel like I had

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 2>like a really really ideal situation because like my brothers

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 2>have already gone through like school, and my mom was

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:12.440
<v Speaker 2>like in PTO and all that shit, so like basically,

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:15.520
<v Speaker 2>which like the only reason kids are popular in school

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:17.759
<v Speaker 2>is because their parents are popular in the community, and

0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:20.920
<v Speaker 2>that's truly the only reason why. Like I was a

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:22.960
<v Speaker 2>big fucking loser, but the only reason I had friends

0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:26.880
<v Speaker 2>was because my mom had friends who had kids who

0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:32.439
<v Speaker 2>also went to the same school as me. But uh,

0:54:32.800 --> 0:54:35.439
<v Speaker 2>what was I saying? Yes, I had it really great.

0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 2>And I saw a video of my oldest sister today

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:42.960
<v Speaker 2>or not today but earlier this week, of her like

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:46.600
<v Speaker 2>living her life in two thousand and eight, two thousand

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:49.319
<v Speaker 2>and nine, and two thousand and seven era, and it

0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:52.040
<v Speaker 2>literally brought tears to my eye because like when I

0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 2>was like sentient at that age, I didn't fully understand

0:54:57.200 --> 0:55:00.680
<v Speaker 2>like what it meant to be like a sixteen seventeen,

0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 2>eighteen year old and like how rowdy it was, and

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I was just like a literal child, and like I

0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:09.640
<v Speaker 2>always saw my older sister as like bad because she

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:11.319
<v Speaker 2>was doing bad things. But then like I got to

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:13.919
<v Speaker 2>that age and I was like just as bad, if

0:55:13.920 --> 0:55:16.759
<v Speaker 2>not probably one hundred thousand percent worse, because I was

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 2>literally doing like hard drugs like a psychopath. But Uh.

0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:25.719
<v Speaker 2>It was just really like cool to see her like

0:55:26.239 --> 0:55:29.120
<v Speaker 2>being a kid and then like now she has three

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:31.040
<v Speaker 2>kids of her own. And also there was a razor

0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 2>in the fucking video, like the raizor phone and they

0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:36.520
<v Speaker 2>were filming on one, and it was just so crazy

0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:37.719
<v Speaker 2>to see there was real.

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:39.600
<v Speaker 1>But that being said, does that mean you would want

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:41.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of kids with like an age?

0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 2>I I don't know, Like I really loved growing up

0:55:46.320 --> 0:55:48.400
<v Speaker 2>in a big family, Like I loved having a bunch

0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:52.440
<v Speaker 2>of siblings. This is actually so I too, So it's

0:55:52.440 --> 0:55:56.320
<v Speaker 2>like weird, But I like grew up in a family

0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:59.600
<v Speaker 2>of a lot of fucking kids. One of them is

0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 2>dead now, okay.

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:03.680
<v Speaker 1>But you've been lying about that.

0:56:03.719 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 2>So don't tell them that. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 2>tell them that. But I probably do want a lot

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:15.800
<v Speaker 2>of kids, Like but I think four is like the max.

0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 2>But like, yeah, here I.

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Go, like im they're so drunk walking home out of

0:56:21.600 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>this bar. It's like a little old duo.

0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Bathe myself, Like here I go having six kids and

0:56:30.600 --> 0:56:33.440
<v Speaker 2>like I'm not how my parents fucking did that ship?

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Like that is not.

0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Like I've been coffee with my mouth open.

0:56:38.440 --> 0:56:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I know I don't know how. My mom also

0:56:40.400 --> 0:56:42.839
<v Speaker 2>had six kids, and that's not something we talk about enough.

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Is that me and Drew come from six kid families,

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:49.520
<v Speaker 2>both of us, and it's like almost identically.

0:56:49.680 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I come from five, so like one doesn't

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:52.960
<v Speaker 1>make that big of a difference.

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:55.880
<v Speaker 2>It does, trust me, it really that's funny.

0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:57.839
<v Speaker 1>Because it doesn't seem like it does.

0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you are being so shady right now.

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm being caddy. I'm being Caddy forgetting trauma.

0:57:04.400 --> 0:57:08.160
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gooding. Do you know what actually is like

0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 2>a lot different though, is when I decided no, no.

0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I grew up begging your mom.

0:57:15.239 --> 0:57:18.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I was gonna say what. I decided to bang

0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:25.919
<v Speaker 2>Josiah's mama. But here's the real thing is that Drew

0:57:26.000 --> 0:57:28.920
<v Speaker 2>took three shots before we left. Just that I don't.

0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Even so crazy.

0:57:30.800 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 2>That is one thing that I don't joke about. Okay,

0:57:34.760 --> 0:57:38.880
<v Speaker 2>I do not die from I don't cauck with drunk driving,

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:42.680
<v Speaker 2>and I don't I don't fuck with bus driving. I

0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:45.920
<v Speaker 2>don't fuck with one beer driving. I don't fuck with

0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:49.200
<v Speaker 2>one sip of alcohol driving. If you have alcohol in

0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:51.640
<v Speaker 2>your system and you are behind the wheel, you are

0:57:51.680 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 2>making an active choice to kill other people. You are

0:57:56.000 --> 0:57:58.680
<v Speaker 2>a villain. You're an evil person, and I'm sorry if

0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 2>you don't have a ride home, leap in your fucking car,

0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:03.680
<v Speaker 2>calling uber, call a homie, do what you gotta do,

0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:06.560
<v Speaker 2>but do not fucking drive. And I literally don't play

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:10.880
<v Speaker 2>with that ship me neither, but very true. Yeah, I agree.

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Should we end the episode because we're like so far? Yes,

0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>because we have uh thirty minutes here? Yeah, we have

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:23.520
<v Speaker 1>like a bunch all right, Well that was the episode,

0:58:23.760 --> 0:58:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much.

0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Wait, we gotta do media.

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we have. I always forget media. It's actually

0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 1>crazy because my phone is up there.

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Media is the podcast billion Uh huh.

0:58:38.160 --> 0:58:39.960
<v Speaker 1>That would never be my media.

0:58:40.200 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you actually told me that today. She said,

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:44.080
<v Speaker 2>I've never listened to a full episode of that.

0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Well I just sneezed in my necker. Yeah, oh, Drew,

0:58:47.120 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 1>because you listen to all the episodes.

0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:50.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't listen to all of them, but I do listen.

0:58:50.880 --> 0:58:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Have you actually listened.

0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I've never listened to a full episode of Emergency And.

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:56.480
<v Speaker 1>You said you have it.

0:58:56.800 --> 0:59:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I have not, okay, because I was lying, because yeah,

0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:02.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean no, that would be insane if we were

0:59:02.240 --> 0:59:04.439
<v Speaker 2>listening to each other's podcast. I want to hear it.

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>It would be even weirder if I was sitting in

0:59:06.520 --> 0:59:09.120
<v Speaker 1>bed and you guys heard your podcast playing and you

0:59:09.160 --> 0:59:12.800
<v Speaker 1>put your head to the door and my bed was like, okay.

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:14.520
<v Speaker 2>I actually did see your wing on your bed today,

0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:18.040
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, actually, and you have had

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:20.160
<v Speaker 2>that thing on your bed for like weeks now. And

0:59:20.200 --> 0:59:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking, Like every time I go in your room,

0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:24.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like in a different place too. It's using it.

0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:27.600
<v Speaker 2>It's scary. It's like either beside your pillow or underneath

0:59:27.600 --> 0:59:28.000
<v Speaker 2>your beds.

0:59:28.000 --> 0:59:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna explain myself. I actually haven't been using it.

0:59:31.080 --> 0:59:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I've been very strong, and I swear on my mother's

0:59:33.680 --> 0:59:36.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking earn I haven't been using it. About that. But

0:59:37.680 --> 0:59:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I used to hide it between the head the fireplace

0:59:41.880 --> 0:59:43.760
<v Speaker 1>and my mattress when my mattress was on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I did want to use it. It was easy access, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like putting it in that cabinet because it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to open when I just want to like grab it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've just been hiding it under my back pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>But then when I'm moving my pillows around and go

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep, I'm like feeling a little nudge and I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my fucking god, and then I just knock it

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<v Speaker 1>to the and then I make my bed and it's there,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're cutting this out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're not, actually, And you guess what I think

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<v Speaker 2>that you should use your fingers like a real man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my take.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's funny because that's actually what I say

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<v Speaker 1>to your mom when she's finger blasting me in your

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<v Speaker 1>car and fucking smells like squirre and piss, And it's because.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and your mom are banging. Let me hit that

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<v Speaker 2>prostigsee with my finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well my media from what I can recall, Pulse.

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<v Speaker 2>With by Aphex Twin and your yours is Billy and Gene.

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<v Speaker 1>No mine is Hello, It's me by Todd Grinn. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say his name, Grin. And then there's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Song Blues by Kid Kala.

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<v Speaker 1>Canic Chase by Labby. I can't say his latame.

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<v Speaker 2>Either, c O it's you Parallel Universe four Hero that's

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<v Speaker 2>a deep jungle cut. And if you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you don't know, get learned, because that shit

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<v Speaker 2>is rare as fuck. And they just put it on Spotify,

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<v Speaker 2>and You're lucky because I had to do some fucking

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<v Speaker 2>digging to listen to that album in twenty eighteen, and

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<v Speaker 2>then Lumerans by Yeve's tumor, who is also did you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's eighty six years old?

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<v Speaker 1>He's eighty four?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I get to do my do your men before?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna actually say something real? Because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you said anything real leastsion.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's honestly though, I was looking through my Spotify

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I'm writing right now, which means

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<v Speaker 2>like my Spotify is just full of shit that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want anybody knowing because like I'm about to steal

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't want them to steal it first, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know. I'm gonna say, watch Lobby. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>is fair when you're living in the city. What is

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<v Speaker 2>that I try and called quest? That's a song?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't know that song.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my song. I'm doing one fucking song and the

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<v Speaker 2>movie big.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for watching. It

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<v Speaker 1>has been an absolute pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm literally giving Why down't we with

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<v Speaker 2>my hair? Rais