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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency InterCall at at

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Speaker 1: night at night. Hey, sorry, my car's freaking out. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have Josiah here with us today. Also, we're going

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Speaker 1: to McDonald's. If you don't know, we have a series.

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Speaker 1: Calling it a series is a really brave like thing.

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Speaker 1: That's the bravest thing I've ever.

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Speaker 2: Said, episodes of a series that we've just can you

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Speaker 2: turn your light on?

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Speaker 1: Hello, that's bad lighting midnight. But we have like a

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Speaker 1: thing we've done twice on YouTube called midnight at McDonald's,

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Speaker 1: And we thought, why not do that again.

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Speaker 2: Spice it up a little bit because it's been the

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Speaker 2: same thing over and over and over again, very monotonous, And.

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Speaker 1: We thought, let's get in the car and go on

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Speaker 1: a ride with our people, like.

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Speaker 2: Because we love a good car episode. Last time we

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Speaker 2: were in the car, I think we got fleet. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh no, we were in Florida with O'Ryan, Josh and Finn.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Benjamin LC tie the whole or not the whole. Also,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a tripod for the camera, so if

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Speaker 1: you're a visual watcher, you were in for a bumpy

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Speaker 1: ride both audio wise and visually because the streets in

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Speaker 1: La are insane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one thing about the Dystopia that needs to

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Speaker 2: be fixed immediately, as the bumpy fucking roads. I've had enough.

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Speaker 2: I've had a fuck enough. And it happened right after

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Speaker 2: we got all that rain, Like the water like seeped

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Speaker 2: in to the ground and just cracked the fucking earth.

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Speaker 2: It's like crazy.

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Speaker 1: It literally destroyed our our land, It destroyed our city.

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Speaker 2: Our city is burning. Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wait, should I tell you all what

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Speaker 1: happened to me when I was in the car earlier? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So before this episode, I went to dinner with friends

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Speaker 1: and lovely lovely friends. And on the way to the dinner,

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Speaker 1: I was driving and I saw this tesla behind me.

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Speaker 1: For a while, it was like a white tesla.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a white tesla either.

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Speaker 1: Joe was there, No, I wasn't, He says, it was

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Speaker 1: a white Hi, guys, where am I? But but okay,

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Speaker 1: So I pull up to this light and this tesla

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Speaker 1: behind me skirts to the side of me, and I

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Speaker 1: felt his eyes staring at me. I am the annoying

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Speaker 1: person that drives with my windows down and I like

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Speaker 1: listen to music and I'm like I guess it's like,

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Speaker 1: so look right now. But I felt someone absolutely staring

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Speaker 1: at me for once, and I I nearly felt it.

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Speaker 1: So I looked this guy was looking at me, and

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Speaker 1: then I just like, no, I'm not kidding. It literally

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Speaker 1: was like that, and then I was like, oh, dude, yes,

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Speaker 1: and then I looked away, and then I felt like

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Speaker 1: I felt him staring at me, and when I looked back,

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Speaker 1: he went like this. He looked at me and goes

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Speaker 1: like it was literally like that. It wasn't like this.

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Speaker 2: It was like like, no, listen to this.

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Speaker 1: It's like actually much worse than you think, because it

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Speaker 1: was so embarrassing for him and me because I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I even responded to him. But I looked away.

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Speaker 1: Then he lightly hunked his horn and I looked back

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Speaker 1: and he put his window dad. He was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: where is your man? And I just lied and I

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Speaker 1: was like at home. And then he goes, well, since

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Speaker 1: you're out of the house already, want to go to

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Speaker 1: dinner with me? And then I just the light turned

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Speaker 1: green and I go, no thanks, and then I sped

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Speaker 1: the fuck off and hit another light.

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Speaker 2: Are getting hit on like violently?

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Speaker 1: I know. It was like really crazy and that. But

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Speaker 1: he was so embarrassed that I stopped at the next

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Speaker 1: But what he did and said was go so slow

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Speaker 1: green so he could speed past me and drive away.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, he's right there. Did you guys have bad news?

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Speaker 1: Who the company?

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Speaker 2: Probably the guy behind me, because I'm literally going thirty

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Speaker 2: six miles per hour under because of that happening over

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Speaker 2: and over again. It's crazy. Hey, no, I don't give

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Speaker 2: a fuck at all. It is really fucking late for

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Speaker 2: me right now, and I am so fucking tired, y'all, Like, oh, wait,

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Speaker 2: does McDonald's have I was just driving by to see

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Speaker 2: because we have to fill.

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Speaker 1: Our McDonald's is being destroyed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, literally closed under open. Yes what I'm saying, it's

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Speaker 2: under construction, Like it's I drove past because I really

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Speaker 2: really want the grimest shake so fucking bad, and I

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Speaker 2: came to get it after a long hard day of

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Speaker 2: fucking work.

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Speaker 1: After a long hard day, I'm sitting on your.

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Speaker 2: Phone exactly work. Hello, and this McDonald's was closed is

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Speaker 2: actually crazy?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Josie, you're reacting like there's not eight million per

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Speaker 1: like square foot in America. Like we can find another.

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Speaker 2: Donalds someone napus Josiah Okay, can someone being Josiah mappas.

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Speaker 1: Also, this is my first video being high.

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Speaker 2: Oh are y'all both high?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're both high.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm just fucking I honestly, genuinely, And you

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Speaker 2: don't feel anything. You're all alone. There's no way you

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Speaker 2: were acting like you're acting so weird right now, like

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Speaker 2: you're we're acting so high. It's like literally scaring everybody,

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Speaker 2: like you're.

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Speaker 1: So I'm scaring everybody. You want to see fucking scary.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had a gun and I like pulled

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Speaker 1: out a gun and then I shall.

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Speaker 2: Clare your hand. Why would you do that?

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Speaker 1: It's my fucking car. I can blow holes into the

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Speaker 2: Want, and I blow holes all the time. Hello, Basinga,

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Speaker 2: that's my driving. My new thing is bazinga. Like I

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Speaker 2: created this new thing. It's like bazinga. When I say,

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Speaker 2: like a quid or something funny, there's.

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Speaker 1: A show like that about that. Yes, you always say

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Speaker 1: you're not high, but wait, listen.

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Speaker 2: To it's thing. It's a thing to me.

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Speaker 1: Now, just make it up.

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Speaker 2: After I say something funny. But that's like, so like, wait,

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Speaker 2: before we get into that podcast, I really do want

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Speaker 2: to say thank you guys for having me back. Yeah, obviously, Wow,

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Speaker 2: this is just to billion Gene.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't know Josiah's podcast, yeah, it.

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Speaker 2: Put my at right down here, No, dude. Also, just

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Speaker 2: you know, what's fucking crazy is the way I banged

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Speaker 2: you and your mama from the bag for like forty

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Speaker 2: five minutes. You know, it's crazy as a lot of

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Speaker 2: people don't look at it like an emergency intercom, as

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Speaker 2: like a multimedia conglomerate, but like y'all are like y'all,

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Speaker 2: they are so literally own billion Jean. Yeah, I literally

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Speaker 2: He's actually fifteen dollars. Yeah, but I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: say before we got into this that, you know what,

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Speaker 2: last time I was on here, there was a lot

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Speaker 2: of hate, a lot of people saying I just don't

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Speaker 2: know about him. But here, let me tell you something. Now,

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Speaker 2: I'm wait, did a soul say that? Just give me

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Speaker 2: one step, guys, I am trained and already. Now I've

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Speaker 2: been doing my podcast for thirty weeks, I feel as

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Speaker 2: though maybe you can carry a conversation. Yeah, maybe I

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Speaker 1: This is the second episode, Bro, you're not the Injur's vision.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you can't see it. That's one thing

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Speaker 2: that we're going to fix though, with guests you'll see

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Speaker 2: in the next episode or maybe the episode before this,

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Speaker 2: with a very special someone Josiah's special, but a very special.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we really want to fucking hang out

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Speaker 1: that we fixed. Hey, good nights off.

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Speaker 2: But what was the story you're both ting about being

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Speaker 2: high or something?

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Speaker 1: Oh that Josiah did. Siah told that is fucking.

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Speaker 2: Bad in your bedroom. I like, okay, let me tell

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Speaker 2: the story. Okay, like, oh my god, the ops are coming.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually, guys, chill, chill, chill, guys chill.

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Speaker 1: No, why is it actually freaking me out?

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Speaker 2: Guys chill? Guys chill, be chill, be chilled. No, seriously,

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Speaker 2: be chill.

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Speaker 1: We should like, oh, go like that and then be like,

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Speaker 1: cops stop us to ask for a picture.

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Speaker 2: The cops were fans of us. Wait, hold on, hello, Kitty,

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Speaker 2: says a cab, like, let's talk about this video is

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Speaker 2: a hot dog? So Josiah pulled down his page. So

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Speaker 2: Josiah exposed himself to everybody in the room.

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Speaker 1: And Josiah has this fucking orange fake ass bootleg and

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Speaker 1: he always wears the shirts. You well, I shoved it

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Speaker 1: so it's like more secure.

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Speaker 2: Wow, but this fucking annually engineered.

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Speaker 1: It's really wrong with you. But okay, you tell the story.

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Speaker 1: You tell it from your perspective, and then we'll give

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Speaker 1: my perspective.

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Speaker 2: Perspective is is that Johnson and you were sitting on

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Speaker 2: the couch. I have this prodis shirt. It's upright orange color,

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Speaker 2: obviously you can see that, right, And I have this

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Speaker 2: pair of underwears. Where do I go? I'm sorry, turn

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Speaker 2: I'm a poet. And I have this pair of orange underwears.

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Speaker 2: And you can hold the flashlight real quick, this pair

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Speaker 2: of orange under sorry, orange underwears, as you can see,

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Speaker 2: and so they match, right, Yeah, and he's he exposed himself.

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Speaker 2: He person everybody else use.

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Speaker 1: His flashlight to expose himself to our view.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep going, said, oh my god, Josie,

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Speaker 2: like your little underwear like match your shirt, which also,

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Speaker 2: I think that's what we should be focused on. That

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Speaker 1: Why were your pants being inch down so much?

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Speaker 2: Sweatpants? Yeah, yeah, just challenge. I've been doing challenge for

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Speaker 2: two years. Yeah you didn't, Yeah, because like what you're

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Speaker 2: gonna get? Your bulge is showing right now like crazy.

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Speaker 1: You can say I have actually I have actually done

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Speaker 1: that to one of the friends in our mind.

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Speaker 2: It was me, guys. She was like, your buld is

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Speaker 2: gigantic and enormous and scary.

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Speaker 1: But it was like four of us. And then I

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Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, are you fucking serious? Put

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Speaker 1: he put on different pants. It was he was like

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Speaker 1: standing on the car, like jumping around, and we were

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Speaker 1: all like whoa, And I was like, dude, put pants off.

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Speaker 2: I actually remember that.

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Speaker 1: Were you there? You weren't there.

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Speaker 2: That's funny, guys, I hit that car.

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Speaker 1: Oh, but that's funny because this is my car, so

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Speaker 1: you should be driving safe or something.

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Speaker 2: Okay. All I was trying to say is Josh said

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Speaker 2: that to me. So then I said, oh yeah, Like look,

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's my little sweatsuit, like my little

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Speaker 2: short sweatsuit. But they didn't know that they were shorts.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, here, let me pull them down.

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Speaker 1: And the shorts they're boxer breeves.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's shorts.

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Speaker 1: And he goes, I have little track shorts on under here,

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Speaker 1: and I just pulled this pants out and me and

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Speaker 1: Josh both go whoa and like look the way. We

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Speaker 1: were like, dude, and then he just pulled them up,

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Speaker 1: and then me and Josh started being like, you're high.

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Speaker 2: No, not in front of thought on my pants and

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Speaker 2: I said, check this out and it was a brown stain.

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Speaker 2: know what I wish I was talking about that today

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Speaker 2: is I will never eat ass. Oh my, that's a conversation. Okay,

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Speaker 2: why not congresation? Why not? Were you? Yes?

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Speaker 1: grow up because it's just feet. Like what, it's not

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Speaker 2: Saying that to me right now? Yeah, I don't want

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Speaker 2: at all. Their fucking have you seen my fucking feet?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Literally, why would I ever, ever ever want to experience

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Speaker 2: fun of them my entire life and still to this

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Speaker 2: Sixteen year old man? Hello sixteen? And that makes the

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Speaker 2: if you compare mine and in you's hands. You can't

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Speaker 2: see right now, but they're mine are like exponentially more

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait, can I synthesize your hands like

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Speaker 2: How much bigger my hand is?

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Speaker 1: And oh my god, what the hell that's so great

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Speaker 2: I do have a little Donald chump hands. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I need to have a conversation with Donald congresation.

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Speaker 2: I needed congressional hearing.

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Speaker 1: Wait chump, that's what?

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Speaker 1: Wait, whose thing is literally like so low that it's insane?

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Speaker 2: All right, back from technical difficulties. And we are actually

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Speaker 2: at McDonald's, and I saw on the menu that they

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Speaker 2: have the Grimace shake. And God is good and God.

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Speaker 1: Is great, God is gorgeous's birthday if you ask me,

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Speaker 1: God gave us grimace to rejoice. Fuck. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: about my fucking annoying piercer today because I didn't tell

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Speaker 1: you about it, so Yousiah, I was gonna. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: She came back for evenge help me?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Can I get the purple shake? A small and yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get anything?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then a piece of nugget with a medium fries

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Speaker 2: and a Coca cola a bunch of stuff, just catch up?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Uh medium? Yeah? And then can I

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Speaker 2: get from the ten piece of chicken nug meal please?

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Speaker 2: They have to go back and you know, do a

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Speaker 2: large frozen coke.

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Speaker 1: You have to like milk the machine like an otter sauce?

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Speaker 2: Can I do barbecue sauce please? He's like a big

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Speaker 2: big And then can I get an apple as well?

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Speaker 1: We need to talk about the job of the hut

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Speaker 1: when he was Can we get a pack of.

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Speaker 2: Chocolate as well? But I don't know what do you

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Speaker 2: get about Star Wars?

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Speaker 1: And then a happy meal it's a happy piece with

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Speaker 1: a four piece chickens.

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Speaker 2: And then can I do this happy piece with the

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Speaker 2: four meal or sorry, the happy meal with the four

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Speaker 2: piece chicken nugget? And what do you want? Extra fries?

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Speaker 2: Extra fries please, I'm just guessing right. And the drink

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Speaker 2: a Coca Cola please? And is that it?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I think that's gonna be it. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Put it on an inert. Hey, it's grimace. Your food

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Speaker 2: looks really good, That's what it's do on the fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: I got an email from him.

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking because you use that damn McDonald's at bitch.

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Speaker 2: I don't use that. You think I'm broke. And I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because like I

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Speaker 2: don't even eat at McDonald's. Like what even is McDonald's

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Speaker 2: because like I don't eat there, And you can.

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Speaker 1: Give you know a lot about McDonald's because if you

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Speaker 1: a lot. Oh you know cools, I don't have my

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Speaker 1: wallet international.

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Speaker 2: I'll pay with my card international with my Apple pay.

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Speaker 1: Just hit my phone against their screen really really hard.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm gonna hit my phone against your screen

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Speaker 2: really really hard.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I something's wrong with you.

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Speaker 2: I think you wish. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I had my smiley pierced last year, as you

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Speaker 1: all know, and it didn't last long, not because I

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Speaker 1: didn't want it to but because my original horse bit

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Speaker 1: and I didn't want to order one offline.

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Speaker 2: And you had a dream about it.

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Speaker 1: I literally did.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: I had the dream that I was going to swallow it,

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Speaker 1: and then it fell down the same and I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to order the piercing again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that a lot. You must. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like you've never done it in your life, so you're

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Speaker 2: I would. It's swallowing. It means that's what I told

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Speaker 2: my girl. Now come on, now, swallow it. Okay, Wait,

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Speaker 2: who's saying y'all got McDonald's money. Y'all got McDonald's money

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Speaker 2: or what? I honestly know, every time I fucking going

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Speaker 2: through here, it's like forty dollars. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually for me because I only eat the

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Speaker 1: water here.

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Speaker 2: It's so hot, you only eat the water, I tell

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Speaker 2: the smiley, Sorry, please, okay.

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Speaker 1: So whatever, I don't know why I'm saying all that. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I want the piercing again, I hit up the same

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Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, like the last one was too big,

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Speaker 1: I want a smaller one. She's like, yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got that, Like just come here and like I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: So she's also notoriously really mean. Remember last time she

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Speaker 1: was mean, She's still mean because even in our DM

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Speaker 1: back and forth, she's like, Okay, yeah, fine, I don't

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Speaker 2: Because I have a story to tell too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's a crazy one. But this morning, sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: so grossly sick this morning. On the way to the appointment,

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Speaker 1: it's thirty five minutes away from our house, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like eight minutes late. So I text

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Speaker 1: her that and she just verly, very sternly, is like, well,

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Speaker 1: if you were ten minutes late, you're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: And that's so real and you shouldn't be late.

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Speaker 1: All the way there, I did crash into five cars

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Speaker 1: holding eight individual families, so I did tear homes apart.

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Speaker 2: But I got there were two families five minutes five

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Speaker 2: minutes honey, the math ain't mathing. And also, and you

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Speaker 2: probably when she's older, is gonna like marry a man

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Speaker 2: I'm so I'm tearing this. You would be the wicked mother.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, So I speed there. I get there now,

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Speaker 1: only five minutes late. And she has all these insane

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Speaker 1: tell me when you want to come in, and when

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Speaker 1: you're ready to come in, I will come get you.

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Speaker 1: Do not enter the building, all these like scary roles.

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Speaker 1: She comes out, she gets me. I go in, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like getting a liever. So I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get yeah, the same place. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: my piercing again. Blah blah blah. I get in there,

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Speaker 1: I put my back down and I turn around. She goes.

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Speaker 1: So I don't do smiley piercings anymore. And that appointment

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Speaker 1: should I have even been available on this, And I

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Speaker 1: but I just don't do them anymore because they're so

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Speaker 1: just don't believe in doing those piercings. It feels like malpractice.

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Speaker 1: It's why the fuck were you a cun to me

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Speaker 1: about being late.

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Speaker 2: And you don't even have it?

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Speaker 1: No, And then she's like, yeah, I just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, like I don't know I could, but

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Speaker 1: I would highly advise you not to get it.

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Speaker 2: And what did did you act?

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Speaker 1: I literally was just like, oh, okay, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I understand you don't want to use it. Oh I'm abusive?

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Speaker 1: And what did I do?

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Speaker 2: What did she do?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh, they're giving us the food here to I was

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Speaker 2: so confused. Here, I can take these. No, you're good.

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Speaker 2: Drew fell in love with the Drew fell in love

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Speaker 2: with the lunch lady.

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Speaker 1: Stacey's mom has got extra barbecue, thank you?

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Speaker 2: The other going fuck fuck?

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Speaker 1: He was like, did you extra barbecue?

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Speaker 2: I waited till too late.

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Speaker 1: She would just parking like munch and eat and you

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Speaker 1: know we can't, Yeah we can't.

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Speaker 2: We can drink my grim shake.

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Speaker 1: It's like crazy, Oh get that grimace shake.

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Speaker 2: It okay, well my crazy story.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, can I finish? Sorry, because there's one more

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Speaker 1: funny thing. And then she she literally looks at me.

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Speaker 1: She's like, anything else you want to do today? I

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Speaker 1: could do, bitch, I'm not playing pin the fucking piercing

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Speaker 1: She literally was like, yeah, but anything else you want like,

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Speaker 1: I can do for you. And I was just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: is it good?

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Speaker 2: It is so fucking good? Are you supposed to be mixed?

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Speaker 2: It is? I'm not joking. It's on ironically so good.

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Speaker 2: It tastes like a berry pie of sores sweet. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I literally love that so much. It's almost

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Speaker 2: fermented and alcoholic a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It's oh, I don't know if I like it. It

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Speaker 1: kind of tastes like when you're eating cakes anything new,

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Speaker 1: and you's like, I don't like it, and then she'll

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Speaker 1: have three more Citi I can't no matter.

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Speaker 2: Of it and stuff, I'm gonna this tastes like.

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Speaker 1: Okay. And then I was like, I guess I want

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00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: my belly piercing, but I'm going I'm gonna be at

437
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: the beach on Monday, so I can't do that because

438
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get getting it. No, because and then I

439
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: say that because I was like, I'm going on my cache.

440
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hitting the beach lot. She goes, yeah,

441
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: that I can't do because I needs four to six

442
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: weeks to heal, and I like, can't. That's like malpractice

443
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 1: on my part, And I'm like okay, And I literally am.

444
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: Standing okay in the mirror like I don't know. She's

445
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 2: literally stabbing and cutting through people, like I'm sorry, but like, girl,

446
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 2: just do the fucking piercing. But I like it respect

447
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 2: to get.

448
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: Craft, but I was just like, what what am I

449
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: doing here? And then this is when I was like,

450
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: all right, like literally fuck you. I was like, can

451
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: I get like a piercing up here? I'll take like

452
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: a cartilage piercing because at this point I was like,

453
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: I drove forty minutes, I might as well get something. Yeah,

454
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm down to get this ree pierced.

455
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: And then she goes, well, you've already told me that

456
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: you'll be entering the beach water and pool water this summer,

457
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: so I'm unvirtually not even allowed to do that because

458
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: that would be wrong on my part because it will

459
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: still get infected.

460
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 2: Even even I didn't know that, THETOPA was respect like

461
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 2: respect for her taking her craft serious, but just fucking

462
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: do it like that?

463
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 1: Why did she have a whole conversation with me? And

464
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: then she literally was like, yeah, i haven't been doing

465
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: it for like a year.

466
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: Actually I'm not going to the beach in the pool

467
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 2: this summer.

468
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: I lied. Yeah, but yeah again, yeah, respect to the craft,

469
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 1: But why did she have me drive out there? It

470
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: was insane? And that's my story.

471
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: Well my story is I'm sure a lot of y'all

472
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: have already written fucking comments about it my hair uh,

473
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 2: And I know something is seriously, seriously, seriously wrong. I

474
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: recognize that, but I haven't had time to get this

475
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: fucking mop on my head shaved off because I I

476
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: don't know where I'm going. I'm just driving. Also, by

477
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: the way, I.

478
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: Have said, let's just starve for like twenty minutes.

479
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: I haven't had time because we're stacking episodes because we're

480
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 2: going to be gone for a month and a half.

481
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 2: So this episode is coming out probably two or three

482
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: weeks after we record it. What was I saying?

483
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: You were saying about your haircut?

484
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: You wanted to tell the story worst haircut ever challenge,

485
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 2: and it's I the more I've sat with it, the

486
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 2: more I've realized that, like this really is all my fault,

487
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: and the dude did the best to his ability, like

488
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: cutting my hair, like he did what he had to do,

489
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: and like I came in there unprepared and he sliced

490
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 2: my shit up the way I asked him to. And

491
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 2: that's on me.

492
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if that but but.

493
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 2: The behavior was kind of crazy. But no, I don't

494
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 2: even know where I was going with this. Oh, I

495
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 2: posted today on igh I said something awful happened to me.

496
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 2: Also I got plastic surgery and I got a penis

497
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 2: and large sub reduction of surgery blah blah blah blah

498
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 2: blah joke caption. He texted me and blew up my

499
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: phone and was like, oh my god, like do you

500
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: not like my haircut? Like did it? Did I not

501
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: do good? Like I have so much anxiety over this

502
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: post like blah blah blah blah blah. Like I don't

503
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 2: know what I'm supposed to say back to that, So

504
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 2: I ghosted him. Oh my god, what.

505
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: Ghost that's what he gets because he said he wanted

506
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: army hammer so bad, right right? Oh fuck? Oh, I

507
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: was thinking when I got when I got all the

508
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: gifts for Christian the like decorations. I literally am sick

509
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 1: in the fucking head because this man out of intersection let.

510
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: Me cross, because.

511
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: He like he literally was like and like, let me cross. No,

512
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: but this isn't on him, This is me, bitch. Why

513
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: was I giving it to the mail gate so hard

514
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: in that moment that I had to seize that I literally,

515
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: I like performed.

516
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's literally something wrong. Touched your elbows.

517
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to do that.

518
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 2: You know who else gives into the mail gaze Lady was.

519
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: Saying, Forriah Carey, you're gonna make a joke.

520
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 2: No, I think she kind of she she tolerates them,

521
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: and she knows that she that they pay her bills.

522
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: But you know she's she's not fully in support. But Gaga,

523
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: I mean she enables them very much. So oh, well,

524
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: we won't allow Gaga slander and this. I don't know,

525
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm in love with her, but she definitely enables them.

526
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: Is gay? That's the craziest. Yeah, Gaga is gay baiting

527
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 2: just as much as I'm straight baiting, just as much

528
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: as Harry.

529
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: As much as you are gay baiting as.

530
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: Men does a straight bit and I don't get for me.

531
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: Come for me, bitch is a straight straight baiting Uh

532
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 2: maybe maybe, I mean it's a tough journey, you know,

533
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 2: and who knows.

534
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: When me and Drew went to the suicide center for

535
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: a Valentine we were having romantic troubles on Valentine's Day

536
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: and that listen, both of our bays were acting up

537
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: and we were like, no, I can't do.

538
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 2: Literally actively trying to kill me and I'm not exaggerating,

539
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: like trying to run me over with his car.

540
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: So we were literally having the worst Valentine's Day ever.

541
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: And then we were like, should we just go on

542
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: a date to Malibu together and not Malibu to Nobu?

543
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: So we went to Nobu together, but on the way there,

544
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: we passed the like what is it's like the suicide

545
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: Prevention Center, and we stopped and took photos of each

546
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: other in front.

547
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: Of it, after crying, like after.

548
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: Crying listening to Bluebeard by Cocktails.

549
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: Wait, when was this?

550
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: This is twenty twenty? Why we weren't friends with you anymore?

551
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 2: Why didn't you call me and say, hey, I'm going

552
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: through a really rough time, because this is how you

553
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: would have reacted. No, No, Josiah is a very good person.

554
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: He doesn't like to show it online, but he's really

555
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: a sweetheart and he gives a lot of himself, maybe

556
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: too much of himself, to the people around him. And

557
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: it's really beautiful to see. But I hope he's okay inside.

558
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 2: I'm not. But that's really sweet.

559
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: I just say, Drew, and what are you guys gonna

560
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: do now? Kiss or something?

561
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 2: You guys have any fucking questions for me or what?

562
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: I'm a guest. I saw how you treated that fucking

563
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: Barbara girl.

564
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: What's crazy? We didn't ask Barbie a single question? All right?

565
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 2: Well, here come ask me a question. What's the question

566
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: you always want to ask me but you never do

567
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: because I know you have a.

568
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: When you write music?

569
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: Who are you your mother?

570
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: Oh? So we had to switch to iPhone and I

571
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: know that's gonna be really upsetting for a lot of

572
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: you camera techie nerds out there. We're like, I love

573
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: this video, but I just wish it looked better.

574
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: And Drew, that was so sweet. What what you said.

575
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 2: I hope you weren't just saying it for the camera.

576
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: They're being audio footage that day because the camera the

577
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: audio is recording there. Wait wait, do that for the camera.

578
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: Without saying it, and now show we are true performers, guys,

579
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: We are entertainers that had tools.

580
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: Josiah, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's your

581
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: question for me? When I'm banging your mama? How does

582
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: it make you feel yourself go fuck your mother? How much?

583
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: Am I? So?

584
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: Okay? Wait wait, wait, wait, because we need to analyze this.

585
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: Banging your mama like fucking your mom, having sex with

586
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: your mom, your mom, stinky pussy, all of that has

587
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: gotten so like lacking in reaction that now you're saying

588
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: fuck your mother, your mother, Like that's pushing it.

589
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 2: It's really crazy.

590
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: I know what you have to say. When you were

591
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite with your nephew, When you're playing Fortnite.

592
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: With joined Andrew cursed him out. Yeah, yeah, so we

593
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: were we were playing We were playing Fortnite the other day.

594
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: It was like the first time I played Fortnite so

595
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: fucking long, What the hell is that supposed to?

596
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: No?

597
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so sorry, and he's just very but

598
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: we were playing for I was playing Fortnite for the

599
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: first time in a very long time, and like we

600
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: have a full squad going and like it's really fun.

601
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: Then and your joins in. One of our squad members

602
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 2: leave and we're like waiting in the loading bay for

603
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: like everybody to already up and change your character, and

604
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 2: then this random fucking character joins and then like gamer

605
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: man game gamer man joins and then poofs like immediately

606
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 2: like fucking leaves, and then we're like we were like,

607
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: who the fuck is that? Gamer Man joins back, and

608
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: everyone's who.

609
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: The fuck is that?

610
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here, like stop spying on you,

611
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,719
Speaker 2: freak bitch, and then like all of a sudden, you

612
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: hear this like like this ringing. And then I looked

613
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: down in the chat log after we cuss this person

614
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: out and my nephew's like, hey, Drew, it's me, Like

615
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: it's Maddix, Like I'm so sorry for joining you, and

616
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: so I like feel so bad. We blew up. It

617
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: was O d it was crazy we blew up on

618
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: this eleven year.

619
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 1: I thought like we were like someone was trolling us,

620
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: that's what I stop it.

621
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: And like there was like this crazy ringing coming from

622
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 2: the mic too. It was really just an awful situation

623
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: all around. The ring yeah no, and then I like

624
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: the next day was like that night, I was like, hey,

625
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: he text me when, like you want to play tomorrow,

626
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: I'm like free. After seven, it like was like nine,

627
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: and we hopped on together and we started playing like

628
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: a parkour game or something like that, a death run

629
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: on Fortnite, and like he he's like I tell him

630
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: like all the time. I'm like, Maddox cuss for me

631
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: because he's so funny hearing a toddler cuss and I

632
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 2: just make him cuss. And like a year ago, he

633
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: was petrified, like he would not do it. It was

634
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: like not chill for him.

635
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: And my little brother still won't like curse if I

636
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: asked him to.

637
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, And now like he just cusses on his own.

638
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: And it like took him a second to get into

639
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 2: it because he'd start with like juh and he just

640
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: starts saying shing like that. But then like near the end,

641
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: like I was like, okay, I have like one more

642
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 2: attempted me and then I'll go like he like missed

643
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: a jump and what did he say?

644
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, dude, he literally was like uh he was

645
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: like oh my my fucking big tits.

646
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, oh my fucking big tits. My

647
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: big fucking tits are bouncing around, my big fucking tits.

648
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: And I was like what and he was like, dude,

649
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: my balls are bouncing around and my ass and ship.

650
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Maddix, what are you fucking saying? Balls

651
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: are bouncing around in my ass?

652
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

653
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, what, He's like, my balls are jiggling,

654
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: my tits are jiggling, and like this is coming out

655
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: of a toddler.

656
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: Something like he's never spoken like that ever.

657
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 2: No, it was crazy, and I was like, oh my god, wait,

658
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: you're like a boy who has boyfriends and you behave

659
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 2: just like every other like.

660
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Boy he has boyfriends, he has a boyfriend.

661
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, twenty three hello.

662
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: Like what, no way, I was gonna say this thing.

663
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: We don't have to keep it in if it makes you,

664
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: like feel funny. But it was really funny because you

665
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: were like, you put the mic off and you're like, dude,

666
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: I literally keep wanting to be like, oh I'm gonna

667
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 1: bang your mom.

668
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah, but your mom is his his

669
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: mom is my sister. And I was just like because

670
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: it's like literally in my vocabulary like anybody that I

671
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: talked to him, just like I'm banging your mama from

672
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 2: the back Cooper style, like, and my penis is covered

673
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 2: in poopy like because I'm so much And I was

674
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: trying to say that to Maddix, but he's my nephew,

675
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: which means his mother is my sister.

676
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're really fucking weird for that, Texas.

677
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: Also, gamer Man is literally Marvel's new tech heavy superhero.

678
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: Is that real?

679
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: No? But I imagine fuck you.

680
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: But you know when you like tug on a seatbelt

681
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: too much and then it like locks you read and

682
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I'm being like constricted the killer and.

683
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna get like literally, I'm gonna get murdered, and

684
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: your new name is Boa constrictor Okay, Kanye West, Kanye

685
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: West is jacking my swag on a biblical level, like

686
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: this is it's another level of swagger jacking. And like

687
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 2: I can't go into too much detail, but this motherfucker

688
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: is tapped into my wavelength, into my consciousness and I

689
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 2: thought ether my thought bubble, like it's not chill the

690
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: way he jacks everything that I fucking do. Wait did

691
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 2: he start hetting? Men? I don't even know what I'm saying.

692
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: What you're saying that he was jacking your swag. Oh yeah,

693
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: he's like jacking me off.

694
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: Wait is that what you were getting?

695
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dude, Me and Kanye like ever since that fucking concert, y'all,

696
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, he blows up my and then okay,

697
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 2: he hits it and then quits it, like he'll bang

698
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: me and then not text me back and block my

699
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 2: number for like three months, and then somehow I think

700
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: he fucking stalks me where he's hiring people to fucking

701
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: stalk me because he jacks all of my thoughts and ideas. Basically,

702
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 2: he stole the card that I wanted to get, and

703
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: then also he wait, and then also he that chair

704
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: that I said on every day that I covered in foam,

705
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,240
Speaker 2: He stole that idea from me too. I literally cannot

706
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: see out of this car right now, Like how do

707
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: you make it blow out?

708
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: Oh?

709
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 2: How do I make you blow.

710
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: That's what I always say. I'm like, how do I

711
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: get through to Enya?

712
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: What's your question for me?

713
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: Oh? My question for you is when will you be

714
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: finally exiting out of my life? And whether that is

715
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: on purpose or by fatal accident? Right now.

716
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 2: And drew the car.

717
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking question for you.

718
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 2: When was the first time you found love with your mother?

719
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 2: What is your favorite color orange? Where do you live?

720
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: Your mother's vagina? How many kids do you want? Am

721
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 2: I going to say vagina here? No, you have to

722
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 2: say budgina because vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.

723
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: Vagina, creation about vagina. You have to bleep it.

724
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: But vagina consciously, just make it so you say vagina.

725
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: Wait said consciously? Could I say vaginana? Yes? Oh you

726
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: want to get in there, my little vaginana. Let's say

727
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: if I know to you right now this is unbearable

728
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: and like unlistenable and like not chill, But this is

729
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding how we actually speak to you. Do

730
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: you want the real thing?

731
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: Guys? Literally water into my happy meal just because.

732
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: Vagiana Grande Ariola Grimbley. Wait, guys, no, listen, listen, listen.

733
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: We have Vagiana Grande and Ariola Grimbley. Who's Ariola Grimbley.

734
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: It's Ariana Grande's sister.

735
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: You think that you say.

736
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 2: We got Ariana grand Wait, we got Vaggiana Grande and

737
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 2: Ariola Grimbley. But wait, do you remember Baldy Irish? Yeah,

738
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 2: Baldi Irish is my alter ego guys, Okay, so baldy

739
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: Irish is Billie Eilish's younger sister. Who is I? And

740
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: I'm a bald man who's Irish? Wait? What about this?

741
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: Selena Gome is his sister Marina Gomes or wait, hold on,

742
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:14,439
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on fumbled? Serena Williams Serene the pillars pillar?

743
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,479
Speaker 2: All right, okay, Fridays are great.

744
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: What are you saying that happened?

745
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, okay, so I forgot about so bad. We'll

746
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: talked about Harley Davidson. We haven't talked about Harley Davidson

747
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 2: and Massaman and Massamanandre and Mama Birch.

748
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: This is so funny to me and all of us,

749
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: But this means absolutely.

750
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like this is this episode sounds

751
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: like it's good because we're laughing our ass off, but

752
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: it means nothing. And everybody's already they've already tuned out

753
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: of this episode. Guys, wait, let me make it so

754
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: that this episode hits the algorithm reque this because.

755
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: We share the mics and I want to make sure

756
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: you guys got it.

757
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 2: Wait, let me let me make sure that this hits.

758
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: This video is gonna hit the algorithm real quick. Today,

759
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm giving away a million dollars, like and subscribe for

760
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: a billion dollars. How much Yourenna bet he's gonna get

761
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: a million views? I will bet a bit. I'm not

762
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 2: joking a billion dollars. If this doesn't get a billion views.

763
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: A million views, you joking say that you thought it

764
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: would it, but yeah, you know, and I'm not believing yourself.

765
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: That's what you guys learned here.

766
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: Guys. If this video gets a million views, I straight

767
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 2: up I'm not exaggerating, I will twerk my ass bear

768
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: on Twitter for free, like not even on some like OnlyFans,

769
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 2: and then we will be hosting the torquaiton. Yeah, the

770
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: tork off comment down below.

771
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me explain first. So all these random

772
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: names that we.

773
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 2: Said, Jozie, we got, Highlot, Jones, Mana, Massandra, Harley, David.

774
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: I don't want to give all of them away because

775
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: I hold them s. Yeah, those are the three we

776
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: have our people who are like just like these made

777
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: up people who we just made up. They all have

778
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: different names and the seriously, so.

779
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 2: What Laurel and Yanny though, Yeah, well it's.

780
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: Supposed to be real people. That was just like, which

781
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: do you hear.

782
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: Laurel twice, Laurel and Yanny. You just said Laurel Laurel.

783
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 2: I know it sucks, but Laurel and Yanny are the

784
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: twin siblings of Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones. Yeah, they

785
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 2: had kids together, and then Harley Davidson and Mama Bertram

786
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 2: split up, and Pilot Jones and Manama Sondra now together.

787
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: And it's really so Mama Bertram killed herself.

788
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: Sondre used to be really close to Mama Bertram. Yeah,

789
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: and when she found out they got together, she literally

790
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: committed suicide.

791
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: It was yeah, Mamma Bertram jumped off a bridge or something.

792
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 2: And Laurel Yanny like, saw, I don't even remember what

793
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: we did, like come up with this ship a story

794
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: for them?

795
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not. You don't come up with it.

796
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: That's just like it. I mean, see, that's what's really happened.

797
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: People gossip about what happens just because becomes and it's

798
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: not somebody's actual problems. It just becomes like gossip and

799
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 1: it's like, this isn't a story to tell, this is real.

800
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: And yeah, guys, wait, you do like a really serious

801
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 2: sad moment where like they clip it and put it

802
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: over like kid or Radiohead or something, and it's like yeah,

803
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 2: and then you say, stop treating me like this or no,

804
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: I mean more like like a depression conversation like that

805
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 2: was embarrassing. I just did. So sometimes you get so

806
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: comfortable in your sadness that like it's really hard to

807
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 2: get out of, and you find this space in your

808
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 2: life where you just want to exist in it, and

809
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,240
Speaker 2: then you start banging just as Mom shut the fuck

810
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: up and she squirt you.

811
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: Need to put this light off because you look so funny.

812
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 2: You guys have an idea.

813
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: That it's really not funny. You like killed it. It's crazy.

814
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: I know I killed it. Think you think I killed it? Yeah? Wait,

815
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: would you suck dick for a million?

816
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: Five minutes? When I said suck dick for five million dollars,

817
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: I would suck dick for free?

818
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: Who's oh? Yeah? Now you want to know the Withers,

819
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 2: I said, Bill Withers.

820
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.

821
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: Okay, So if we got in a car crash and

822
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: all three died right.

823
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: Now, we died laughing and loving, I.

824
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 2: Would be so happy. I would be content at this

825
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 2: moment actually saying good night.

826
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: It's fun for me because I'm a little baby and

827
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't take much. But there are moments where that

828
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: I remember that I'm not only on camera, but I

829
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: am on audio, and I think I sound like I

830
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: have two brain cells left and I can't make any

831
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: funny jokes. But I find everything really funny, and then

832
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. I feel like this video insect the video

833
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: of the girl doing her slam poetry. I wanted to end.

834
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to end.

835
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: Want to end.

836
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: Please, I want the eyes gone.

837
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: Stop watching me, Stop controlling me, kill me, kill me, kill.

838
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: Me, end it for me, Save me from this fate

839
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: of no control. Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms.

840
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: Please please.

841
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: I like keep making jokes at art landing.

842
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: I'm the new and yeah, if it makes you feel

843
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 2: any better, I feel that way. Sober twenty four to seven.

844
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I literally didn't ask them. That's okay.

845
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: You see her? Did you see that woman? She was

846
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 2: riding a bike and she had her arms crossed and

847
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: she was just riding down the street.

848
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Okay, she literally fucking midnight, go home.

849
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: I can ride my bike with no handle wars vibe.

850
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 2: I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handle bars,

851
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 2: my eyes, no handlebars, a A, I can ride my bike. No,

852
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 2: I was saying, it's escaped me. It's gone. I need

853
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: to take more when we go home because it's not

854
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: here anymore.

855
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 1: You're freaking out, though, weird like you're saying, like I'm.

856
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 2: Not Let's just say the English language escapes me.

857
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: People will be like, I'm not high anymore. Ten minutes

858
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: later he's gonna be freaking out.

859
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know the feelings. We've all been there.

861
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: Guys, tell me, do I look like more of a

862
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: man or more of a twink? Now with twink Josiah said,

863
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: I look more twinky.

864
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that.

865
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till you see what's one of those clothes.

866
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: He's not okay for real though, for real though, he's

867
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: packing that thing swang all right.

868
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: You know what's annoying is all my notes are on

869
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: my phone and I keep like reaching down to look

870
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: at my notes, and then I'm like, oh.

871
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: I have some notes. You actually you want to have a.

872
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: Real sad conversation is at the gym. I've been freaking

873
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: out and fully like disassociating from my life. But I've

874
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: said it so many times that like is it real?

875
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: Because I can like recognize that I'm not living in

876
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: the moment and that everything happens in a blur, and

877
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: then six months later, I'm like, I wish I'm still

878
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: that happy, even though I wasn't really that happy. I

879
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: was just I can't live in the moment I'm living in.

880
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: But at the gym after a class, I went to

881
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: the treadmills and I was really kind of freaking out

882
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: and I literally had to look around and I looked

883
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: at the treadmills and very seriously thought, this is okay

884
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: because I could come back here in a week, in

885
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,959
Speaker 1: two weeks, in six months, and these treadmills will.

886
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 2: Still be here. You literally called grounding yourself, and that's

887
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: like a technique they teach in therapy.

888
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: But doing that in an equinox to treadmills felt really crazy,

889
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at like some of the sexiest people

890
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: ever with nothing else to do.

891
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 3: Myself included hello, I'm me, me working out too, and

892
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: me as well, Okay, wow, that's just like, why are

893
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 3: you the only one that gets to have sex appeal me?

894
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: Because I am sexy? You get sex appeal when you're

895
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: sexy on Amazon?

896
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know what Amazon is, Like you

897
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: would know what that is. I'm sure you're an Amazon expert,

898
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 2: but what is Amazon? What is Amazon? On Amazon?

899
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: Donald's? Oh, I'm sure you were a McDonald's fanatic and

900
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: you always eat there, but I've never.

901
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: Been there the McDonald's app. You sound like a McDonald's

902
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 2: app expert. You probably gone that a lot, don't you.

903
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: You do his voice really good?

904
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 2: That is like like genuinely the English language escapes you,

905
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, but like I'm like,

906
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, I know for real, but like,

907
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: have you ever seen me try to read a line

908
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 2: like Drew can't read No? It's like it's so real,

909
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 2: y'all y'all think it's a bit but like genuinely, like

910
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: it's not that I can't read, but if you need

911
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: me to recite something like no, like it does not work.

912
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 2: There's like a short circuit in my brain. Like it's

913
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 2: really can he spell either?

914
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: I will say, Like, it is really hard when someone

915
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: says something for you to say and to repeat it

916
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: back exactly the same. Like I feel like a lot

917
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: of people have struggles with that because I do too.

918
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: Actors deserve a lot of people like I have struggles too,

919
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: and I find it hard to do things that you

920
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: guys find hard to do.

921
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: The trigger We ain't nobody gonna do it for you?

922
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: Should we talking about your old drug race? That's too

923
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 2: much to explain it.

924
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: I don't want the people to know like that's our thing.

925
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I've talked about it. I'm gonna I

926
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: talked about it on a Billion Jean.

927
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: She's still there, She's still Oh no, that was she

928
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: was on a bird scooter, but I thought that was

929
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: the bicycling lady. She's literally still going around the book.

930
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: Then go for it.

931
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: Favorite Nikky song? Go U favorite Monster Megatron?

932
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: That is not your favorite?

933
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 2: Yeah it is?

934
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: I say that like I didn't just say that my

935
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: favorite is literally her song with Meek Mill.

936
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Drew didn't just say a feature. I just

937
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 2: want to be a pa Okay, but that you have

938
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 2: to admit. Though she ate everyone else on that song,

939
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: that feature in Monster is probably the greatest feature of

940
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: all time in any song period. And I'm not exaggerating.

941
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: I know.

942
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 2: Apparently jay Z heard her verse and then went and

943
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: re recorded his I'm not joking.

944
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 3: Oh there's a raccoons and he ran into the sewer

945
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 3: and killed himself.

946
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: Oh, you better watch out for penny Wise. But Drew,

947
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: I love you me names and yeah, I love you too.

948
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 2: I love you, Drew, I love you. I love you

949
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 2: Drew saying Drew. And I think there's Drudy.

950
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to call my drooper, and then it's

951
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: Drew who picks you?

952
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to? I have to. I'm gonna

953
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: play some I'm gonna play some call of Drudy. Then

954
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my drewer because I have to go

955
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: to Judge Drudy's court room because I committed a dream.

956
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: Let's drive on the wrong side of the road for

957
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: ten minutes and see if anybody on the wrong side

958
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: of the road chat and you're do it. You won't

959
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: out on the main road.

960
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: You won't.

961
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 2: I literally won't. I don't know what you're saying that.

962
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't want him to.

963
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: And I don't even do those Hollywood as stops, like

964
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: I literally go all the way through the stop signs,

965
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I stopped all the way at the

966
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: stop signs. Guys. It's crazy how we're literally almost to Vegas.

967
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: We've literally we've been driving to Vegas this whole time

968
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: because Drew said that he just needs an escape in

969
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: a hotel room. But he's going to get his own

970
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: hotel room and put me and Josiah in a smaller,

971
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: cheaper motel down the road because he said that he

972
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: has to get things done. No tell us what he

973
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: has to get done with.

974
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: Me and him are staying in the nice hotel. You're

975
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: staying in the in the thing in the Who is that?

976
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: Who is that? Across the street. There's a lot of

977
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 2: scared people sitting on their stoops out tonight. And it's

978
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: eleven thirty and it's really late. I'm not joking Thursday.

979
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: It's eleven Thursday. Okay.

980
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: This is the biggest platform that I've had in a

981
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: little bit. I know a lot of people are listening.

982
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 2: Oh can you put it up real quick because I

983
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 2: got something to say.

984
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm working on it.

985
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's my platform to my father. If you're out

986
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: there and you hear this, please come back immediately. Things

987
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 2: have gone to ship. I mean, look at me. I

988
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: look like Jeffrey and I talk like fucking I don't know. Yeah,

989
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: something is seriously, come eat immediately, Jose he heard that

990
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 2: and ran further. You know, on tour, I was thinking

991
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 2: about hanging myself like every night, and I was like, imagine, oh, wow,

992
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 2: you sound like not hanging yourself expert. That would never

993
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 2: be me.

994
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: No, I like, you have suicidal ideation all the time

995
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: and you don't act on it. Oh I couldn't. That

996
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: couldn't be me.

997
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 2: Well no, yeah, I do want to kill myself on

998
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: tour sometimes, but I wanted to do it for the

999
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: gag of it. Like we were playing a venue with

1000
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 2: curtains and I was like, dude, imagine if the curtains

1001
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 2: open at the beginning of the show and it's just

1002
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 2: hanging there. That's so not funny.

1003
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: You're just there because.

1004
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 2: I tell them. I'm like, guys, I have to go

1005
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 2: do something solo on stage real quick. Please stay backstage,

1006
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: Like just trust me, it's not funny. Oh my god.

1007
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't actually do it. Yeah, I want to

1008
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 2: see things, you know. I want to go to Europe more.

1009
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 2: I want to have a kid or something. Dude, you

1010
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 2: know what I ironically actually want to do. And I'm like,

1011
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 2: this isn't a joke. Have a kid. Is banging Josi

1012
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 2: as Mama for style in her butthole with my poopoo

1013
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: is penis, and you poopoo my penis. That's what you

1014
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 2: just said, having a mirror in front of me. No, actually,

1015
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: what is something you and ironically want to do in

1016
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 2: your life? It got deep, It can't be real. Huh

1017
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 2: do you want kids to say? Of course, I want

1018
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 2: to only too, because I don't want a damn middle child.

1019
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 2: And I don't want to only boy girl. Okay, I

1020
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: want an older sister, the older sister, younger brother. It is,

1021
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: and like I don't want a fucking middle child because

1022
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 2: I mean, look at ya pretty right now. I want

1023
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 2: to go live there. And then I don't know, you're

1024
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 2: the oldest.

1025
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: Huh, I am in the middle.

1026
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 2: You are the middle. Yeah, look at Enya. And then

1027
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: I don't want an only child because I'm not going

1028
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 2: to say that I'm the youngest by a very long time.

1029
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: She was honestly nice growing up with a bunch of

1030
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: older siblings. And also I had a and sister the

1031
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: same age as me, so I feel like I had

1032
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: like a really really ideal situation because like my brothers

1033
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: have already gone through like school, and my mom was

1034
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 2: like in PTO and all that shit, so like basically,

1035
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 2: which like the only reason kids are popular in school

1036
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 2: is because their parents are popular in the community, and

1037
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: that's truly the only reason why. Like I was a

1038
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: big fucking loser, but the only reason I had friends

1039
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 2: was because my mom had friends who had kids who

1040
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 2: also went to the same school as me. But uh,

1041
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 2: what was I saying? Yes, I had it really great.

1042
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: And I saw a video of my oldest sister today

1043
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 2: or not today but earlier this week, of her like

1044
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: living her life in two thousand and eight, two thousand

1045
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: and nine, and two thousand and seven era, and it

1046
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: literally brought tears to my eye because like when I

1047
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: was like sentient at that age, I didn't fully understand

1048
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: like what it meant to be like a sixteen seventeen,

1049
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 2: eighteen year old and like how rowdy it was, and

1050
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 2: I was just like a literal child, and like I

1051
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 2: always saw my older sister as like bad because she

1052
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 2: was doing bad things. But then like I got to

1053
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 2: that age and I was like just as bad, if

1054
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 2: not probably one hundred thousand percent worse, because I was

1055
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 2: literally doing like hard drugs like a psychopath. But Uh.

1056
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 2: It was just really like cool to see her like

1057
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 2: being a kid and then like now she has three

1058
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: kids of her own. And also there was a razor

1059
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: in the fucking video, like the raizor phone and they

1060
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 2: were filming on one, and it was just so crazy

1061
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 2: to see there was real.

1062
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: But that being said, does that mean you would want

1063
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: a lot of kids with like an age?

1064
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 2: I I don't know, Like I really loved growing up

1065
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: in a big family, Like I loved having a bunch

1066
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 2: of siblings. This is actually so I too, So it's

1067
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 2: like weird, But I like grew up in a family

1068
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: of a lot of fucking kids. One of them is

1069
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 2: dead now, okay.

1070
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: But you've been lying about that.

1071
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 2: So don't tell them that. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't

1072
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: tell them that. But I probably do want a lot

1073
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 2: of kids, Like but I think four is like the max.

1074
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, here I.

1075
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: Go, like im they're so drunk walking home out of

1076
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: this bar. It's like a little old duo.

1077
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 2: Bathe myself, Like here I go having six kids and

1078
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: like I'm not how my parents fucking did that ship?

1079
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: Like that is not.

1080
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I've been coffee with my mouth open.

1081
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 2: Dude, I know I don't know how. My mom also

1082
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 2: had six kids, and that's not something we talk about enough.

1083
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 2: Is that me and Drew come from six kid families,

1084
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 2: both of us, and it's like almost identically.

1085
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: Okay, well I come from five, so like one doesn't

1086
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: make that big of a difference.

1087
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 2: It does, trust me, it really that's funny.

1088
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't seem like it does.

1089
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are being so shady right now.

1090
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm being caddy. I'm being Caddy forgetting trauma.

1091
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm gooding. Do you know what actually is like

1092
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 2: a lot different though, is when I decided no, no.

1093
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I grew up begging your mom.

1094
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say what. I decided to bang

1095
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 2: Josiah's mama. But here's the real thing is that Drew

1096
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 2: took three shots before we left. Just that I don't.

1097
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: Even so crazy.

1098
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: That is one thing that I don't joke about. Okay,

1099
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 2: I do not die from I don't cauck with drunk driving,

1100
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 2: and I don't I don't fuck with bus driving. I

1101
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 2: don't fuck with one beer driving. I don't fuck with

1102
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: one sip of alcohol driving. If you have alcohol in

1103
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: your system and you are behind the wheel, you are

1104
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: making an active choice to kill other people. You are

1105
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 2: a villain. You're an evil person, and I'm sorry if

1106
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 2: you don't have a ride home, leap in your fucking car,

1107
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: calling uber, call a homie, do what you gotta do,

1108
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: but do not fucking drive. And I literally don't play

1109
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: with that ship me neither, but very true. Yeah, I agree.

1110
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: Should we end the episode because we're like so far? Yes,

1111
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: because we have uh thirty minutes here? Yeah, we have

1112
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: like a bunch all right, Well that was the episode,

1113
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

1114
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 2: Wait, we gotta do media.

1115
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have. I always forget media. It's actually

1116
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: crazy because my phone is up there.

1117
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: Media is the podcast billion Uh huh.

1118
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: That would never be my media.

1119
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you actually told me that today. She said,

1120
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 2: I've never listened to a full episode of that.

1121
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: Well I just sneezed in my necker. Yeah, oh, Drew,

1122
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: because you listen to all the episodes.

1123
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: I don't listen to all of them, but I do listen.

1124
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: Have you actually listened.

1125
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 2: I've never listened to a full episode of Emergency And.

1126
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: You said you have it.

1127
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 2: I have not, okay, because I was lying, because yeah,

1128
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 2: I mean no, that would be insane if we were

1129
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,439
Speaker 2: listening to each other's podcast. I want to hear it.

1130
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: It would be even weirder if I was sitting in

1131
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: bed and you guys heard your podcast playing and you

1132
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: put your head to the door and my bed was like, okay.

1133
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: I actually did see your wing on your bed today,

1134
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, actually, and you have had

1135
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: that thing on your bed for like weeks now. And

1136
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, Like every time I go in your room,

1137
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 2: it's like in a different place too. It's using it.

1138
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: It's scary. It's like either beside your pillow or underneath

1139
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: your beds.

1140
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna explain myself. I actually haven't been using it.

1141
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: I've been very strong, and I swear on my mother's

1142
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: fucking earn I haven't been using it. About that. But

1143
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: I used to hide it between the head the fireplace

1144
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: and my mattress when my mattress was on the floor.

1145
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: I did want to use it. It was easy access, and

1146
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: I don't like putting it in that cabinet because it's

1147
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: hard to open when I just want to like grab it.

1148
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: So I've just been hiding it under my back pillow.

1149
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: But then when I'm moving my pillows around and go

1150
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: to sleep, I'm like feeling a little nudge and I'm like, dude,

1151
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, and then I just knock it

1152
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: to the and then I make my bed and it's there,

1153
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: and we're cutting this out.

1154
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 2: No, we're not, actually, And you guess what I think

1155
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 2: that you should use your fingers like a real man.

1156
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 2: That's my take.

1157
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's funny because that's actually what I say

1158
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: to your mom when she's finger blasting me in your

1159
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: car and fucking smells like squirre and piss, And it's because.

1160
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: Me and your mom are banging. Let me hit that

1161
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 2: prostigsee with my finger.

1162
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Well my media from what I can recall, Pulse.

1163
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: With by Aphex Twin and your yours is Billy and Gene.

1164
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: No mine is Hello, It's me by Todd Grinn. I

1165
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: can't say his name, Grin. And then there's a.

1166
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 2: Song Blues by Kid Kala.

1167
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: Canic Chase by Labby. I can't say his latame.

1168
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 2: Either, c O it's you Parallel Universe four Hero that's

1169
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 2: a deep jungle cut. And if you know, you know,

1170
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: and if you don't know, get learned, because that shit

1171
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 2: is rare as fuck. And they just put it on Spotify,

1172
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: and You're lucky because I had to do some fucking

1173
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 2: digging to listen to that album in twenty eighteen, and

1174
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 2: then Lumerans by Yeve's tumor, who is also did you

1175
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 2: know he's eighty six years old?

1176
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:21,959
Speaker 1: He's eighty four?

1177
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: Do I get to do my do your men before?

1178
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: Are you gonna actually say something real? Because I don't

1179
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: think you said anything real leastsion.

1180
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 2: No, he's honestly though, I was looking through my Spotify

1181
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm writing right now, which means

1182
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 2: like my Spotify is just full of shit that I

1183
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 2: don't want anybody knowing because like I'm about to steal

1184
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 2: and I don't want them to steal it first, So

1185
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:48,959
Speaker 2: I don't really know. I'm gonna say, watch Lobby. Everything

1186
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 2: is fair when you're living in the city. What is

1187
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: that I try and called quest? That's a song?

1188
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know that song.

1189
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 2: That's my song. I'm doing one fucking song and the

1190
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 2: movie big.

1191
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for watching. It

1192
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: has been an absolute pleasure.

1193
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm literally giving Why down't we with

1194
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 2: my hair? Rais