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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melborn? Do you need

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Speaker 4: Ride? Do you need with? Karen and Chris welcome to

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Speaker 4: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 4: I am, I'm sorry that I sound like a dusty,

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Speaker 1: A field, a dusty broom. Chris has allergies. Everybody, and

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Speaker 1: if you're sensitive to snot as MR type of stuff

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry that I sound like dusty Buffalo Springfield,

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Speaker 4: But I am I don't. Everyone always says, oh, have

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Speaker 4: you tried Clareton, Have you tried sinus metic? Have you

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Speaker 4: tried allergy? Yes? Of course I have and it doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: But have you tried blowing your nose so hard it

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Speaker 4: Have you tried blowing it so hard that it begins

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Speaker 4: The breeze coming from our sea, the whale dander, and

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Speaker 4: I can't breathe. I can't inhale fish.

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Speaker 4: Right, and in cleansing, it's actually a terrible experience, it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Because those, yeah, I have no luck with those either.

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Speaker 1: We got a honker behind us. The person in front

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have time on Easter Sunday now, Chris. It

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, happy day that the I believe he rose.

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Speaker 1: He did rise up from the dead.

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Speaker 4: It took me a while to realize it's a rabbit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you need.

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Speaker 1: A full grown mail rabbit with a with a bow

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Speaker 4: Yeah, God forbid, we aren't knocking out babies all day.

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Speaker 4: People, right, We're not saying we don't enjoy babies. Baby,

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Speaker 4: You're selfish, we get it.

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Speaker 1: They've got the lifestyle shit on lock in Utah.

441
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 4: Is it like I'm imagining a lot of gold curtains? No?

442
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: No, No, it's very like home. It's very Mason jari of,

443
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 1: like I sewed these curtains here. Oh okay, fresh bread.

444
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: It's all very like. It's the celebration of homemaking in

445
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: the inner cool way. It's really nice.

446
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 4: Well, I remember going to a Mormon household. I was

447
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 4: kicked out when I said Jesus as an expletive. They

448
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 4: they asked me politely to leave to get out, which

449
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 4: was real sad because this as I remember it, I

450
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 4: was young. But you walk in and their living room

451
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 4: was turned into a bean bag and trampoline trapeze room. Yeah,

452
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 4: and with swinging ropes, and it was a it was

453
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: like a fun nasium, a gym for children.

454
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: It was a dream gym.

455
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 4: And I'm not I was like, I was allowed to

456
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 4: go to this house. I was brought into this giant

457
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 4: room for gymnastics, and I said Jesus, like, because I

458
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 4: so excited to use it. But when I said Jesus,

459
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 4: they said you have to leave and I never got

460
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 4: to play.

461
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: So sad, Yeah.

462
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 4: That's the judgment. And then I went to my dad

463
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 4: and I'm like, they I think I was crying. They said, yeah,

464
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 4: Mormons are Mormons are fucked up.

465
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's it's the ultimate jerk around for a child,

466
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: because it was you weren't uh, it wasn't malicious, It

467
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: just came out of you. And they the reason it

468
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 1: came out of you is because of the thing they

469
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: took you out of right exactly, just the ultimate injustice.

470
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 4: And I never learned anything and they were they so

471
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 4: politely kicked me out. I'll never forget that, and I'll

472
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: never stop blaming all religions.

473
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: I would say, you should. You can easily pull the

474
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: Muslims into that one. Oh right, I don't know about

475
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: the Buddhists, though, I don't you're going to have to

476
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: reach for the wrong Buddhists.

477
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 4: Their dad was kind of fat.

478
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then fuck fuck Buddhists.

479
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: I'm yeah. It was really upsetting. But the one time

480
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 4: I did stand up Greg Barrenton, I went to Ogden, Utah.

481
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: The audience was very Mormon. I just knew right away.

482
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 4: They were all drinking diet coke, and I've never experienced

483
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 4: a better audience. They were so excited. Yeah, and I was.

484
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 4: I was kind of editing myself at first because I

485
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 4: only had so many jokes and most of them were

486
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 4: about my balls, and they or you know what, I'm

487
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 4: not balls, but just kind of dirty sex word play,

488
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 4: Dixon balls, thank you, and they were. They. At one

489
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 4: point a woman heckled be dirty talk about sex, and

490
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 4: I'm you're.

491
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: Just taking requests at that point.

492
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. For for Sualt and Peppa songs, I.

493
00:25:54,320 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 1: Will We just did shows in Salt Lake City and

494
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: they were We did two nights in a row, both amazing, right,

495
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: so smart, Like the audience was right there with us

496
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: every single thing.

497
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 4: It was great. It's great. I think Mormons have their

498
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 4: quirks and they're you know that legend. It's a little strange,

499
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 4: but I think it makes for some decent people.

500
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: I think it absolutely makes for decent people. All the

501
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: Mormons I've met in person that i've known well are

502
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: the best people.

503
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 4: Right.

504
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: It's also that thing of like, look, whatever kind of

505
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: broad stroke a group of people is brushed with, there's

506
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: always good and bad obviously.

507
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 4: Of course in all of them, and especially with more

508
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 4: I mean Ascal, there was Mormons that were real serious

509
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 4: about it, and they had they always had a lot

510
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 4: of siblings. But then there were other ones, like in

511
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 4: high school that just partied and through giant parties and

512
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 4: their parents would buy them alcohol. And I'm like, what

513
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 4: they would like rebel every once in a while makes sense, Yes,

514
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 4: like the you know, yes much people do. Well, you're sixteen,

515
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: go smoke some crack, but be back here this time

516
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 4: next year.

517
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: That's what rum spriga means. It means go smoke cracking

518
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: almost now, Chris, can you think of rumspriaga?

519
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 4: Rum Spriga one two, rum Spriger rum Spriga one two three.

520
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 4: It's called the rum Spriga.

521
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was gonna ask, do you have any outstanding

522
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: Easter memories that you want to share on this our

523
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: holiest of Easter Sundays. Any kind of ham dinner that

524
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: you had, any anecdote? This is this is my most

525
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: This is the habit I hate the most of podcasts.

526
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: Hosts ask a question and continue asking specific questions even

527
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: though there's nothing more clear than the question, right.

528
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: Right, And as you give the examples, I'm checking off

529
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 4: that my only anecdote was having a ham dinner.

530
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's ruined.

531
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 4: That's you took the wind out of my hand. It's

532
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 4: a good salty ham stories. Oh that's one time I

533
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 4: snorted a cloth. Now, I most Easters. It just meant

534
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 4: that was really the one time of year that my

535
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 4: very tall, kind of scary grandpa was in a good

536
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 4: mood and we all went to like the Methodist Church,

537
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 4: which is you know, that's a funner. It's a fun church,

538
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 4: is it. Yeah. I mean there's not a lot of rules.

539
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just.

540
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 4: Under Presbyterian as far as like, yeah, you don't even

541
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 4: have to read the Bible.

542
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: Come on in, sit on this cushion.

543
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 4: Because I was involved with like youth stuff when I do,

544
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 4: just because there's kids there, right, But my parents weren't

545
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 4: that religious, but my grandparents were. So we go to

546
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 4: that church and then we go out to Jokers Wild

547
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 4: because oh it was a casino and they had you

548
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 4: could eat for free as a veteran or something. I

549
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 4: don't know why we went to Yochres Wild. Yeah, people

550
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 4: had Jester hats and there was kind of a there

551
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 4: was kind of off with his head theme. And we

552
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 4: would go there and you know, it's even even my

553
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 4: uncle would say some words to me. It was like

554
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 4: a more because otherwise, uh, you know, Easter in dying

555
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 4: eggs is always fun. It's early printmaker or ceramic uh

556
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 4: you know glazing, Yes, it's it's yet some of your

557
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 4: eggs are kind of come out brown. You got you

558
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 4: can't just mix all the colors together and dip them

559
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 4: your hyper little.

560
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: Ship you dip shit.

561
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 4: Sorry I just turned to my grandpa. But there's times

562
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 4: where you figure out, you know, using crayons, do doing

563
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 4: tidye type methods eggs dying. Egg dying is actually really

564
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 4: enjoyable and I even think about buying who makes it? Pause?

565
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 4: Pause the only thing they make. What a weird business.

566
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 4: They're just their doors are closed eleven months out of

567
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 4: the year.

568
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: And then boom they explode in March and and earn

569
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: enough they have a stronghold.

570
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 4: It's I don't there's never been another brand of egg

571
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 4: died than Pause.

572
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,479
Speaker 1: It's so true. They rose to the top and then

573
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: they fucking stayed there.

574
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: I think Cadbury some other people that have, like some

575
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 4: candy angles, they try and get in, but no one

576
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 4: figured out how to know.

577
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: There's always those ones that are like decorated this new way. Yeah,

578
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: but pa and maybe Pause is a part of that too,

579
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: But I'd say it for the most part, it's just

580
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Pause and like holding your holding a hard boiled egg

581
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: into pink vinegar. Right, is that's Easter?

582
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. That. That's what stands out the most.

583
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 4: And then me receiving a kite.

584
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh what was the decoration? Do you remember? I just

585
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: like two eyes?

586
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 4: Oh right now, they were never that. It was usually

587
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 4: like a plastic one that would break upon the wind

588
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 4: pulling on it. I would just snap in half the

589
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 4: moment the wind kicked up yeah, yeah, but I did

590
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 4: always receive kites. That was nice.

591
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: I love a kite.

592
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: I think I have okay, Eastern memories. Okay, I always

593
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 4: had pastel's that I'm like, well, I'm wearing this pastel

594
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 4: polo yep. I think I liked it, but it wasn't

595
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 4: you know. I think it's a lot different if you

596
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 4: have like a very religious family, there's all these Well.

597
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: We would go to church, but my mom I heard

598
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: the story later that my uncle Steve, I was the youngest,

599
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: and my cousins were up to like, you know, seven

600
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: or eight years young older than me, and my sister's

601
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: two years old than me. So we go to we'd

602
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: all go to church. My next are my aunt and

603
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: uncle and our family, and my uncle Steve would ask

604
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: to have me sit next to him, and then at

605
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: one point he would pinch me on the leg.

606
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 4: I was getting creepy.

607
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: I would start crying, and then he would go all

608
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: take her outside and then he'd be able to leave church.

609
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 4: Oh God, it was like a plan. That's great. He

610
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 4: used you, he used me, and you both benefited.

611
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: And then we were out. I got to run around

612
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: in the park. He would smoke and we were out

613
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: of church.

614
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 4: Tony Steve, my.

615
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve was the greatest in the day.

616
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 4: That's so great.

617
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: He's the greatest, But he was also uh you know.

618
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 4: Did it was? Was it real crying or you would

619
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 4: pretend it was real.

620
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: He would pinch me hard enough to cry and they'd

621
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: be like, I'll take her upside. It's okay, it's okay.

622
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: I never knew that. I have no memory of it, right, of.

623
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 4: Course, No, I didn't realize. Yeah, this was an age

624
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 4: where you were you would cry. It didn't trigger you

625
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 4: to be like, hey, no, pull the waterworks, kid, no problem.

626
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: I think I was able to build up to that later,

627
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: knowing right, if you can just do it yourself, then

628
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: you won't get pinched.

629
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't. Yeah I cried back then, but I

630
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 4: didn't start being able to cry for no real like

631
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 4: when I woke up until like the last couple of years.

632
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to work back into that.

633
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just have to have the right things going

634
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 4: on in the world.

635
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: I like the fact that I'm now at the age

636
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: where I don't care if I start crying in front

637
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: of people, Like I'll be telling a story and get

638
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: choked up and then just cry through it and then

639
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: keep going and I just don't even care anymore. Yeah,

640
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm not ashamed of it anymore.

641
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 4: No, because usually there's other times where it's super real.

642
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 4: Like I don't think either one of us when our

643
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 4: moms died, we like cried on. We'd talk about, like

644
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 4: you asked me about my mom's funeral and stuff, and

645
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 4: I think I all of a sudden, it was like

646
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: we were talking about a business proposition, Like I just

647
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 4: got all serious. Yes, there's different kinds of crying, But

648
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 4: if you show me a raccoon swimming up to a

649
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 4: dog that's already swimming and getting on its back and

650
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 4: riding on it and they both are mutually enjoying it,

651
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 4: I will fucking cry.

652
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: Yes.

653
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm like, it's weird, it's weird, But

654
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 4: if shit has hit the.

655
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: Fan, I don't know, you got to shut it down.

656
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 4: Yeah it's weird. So so really, when I see raccoon

657
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 4: on a dog's back, I see that and I start

658
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 4: crying about my mom.

659
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it is your mom. Yeah, it's it's the

660
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: whole journey of your mom and you that raccoon. Yeah, no,

661
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: that's it. Can't be that on the nose. Uh, it

662
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: has to be something that's kind of oddly surrounding it.

663
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: So there's like I saw a video on Twitter a

664
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, the little girl that's playing a

665
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: little it looks like a little accordion, like a squeeze box,

666
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: and she's sitting on a little stump right outside of

667
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: a corral of like a field that's fenced in. Is

668
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: this video of it just happened? So she's playing this

669
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: little squeeze box and all the cows come running to her.

670
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And it's one of the cutest things you'll

671
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: ever fucking see.

672
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: Look it up.

673
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: It's the best video. And she's the sweetest faced. She

674
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: looks like the little Debbie girl. She's got freckles and braids.

675
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: It's so cute.

676
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow. So someone set I mean this was a setup.

677
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: It's a setup.

678
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: It was a fucking setup. Is that they used her

679
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: and her talent.

680
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 4: To set on her?

681
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the mom was like, oh this is

682
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one that's gonna think this is cute.

683
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, this kid of mine is just money waiting to happen.

684
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: Her mom had YouTube stars in her eyes, and she

685
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: said hit record gym.

686
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 4: Her her eyes became star swipes.

687
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: Of her own daughter. Her own daughter epixelated into a

688
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: thousand tiny squares, and she said, this is money, baby.

689
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 4: But unfortunately in the corner of her eye it was

690
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 4: blinking twelve o'clock. She couldn't figure out how to undo that.

691
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: She's still a mom at the end of the day.

692
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: He's still going to be a mom. About tech.

693
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 4: That guy was riding a motorcycle crouched down in a

694
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: way that only meant he just robbed a bank. Yes,

695
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 4: did you see that? I did, very very suspect.

696
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: He was kind of going snaky back and forth. Oh,

697
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: that's what we were going to talk about.

698
00:35:49,120 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 5: Snakes snakes, No, it's it was I was gonna say

699
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 5: to you, I because I opened for Lizzie Cooperman for

700
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 5: her album recording was.

701
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very regret, not going.

702
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: You should very regret.

703
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

704
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: It was super funny and good and like it was

705
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: one of those things where, like, you know, our friends

706
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: record albums a lot, It's the thing everybody does these days,

707
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: but when someone has been working really hard and then

708
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: actually does it, and people go fucking berserk, Like I

709
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: have not heard an audience laugh as hard in a

710
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: really long time. It was so she just destroyed.

711
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 4: And my roommate said that more than ever he was

712
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 4: seeing or take her time, go low with things and

713
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 4: then explode into these moments and then pull back. I

714
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: just wish I had seen. I haven't seen a long

715
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 4: set from Lizzie Cooperman ever. We never get to do

716
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 4: shows where we're all doing an hour. Right now, I

717
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 4: get to get little pieces, So I really regret missing

718
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 4: that butt. The good thing is you can. Her album

719
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 4: will come out yep, and.

720
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,919
Speaker 1: I think, and they taped it, so I think you'll

721
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: be able to see it at some point.

722
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think with her it's she makes me laugh visually,

723
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 4: and that's not just you know, it's it's in Kate

724
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: Orlanda and people do. And I think I'm one of

725
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 4: these people like you. Kind of a lot of it

726
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: is physical and facial expression. But I still, let's okay,

727
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 4: I crossed my eyes, all right.

728
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: Karen, Look you stick your tongue out just for a

729
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: point at the end of an idea.

730
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 4: If I didn't do that, would this be that funny?

731
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, tongustairs, how did you do that?

732
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: Well? I'll had something to do with the zoot suit

733
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 4: I'm wearing. We still we still, we still have from

734
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: our friend in April. Oh, she's always talking about a

735
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 4: wolf wearing a zoot suit, seeing a girl and a

736
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 4: stereost a tongue.

737
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: That's right, it's funny.

738
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 4: It's my favorite anytime someone accurately describes a moment from

739
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 4: our cartoons or something as a kid. Yeah, that's like

740
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 4: the ultimate goal where you can tap into that and

741
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 4: someone's like, holy shit, you just brought back a visual

742
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 4: from me being eight years old. Yes, I should probably

743
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 4: as an exercise just sit down and think of those things.

744
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 4: But for a lot of people, it's like being molested.

745
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: Or something that makes them lave harder.

746
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 4: That happened when they were that age.

747
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: Everyone has a whole. It's there's a rainbow of experience

748
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: out there. There's a whole. There's just gradations of cartoons

749
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: are great. It also creeped me out because we could

750
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: we were just constantly alone in front of the TV.

751
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: I spent sixty percent of my life walking by myself

752
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: in the country. That's so fucking weird. Like in this

753
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: day and age, if you cut to me, if you

754
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: picked any like timecode from my childhood and just punched in.

755
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 1: I would be standing by myself in a field somewhere

756
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: so odd really fields. Yes, it was just like we

757
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: lived out in the country. You were like, my parents

758
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: had no interest in driving us anywhere doing anything proactively.

759
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: It was like if you wanted to do something, they

760
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: would just say.

761
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 4: Go outside, I gotta go find it.

762
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: Go outside, and then you just be like, all right,

763
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: I'll just go walk around on my aunt's farm.

764
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 4: It was that, Yeah, I do remember. Just I've walked

765
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: to school a little kid. Yeah, not my bike everywhere,

766
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 4: but I was, though, always paranoid about being stolen. Good

767
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 4: sorry kidnapped?

768
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: Are you about to throw up?

769
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 4: I just am a mess?

770
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: Are you triggered by this by your own story?

771
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking about always being afraid of every every

772
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 4: type of van.

773
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but you should have been.

774
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were.

775
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: Right to be.

776
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 4: And then after school, the program that I went to

777
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 4: because it was inexpensive, was What's Salvation Army? And when

778
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 4: did they pick us all up in an unmarked white man?

779
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: Fucking straight up man.

780
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 4: Everything I learned had to be forgotten just so I can,

781
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 4: you know, get into that man. Yeah, get some free

782
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 4: swimming pool time. Yeah, they don't just they aren't just

783
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 4: a drop off for your used clothes. They'll also watch

784
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 4: your kids.

785
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: It's nice and a lot of the people are uh

786
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: working there are themselves in need of help in some way. Yes,

787
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: so it's actually like proactive. It helps everybody.

788
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one thing I remember from Salvation Army daycare

789
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 4: and summer camp I did both. Everyone had holes in

790
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 4: their clothes. Sometimes do you ever start Sometimes I look

791
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 4: back on things. I think of that, or or the

792
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 4: fact that I played with blocks, which were my dad

793
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 4: just cut up two by fours and I was like, wait,

794
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 4: was I poor? But I think it was just you know,

795
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 4: I'm from My whole state is poor Montana.

796
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: It's the poorest well, and everyone's a little bit low key. Also,

797
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: it's not like a nobody is being conspicuous about their

798
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: right richness. Right, it's farmers style.

799
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

800
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: Blocks are of the salt of the earth type of

801
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: toy for child, a cowboy child, right.

802
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. I really cared and wanted it like more kids

803
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 4: do now. My dad would get me a pair of

804
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 4: vans or something when I was little. He just didn't.

805
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 4: I you know, it wasn't a thing. Now, you see

806
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 4: kids and they're like, I'm like, why is that kid

807
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 4: all dressed cool with a cool haircut? What kind of

808
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 4: church is this? Whoa Armenian Western dietcossa? So this is

809
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:45,439
Speaker 4: that looks fun?

810
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: Look at everybody, it's like an Easter fair.

811
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 4: God. They're like, there is there rides they got look

812
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: at that. There's an Uncle Sam on stilts. It's just

813
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 4: they're selling use cars in Dio Diocese Armenian church. Yep,

814
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 4: why does that would make me want to go?

815
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: Because it looks fun. Everybody's like they're having a weekend.

816
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: That lead actually is carrying a basket like legit easter

817
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: basket style.

818
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 4: That it's funny. That is kind of what I I

819
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 4: do miss getting a basket with that grass and there's

820
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 4: low chocolate eggs and you find eggs. That's all fun stuff.

821
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: So best Well, if I may tell another story about

822
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, please please. This is how he would pay

823
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: me back for like getting pinched to get him out

824
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: of church type of stuff he would when there would

825
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: be an Easter egg hunt. And I actually have pictures

826
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: of this happening in action. My Uncle Steve would walk

827
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: around so they make all the kids wait in the house.

828
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: And the adults would go out and hide all the eggs, right,

829
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: and then we'd all go out with our baskets and

830
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: run around in the backyard trying to find eggs. But

831
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: I was the youngest. Uh so my uncle. I learned

832
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: to watch my uncle Steve. He would walk ahead of

833
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: me and then point with his cigarette fingers where the

834
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: eggs were. That's how I learned to like pay attention

835
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: and like go like, but if you actually don't just

836
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,479
Speaker 1: run around where all the kids are going, uncle Steve

837
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: is showing you where all the eggs are if you

838
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: just pay attention to it, to where he's winning. So

839
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: I would just very quietly follow him and then like, oh,

840
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: how did she find an egg in the train? But

841
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: he would just be like, just very like we were

842
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: a real team. Me and Uncle Steve were a real.

843
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 4: Team, the best. And cigarette fingers. I just want to

844
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 4: draw that now, right, just actual cigarette fingers the tips.

845
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 4: I love it. I love that he did that. And

846
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 4: then and then everyone's congratulating you, and he just kind

847
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 4: of winks, yeah, yeah, we did it together.

848
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah he had a mustache. She kind of looked like,

849
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: is it, Uh, who is the guy in all those

850
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: Revenge movies. He looked like what's his name.

851
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 4: The guy with the mustache, Revenge Move, James Woods, the

852
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: Vigilante Move.

853
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: You know, his daughter older, older, like shit, Charles Bronson,

854
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: Charles Bronson. That's what he looked like.

855
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 4: Oddly, that is was he Is he your brother, your dad's.

856
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: Brother, No, he was. They weren't blood relatives, okay, they

857
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: were our next door neighbors and my parents' best friends.

858
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So we just did everything with them and

859
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: still do. My cousin, my Auntie still lives on that ranch,

860
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: and my cousin Stevie moved back to the ranch and

861
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: built a house on it. And now we when we

862
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: go to like Christmas, it's a it's in the same place.

863
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: Oh coo, he's still around.

864
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: Yep. No. My uncle Steve died when I was twelve.

865
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: Oh okay, real shocking, sad. The first time I ever

866
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: had to deal with death in my life.

867
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

868
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: And he had a heart attack and drop dead when

869
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: he was like fifty five. Wow, just out of the blue.

870
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: It was really awful. Yeah. And then basically I think

871
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: because of that, our families got even closer. So like

872
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: my cousin Steve and my sister, like they're like brother

873
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 1: and sister. Like my cousin Stevie baby sits my niece,

874
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: like we spend every holiday together.

875
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.

876
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get to because I'm down here trying

877
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: to live the life of a Hollywood star.

878
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 4: You are living it.

879
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to. But it's lonely, and I don't get

880
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: to have Easter egg hunts with my family.

881
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 4: It's lonely. It is, it is. I realized the other

882
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 4: day or last night. I went to go to that

883
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 4: party and I couldn't find my car because I had

884
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 4: parked it a week ago. I didn't move my car

885
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 4: for a week, so that's a you know. I ride

886
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 4: my bike to my therapy. I go to a new

887
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 4: physical therapist. He's a semi pro skateboarder, but he's the

888
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 4: doctor of physical therapy. So I showed up and I'm like,

889
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 4: I'm I want to skateboard again, and these are the

890
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 4: tricks I'm having trouble with. And he's like, that's this

891
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: muscle and this muscle, and he poke me up to

892
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 4: a machine and we tested the strength of my legs

893
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 4: and in different directions, and he really has figured out

894
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 4: how to isolate because even if I take these classes

895
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 4: like that bar method thing and we're doing these leg

896
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 4: kicks or whatever, I have other muscles doing that work

897
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 4: for the muscles that should be doing it. Like I'm

898
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 4: compensating in certain ways. Yeah, and so I have all

899
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 4: this scar tissue and weird shit happening in front of

900
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 4: my leg when because that's pushing instead of letting my

901
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 4: ass muscle do it or what. You know what I'm saying, Yes,

902
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 4: I think so, and he's real good at it, and

903
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 4: I'm The point is you're here about to see a

904
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 4: mid forties skateboard career blossom. Hell yeah, And I won't

905
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 4: even need to do this comedy. It's just gonna get

906
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 4: in the way of how how much of course?

907
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: Now do you think I'll never stop doing comedy, You'll

908
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: never stop doing comedy. But could you be on the

909
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: cover of Thrasher magazine? Is it too late?

910
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 4: It is too late, because now what these kids are

911
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: actual athletes and they are jumping off things that horrify me. Yeah,

912
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 4: and it's it's pretty much about that. How big and

913
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 4: technical can you go? And I can only go technical

914
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 4: on the flat ground, and my little flat ground tricks

915
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 4: are not going to make it on they're not photo worthy.

916
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 4: Maybe video. You know, you could see a little could

917
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: you do? That's a footwork gift?

918
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: Could could you drop into a half pipe if you

919
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: had to?

920
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 4: Oh? Sure of course?

921
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, yeah, Well that's a big deal to me.

922
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's uh, you know, I just have

923
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 4: higher expectations of myself. I've been doing it so long. Yeah,

924
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 4: and it's just like you know, but I like I

925
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 4: like it. It makes me have I think that I'll

926
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 4: be real happy when I get when I have the

927
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 4: legs of a boy again.

928
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: Yes, so you have to build it back up and

929
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: then that's like a good goal. Now, let's talk real

930
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: quick about your fist therapist one more time. Is he married?

931
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 4: He is? I don't know. I don't know. I was

932
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 4: following on him on Instagram. Why are you attracted to him?

933
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: A skateboarder doctor? Yes? Are you crazy? That's the dream

934
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: he is.

935
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 4: It's funny, he really does. He is a he talks clinically.

936
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 4: He's very really smart. He has a good bedside manner.

937
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 4: I'm usually softthand he's got Oh no, he really did.

938
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 4: He puts his elbow into my scar tissue and it hurts,

939
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 4: and he's like, this is gonna hurt a little bit,

940
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 4: but it's uh and it does. I like sweat, but

941
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 4: he's really breaking it up nice.

942
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, let's I'll have some stuff getting broken up.

943
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 4: And then yeah, he's a sound skateboarder. If he does

944
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 4: a lot of flip and flip out letch work, he's good.

945
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing Tony Hawk in a white coat and

946
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I want to get in there somehow.

947
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 4: Yep, I you know I could ask. I can drop

948
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 4: some hints. So you a single guy. Doc. Now look

949
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 4: at that he turned into homes as he's put it,

950
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 4: throwing his elbow into my.

951
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: Fleshir I Now, have I told you about going to

952
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: the finally going back to the dentist after yours and years,

953
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: and my dentist turned out to be a beautiful man.

954
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 4: No, he became beautiful.

955
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: Yes, right in front of my eyes. No, I went

956
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: so I was having props. So I hadn't been to

957
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: the dentist in a really long time, right, because I

958
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: got all paranoid and phobic because I had to get

959
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,760
Speaker 1: all these terrible root canals. So I'm like, I can't

960
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: do it anymore. I can't have my teeth thrilled ever again.

961
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: So I finally was starting to get pain. But my

962
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: the Caesar medicine I take for my gums is bad

963
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: for my gums, so I can't not go And so

964
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 1: I started getting really worried that I was like basically

965
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: eroding all of my own teeth away, and like I

966
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: was getting paranoid about it.

967
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 4: Of course, you have dreams. Do you have dreams where

968
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 4: they'd crumble and fell out of your face as you're

969
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 4: talking cookie crumbs and.

970
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: You're trying to grab them and apologize.

971
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 4: Together, like you're gluing an expensive.

972
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: Vase, tiny tiny vases in your mouth. So I finally

973
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: was getting pain and in tooth where I'm like, this

974
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: is a cavity. I have to go back to the dentist.

975
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 1: So I looked up a dental place and I found

976
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: a place that was kind of in Beverly Hills, and

977
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, these people are going to charge me and

978
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: it's going to be worth my while, and they like

979
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: it seemed like a real fancy, high end dentist. Like

980
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm fucking going there. I go in for for a

981
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: consultation and the dentist that looked at my teeth for

982
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: the consultation, I was like, I think I have to

983
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: get gum surgery. I was like almost crying as I

984
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: was telling him all my problems. The guy looks at

985
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: my mouth and he's like, it's fine. You just need

986
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: to get like a deep cleaning and you just need

987
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,959
Speaker 1: to like get you know, catch up with all your stuff. Sure,

988
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: and it made me feel so much better. It was

989
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: like the best thing I could have done for myself.

990
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: But when I went back to actually start getting the

991
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: work done.

992
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: Had gone from a frog to a print.

993
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't him. The consultation dentist was one guy.

994
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: Then he's like, here's your here's your dentist, who's about

995
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: to go dig around in your mouth. And then this

996
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: beautiful Persian man comes around the corner. I don't know

997
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: if he's Persian, just a Laddin type, a gorgeous Aladdin type,

998
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: which is my type. That's my I love a swarthy

999
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: man cool. And then he's all digging in my mouth now,

1000
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: and it was really humilating. But then I was like, no,

1001
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: this is good. It's good for me to go through

1002
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: this and like get this bad work done. And and

1003
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: like pay for my sins. And now I'm slowly getting

1004
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: the I have a dentist point in like every week

1005
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: really and I just always go back to my crush dentist,

1006
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: and he's taking care of business for me.

1007
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 4: Really, you've been going that regularly?

1008
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I've had How long is.

1009
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 4: This steep cleaning taking?

1010
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: Oh well that's next week.

1011
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 4: I first heard this, I did one, and they are

1012
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 4: it's a thing.

1013
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: It's awful.

1014
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's but I was afterwards, it's you feel

1015
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 4: like your tongue touches your teeth and it's like, oh

1016
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 4: am I wearing brand new dentures is yeah, pretty great.

1017
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 4: It's the best great, best seven hundred dollars I've ever

1018
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 4: spent on myself.

1019
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: Well, you know what's funny too, it is I am

1020
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: so grateful. Look at this new target.

1021
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 4: So exciting. Yeah, it's kind of throwbacky.

1022
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: It's little, it's fun yeah. I yeah. What was I

1023
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: going to say is that, uh, now that I have

1024
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: money to spend, I want to spend it on these

1025
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: things that have been just they've been hovering over me

1026
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: like awful vultures. Sure, and it scared me how bad?

1027
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: Like because I you know, I'm one of those people's like, oh,

1028
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: I better flash my teeth because I have bad breath

1029
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: right type of not doing it right right and knowing

1030
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it right, whereas like the only thing

1031
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: at the end of this is dentures. You're just gonna

1032
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: not flush your teeth into dentures.

1033
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 4: Teeth are so important, they really are.

1034
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: And then I got I told you how I broke.

1035
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: I broke a back tooth and then just had it

1036
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: was like half a tooth with an exposed silver filling.

1037
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: And then I was just like this is now We're

1038
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: getting into like fucking hillbilly territory.

1039
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 4: Oh, where there's like different types of alloys in your mouth.

1040
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: Where you're just yeah, but also just broken teeth, like

1041
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: you have to take care of that ship.

1042
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 4: You're gonna deal with at some point. Yeah, right.

1043
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: So I find he rebuilt my tooth like that's what

1044
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: we started with, took out the silver now not silver filling.

1045
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: Then he fixed another filling and the one that hurt.

1046
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: He's just fucking fixing my life, you know. On Levan's Aunt.

1047
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 4: It's funny because I you know what I don't have

1048
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 4: in in God given hip strength, I haven't tea. I mean,

1049
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 4: those failed for no reason. But my teeth. I just

1050
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 4: am lucky. I think I've never had a I know

1051
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 4: I've I've bragged about this before.

1052
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: It is really lucky it is to not have to

1053
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: get your teeth drilled. I'm telling you.

1054
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 4: So, I'm no longer bragging. I'm just saying I'm lucky.

1055
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 4: That's nothing I did, just was given. You know.

1056
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: I bet you don't eat sweets the way I do.

1057
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 4: And that's the other my other Easter memory to bring

1058
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 4: it back to that, my mom really had me paranoid

1059
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 4: about my teeth to where I would My dad said

1060
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 4: I would eat a piece of candy and then brush

1061
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 4: my teeth, and then eat another piece of candy, and

1062
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 4: then brush my teeth again. I would brush after each

1063
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 4: piece of candy. And that's more like an unhealthy paranoia.

1064
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: Still, though, as it's I would argue, it's worth it

1065
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: because now you don't have to I mean, to not

1066
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: have to be under the fucking lash of a dentist

1067
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: drill is just I envy you so much.

1068
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never have experienced that. I've never been drilled.

1069
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 4: I've been I've had sealins like this could be a

1070
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 4: cat you know, let's but I don't think yeah, yeah,

1071
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 4: I've never any drilling done good.

1072
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: That's the best. Well, also, these this dentist is they're

1073
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: all about the least amount of drilling and invasiveness possible.

1074
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 1: So they just they're all about tooth and gum health

1075
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: like and with the least amount of being invasive. It's

1076
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: it's very rich people approach, have you heard?

1077
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 4: And it's more in dealing with kids, there's and there's

1078
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 4: a weird bench and it's just so creepy. It's like

1079
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 4: we deal with dental chickens. And I was like, Okay,

1080
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 4: that's a someone that's scared. Yes, but there was a

1081
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 4: preated creepy not an Aladdin Sprints looking guy with a

1082
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 4: little kid that looked real scared. That isn't his kid,

1083
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 4: and he's a little close and it and what is

1084
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 4: there's another chicken? What is the like there's a pantom

1085
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 4: pedophiley thing chicken hawks? What is that hawk or something?

1086
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: Yes, that was a movie about pedophile that praise on

1087
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: little boys and in their minds they believe the little

1088
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: boys are flirting with them and it's one of the

1089
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: grossest I've seen. Part of that documentary it's so disturbing

1090
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: because these men are like, look, they're this is a

1091
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: relationship or having they're flirting with me, and there's just

1092
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: little boys on a bike like being alive and being

1093
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: a little kid.

1094
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. That and it was that. When I saw dental chickens,

1095
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 4: I thought chicken out and it just created this whole thing.

1096
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 4: But I know there was I went ice skating one time.

1097
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 4: There's an ice skating rink and it's kind of cool.

1098
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 4: It's real ice, and you rent skates and they hurt

1099
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 4: your fucking feet, but mostly little kids. But this one

1100
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 4: time I went, there was a guy there that had

1101
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 4: all these jewels, like giant rings, just I can't His

1102
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 4: skates were bedazzled with gems, and he had his hair

1103
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 4: dyed and pulled back, and he was a good skater

1104
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 4: at some point, maybe he skated, but he was strange

1105
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 4: and he was leaning against the glass and he was

1106
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 4: looking at kids and he was holding his hand out

1107
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 4: and showing his rings, and little kids would be like

1108
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 4: cool rings, mister or whatever. Like he was being weird.

1109
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 4: He was being a weird guy, and he was like

1110
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 4: trying to connect with these kids. And I skated up

1111
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 4: and I'm like what are you doing? Why do you

1112
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 4: showing your rings off? Are you here alone? And then

1113
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 4: he uh packed everything up and left, but I think, wow,

1114
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 4: Well he sat down and he took his skates off,

1115
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 4: and he just kept staring at me like he wanted

1116
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 4: to fight me. Oh good, but he was. It was

1117
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 4: weird and it was so obvious that I wouldn't do that.

1118
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 4: That's a pretty sensitive you know. And I didn't really

1119
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 4: accuse him. I just said, what are you doing? Why

1120
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: do you keep showing your rings to kids? Like right?

1121
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 4: And there was like a little gift area where you know,

1122
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 4: you could buy a three dollars pickle or whatever. There's

1123
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 4: like kid kids behind the glass sitting and he kept

1124
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 4: skating by and looking. It was weird.

1125
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like an instinctual thing, you know, when somebody's

1126
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: got bad intentions.

1127
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he but he was, yeah, it was when

1128
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 4: you say flirt, like in his mind. He was like, well,

1129
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 4: if I you know, I don't know, it's so weird

1130
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 4: to even talk about this stuff, but I know, but

1131
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 4: it was happening.

1132
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: Did you watch this series mind Hunter on Netflix that

1133
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: was about the guys from the FBI.

1134
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 4: That, Yeah, that's great. I like a lot of people

1135
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 4: thought it was boring. I thought it was really good.

1136
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 4: It Everyone that plays a killer in.

1137
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: That is so amazing. But remember the part where there

1138
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: he was talking to the the grammar school principal who

1139
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: was tickling kids feet and then telling him to stop,

1140
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: and he was getting really indignant and be like, I'll

1141
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: do what I want like that right there. I was

1142
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: thinking about that argument the other day. I'm like, it's

1143
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: so fucked. If people tell you they don't want you

1144
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: touching their children, the answer is that's fine. And of

1145
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: course these days that's blatantly obvious. But at the time,

1146
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: back then, this was a man who's like a psychopath

1147
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: like that or whatever. That guy was sociopath whatever. That

1148
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: the hubris of arguing with people going I will touch

1149
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: your children. I'm not doing anything wrong, or it's like

1150
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: but you you how would you know if you can't

1151
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: even admit that somebody else wants you to do something

1152
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: differently and you can't be that flexible, right, Like what

1153
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: is the in mental I just think I think that

1154
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: part of that show was so fascinating because they're like,

1155
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: you can't accuse him, you can't like arrest him before

1156
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: he's done anything. All he's doing is tickling their feet,

1157
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: but he's going, no, it doesn't feel right, it doesn't

1158
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: feel right, and it's like it's not right. Yeah, now

1159
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: we know that, but in the seventies there is no

1160
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: way to prove it. There was no like I don't know.

1161
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 4: And it's like a lot of people are like cult

1162
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 4: leaders or whatever. They're in a position of power and

1163
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 4: they think they can just do that and they'll validate

1164
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 4: it in their brain. Yes, like of course, it's my

1165
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 4: method of teaching and it works.

1166
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 1: And also you're not allowed to say anything to me.

1167
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: I get to do whatever I want where it's like yeah,

1168
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: but you don't. Yeah, it turns.

1169
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 4: Out yeah, And we need to talk more about these

1170
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 4: boners you're getting out of it, right, That's really what

1171
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 4: we need to do.

1172
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: I think this our show as a podcast. Sure, maybe

1173
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: there's a lot of times we just talk about bullshit, right,

1174
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: but then we go right to aphilia and we really

1175
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: face it, and I think that's important.

1176
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 4: Not enough people are talking about it to no end

1177
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 4: to really.

1178
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: Really lay down the law of it's wrong to be

1179
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: a pedophile, right, because.

1180
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 4: That I don't like how most people are on the

1181
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 4: fence about it.

1182
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's gross.

1183
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 4: We're trying to line in the sand.

1184
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: We really are, We're not afraid to say it.

1185
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1186
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a lot of picnics happening around my in

1187
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: my neighborhood today.

1188
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 4: It's fun. I like to drive around and see people

1189
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 4: outdoors from indoors in a car with air conditioning. Yeah,

1190
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 4: it just seems really warm. Oh, look at those people

1191
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 4: on their high horse. It's not even funny to you.

1192
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 4: And it's based on a sign.

1193
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh comedy, it's just a mystery.

1194
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 4: It's just a tall sign that said high horse. It's like,

1195
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 4: what could you have called the place? Assholes?

1196
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: Look at these assholes?

1197
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, judgment cafe.

1198
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: Judgment can't Oh oh pick the lanes Today the Bowling

1199
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: Center has an Easter special going on. Well that's exciting.

1200
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, all it is is they just painted the pins turquoise.

1201
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: They just dyed the pins in pink vinegar all night

1202
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: long last night. The whole place reeks of vinegar.

1203
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 4: Oh it's so funny that I do. That is a

1204
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 4: good memory. The night before egg thing was real. That

1205
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 4: was man. Yeah, let's everyone just think about that.

1206
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: Let's think about the good times. Oh, hello, sir, that's.

1207
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 4: Your type, right, there isn't it.

1208
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: He is a real grizzly man. That guy, yeah.

1209
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 4: Jogging, just jogging to his photo shoot. It's gonna put

1210
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 4: him on the cover of a brawny towel. I love it.

1211
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: If a brownie man jogs, Yes, I say yes to that. Yeah,

1212
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: I support it from my car, never jogging, rarely moving, no.

1213
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 4: But pretending to be interested in it when you talk

1214
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 4: to him at the grocery store.

1215
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: That's right. Yes, I also am wearing tennis shoes, but

1216
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: I don't move very quickly.

1217
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 4: Oh, these sketched ketch sketchers shape ups. It's so funny

1218
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 4: you notice imow.

1219
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: Embarrassing, embarrassing anyway, I have the huge calves.

1220
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 4: Ah nuts. Well with this, we we did a first take.

1221
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're done.

1222
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 4: We're done. We know when it is out of our sales.

1223
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 1: My coffee is just expired.

1224
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I but it's it was as fun as always.

1225
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is great.

1226
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 4: And thanks to our guest tonight, and thank you to Easter.

1227
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: Yes, our guest tonight was the Easter Bunny. Thank you

1228
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: so much for being here. You big creep.

1229
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 4: Yes, breathing art in the back seat.

1230
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 1: With your eyes that are actually metal mesh wire?

1231
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 4: Stay out of my kids. Fucking sock throw you.

1232
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: Fucking foot tickling pervert?

1233
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 4: Did it you've been listening? Do you need a ride?

1234
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 4: D y n air?

1235
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1236
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 3: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1237
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and they

1238
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 3: turn and on and gay.

1239
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 2: We want to send you off insty. We want to

1240
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 2: welcome you back home.

1241
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?

1242
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1243
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1244
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1245
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1246
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1247
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 4: Do you need with Karen and chriss mm hm