1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Karen permanently bans me from martial arts class and all 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: I did was disable her son. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 2: Okayop, this is okayop. 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: I'm Samuel Donad, I'm John Trut and we tell the 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: funniest stories on the Internet. And John, I got some 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: karate action for you, or at least martial arts. Nice 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: Karen permanently bans me from martial arts class and all 8 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: I did was disable her son. 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 2: Come on, that's all he did. Yeah, just made him 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 2: a quadriplegic. No big deal. 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 3: Oh goodness. 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: Before I start this story, I have to add a 13 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: bit of backstory. I'm a nineteen year old male and 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 1: when I was younger, around fourteen, I used to do 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: taekwondo classes. I was a black belt at the time, 16 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed it them black bullet fourteen. Okay, 17 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: this kid's crushing it, bro, he's a crime fighting man 18 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: in the streets. We had a few incidents where parents 19 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: would take their aggressive kids into class for a free trial, 20 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: but they were mostly dealt with by the instructor. But 21 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: nothing makes my blood boil like this incident I'm about 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: to get into. I did taekwondo on every Tuesday and Thursday, 23 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: for about an hour. Well, on Thursdays, I was in 24 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: an age requirement class which was thirteen plus, so most 25 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,839 Speaker 1: kids had common sons and it was tougher than Tuesdays, 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: which had no age requirements. And what I was doing 27 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: is I was helping the instructor teach as I had 28 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: done training for it, which helped me get a job, 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,119 Speaker 1: which helped me get the job because I was planning 30 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: on working on a place like that at some point. 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: So one Tuesday afternoon, ten minutes after the classes started, 32 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: and entitled mom runs up the stairs making a cracas 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: with her whining entitled kid, who looked about seven seven 34 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: years old. 35 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 2: The instructor lets. 36 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: Me know that I'll take over for a while as 37 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: he goes and assists in titled Mom and title kid. 38 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: While I'm showing the class, who are mostly young kids 39 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: around seven to nine, how to do a certain punch, 40 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: the entitled kid bursts through the door and runs straight 41 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: over to the punching bag. Oh god, he proceeds to 42 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: push me over as I was crouching, Which, Bro, you're 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: a black belt and. 44 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 2: You're like some seven year old pushy over, calling. 45 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: Into question your taekwondo skills even like wouldn't you at 46 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: least be a depth enough to know, like, all right, 47 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: he's coming, I uncrouch. 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 2: You should be ready for any attack. Yeah, come on. 49 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: He proceeds to push me over as I was crouching 50 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: and start punching the bag. I stand up immediately and 51 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: say to the entitled kid in an unhappy tone, Hey, 52 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: you can't be doing that to others. He immediately stop 53 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,679 Speaker 1: punching the bag and says, I, kid. 54 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,679 Speaker 2: You not f off. You punt. 55 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 1: What he is sam and shock at the kid, who 56 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: was younger than most of the people in the room 57 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: that was using language that I wouldn't even use on 58 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: my worst day. The entitled kid then skips away like 59 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: nothing ever happened, and honestly, something did happen. He just 60 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: freaking took over his black belt away from him, but 61 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: he really did the taekwondo brain yeah by While still 62 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: in Shaka, continued the class as I would tell the 63 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: instructor after he returned about the incident. I look over 64 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: to entitled kid who was saying something to entitled mom, 65 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: which I assume was about me while she was purchasing 66 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: and that was all. While she was purchasing a uniform, 67 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: she stops and looks over at me in pure disgust 68 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: and says something to the instructor, who had a confused look. 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: That's when another kid grabbed my arm and asked for 70 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: my help with a punch. I gladly go over and 71 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: help him get out of the situation. I like to 72 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: think like I gladly go over and I'm like, here, 73 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: this is how you're doing. About ten minutes later, the 74 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: entitled kid comes out of the toilets wearing a uniform 75 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: with a wet stain on. 76 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: It's already which should we can all agree what that was? Yikes? Well, 77 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 2: I actually I don't know what it is. It BP. 78 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 3: I guess it's p like BP, there's that's the only 79 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 3: the only possible because there was like a stain, like 80 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 3: a like a dark stain versus a wet stain. 81 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. 82 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: And then what he does is the seven year old 83 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: proceeds to start talking to other kids about his Minecraft world, 84 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: which I guess is I don't know, dude, I used 85 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: to talk about my RuneScape world back in the day. 86 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 2: Man. Gee oh gee, that's a deep cut. 87 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: Luckily, the instructor overheard this and went over to tell 88 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 1: entitled kid to listen or sit out, and which he 89 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: replies finea. The instructor informs me that he will take 90 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 1: over again and I should put the punching bags back. 91 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: I do as he says, and then go grab a 92 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: drink and sit down while waiting for him to call 93 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: me in for a demonstration. And then what he does 94 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: is he does a certain hair grab escape, which I 95 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: guess is a taekwonk do move. After the demonstration, the 96 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: class partners up and does it with each other, in 97 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: which entitled kid comes up to me with the biggest 98 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 1: grin on his face and asks if he can be 99 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: my partner. Not with your wet pants, Yeah, get wet 100 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: Willy away from me. I reluctantly agree as he pulls 101 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: my arm while running into a spot, and he says 102 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: he wants to grab my hair first. I knew exactly 103 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: what he was going to do, but I gave him 104 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt. He then grabs my hair 105 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: with his full force, laughs and pulls me in, which 106 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: I respond by kicking the back of his legs so 107 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: we would fall over onto the match, which I guess 108 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: like if you're gonna if you're gonna fight with the 109 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: big boys, you're gonna be treated like. 110 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 2: The leg. 111 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: When he fell, he decided not to let go of 112 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: my hair but to pull me down with him, and 113 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: which he had pulled my hair out, which, honestly, bro, 114 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: if you're looking to fight like that's the best move. 115 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 2: Whoa. 116 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: I just think he's not prepared for his black belt 117 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: to be taken away from him by a seven year old. 118 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 3: Once again, like the seven year old with seemingly no 119 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 3: training has like outdone you, like freaking. 120 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: Bruce Lee Jackie chan up in this bit. After that, 121 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: I yelled at him, saying, why the heck would you 122 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 1: do that? When his entitled mom looks over and says 123 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: to me, you little crap, get off my son, you 124 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 1: pet out. I start to stand up while holding my head, 125 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: and the entitled kid starts yelling he can't feel his leg, 126 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: oh god, which like, okay, just for a second, op 127 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 1: was the one that sweeped the leg. The kid was 128 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: just holding onto the hair. So if OPI didn't sweep 129 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: the leg, maybe he'd still have some hair. 130 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,119 Speaker 3: This is true, This is true, Maybe the kid would 131 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 3: feel his legs. 132 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, The entitled mom comes and wax me straight in 133 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: the face with her handbag like, look, key, OPI is 134 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: just not prepared for any attack, Like he's a big 135 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: black belt at all, but he can't defend himself a 136 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: seven year old in a. 137 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 3: Handbag, op is blow a white belt like basically nothing. 138 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's worse than a seven year old obviously. She 139 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,839 Speaker 1: hits me in the face with the handbag as the 140 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: instructor comes up and yells at us to get out, 141 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,039 Speaker 1: and which I grab my bag and walk out the 142 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: door with a giant bruise of my face. As I 143 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: wait for the bus, a car pulls up to me 144 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: and it's none other than entitled Mom, an entitled kid 145 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: themselves and titled mom says, you will be hearing from 146 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: us very soon. My son is permanently disabled, and you 147 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: will pay for all the bills. 148 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 2: She then grabs a full. 149 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 1: Water bottle and throws it at me and speeds off 150 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: while the entitled kid is grinning at me. 151 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 2: Titlekidad last laugh row. 152 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: Fast forward a couple days later and I receive an 153 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: email from my Taekwon Do class saying I'm banned from 154 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: the place for badly injuring a child and that I 155 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: would not receive a refund for the rest of the 156 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: year's classes. I'm writing the story because I was recently 157 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 1: unbanned from that place as the company is running short 158 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: on members and is going to shut down and can't 159 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: keep up. 160 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 2: Honestly, I think. 161 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: This is another situation where the opia is wrong, Like 162 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: you shouldn't drop kick a seven year old. 163 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no. 164 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 2: Especially it sounds like he broke the leg of the 165 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 2: seven year old. 166 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very curious because like, if a seven year 167 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 3: old is grinning like that, is there some up Like. 168 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 2: I'm curious. 169 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,239 Speaker 1: I mean, the seven year old's is definitely mischievous, like 170 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: like that we can all agree on. But as what 171 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: I think Op is supposed to be fourteen in this 172 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: and at this stage, like he's supposed to be a 173 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: little bit more put together than a seven year old. 174 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. I think Op is the alier. 175 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 3: I could also see him being like like, it's like 176 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 3: a petty teenager. 177 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: I dang. 178 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,440 Speaker 3: I mean, if that kid really is disabled, that is. 179 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 2: A big, big, big, big, big, big big book problem. Yeah. 180 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: And also like lawyers, Oh yeah, of course, I mean 181 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: the the it looks like all the comments are on 182 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: OP side. I have Maybe I'm just not seeing something 183 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: we need. 184 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 3: We need to research the redd at ope bias where 185 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 3: people are biased, people are super biased and also like 186 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 3: towards OP. 187 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 2: It's like it's like that trope. 188 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 3: Of like am I the a hole for like saving 189 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 3: a puppy or whatever. Maybe they're just so conditioned that 190 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 3: they just automatically think that OP is not the A hole. 191 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think this is a situation like 192 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: the mom definitely should have shouldn't have hit him with 193 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: the bag, but like I don't Dropkicking a seven year 194 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 1: old is never a good move. 195 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know, it sounds like it could 196 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,199 Speaker 3: have been like excessive force. 197 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, you should always assault with 198 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: excessive force. 199 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 2: To freaking subscribe for. 200 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 1: Subscribe, follow us, get on the podcasts and get on 201 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: the Spotify, get on the yotube. 202 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 2: The tik took support us. 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