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Speaker 2: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, and it'sider's guide to kicking button

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Speaker 1: So I've pointed it squarely at Brett. Brett, why do

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Speaker 2: Shit sorry sorry, sorry, it's it's doing a jim jab

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Speaker 1: So you're Santa Claus or you become Oh sorry, Will

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Speaker 5: Do you have you ever done the ones where you

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Speaker 2: I'm really excited for that though, because people have been

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Speaker 5: But yeah, you have you've seen that the College Umbor

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Speaker 5: I'm sure yours is. I'm sure yours has some special

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, I get yours as well, because I don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It flooded them every time. I love them.

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Speaker 3: Brett, That's what I was.

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Speaker 3: So I'm your enemy now, which I like.

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Speaker 2: Well there, Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, and it's as guide

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Speaker 2: to kicking a button, dropping names in the red carpet

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Speaker 1: Week to be sad about.

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Speaker 3: People are very sad.

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Speaker 2: And to say what that thing was specifically to be,

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Speaker 1: But we know that definitely, we know it's something sad

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Speaker 5: Uh huh, it's an absence someone who was doing something

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Speaker 1: you too. Yeah. Will is an unpredictable hot comedy property. Yep,

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Speaker 5: If you have me and your you know, act in

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Speaker 2: sexual way, Yeah you could kill though.

447
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 5: Right, No, no, no, I meant more just like a rebellious

448
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 5: devil may care.

449
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: I didn't mean any mutant sense.

450
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: Because people said that about Dave two. I know he

451
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 2: got in trouble for some kind of thing like that

452
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 2: a couple of times.

453
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried to rogue a couple of people on

454
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: his show. Mmm mm. And what I think it was

455
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: was more of a gambit situation where they waited for

456
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: him to fall asleep, tried to kiss him, got a

457
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: big shock yeah, and then fall down and then all

458
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: of a sudden everyone calls the cops.

459
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 5: I pictured it more of a cerebro situation where Dave

460
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 5: would strap himself into a huge metal what's that cerebro?

461
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: Is it doesn't matter.

462
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: It's like a little it's a child's toy.

463
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sound like kran kran m sure.

464
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's like Crank. It's more of a

465
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: good guy think. But anyway, so yeah, I am.

466
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 5: I am of that same genealogy of just letting it

467
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 5: all hang out, you know what I mean. That's where

468
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 5: my comedy comes from.

469
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 1: And your new line of genes is called genealogy, Is

470
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: that right, Will?

471
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're available in my Etsy store, their hand made

472
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 5: custom order genealogy genes that you tell me what your

473
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 5: ethnic background is and I just write it across the.

474
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: S and hayes. I just want you to know, since

475
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: you're not here, that there is the loudest conversation I've

476
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: ever heard happening right outside the door to the studio,

477
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes before the next group is supposed to

478
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: be here.

479
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 3: Is it zach LEVI? Let me guess, is zach Levi?

480
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: It's Lebine.

481
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: It's Lebine, okay, I it is Levine.

482
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 3: Something of that in that in that crew.

483
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to jinx it, but I think it's Labine.

484
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 2: The volume is part of it. It's part of the

485
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: thing for those guys.

486
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: Yea, And then comes Levi and he's trying to top

487
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: him and the two of them are having one of

488
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: these where you each grab the higher part of the

489
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: bat thing with their voices.

490
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they may have heard us talking about

491
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 2: nerd stuff.

492
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,959
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, which it called them.

493
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: They have sort of a pheromonal response to being nerds themselves.

494
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it's something of a siren song.

495
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 5: So but you know, that's the cut. That's I gotta say.

496
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 5: And people, I'm glad. I feel like people are waiting

497
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 5: for this show. It's it's been a notable absence. This

498
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 5: show hasn't commented on what's happened this week. People are

499
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 5: wondering what to think and feel about it, and they're

500
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 5: looking to this show.

501
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: And you guys to know.

502
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: Well, because everyone knows that he was a huge influence

503
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 3: of ours.

504
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he changed the way I think about the god.

505
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: He I mean, for me, it's like everything I do

506
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 5: is like I you know, is influenced by you, almost more.

507
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: Than it's really a compliment.

508
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: That's sort of the greatest compliment to him in a way,

509
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 2: much more than and we really did love him so

510
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: much I left.

511
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 5: You may be the number one most important comedy fixture

512
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 5: in my career.

513
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: And absolutely without ever having to take the option of

514
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 2: watching his show Oh yeah, It's Yes, which we had

515
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 2: every night, and then choosing not to do that is

516
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 2: even more of a couple of met.

517
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 5: Just the velcro stuff alone, just like strapping yourself in

518
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,239
Speaker 5: a velcros and does he does he do that anymore? Uh?

519
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: I think I know what you're talking about.

520
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put.

521
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 5: On like the full velcrow city would jump in a

522
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 5: little mini trampoline and jump up and stick to like

523
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 5: a full velcrow wall.

524
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: Oh great. Yeah. As a kid, I used to I

525
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: remembering I was like ten or something. As a kid,

526
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I used to U do a couple things. One is

527
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: I would drop fruit because I had trouble holding it.

528
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

529
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: Now I don't know if he does that yeah still yeah,

530
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: but if he does, isn't that huge?

531
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: Like me?

532
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: Yes? And another thing I would do is if I

533
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: met someone who's kind of a weirdo, right, I would

534
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: kind of give group people together and be like, let's

535
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: all kind of make fun of this weirdo and how

536
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: they interact.

537
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very that's very As you are a hugely

538
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 5: influenced by Dave with it in that respect.

539
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: And if you can, I say this about being influenced

540
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: by someone. We have a couple of new listeners because

541
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: we did have Comedy Bang Bang recently. Nice. Uh, if

542
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: you're listening and you're not sure if you like us,

543
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: just ask do you like Dave? Because we're influenced by him,

544
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: and so there you must not the show.

545
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just want to clarify, not Dave's show, just

546
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: kind of the idea of Dave.

547
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: We're not super familiar with the show. You have to

548
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: be upfront about that. Yeah, I used to be.

549
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 5: I was a huge, huge fan of uh when he

550
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 5: was you know whatever before.

551
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: Well, you saw the show once in a taxi cab, right.

552
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: That's right.

553
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 5: I was taking a taxicab and got the traffic was insane.

554
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 5: I was stuck on the Williamsburg Bridge. I was going

555
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 5: to this really hot gig in the Lower east Side.

556
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 3: You know.

557
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 5: It was like Nick Kroll, John Glazier, David Cross. I

558
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 5: don't remember. It's a huge comedy gig. Yeah, down a

559
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 5: Galopagos or maybe it was a Fat Baby. I don't

560
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 5: remember one of those. But I'm on the bridge and

561
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 5: of course traffic's had a standstill, so I got to

562
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 5: watch like the Little Thing and Dave's Show.

563
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: Me. The cab driver really likes it when you turn

564
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: the volume all the way up on that so he

565
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: can hear it as well.

566
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: He's bored.

567
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 5: They're not allowed to use hands free phones, so that's

568
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 5: necessary for them to enjoy their job. So I turn

569
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 5: it up all the way and yeah, Dave's show was on,

570
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 5: and I was like, what's this? And took me a

571
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 5: while to remember what was going on. I was like,

572
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 5: who is this? And then I was like, oh right,

573
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 5: and then I loved it and I connected with it

574
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 5: and it had a huge influence on me.

575
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: Do we all want to talk about the first time

576
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: we met Dave?

577
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I would love to talk about that.

578
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: Hayes.

579
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: Could you go flashback to nineteen sixty one. I'm I'm

580
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 2: waiting for the trolley outside of the UA lot, the

581
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: United Artist A Lot. I was doing a thing. I

582
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: was putting out a fire on my three sons. One

583
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: of the suns had just kissed Fred McMurray on the show.

584
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 3: He'd done a whole bolt of hashish.

585
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that show is live, so they had to

586
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: use it.

587
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 2: And so I was there to kind of cool off

588
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: the studio audience.

589
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: They had done a lot of whistling, and.

590
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 5: I mean that breaks the codes, that breaks the I mean,

591
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 5: that's such a ship ship show for HM.

592
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: And so this was the summer. You remember that summer

593
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: where there were those horrible dust storms.

594
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, yeah.

595
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: After all the FDR sixty one sixty yes.

596
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, after the FDR stuff in sixty one, the

597
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 5: dust storms wouldn't. I was like, God was getting involved. Yeah, yeah,

598
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 5: it was too big.

599
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: And I my suit was getting very dusty because of

600
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 3: all the storms.

601
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: And so I looked at this suit shine boy that

602
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: was sort of wandering over and I you know, I said,

603
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: suit shine boy, come over here.

604
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 3: I'll give you a shiny plane.

605
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: After FDR, the suit shine boy was a much more

606
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: popular position. And it's sort of yes, it's fatally yes,

607
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: has calmed down, the nation has progressed, but go ahead.

608
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: So this boy is signing my shoes, my suit, and

609
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: he's making all these great jokes about Manuel Noriega, who

610
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: at the.

611
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: Time that's a really progress was not yet he was

612
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: not in power.

613
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not in anybody's radar because he is not

614
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 5: at all involved in anything at that point.

615
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: Yes, but He made.

616
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: Some jokes about him had time different kinds of face creams,

617
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 2: and he did some stuff about Mike Tyson biting somebody's ear.

618
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: I didn't know who any of these people were at

619
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: that point, but something about his devil may care rogue

620
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 2: attitude had a huge influence on me from the very beginning,

621
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: even when I first met him as a child. Wow,

622
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: so that was my first contact with him. If any

623
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: of you guys would like to speak.

624
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do this.

625
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 5: Smash cut to nineteen seventy seven, Los Angeles, the Comedy Store.

626
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 5: I'm waiting to go on and I'm about to crush it.

627
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: Mitsi's saying, we got to put you on early. The

628
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 5: crowd is crazy, and I'm like, I can handle it.

629
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 5: I can handle it. And at this point my act

630
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 5: is very traditional, it's very joke based. It's very like

631
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 5: take my wife. It's very much like you know, you know,

632
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 5: I'm of the dangerfield school at this time that Alan

633
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 5: King kind of just one liners. I'm an entertainer. I'm

634
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 5: an entertainer at this point, and I'm crushing it. But

635
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 5: I don't realize how narrow I'm being. Backstage. I'm about

636
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 5: to go on this guy comes up to me, and

637
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 5: by the way, I got a great suit on, great

638
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 5: like Italian knit thing, and I look sharp. This guy

639
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 5: comes up to me wearing khaki pants and sneakers, and

640
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 5: he looks like some bum, you know, except that he

641
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 5: clear he had the glint of intelligence in his eye

642
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 5: that I knew he couldn't have been a bum because

643
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 5: bums are always stupid, and this guy looks smart, so

644
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 5: he can't.

645
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: Be a bump. That's how they lose that.

646
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 5: They all start rich. Yeah, everyone starts rich, and then

647
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 5: if you're dumb, you lose it. And this guy, he

648
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 5: looked too smart to be. I couldn't figure it out.

649
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 5: I knew something was going on with this guy. He

650
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 5: comes up to me, he puts his arm around me,

651
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 5: and he's like, hey, why don't you try being real tonight?

652
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

653
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 5: This guy doesn't know me at all, and he comes

654
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 5: up and says that to me, and I was like,

655
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 5: be real.

656
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: Goldbloom.

657
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 5: It was Jeff Goldblum, and then behind him was David Letterman.

658
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 5: I met him and he had a huge influence on me.

659
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 2: Whoa wow, wow, Sorry there's a little delay.

660
00:34:54,560 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: That's okay, so slow Pam across time, across time to

661
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: an aerial view of a highway. Now the cars are

662
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 1: completely packed in like sardines on a road. Who's there

663
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: directing traffic in their orange jacket but me? Of course

664
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: at the time I take in charge, Yes, I had

665
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 1: gotten out of my rolls Royce Phantom. This is back

666
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: in nineteen twenty nineteen or twentieth of June last year.

667
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm pointing this way, I'm waving that way.

668
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing every signal under the sun. At some point

669
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: I feel a tap on my shoulder and of course

670
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: I grab the arm and I instantly have this dude

671
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 1: in an armbar, whoever it is, and I'm like, either

672
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: you announce yourself, tell me who you are, or I'm

673
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: taking your arm home with me, buddy. And he can

674
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: feel that I'm serious because it's a it's a very

675
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: intense pressure on the elbow. But he's not permanently injured

676
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: at this point because I have that level of control. Anyway,

677
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: he blows a little cigar smoke in my ear. Woh,

678
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,280
Speaker 1: I smell the quality through my ear and I know, oh,

679
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: this is this is an Ashton Heritage nineteen sixty eight. Finally,

680
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: aged tobacco, and I am ready to share stories with

681
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: whoever the taste maker near me is. I turn face

682
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: to face with some gap tooth fucking buffoon who I like,

683
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: I just instinctively I can't. Yeah, And he says, hey,

684
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: I've noticed something when you're waiving these cars, And I go,

685
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: what's that? And he goes, most stop, but a few go,

686
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 1: and I go, but a few go, yeah, and he goes,

687
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: but a few go, and we start fucking laughing. Yeah,

688
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: roll in laughing because what a funny name.

689
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 5: And I go, funny name, good pun And you don't

690
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 5: see it coming.

691
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: You know, that is a master work, Yes, you.

692
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: Could say, but a fuc like almost nobody else in

693
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: the business. Yes, And Mulamar the way he said Mouamar Kadaffi, Yeah,

694
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: m hm. And I liked how he never stopped doing

695
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 2: that at best.

696
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: And then and Namy Fisher's shot but a FEC's wife.

697
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: That's yes, that's true, which is something to be remembered,

698
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: but not to the exclusion of the fact that his

699
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: name is still insane. Yeah, right right, And so I

700
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: always liked that about him. Yeah, And and anyway, as

701
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: I said, this was June of last year and it

702
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: felt yeah, timely as ever. Yeah, and meeting him, that

703
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: was when I met him and it's influenced me to

704
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: this day. Wow, Hayes, I'm going to make some enemies

705
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: for our show right now, and I know you didn't

706
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: want to do that anymore, but I am going to

707
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: step outside the studio and say, please talk quieter because

708
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: we've gotten here early before, and don't we talk quiet

709
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: when we do that?

710
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: Hayes.

711
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, i'd like it if you'd ask them to

712
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 2: apologize on our show.

713
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh, that would be nice. Let me see if I

714
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: can get that, just.

715
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 2: A quick apology. I'm so sorry about this. Well, will

716
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: could you please not hurt them?

717
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,479
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go, like, I know that.

718
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 2: Your instinct is to hurt him over and I wish

719
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 2: you wouldn't, just because they are part of our family.

720
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 3: Basically.

721
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 5: I know this is supposed to be entertainment, but this

722
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 5: is also dogg Eat dog Field.

723
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot.

724
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: Of times it really is just puffing out your chest.

725
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: And I know a lot of times, a lot of times,

726
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: but just in this one case, if you could not

727
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 2: hurt the person, so you may.

728
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: Need headphones to hear Hayes Hayes, I got some of

729
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: them in here, and it's some of these great and

730
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: it's some of these funny women that are that are

731
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: this epidemic around here.

732
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: Okay, great? Oh Okay.

733
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: It's a little disappointing because I did think it was

734
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: Zachary Levi, But who am I speaking to?

735
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 3: Instead?

736
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: I thought it was Lebine and and I thought it

737
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: was Levi, but instead they're going to tell you all

738
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: their names.

739
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 6: Okay, it's Lauren Lapkis and Aaron Whitehead, Stephanie Allen and

740
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 6: we can hear you hello, okay, and Mary Holland.

741
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I could see. I could see how you would

742
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 2: think it was Tyler Lebine.

743
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: It's through a door.

744
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 6: Honestly, just came in here to apologize to Hayes because

745
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 6: we were being really loud, so we just wanted to apologize.

746
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: Any of you want to say a quick thing about

747
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: how Dave influenced.

748
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 6: You, Leman, Yes, yeah, I feel like he really inspired

749
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 6: me to get involved with television. Like what growing up

750
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 6: as a little spunk, spunky kid, not a spunk, Yeah,

751
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 6: I was like a spunky kid, and like he had

752
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 6: like that energy that really inspired me. So like for sure,

753
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 6: That's what kept me going, like through all the years

754
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 6: where I was like doubting myself.

755
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, I'm just not care anymore that he

756
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: cheated on his wife wherever.

757
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: Well, people like that. He just kind of didn't didn't

758
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 3: give it yet.

759
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: About the fact that he broke the rules, I think

760
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: is part of what made his comedy so special.

761
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 3: He was a rogue.

762
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was willing to break the rules. Like he

763
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 5: was commenting at institutions.

764
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: Well, there's that rule don't wear a velcro and jump

765
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: on the wall, isn't there? And he broke that rule.

766
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 6: He broke the rule of throwing paint off a building.

767
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: Yep, M yes, all right, Well who said that thing

768
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: about his wife? Were we forgetting that he had heart

769
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: surgery at one point? I think he could use a

770
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: little sympathy.

771
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a heart.

772
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 5: We were to say that guy's been through some heart

773
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 5: this guy's been through some trauma.

774
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: It can have a lot of ect sometimes, get who

775
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: you're married to or what is it that even means.

776
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 5: I'm sure he didn't know. I'm sure he didn't really

777
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 5: understand the implications of what he was doing, and that somebody.

778
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: I think if he knew he got was gonna get caught.

779
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: He probably never would have even done it. Yeah, that's

780
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: that's to be remembered. Well.

781
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 2: But even if you don't have a heart, even if

782
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: you cheat on your wife, you.

783
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: Can still inspire a spunk kid somewhere out there. And

784
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: for me, he was doubting herself.

785
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I had so much doubt. And then I'd like,

786
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 6: watch the show. Why, Well, I can't explain it. You know,

787
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 6: It's just how I was raised. Man, So I was

788
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 6: so much doubt in my heart and then like, you're

789
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 6: so crazy, Well raise to have doubt, yeah, man, because

790
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 6: like you're just supposed to do, You're supposed to be humble,

791
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 6: and you know, he just really taught me to just

792
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 6: go for my dreams and not care what anyone thinks

793
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 6: and not get races.

794
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 5: I think when Dave cheated on his wife, I was like,

795
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 5: that's hilarious. I was like, that is the funniest thing.

796
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: I thought it was a stupid pet trick. Me too.

797
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this is he's hosting a talk show,

798
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 5: but he acts like he doesn't give a shit about

799
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 5: the talk show, and that teaches us to laugh at

800
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 5: talk shows. Now he's like involved with people and he's

801
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 5: cheating on them. He doesn't give a shit about them,

802
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 5: And that's also funny, is what I love.

803
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a new layer to what we all

804
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: really have already admitted that we.

805
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 3: Like, does he have pets?

806
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 6: He has a son?

807
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 1: Is a son that he cheats like a pet?

808
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 2: People?

809
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: That's like really loving toward a pet, yeah, and not

810
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: and not the people in his life. Yeah, Like if

811
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: you saw him with a pet, he'd be like very like,

812
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: oh look here.

813
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 5: Well, when I first met Dave in the late seventies

814
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 5: and he and I were doing stand up together, he

815
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 5: had a ton of jokes about dogs that were written

816
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 5: by his then living girlfriend, Meryl Marco. But I actually

817
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 5: gave him a number of those dog jokes, so I

818
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 5: know that happened.

819
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: So the jokes were written by his then living girlfriend,

820
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: But you gave him the jokes, that's right.

821
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 5: She would write them and give them to me on paper.

822
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: I was a Dave, Meryll wants you to have these,

823
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 5: and then he would do them and I'd be like, well,

824
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 5: you're welcome.

825
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: But if she gave him to him directly, he would

826
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: never read them. No way.

827
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 6: We just wanted to say sorry for being so loud.

828
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

829
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 6: So we're just really sorry about that.

830
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking at Brett. Here, my cameras trained on Brett,

831
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: and he's starting to look very nervous and also like

832
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: he's trying to look very cool.

833
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: I think because of all there being girls.

834
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: Are female energy, and it sort of very much changes

835
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: the way Brett is just physically holds himself.

836
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: For example, that little newsboy cat that he's wearing, he

837
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 2: put on as soon as he heard there were going

838
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: to be girls in the room.

839
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: He did not have it.

840
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 5: Aaron Whitehead, Aaron Whitehead, when did you first meet David Letterman?

841
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I don't know him?

842
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: Uh huh, say flashback in the year that you met him.

843
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, fighting and that was an influence on you. Yeah,

844
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: because I always knew what hypothetical fight we'd be in.

845
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: Tell it like a movie, though, like we like to

846
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: sort of use camera directions to describe meeting him.

847
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 5: Most of our anecdotes begin with the camera direction.

848
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: He told her to tell his story. So cut to

849
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: Aaron Whitehead in her bathroom. She's brushing her teeth, her

850
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: hair is mussed up. It's been a long night. David

851
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: Letterman pops up in the thought bubble above her head.

852
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: Go away, Dave, I'm trying to brush my teeth. What's

853
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: going on? We had a disagreement. Wow, gosh damn, I'm

854
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: in my bathroom, Dave. That was a perfectation. That impression was.

855
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 3: Wow, it was.

856
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Do you feel that I was doubting myself right before

857
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: it happened? Yeah?

858
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 6: And now you feel better?

859
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: Yes, Now I'm spunky.

860
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 6: On that note, we have stuff to do, so so sorry.

861
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: Well, thanks so much. And wild Horses Everybody by Tyler

862
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: hugely influenced by the great Man. Dave and Mary really

863
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: made a point of waving to Haze on the computer screen.

864
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 4: Could I take my hat off?

865
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: We no one asked you to put it?

866
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus bred Actually you know what, No, No, you

867
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 5: have to keep your hat on. I can't function if

868
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 5: you're taking that. If you're being that casual, not.

869
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 3: To you should be with us, Brett.

870
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: You should be thinking the same way as if you

871
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 2: were trying to impress a date.

872
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: So I think you should keep your hat on.

873
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 4: Well, I'm staring at you through Skype.

874
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

875
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 2: It is a little bit like we're having a fancy

876
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: dinner together, or we're in a bubble bath.

877
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 5: Can we talk a little bit about Dave's infidelity because

878
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 5: I was hugely influenced by that. I'm glad that Wild

879
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 5: Horses brought that up because I was like, well, as

880
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 5: a comedian, I want to live my life like a monk,

881
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 5: like in the purest form. And then when Dave did that,

882
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, it's okay to make mistakes, you

883
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 5: know what you mean, It's okay to yes, and it's

884
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 5: almost better, it's almost encouraged. And you can't really be

885
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 5: funny if you don't, if you don't commit huge acts

886
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 5: of infidelity on the people you're committed to.

887
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: His biggest influence on me, I think was liking the

888
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 2: Foo Fighters.

889
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, Yes, that was huge.

890
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 2: When he first I thought it was like a fake,

891
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: funny band name when he first referenced them. But when

892
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: it sort of became clear to me that this was

893
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 2: a real band, uh, then they became my favorite band

894
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 2: as well, and that song became my favorite song.

895
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: Yes, the one, the one, that song, the one that's

896
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: he comes, Yes, and and and will. We've talked a

897
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: lot about how much he influenced your comedy, but we

898
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: haven't talked a ton about your comedy.

899
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I'm not the focus of the show.

900
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'll just just for the.

901
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 2: Nobody's saying that. Nobody's saying that you are, will but

902
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 2: go ahead, and.

903
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I am the curator of a retweet account

904
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 5: good jokes spelled with a Z that just finds and

905
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 5: curates the best tweets around and I retweet them.

906
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Uh, and I'm just sort.

907
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 5: Of a curator strip the Yeah, I just put I

908
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 5: retyped them underneath my own handle so that it's a

909
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 5: non denominational presentation of the humor. You're not influenced by. Oh,

910
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 5: this famous person said it, I better like it. No,

911
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 5: joke's got to stand on its own. The joke better

912
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 5: be good enough to be funny without you knowing that

913
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 5: somebody else wrote it.

914
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 2: They wouldn't want you to just be trading off their name. No,

915
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: these are the joke that's most important.

916
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 5: These are real artists. These are people who are real

917
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 5: craftsmen of jokes. Sammy Rhoades, that Christian minister, he's one

918
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 5: of my favorites. OZ Chris Rock. Not Chris Rock, but

919
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 5: the guy from Australia who just re types Chris Rock jokes.

920
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 5: I retweet his without attribution.

921
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: Do you like the fat Jewish or whatever that guy is?

922
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 3: Yeah?

923
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 5: I think he's good sometimes men's humor, Yeah, men's humor

924
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 5: is good. A lot of the uber facts parody accounts.

925
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 5: I'm big fans of Rob Denaney, which is not Rob Delaney,

926
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 5: but this other guy who is I think a more

927
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 5: radical and interesting version of Rob Delaney.

928
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 2: I like the Rob Delaney where the L in his

929
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: user name is a one or no, it's a capital I.

930
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's great so and the picture is exactly the same.

931
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: Yep, he's a good one.

932
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: He's he's got some really good stuff, interesting stuff going on.

933
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: That's Is there another one other than that? Yeah, there's

934
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 5: Rob d'nany, There's Rob d Oney. There's Uh, there's Rob

935
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 5: d There's an L which is like a Unicode character

936
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 5: that looks like an L, but it's actually a I

937
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 5: just have the capital I guy.

938
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: And I'm loving and when he wants he likes Harry Bush,

939
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, he'll talk about Harry Bush. He'll talk

940
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: about ship in his wife's pussy. He'll uh, and he's

941
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: really funny about it.

942
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 5: He'll talk about growing a bunch of tits on his

943
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 5: Dick and he's great.

944
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 3: He's great.

945
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's so great. Like the image of

946
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 5: tits on a dick is tell me it's not funny.

947
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 5: He tends tits Dick.

948
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: I retweet that.

949
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 5: I have a search actually for any tweets that mentioned

950
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 5: tits and Dick in the same tweet.

951
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: It comes up. Hey, sometimes he wants to do something gross.

952
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Yeah, yep, yeah. Rob Dewey

953
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 5: is really great. Yes, and so I'll retweet him or uh.

954
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: And and really these are Rob Dewany and yourself are

955
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: the descendants of Dave.

956
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 5: Absolutely. Let me just say right now, all credit to Dave.

957
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 5: All the comedy that I do, all the work that

958
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 5: I've done, the effect I had is all the credit

959
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 5: is to Dave. I wouldn't have gotten into this level

960
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 5: of comedy without being very influenced.

961
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: By Dave and.

962
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 5: His great attitude, which I assume he still had towards

963
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 5: the end on his show.

964
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: Should we do a top ten list?

965
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 2: We got our favorite things to talk about and thank

966
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: Dave for and Dave moments on the show, And people

967
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: might wonder like, if this is so sad for us,

968
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 2: then why didn't we watch the show over the years.

969
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: This should be proof that we deal watch the show.

970
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: We did without having necessarily seen every episode in right

971
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 1: at fifteen years. It doesn't mean that I haven't seen

972
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: a single episode since I was maybe sixteen years old.

973
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: Right now, let's say, uh, for people who don't know, Hey,

974
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: why are you doing a top ten list? That's a

975
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: weird thing to do in a tribute, right Well, I

976
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: don't know if he still does this.

977
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 5: Certainly back in the day this was a pretty frequent

978
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 5: I think like once or twice a week.

979
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: He would dyve once did a top ten list almost

980
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: every week, and so it's kind of honoring that aspect.

981
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: So we're going to say the top ten things, and

982
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,959
Speaker 1: they're not things that we half remember from the show.

983
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 5: These are big important memories, yes, that I revisit frequently.

984
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: Number ten Suji bar and mirror jewel.

985
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, huge part, huge part there.

986
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 3: Does he still use them? Did he? Did he keep

987
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 3: using them?

988
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: You're breaking up the Skype connections?

989
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 3: No good.

990
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Let's go to number nine. Number nine.

991
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 5: Number nine head writer Jerry Munnon, head writer Jerry Mundon.

992
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 5: I liked Jerry Munnon and just used to come out

993
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 5: and do He was like this bearded guy and he

994
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,479
Speaker 5: did good.

995
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: That was he was. That's a huge Is that biff? Yeah?

996
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 1: I can't God?

997
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 3: Is it?

998
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I'm thinking of?

999
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 3: Can you guys hear me?

1000
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're back.

1001
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: Number nine.

1002
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: I liked when people would have to race Paul Schaeffer

1003
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 2: around the studio. Oh yeah, by the race Paul segment,

1004
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: and he would always win because he only he knew

1005
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 2: what the track was for that day.

1006
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Number nine, Little j leno, Oh oh wait, let's go

1007
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: ship coming into number nine. You gotta see this the

1008
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: uh he had no respect for note cards at one

1009
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 1: pot Oh yeah, I remember that. That was the thing

1010
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 1: he did for a while.

1011
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

1012
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: Number nine Abby Elliott.

1013
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: Number nine when he that one show where he disproved

1014
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: the Bible.

1015
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: Heavy show, huge influence.

1016
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: I did.

1017
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: Did you do dance and No? That's a huge one. Yeah,

1018
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: I'll give that a number nine, Yes, number nine dance

1019
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: and yeah. Number nine.

1020
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 5: You know, like telling a half assed joke and then

1021
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 5: looking at the band and they do a rim shot anyway, Yeah,

1022
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 5: kind of like you know, yeah, like.

1023
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: You're in on it with him. That's a huge.

1024
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: Number nine just sort of off that just sort of

1025
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 2: knowing that the show was not good for years and

1026
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: years and years and just not giving a shit. Yeah,

1027
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 2: And that was the thing that was so amazing about him,

1028
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: was just not caring about the quality of anything he did.

1029
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: Number eight rudeness, Yeah, as a virtue. Yeah. Number four.

1030
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 5: Just being creepy to a lot of the women on

1031
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 5: the show and making that like charming somehow, not like

1032
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 5: as creepy as like John Travolta on an award show,

1033
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 5: but just sort of like, hey, you shouldn't be getting

1034
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 5: away with this just because Drew Barrymore is giggling.

1035
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: That's number four.

1036
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 3: Number number two.

1037
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: Somehow making a list proprietary.

1038
00:53:54,800 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the number one thing where actually I think,

1039
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: and now that you mentioned that the list doing is proprietary,

1040
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: I think if we get to number one, we do

1041
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: have to pay the shows.

1042
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 3: We are you have to circle back to number three, Okay.

1043
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: And the number three thing that is something that we

1044
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: ever do all know and it is part of the

1045
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: David Letterman show. The microphones, oh god.

1046
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 3: Cute the famous microphone. Yeah, he used.

1047
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: Them every show. You know what else?

1048
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 5: I just want to say that I think is overlooked sometimes.

1049
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 5: But I think comedians like us appreciate this, and I

1050
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 5: think maybe regular people don't notice this as much. But

1051
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 5: the talk show is such a challenging medium that it

1052
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 5: is maybe the most difficult medium for comedian because you know,

1053
00:54:54,920 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 5: you sit next to famous people and they talk and

1054
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 5: you get to be there and that's hard mm hmm.

1055
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 3: And you have to be kind of quiet because the

1056
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 3: people who are watching or trying to fall asleep.

1057
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so if you're too wowed, they'll turn the

1058
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: TV off.

1059
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: It's real.

1060
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 5: The volume level is a very difficult thing, which Carson

1061
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 5: was the best at. No disrespect to Dave, Carson was

1062
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 5: the king of moderate volume.

1063
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: Dave definitely is the rightful heir to the Carson throne,

1064
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: but Carson still the king, baby, and the King even

1065
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: got his bands to be quiet.

1066
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 3: Usually, yes, the band would start playing and he'd.

1067
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: Be like, shut up, Yeah, Carson would just shush him.

1068
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: Then the Doc Jefferson Band was mostly Obo's by the end,

1069
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 5: because they're the most moderate volumed instrument. This week, on

1070
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: my Twitter account, good Jokes with a Z. I have

1071
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 5: just been retweeting old Letterman jokes as a here.

1072
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: I'll read a couple and I obviously I don't attribute.

1073
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 5: Them, so you wouldn't. I'm just gonna let the cat

1074
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 5: out of the bag that that's where these jokes are.

1075
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 5: I mean, it was sort of.

1076
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: A sun I was wondering homage. You saw them, and

1077
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: you were wondering if that was true? Is the Yeah,

1078
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: what is this?

1079
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 5: Do you remember when Carson died at that Letterman show

1080
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 5: he did Carson jokes? Yeah, and they didn't attribute those,

1081
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 5: and you're by the end of it, you're like, oh,

1082
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 5: these must be Carson jokes because they're really dated and

1083
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 5: weird and it was a really sweet thing that he did.

1084
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:23,479
Speaker 5: So uh and he and Dave he did die.

1085
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: Is that right?

1086
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1087
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Something something bad?

1088
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 3: Either that or he's like a vegetable.

1089
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the what's the mood in New York about

1090
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: the vegetable stuff? Is?

1091
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 2: I I don't want to ask too many questions because

1092
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: I like going around, but but.

1093
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: But people have to be devastated.

1094
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 3: Yes, people are really sad.

1095
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 2: And just like at brunch today, there was basically nobody

1096
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 2: even in the restaurant I was eating at, and no waiters,

1097
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 2: no service of any kind because I think people were

1098
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 2: so upset.

1099
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was closed.

1100
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 5: They told you it was closed when you showed up

1101
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 5: right and effectively, that's right.

1102
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone tried to make me leave because they were

1103
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 2: so sad about Dave. And again I didn't want to

1104
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 2: press it too much, but the things are not great here.

1105
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 3: Well.

1106
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Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the restaurants I went to this morning,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not even in New York, but to show

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Speaker 1: you how far the influence reached, they told me it

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Speaker 1: wasn't a restaurant, yeah, that it was a playground. Wow.

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Speaker 1: And they told me I was too heavy for the

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Speaker 1: seesaw at the restaurant. How sad.

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Speaker 5: And no eggs no, and no eggs Wow, that is sad.

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Speaker 5: I had the same experience and I went into this

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Speaker 5: restaurant and I was told I'm your roommate, this is

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Speaker 5: my bedroom. You still owe me money, You're too old

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Speaker 5: to have a roommate. And no eggs noggs in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's just sad.

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Speaker 3: That's how sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's despicable and and and and that's how sad

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Speaker 1: people get. But I'm sorry. Will you were about to

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Speaker 1: read and these are yeah, I didn't attribute them.

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Speaker 3: Should this be our prize for the pro version?

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Speaker 1: Yes it should it should, So who won?

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Speaker 3: These are for Houston, Houston.

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Speaker 1: You won the pro version and here's your prize.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 1: Read these were on Good You already read You probably

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Speaker 1: already read.

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Speaker 5: These if you subscribed to my Good Jokes with the

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Speaker 5: z Twitter account. Okay, first one, Hey Paul, have you

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Speaker 5: heard about this lost show boy?

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Speaker 1: I hope somebody finds them. That's one great one.

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Speaker 5: I love that joke. Hey Paul, what's with this internet thing?

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Speaker 5: People love this internet thing? Internet thing? Hashtag internet thing.

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Speaker 1: That's one.

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Speaker 5: It's more than one and forty characters, so you have

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Speaker 5: to hit the link to go read it. Another one is,

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Speaker 5: hey Paul, boy, people really go for this Madonna chick.

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Speaker 1: That's one.

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Speaker 5: Larry bud Melman, you fat old, mentally disturbed man, get

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Speaker 5: out here.

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Speaker 1: That's another one. Great letterman joke. Do the OJ one?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh o? J Hey Paul O J.

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Speaker 5: Simpson uh is on trial today and and.

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Speaker 1: Uh I think he did it. That's one of his jokes.

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Speaker 2: Do uh do?

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00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 3: John Wayne bobbit right?

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Speaker 5: Uh Hey, Paul, Uh got some bad news. I went

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Speaker 5: in for a marriage counseling because I'm terrible to the

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Speaker 5: women in my life, and my marriage counselor is Loraina Bobbitt,

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Speaker 5: great one. Those are you know, it was a class

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Speaker 5: I mean obvious. You know when you read those, you're like,

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Speaker 5: all right, I remember these?

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Speaker 1: Can we go? I'm sorry, can we get one more?

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Speaker 1: Cadafi joke? Sure? This is such a favorite, big all right?

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Speaker 1: Last one?

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Speaker 5: So I was talking with Hey, Paul, I was talking

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Speaker 5: with Kadafi and uh, you know what he told me

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Speaker 5: is important to him. He wants his MTV. That's a

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Speaker 5: that's a way back. That is a way back one.

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Speaker 1: But it's still as relevant today as it was. He

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Speaker 1: was told. And by bye everyone. This has been an

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Speaker 1: Earwolf Media production executive producers Jeff Ulrich and Scott Ackerman.

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