Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us
Speaker 1: time and a termino and gay. We want to send
Speaker 1: you off in style. You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen tilgera Karen.
Speaker 2: I hate to start this with a with a question,
Speaker 2: but do I seem different?
Speaker 4: You do seem different? Yeah, you seem thinner. Have you
Speaker 4: been doing wheatwaters?
Speaker 2: I've had appetite problems and I've been going to the
Speaker 2: bathroom a lot.
Speaker 1: But that's not what I wanted to bring up. That's
Speaker 1: why I have that I got. I'm got a tattoo? What? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Of what of my mom's signature on my chest? Oh
Speaker 5: it's right here over your heart. Yeah, that's love please
Speaker 5: her handwriting.
Speaker 1: That's a Sandy duncan ops.
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 1: My mom was a fam this glass eyed actress didn't Andy,
Speaker 1: don't cut out al I think.
Speaker 2: So she was like in a spin off show called
Speaker 2: I Think Valerie Burtonelli quit a show or and they
Speaker 2: pretended she died, and then it was called Valerie's Family.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was, it was. It was not Valerie Burtinelli.
Speaker 4: It was Valerie the other actress that played Roda.
Speaker 1: Okay, who's Valerie? Her name?
Speaker 4: Her real name, Stephen. If you have a moment, please
Speaker 4: help grandma.
Speaker 1: It's Valerie Rhoda. Am I allowed to turn? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, oh no, there's a specific sign no right on red, Karen.
Speaker 2: But you got a you know, have your eyes shift
Speaker 2: over everything available to look at.
Speaker 1: I have to make sure they find that bright red
Speaker 1: thing in front of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you in this city, if you're at
Speaker 4: a red light and you're not taking that right on
Speaker 4: red and moving things along, people will shoot you. So
Speaker 4: I had to do my due diligence there.
Speaker 2: But I've noticed in my new hip area that I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get used to, I feel like I'm the
Speaker 2: oldest person there. People honk when you don't turn left
Speaker 2: because someone is walking in the street.
Speaker 1: I'll still honk at you.
Speaker 2: They still will for sure because they think they aren't
Speaker 2: honking at the person, But the person usually will look at.
Speaker 1: You like I'm the one honking. Yes, it's the person
Speaker 1: behind me honking. I know.
Speaker 2: I'm the first car. I know, but it's because of
Speaker 2: them that I'm hitting you right now. It's true to
Speaker 2: drive over.
Speaker 4: Then you needn't you have to get revenge on them
Speaker 4: for even questioning you and you're.
Speaker 2: On your break to the table. I don't like that honk,
Speaker 2: but even more I don't like look the look on
Speaker 2: your face. Yeah, and then that's right over. Don't you
Speaker 2: give me that look? I'll strike you with my vehicle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a look is way worse than sticks or stones.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 4: Oh can I bring some like current events news to
Speaker 4: the podcast in this portion?
Speaker 1: Should we do the Fame song for it? Please be.
Speaker 4: Current events news? Sorry you were, you were doing all
Speaker 4: of it. I jumped in with more.
Speaker 1: It was just it could have worked just as easily.
Speaker 1: It was a fifty to fifty. It was like somebody
Speaker 1: at the news station press play on two tape recorders
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 2: Why do we keep that Beta max machine because I'm retro?
Speaker 3: Well, fuck it, We'll go live.
Speaker 4: So my favorite murder was on tour last weekend. We
Speaker 4: were in Nashville, Tennessee. We were in Litulllville, Kentucky, and
Speaker 4: we were in Saint Louis, Missouri.
Speaker 1: Those are all southern towns I want to go to.
Speaker 4: And they're great. It was so fun met great people
Speaker 4: that part of the country. Uh oh, I get it
Speaker 4: was a joke. Yeah, you're just being sincere. It was
Speaker 4: I was those our fun talents. I've heard fun things
Speaker 4: about those three.
Speaker 1: It was sincerity with a slam. H. Welcome to comedy, Karen.
Speaker 4: So anyhow, in the meet and greet line, and this
Speaker 4: is happening more and more, lots of people saying, I
Speaker 4: love do you need a ride? Say hi to Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4: I love Chris Fairbanks. One lady said, say hi to
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks. I'm a little bit worried about him. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I think because you are so genuine about your fears
Speaker 4: and worries and concerns.
Speaker 1: She's just like, is he okay? And I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: What they don't know is I'm just walking around whistling, smiling.
Speaker 1: No, I think you kind of live the life of Riley.
Speaker 2: Really, it is the what does that mean? I'm going
Speaker 2: to not glaze over that and pretend.
Speaker 4: Okay, think Riley Newton, Riley Newton a great comic Front
Speaker 4: of Fun Front No, the Life of Riley's like you
Speaker 4: just have it all, everything goes your way, okay. And
Speaker 4: I think because on this podcast, you go, oh, here's
Speaker 4: what my concerns, my worry. Yeah, people are afraid that
Speaker 4: you walk around like that. I think you leave it
Speaker 4: in the lexus. Really, I really do. I do leave
Speaker 4: it in the lexus.
Speaker 1: And is also my new R and B song leave
Speaker 1: it in the lexus. It's really should be. I could
Speaker 1: help you write that tonight. Let's do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then when I watch my stand up, it's not
Speaker 2: indicative of who I am some of it. I'm like,
Speaker 2: why it seems like I'm a toilet and genital obsessed.
Speaker 1: Funny, I know it's funny.
Speaker 2: And what is the formula that Blaine Cavach hat It's
Speaker 2: like smart things, smart thing, dick joke. I don't know
Speaker 2: there was a formula and diagram of jokes that's funny.
Speaker 2: But then my dick jokes ended up winning every time
Speaker 2: because it's hard to come up with smart things.
Speaker 4: It's and also sometimes it's boring to come up with
Speaker 4: smart things. It's like fun to be having fun.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and it's fun to do it and then lay
Speaker 2: it down a recorded a heavy concert.
Speaker 1: Good wow, more power to you and your dick, Chris.
Speaker 1: But and it's not even about mine.
Speaker 2: It's about the world and your parents did everyone not
Speaker 2: even there?
Speaker 1: It's made up parents, that's not the fact base. They
Speaker 1: were never nude in front of me.
Speaker 4: Well, but all of that was to say that lots
Speaker 4: of people are getting turned on to dine ar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's so fun because this was my first podcast.
Speaker 4: This was our podcast, like our venture into podcasting to
Speaker 4: begin with.
Speaker 2: It only happened because I actually I think it was
Speaker 2: Jimmy Pardo and I know also Greg Bart.
Speaker 1: Told me I should do one with you. Oh really, Yes,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Parto said that to you. Yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, it's too late in the game
Speaker 2: for me. And that's was eight years ago. I thought
Speaker 2: everyone already had one back then, yes, but of course,
Speaker 2: and then I ended up meeting you through your ex
Speaker 2: husband and uh and the ended up out of your
Speaker 2: house and I was like, hey, podcast, and you were
Speaker 2: like sure, yeah, and then we did it two three
Speaker 2: years later.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was honored because you seemed I had already stopped
Speaker 4: doing stand up and you at the time seemed to
Speaker 4: be the king, like mister newfresh pants.
Speaker 1: I was kind of peeking.
Speaker 4: And the fact that you kind of came to me,
Speaker 4: you came to me on this my daughter's wedding day,
Speaker 4: and we're like, oh, we should do something together.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I still got it, like I'm
Speaker 1: still alive.
Speaker 2: And really that's an interesting perspective. Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Well, I was just glad you said. Yes,
Speaker 1: we've been through so much together. We're hugging right now.
Speaker 4: But because of all that, Lauren brought us a twenty
Speaker 4: five dollars gift certificate so that we could get Starbucks,
Speaker 4: as did another person who since I'm not looking directly at.
Speaker 2: The gift card I and you, I'm gonna I have to.
Speaker 2: I have to look this up.
Speaker 1: Can you hand me that? Because I can, I can
Speaker 1: look at it too simultaneously. Thank you great, let's look
Speaker 1: up our Starbucks gift card. Thank you. I beat you awesome, God,
Speaker 1: how are you so quick?
Speaker 3: Jay?
Speaker 1: The second one was from j A y J from
Speaker 1: Minneapolis and nice.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of new nice guys from Milwaukee that
Speaker 2: came to my show. And I went to Turtle Lake,
Speaker 2: Wisconsin because for comedy, that's how much I care about turtles.
Speaker 2: There were none there, but yeah, it was a casino. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be honest, it was a money grab carre and no,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. It was fun, but it was a
Speaker 2: lot of casino folks. And then a handful of do
Speaker 2: you need a ride folks came and it made me
Speaker 2: feel really good that they were there.
Speaker 1: And I'm so bad at saying thank you. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm at multitasking.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to look up because I just want to
Speaker 2: do the same thing and thank these guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you should. Yeah, I think that's nice. Harley
Speaker 1: d it at Harley David des oh d s. And
Speaker 1: then that's not dds. No, no, look at this caricature
Speaker 1: made Look at that drawing is that you Yeah.
Speaker 4: Your ears are not that big, but that's really really cute.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, with a caricature, you gotta go ears, you
Speaker 2: gotta go nose, you gotta go mouth, and I have
Speaker 2: all these perfect features and it's like, wow, we gotta
Speaker 2: pick one.
Speaker 1: That's true. You're incredibly beautiful crew.
Speaker 2: Next time for podcasting. Next time you see me, do
Speaker 2: notice my nostrils? Did you know I can put a
Speaker 2: quarter in my nostrils?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 1: That's what looks whoa whoa? You ever noticed? Never noticed that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my nostrils are giant.
Speaker 2: So anyone ever wants to just draw two wind socks
Speaker 2: coming out in front of my.
Speaker 1: Fingers there, but your nose tilts down so that that
Speaker 1: feature is actually hidden unless you do what you just did,
Speaker 1: which is turn your nose up like you're about to
Speaker 1: pluck your nose hairs. Yeah, yeah, it's at me.
Speaker 2: And I noticed my dad had big nostrils, my mom
Speaker 2: my bg dad. I think they're still big and my
Speaker 2: mom had him and they just long. But if you
Speaker 2: flare them out, boy, these things I have got. And
Speaker 2: you'd think I wouldn't have a problem breathing through my nose.
Speaker 1: You think I wouldn't snore with these bigger holes.
Speaker 4: But I don't think it's those holes, right, It's more
Speaker 4: of like what's happening up near the bridge and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to take it to the bridge.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm going to see a doctor. Next week and
Speaker 2: the list of reasons that I gave him. He probably
Speaker 2: thinks I'm a hypochondria, but I do. I'm not, though
Speaker 2: you really. Yeah, yeah, they and I want to find
Speaker 2: out if they're all connected. They're all things I can
Speaker 2: live with, though, except the food stopping in my neck
Speaker 2: and not going down.
Speaker 1: Here's our guy. Oh wow, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to do this year. I love this place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Casita del Campo. I love it. Oh shit, sorry, hello? Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this illegal what I'm doing right now? It's like
Speaker 1: fucking gumball ratty. I know it's crazy, and I'm sorry Sam
Speaker 1: because we were just around the corner of there, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't turn left on bananas. Yeah, especially this time
Speaker 1: of day. Thank you for getting me. I'm Chris spear Banks.
Speaker 1: Is so nice to meet too. And do you know, Steven?
Speaker 1: Do you know how we met? Do you remember? Is
Speaker 1: it through Tomlink? Yes?
Speaker 6: It was Tom Blanks saying and guess who is the
Speaker 6: editor of my podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 6: I meant to tell you about that care nothing really matters.
Speaker 1: What a podcast in Sastuus City, we are so much
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 6: When I actually took him to dinner, to like to lunch,
Speaker 6: to thank him for how great he is. He's like
Speaker 6: really improved the I did this podcast about like seventies
Speaker 6: TV horror movies.
Speaker 1: WHI you're all welcome to do? Wait? Is that new? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's new. I started last this winter. When should be
Speaker 1: on it and talk about the teeth knife voodoo dolls?
Speaker 1: I want to, but you already did it, did it? Geoj?
Speaker 6: But like we'll do it again because I did it
Speaker 6: with what else.
Speaker 1: Would you be doing?
Speaker 4: Trilogy of terrors like the King of It exactly?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I got to save a few of the
Speaker 6: giant you know, the big like the you know, big
Speaker 6: ballbusters of this.
Speaker 1: Of the of that genre. Yes, you know, I gotta
Speaker 1: spread them out.
Speaker 6: It's called Sam Pancake Presents the Money Afternoon Movie. And
Speaker 6: dax Is he's like a kid like you. I mean
Speaker 6: he's younger, No I know how old he is. He's
Speaker 6: pretty young. I'm guessing is your age Anyway, He's such
Speaker 6: a sweetheart and he makes it better. And he's like
Speaker 6: watching all these old movies and you know, like the
Speaker 6: crow Haven Farm and you know the all those crazy
Speaker 6: you know, Satan School for Girls.
Speaker 1: Of any of these girls.
Speaker 6: No, k Jackson, Cheryl stop a more later, lad, these angels?
Speaker 1: Are you too young for that? Kate Jackson from Scarecrown,
Speaker 1: missus can. I just told your exactly how old I am.
Speaker 1: You did mugger than me.
Speaker 6: But yeah, all of those, and like Haunts of the
Speaker 6: Very Rich, which is about when Chloris Leachman and Anne
Speaker 6: Francis and Robert Reid as a priest find themselves on
Speaker 6: a mysterious island which later was Fantasy Island at the Arboretum,
Speaker 6: and you don't know if they're actually in hell or not. Oh,
Speaker 6: Donna Mills is also involved, obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He always had ever toe and something back. That's
Speaker 1: Donah Mills.
Speaker 2: I'm just amazing you knew what I was talking about
Speaker 2: by saying too sharp tooth knife voodoo.
Speaker 1: Uney finished all.
Speaker 4: Yes, because we just talked about again the cousins that
Speaker 4: I watched that with the night that we watched it
Speaker 4: the night it aired in nineteen fucking seventy seven or
Speaker 4: whenever it was.
Speaker 1: We were young. It was it seventy five. I was
Speaker 1: five years old when I watched that. That's too much.
Speaker 4: Because it was I was five, My sister was seven.
Speaker 4: My cousin Stevie was thirteen. I was a brand new baby.
Speaker 1: You were a little baby that I was babysitting.
Speaker 4: And my cousins Lisa and Show were like probably fourteen
Speaker 4: and sixteen, so they were supposed to be babysitting us,
Speaker 4: so of course they they were like, let's turn the
Speaker 4: tea on and I'll watch this together.
Speaker 1: And it was chaos.
Speaker 4: We will When we all went to bed late, we
Speaker 4: all went into separate rooms, turned on all the lights.
Speaker 4: The cat jumped on Stevie's bed. He starts screaming. Then
Speaker 4: we start screaming because we're like, if Stevie's screaming and
Speaker 4: he's scared, something very bad is happening.
Speaker 1: But it's just all all of us so fucking scared.
Speaker 1: And we had to spend the night by ourselves in
Speaker 1: the house. After watching Trilogy of Terror, it was it
Speaker 1: was it was traumatic. I've seen a.
Speaker 2: Lot of horror movies. I like horror movies. I like
Speaker 2: how now they're scientifically designed to.
Speaker 1: Make you shake. Yeah, there's like a signature to swelling music.
Speaker 1: Then we zoom in, we do a whip pan zoom.
Speaker 6: The Curse of Last Week. Every it checks every box
Speaker 6: in a very basic way. Yeah, curse again, oh Iris
Speaker 6: by Irish Spanish?
Speaker 1: Do you have you watched this?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry because this now I'm in this weird I've
Speaker 4: had a lot of coffee, but now I'm in this
Speaker 4: weird panic of those made for TV horror movies that
Speaker 4: only existed, it seems like in the late seventies.
Speaker 6: Early That's exactly what my podcast is. It's only that Susan,
Speaker 6: my dear ferend Suitsan, we know each other for literally
Speaker 6: literally at least at least.
Speaker 1: Susan, you're right when you say we were.
Speaker 6: Rehearsing facts of life, speaking of which, and there's this
Speaker 6: whole thing about Susan Berkham that was in my brain.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Susan Keran kilgart Bay. That's all the thing is,
Speaker 1: because it was like that.
Speaker 6: Do you remember also the one that scared the fuck
Speaker 6: out of me when I was a little.
Speaker 1: You were about to say, the one I was about
Speaker 1: to say, I'm go, don't be afraid of the dark.
Speaker 1: They're coming to get you.
Speaker 6: Salied when the little demons live in the chimney and
Speaker 6: they come out in the bathroom and attack her with
Speaker 6: the razor in the shower.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking bullshit.
Speaker 6: Also, it was written during the writer's strike in the
Speaker 6: late in the mid seventies, and so the script is
Speaker 6: very clearly not finished and they shot it anyway.
Speaker 1: Wow, So just like, what do you think she would
Speaker 1: say in the bathroom right now? Exactly say that?
Speaker 6: And Keim Darby, what's fresh out of ideas?
Speaker 1: Kim Darby? Anybody? No, but what were you thinking of?
Speaker 1: Give me a hint.
Speaker 4: Mine was called the House, I believe, and it was
Speaker 4: a modernly.
Speaker 6: Built Yes, I saw it recently. It's like early eighties.
Speaker 4: Yes, And that one was the one where it's people
Speaker 4: living in a house and that the.
Speaker 6: House is trying to kill that Parker Stevenson, Yes, and
Speaker 6: he's a rock star.
Speaker 4: He gets into the shower Kim or the wife I
Speaker 4: can't remember, and they're taking a shower.
Speaker 1: It takes forever.
Speaker 2: It is in their movie called House with William Katt,
Speaker 2: the Greatest American Hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's later. That's a feature film.
Speaker 6: It's just called a house, okay, and George went is involved.
Speaker 1: Is that a horror movie? Yes, yes, and it used
Speaker 1: to scare me. It's also got some comedy. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is is a little wacky. I liked it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch it again.
Speaker 6: There's also an amazing Japanese horror film called House with
Speaker 6: these It's like one of those witchy Japanese schoolgirl thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, sure do you know that whine?
Speaker 4: Yes, you're the cat it's and there's like it's like
Speaker 4: she goes into it and like no one's there, and
Speaker 4: then every floor there's different fucked up hites.
Speaker 1: Crazy psychedelic bananas, freak out stuff. But this Parker Stephenson vehicle,
Speaker 1: was it called bad House?
Speaker 6: It's I think it's just called the house. The house, Okay,
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 1: So it's the house, house, and house is what we do.
Speaker 1: And then of course we haven't gotten house. You're a
Speaker 1: loose cannon house. Oh he was right, and he's on pills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should give everyone cocaine. There is a scene where
Speaker 1: Parker Stevenson or the wife I can't remember, gets into
Speaker 1: the shower taking a shower, shampooing their hair for what
Speaker 1: seems like an eternity, and then the water turns to
Speaker 1: blood and they get trapped in the shower with blood
Speaker 1: water coming on but probably I think it's boiling hot too,
Speaker 1: to boil them to death.
Speaker 6: And then does that person die in the shower. I
Speaker 6: don't remember specifically I watched that. I'll do it eventually.
Speaker 6: I watched it for research about a year ago. I
Speaker 6: remember it opens with like it's a real i'm sorry,
Speaker 6: ugly modern house. It's some where in central to northern California,
Speaker 6: know if it's Pedaluma. Yeah, but like the a couple
Speaker 6: breaks in and.
Speaker 1: They're making love on the line.
Speaker 6: And then the the the sprinklers attack them with some
Speaker 6: kind of poison gas. Because there's cameras everywhere, and there's
Speaker 6: old boxy, old school like eighties video camera, like right
Speaker 6: right right, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like the house is looking at me, and you never
Speaker 2: when you're watching those things, you never think of all
Speaker 2: the plumbing work or underground digging. You'd have to do
Speaker 2: it all blood and are poison pype system. Even a
Speaker 2: ghost would have to be like you'd have to get blueprints,
Speaker 2: you have to know the lay of the It would
Speaker 2: be so difficult to set.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the ghost of sad Yeah, that is haunting
Speaker 4: there didn't live there before.
Speaker 1: Because it's a brand new house, brand new house.
Speaker 6: It's like a it's evil in house net incarnate. It's
Speaker 6: like an actual I'm remembering now because he's a soup.
Speaker 6: Parker Stevenson is a major rock star obviously in the whatever.
Speaker 1: Early literally yeah no, no, no no, in the movie
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, but yeah, he's a rock star, rock star.
Speaker 6: He has to get away from it all and recover.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's drinking it on drugs and so this I
Speaker 6: could be thinking, I could be getting this wrong, but
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure. Like this woman who's a fan becomes
Speaker 6: his assistant. Yeah, and so he immediately starts fucking art
Speaker 6: like in the house and that's what he's in the
Speaker 6: shower with.
Speaker 1: And the house is mad. You never do that. The
Speaker 1: house is mad.
Speaker 4: I mean I don't remember them explaining it. I just
Speaker 4: remember what whoever left us alone that night. That was
Speaker 4: another time where I was like by myself, trying to
Speaker 4: process a house attacking you as like a seven year
Speaker 4: old or whatever.
Speaker 6: And you where were the parents?
Speaker 1: I know they were working, they were My parents were
Speaker 1: always on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Well that's right, I didn't mine. You could just hear
Speaker 2: in the background. I grew up in a Peanuts cartoon.
Speaker 1: Where does she grow up? Cruise again, Montana?
Speaker 2: And it really was kind of I mean, there wasn't
Speaker 2: a lot to do but go to each other's houses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in basements.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's and no one's I remember they're not being
Speaker 2: a lot of parents around when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: just going to the houses where there were no parents
Speaker 2: and you hang out those basements.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you intentionally went to where there was Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's but they ended up okay.
Speaker 6: The reason I saw the podcast was because I have
Speaker 6: this obsession with all the all those movies seventies, TV, horror, Supernatural,
Speaker 6: almost always with the female lead because I've much of
Speaker 6: the watched women on screen anytime, and I would only
Speaker 6: get to watch them like halfway through and that I
Speaker 6: have to go to bed. My mother would always say.
Speaker 6: I was like, tell me what happens, Mama, And the
Speaker 6: next morning I'd be what happened to them? She's like, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't know, I fell asleep. They oh, Sam, I
Speaker 6: don't know, so dumb happened.
Speaker 1: And I would be I.
Speaker 6: Didn't know how lots of them ended, and like you
Speaker 6: couldn't get them until they all got on YouTube, like
Speaker 6: an eighth nine. Yes, And then at the end of
Speaker 6: my worst drinking days, I were laying in my bed
Speaker 6: drunk for a week's week and or weeks just watching
Speaker 6: all of them to the finish and being like, that's
Speaker 6: what happened to Cloris Leachman and Lloyd Bridges, That's what
Speaker 6: happened to you know, Kate Jackson or Karen Black or whoever.
Speaker 1: All these childhood miss playing. Yeah. But you know what's funny,
Speaker 1: that Trilogy of Terror thing.
Speaker 4: I remember that kind of busting out on Facebook one time.
Speaker 4: Everybody that saw it and was incredibly damaged from it
Speaker 4: started talking about it, where everyone's like, I didn't realize
Speaker 4: other people saw this too, right, because it's so old
Speaker 4: that it was it felt like a hallucination.
Speaker 1: I mean like, and it wasn't.
Speaker 6: Available anywhere until recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 6: But also, can I tell you it is a trilogy
Speaker 6: and what everyone forgets is the first two are so
Speaker 6: weird And Matt I had this one friend who's no
Speaker 6: longer with us, but he was the only person I
Speaker 6: knew who remembered a line from the first of the trilogy,
Speaker 6: which is when she's this mousey teacher professor and you
Speaker 6: can't tell whether it's high school or college.
Speaker 1: All the students look forty.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's maybe college, but they are crucifixes everywhere, So
Speaker 6: it's a Catholic college and this guy with these tight
Speaker 6: fricking polyster slacks. It's like, I'm going to nail that teacher.
Speaker 6: And he basically drugs her and rapes her repeatedly. This
Speaker 6: is all on the movie you saw it five years old,
Speaker 6: Karen Wow. And then the switcheroo is you think that
Speaker 6: he's like he's gonna blackmail. He takes pictures of her
Speaker 6: with her legs spread out. It is really upsetting for
Speaker 6: seventy lord. Yeah, and she's you know, super hot looking
Speaker 6: here in black only with.
Speaker 1: Horn roomed glasses because she's ugly. Yeah yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Makes ugly and not in control of her own desires.
Speaker 6: And so then here she's going, we have to stop this.
Speaker 6: He's like your mind forever. And they starts to choke
Speaker 6: on the drink that she made him, and he's like,
Speaker 6: what's going on And she says, and this is the
Speaker 6: line me and my friends would say all the time
Speaker 6: about everything, I'm bored. And when I'm bored, the game
Speaker 6: is over and she kills him, and you really she's
Speaker 6: been going around to the end. That part of the
Speaker 6: trilogy is with another young boy knocking on her door
Speaker 6: who turns out to be Gregory Harrison.
Speaker 2: She hypnotizes them into up becoming tight.
Speaker 6: Yes, And so this whole thing it has to hinge
Speaker 6: on so many cific things going right for her that
Speaker 6: these guys would just do all this shitter. But she's
Speaker 6: not supernatural anyway. It's bananas.
Speaker 2: Gotta be in the classroom, gotta find You've got to
Speaker 2: guarantee that he's going to take her to a motel
Speaker 2: and get her, give her drugs, which I guess she
Speaker 2: hides and pretends to be passed out, takes all these
Speaker 2: contact sheet photos of her.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: And the second one is her is like it's it's
Speaker 6: like there's two sisters. They both look just like Karen
Speaker 6: Black once a mouseie spinster again and the other one's
Speaker 6: got this platinum blonde like Halloween headquarters shaking go wigs
Speaker 6: that would fool not even your great grandma Gurdy.
Speaker 1: And she's a horror. And then the the you.
Speaker 6: Know, the the Spencer one's going to kill her because
Speaker 6: she's trying to get the father's inheritance.
Speaker 1: And at the end, this is the.
Speaker 6: Horror platinum blonde Halloween wigs dead, and the corner pulls
Speaker 6: off the wig and it's the spinster when it was
Speaker 6: the same person all along.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's just it goes to show that people just
Speaker 2: take off and put on wigs all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: It was very common versatility of those blonde wigs.
Speaker 1: And these days could be a pretend you're a hereer,
Speaker 1: but these days it just says that on the back.
Speaker 4: Halloween Town pretend to be a woer ruler Wing Town.
Speaker 4: These days, though, if someone has a wig on, everyone
Speaker 4: knows immediately, right, that's the funny part exactly.
Speaker 1: No one's getting away with it these days. Yeah, when you.
Speaker 6: Hit like there's also the whig culture in terms of
Speaker 6: like RuPaul's drag race with the elaborate lace ruck situation.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and like taking them off and in timing
Speaker 4: wise and throwing them a.
Speaker 6: People having a wig under a wig under a wig
Speaker 6: and shaking it out and then doing a wham.
Speaker 1: Draw so many multi wig moves.
Speaker 4: So wait, can we go back, because I feel like
Speaker 4: we just picked you up from rehearsal for Facts of
Speaker 4: Life Live, Yes, which is your new show, but you
Speaker 4: are Sophia from the legendary Golden Girls Live, which has
Speaker 4: been going on.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been doing that? We should that.
Speaker 6: The first time we did that, I'm pretty sure was
Speaker 6: August of fourteen, just for a weekend, and then it
Speaker 6: did really well. So now we do it like twice
Speaker 6: a year, like just for two weekends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard about it for so long that I
Speaker 1: thought it was older than that.
Speaker 6: That's Corte. Well, they're different people that people have been
Speaker 6: doing it in New York or San Francisco, but this
Speaker 6: production here in La Impostors. Yeah, well they think they
Speaker 6: That's the funny thing about these, Like when you're doing
Speaker 6: one of these things, the people in San Francisco heckling
Speaker 6: and these other ones are like, it was our idea.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, it was the Golden Girls idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was Harris's idea, yes, the woman who created it.
Speaker 1: And like so.
Speaker 4: And also just the idea that a group of gay
Speaker 4: men would want to then re enact old Golden Girls
Speaker 4: is like, sorry, that's kind of standard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I feel it comes with the territory.
Speaker 6: Happening, since the Golden Girls were on the air. Yes,
Speaker 6: and then there was the real Lie Brady Lunch with
Speaker 6: all the the Soloways and all the annoys, theater people
Speaker 6: who kicked it off in the early.
Speaker 1: Nineties, which is how I first met you. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Annoyance Theater is the Joe Bill. Is that a
Speaker 2: name used to Yeah, I know that some people have those.
Speaker 6: Joe Bill, show Bill, Jack Bryan, Tom Mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a guy, Annoyance Theater guy.
Speaker 2: When I went to an improv the Big Stink and
Speaker 2: Improv Festival in Austin, Texas, there's a guy named Joe Bill.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, he's just trying to drop a name. Man,
Speaker 1: I help her, Sharna, Yeah, that was I It's a
Speaker 1: book I pretended to read to fit in that. Traffic
Speaker 1: is crazy with what is up? And you see how
Speaker 1: Karen isn't faced by it.
Speaker 2: There's no times where I'm driving and trying to also
Speaker 2: at the same time think of sentences for this words other.
Speaker 1: Than oh my god, we're gonna die. And she's so
Speaker 1: much better at it, calm.
Speaker 2: She prefers to drive at five o'clock when you usually
Speaker 2: do record a rush hour.
Speaker 1: This is It's right. I'm at pressed, I'm sweatings. Thanks everybody. Wait,
Speaker 1: did we force you basically to take an uber to
Speaker 1: rehearsal so we could drive you home?
Speaker 6: Yeah, basically, I mean I could have probably gotten ride
Speaker 6: from Drew Druggie, but I I was fine with it.
Speaker 6: I do it sometimes just not to have to drive.
Speaker 6: Its Okay, Drew's Missus Garrett and he's the son of
Speaker 6: a bitch. Is going to steal the motherfucking show.
Speaker 1: Yes he is.
Speaker 6: I mean he hits new levels as Charlotte Ray as
Speaker 6: Missus Garrett.
Speaker 1: I mean, even if you think you.
Speaker 6: Know what she's gonna pull, it's like and so it's
Speaker 6: a rewrite where in Golden Girls, as Karen knows, we
Speaker 6: do the straight up scripts. Maybe there's a little spin
Speaker 6: on it with maybe a winker of nasty words.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe a little Carrie to what.
Speaker 6: Socially when I'm Sophia and I just run out through
Speaker 6: the audience and break the fourth ball and.
Speaker 1: Screamed that I want to die, but you sure did.
Speaker 1: So this is like Jackie beating Sherry Vine.
Speaker 6: Like we rewrote an episode to make it an hour
Speaker 6: and fill in all this stuff, and there's a talent show.
Speaker 1: We should do a talent.
Speaker 4: Oh I can't fucking wait because are you common? Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's go. I have I have the tickets. Oh good, Yes,
Speaker 4: I bought my tickets the second you tweeted about it.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, I told that's how you told me?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm fucking there.
Speaker 4: The first time you guys said Golden Girls Live, I
Speaker 4: bought tickets and then couldn't go. And I almost had
Speaker 4: a nervous breakdown because I'm like, I don't like anything,
Speaker 4: and this is everything I like on one in one night,
Speaker 4: Like I have to be there for it. So I've
Speaker 4: seen Golden Girls Live a bunch twice, at least twice,
Speaker 4: if not more, I think maybe three times, and I've
Speaker 4: talked about and I'm.
Speaker 1: You did on yes on MFM.
Speaker 4: How when everyone was singing the theme song together, it
Speaker 4: like healed me in a way that at that time
Speaker 4: I needed it so bad where I was just like,
Speaker 4: oh no, yes, everything is good and fine and we're
Speaker 4: all together singing that fucking Golden Girls themes song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that show win it. It's came up again.
Speaker 2: It's on some streaming network, like you can watch all
Speaker 2: of them now, and it is the it's a medicinal
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The feeling it gives me just not just nostalgic.
Speaker 2: I don't just just the colors, the sounds, yes, their
Speaker 2: voice tones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very calming and like relaxing, you know, you
Speaker 1: know that, like here comes be Arthur and she's fucking
Speaker 1: gonna fucking set this thing up and boom, there's Sophia.
Speaker 2: Whereas whereas like a show like mash just made me think, oh,
Speaker 2: I have to do homework and my mom's gonna start vacuuming.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I was with Happy Days?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, yeah, why did Happy Days bum me out?
Speaker 1: Sometimes?
Speaker 6: It made me so mad when I was little that
Speaker 6: it was like it started out kind of being the
Speaker 6: fifties in the first couple of seasons, and then it
Speaker 6: went right to like fuck you, we're having feathered hair
Speaker 6: loves Chachi and everyone's got a mullet.
Speaker 1: With the popped callers. What are you guys doing? You're
Speaker 1: missing on this period?
Speaker 6: Yes, completely, I mean it used to make me mad. Well,
Speaker 6: Facts of Life sadly is it needed to rewrite. It
Speaker 6: doesn't have the same because that's why we can do
Speaker 6: the Golden Girls now.
Speaker 1: The writing almost all of them. Every once in a
Speaker 1: while you'll have a little bit of.
Speaker 6: Like really writers, yeah, but for the most part it's
Speaker 6: tight as a drum.
Speaker 1: Yes, So Facts of Life you did first.
Speaker 6: I did Facts of Life actually in my long career
Speaker 6: playing teenage girls on stage screaming.
Speaker 1: In wigs, terist. Some guys like it.
Speaker 6: Gentleman of a straight persuasion can have an eye out.
Speaker 1: That's a story for podcast.
Speaker 6: Anyway, we did the late nineties with for the first
Speaker 6: time I did it, and this guy, Steve Sobel, who's
Speaker 6: a straight guy's a straight, hairy, very like, butch cute guy,
Speaker 6: played Joe. So we played up the sexual tension.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 6: It is only like nod to drag was clipping on
Speaker 6: a ponytail. He was just a fucking dude, a denim
Speaker 6: cutoff fast.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 6: And then we had celebrity like rotating celebrity natalies including
Speaker 6: Jackie Beet, Julie Brown, Margaret Chow and some other folks.
Speaker 1: And then we Never Never carecal Garef, who literally got
Speaker 1: called Natalie from Facts of Life were here entire Really,
Speaker 1: how do we not do that? Weird? I think I
Speaker 1: don't think I had the juice at the time that
Speaker 1: I that I would have.
Speaker 6: This was right. This was like ninety seven, ninety eight
Speaker 6: the first time. The second time we did it was
Speaker 6: three and four. You were probably too famous by that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think I agree. I just tapped into
Speaker 2: the juice recently. It's for confidence in being able to
Speaker 2: do things.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly like I said, I can do things. Also,
Speaker 1: I think for me, the Natalie wound was still too
Speaker 1: fresh to do it in four or it was like
Speaker 1: all my life. I was just like really or just again,
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Be called Natali, the girl with the hot with the
Speaker 2: grease stand, mix fix and motorcycles.
Speaker 1: That's her name. That show. Yeah, that's one show ever.
Speaker 1: Tig said she always wanted to be here.
Speaker 6: Yes, well, yeah, she's she's so well. I mean we
Speaker 6: also play up the let beonys of the but it's
Speaker 6: but a Sherry Vine's playing shoe.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Also, I will just argue for Natalie in one moment
Speaker 4: to say she does have like a weird Didn't she
Speaker 4: and George Clooney when he came to be the handyman
Speaker 4: when they opened that dumb store. Didn't Natalie and George
Speaker 4: Clooney have a thing in real life?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, But on the show it was likely
Speaker 1: probably the handyman was into it was like this breaking
Speaker 1: the down, this conceptle like he could like her. Where
Speaker 1: I was sitting at home, going, holy shit, it's anything's possible.
Speaker 6: Oh, maybe I didn't really watch it because I was
Speaker 6: an adult already.
Speaker 1: I'm old.
Speaker 6: I was like in high school and college during the
Speaker 6: Facts of Life years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I stuck with him for a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the thing is we've all become because we were.
Speaker 6: I was in this indie movie which Drew is one
Speaker 6: of the stars of, like in fourteen or fifteen, called
Speaker 6: You're Killing Me with Jeffrey South and who you know,
Speaker 6: and like all these Brian's Sofie's in it, Edie Patterson,
Speaker 6: Matthew Wilkes and our friend Jim Handsome wrote and then
Speaker 6: Mendy Cohene, who played Natalie, is in it. She's and
Speaker 6: so we all became friendly with Mendy. She's come to
Speaker 6: Golden Girls and stuff. She's a delight and she's around
Speaker 6: and so she but we were kind of nervous because
Speaker 6: you know, the Natalie thing is yes, so we didn't
Speaker 6: We had to be like it's gonna be. It's raun
Speaker 6: she it's crazy, it's wild, it's really dirty, and you know,
Speaker 6: she's been supportive about all of She's like, I love
Speaker 6: you guys and liking all this stuff on Instagram. But
Speaker 6: then she's not coming though, because she says she's uptown.
Speaker 6: Because true just checked with her for the best.
Speaker 1: It's probably for the best. Also, I think.
Speaker 4: It's a different like I think people wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to enjoy it as much because yes, it's the whole
Speaker 4: thing is everything's ascended up.
Speaker 1: So like if you knew.
Speaker 4: She was there, then everyone would be like, oh, like
Speaker 4: we should be respectful to her, where it's like, no,
Speaker 4: it's not about that.
Speaker 6: Also in the small spaces this happened the last round
Speaker 6: of Golden Girls in January. Three people came that were
Speaker 6: friends of ours who were pretty famous, Like you know,
Speaker 6: notice then I'll tell you it was literally in one
Speaker 6: in the back of the middle Lauren Graham on one side,
Speaker 6: in the corner of Sean Hayes, and then Ross Matthews
Speaker 6: on the front row, who is very well known to
Speaker 6: gay people, especially from Rurals drag Race.
Speaker 1: All friends of ours.
Speaker 6: Se Shawn and Lauren really had never come yet, which
Speaker 6: was strange because Lauren comes to my stuff there all
Speaker 6: the time and so does Sean. That they were like,
Speaker 6: the people were like because it's a small space, like
Speaker 6: sixty seventy people. People, especially those gays down there, were
Speaker 6: like just staring.
Speaker 1: They were really laughing. Was really odd looking up behind them,
Speaker 1: We'll see are.
Speaker 6: The comedy legend Sean Hayes laughing and stuff like that,
Speaker 6: you know, literally staring at the Emmy winners to see
Speaker 6: if it's okay to react. Yeah, oh that's and it
Speaker 6: always has an impact. So that's like it's you know,
Speaker 6: it's that can be a thing. And it would be
Speaker 6: definitely that way if Mindy were there in the front row.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, really have a And it's not a
Speaker 2: rule I enforced, but I wish always that it was
Speaker 2: just strangers in every audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, al ways, strangeways.
Speaker 2: No one that knows me, no one that's ever been
Speaker 2: in family are naked with me.
Speaker 1: Those are entirely separate.
Speaker 2: I just yeah, strangers only, Yes, dot com. We can
Speaker 2: really want farmers only and that are strangers.
Speaker 1: No farmers that you know, just American gothic audience catch
Speaker 1: parks and then they run me out of town every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be so frustrating that I would be
Speaker 2: so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone's staring up at Sean Well and also in
Speaker 1: the It makes me think of what was the name
Speaker 1: of when you and Drew did the one where you're
Speaker 1: strong Choices. Yes, so they did it to mancho that
Speaker 1: was like half improvised, called strong Strong Choices. And they're
Speaker 1: too like these weirdo like lifestyle guru life.
Speaker 6: Pages, gay ex lovers hate each.
Speaker 1: Other, hate each other.
Speaker 4: They're fighting, but but they're also improvising the advice they're giving.
Speaker 2: And do like you're selling a cassette tape.
Speaker 6: We're selling well that we're selling a retreat up into Mecula. Sure,
Speaker 6: it's eight hundred and seventy five dollars a day for women.
Speaker 6: Men are much less a reconstituted We've saved a puppy
Speaker 6: mail up there, and we have like like a retreat
Speaker 6: and a gurt and everything. Yeah, lots of like naked
Speaker 6: you know, healings and all kinds of bullshit.
Speaker 1: And then we heal each other.
Speaker 6: And then we bring on our tools, which is this
Speaker 6: this is legitimate giant trash bag of wigs that I've
Speaker 6: had since the nineties here, and we dump them out
Speaker 6: and make people pick a wig to represent their problems,
Speaker 6: and we put them on and like role play with them.
Speaker 4: Yes, and then then at one point, and I think
Speaker 4: you were doing you were saying, who who a person
Speaker 4: in the audience is spirit animal is?
Speaker 1: And so he's just they're just riffing it.
Speaker 4: And it's so hilarious because you can tell Drew and
Speaker 4: Sam as people are trying to out like they're trying
Speaker 4: to different direction the riff. So one person says, be
Speaker 4: Arthur and then it's like, clearly Sam can't do anything
Speaker 4: in the b are through world.
Speaker 6: I'm like soiled CBS receipt.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's going like this.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And at one point, and I don't know why, because
Speaker 4: I know you. It's not like I haven't been to
Speaker 4: a live show before, but Sam looks up at the
Speaker 4: at the row I'm in, and then and just goes
Speaker 4: back row the entire cast of the Sandlot. I almost
Speaker 4: had a nervous breakdown laughing. So it was and it
Speaker 4: was like kind of like you look down the row like, yep,
Speaker 4: that is who we are.
Speaker 1: It was so hilarious.
Speaker 6: Well, the new one we're gonna do because we did
Speaker 6: that so many times. We try to get it on
Speaker 6: TV and a websteries and all the shit. You you know,
Speaker 6: you plod through with things coming this close to happening
Speaker 6: then not. So then we were like fuck it, and
Speaker 6: we've been doing our own things. But now we put
Speaker 6: it together a new one, which is called We Are
Speaker 6: Special Bitches because we came out of the Golden Girls
Speaker 6: and this our friend Joe Tower looked at me and Drew,
Speaker 6: He's like, you.
Speaker 1: Two, you too are just fucking special bitches. That's our
Speaker 1: new show.
Speaker 6: So we decided Drew's the drama teacher and I'm his
Speaker 6: star student, who is probably also fucking who's like this,
Speaker 6: you know, forty five year old gay man who thinks
Speaker 6: he can compete with like, you know, the Hemsworth. And
Speaker 6: it's very bitter and angry, and it's based on these
Speaker 6: people that I've known that like literally have been acting
Speaker 6: for twenty years and it's just really in class, yes.
Speaker 1: And they've done like a little thing here or there.
Speaker 6: And so we're gonna and I'm going to We're gonna
Speaker 6: write scenes and plays and make the audience do them. Yes,
Speaker 6: that sounds I love the third week of June Casito.
Speaker 2: I love improvised audience interaction where it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be like improv you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yes, Because like.
Speaker 2: The way pro I know it, right, it's dearest, this
Speaker 2: request or whatever.
Speaker 6: No, they're right, Yeah, it's structured. Improve yeah, structured.
Speaker 4: But then the way you guys do it, it's just
Speaker 4: a it's like we're going to use you. Sure you
Speaker 4: can try to be funny too, but it'll only bite
Speaker 4: you in the ass. Like that's my favorite thing, and
Speaker 4: I think it also is an element of It's why
Speaker 4: I love gay. I will be specific to say gay
Speaker 4: male comedy, if not drag queen comedy. It's oh, you
Speaker 4: can try, right, but we're going to come at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have no idea, what's what's about to happen
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 4: So, yeah, you can try to be the witty one
Speaker 4: in this audience if you want to.
Speaker 1: But it's a mistake.
Speaker 2: And that's I think someone told me that a long
Speaker 2: time ago, mainly with stand up, that you you will
Speaker 2: always win with a hackler one.
Speaker 1: You're amplified. All you have to do is repeat.
Speaker 2: But I still whenever it happens, I'm like, God, I
Speaker 2: keep doing well with these hecklers.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't just why didn't I ever just have the
Speaker 2: confidence and go ahead and try try and.
Speaker 1: Be funny or loud, try and be drunk. Did you
Speaker 1: remember exactly? Of course?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, because I didn't remind you.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Well also because there was a Sam was a witness
Speaker 4: to a fucking oh shit, terrible murder.
Speaker 1: What you're well, I met murderer.
Speaker 6: I didn't witness you know, No, no, yeah, sorry, that
Speaker 6: it's fine.
Speaker 4: That's my way of saying anything, is like, what's the
Speaker 4: most insane way to say this?
Speaker 6: Because literally I had to say to the detective what
Speaker 6: will my part be at the trial? He was like,
Speaker 6: He's like, again, you didn't witness the murder the murderer.
Speaker 1: How did you meet the murder? What was the murder
Speaker 1: meeting situation? I must know. I'm just going to drive
Speaker 1: around here until yeah, we get on the top of
Speaker 1: this area.
Speaker 6: You know, you know how to do that, I think,
Speaker 6: so just take it right and it goes all the
Speaker 6: way around.
Speaker 1: It's adorable.
Speaker 6: Okay, awesome, Okay, So I'm going to show you some
Speaker 6: things Chris this week as we do this.
Speaker 1: So this is this neighborhood I live in.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's beautiful, and I live in the in the
Speaker 6: guesthouse of a celebrity friend.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about later. Okay, So it's right down here,
Speaker 1: card right right, So you parking then, because it's impossible.
Speaker 2: I do, becase I went to a party and I said,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying hi because.
Speaker 1: There's no way to park, and then I'm leaving.
Speaker 6: Ok yeah, we do. So this is it's here on
Speaker 6: the left okay.
Speaker 1: Now, oh beautiful, what a great place doing the pool.
Speaker 6: So there's like some construction stuff. So you see that
Speaker 6: gate mm hmm. And then you see this back areas
Speaker 6: and that goes up to the pool into me. Okay, sure,
Speaker 6: so and this is on the left over here is
Speaker 6: where my that's my my the BUF, the vehicle, that's
Speaker 6: my port of body, which is another story another police call.
Speaker 1: Get to that in a minute. Okay.
Speaker 6: So that front those front, that gate where those stairs are.
Speaker 6: That gate was open one day and me and and
Speaker 6: Geo also my best friend who Karen knows it. Also
Speaker 6: they're known as the drag Queen Ross Druss.
Speaker 1: Bless Oh I really I really like her. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 6: We were watching Rupe Paul's Drag Race East Coast Feed
Speaker 6: because that's the kind of direct TV we got, and
Speaker 6: so I looked out the window and there was this
Speaker 6: young man on the steps, and he looked very You
Speaker 6: could do either one, because it's just that down goes longer,
Speaker 6: so just stick the down one.
Speaker 1: Would you say, you look frazzled frazzled? One word? He looked.
Speaker 1: He frazzled, little fazzled. That was he accurate? That's accurate.
Speaker 1: He looked very frazzled. Yea.
Speaker 6: His hair was at loose ends. He was scruffy, duffy.
Speaker 6: Why I've made him uh.
Speaker 2: Missus frizzle a surfer guy that lived behind Ojokal in this.
Speaker 1: Story, I'm with kat Okale.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I keep I wish I had that changing rolls.
Speaker 6: So anyway, he starts to come up those steps. He's
Speaker 6: got a paper bag like a rouse back filled with
Speaker 6: like closes or something, and this like briefcase thing, and
Speaker 6: he's carrying a pizza flyer.
Speaker 1: He's just like, and I we've had.
Speaker 6: This is this area is close enough to like the
Speaker 6: area of Hollywood. It's not great that like you know,
Speaker 6: we get we've had weirdos and vagrants dragify.
Speaker 1: So and you just take the right.
Speaker 6: So he I said, hey, buddy, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 6: go down because because the window of my living room
Speaker 6: and my bedroom overlooked the front stairs there.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, that's the way it say.
Speaker 6: It's more like a like a like a it's an
Speaker 6: apartment as far as it used to be.
Speaker 1: The show First Core is just above that one garage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, exactly where Cato would live.
Speaker 6: So I look out he was he and I was
Speaker 6: like hey, buddy, and Geo knows him, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 6: you got to get out of here, and he was like,
Speaker 6: I need something to eat.
Speaker 2: And I was like, he's like, well, that's not recognized
Speaker 2: him from previous encounters.
Speaker 1: No, no, g it's the first person that saw him.
Speaker 1: He looked he was very pizza flyer.
Speaker 6: Well he was like gesturing with the pizza flyer like
Speaker 6: that was his astray to get food from us.
Speaker 1: Exactly. That's a distraction, yeah, exactly. And I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you got to go. He was like, well, I need
Speaker 1: work or money. And I was like, there's nothing for
Speaker 1: you here, please go away, and he was like oh.
Speaker 6: And I was like and I almost had to go
Speaker 6: out there, and he was like just kind of like
Speaker 6: stomping and puffing and being like pissy about it. I
Speaker 6: was like, nobody go down now, and so I ran
Speaker 6: out and I closed the gate. Once he got out
Speaker 6: of there, I saw him from a other living room
Speaker 6: window go to the neighbor across the street which we passed,
Speaker 6: and and there's a workman working on their gates. So
Speaker 6: he was trying to go and the workman stopped and
Speaker 6: was talking to him, and I could just see the
Speaker 6: workman like shoe him off. The next morning, I get up,
Speaker 6: she was picking Hi up, picking me up to this meeting.
Speaker 6: He's not a sleepover friend.
Speaker 3: It's not like that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, well, that's another story. That's
Speaker 1: not him.
Speaker 6: So then he my sister who lives in the valley
Speaker 6: texted me and she's like there was a murder in
Speaker 6: her neighborhood. And my brother, my brother in law, we
Speaker 6: call him Captain Infrastructure because he's always surveilling the parameter
Speaker 6: and the perimeter and he's always like he knows everything.
Speaker 6: He's the one who found me the rehab to get into.
Speaker 1: He's just that guy.
Speaker 6: And his sister and brother in law are cops. His
Speaker 6: family's military and teachers. They are not fucking around.
Speaker 1: He's like he holds it down exactly.
Speaker 6: There, and that's a giant, giant, drunken, Irish Catholic family.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, so who I spent a long Easter
Speaker 6: with on Sunday. Different story anyway, Easter egg hunt, cash prizes. Well,
Speaker 6: there's numbers in the eggs and they all correspond. It's
Speaker 6: like the fucking lotto. So anyway, then my sister's like,
Speaker 6: there's a murder. I look, oh, I wouldn't go to
Speaker 6: the murder house. Shout out at murder house.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 6: So then we and then my my friend who owns
Speaker 6: the house, and she calls me. She was like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, one of the neighbors got murdered. So here's
Speaker 6: what turns out. Here's what happened. There was a guy
Speaker 6: he was yesskay, I just go that way looking for
Speaker 6: work and pizza.
Speaker 1: Yes, so there was this.
Speaker 6: There were some weird details at first because it was
Speaker 6: I don't know whether to say these names or not.
Speaker 1: I'll say this.
Speaker 6: The house was owned by this famous Canadian TV personality
Speaker 6: who I had heard of. And the first thing was like, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't know, No, that's my house. No one's staying there,
Speaker 6: it's empty. The next wave came through of like oh no,
Speaker 6: this friend of mine, this Canadian actor was staying there,
Speaker 6: and I knew he was there, but it was weird
Speaker 6: and fishy, and he was the one who this same kid.
Speaker 1: At two in the morning.
Speaker 6: I don't know if he was high there or had
Speaker 6: just come in, but the guy got home at two
Speaker 6: am in the morning, loud music playing, and this guy
Speaker 6: beat him to death with a small sledgehammer.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: And then the thing was like he So then there
Speaker 6: was like on the community bulletin board, there was all
Speaker 6: this and you can just go up to the thing.
Speaker 6: This time.
Speaker 1: On the community bullet board.
Speaker 6: My friend who owns the house is telling me, like,
Speaker 6: here's the description of the guy that was fleeing the suspect.
Speaker 6: I was like, that is exactly the guy I saw
Speaker 6: last night. Wow, so down to the pizza flyer.
Speaker 1: It's lost in the blood. But they stuff, oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for working pizza hammer.
Speaker 6: But so so this guy was like the guy he
Speaker 6: was just staying in his friend's house. And because that's
Speaker 6: the whole thing is like he so what you want
Speaker 6: to hear take this hard right right here?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, down and he said the classic throw it over.
Speaker 3: The believe that.
Speaker 6: People look at their dogs run over your people are
Speaker 6: always walking in the middle with their dogs ear pods
Speaker 6: in Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with the fifteen feet away from them. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then so then uh this we I it was
Speaker 6: immediately I had I called the cops to talk to me.
Speaker 6: I was working on this some friends fucking web series
Speaker 6: like every weekend that September. It was in September. And
Speaker 6: then I was working on that show The Mick and
Speaker 6: like that Joe was so funny.
Speaker 1: I wish that it was. It was so much fun.
Speaker 1: He was a writer on it. He's oh, I know him,
Speaker 1: he's my friend. Okay, cool. The end it was, it
Speaker 1: was that should last longer. It was so I thought
Speaker 1: you met Chris's story.
Speaker 6: So then I'm going to point it to it's It's
Speaker 6: like there are these steps right there, and I think
Speaker 6: it was a little bit further down here.
Speaker 1: It was either this one or the one up behind
Speaker 1: it on the steps.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, So the access is from the
Speaker 4: steps basically, yeah, because you can go from those steps
Speaker 4: all the way up to the street that we were
Speaker 4: up above.
Speaker 2: Because you said Canadian actor, I think it was that house.
Speaker 2: And I think I had a friend that watches that
Speaker 2: house sometimes. And now I'm gonna ask him about this
Speaker 2: murder situation too. Yeah, yes, you left bring us around
Speaker 2: so scary.
Speaker 1: So one different move that you could have made, you
Speaker 1: could have been the next Well, that was the whole thing.
Speaker 6: And then nanny was upstairs and the couple and they
Speaker 6: have two kids that live there in my place, are there.
Speaker 1: They looked like someone capable of murder. You can just
Speaker 1: tell him, no, he didn't. He looked he was a young,
Speaker 1: skinny kid. He didn't even he looked like kind of
Speaker 1: a teenager.
Speaker 6: So he escaped and then that same he somehow got
Speaker 6: to either Arizona or Vegas because they had to wait
Speaker 6: to extradite him from there. So that same week, once
Speaker 6: I talked to the detectives, which, let me tell you something. Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: you don't even have to do you, Karen, No, I
Speaker 6: know it's it's one of those guys that you and
Speaker 6: me both would just claw shirts off and climb like
Speaker 6: a tree.
Speaker 1: You know that one time there was a shooting in
Speaker 1: my neighborhood. There were cops. Oh you're hot, cops around me.
Speaker 6: Sorry's detective I know which name, I have his card,
Speaker 6: But we were I think we talked about this because
Speaker 6: my doorbell.
Speaker 4: Rang I opened the door and it's a guy in
Speaker 4: a suit with a big watch and slick back hair.
Speaker 1: And I was just like immediately like grabbed my robe, like.
Speaker 4: And it's just like some dude that's like, yeah, people
Speaker 4: are killing people and I'm here to take care of business.
Speaker 1: We're just like holy maybe it's just like guys that
Speaker 1: work for the city. It was a municipal I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid of any of that. I love a steady paycheck
Speaker 1: and social Security. Yeah, great retirement, Like, oh my god.
Speaker 6: He so my first meeting with him is this is
Speaker 6: how stupid I am. I had a table read at
Speaker 6: Fox for the show for The Mick, and they where
Speaker 6: I was playing Steven believe it or not, a bitchy,
Speaker 6: waspy fifty year old goth of Colin.
Speaker 1: To have the goods on Kaitlin.
Speaker 6: God, I think I saw that with an offer. It
Speaker 6: was a hi, how are you yes, no audition offer
Speaker 6: on Oh I was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was a miracle. So anyway, then.
Speaker 6: The the because that was like I booked the job
Speaker 6: and then they were like the detective said I need
Speaker 6: to see you like now basically to question you about
Speaker 6: this ship. And I said that is sergeant exactly. This
Speaker 6: is how like I was so dumb and what's the word?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 6: Not vain, but you'll you'll know the word after I
Speaker 6: tell the story. I say to him, I said, you
Speaker 6: know what, I actually had this job at Fox and
Speaker 6: it's a table read and I don't know if I
Speaker 6: can get you on the lot with a drive on
Speaker 6: And he said, uh, I have a pass that gets
Speaker 6: me onto every lot in town.
Speaker 1: And then he showed you bad.
Speaker 6: Basically he didn't say that because it was over the phone,
Speaker 6: but that's when he met and the pants dropped off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got on my morning.
Speaker 4: Then then you're certainly welcome onto this lot exactly, speaking
Speaker 4: of sand it's my samwat.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, I.
Speaker 6: Don't because he was like, I'll meet you there at
Speaker 6: the at the I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 6: go to this tabley where I got a job offer
Speaker 6: with the homic homicide detective.
Speaker 2: I thought that might look bad or do you know
Speaker 2: you gotta go with something to make your character.
Speaker 1: I know what's the fucking coolest.
Speaker 2: I bring a homicide detective with me every audition and
Speaker 2: get all the cat food commercials.
Speaker 1: So then he said where can. Oh my god, Karen.
Speaker 1: I felt so glamorous and like in a TV show.
Speaker 1: He was like whoa.
Speaker 6: I was like, you know, can I meet you half
Speaker 6: somewhere over near there? He was like, meet me at
Speaker 6: Roxbury Park. He's like parking the red next to my
Speaker 6: charger and he had got charger.
Speaker 1: And what a cop? And so I just and that's
Speaker 1: what I did.
Speaker 6: And immediately as soon as I pulled up, I was like,
Speaker 6: holy shit because I hadn't seen him, and I tried.
Speaker 6: I was gonna sneak, try to sneak a picture of him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that has to be illegal.
Speaker 6: And so then I had to look at all these
Speaker 6: mug shots and immediately I was like, and they're not indifferent.
Speaker 6: They have a folder, take a statement, they write down
Speaker 6: your statement, they record your statement. And then they had
Speaker 6: the six pictures on the same piece of paper. It's
Speaker 6: not like six different ones. Yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 6: absolutely him, and he was and they're like disregard earrings, jewelry,
Speaker 6: hair color, beard, facial fires, hats, yeah, pizza flyers. And
Speaker 6: I said, absolutely him, Yes, absolutely him. And did they
Speaker 6: ultimately catch him? They caught him good. They had they
Speaker 6: knew it was him. They had to wait till he
Speaker 6: got extradited back or whatever it's called from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, from Vegas. Not belize literally long enough to
Speaker 1: get this.
Speaker 6: So when we first saw the murderer, we were sitting
Speaker 6: down to watch watch RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, and
Speaker 6: a whole other cycle had started because literally we and
Speaker 6: I had to talk to the cops a couple of
Speaker 6: times between that.
Speaker 1: Literally, me and g A were sitting down.
Speaker 6: In my house to watch RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,
Speaker 6: I guess season three or four, and they knocked on
Speaker 6: the door. They didn't call or text or anything. And
Speaker 6: I opened the door and it's this detective and his partner,
Speaker 6: and I was like, thank god. Back in the days
Speaker 6: when I was Stephen, I was high all the time.
Speaker 6: We were drunk, off my ass, off my ass in
Speaker 6: my underpants.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, officer, it's so funny because
Speaker 6: this is my same friend here that was here when
Speaker 6: the murder happened, and we're watching the same exactly.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have a sense of humor about this?
Speaker 6: Tell me you, dude, did I make it clear I'm
Speaker 6: gay and I'll do anything to pleasure you. So then
Speaker 6: they sat there and the funny thing, I can say
Speaker 6: all this right. Yeah, So anyway, I mean that was
Speaker 6: one time and then they were telling me, I forget
Speaker 6: that time. We just oh that was He's like, it's
Speaker 6: called trial prep. We're here just to make sure basically
Speaker 6: that you're not a fucking liar. And it was literally
Speaker 6: like the home of a liar?
Speaker 1: Does it look like the garage apartment of a liar?
Speaker 1: That's house? Gets me into your bedge, I know that
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 6: So I was like, here's the window, here's where he was,
Speaker 6: here's the gate, here's where he was going, Here's where
Speaker 6: I saw him.
Speaker 1: And they walked through everything. Thing got the house was clean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just because it's a surprise visit, because of
Speaker 6: course it's a surprise visit. Because if they walk in
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I'm on acid, Muggy's crawling across my pizza.
Speaker 1: We'll get a dirty house. Missed him, I'm.
Speaker 6: Gonna bite you or whatever. It seemed a little too
Speaker 6: on the nosers. Literally, this is my friend who was here.
Speaker 6: We're watching the same TV show. And so then I
Speaker 6: had to meet him again, like he called and we
Speaker 6: met him again, like a few months later because at
Speaker 6: that point at the surprise house visit, he was like,
Speaker 6: you may have to you may have to testify the trial,
Speaker 6: and you may not. It may not go to trial.
Speaker 6: All the things that can happen. He may just be
Speaker 6: straight up guilty. And and then the next time he
Speaker 6: came to visit me with his other partner, they were
Speaker 6: at the end of their shift and they wouldn't leave,
Speaker 6: and I had a lot of fantasies about that, really,
Speaker 6: but the partner wasn't hot.
Speaker 1: But the partner was just like, here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: What way were they not leaving? Like, so they were
Speaker 1: just they were just chucked in the charters and we
Speaker 1: kept talking.
Speaker 6: They made me look at another set of mugshots, and
Speaker 6: this is interesting for my favorite murder gang. Yes, he
Speaker 6: was like, look at these headshots in black and white.
Speaker 6: He was like, and I was like, which one is it?
Speaker 6: And I was like it was a different set. I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: And I was like I cannot pick him out. I said,
Speaker 6: He's like, within a shadow of a doubt, could you
Speaker 6: do it. I'm like, I was like, that was a
Speaker 6: year and a half ago or whatever it was, I
Speaker 6: cannot do that. He showed me a video of the
Speaker 6: guy the same killer on someone's nest camera down the
Speaker 6: street before, and the kid looked so much cleaner. It's
Speaker 6: like he must have had a rough night the night before.
Speaker 6: And my important thing was, I said, officer, is he's
Speaker 6: psychopath They seems like a straight up psycho. And he's like,
Speaker 6: he's not insane. He just is a bad person who
Speaker 6: did really bad thing.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: And I said it's worse, Yes, it is worse, scarrier.
Speaker 1: He's exactly, it's not one of these.
Speaker 6: Like you know, like full on like terrible child who
Speaker 6: knows what his child is. But he's like, yeah, he
Speaker 6: chose to do this. It wasn't voices telling it's not
Speaker 6: something you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't hallucinating. He didn't think that government was
Speaker 4: coming for me. He was like, I'm going to get
Speaker 4: caught because I broke into this place. This guy already
Speaker 4: owned the sledgehammer completely. He found it there.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it was in the bag. So the
Speaker 1: guy was like, you know, I guess there was no trial.
Speaker 1: And the thing that.
Speaker 6: Freaked me out was like how I could not I
Speaker 6: thought I had him tattooed in my brain, the murderer.
Speaker 6: And then when I looked at this other set of
Speaker 6: different pictures, and they recorded all that, and then he
Speaker 6: did this after he turned the recorder off, he was like,
Speaker 6: you didn't pick the right guy the one.
Speaker 1: He said, that's just a kind of a lesson.
Speaker 2: What does it make you think more about when people
Speaker 2: are accused falsely accused, how that actually can happen? Absolutely,
Speaker 2: I know that was him because striped shirts. You know,
Speaker 2: why would the other person also have a striped shirt?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was all that stuff, and so nothing came
Speaker 6: of it, you know. But then they were talking about
Speaker 6: to go to jail though the I hope he did.
Speaker 6: I keep wondering, like, should I check in? I could
Speaker 6: probably ask the detective I still have.
Speaker 1: His car, come right over. Apparently I'll bring friends and
Speaker 1: leap out of a cake.
Speaker 6: But he was like when they were like trying to
Speaker 6: make that the last time I saw them, which was
Speaker 6: not a surprise because I was like, you know, I'm
Speaker 6: an actor, so I don't know what's going to happen,
Speaker 6: and I, you know, I can have an audition not
Speaker 6: be there.
Speaker 1: I was probably also just trying to like, you know,
Speaker 1: pretend I was famous in.
Speaker 3: Front of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then when they got there, he was like the
Speaker 6: partner who was older and scruffy and I was hot.
Speaker 6: He was all like, hmm, that's what I say to
Speaker 6: this one, the actor's life, huh. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: are you an actor to the hot what he was like,
Speaker 6: I have a said card. Oh that's great, I keep
Speaker 6: it right under my bed. And so they were kind
Speaker 6: of like and then the other guy told me this
Speaker 6: long story about the movies he'd worked on, and like
Speaker 6: being an extra cop on things and then working you
Speaker 6: know how they had the motorcycle cops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought after being in a car wreck and
Speaker 2: not getting the cops to come, they won't come unless
Speaker 2: you say, okayk my bone is sticking out and there's
Speaker 2: a guy with a gun, then they'll show up.
Speaker 1: Or you just have to have a film shoot right,
Speaker 1: it makes you pay twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got caught in a in a car accident.
Speaker 2: Oh it's also on the set of an independent film.
Speaker 2: Will you now come?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't give me still, you know how, I'm
Speaker 2: all once we talked about cups, you're hitting me.
Speaker 1: Your sledgehammer. I mean, stop thinking about Peter Gabriel. Sam
Speaker 1: told me that story after it happened. He was just like,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you the story. Like, remember that's
Speaker 1: when we went to that weird restaurant that was like
Speaker 1: strangely abandoned. Oh my god, that was weird.
Speaker 6: Is that bartender? Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, I will tell them.
Speaker 6: I will tell them once we're not recording, I'll tell
Speaker 6: you the whole story.
Speaker 4: Well I think we're here, yeah, yeah, yeah, this was Sam.
Speaker 4: Why haven't we had you on before? And will you
Speaker 4: please do it again?
Speaker 6: I will love to it. Also here and what I
Speaker 6: still haven't told you? And every Weekend'm like I need
Speaker 6: to write this email to this cutie back. Here is
Speaker 6: the one about being on my family's farm in the
Speaker 6: Indian village that got churned up in the flood and finding.
Speaker 1: The bones of an Indian village. Yeah, this whole freaking
Speaker 1: burial ground that your family's house is built off. That's
Speaker 1: a Poulter family farm.
Speaker 6: That's the culture gust Yes, And we said it's a
Speaker 6: time and this is an eighty five and we said,
Speaker 6: oh my god, Mama. We were like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: we're cursed. And my mother kept saying the flood it
Speaker 6: was the curse.
Speaker 1: You got rid of the tombstones, but you didn't get
Speaker 1: rid of the body. Stead you just move the tombstone, yes,
Speaker 1: but it was like they did. That's for another time. Okay,
Speaker 1: this has been a pure pleasure. I'm scared right now.
Speaker 6: It should be.
Speaker 1: You should be very there's you should be all the time.
Speaker 2: My apartment nice because no one's gonna Although while I
Speaker 2: was gone, someone tried to break into my garage.
Speaker 1: Well those sacks off really surely shit.
Speaker 2: I didn't get in though, Oh good, good because I
Speaker 2: took something necessary about a plate cover.
Speaker 1: Podcast mail.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, on a plan cover you this weekend for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, Friday night, it's the opening night, okay, yes, eight?
Speaker 1: Or should we not say so? You're yeah? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: just like oh this will be this will come out
Speaker 1: after so it doesn't matter, right, I don't even know okay,
Speaker 1: only Stephen.
Speaker 6: Okayoo then I'll see you then, okay, you think away.
Speaker 6: Love it, Chris, it's a delight.
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 6: Thoroughly enjoy this podcast so much. I will announce that
Speaker 6: I actively asked to be honest about.
Speaker 1: But you did it.
Speaker 4: The timing was majestic because the three of us get
Speaker 4: into these text threads of hey, we have to record,
Speaker 4: Like Stephen goes, hey, you know.
Speaker 1: This is the day that the next one goes up,
Speaker 1: so we have to figure something out. Then it takes
Speaker 1: twenty minutes for all of us to be like, I'm
Speaker 1: here this day, I'm here that day because it has
Speaker 1: to be three of you. That's a nightmare.
Speaker 4: And in the middle of all that, Chris goes all
Speaker 4: all like, drum up someone to get a guest, and
Speaker 4: you text, hey, can.
Speaker 1: I be on? I read that yes, during it, and
Speaker 1: I was just why that is solved?
Speaker 6: It was it was this team to listen to my
Speaker 6: intuition where I'm like, do it when you think of it?
Speaker 6: Do it now?
Speaker 1: Because it's something in the air. Yes, there's a reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've tapped in the same kind of intuition that keeps
Speaker 1: you from getting murdered. Yes to tomorrow.
Speaker 6: No, no, thanks Sam, you guys, I'll see you, I'll
Speaker 6: soon tell I'll take my leave. Tell the sweet baby
Speaker 6: angel shape. Can I say it's the same deck shape.
Speaker 1: He's a delight. I'm so glad. Okay, okay, bye, I
Speaker 1: love you. That was a legit drop off. I don't
Speaker 1: know it was. We were stuck to the real thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually like and we don't have to next time.
Speaker 2: It's just a reminder that we had a theme in
Speaker 2: the beginning and we occasionally stick to it. Maybe we'll
Speaker 2: go to the airport again one day, although.
Speaker 1: I hope not. I hope not too. Oh, it's good
Speaker 1: to see you both. You too, have anything coming up?
Speaker 1: I don't. I have some plu type things, do it?
Speaker 1: Plug it up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Bend, Oregon on May ninth, and
Speaker 2: Boise Ido on May tenth, and then I'm in Winnipeg
Speaker 2: at rumors May fourteenth through the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: Awesome. I should tell my mom to go see you, Chris,
Speaker 1: because she lives invent.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's terrific, Ben, I used to I have such
Speaker 2: a youthful love relationship with that.
Speaker 1: I used to go there just to do nothing but snowboard,
Speaker 1: and it was it's beautiful. It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 2: That included eating. I like, just with snowboard every day
Speaker 2: and then eat crackers in the lodge.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I live. Sure will malt liquor,
Speaker 1: but that's all I have to Yeah, that's awesome. Everybody
Speaker 1: goes see Christ. Do you live comedy? Support him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think all my things are when you go to
Speaker 4: this Clusterfest situation that's in June, and then our show
Speaker 4: four Clusterfest is Sunday, so I'm going up.
Speaker 1: We'll enjoy that.
Speaker 4: But and anyone, I'm sure there's still tickets available for Clusterfest,
Speaker 4: which is a music and comedy festival.
Speaker 1: I'm sure other things too in San Francisco. It is
Speaker 1: the June twenty third, even, thank you much, and is
Speaker 1: on on Sunday. Okay, yeah, terrific. Perfect. Well. This has
Speaker 1: been yet another captivating episode edition of Do You Need
Speaker 1: a Ride? I'm doing your life. It's okay, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what it's okay, d n they are, but
Speaker 1: you can honk right now we're in traffic. No, because
Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm monking of people. That's how you
Speaker 1: get killed in this town. It's one of the only
Speaker 1: places you can just honk. Okay. It doesn't mean yea,
Speaker 1: I leave it, you want wait back either way. We
Speaker 1: want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you
Speaker 1: claim and give us time and date Terminol and gay
Speaker 1: we want to send you off instide. We want to
Speaker 1: welcome you back home. Tell us all about every scared
Speaker 1: he was. It fine, Malforn. Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: To ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow with Karen and Chriss mhm