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<v Speaker 1>I've got crones disease and you're gonna hear in today's

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<v Speaker 1>episode just how.

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<v Speaker 2>I got crones disease.

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<v Speaker 1>with Me podcast team.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you then. Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh with Me,

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast of Jeremyoda.

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<v Speaker 2>Mi'm you, ow Jo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to be back for episode number eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>We are on the March to one hundred. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get there far sooner than later, I can. I can

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<v Speaker 1>promise you that, right, Johnny, Yeah, baby? You know, if

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny's excited, I'm excited. If if you heard the top

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<v Speaker 1>of the of the episode here talking about the cronzyclitis

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<v Speaker 1>walk on June twenty first, I also said in there,

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<v Speaker 1>in that little little minute long spiel about the walk,

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<v Speaker 1>that I was going to tell you how exactly it

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<v Speaker 1>is that I got crones disease, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you the science behind it. And it's shocking. It

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<v Speaker 1>is shocking. Now, how did I get to this conclusion

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<v Speaker 1>that I should discuss this today, Well, I saw a tweet, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a tweet. The tweet was it's a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of a television. It said, you may be old, but

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<v Speaker 1>are you this old? And it's one of those giant TVs,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like they used to have, like a in

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<v Speaker 1>the nineties early two thousands, where it's like the base

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<v Speaker 1>of it. It's one of those giant box TVs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but it has the base and it sits what a

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<v Speaker 1>couple feet off the ground and then it's a big

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<v Speaker 1>giant screen right, heavy as hell this TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But the.

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<v Speaker 1>Tweet had said this television was a symbol of extreme

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<v Speaker 1>wealth back in the day, and yeah, that was probably

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<v Speaker 1>true until until flat screens came about. Then you could

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<v Speaker 1>you could pick up one of those. You could get

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<v Speaker 1>one of those TVs and you were on the hook

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<v Speaker 1>for move that some bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that tweet and it brought back, It brought

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<v Speaker 1>back some memories, hurtful memories. See, my brother Kyle got

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<v Speaker 1>one of those TVs and then he moved out, got

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<v Speaker 1>a place of his own right. He lived on the

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<v Speaker 1>third floor, which was great because then you could have

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<v Speaker 1>like the vaulted ceiling. That was always a touch that

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<v Speaker 1>if you lived in an apartment you could get the

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<v Speaker 1>vaulted ceiling. It just kind of added to the space.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it didn't add to your square footage, but

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<v Speaker 1>it did add to where it felt better. It felt

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<v Speaker 1>like you had, you know, a big apartment. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a ranch style house now and I've got the higher

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<v Speaker 1>ceilings and it just it does.

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<v Speaker 2>It just makes it.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like you've got like a larger like living space.

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<v Speaker 1>And he had that first place. Out he goes, he's

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<v Speaker 1>got this vaulted ceiling. Right, it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Third floor, except for he gets this big ass TV.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course, you know you're gonna need to help

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<v Speaker 1>carrying this monstrosity up three flights of stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Now here's here was my dilemma.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got this TV. Awesome and at that point, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this giant TV. That's cool, like you, It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like it is today where you go and you

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<v Speaker 1>can buy a sixty inch for pennies on the dollar, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can carry it yourself out of the store,

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<v Speaker 1>throw it in the car, carry it inside the house

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<v Speaker 1>like I do that. It wasn't like that back then

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<v Speaker 1>for the younger listeners. It was a process.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably needed somebody with a truck. You had to

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<v Speaker 2>load it up on the truck. It was easily.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean two people could carry it. But it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>going to be easy. He was going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>three to four person gig. But here was my dilemma

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<v Speaker 1>with this. I wanted to help him. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>young guy, strong as a bull.

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<v Speaker 2>I could carry shit. Right. Here was the dilemmas. When

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<v Speaker 2>I moved out, he refused to help me.

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<v Speaker 1>He refused to help me move any of my stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in the apartment. Now, I don't know why we never

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<v Speaker 1>discussed this. He was probably just young, immature. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>said something that offended him. Who knows, Right, he was

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<v Speaker 1>in high school then, I think he was in high

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<v Speaker 1>school then, had to have been in high school. But

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<v Speaker 1>here I am big brother to the rescue. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to carry this big ass TV. So we carry the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I remember correct and it's you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>three flights of stairs with turns right to go up.

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<v Speaker 1>If I remember correctly, this thing had to have been

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred pounds. Two hundred pounds TV up these stairs,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's awkward, and it's that like hard plastic, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's like digging into your hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't wear gloves. I wasn't that smart. I carried up.

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<v Speaker 2>No big deal. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was like a year later he moved again.

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<v Speaker 1>If I remember correctly, this is when he moved into

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<v Speaker 1>his house. So then it was all right, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to carry this downstairs three flights of stairs, then get

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<v Speaker 1>it to his house and then carry it into the house,

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<v Speaker 1>and I distinctly remember helping with that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I'm very happy about what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And then eventually he got rid of that TV because

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<v Speaker 1>he moved on he got flat screens and I refused

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<v Speaker 1>to help carry the TV out at that point. But

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<v Speaker 1>my point to all this is when I saw this tweet,

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<v Speaker 1>it reminded me of how I got Chrohn's disease.

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<v Speaker 2>And I believe to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>That the strain of carrying that TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Put on my body.

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<v Speaker 1>Twice within a year's time span, caused me to have

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<v Speaker 1>chrones put the strain in my colon, which then spread

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<v Speaker 1>into my intestines.

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<v Speaker 2>And caused the issue that I have today.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you might be thinking, Jeremy, well, that's just not possible.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not how science works. And that's where I'd

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<v Speaker 1>say you're wrong, because it cast it's always caused and effect.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing happens, which then causes one another thing, which

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<v Speaker 1>then causes anohing.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be like, oh, he's got heart disease.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't the stress at work that caused the heart attack,

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<v Speaker 1>of knowing it was the stress at work that then

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<v Speaker 1>made the heart attack happen. It's always one thing after another. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a perfectly healthy person going into carrying that

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<v Speaker 1>big ass TV. The strain from carrying that man and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even that, it's not even I had to

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<v Speaker 1>use everything within me because the hard plastic on your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Two hundred pounds carrying hard sharp plastic, okay, two hundred pounds,

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<v Speaker 1>no gloves, you're holding it, You're trying to hold it,

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to maneuver. It's awkward, right, I'm using everything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just arms, it's not just legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was using full core coaling to help carry that

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<v Speaker 1>TV up and down those stairs twice within a year.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a guy that moves like. I'm not like

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<v Speaker 1>a mover like. I don't move stuff every weekend for people. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll move stuff here and there, especially when you're younger

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<v Speaker 1>and you're helping your friends and family move, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time, or even yourself. You're moving what

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<v Speaker 1>once twice maybe in a year's time. That was put

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, put a lot on your boy's body.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have come to the conclusion that that is,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, how I've got Cron's disease now. How can

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<v Speaker 1>we reverse it? Well, we're still trying to figure that out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>currently currently revoke is the uh is what we're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I don't know if I need to go

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<v Speaker 1>through some if because if if the strain of lifting

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<v Speaker 1>the heavy ass two point fifty one hundred pound plastic

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<v Speaker 1>TV caused it, would water therapy help something a little

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<v Speaker 1>more relaxing, something to kind of help the body. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, haven't tried it, not sure if I even

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<v Speaker 1>want to try it. Johnny, is this making much sense

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Because if you run really, really hard, right

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not accustomed to running, and you just go

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<v Speaker 1>on a dead sprint for a whole mile and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't breathe and it triggers something that you pass out,

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<v Speaker 1>it was because the all I know is if you

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<v Speaker 1>help us out. June twenty first, the Omaha Takes Steps Walk. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we are currently eleven weeks five days away, So when

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<v Speaker 1>this episode comes out, we're eleven weeks five days away

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<v Speaker 1>from the Omaha Takes Steps Walk. It's the largest and

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know what you can help your boy

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<v Speaker 1>find a cure for this disease that was caused by

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<v Speaker 1>carrying a big ass TV.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that's a warning to you. Then.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's a beautiful thing. What the TV industry did,

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<v Speaker 1>electronics industry of making smaller.

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<v Speaker 2>Less heavy TVs. It probably saved many lives.

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<v Speaker 1>I've bet there's more people that don't have crones disease

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<v Speaker 1>today than ever did before because they're not carrying these

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<v Speaker 1>heavy like electronics.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>out of the ordinary. Johnny, if you haven't told everybody

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<v Speaker 1>this is how you're doing your holiday shopping, you really.

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<v Speaker 2>Missed the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's what That's why I told my family.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So as I was telling you, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>Croms disease from lifting TVs.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You get older, you start to and this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of a lot of warning, but just something

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<v Speaker 1>if you're younger, something you might you're gonna expect. Okay, speaking,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm speaking out of experience. Now you're gonna get nose hair,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of it. Okay, I've got so much nose hair

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<v Speaker 1>coming in. I always had nose hair, but never quite

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<v Speaker 1>like this. Like it's coming in hot and heavy now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's sticking out of my nostrils. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>think I always have something in my nose, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm getting alergies, I'm getting sick, I'm getting cold,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Sneezing, and uh, it's just now becoming more of a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's what I was doing a couple of years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>as I was doing those hot wax sticks, you know

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<v Speaker 1>where you stick up your nostrils and then you let

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<v Speaker 1>it sit, let the mold sit and then harden, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you yank them out and it pulls out all

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<v Speaker 1>the hair.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The feeling after it is just incredible. You can breathe again, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm wondering because I also read that the hair

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<v Speaker 1>is a good thing because it fights off bacterias and

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<v Speaker 1>germs and stuff. I don't know if that's true or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but what I do know is I can breathe. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>the hair tends to come in fuller after the fact.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm at this kind of unique spot now where

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to do the hot wax sticks. I

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<v Speaker 1>might even do it today, ah, because it's really starting

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<v Speaker 1>to bother me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like at that point where I'm like shoving it

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<v Speaker 1>back in because the hairs are sticking out. I'm shoving

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<v Speaker 1>the hairs back up there, and I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's what you're supposed to do. And then

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'll pull I'll yank them out, right, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>yank them out. But then I sneeze so freaking hard.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm a hard sneezer anyway, I don't you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like I've seen people that are like one sneeze at

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<v Speaker 1>a time. I'm like a two, three, even a four

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time sneeze guy. And they're they're like

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<v Speaker 1>they'll bring me down on my knees like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hard sneeze. Like when I sneeze, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the quarterback and I'm doing a hard count trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the defense to jump. That's me when I'm sneezing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fourth and two and I'm just trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>the defense to jump, get the penalty, get the first down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me when I sneeze, and then if I hold

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<v Speaker 1>in the sneeze, it really hurts my head. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if lifting that big ass TV of Kyle's is

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<v Speaker 1>what caused me to have Chromb's disease and holding in

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<v Speaker 1>these big ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Sneezes is what causes the migraines. I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck anyway, I got this long ass nose air and

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<v Speaker 1>the lords like, I don't want to keep shoving it

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<v Speaker 1>up there, especially if it gets longer. It's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>become a problem because then if they happen to fall

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<v Speaker 1>out of my nostril, then it's like, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like noodles falling out of your nose all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and I don't have time for noodles. I

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<v Speaker 1>do enjoy spaghetti, spaghetti, some meat balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan of that. I just don't need

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<v Speaker 2>it flying out of my nose.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's kind of hey. Man, this is forty one, right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is where I'm at. So all the younger folks

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this show, get ready. Take care of your stuff, man,

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<v Speaker 1>take care of your shit before because you get some

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<v Speaker 1>weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Happening as you get older.

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<v Speaker 1>You think, oh, yeah, yeah, I know, you'll start to

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<v Speaker 1>slow down, your knees will start popping, creaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all those things. All of that is true.

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<v Speaker 1>You're also gonna have long ass nose hairs that you

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<v Speaker 1>could decide whether to braid or not, or you can

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<v Speaker 1>just do the hot wax sticks and yank them out

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<v Speaker 1>all together. I think that I'm leaning that way. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>leaning that way because if I can't cure the Crohn's disease,

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<v Speaker 1>I might as well fix my long ass nose hair

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<v Speaker 1>problem at least for the time being. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're some of you guys are going to get

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<v Speaker 1>long ass like all this ear hair too. I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get a lot of that. I do get one

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<v Speaker 1>or two I get like one strand I'm not not

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<v Speaker 1>like one or two patches.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I get one or two strands of the and long

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<v Speaker 1>ear hair and it's just flapping in the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>I do yank that because that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And the eyebrows too, and they're starting to come in

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<v Speaker 1>different colors, like yeah, I red hair. It's it's starting

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<v Speaker 1>in my chin. It's starting to be white, and in

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<v Speaker 1>my eyebrows it is starting to be white or black.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. The black I can only assume is related to

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<v Speaker 2>the Crones disease. But the white makes a whole heck.

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<v Speaker 1>Of a lot of sense because my hair won't gray.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just gonna go white someday. And they say it

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<v Speaker 1>starts in your chin, So here I am. I'm well

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<v Speaker 1>on my way down forty one years old in eighty

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<v Speaker 1>fourth episode of flaugh with Me, and I'm finally getting

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<v Speaker 1>that white hair up in my chin, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take care of the nose problem before before

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<v Speaker 1>it's white in there. And then people are like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you got in your nose?

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<v Speaker 2>Brother? Like just the Crones disease. Bob Bob Bob

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<v Speaker 1>U