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Speaker 2: We'll see you then. Welcome back.

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Speaker 1: It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh with Me,

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Speaker 1: a podcast of Jeremyoda.

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Speaker 2: Mi'm you, ow Jo.

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Speaker 1: It's good to be back for episode number eighty four.

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Speaker 1: We are on the March to one hundred. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: promise you that, right, Johnny, Yeah, baby? You know, if

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Speaker 1: Johnny's excited, I'm excited. If if you heard the top

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Speaker 1: of the of the episode here talking about the cronzyclitis

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Speaker 1: I saw that tweet and it brought back, It brought

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Speaker 1: once twice maybe in a year's time. That was put

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Speaker 1: And I have come to the conclusion that that is,

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Speaker 2: And I think that's a warning to you. Then.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's a beautiful thing. What the TV industry did,

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Speaker 1: out of the ordinary. Johnny, if you haven't told everybody

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's what That's why I told my family.

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Speaker 1: All right, So as I was telling you, I've got

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Speaker 1: Croms disease from lifting TVs.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing that I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You get older, you start to and this is this

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Speaker 1: is kind of a lot of warning, but just something

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Speaker 1: if you're younger, something you might you're gonna expect. Okay, speaking,

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking out of experience. Now you're gonna get nose hair,

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Speaker 1: lots of it. Okay, I've got so much nose hair

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting alergies, I'm getting sick, I'm getting cold,

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Speaker 2: Sneezing, and uh, it's just now becoming more of a thing.

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Speaker 1: So here's what I was doing a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: as I was doing those hot wax sticks, you know

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Speaker 1: it sit, let the mold sit and then harden, and

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Speaker 1: then you yank them out and it pulls out all

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Speaker 2: And that's a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 1: The feeling after it is just incredible. You can breathe again, right.

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Speaker 1: But I'm wondering because I also read that the hair

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Speaker 1: So I'm at this kind of unique spot now where

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Speaker 1: I really want to do the hot wax sticks. I

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Speaker 2: You know. It's long.

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Speaker 1: It's like at that point where I'm like shoving it

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Speaker 1: sometimes I'll pull I'll yank them out, right, I'll just

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Speaker 1: yank them out. But then I sneeze so freaking hard.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a hard sneezer anyway, I don't you guys

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Speaker 1: like I've seen people that are like one sneeze at

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Speaker 1: it's a hard sneeze. Like when I sneeze, it's like

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Speaker 1: that's me when I sneeze, and then if I hold

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Speaker 1: wonder if lifting that big ass TV of Kyle's is

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Speaker 1: what caused me to have Chromb's disease and holding in

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Speaker 2: Sneezes is what causes the migraines. I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: Fuck anyway, I got this long ass nose air and

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Speaker 1: the lords like, I don't want to keep shoving it

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Speaker 1: It looks like noodles falling out of your nose all

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Speaker 1: the time, and I don't have time for noodles. I

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Speaker 1: do enjoy spaghetti, spaghetti, some meat balls.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of that. I just don't need

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of hey. Man, this is forty one, right,

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Speaker 1: this is where I'm at. So all the younger folks

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Speaker 1: listening to this show, get ready. Take care of your stuff, man,

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Speaker 1: take care of your shit before because you get some

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Speaker 2: Happening as you get older.

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Speaker 1: You think, oh, yeah, yeah, I know, you'll start to

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Speaker 1: slow down, your knees will start popping, creaking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all those things. All of that is true.

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Speaker 1: You're also gonna have long ass nose hairs that you

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Speaker 1: all together. I think that I'm leaning that way. I'm

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Speaker 1: leaning that way because if I can't cure the Crohn's disease,

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Speaker 1: I might as well fix my long ass nose hair

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Speaker 1: long ass like all this ear hair too. I I

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Speaker 1: like one or two patches.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I get one or two strands of the and long

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Speaker 1: ear hair and it's just flapping in the wind.

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Speaker 2: I do yank that because that's weird.

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Speaker 1: And the eyebrows too, and they're starting to come in

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Speaker 1: different colors, like yeah, I red hair. It's it's starting

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Speaker 1: my eyebrows it is starting to be white or black.

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Speaker 2: Now. The black I can only assume is related to

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Speaker 2: the Crones disease. But the white makes a whole heck.

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Speaker 1: Of a lot of sense because my hair won't gray.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna go white someday. And they say it

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Speaker 1: starts in your chin, So here I am. I'm well

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Speaker 1: on my way down forty one years old in eighty

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Speaker 1: fourth episode of flaugh with Me, and I'm finally getting

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Speaker 1: that white hair up in my chin, so you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of the nose problem before before

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Speaker 1: it's white in there. And then people are like, what

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Speaker 1: do you got in your nose?

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Speaker 2: Brother? Like just the Crones disease. Bob Bob Bob

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