1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: Also media. Oh I didn't see you there. Welcome to 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: Behind the Bastards. You've stepped into our living room podcast house. 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm the podcast about bad people. I 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: struggle through the introduction every week, but then we get 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: to the terrible person, one of the worst people in 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: all of history that we're talking about, and everybody has 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: a good time learning about things that make them feel 8 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 1: bad because we're all damaged people speaking of shit. That's 9 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: a bad way to speaking of this volunti podcast host. 10 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: Thank you my guest this week, Molly Conger. Molly, welcome 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: to the show. 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 2: You've got a podcast, thrilled to be here. Yeah, I 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 2: also have a podcast about guys who suck minor weirder 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 2: and littler. It's weird little guys. 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, there's a strict height requirement, much like the 16 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: Prussian heavy infantry in order to be on your podcast, 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: but in the reverse way anyway. Uh, Molly, how do 18 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: you feel about soccer football as it's called by most 19 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: of the people who like it? 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 2: So I don't know anything about it, but I've been 21 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 2: watching the World Cup with my husband and I love 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: hollering at the tv. 23 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good, that's all, I feel like this is 24 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: kind of this happens periodically where like you know, the 25 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: World Cups in the United States, so a lot of 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: Americans who normally aren't so much in to what the 27 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: West to football, we'll call it football, suddenly find themselves 28 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: intrigued by it for like the first time or the 29 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: first time in a while. And right now the whole 30 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: freedom loving world is captured by a new and often 31 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: performative love of the sport. And as I think most 32 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: people are aware, the organization that governs how football or 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: soccer works is FIFA, and they are more corrupt than 34 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: a barrel full of Iraqi generals marinated in oil. It's 35 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: marinated in the oil, Like huh. 36 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 2: Is it Giannino? Are we doing? 37 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: Are much worse, much worse, much worse, much worse. Because 38 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: if you're not aware, if you. 39 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 2: Were that excited about that, because we. 40 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: Will, we will. We will have to cover him at 41 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: some point. But like, FIFA is so corrupt that if 42 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: you google FIFA corruption scandals, you have to specify the 43 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: year in order to get any kind of useful result 44 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: because there's just way too many otherwise, like you're just 45 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 1: gonna get like chronological news stories from the latest one, 46 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: and any infamously corrupt and abusive institution is only as 47 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 1: good as its most corrupt and statistically violent team managers, 48 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: or and in the case of professional soccer, the most 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: abusive manager slash team owner in the history of the sport. 50 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: Do you do you want to have a guess to 51 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: to to who's the most abusive team owner in the 52 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: history of football? 53 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 2: I couldn't even begin to guess. But as I've been 54 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 2: watching the World Cup, I have noticed that whenever they 55 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 2: cut the sidelines, it's the most sinister looking man you've 56 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: ever seen in your fucking life. 57 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: And that's how it is. Now. Now I'll give you. 58 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: I'll give you one hint, Molly, one hint. The character 59 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: we're talking about today is the son of a whitely 60 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: beloved romance novelist, although someone who's better known for their 61 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: other work. 62 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 2: Is it one of the Hussein sons. 63 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: It's Oudei Hussein, that's right, that's right. He owned a 64 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: soccer team. He was like the manager of a FIFA tee. 65 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: He was a big deal in the world of soccer 66 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: for a while, and for a long time actually. 67 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: And I imagine he treated the players fairly and with respect. 68 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: That's right. This is a story about a man who 69 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: treated his players respectfully and didn't, for example, keep a 70 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: torture dungeon underneath the team workout area. Four members of the. 71 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 2: Team, highly motivational, controversial time. 72 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. I've told Sophie Won't to try 73 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: something like that for the network, but she says, apparently 74 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: it's hard to expense torture dungeons anymore unless you're Amazon. Yeah. 75 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 2: I think I think I could bring in twice as 76 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 2: many downloads if I was recording above a torture dungeon. 77 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: If there was a torture dungeon. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, 78 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: So yeah, you're ready to talk about Uday Hussein soccer 79 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: star kind of. 80 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: I mean, I think if you ask me, like the 81 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 2: traits of Uday Hussein, like what was what was he 82 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 2: best known for? How would you describe Hussein? Football manager, 83 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: top top of the list? 84 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: Football manager? Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of yeah, manager sort 85 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 1: of it team owner. It's a little it's hard to 86 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: translate his job directly, but he basically he owns like 87 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: the most prestigious team in Iraq, and he's also the 88 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: head of like their their their football like the national 89 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: like football committee and the head of their like Olympic 90 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: football team, right because of his he's running because of 91 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: his great skill in football. Of course, Ude Hussein wouldn't 92 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: get the job for any other reason at the age 93 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: of twenty. Anyway, we're gonna I will give it to 94 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 1: a bit of a biography. This is These are not 95 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 1: technically our Uday episodes. I think I still might do 96 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: dedicated There's a lot this guy got up to in 97 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: his life, and it's all pretty awful but pretty entertaining. 98 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: But we're gonna stick mostly to football in this one 99 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: because there's that much like his football career was that significant? 100 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: Born in kark Baghdad on either June eighteenth or March 101 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: ninth of nineteen sixty four, and you again, one of 102 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: the best ways to tell if this is going to 103 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: be a great episode of Behind the Bastards, are there 104 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: multiple equally likely birthdays for the bastard or like, do 105 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: we have any idea when they were really born? 106 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 2: This many children? Oh yeh, at least five children. 107 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: At least at least these are the details you know 108 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 1: that make things fun. Udai came into this world the 109 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 1: son of a father who was a man of modest means. 110 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 1: You know, Saddam Musin was not born wealthy. He came 111 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,799 Speaker 1: from a scrappy backwater town, and he was a scrappy 112 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: backwater kid who fought every hour of his life to 113 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: become a powerful and influential man in the new Iraq 114 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: that he also helped to create. Saddam was a Bath 115 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: Party activist, and he'd fought to help the party seize 116 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: power three years before Ude's birth. So by the time 117 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: Ude comes into the world, the future of the Bath 118 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: Party in Iraq is uncertain. Right, they had just taken power, 119 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: they don't have things like super solidified. It's very possible 120 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: there's going to be a counterwave that like pushes them 121 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: out because they're not necessarily doing the best job. Right. 122 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: So it's at this point, by no means guaranteed that 123 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: Saddam's going to ever be more than like a mid 124 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: level kind of politico thug. You know this is he 125 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: could have just been just yet another pretty forgettable guy 126 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: in the history of Iraqi politics. And indeed, shortly after 127 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,559 Speaker 1: Ude was born, Saddam miscalculated and put his support behind 128 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: a faction in the party that lost out in a 129 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,919 Speaker 1: major power struggle, and Saddam was imprisoned for two years 130 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: but escaped and being Saddam Hussein, he goes on the 131 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: run and so like in some of UDA's earliest years, 132 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: his dad is like living outside of the law and 133 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: having like infrequent communication with his family. I think they're 134 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: moving sometimes to try to like meet up with him. 135 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: And by the time Uda is like three years old, 136 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: Saddam has kind of gotten himself out of the doghouse. 137 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: He scraped back enough power to make like a play 138 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: for a better position for himself, and he succeeds. There's 139 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: like a you know, another coup basically in Iraq, and 140 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: the new power structure that Saddam helps bring into being. 141 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: Sees Iraq run by a president named al Baker, who 142 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: is a kind of in the mold that happens in 143 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: these situations, a sick and elderly man that people sometimes 144 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: compared to bymar Germany's Paul Hindenberg. Like after this this 145 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: revel or this this coup, Saddam is the secondary guy 146 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: to this sick old dude that more people like, and 147 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: he's kind of running things from the background, you know, 148 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: Like that's what's happening when Ude is like four or five, 149 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: six years old, right in those years. So Saddam is 150 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: basically running a raq at that point in Uday's life, 151 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: but he's not a officially in charge. Does that make sense? 152 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 2: I guess it's been so long since you're Saddam Hussein 153 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 2: those like early in this show, right, he did. 154 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: Early years ago, almost ten years ago. I know we're 155 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: kind of Yadi because this isn't Saddam episode y D. 156 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 2: Because I guess that's you know, most most of what 157 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 2: I know about that, I'm Hussein. Yeah, it just never 158 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 2: occurred to me that his children were young during his 159 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 2: rise to power, like when he was a young like aspiring. 160 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just Ude. Really, I don't think Hussey's come 161 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,719 Speaker 1: into the picture at this point, but yeah, he was 162 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 1: there for the come up, Yes, Ude is probably his 163 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: first memories are kind of when his dad is like 164 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: vice president and just sort of coming into power. Tribuna 165 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: writer George Woodward describes Uda being raised, quote from the 166 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: age of five, like a crown prince. So from about 167 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: his earliest memory, his dad is the guy who's running everything, 168 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: and he's expected to follow in his dad's footsteps, right, 169 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 1: So he doesn't really have much in the way of 170 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: life before that, although you have to imagine the kind 171 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: of chaotic and dangerous very earliest years of his life 172 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: probably had some impact on him. The fact that his 173 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: dad's on the run and stuff like that likely percolated 174 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: through to some extent, I expect. 175 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 2: I don't know if by the time you're five, you're 176 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 2: a little prince. 177 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: Right right, maybe it doesn't do all that much. Now, 178 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: if you lived through the Goal War and then the 179 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: Iraq War years is I think all three of us 180 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: on the show did. You've encountered a lot of propaganda 181 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 1: about Saddam Hussein and his Iraq. Now, much of that 182 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: has been proven to be nonsense. As we'll discuss in 183 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 1: these episodes. There's a lot of bullshit about Saddam Hussein 184 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: just because it made a good story, and news, especially 185 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: like cheap periodicals like The New York Post, weren't checking anything. 186 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 1: If someone had like a lurid story about Saddam Hussein 187 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: in two thousand and two, you could get it printed 188 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: in a bunch of places. Nobody was checking on shit 189 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: as long as some guy who was an Iraqi defector 190 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: said that this is what happened. People were not doing 191 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: any kind of due diligence and the journalism world right especially, 192 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: those were but not a lot of the right. Yeah, 193 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,200 Speaker 1: not in the early two thousands. Now, that doesn't change 194 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: the fact Saddam who's saying this, is not not doing 195 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,959 Speaker 1: any revisionism. Saddam was an undeniably brutal dictator. He was 196 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: a horrible guy, and Ude is going to grow into 197 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: a horrific violent man who kills a lot of people. 198 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,959 Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean every story about them is true. 199 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,440 Speaker 1: And so part of what you have to do when 200 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: you're kind of researching an episode like this is trying 201 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 1: to pick apart how how possible is this crazy claim 202 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: that I may want to be true? But how likely 203 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 1: is that that had happened? 204 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 2: Did do that? Or was it doctor evil? 205 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, because that sounds more doctor evil? Yeahs yeah, yeah, 206 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: I don't know if he had access to those I 207 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,080 Speaker 1: think Iraq might have done better if he had lasers 208 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: on for the Sharks. So I found an article in 209 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: These Football Times by Justin Sherman that gives a pretty 210 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 1: representative summary of the common take on Udae's childhood. This 211 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,559 Speaker 1: is how he's described in a lot of publications right 212 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: in very similar terms to this, because this is the 213 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 1: this is the definitely like most marketable version of his 214 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,319 Speaker 1: life story. Almost from birth, ude Hussein had a curiosity 215 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: and borderline affinity for violence. As an infant, instead of 216 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: pushing toy cars, he played with disarmed grenades. By the 217 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: age of ten, he was already shadowing his father to 218 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: the torture chamber at Kassar al Nahaya, nicknamed the Palace 219 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,960 Speaker 1: of the End. Many political enemies were killed here, including 220 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 1: the overthrown king Faisal the second to observe how Saddam 221 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 1: dealt with perceived dissidence by high school, he bragged how 222 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,960 Speaker 1: he had murdered his teacher for disrespecting him in front 223 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 1: of his girlfriend. So that's the traditional take on Udai 224 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: from born to murder, right like from the time, he's 225 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,160 Speaker 1: a little kid torturing with glee, just one of these 226 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,680 Speaker 1: people who was inherently monstrous. And obviously we'll get how 227 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: evil Saddam is, how could he be anything but inherently monstrous. 228 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: We'll talk a little bit about how accurate I think 229 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: all of that is here. Woodward's own description attributes Uday's 230 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 1: propensity to violence to quote unusual ideas that Saddam had 231 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,199 Speaker 1: about raising children, but notes that this claim that like 232 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: Uda is violent because his dad had these different beliefs 233 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: aout how you raise kids. That that claim is something 234 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 1: Saddam's political opponents circulated after they fled the country, right. 235 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:16,479 Speaker 2: Because who's actually raising the child? Is this mother's nanny's. 236 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: It's nanny's and mo like his mom is in the picture. 237 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,600 Speaker 1: But he's also like a wealthy kid. So they all 238 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: from a pretty early age. He's being watched by a 239 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: lot of different people. Right. We don't have a ton 240 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: of context on that, but that's kind of what I've 241 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: pieced together. 242 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 2: I like, what kind of parenting philosophies are we talking about? 243 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 2: Is that like early twentieth century German thing where it's 244 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 2: illegal to touch your children, you can't kiss them. 245 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: It's more Saddam wanted him to like see guys being 246 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: beaten and tortured up close from a pretty young age. 247 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 2: To get it weird. 248 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: Is what it takes to be in it's a Game 249 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 1: of thrones kind of shit almost, is like you need 250 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 1: to know what it takes to rule this kingdom? Right? Yeah, right, 251 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: now again, how crazy all this actually and how crazy 252 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: people talk about it? These are two different things, and 253 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: there are alternate less extreme explanations for and less crazy 254 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 1: standing descriptions of UDA's childhood that sounds very different from 255 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 1: the paragraph I just read you. For example, the think 256 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,160 Speaker 1: about him playing with disarmed grenades. If you read deeper, 257 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 1: that's like one specific story of like him playing around 258 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,320 Speaker 1: with like a disarmed grenade while they were waiting for 259 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,359 Speaker 1: like the results of some raid like or some like 260 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 1: like who kind of related activity that his dad was 261 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 1: carrying out. So it was like a dangerous night for them, 262 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 1: and UDA's playing They've got like a disarmed grenade, and 263 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: like maybe that sounds crazy, it could be fun. One 264 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: of my Yeah, I remember one of my uncles had 265 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 1: when I was a kid. They had like a desk 266 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: toy that was like a disarmed or fat I think 267 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: it may have just been a training grenade or whatever. 268 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: But that may have been what Uda had as like 269 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: a training grenade that was never real, Like it's not 270 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 1: clear to me. I don't know. I don't think it's 271 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 1: that crazy, Like he's not playing with disarm grenades, a 272 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: toy gun, no exactly exactly, and it's not like those 273 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: were his only toys. Like one weird occasion, right, Right, 274 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 1: If instead. 275 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,280 Speaker 2: Of blocks he only had like military surplus equipment, that 276 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: would be weird. 277 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be weird. But I don't think anyone's 278 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: really saying that. Yeah, and he definitely at a certain 279 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: point it sees like his dad's torture dungeons, right, and 280 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,600 Speaker 1: it helps him down. He's gonna get me a big 281 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: fan of torture. It's unclear when that starts. Woodward says 282 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: it's from age like fifteen on that Saddam lets him 283 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,960 Speaker 1: participate in torture. That said, I also think it's fairer 284 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: to describe that as Saddam abused him by making him 285 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 1: participate in torture because he's fifty high. 286 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, but also I feel like exposing a child to that, 287 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 2: like especially like during puberty, I don't know, there's something 288 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 2: about like the cement being wet in your brain at 289 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 2: that moment. 290 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 1: It's not gonna do good things to him. 291 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 2: You're gonna become weird probably. 292 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: And you you get really varying stories as to like 293 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,480 Speaker 1: when did Saddam start exposing him to this stuff. Ude's 294 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: obituary and The Independent claimed that when Ude was five, 295 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: Saddam made him attend a family like gathering in a 296 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: Bagdad public square to watch the hanging of dozens of 297 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: Iraqi Jews who had been declared spies. The article continues 298 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: that quote Saddam boasted that he toughened his voice up 299 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: by taking them to watch the torture of enemies of 300 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: the nation and the liquidation of traders. That's very medieval, 301 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 1: and again I don't have trouble believing that that's in 302 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: line with some other stuff, and it's pretty consistent in 303 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 1: stories about them, But it's often described as like evidence 304 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 1: of Udai's early violent protrensity of violence and brutality were 305 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: more of what I'm seeing, And this will make sense 306 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: with some other stuff we're about to talk about. Is 307 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: that I think Saddam starts exposing to ude to violence 308 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 1: at a very young age, and it like fucks him 309 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: up and you can see it change him and damage him. 310 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: He was not a violent kid from an early age. 311 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: He's brutalized by his dad exposing him with this stuff. 312 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 2: Even if as a twelve year old he's saying, oh, Daddy, 313 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 2: please take me to the public hanging. That's still a 314 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 2: child and it's juell your responsibilities to parents. 315 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: Because you make it sound cool, because I really know 316 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: what it is because he's twelve. 317 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 2: You know, it's child abuse, I think, to take children 318 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 2: to the torture dungeon. I'm gonna stand it on one exactly. 319 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 1: And it's not described as that often enough. It's it 320 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: always in these stories comes across as part of well, 321 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 1: this is a man who was just always, from the 322 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 1: earliest days of his childhood a violence size. No, this 323 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: is a child who was molded and abused into being 324 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 1: a violent psych That's kind of important, you know. 325 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 2: It's not like those stories of like serial killers where 326 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 2: you hear like, oh, you know, as in middle school 327 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 2: he's sort of dismembering cats, Like this is not that. 328 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: No, this is different than that, really, and like, yeah, 329 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I don't know enough about Adia's 330 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: childhood to know was he that guy? But there's reasons 331 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,360 Speaker 1: to believe he wasn't. Right, and I'm inclined to doubt 332 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: the often repeated, possibly by Uday, story that he'd murdered 333 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: a teacher before he went into high school for disrespecting 334 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 1: to stay he would tell that right. Not only does 335 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: it sound fake, but I've read a book and it's out. 336 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to find, but there's some online 337 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 1: copies that is, like the Saddam Hussein approved version of 338 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 1: his life story for WESTS like it was a propaganda 339 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: thing that he came out. And one of the stories 340 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 1: in there is him holding his principle at gunpoint to 341 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 1: force him to like admit him to school because Saddam 342 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: loved being loved learning how to read, like love school. 343 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: His reading program actually was really good. He had a 344 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: very effective reading program for Iraq. It was one of 345 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,439 Speaker 1: the things he was good at. 346 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,720 Speaker 2: To a literacy program was good, but it. 347 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 1: Really did it where I worked quite well. But and 348 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: that's definitely how much children there's any real evidence, And 349 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 1: I think Ude may have told that lie because like, well, 350 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: my dad has a story about fucking being violent to 351 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: his teacher, I need an even more extreme one. That's 352 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 1: what I read there, because I don't have I don't 353 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,400 Speaker 1: have any like good reason to believe he actually killed 354 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,719 Speaker 1: a teacher. No one claims to know who this teacher 355 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 1: is or to have seen it directly. There are accounts 356 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: of Oude doing stuff like this later in life, but 357 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 1: I think that just makes people assume, well, if he 358 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: did that twenty years later. He must have done that 359 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: when he was ten, And that's nonsense, right. 360 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 2: Right, That's that's personal myth building. 361 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is him myth building and cop 362 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,199 Speaker 1: being his dad's I think that. And this isn't just 363 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: me thinking that because it's easier. We have some accounts 364 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: from some of his teachers, because Ude went to really 365 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: nice schools for most of his education, and the most 366 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: detailed account we have from one of his teachers comes 367 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,080 Speaker 1: from a foreign teacher who worked in his because like 368 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 1: these are nicer schools in Iraq, a lot of the 369 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 1: teachers are foreigners. Dina Bitley from Yorkshire in the north 370 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,399 Speaker 1: of England married a Kurdish man back in the nineteen 371 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,679 Speaker 1: seventies and wound up working at a private school and 372 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: bag Dad when Ude Hussein is pretty a young kid. 373 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,439 Speaker 1: Iraq has a long tradition of private school staff with 374 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: foreign teachers for the children of the elite and wealthy, 375 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 1: and even in Saddam's area, these people were respected professionals 376 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 1: who enjoyed a high degree of protection. The is certainly 377 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,000 Speaker 1: not going to be killing like a white European teacher. 378 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,280 Speaker 2: Right, So that did we would like know about it 379 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,120 Speaker 2: like this did not have heard have been safety was nineteen. 380 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: Eighty now he also had Iraqi teachers. But again I 381 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: think someone would have said specific like we would hear 382 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: something besides, like he killed a teacher for being rude 383 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 1: to his girlfriend. We would have more of that story, 384 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: I think if it were real. And again, this just 385 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 1: doesn't comport with Dina's time with him when he was 386 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,199 Speaker 1: very young in two thousand and three, and this is 387 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,399 Speaker 1: like the height of Iraq war fever. Dina recalled to 388 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: ABC that time in her life when she was teaching 389 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 1: in Iraq and Ude was her student. He would have 390 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,359 Speaker 1: been eleven years old at this point and prayer that 391 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: article quote Saddam Hussein, then second in command, was already 392 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,960 Speaker 1: a powerful figure at the time. Ude arrived at school 393 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 1: with bodyguards, But she recalls a normal child who was bright, cheerful, 394 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 1: and responsive to discipline. He was always grinning and happy, 395 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: and as soon as they knew who he was, the 396 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 1: other children were a little bit wary. But he certainly 397 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,639 Speaker 1: wasn't a bully, she said. People would like me to 398 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 1: say that he had two heads and was an unbearable pupil. 399 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: He wasn't asked about Uday's current reputation. She said it 400 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 1: must have been around the time of the nineteen ninety 401 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: one goal for when there were stories in the papers. 402 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,399 Speaker 1: I don't know how true they are about his murderous ways. 403 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 1: That did surprise me because he was never aggressive or 404 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 1: a problem in class, she said, I had a good 405 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 1: relationship with him. He never tried to pull rank. He 406 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: certainly never said to me, do you realize who I am? 407 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: You know? 408 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 2: So Ude got the pleasure to be in class on 409 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,120 Speaker 2: his report. 410 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 1: Card, right right, right. It just sounds like a real 411 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: kid as opposed to this like violent murderer, seleven year 412 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 1: old that, like a lot of news stories want you 413 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,880 Speaker 1: to believe that, like this kid is obsessed with death 414 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: as a child. Naturally, a lot. 415 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 2: Of what what I do on my show, and I'm 416 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 2: writing about these these men who become terrible, these men 417 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 2: who commit these terrible acts. They are not like ontological evil. 418 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 2: They were not They did not emerge from the womb 419 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 2: as a monster. It's a human guy who became fucked 420 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,679 Speaker 2: up over time, sometimes for a discernible reason. 421 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,360 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and that's always It's very rare. 422 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 2: For someone to be born monstrous. 423 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, and again UDA's gonna do monsters. We're gonna be 424 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 1: talking all about the nightmarag stuff he does. I'm not 425 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,639 Speaker 1: at all trying to mitigate. I just really want to 426 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,159 Speaker 1: emphasize it. 427 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,159 Speaker 2: I think it motually makes it more frightening, right that 428 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 2: this was just a human man who became this way. 429 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,159 Speaker 2: But it's I don't know, it's more comforting sometimes to 430 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 2: write these people off. 431 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 432 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,280 Speaker 2: Oh, sometimes just ontological evil exists in the world, and 433 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 2: there he is. 434 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 1: It's easier to believe that than that, Like, yeah, this 435 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: kid could have been a perfectly nice child at eleven, 436 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: and then four or five years later because of the 437 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 1: shit his dad exposes him to a way scarier person, 438 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: you know, Like, that's just more upsetting. 439 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,439 Speaker 2: It's a more complicated and upsetting story. Yeah. 440 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. And again it's not that there's not fear around 441 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: this kid then, it's just the fear is clearly not 442 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: because he's a he's a maniac. 443 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,679 Speaker 2: If I upset this child, his dad will kill my 444 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,200 Speaker 2: face exactly exactly. 445 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, And Dina was like, I'm glad, like said, I'm 446 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: never came to parents evening, and I'm glad he didn't, 447 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 1: Like I had, I knew stories about him at the time, Right, 448 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 1: I didn't want to meet the guy. Yeah, you don't 449 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: want to have that one. And she also stated that 450 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: her colleagues, her Iraqi colleagues, were surprised that she was 451 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: willing to discipline Uday when he did misbehave. They were 452 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,160 Speaker 1: too worried of his father to discipline it. Once again, 453 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 1: is it's based on him doing stuff? It's based on 454 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: Saddam right? Uh? She told another one other story I 455 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 1: find particularly interesting. He was leaping about in class one day, 456 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 1: so I took him by a tuft of hair and 457 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: sat him down. I said, we don't do this. I 458 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: am teaching, you are learning, now sit down. Another teacher 459 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: watching through the classroom window was horrified. She said to 460 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,919 Speaker 1: me later, do you know who that is? It's a 461 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 1: dumb son. And this anecdote tells us a couple of things. 462 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 1: What is that there's enough fear around his family again 463 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: that most people don't want to discipline ude and that 464 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 1: must have had an effect on him, but Dina does 465 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,400 Speaker 1: and nothing happens to her. Right. And it's also interesting 466 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,880 Speaker 1: UDA's reaction to being chastised by his teacher. You could 467 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 1: see like the crazy version of this kid would have 468 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: gotten furious at her embarrassing him and would have had 469 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:39,640 Speaker 1: some plan. 470 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 2: For Riven or had her killed. 471 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 1: Or Ude gets a haircut, so he has his barber 472 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: trim off the bit of hair that she'd grabbed him by, 473 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 1: and he like smiles and points it out, which is 474 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: like malicious compliance maybe, but that doesn't that doesn't suggest 475 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 1: a homicidal mind. That seems like a normal eleven year 476 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 1: old boy, you know, a rich kid maybe, but like. 477 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 2: Pretty much, she lived, she lived to tell the tale. 478 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: She lived to tell the tale, you know. Dina added, 479 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,760 Speaker 1: he was not a high flyer, but he did his best. 480 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: He was always smiling, a bit of a clown. Wode 481 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: picked up a lovely Yorkshire accent from me. He's probably 482 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: still got it. It was nice because it reminded me 483 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,120 Speaker 1: of home. So the Yorkshire folks in our audience. If 484 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 1: you're wondering how this fucker sounds as he's torturing soccer players, 485 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: football players like you. Sorry, that's not your false It's 486 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 1: not Dina's fault trying to teach the poor fucker English, 487 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 1: not pourfucker. 488 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,400 Speaker 2: So obviously ridiculous. 489 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's really funny to think of, and I 490 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 1: want you all to keep that thought in your mind 491 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 1: as we take a little trip down advertiser Lane and 492 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,399 Speaker 1: we're back. Oh, I just got an email about a 493 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 1: FIFA party in Portland. That sounds awful. I don't think 494 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing that. 495 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,760 Speaker 3: Should be RSVP, absolutely not. 496 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, RSVP, no, thank you, I don't like. I don't like. 497 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: Nope them, Molly, Sophie, shall we dive back in? Yep? Okay. 498 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,719 Speaker 1: So Ouda's dead now, obviously, but he was noted as 499 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 1: speaking English very well, and all of the other hard 500 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: facts we have about his education comport with Dina's story. 501 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,400 Speaker 1: He wasn't a great student, but he wasn't a bad one. 502 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: And there aren't really any clear incredible claims that he 503 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,919 Speaker 1: was involved in hardcore violence. There are some, but not 504 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: any that I find super believable. Until he's fifteen and 505 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,879 Speaker 1: his dad starts taking him to see and possibly help 506 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: out in the torture chambers that he's operating, right, Yeah, 507 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: And I think that, you know, assuming that's true, and 508 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 1: I think it does, it's pretty consistent. I can see 509 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: this being what sort of changes him because by the 510 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,199 Speaker 1: time he's in an adolescent Saddam is looking at his 511 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: eldest son as the heir apparent. But that's not going 512 00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 1: to last like forever, right, Uday's going to start to 513 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: really like change and take a turn for the brutal 514 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 1: as a young adult. It's a little unclear to me 515 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 1: when exactly that starts, but I can definitely see a 516 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: lot of this being the result of Saddam wanting to 517 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 1: raise his air to be strong and powerful and just 518 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: kind of destroying this kid's mind and turning him into 519 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 1: a dangerous, homicidal maniac because Saddam doesn't do the same 520 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 1: thing with Kuse. The funniest thing about maybe there's some 521 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: fundamental difference in the two of them. I don't know, 522 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 1: but it kind of reads to me just like he 523 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: got better at being a parent in between the two 524 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 1: and was like, Oh, I fucked up the main kid. 525 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: I got to pick a new air. I'm not gonna 526 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 1: make it. I'm i gotta make this next one turn 527 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,919 Speaker 1: out more normal. 528 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 2: Say think he's an irma bomback quote. Right, Children are 529 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 2: like pancakes. You have to throw the first one out. 530 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: Right, Right. That's kind of how Sadam treats Uda after 531 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: a point. But at this era, Uda is still looking 532 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,959 Speaker 1: like the air apparent, you know, and he hasn't done 533 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,399 Speaker 1: anything too crazy. So one person who claims to have 534 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: attended private school with Ude is Latif Yahya, and you 535 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,360 Speaker 1: may have heard of this guy. He also becomes particularly 536 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,200 Speaker 1: famous in the post Golf War period and then again 537 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: right before Operation Iraqi Freedom, when we invaded Iraq for 538 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 1: the second and really really illegal time. Right, So, if 539 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 1: you've heard of Latif Yaya, doctor Latif Yaya, it's because 540 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 1: he's going to claim to have been forced to serve 541 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 1: as Ude's body double. You've probably heard of Saddam's body doubles, 542 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,640 Speaker 1: the whole family, a lot of stories. They may all 543 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 1: be lies. By the way, I can't prove We'll thought 544 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,199 Speaker 1: I made you a dedicated story, I can't actually prove that. 545 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,359 Speaker 1: Like they had body doubles in the way it was 546 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,320 Speaker 1: usually reported, everyone takes it as red. But then when 547 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: you look into like, okay, well did they find any 548 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: of those guys, and it's like, no, they never did. 549 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. It's weird that like the actual individual 550 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: body doubles, the guys who claimed they were always have 551 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,959 Speaker 1: really sketchy stories that you can't back up, and the 552 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,199 Speaker 1: evidence like the body doubles that were supposed to be 553 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,719 Speaker 1: found mostly weren't there, and it kind of looks like 554 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 1: maybe instead of having a stable of comedic body doubles, 555 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 1: it just was like some of his guards who looked 556 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 1: like him could also like, if you just want to 557 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: like run a dude out, he might look like the 558 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 1: boss to see if anyone's going to try to shoot 559 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: at him or something. And maybe it wasn't as crazy 560 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 1: elaborate as as all the news reported. 561 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 2: Wo I was just watching v and there was like 562 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,440 Speaker 2: a plot line in Deep where where her like primary 563 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 2: secret service assigned to her looks like her from the back. Yeah, Like, 564 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 2: it's not a body double. It's just like exactly, if 565 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 2: somebody's gonna shoot you in the back of the head, 566 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 2: maybe they'll shoot so. 567 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,080 Speaker 1: Much late nineties early two thousands comedy relied upon fucking 568 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein body doubles. Like that was a really big 569 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,640 Speaker 1: I don't know why in the media and it just anyway, 570 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,439 Speaker 1: but this guy Latifyaya is going to claim to have 571 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 1: been UDA's body double, and so a lot of our 572 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 1: best Uday stories, the wildest stories of Uda being a 573 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 1: maniac come from doctor Latif Yaya. 574 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,920 Speaker 2: Oh, so from a guy who might be making them up. 575 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: He's definitely making it. Latifiyaya's for sure a kan man, 576 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 1: a huge con man. He definitely lied about it onto stuff, 577 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,879 Speaker 1: and there's zero evidence whatsoever he was ever UDA's body double. 578 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: However he may have known Uda, he didn't know him 579 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,679 Speaker 1: at all, because there is some evidence that he may 580 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,639 Speaker 1: have been connected to the regime in some like kind 581 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 1: of corrupt ways, like. 582 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,000 Speaker 2: A little bit of truth on the mat, like a 583 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 2: little new get of truth. 584 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: He denies that entirely. There's just allegations. I don't fully 585 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: know what's going on with this guy, but there's not 586 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: there's no reason to really think he was Ude's body double. 587 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: But he may have in fact known Uday. He came 588 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 1: from a wealthy family and bag dad. He claims he 589 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,679 Speaker 1: and Ude went to the same like primary school, private school, 590 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: like private primary school, and they very well may have. 591 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: I can't disprove that, so I will read you some 592 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 1: of his accounts, but I need you to remember, this 593 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 1: guy is for sure a liar, So I don't know. 594 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you to take that. You're gonna 595 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: run into this guy anytime you read about Uday. So 596 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to ignore him because then people will 597 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: be like, why didn't you include this guy? Well, because 598 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,800 Speaker 1: he's a fucking liar. But I will tell you some 599 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: of what he says, because again he may have known Uda, 600 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,920 Speaker 1: there's some reason to believe that he just definitely wasn't 601 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,600 Speaker 1: doing what he said he was. Uh. So here's his 602 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 1: account of supposedly Ude in like high school. Basically, first 603 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: came the bodyguards, then Uday, usually in a T shirt 604 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: and jeans like a cowboy. His hair was longer than ours, 605 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: and he wore it in an afro, like Jimmy Hendrix. 606 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: After a few weeks, we finally got used to the 607 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,480 Speaker 1: daily performance. Ude was never friendly, never normal, never conventional, 608 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: and I actually found him repugnant from the very first. 609 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 1: He had no respect for the teachers or anyone else 610 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 1: who tried to tell him what to do. He couldn't 611 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: care less about tests or homework or anything. There were 612 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: twenty four of us in the class, and while everyone 613 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,000 Speaker 1: else worked hard to succeed, Ude wasn't interested. If a 614 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: teacher tried to call him to the blackboard, Uda would 615 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 1: throw chalk at him and order him to change the 616 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: subject or simply to leave him alone. He came when 617 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,200 Speaker 1: he wanted to, left when he wanted to, and basically 618 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 1: did whatever he wanted. He never took his textbooks home 619 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: with him, and nonetheless he received the best grades at 620 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: the end of the school year. And I don't actually 621 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 1: have that much trouble believing it. You know that, Again, 622 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: this guy may have been in position to have known ude, 623 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: and that's not necessarily inconsistent with like five or six 624 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: years later, the kid that we heard about earlier, especially 625 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: going through some rough years with his dad, exactly the. 626 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 2: Kind of behavior I would expect from someone who doesn't 627 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,640 Speaker 2: have no said to him, You're not gonna punish h 628 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,959 Speaker 2: You're not gonna flunk him, So why why would he 629 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 2: He's a teenage teenager, sure for sure. 630 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: And again, as I just said, I think La tif 631 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: Yaya is not a super honest guy. But also if 632 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna be running a con like that, there are 633 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: often based on some truths and there's evidence, you know, 634 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: it's not impossible, So I don't find that as super. 635 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 2: This sounds super resief description. Yeah, of course he's disrespectful 636 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 2: to his teachers. What are they gonna do? 637 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly right. So Yaya claims Udeo obeyed no 638 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: rules and even broke the strictest taboo of all girls. 639 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: This means that one time he brought his girlfriend to 640 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: class with him. Yaya describes him enjoying the teacher's helplessness 641 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: when Ude ordered him to continue teaching while he made 642 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: out with his girlfriend. He claims this teacher was gone 643 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: the next day and none of us ever saw him again. 644 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: And I think that that's a lie. And I guess 645 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: I might be able to believe that he knew Ude 646 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 1: a little, or knew him at a distance and just 647 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 1: kind of added some bullshit too. I don't know, maybe 648 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,120 Speaker 1: this is all like, but there's one more study of 649 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,600 Speaker 1: Udai school days and Yaya's questionable book that I will include. 650 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 1: He claims that in nineteen eighty, soon after Saddam took 651 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 1: power in the front power right, like, he's no longer 652 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 1: kind of sitting in the back portuning to be the VP, 653 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 1: Ude asked Yaya to paint a picture of his father 654 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: as a congratulations gift. So Yaya says he took this 655 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 1: as an honor initially, and he finishes a painting of 656 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein and he gives it to Uday in class, 657 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,040 Speaker 1: and the dictator's son, he is really happy and compliments 658 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,560 Speaker 1: him and quote, he heaped me with compliments, simply perfect, 659 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,800 Speaker 1: simply perfect. He lisped because he had slightly protruding teeth 660 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: and thus a slight speech defect, although no one ever 661 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 1: mentioned it. This is interesting. I found one other account 662 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 1: at least that Ude had a speech impediment that I 663 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: can like to a separate person. So at least a 664 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,440 Speaker 1: couple of people have said that. It's weird to me 665 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: that his English teacher didn't notice it. Maybe he didn't 666 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 1: have a lisp in English. I know, I guess that's 667 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: that's possible. I don't know, but a. 668 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 2: Lisp specifically, it is like a Isn't it like a 669 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 2: structural thing in your mind? It's like something you're doing 670 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 2: with your mouth that you would do in any language. 671 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,760 Speaker 2: I assist, I mean, we can speak language. 672 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,520 Speaker 1: My momus a speech language pathologist, ironically, but I don't 673 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,200 Speaker 1: know shit, so I'm not going to try to guess more. 674 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: I can't say that he's like because other people do 675 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: talk about him having it. It's just interesting that his 676 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: teacher didn't seem to mention that either. And I could 677 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,680 Speaker 1: also see this him kind of wanting to make fun 678 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,120 Speaker 1: of Uday, and this was the time in which it 679 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 1: was more acceptable. Obviously there's nothing wrong with him, was 680 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: speeching impediment, But in the nineties it was a lot 681 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: more acceptable to like mock people for stuff like that, 682 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: Like people did that a lot more openly. And this 683 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,640 Speaker 1: is kind of a shitty guy, So that might just 684 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 1: be what he's doing here. I don't actually know, so yeah, yeah, Yeah. 685 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: Says that Ude was thrilled and start seeking him out 686 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,840 Speaker 1: and trying to hang out with him every day after 687 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,719 Speaker 1: getting this painting of Saddam and quote he even promised 688 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,720 Speaker 1: he would give me everything I wanted, he would sort 689 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: it all out. But Yaya claims he instinctively knew to 690 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: keep Ude at a distance because he wasn't comfortable at 691 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: their peers kept pointing out how similar they looked, that, like, wow, 692 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 1: you guys really look a lot alike, and they looked 693 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: like he still look kind of similar. Little Yeah, I 694 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: don't look crazily but somewhat Yeah, Doctor Latif Yaya and Ude. 695 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: Now I'll caution against giving again too much credence to 696 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,040 Speaker 1: anything in this fucker's book, but it's not too wild 697 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: to claim. Yaya claims that he and Ude lost touch 698 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: after graduating, like you do, and we'll hear more of 699 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: Yahya's claims next episode. We will talk about him more. 700 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 1: But let's get back to Ude. So after graduating, you 701 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: know the school, the high school where he and Yaya 702 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,760 Speaker 1: went together, Ude went to Baghdad Medical College. And you 703 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: can kind of gather how legitimately he got intro. He 704 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 1: earned his introduction to Baghdad Medical College by the fact 705 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 1: that he dropped out three days later. Oh, his medical 706 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: school for ninety six hours, so like he. 707 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,440 Speaker 2: Wouldn't have even attended very lectures at that point. I 708 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 2: don't know if he attended any He signed up for classes, 709 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 2: he got to the door and he went home. 710 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, No, he might have getten spooked by his 711 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: first stethoscope. It's they got he didn't doctor Ude Hussein. No, 712 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 1: probably not a good idea. 713 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 2: Okay, I looked it up, and maybe it's just I mean, 714 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 2: they're just like two guys who both have a mustache. 715 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the other thing. And this is 716 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 1: also part of the if you if you read like 717 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 1: the some of the like Saddam Hussein body double stories. 718 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: Having been to a rack a good amount of times, 719 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 1: I could just see those being stories of like, well, 720 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,759 Speaker 1: they were just looking for a guy who's kind of 721 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,120 Speaker 1: said on size and had a mustache because they needed 722 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: somebody at a distance for a minute. But that's not 723 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 1: as crazy as he's got, like this team of men 724 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 1: who live their entire lives pretending to be him and 725 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,279 Speaker 1: get like facial surgery. You know, I don't know which 726 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,720 Speaker 1: is true. So he drops out of Bagdad Medical College, 727 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: and next he starts taking classes at the College of Engineering, 728 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,160 Speaker 1: where he got a bachelor's degree, and then he attends 729 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,880 Speaker 1: military Academy and he writes a thesis on the Iran 730 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,399 Speaker 1: Iraq War. He's trying different things. Yeah, he's trying to. 731 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,040 Speaker 2: Be a doctor, be a legendeer, be a general. 732 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,279 Speaker 1: Who knows yes, yeah, exactly. He needs to he needs 733 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,399 Speaker 1: to establish his bona fides as like this is why 734 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: I'm I'm good to follow in my father's footsteps. You know, 735 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,080 Speaker 1: I have the military experience. I have this, you know, 736 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: professional experience. Now he's not really doing much of any 737 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 1: work here. His thesis is nearly universally agreed to have 738 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,799 Speaker 1: been written by like a professional military advisor in the 739 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 1: Iraqi Army. He just like writes it for Udai, which 740 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 1: would be nice. Although I guess in the United States, 741 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,319 Speaker 1: if Pete Hegseth wrote your essay, I don't think it 742 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,319 Speaker 1: would get you very much. 743 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 2: So I guess it depends on who's grading. 744 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's on who's grading. Per George Woodwards article quote. 745 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,720 Speaker 1: While at university, Ude wanted to marry a fellow student 746 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 1: from a noble Iraqi family, but his father refused. He 747 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 1: wanted a bride from within the family clan. Ude obeyed, 748 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,800 Speaker 1: but from then on was spoken of as a serial rapist. 749 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,880 Speaker 1: Girls were allegedly abducted for him and forced into sex. 750 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,240 Speaker 1: One of the most famous stories says that a bride 751 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,560 Speaker 1: was kidnapped for Ude on the second day of her wedding. 752 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: After the rape, she could not live with the horror 753 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: and took her own life, and the groom, by Ude's order, 754 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,680 Speaker 1: was hanged as a preventative measure. Now that's an awful story, 755 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: and you hear a couple versions of it, so there 756 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,120 Speaker 1: it either means either he did stuff like this several times, 757 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,239 Speaker 1: or like one person told this story about him and 758 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,520 Speaker 1: maybe pieces of it were true and other pieces aren't, 759 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 1: but people just started spinning it off. It's very hard 760 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,120 Speaker 1: for me to tell because there's slightly different versions of 761 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: this story and I don't know are these evidence of 762 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,880 Speaker 1: him doing it a bunch or is this evidence of 763 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,439 Speaker 1: like the same because a lot of these come from 764 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,680 Speaker 1: like people dissidents who leave Saddam's Iraq and are telling 765 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 1: all sorts of horrible stories. And I don't doubt some 766 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 1: amount of this is happening. It's just hard to tell 767 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 1: what is happening and which stories are true and which 768 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 1: ones are like the in repetition of something that has 769 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: changed over telling about bunch of times. Right, I guess too. 770 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,200 Speaker 2: If you're you know, if he's murky, take us to 771 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 2: take us a given he is a serial rapist. He 772 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,279 Speaker 2: is committing these sexual crimes. Good evidence that he was 773 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 2: abducting a woman on her wedding night and raping her. 774 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,680 Speaker 2: Is this sort of worst scenario of this genre of crime? 775 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 2: This is very This is dictator's son premnocta type shit. 776 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,719 Speaker 1: I never doubt the basics of like a dictator's son 777 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 1: committed a lot of rape, but. 778 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,840 Speaker 2: The details is, like, what's the worst version of this 779 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,320 Speaker 2: story you could tell. 780 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,840 Speaker 1: The theatricality always makes me second guess, like this doesn't 781 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,759 Speaker 1: necessarily always seem like something a person would do, right, 782 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,600 Speaker 1: like not even I don't think he's this bad. I 783 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 1: guess this seems weirdly elaborate, like. 784 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,319 Speaker 2: You're getting you're getting jaded, you have done too many 785 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,239 Speaker 2: sex crimes. 786 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, and again, so I can't for reasons like that. 787 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: I can't throw all this stuff out either, because he 788 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 1: does some pretty crazy shit. Yeah. And one of the 789 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,200 Speaker 1: reasons that kind of makes me hesitant about this is 790 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: that one of the most most detailed accounts of this 791 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: kind of like him murdering, like raping a woman after 792 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,240 Speaker 1: her wedding and like they're being murders after that, comes 793 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,320 Speaker 1: from Latif Yaya. Right, He's got a story that sounds 794 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,160 Speaker 1: a lot like the one I just recounted to you 795 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: that I found from a two thousand and nine interview 796 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,600 Speaker 1: he gave to The National And this is in an 797 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,880 Speaker 1: article on Michael Thibodeau's This is years after Uday's dead. 798 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 1: He tells of a grotesque episode in El Habanya, Iraq's 799 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 1: leading honeymoon resort, when Ude noticed a newlywed couple walking 800 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,759 Speaker 1: hand in hand and called over to them. Ude was 801 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,440 Speaker 1: livid when they ignored him. Mister Yaya attempted to persuade 802 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,960 Speaker 1: Ude to leave the couple alone, pointing out that they 803 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,359 Speaker 1: had only been married a few days. Ude snapped back, 804 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,360 Speaker 1: this isn't your business. UDA's pimps beat up the husband 805 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,360 Speaker 1: and forced the beautiful bride to his suite, where he 806 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: raped her and shame. In despair, she later threw herself 807 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,280 Speaker 1: to her death from the fourth floor window of the building. 808 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,719 Speaker 1: Mister Yaya says the husband was accused of trying to 809 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 1: kill Ude and sentenced to death, but was later spared 810 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,320 Speaker 1: because of his long service in a war against Iran, 811 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: for which he was awarded medals. The man, Yaya claims, 812 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,680 Speaker 1: was one of those who nearly killed Uda in a 813 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:05,640 Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six assassination attempt, and I have that. So 814 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,840 Speaker 1: this is part of why I have trouble believing. Specifically, 815 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,719 Speaker 1: is that we know this story Yaya gives claims from 816 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 1: when he supposedly Uday's body double and he almost certainly wasn't. 817 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,239 Speaker 1: So that means I don't believe this story. And that's 818 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,120 Speaker 1: so similar to the other one that it makes me 819 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: wonder how much of these specific really theatrical stories of 820 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,480 Speaker 1: rape are just sort of like things that enemies concocted 821 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,160 Speaker 1: in that period of time when it was profitable to 822 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 1: do so. 823 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 2: And again, kernels of truth, right, So I'm sure they 824 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,880 Speaker 2: raped married women who then killed themselves because within their culture, 825 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,840 Speaker 2: she would not be able to go back to her family. 826 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and like colonels of truth, I don't kernels 827 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 1: of truth. It's just there's so much of it that's 828 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,479 Speaker 1: like I or but then. 829 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,759 Speaker 2: He tried to kill him, and then he let him 830 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,080 Speaker 2: live because of his medals. Like that's too many details. 831 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 1: There's a lot of like, yeah, I don't know, we'll see. 832 00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,160 Speaker 1: I'm trying to present you with all this so that, 833 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,320 Speaker 1: like you, the listener, can conclude what you want to 834 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,040 Speaker 1: believe about ude Hussein, But it's hard to It's hard 835 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,400 Speaker 1: to tell for sure with stuff like this. It's so politicized. 836 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: The fact that the US was looking for any excuse 837 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,280 Speaker 1: to do a war against Saddam's Iraq makes it hard 838 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 1: to judge every piece of information as easily as I'd 839 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:22,799 Speaker 1: otherwise like to. But yeah, anyway, all of this takes 840 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: us up to the early nineteen eighties. During this period 841 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 1: of time, Iraq was not yet the global pariah state 842 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,640 Speaker 1: that it would become after Desert Storm, and it had 843 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: one of the best football teams in the entire Middle East. 844 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,239 Speaker 1: Iraqis had become very proud of their team, which got 845 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: its first foreign manager at the Romanian Cornell, Draghushan in 846 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,760 Speaker 1: nineteen sixty two, and in nineteen sixty five, under his leadership, 847 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,560 Speaker 1: they won the Arab Nations Cup. They wanted again. In 848 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,640 Speaker 1: nineteen sixty six, people started calling them by the nickname 849 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,600 Speaker 1: the Lions of Mesopotamia, which is an undoubtedly cool name 850 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:58,000 Speaker 1: for your football team. Sick. Yeah, that rocks. Yeah, that's 851 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,720 Speaker 1: a dude's rock moment involved. 852 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,320 Speaker 2: I'm surprised there wasn't a real lion on the field. 853 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,719 Speaker 2: Where's the lion? Give me a lion? 854 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that there wasn't, Molly, and I would 855 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,359 Speaker 1: also like to remind you you've got you've got a 856 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,120 Speaker 1: fucking Romanian man whose last name is basically dragon and 857 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,480 Speaker 1: a team from of iraqis the mustache game in that team. 858 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,839 Speaker 1: We don't have the capability to recreate mustaches that were 859 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,880 Speaker 1: that powerful. Like, I need to see this amazing stuff. Yeah, 860 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,520 Speaker 1: I can only imagine him in my dreams. There might 861 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,920 Speaker 1: actually be pictures of the guy. I didn't look them up, 862 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,759 Speaker 1: but I'd be disappointed if he doesn't have a beautiful mustache. 863 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,279 Speaker 1: So first couple of years that this guy's working, you know, 864 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,120 Speaker 1: the Iraqi team in the mid sixties is really starting 865 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,759 Speaker 1: to get off the ground in a big way. It's 866 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,520 Speaker 1: looking good and for a new country in Iraq is 867 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,120 Speaker 1: a new country in the mid sixties having like a 868 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,719 Speaker 1: football team that's a huge hit, like one of the 869 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,319 Speaker 1: best in the region, that's a big deal like it's 870 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,640 Speaker 1: and so it becomes like integral to like this burgeoning 871 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 1: sense of national pride that Iraqi people are. You know, 872 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,080 Speaker 1: the team becomes very beloved for this reason. However, after 873 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,840 Speaker 1: the mid sixties they kind of backslide for quite a while. 874 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,600 Speaker 1: There's this initial period of greatness, and then through the 875 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,000 Speaker 1: late sixties up through much of the seventies, you know, 876 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: there's a lot of unrest and disorder in the country. 877 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,560 Speaker 1: Saddam is rising to power and causing a good amount 878 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,080 Speaker 1: of that unrest. It's a rough period for the team. 879 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,200 Speaker 1: So after Saddam takes power and starts a war against 880 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:32,560 Speaker 1: Iran in nineteen eighty four, that war is consuming Iraqi 881 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: soldiers at a terrifying rate, and Saddam needs something to 882 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,160 Speaker 1: bind the people together and improve morale because the population 883 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,759 Speaker 1: is not happy with this war that did not need 884 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 1: to happen. 885 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,160 Speaker 2: And so you're saying, people don't love it when you 886 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,880 Speaker 2: take them into an unnecessary war with Iran, and you 887 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,480 Speaker 2: should distract them with soccer. 888 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,560 Speaker 1: Yes, Saddam, who's saying something that we wouldn't any leader exactly. Yeah, No, 889 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 1: it's never happened. Again. Never has a world leader started 890 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,960 Speaker 1: an ill advised war with a and then tried to 891 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,480 Speaker 1: distract the country by a soccer game against Iran. Yeah, 892 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 1: that's never happened before. 893 00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:07,480 Speaker 2: It's never happened. 894 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,520 Speaker 1: So, yeah, there's wars consuming human beings at a terrifying rate, 895 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,840 Speaker 1: and Saddam needs something to improve morale. I'm going to 896 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,799 Speaker 1: quote from Justin Sherman's article again here. In the hope 897 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,560 Speaker 1: that his son could help rebuild the spirit of the 898 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,960 Speaker 1: nation while also proving himself a worthy successor, Saddam handed 899 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,600 Speaker 1: ude the reigns of both the country's Olympic Committee and 900 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,240 Speaker 1: its football federation. Through sports, Saddam believed that a fervent 901 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: nationalism would return permeating through the sun kissed football pitches 902 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,440 Speaker 1: to the trenches in the desert. The appointment of the 903 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,120 Speaker 1: twenty year old U Day would initially yield historic results. 904 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,120 Speaker 1: Iraq would win the Golf Cup his first year in charge, 905 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,960 Speaker 1: followed by the Arab Cup just a year later. However, 906 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 1: nothing could prepare them for what was about to come. 907 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,879 Speaker 1: With a dramatic win over Syria and their final match 908 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,759 Speaker 1: of qualifiers, Iraq punched their ticket to the nineteen eighty 909 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,480 Speaker 1: six World Cup in Mexico, which to this day represents 910 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,920 Speaker 1: their first and only appearance in the prestigious tournament. So wow, 911 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,719 Speaker 1: pretty good early first two year run for the fail 912 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,120 Speaker 1: for you know, Saddam's Nepo baby son. 913 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,160 Speaker 2: But like is that because of his management or were 914 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,319 Speaker 2: they gonna go anyway? And he was just there so. 915 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: Not long before this. And by by the way, I 916 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,600 Speaker 1: should note Iraq is in the World Cup this year. 917 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,120 Speaker 1: This was these are these articles are real? But I 918 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 1: think this is their first Yeah, qualified for the second 919 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,520 Speaker 1: time in twenty twenty six, so that is something to 920 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,279 Speaker 1: celebrate this year. Like I I love it. 921 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,960 Speaker 2: They can do it, They can do it without any 922 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,080 Speaker 2: day they. 923 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,280 Speaker 1: Could they finally did They finally did. It took a while, 924 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,759 Speaker 1: and I have I've loved the country a long time. 925 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,600 Speaker 1: Like it's it's unfortunately, when we're telling Iraqi stories, they're 926 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,640 Speaker 1: often very sad, just because of how difficult that country's 927 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,359 Speaker 1: recent history has been. But it's actually really awesome. I'm 928 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: really happy for them that they made it back to 929 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 1: the World Cup because that's that's going to mean a 930 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,760 Speaker 1: lot to people, Like we've been talking about, like football 931 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,359 Speaker 1: means a lot to people. Teams like this, especially when 932 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,920 Speaker 1: shit's really hard out there, means a hell of a 933 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,440 Speaker 1: lot to people. So that's actually super nice to hear. 934 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 1: And that's why Saddam thinks this is a good idea, right, 935 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,600 Speaker 1: And at first it kind of looks like it is. 936 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,759 Speaker 1: You know, Uda pulls the team. It seems like Ude 937 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: pulls the team. Now, what's part of what's really happening 938 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,680 Speaker 1: is they've recently brought on a new coach. 939 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800 Speaker 2: And so that he's telling anything like Udi doesn't know 940 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 2: shit about managing he's the national soccer team. 941 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,800 Speaker 1: No, And I think this new coach had started before 942 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,680 Speaker 1: and it's kind of that's kind of started to but 943 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 1: he doesn't fuck it up. You gotta give him credit 944 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,600 Speaker 1: for that, Like he doesn't, he doesn't step over his 945 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:35,759 Speaker 1: own dish, so's, yeah, I don't. I certainly can't say 946 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,080 Speaker 1: that he was bad at the job at this stage, right, 947 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,879 Speaker 1: But it may just be that's because he was too 948 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,319 Speaker 1: nervous to like do anything. So maybe he was just 949 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,360 Speaker 1: listening to his subordinates in this period of time, because 950 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,680 Speaker 1: it's not gonna this is gonna be the only period 951 00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 1: of time where things are like really good, uh for 952 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,239 Speaker 1: the team. But yeah, at first things are going really well, 953 00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,560 Speaker 1: and and and at this stage in the story, like 954 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,560 Speaker 1: the Lions of Mesopotamia, it's like a fucking nineties move. 955 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,879 Speaker 1: It's like a Disney movie from like nineteen ninety six. 956 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:07,000 Speaker 1: Like you've got the dictator's fail son who doesn't particularly 957 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,640 Speaker 1: like football and has never been good at anything and 958 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,200 Speaker 1: is desperate to please his father, and he takes on 959 00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,800 Speaker 1: this team that had been great once but they've fallen 960 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,279 Speaker 1: into disrepute, and he welds them together into this like 961 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,560 Speaker 1: group of lovable misfits and they make it to the 962 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 1: World Cup. Like that's that's a really good Disney watch. 963 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,960 Speaker 1: The movie lost absolutely absolutely if you do not include 964 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,640 Speaker 1: anything that happens after the World Cup. It's a great Disney. 965 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,000 Speaker 2: Credits roll over the football pitch. 966 00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, over the football pitch and the torture chamber. 967 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,560 Speaker 2: No, No, at the World Cup. It ends there. 968 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,640 Speaker 1: It ends there. It ends there. That's right, It ends 969 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,279 Speaker 1: there because there's no torture at the World Cup other 970 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:50,560 Speaker 1: than having to watch football. There was as well. Yeah, 971 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,320 Speaker 1: there's slaves too, there's slaves too. There's a lot of 972 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,120 Speaker 1: issues top. Yeah. I was trying to go to ads 973 00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:02,480 Speaker 1: after accusing FIFA of complicity and slavery. They definitely are. 974 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,600 Speaker 1: That is a fact. You know what else is a fact? Molly, 975 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:16,879 Speaker 1: it's time for ads. Wow, we're back. So uh, it's 976 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 1: in the days right before the World Cup that we 977 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,640 Speaker 1: first start to see science. If and I think this 978 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,920 Speaker 1: is probably likely the success of the Iraqi team in 979 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,840 Speaker 1: New Day's first couple of years is because he mostly 980 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,640 Speaker 1: like stayed out of his own way and let other 981 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,600 Speaker 1: people make decisions. If that's the case, then it's it's 982 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,840 Speaker 1: right before the game that he starts to think maybe 983 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,359 Speaker 1: I am a genius and I should be making more decisions. 984 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,279 Speaker 2: That's exactly the right time to fuck with the team, like. 985 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,200 Speaker 1: Right before you want to start doing it. That's when 986 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,080 Speaker 1: you want to start doing it. 987 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,560 Speaker 2: Let's put different shoes. 988 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: He's accused later of having been a hardcore drug user. 989 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,840 Speaker 1: There's certainly evidence that he used heroin and other like 990 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,359 Speaker 1: pills on and pills and stuff on occasion. I've heard 991 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,600 Speaker 1: allegations that he used a lot of coke. It would 992 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,440 Speaker 1: certainly make sense. I don't know if he's doing that now. 993 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,799 Speaker 1: That could if he's if he's coke because his team 994 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,320 Speaker 1: went to the World Cup, that might explain when he 995 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,920 Speaker 1: decides maybe I need to be making more of the 996 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,200 Speaker 1: decisions I need I can't listen as a coach anymore. 997 00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,839 Speaker 1: This is all, but it's got its two day's time, 998 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:20,600 Speaker 1: you know, I gotta gallut there. Yeah. So he's like, 999 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: while they're, you know, at the World Cup, he gets 1000 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,200 Speaker 1: asked to organize friendly matches while they're there with both 1001 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,080 Speaker 1: Brazil and England, and this is like a big deal. 1002 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,120 Speaker 1: These these don't count for the overall World Cup, but 1003 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,000 Speaker 1: it's still a big deal. Iraq is a new country 1004 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,000 Speaker 1: and their team is really has just started becoming good again. 1005 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 1: Brazil and England's teams are both very well established, and 1006 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,279 Speaker 1: they're both as like, hey, that's like basically that's a 1007 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,440 Speaker 1: that's a huge compliment, saying we want to do this 1008 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,959 Speaker 1: like game with you. Right, it should be a huge 1009 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,239 Speaker 1: thing for Iraq. It's a really among other things, it's 1010 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,719 Speaker 1: the country being kind of invited into the global community 1011 00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,040 Speaker 1: in like a really prominent, big way. It's a big deal. 1012 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,759 Speaker 1: It should have been a great moment. Ude says, no, 1013 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: fuck off, we're not having any friendly games because he 1014 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,640 Speaker 1: thinks his guys will lose and then his dad will 1015 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,320 Speaker 1: be angry at him if they lose the friendly games. 1016 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,319 Speaker 1: And it's like, it's not about winning or losing. It's 1017 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,360 Speaker 1: about the fact that you're like part of this community 1018 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,239 Speaker 1: of nations and let your team is. And he can't 1019 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,839 Speaker 1: see that because he's scared of his dad. 1020 00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,080 Speaker 2: In fear of loss, that you're gonna have to play 1021 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,920 Speaker 2: those teams eventually. 1022 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to play him eventually like this 1023 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:25,239 Speaker 1: in a. 1024 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,359 Speaker 2: Relaxed manner where they're going to go kind of easy on. 1025 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:31,960 Speaker 1: You, right right, exactly. And also it might make your 1026 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,479 Speaker 1: team better, like playing against might be really good teams. Yeah, 1027 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,520 Speaker 1: it's like and I can believe that he didn't do 1028 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,160 Speaker 1: this because he was scared of his dad. He didn't 1029 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,319 Speaker 1: want to, like he was scared would make him look bad. Right. 1030 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,759 Speaker 1: It's the kind of insecurity you would expect out of 1031 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,239 Speaker 1: a guy like this in this situation. 1032 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,919 Speaker 2: A guy who's seen his dad torture somebody. 1033 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,640 Speaker 1: Right, exactly. Yeah, And it makes it it makes it 1034 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,000 Speaker 1: clear why you Day was never going to be a 1035 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,960 Speaker 1: very good team manager. Right. And he makes the further 1036 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,799 Speaker 1: mistake after this of replacing right before the World Cup. 1037 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,799 Speaker 1: He replaces the I mean if he's not technically the 1038 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,759 Speaker 1: team manager, but he is doing that job. And he 1039 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,560 Speaker 1: replaces the guy who had been the official team manager 1040 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,480 Speaker 1: with his assistant right before the match for no real reason. Right, 1041 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,040 Speaker 1: He's just switching people around. He changes the team colors 1042 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,560 Speaker 1: from green and white to yellow and blue, with no 1043 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 1: consideration that for twenty years Iraqi fans had gotten used 1044 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,840 Speaker 1: to the old colors. He just does it for no reasons. 1045 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,960 Speaker 2: A police are so superstitious, they're so and paranoid. They spoke, 1046 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,160 Speaker 2: they spook like horses. 1047 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,120 Speaker 1: They spook like horses, that's exactly, yeah, and so do fans, 1048 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,719 Speaker 1: to be honest, like, why would you do that? Yeah? 1049 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 2: There are people out there wearing dirty underwear because it's 1050 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,200 Speaker 2: their lucky panties like, right. 1051 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. You cannot understand how crazy people are 1052 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,000 Speaker 1: about sports. Day I change it, and yeah, I wonder 1053 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: how much of it is that he's not really into 1054 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,360 Speaker 1: sports like that that is emphasized in a lot with 1055 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,880 Speaker 1: Jury's he never really cared all that much other than 1056 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 1: he didn't want to lose, you know. So Justin Sherman 1057 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,640 Speaker 1: argues that as a result of all this, the Iraqi 1058 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,680 Speaker 1: team are rives in Mexico for the World Cup, quote 1059 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,719 Speaker 1: ill prepared and mentally shackled, And it's possible that by 1060 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,200 Speaker 1: this point Ouday has already started threatening his players. I 1061 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,320 Speaker 1: don't know if he's already started. You know, the allegations 1062 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,120 Speaker 1: of torture don't starting to la after this. I don't 1063 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,040 Speaker 1: know when it actually started. Now. I'm not well suited 1064 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,000 Speaker 1: to the task of judging Iraq's performance at the World Cup, 1065 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,239 Speaker 1: but the accounts I've read all seemed to agree they 1066 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,799 Speaker 1: did a really good job for a new and inexperienced team. 1067 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,920 Speaker 1: You got to remember what's happened here, as Iraq is 1068 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,080 Speaker 1: a team that has just started seeing success again. They 1069 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,520 Speaker 1: won some local championships and kind of it's not a 1070 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,319 Speaker 1: Fluke would be the wrong. But they get they get 1071 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,960 Speaker 1: really lucky, and they make it to the World Cup 1072 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,520 Speaker 1: and they're not really fully ready to be there. 1073 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:45,919 Speaker 2: And the like playing Brazil is a different situation exactly. 1074 00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,359 Speaker 1: And this could be really good for a new team, right, 1075 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,719 Speaker 1: getting into the World Cup this early, getting to play 1076 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 1: with teams of that caliber that could really like help 1077 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,560 Speaker 1: take move them forward and take them up. Right. And 1078 00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,560 Speaker 1: they don't do badly in the World Cup, right, not 1079 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,360 Speaker 1: compared to how new they are, right, they get knocked 1080 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,200 Speaker 1: out pretty early. They only score one goal in all 1081 00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,480 Speaker 1: three of their games. However, if you just kind of 1082 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,759 Speaker 1: read it that way, it makes it seem like they 1083 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,080 Speaker 1: did less well than they actually did. And I don't 1084 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,880 Speaker 1: want to short change the team. 1085 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,640 Speaker 2: Getting their all, Like, even though it is a huge 1086 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,880 Speaker 2: losing to a good team doesn't mean you did badly. 1087 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,920 Speaker 2: Like Verde tying up Spain was an incredible win. They 1088 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,279 Speaker 2: didn't win the game exact, that's an incredible win. 1089 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And that's what George Woodward points that out 1090 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,719 Speaker 1: in his article for Tribuna, and I want to read 1091 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,080 Speaker 1: from that here quote. After rewatching archive footage from forty 1092 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,279 Speaker 1: years ago, we can see that Iraq looked good but 1093 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,520 Speaker 1: lacked experience of major tournaments. In an evenly matched game 1094 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,120 Speaker 1: with Paraguay, they conceded the only goal from a quickly 1095 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,239 Speaker 1: taken free kick at the end of the first half. 1096 00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,880 Speaker 1: They even equalized, but referee picon Akong from Mauritius disallowed 1097 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,360 Speaker 1: the goal he blew for halftime just as the decisive 1098 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,680 Speaker 1: corner was being delivered. Against Belgium, Iraq actually looked better 1099 00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,640 Speaker 1: and more dangerous even with ten men. The Belgian scored 1100 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 1: the winner from a penalty that to day might well 1101 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,080 Speaker 1: have been overturned by vart In the final match at 1102 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,800 Speaker 1: the one hundred thousand seated as Techa against hosts Mexico, 1103 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,440 Speaker 1: who needed to improve their goal difference, the Iraqis defended 1104 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,439 Speaker 1: bravely and conceded only once, so it can be said 1105 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,160 Speaker 1: that they performed with dignity despite their final place in 1106 00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,279 Speaker 1: the table. In a good world, if this is like 1107 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,040 Speaker 1: a normal country with a normal leadership, this would be 1108 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,080 Speaker 1: the start of like a really good team, you know 1109 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,719 Speaker 1: that can be from this and make it back right 1110 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,319 Speaker 1: right right. It's there, should have been the start of 1111 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,640 Speaker 1: something great, and it's not. Iraq doesn't make it back again. 1112 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,640 Speaker 1: Until this year to the World Cup and the story. 1113 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,040 Speaker 1: A lot of what we're going to be talking about 1114 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,120 Speaker 1: this week is why because Uda is a big part 1115 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,759 Speaker 1: of why Iraq does not go back, that this promising 1116 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:48,239 Speaker 1: start does not continue promising because Uda can't accept that 1117 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,719 Speaker 1: just getting to the World Cup was a victory. And 1118 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,760 Speaker 1: I have to presume part of this is because Saddam 1119 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,359 Speaker 1: is a huge asshole to him about losing. So when 1120 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,080 Speaker 1: the team returns home to Baghdad, they're greeted not the 1121 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 1: way they should have been and is like a team 1122 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,560 Speaker 1: that did really, really well and has a bright future. Instead, 1123 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,640 Speaker 1: he explodes with rage, and in the days and years 1124 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,640 Speaker 1: to come, the Iraqi football team is going to see 1125 00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,359 Speaker 1: just how violent Ude Hussein could be. And we'll talk 1126 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:18,000 Speaker 1: about that in part two. How do you feel it? 1127 00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,400 Speaker 2: I'm pumped. I'm ready to watch some soccer. 1128 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,799 Speaker 1: Well, we're just going to talk about it because I 1129 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,319 Speaker 1: don't know much about soccer. But what I do know 1130 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,719 Speaker 1: about Molly is that you have a podcast. That's all 1131 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,600 Speaker 1: I know. I'm like user, you know, I stumbled into 1132 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,680 Speaker 1: work this morning with a sign around my neck that 1133 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,760 Speaker 1: says weird Little Guys hosted by Molly Cocker's. That's already 1134 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,799 Speaker 1: I don't even have a name table. Yeah, yeah, that's right, 1135 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,839 Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. It's something to do with the. 1136 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,160 Speaker 2: German cavalry, the ideal listener. 1137 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's what we we in fact target directly 1138 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:55,160 Speaker 1: for Germans several centuries ago, who lost their memories somehow. 1139 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't remember enough of that myth anyway, Molly, anything 1140 00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,319 Speaker 1: to say before we go? 1141 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,759 Speaker 2: Uh yeah, listen to Weird Little Guys. It's a good yep, 1142 00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,759 Speaker 2: it's fun. You'll love it. 1143 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,040 Speaker 1: You'll love it, you'll love it. 1144 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,000 Speaker 2: Listen to Weird Do you want to hear more about 1145 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,360 Speaker 2: the Klan? 1146 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,880 Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Yeah, weird little Guys. 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