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Speaker 2: have a serious one for the first time ever on bananas.

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Speaker 2: We need to talk about something that I'm you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm worried. Really, I'm sorry to hear this here.

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Speaker 2: It is okay, an unprecedented clown shortage has hit Northern Ireland.

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Speaker 3: Oh you got me, good on that one. Good well,

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Speaker 3: kiss your blarney stones. It's time for another bananas.

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Speaker 2: Don't world on its head? Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's your micillient pieces? Would you be.

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Speaker 4: Bananas?

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Speaker 2: Bananas folks, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kurt Brown Older, I'm Banana Boy number two. Scottie

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Speaker 3: landis Kurt? How you feeling? You ready to do this?

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Speaker 3: You're ready to get into a great episode.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm excited because you know why, because I

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Speaker 2: just got the final venue to agree to require vaccination

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Speaker 2: card or COVID negative test for our Bananas Mini tour. Folks.

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Speaker 2: We're going on with you, so go get your tickets.

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Speaker 2: All the stuff is on our Instagram link in profile.

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Speaker 2: As they say, New York, New York Chicago, Los Angeles, Indianapolis,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Six Big Ones. Hamden, Connecticut, birthplace of hip hop.

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Speaker 3: We're coming for you.

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Speaker 2: Go get your tickets actually hand in Connecticut, the Space

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Speaker 2: Ballroom is absolutely like a fantastic venue. So I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: excited about the hamd In Connecticut show. And also that's

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Speaker 2: on out, Scotty. I'm very excited about our guest today.

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Speaker 3: I would love to. I would absolutely love to. Our

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Speaker 3: wonderful guest today is a television writer who is currently

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Speaker 3: writing on The wonder Years that you can see on

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Speaker 3: ABC or streaming on Hulu, and it's an excellent show

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Speaker 3: and you're just gonna love her. Please Welcome to Bananas,

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Speaker 3: the wonderful Kendra Cole Hi, Kendra Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hi, everybody, can you guys sell everyone? I have on

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Speaker 3: Kendra has on makeup, even though this is not a

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Speaker 2: So I did I did I quote unquote did my hair,

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Speaker 2: which is just pushing it back.

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Speaker 3: The three of us look great, Kendra, and we also

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Speaker 3: have to tell our fans are called the bananimals. But

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Speaker 3: this is your first podcast ever?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, exciting, Kendra, it is.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being on it.

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Speaker 3: Were you ever a performer in college and in life?

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Speaker 3: Are you an improviser doing all that fun stuff?

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Speaker 4: No? I was in a play in like third grade.

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Speaker 4: It was like an alphabet play and I was the

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Speaker 2: So you know O, you know what on B stands

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Speaker 1: And bananas.

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Speaker 3: Kendroy watched the first three episodes of Wonder Years. Was

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Speaker 3: it a great experience? Was it a zoom life experience?

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Speaker 3: Would you do it again?

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Speaker 4: Oh? My gosh, it was a great zoom life experience.

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Speaker 2: Which number is your episode?

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Speaker 4: I believe it will be four good.

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Speaker 5: Don't quote me because these things can change, but you

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Speaker 3: It's really good. It's a smart show, it's a funny show.

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Speaker 3: It's a very now show, even though it's set in

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Speaker 1: I do love a Shakira.

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Speaker 1: She is the best in the business. Kurt is not wrong.

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Speaker 3: Quote look at how two wild boar which attacked me

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Speaker 1: Shakira said, this happened today. This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Shakira said a wild a pair of wild boars attacked

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Speaker 2: Thank god. Shakira is okay.

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Speaker 4: So even the boars knew she was rich.

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Speaker 2: They're pretty scary, did she She didn't mention that she

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Speaker 5: We need more context for why the boys were interested

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Speaker 1: What was she caring? What snacks do we think Shakira

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Speaker 2: Just like a hunk of yamon Ibiriko.

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Speaker 3: I actually saw Shakira in concert twice, which is weird

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Speaker 3: It was Rihanna at seventeen years old. Def Jam had

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Speaker 4: Yes, well I am representing today. I have on her

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Speaker 1: You're a SOS.

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Speaker 3: But if I had any brain or taste or telling

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Speaker 3: I love you and support you. Here's twenty dollars Rihanna,

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Speaker 3: but you're so sweet. And then of course why Cleft

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Speaker 3: But it was incredible to see somebody like you. Forget

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Speaker 1: So good for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh makes me feel so much better as a stand

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the next Rihanna. I've always said that about you.

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Speaker 2: That's what it's in my bio. So I figure if

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Speaker 2: I put it in my bio, it has to come

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Speaker 2: true at some point.

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Speaker 4: That makes me feel better as a writer too.

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Speaker 5: All those times that's it my script to people and

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Speaker 5: got no response.

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Speaker 1: Zero response zero.

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Speaker 2: Remember you'll all we all have our our red belt

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Speaker 2: performance at Giants Stadium.

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Speaker 3: We yes, we do in the rain with men who

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Speaker 3: smell like red Bull vodka, just like saying like, well,

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Speaker 3: let's just be nice to this poor sac of ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Rianna FENTI, do.

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Speaker 2: You want another one? Guys, I'll tease us into a break.

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Speaker 3: Tees us into a hot, hot, hot commercial break. Okay,

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Speaker 3: here it is.

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Speaker 2: Two kids get locked in supermarket overnight, eat ungodly amount

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Speaker 2: of food.

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Speaker 3: Great, that is what you're supposed to do, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I bet they didn't eat any bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas. Welcome back. Oh if you're if you're sitting around,

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Speaker 2: if you happen to be in front of a computer,

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Speaker 2: do us a fan.

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Speaker 1: Do us a big favor.

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Speaker 2: Go on over to Apple Podcasts. Just leave us a

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Speaker 2: little review. It's all you got it.

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Speaker 1: We would do it for you.

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Speaker 2: We would do it for you. If you have something

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Speaker 2: you want us to review, send it to us DM.

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Speaker 2: I'll review anything at The Bananas Podcast on Instagram and

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Speaker 2: we will review whatever you want in return for review.

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Speaker 2: This is review for review, this is tit for tax

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Speaker 2: Nobody I do it and I for an eye.

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Speaker 1: No, we didn't discuss this and as we're saying it,

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Speaker 1: realizing it's a bad idea, but we're still gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do.

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Speaker 2: That is what we do.

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Speaker 1: Scott.

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Speaker 2: You got any shout outs before we give it back

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Speaker 2: to our.

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Speaker 1: Guest, Yes, Kendra.

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Speaker 3: So we do a little shout out called Banana Man

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Speaker 3: where people send us messages and stuff. First up is

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Speaker 3: Zephyr Ice Kurt in Portland, Maine. If you live in

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Speaker 3: or near Portland, Maine, which is a very fun small town,

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Speaker 3: go to Zephyr It's a shaved ice place. They have

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Speaker 3: a new item on their menu called the Bananamal Kurt.

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Speaker 3: It's banana cherry and chocolate flavored shaved ice. The Bananamal

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Speaker 3: banana cherry and chocolate probably delicious. Guys order so much

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Speaker 3: it becomes a permanent menu item and we'll see you

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Speaker 3: in twenty twenty two, maybe in June, maybe July fourth

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Speaker 3: and Portland. We'll go up to Katia National Park. We'd

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Speaker 3: shaved ice with stained lips the entire way, Zephyrice, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is just a friendly one. Jessica Dobson are our

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Speaker 3: buddy from Deep Sea Diver. They are on tour. If

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Speaker 3: you loved her on this and you love their music,

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Speaker 3: go on. I'm guessing Deep Sea Diver probably has their

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Speaker 3: own website. They definitely have an Instagram, and go see

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Speaker 3: them live because they rock. We're going to go see

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Speaker 3: them at Pappy and Harriet's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were opening for they were opening for somebody

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Speaker 2: pretty big. And then I also know that they're going

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Speaker 2: on tour by themselves as well, so they're touring by themselves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kicking butt. Jessica's out on the road and

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Speaker 3: they have kick ass merch. And then finally I reconnected

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Speaker 3: with an author that I'm really good buddies with who

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Speaker 3: hadn't heard from for a while and we caught back up.

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Speaker 1: His name is Christian Gallikar.

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Speaker 3: If you like crime books, if you like thrillers and

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Speaker 3: dark twists, read a big bat. If you're if you're

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Speaker 3: sitting around and you you I don't know what you

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Speaker 3: do in the fall been animals. You're drinking hot apple cider.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to Shakira. Download Big Bat and read it.

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Speaker 3: It's a great book if you like thrillers. And that's

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Speaker 3: all I got for Banana mao.

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Speaker 2: All right, And of course our guest today is a

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Speaker 2: writer from the Wonder Years, Kendra Cole.

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Speaker 1: So far I am. Where did you grow up? Kendra?

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Speaker 1: Where's home for you?

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Speaker 5: It is Pine Bluff, Arkansas? It really yeah, fifty people. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's a pretty fun small town.

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Speaker 2: Is it super woodsy?

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Speaker 1: Yes, great question.

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Speaker 4: There are a lot of pine trees.

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Speaker 3: Ki another bluffing the snow pine trees at all. Moved

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Speaker 3: here for no reason, that's cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And that's where most of my mom's side lives, and uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, they they're My family was really big in education,

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Speaker 5: and so my grandmother is one of the first teachers

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Speaker 5: to integrate one of the schools there.

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Speaker 1: Wow awesome.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they they kind of and they started a

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Speaker 5: Baptist church and my great grandfather was president of the

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Speaker 5: HBCU there and then my grandfather later became chancellor. So

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Speaker 5: it's like, yeah, they're pretty you know, involved in the

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Speaker 5: in the city.

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Speaker 2: So that's great and all of that kind of like

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Speaker 2: probably feeds into helping you write for the Wonder.

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Speaker 4: Years, right, Oh for sure. Yeah, a lot of like,

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Speaker 4: you know, what.

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Speaker 5: I heard growing up about their experiences growing up, you know,

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Speaker 5: living in the sixties, and so that that that really

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Speaker 5: informed a lot of you know, you know, what I

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Speaker 5: brought to the show.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, a lot of people don't understand.

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Speaker 3: And I hope Wonder Yours goes on and on and

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Speaker 3: on and you stay with it, so you can get

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Speaker 3: that in a room writer's room experience. But a lot

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Speaker 3: of what goes on in writers' rooms is you kind

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Speaker 3: of talk about things you know and experiences you've had,

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Speaker 3: and you know, there's the show runner sort of guides

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Speaker 3: which way it's going and what you're trying to figure

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Speaker 3: out and unlock and break for the story. But a

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Speaker 3: lot of it is just like, Okay, somebody's having a

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Speaker 3: birthday party. Let's talk about birthday party stuff that you

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Speaker 3: grew up and like what did your aunts do at

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Speaker 3: your birthday party? What did your little brother do at

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Speaker 3: your birthday? And it's the best part of the writer's

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Speaker 3: room is when you're all making each other laugh with

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Speaker 3: the real things that happened to the writers and then

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Speaker 3: usually their most original or funniest wins.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sure I didn't bring a lot of that,

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Speaker 1: which is great. Yeah, that's cool, really cool.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to hear about these two kids who

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Speaker 2: got locked in a supermarket overnight?

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Speaker 1: The dream come true?

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Speaker 2: I know this was sent in by Taylor Reese, Thank

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Speaker 2: you tailor on Vice.

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Speaker 1: I've heard of that.

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Speaker 2: And Phoebe Hurst is the writer from this on this

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Speaker 2: uh and she lives in London.

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Speaker 1: Phoebe best in the beeswax. She's good here it is.

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Speaker 2: We've all had that hunger induced daydream, usually around lunchtimer

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Speaker 2: when stuck in a particularly drawn out accounts meeting, about

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Speaker 2: being locked in a huge, fully stocked supermarket at night,

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Speaker 2: no way out until morning. Your only option is to

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Speaker 2: skip through the unattended aisles, swiping donuts from the bakery counter,

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Speaker 2: ripping open family sized bags of hula hoops must be

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Speaker 2: a British thing, and delving into the ice cream freezers

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Speaker 2: when you're at some giant unsurpad like you're at some

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Speaker 2: giant unsupervised buffet, but for two Scottish schoolboys. That fat

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Speaker 2: kid dream recently became a.

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Speaker 3: Well okay, take it, Phoebe, we don't need a fat shame.

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Speaker 3: It was going really well there and then she just

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Speaker 3: dunked on these kids.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I honestly, I think it's everybody's dream, Yes, but

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Speaker 2: I see you know she's anyway. Last week, early morning

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Speaker 2: workers at a branch of Sainsbury's in East Kilbride got

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Speaker 2: a shock when they found two children thought to be

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Speaker 2: ages twelve and thirteen of pradage for this perfect age

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Speaker 2: for this roaming the aisles of the supermarket. They had

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Speaker 2: been locked in the store since the previous evening. The

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Speaker 2: workers made they battle around a m and quickly called

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Speaker 2: the boys parents and reported the incident to the police.

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Speaker 2: According to the East Kilbride News, the kids had managed

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Speaker 2: to evade the store's daytime security by hiding in the

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Speaker 2: clothing department until closing time. A source told the local

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Speaker 2: newspaper quote, the two boys were locked in for hours,

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Speaker 2: as the doors get locked at ten and only let

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Speaker 2: and only open to let customers out who are still

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Speaker 2: at the checkouts at that time. Once locked in, you

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Speaker 2: guys want to know what they did.

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Speaker 1: More than anything in my whole damn life.

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Speaker 2: The boys behaved as any unattended kids or let's be honest,

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Speaker 2: adults would. In a huge warehouse of sweets, crisps and

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Speaker 2: expensive electrical equipment, they went wild, helping themselves to hundreds

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Speaker 2: of pounds worth of food and more. Worryingly, Booze police

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Speaker 2: confirmed that a thirty five pound camera and two memory

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Speaker 2: cards are also missing for.

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Speaker 3: This wrong twelve and thirteen, Pretty Young, Pretty Good.

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Speaker 2: Spokesperson for Sainsbury said, we can confirm there was an

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Speaker 2: incident in our East Killed Bride store. We're supporting the

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Speaker 2: police with their investigation. Unsurprisingly, the supermarket is stepping up

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Speaker 2: at security measures, shuttles, w we close at night, blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah uh and anyway, but that is it. That

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Speaker 2: is these guys. I mean there, I would like to say,

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Speaker 2: Bananas of the Week done, easy, done.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you gotta have them on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they planned it out. I planned it out and everything.

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Speaker 2: I love that because that's like every every kid's dream.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's probably very easy to do.

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Speaker 4: Yet, like, I can't believe they out smarted security. I mean,

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Speaker 4: are like, are those guys fuel the security at that place?

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Speaker 1: Probably? I love that kind of thing I do too.

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Speaker 2: And also I bet you because in my mind when

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Speaker 2: I was a kid, the way I would do it

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Speaker 2: is just go into the circular rack of clothes and

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Speaker 2: like sit in the middle, which is where I would

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Speaker 2: love to hang out and love you as a kid.

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Speaker 1: Find pins on the floor.

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Speaker 3: You just gather little pins, and yeah, it was a

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Speaker 3: great experience pre internet, when before your parents could hand

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Speaker 3: you a tablet, you had to hide and close in

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Speaker 3: JC penny and then find and jumped your mom and

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Speaker 3: made you throw them away.

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Speaker 2: But I bet you it's probably as easy as that

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Speaker 2: to get locked into supermarkets. I mean, I guess it's

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Speaker 2: bigger than a normal supermarket. Sounds more like a Walmart

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 1: Sounds so fun.

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Speaker 3: In the eighties and the nineties, it was such a

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Speaker 3: thing to like, they would be like, hey, if you're

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Speaker 3: watching Nickelodeon, you can win a sweepstakes to get one

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Speaker 3: minute to run around toys or us and get any

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Speaker 3: toys you can put in.

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Speaker 1: And it was like, what the hell. It was a

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Speaker 1: magical time.

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Speaker 2: Oh man. And then there's that supermarket the sweep rush. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: supermarket sweep game, it's back.

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Speaker 1: I think Leslie Jones is hosting somebody's I think she's

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Speaker 1: hosting you. Now, I think it is great show.

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Speaker 3: You scream at people to grab the ham and grind

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Speaker 3: coffee and grab the salmon. When I was a kid,

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Speaker 3: this is gonna make me sound like I was born

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Speaker 3: two hundred years ago, But we would ride bikes around

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Speaker 3: that age eleven, twelve, thirteen all day in the summer.

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Speaker 1: Every day would just be bikes all day.

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Speaker 3: And the thing we would do is we would pull

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Speaker 3: our money however we could get it, and if you

661
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 3: had like three dollars or four dollars, we would go

662
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: to this little grocery store in Glenden, Maryland called Santoni's

663
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: and you could get six what we're called ranch fries,

664
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: which is sort of like wedge cut potato fries that

665
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 3: are breaded and pretty big. And then, for some reason,

666
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 3: this is the detail I don't get, cause that makes sense,

667
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 3: twelve year olds love French fries.

668
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody loves French fries.

669
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: We would take the remaining money and buy three full

670
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: whole dill pickles from a barrel at the deli. Yes, yes,

671
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 3: we would eat about half each, which is more than

672
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 3: anybody should eat, and then we would throw the butt

673
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 3: like the second half at a passing train that went by.

674
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: That was our daily routine.

675
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,479
Speaker 3: Two French fries each half a pickle and then throw

676
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 3: it at a train going by.

677
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I swear to God, Scottie you like

678
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 2: you lived in a Norman rock Wiling. Yeah, it is

679
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 2: like the most clean, good fun Every story out of

680
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: Maryland is clean, good fun. I love it.

681
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: Why that became our routine where it would like we

682
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: would just look at each other riding down the road

683
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, yeah, we're about to throw half

684
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: a pickle at a d Amtrak go and buy it ten.

685
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

686
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: What kind of dumb stuff would you do when you're

687
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: like twelve, Kendra troublemaker stuff?

688
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 5: Well, the things I remember doing a twelve, Like my

689
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 5: brother would play basketball with the guys around the corner,

690
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 5: and I would just want to be over there, like

691
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 5: look cute in my Jordan's and stuff necessarily bad, but

692
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 5: you know, yeah, it would turn into a fight sometimes.

693
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 4: With me and my brother. He's like, yeah, please go home, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

694
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: I don't know you.

695
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 3: Are you a small woman or you my twelve year

696
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: old sister Kendre either way, please go home, ma'am.

697
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: I remember. I remember the first time I ever experienced

698
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: a Wegmans. Yeah, did they have Wegmans in Arkansas?

699
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: What's that?

700
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 2: It's it's a big grocery store. And they came about,

701
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe in the early two thousands at

702
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 2: least that's when I discovered one. The first one I

703
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: ever came in touch with was in Vermont, I think

704
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 2: for some reason. And the hotel we were staying in

705
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: was across the street from a Wegmans. So like we

706
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: got back to the hotel, We're like drunk and we

707
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: got stoned, and they were like hungry. So we crossed,

708
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: just walked across the street to Wegmans, and it was

709
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: like a grocery store that was open twenty four hours.

710
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 2: And I'd never been to a twenty four hour grocery store.

711
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: And like the thing about Wegmans they have like large

712
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: cheese sections and then a whole like nuts section. It

713
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 2: was like before it was normal grocery stores in the

714
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: nineties were just like go fuck yourself.

715
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they wanted you out the door. Now, normal grocery

716
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 3: store was like the fuck out. Yeah, prison lighting not good.

717
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then Wegmans was the first one, like, here's

718
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: some cheese. You wanna look at cheese? You want to

719
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: look at nuts.

720
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: We got a lot of nuts. We're pre folding your

721
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: ham into a little ball.

722
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 3: Do you want pre folded roast beef that you can

723
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 3: imagine just picking up and feeding to yourself like a

724
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: Greek god.

725
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 2: And it was like it was like four in the morning,

726
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 2: We're the only people there, and this is what I

727
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 2: can imagine that they felt like just wandering, very stoned,

728
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 2: just wanted was like in my twenties and just wandering

729
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: eating cheese selections and getting nuts and just walking around

730
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 2: open like opening things and walking with them. And we

731
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: bought everything later. But it was like an hour of

732
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 2: just like of Wegmans at four am.

733
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 5: It was I understand, I understand the cheese section, but

734
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 5: the whole nuts section that quite a to.

735
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: Do for.

736
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 3: Let's face it, we're all eating peanuts anyways. Pistachios. You

737
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 3: got to be the King of England though, for pistachios and.

738
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: Have that much time on your goddamn hands.

739
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kendrick, when you were a kid, And Kurt, I'll

740
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: ask you this too, because I think about this a lot.

741
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 3: I've never seen this on TV show and I've never

742
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: really seen in a movie. But like, when you're from

743
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 3: a smaller town, did you ever go, like when you

744
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 3: were fifteen, sixteen, seventeen to where your friends worked and

745
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 3: hang out with them towards the end of their shift

746
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 3: and then help them close so that they could leave faster.

747
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 3: Did you ever do that?

748
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: Yes?

749
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 4: I did not. I was more of a homebody.

750
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 5: I wanted to just be watching Gray's Anatomy with my mom.

751
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

752
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 5: One time when I was in college, because I went

753
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 5: to the university in my hometown, and it was like

754
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 5: a Friday night and I'm just like binge watching movies.

755
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 5: I think I was watching The Breakfast Club for like

756
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 5: the fifth time.

757
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 4: And my dad was like, what are you doing at home?

758
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: Like go somewhere, lady, ma'am. Everybody in your family refers

759
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: to you as a at an arms Reach.

760
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: Breakfast Club is sort of being locked overnight. I mean,

761
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 3: I know it's weekend, but it's sort of just like

762
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 3: freedom to roam.

763
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, that's true.

764
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: I think you know I did. I only once tried

765
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: to help my friend leave work early. It was my

766
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: friend Damien, And to this day, I don't think i've

767
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 2: ever ever been properly forgiven, Damien, I would like to

768
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: be apologize, Damien, go to forgive me, apologize. I'll apologize,

769
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 2: you forgive me. So he worked at the Parker House,

770
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: which was like a bed and breakfast come restaurant, okay

771
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 2: in I think, see, I don't know, somewhere down south

772
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 2: in Jersey, and so I was there. He had told

773
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: me a story about him walking into the walk in

774
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 2: cooler and like taking one beer once and we were

775
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: probably like seventeen eighteen, and I was like, awesome, I'm

776
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 2: gonna come meet you. We're gonna get some beer. I

777
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: think it was my plan. I think that's why he

778
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: hasn't not forgive me, because it was my idea. And

779
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're gonna get some beer. And in my mind,

780
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: this is what he did. He just could walk into

781
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 2: the thing, get some beer, and leave with it. And

782
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: it was totally cool. Nobody minded, and so we both

783
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: walk in. That was the mistake. I should have just

784
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: stayed outside. But we both go into the walk in,

785
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 2: we both grab six packs of beer, and as we're

786
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: walking out, we get caught by his manager and he

787
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 2: gets fired on the spot.

788
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: Got him.

789
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 4: Oh, Kurt I feel like the city ways where you

790
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: guys wear.

791
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: No shit, no shit, and so I want to I

792
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: want to apologize to Damian for coming up with that

793
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 2: planet in the first place. Yes, and getting you fired

794
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 2: from the Parker House. But also at the same time,

795
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 2: if there's a seventeen or eighteen year old out there

796
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: who's trying to steal some beer, let him get away

797
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 2: with it. Take three of them. Let them have three. Yeah,

798
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: have half of what they want. Yeah, that's my that's

799
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 2: what I think. If you're eighteen, you can have three beers.

800
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna take the trash out, make them work

801
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: for it a little bit. You guys, take the trash

802
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: and recycling out, and then here's a beer. Here's one beer. Yeah,

803
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: you're gonna place it out back by the dumpster. You

804
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 2: didn't get it from me, but you can enjoy that beer.

805
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: I love that well. I have a good segue from that. Kurt.

806
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, this was sent in by I don't know,

807
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 3: five hundred ban animals. I'll go with the first three

808
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: Kit Underscore, caf Underscore, Chase seven, four three six, and

809
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: Indy Elizabeth.

810
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: Thank you all very much. Wow, Kendra, I think you're

811
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: gonna like this one.

812
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 3: Missing drunk man accidentally joined search party to find himself.

813
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh awesome. And also I want to thank you Scottie

814
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: for doing this one. Yes, since we have gotten it

815
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: approximately three thousand times, I would.

816
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: Say two thousand times.

817
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 3: I think it's up there with the most sentenced story

818
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: because it's excellent banana story. And who isn't trying to

819
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 3: find themselves when they're drunk, Let's be honest.

820
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

821
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: By Annabelle Dolaner at newsweek dot com.

822
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: I've heard of that website.

823
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: In recent and hilarious incident of intoxication, a man in

824
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Turkey decided to join a search party for someone who

825
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 3: had been reported missing. He, however, didn't realize that he

826
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: was the missing person in question. Luckily, everyone involved was safe, obviously,

827
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 3: though that's far from a guarantee in this type of

828
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: word deal.

829
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Speaker 1: The fifty year old behner, who had been drinking with friends,

830
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: so he's not a loser. It's good to establish.

831
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: Drinking with friends on Tuesday, so he's a bit of

832
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 3: an alcoholic, reported to Vice that he wandered and oh,

833
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: he wandered off into a nearby forest. When he didn't

834
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 3: come back, his friends grew concern and reported him missing

835
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 3: to authorities. You know that thing you do when you

836
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 3: get drunk with your friends on a Tuesday and wander

837
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 3: off into a forest in Turkey, totally totally normal thing

838
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 3: to do. As news of the missing man spread, volunteers

839
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 3: from different neighborhoods joined with authorities to aid in a

840
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 3: rescue mission. Among them was Muttloo, who appeared not to

841
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 3: realize that the subject of the search was himself. The

842
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 3: search reportedly continued for hours, with rescuers calling out Muttloo's name.

843
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 3: I swear to God it happens that. However, it seems

844
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 3: that it took Mutlou a wilder register that the pivotal

845
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 3: piece of information hearing his own name, until it eventually

846
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 3: at one search, he suddenly announced his presence, according to

847
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 3: Turkish news channel NTV, and we are just binging NTV

848
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: these days. The search partly suddenly heard a voice speak

849
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 3: up to ask who are we looking for?

850
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 4: It was Muttloo, a question that came way late.

851
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: Yes, it was Muttloo, and he says, I am here.

852
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 3: Authorities then escorted Muttloo home. So it was a happy ending.

853
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: God God, good old Mutlou.

854
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: The Turkish wanderer who doesn't respond to his own name

855
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 3: when yelled by neighborhoods full of people for hours at

856
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 3: a time.

857
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: I just want to know the timeline, you know what

858
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: I mean? Like, was it the next day? Was it sure?

859
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 2: Did he pass out in the woods and then wake

860
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: up in the morning and that's when the search was

861
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 2: going on? You know, I have so many more questions.

862
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: But what is also surprising is that this happens pretty often.

863
00:43:59,640 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 5: It does.

864
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: There was another story from Iceland of a woman who

865
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: was on a tour bus and then the whole tour

866
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 2: bus started looking for someone, and then she didn't realize

867
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: it was her they were looking for because she changed

868
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Speaker 2: her clothes.

869
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Speaker 1: It does happen a lot.

870
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Speaker 3: We've had a few on this where you had a

871
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 3: Russian guy that was dead and then pronounced dead and

872
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 3: then showed back up at the bar to keep drinking

873
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: with his friends even though the corner said he was dead.

874
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: Oh Man, I went to In.

875
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 3: Twenty twelve, I moved to Los Angeles and the second

876
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 3: show I worked on was Adam Vine's house party with

877
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 3: my I'd met Adam at Smokehouse in Burbank and we

878
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 3: became Buddies and I ran that show with him, but

879
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 3: it was very workplace friendship at first, because he was successful.

880
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 3: Workahowks had been a hit and Pitch Perfect was out,

881
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 3: and so I treated it very much like, Hey, I'm

882
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: just going to try to be a good writer and

883
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 3: do a good job with this dude, and maybe we

884
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: would come friends in the long run. So at the

885
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 3: end of the season, he's like, hey, man, I'm going

886
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: to jazz Fest and everybody's invited. We have friends that

887
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 3: have a house at the end of Bourbon Street.

888
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: You should come.

889
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 3: And so all the comics that were there were like,

890
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 3: I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, and I knew they

891
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 3: weren't because that's just how life goes. Everybody says they're

892
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 3: going to show up, nobody ever does that. I was

893
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: going to show up. So I go down. We're having

894
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 3: a great time. And then at the end of the

895
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 3: second night, we've been drinking all day, having fun, jazz fast,

896
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: and the only two people still standing are me. I'm

897
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 3: drinking a hand grenade off of Bourbon Street, and then

898
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: Divine comes out. So we're like forty eight hours of

899
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 3: just binge drinking, and he's like, should we keep going.

900
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go, Bud. So we walked down to Lafitte's. Kendra,

901
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: have you ever been to New Orleans? I have? Yeah,

902
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: pretty fun city. You get drink in every direction.

903
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

904
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: The food, the food is best.

905
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: Food and it keeps you going when you're drinking because

906
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 3: it's so salty and it's so savory and it's so

907
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 3: I love New Orleans. Can't wait. We got a tour urt.

908
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: We gotta do one night Jacks or whatever. Yeah, So

909
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: we walk down to the Lafitte's. Lafitte's is one of

910
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 3: the oldest bars in New Orleans, if not the oldest bar.

911
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: I think it was started by a pirate. It's been

912
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 3: burned down several times. The whole thing is they barely

913
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 3: have any electricity in there. It's mostly candlelight at night.

914
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 3: And so we sit outside at Lafitte's and I'm like,

915
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm like, this is when I bro

916
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 3: out with this guy that I think is very funny.

917
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: And we're drinking and we're drinking, and these two nice

918
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 3: young women, really young, early twenties if not younger, come

919
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: up and recognize him and they go, Hi, can we

920
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 3: buy you a drink? We're really huge fans of Pitch Perfect,

921
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 3: and Adam's always super nice with fans. He goes, yeah,

922
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 3: of course, so they buy us two purple drinks, which,

923
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 3: for anybody listening who's never been New Orleans, a purple

924
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 3: drink is like rye whiskey in a kind of grape

925
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 3: slushy sort of thing. It's very purple, and it's high

926
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: alcohol content, and it's the kind of thing you don't

927
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 3: want to drink at three or four a m.

928
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: Because your hangover just explodes like a volcano.

929
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 3: So we're drinking that. We're like, thank you. We drink

930
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 3: the purple drink, and then he night we talk about life.

931
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 3: We talk about our parents, we talk about he had

932
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 3: a girlfriend at the time.

933
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: We talk about New.

934
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: York LA industry, everything you can do on those special

935
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 3: nights where you really become friends with somebody. Next day,

936
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: we get up, we go to JazzFest, working our way

937
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 3: through the crowd. Oh the only other detail I have

938
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 3: of that night is I'm stumbling up to my hotel

939
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 3: room up Bourbon Street. Which to stand out on Bourbon Street,

940
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 3: you have to be a level of intoxicated somewhere between

941
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: just a pickle, just a walking man who's just made

942
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 3: one alcohol or yeah, or just the gutter of New Orleans.

943
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 3: And so I'm walking and the one person I remember

944
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 3: seeing is that dude, Jesse James, who's like that piece

945
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 3: of shit who makes motorcycles on TV and was married

946
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 3: to Sandra Buller for a while.

947
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: These are two biker babes.

948
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 3: And they are looking at me, stumbling like what the

949
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 3: hell is wrong with this person?

950
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: And I just like kind of like wink and keep stumbling.

951
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm fine. Bars open anyways.

952
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 3: So daytime, it's like ten am eleven am, we're walking

953
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 3: to see the Black Keys.

954
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: We'll cut through the crowds. It's a sunny day of

955
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: New Orleans.

956
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 3: And these two women walk up to Adam and I

957
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: and they're like hey, and we're like hi, and I

958
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 3: don't really recognize them at all, and they were like,

959
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: we were drinking with you last night. And Adam's girlfriend

960
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 3: at the time kind of clocked it, and all the

961
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 3: women with us sort of like come around us, like

962
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: like what is going on here? And so there are these,

963
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: like I said, two young women and we were like oh,

964
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: and they were like, we bought you those purple dranks

965
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 3: at Lafitte's and we were like, oh right, like we had.

966
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: Almost completely forgotten that they were even there.

967
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: And Adam quickly explained to his girlfriend like, yeah, yeah,

968
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 3: they came out and they were like, you guys weren't

969
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: talking English for about two hours. And then the other

970
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 3: girl goes, don't worry to the girlfriend. To Adam's girlfriend

971
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: at the time, she goes, don't worry. They didn't hit

972
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 3: on us at all. They didn't look at us the

973
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 3: whole time. What they did is this, then they would

974
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 3: crack up, laughing, hug each other and keep talking. So

975
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: apparently these two fans of the Pitch Perfect franchise watched

976
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 3: us go it was, hug each other, crack up, laughing,

977
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 3: and start over, and then it was like we were

978
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: in the clear. And then like the women in our

979
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: group were like, yeah, that's them. You clocked them correctly,

980
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 3: and since he's been one of my best friends, but yeah,

981
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: they just said we sounded like Neanderthals, just gibberish, laughter, hugging,

982
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 3: and then they would try to talk to us and

983
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 3: we wouldn't stop looking at each other. In my mind,

984
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: I could write his biography that night. In their mind,

985
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 3: two toads were talking as drunk as possible.

986
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 4: Sounds like there was some really intense eye contacting.

987
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: A sweaty male, drunken eye contact. Totally normal. Amazing man.

988
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: We'll see you soon, Kendri.

989
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?

990
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 5: It was in twenty nineteen. December twenty nineteen. My sister

991
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 5: and I took a trip together. It was pretty fun.

992
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,760
Speaker 5: You know, the dating life there's very different.

993
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, house so well.

994
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 5: We stayed downtown and it was just like that. The

995
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 5: men were following over us and I'm not even.

996
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 4: Being drug it was. It was very fun, right, Yes,

997
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 4: we were on every corner. We were just being told

998
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 4: how beautiful.

999
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 5: We were, great service at the restaurants, you know, free drinks,

1000
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 5: numbers throwing at us.

1001
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 3: You know, well, Kendra, next time you go, we're coming

1002
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 3: with you, and we'll just pretend like you know that,

1003
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 3: we're just like, yeah, you she really likes free drink,

1004
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 3: some food.

1005
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: I always have a little. You can just write your

1006
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: number in this book, sir.

1007
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 3: Yes, her chaperones were just making sure everybody gets home safe.

1008
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 3: You can write your number in this Please please compliment

1009
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 3: her as much as possible.

1010
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna get us one more story and

1011
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 2: then wrap this puppy dog up. Yes, sir, I love

1012
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: this one. I didn't even know about this. This was

1013
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: sent in by Amanda Levitt, Thank you, Amanda, and published

1014
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: in the Verge title headline Amazon astro is terrible and

1015
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 2: will throw itself downstairs. Developers reported this is by Mitchell Clark,

1016
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 2: who is the best of the business. But you guys know,

1017
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: I didn't even know about this thing. Don't know there's

1018
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 2: a thing called an astro. I mean, it is so dumb,

1019
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: it's amazing. It is a robot dog that Amazon is making.

1020
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 5: I think I've seen videos of this online, Like do

1021
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 5: policemen use them to because like I've seen a situation.

1022
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 4: Yea.

1023
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: This one is just like a little it's almost like

1024
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 2: a like it looks like the size of a shit zuo.

1025
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: It's tiny and it has a like like an iPad

1026
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 2: for a face or should I say a kindle fire

1027
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 2: for a face, and it just and it has a

1028
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: little space in the back for drinks. It has a

1029
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 2: drink dray that like it can like bring you a drink.

1030
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 2: And it is so it's like a little robot dog

1031
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 2: that's supposed to like I don't know what the point

1032
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 2: of it is. I watched like the trailer for it.

1033
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: There's a trailer for it obviously, and it can follow

1034
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 2: you around. I guess you can video chat with someone

1035
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: on it while it follows you around. It also will

1036
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 2: patrol your home home, like while you're sleeping, but it

1037
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: can't do anything because it's like eight inches tall. It's

1038
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 2: like it's it's like a robot chihuahua. Like what is

1039
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: it gonna do? You know? But the apparently I love this.

1040
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 2: There's like leaked documents that say, uh, that is a

1041
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 2: quote disaster that's not ready for release, quote terrible. Uh.

1042
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 2: Amazon's pitch that Astro could help with elder care was

1043
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: quote absurdist nonsense, and the source also mentioned that the

1044
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: bot doesn't handle stairs well, with one even saying that

1045
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 2: it would quote throw itself down. You've presented the opportunity. Boy,

1046
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 2: so weird. Also, it's like, you know, it's it's it's

1047
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 2: a it's like a camera that's connected to Amazon that

1048
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 2: just wanders around your house. It seems like no one

1049
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 2: would want this. I don't know why it's out there,

1050
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 2: but you should go look at the video. It is

1051
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: crazy that this is oh they were. This is the

1052
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: great idea, Amazon, send us one that.

1053
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 4: Makes me more uncomfortable than clowns. Oh no, no, no, no,

1054
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 4: keep it away.

1055
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: I agree with that Amazon robot dos are way scarier

1056
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 2: than clowns because at least with clowns, you know what

1057
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 2: their data collection uh system is, it's just their eyeballs.

1058
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 2: Who knows what Astro's doing?

1059
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 3: Yeah my god, Well, let me give you my shark

1060
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 3: tank pitch because I want I'm gonna I'm gonna talk

1061
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 3: about this on the podcast for years to come. Kurt Kendrill,

1062
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 3: you can let me know what you think. It's called

1063
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: the Fiesta donkey. It is a tabletop donkey that brays.

1064
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,720
Speaker 3: It has two big baskets like saddle bags on the side.

1065
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 3: That's where you put your hot tortilla chips. Then if

1066
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 3: you lift one ear, guess what comes out? Salsa. You

1067
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 3: lift the other ear, hot nacho cheese. Push down on

1068
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 3: the nose, guacamole comes out. You lift that tail, you

1069
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 3: get all the hot molet sauce you can want. It

1070
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 3: wears a little sombrero. What's in the sombrero salt for

1071
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 3: your margarita. The Fiesta donkey is a tabletop Fiesta experience.

1072
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 1: For twenty nine ninety nine.

1073
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm looking for one billion dollars for five percent equity

1074
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 3: in my company.

1075
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 4: That's only going for you go up on that price.

1076
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. Are you kidding me?

1077
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

1078
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 2: I love it so much.

1079
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: Yester donkey you put it on?

1080
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 3: Is it ceramic or is it a robot? It's fur

1081
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 3: and it's robotic. So when you turn when you turn.

1082
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 2: It on grosser.

1083
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it can play little songs and when you fill

1084
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 3: it up with chips and then basically you just place

1085
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 3: on the center and any type of Mexican dip you

1086
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 3: could possibly want comes from the donkey. So the Fiesta

1087
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 3: Donkey coming to stores maybe in the future, probably not.

1088
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 2: I love any pitch that starts off with it's a tabletop.

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Speaker 4: Don and ends with Molay saucome.

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Speaker 1: It's asshole if the tail hot Molay sauce as much

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Speaker 1: as you can eat.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Kendra, thank you so much for being on bananas.

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Speaker 2: Where can people find you social media stuff?

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Speaker 5: They can find me on Instagram, Kendra Underscore Renee k

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Speaker 2: We thank you so much for being here in great luck.

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Speaker 2: I hope wonder years goes for a thousand years.

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Speaker 4: Need to thank you. It was nice hanging out with

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Speaker 4: you for my first podcast. Yeah you.

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Speaker 1: Did amazing, Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 4: You can I shout out my mom and my sister

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Speaker 4: and the rest.

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Speaker 3: Give some shout outs. Take take a full fifteen seconds

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Speaker 3: and shout.

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Speaker 5: I just want to shout out to my mom, signa come,

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Speaker 5: my sister, ki Yana, my dad, Kimmith, my grandpa, and

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Speaker 5: the rest of my wonderful family.

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Speaker 1: There you go, everybody in Pine Bluffs were coming for you.

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Speaker 4: This is pime Bluff.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Thanks Kendra, Thank you you Banana Banas.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: Theme music by Kahan, and all of our artwork is

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Speaker 3: done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com then, but bet

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Speaker 2: And bear than trying