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Speaker 1: Another Jubila the twenty. I'm travel This is Adrian. How

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Speaker 1: may I help you? Hi? Adrian, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well? Thank you so much. How are you well?

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Speaker 1: I'm about to be a lot better. I actually like

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Speaker 1: to talk to you guys about booking a trip. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Can I have your name please? Yes, it's Sam. Sam.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a particular please you think you would

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Speaker 1: like to travel too? Yes? I do. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: a bucket list thing. I've always wanted to go to Sydney, Europe.

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Speaker 1: I hear it's beautiful this time of year, so get

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Speaker 1: some warm weather. I'm sorry, where did you say you

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Speaker 1: wanted to go to Sydney, Europe. I'm sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure that I'm familiar with that exact location. You're messing

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Speaker 1: with me because you know this is a big bucket

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Speaker 1: list thing of mine. It's funny. I like how you

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Speaker 1: guys are good humor over there. Um. Actually, I am

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Speaker 1: not trying to mess with you. I was interested to

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Speaker 1: know exactly where Sydney is in Europe Sydney, Australia. You're

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Speaker 1: a travel agency, shouldn't you know where Sydney, Europe is?

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Speaker 1: The City of Sydney is actually located in Australia, so

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Speaker 1: maybe you're confused. What yeah, wait, wait a second, whoa

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Speaker 1: when did that happen? Um, it's actually always been a

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Speaker 1: city in Australia. Oh okay, that's it's kind of depressing.

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Speaker 1: I was excited when I called here, but um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I always wanted to go to Sydney and I thought

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Speaker 1: it was in Europe. So I guess it's not there

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Speaker 1: and it hasn't been there for a long time. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it hasn't. Okay, well, oh you know what, I got it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be Europe. What if I go

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Speaker 1: to Australia that actually would be perfect and I can

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Speaker 1: help you out with that for sure. Awesome. I've always

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Speaker 1: wanted to go to Vienna, Australia. Oh here, it's beautiful

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Speaker 1: history and everything. Vienna is not in Australia. What Yeah? What? What? What? Who?

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Speaker 1: Unless I got my geometry all screwed up, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure it's there. You're a geography, Yeah, my geometry and

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Speaker 1: as I got a messed up your geography. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: saying it wrong, but yeah, unless I got it all

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Speaker 1: screwed up, and Vienna, it's definitely Australia. I definitely know

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Speaker 1: Vienna is not in Australia. So you're telling me Sydney

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Speaker 1: is in Australia and Vienna isn't in Australia, correct, And

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Speaker 1: that might be why you may have accidentally confused the two.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, I don't know how I screwed this up.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, UM, no problem on my end. You can

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Speaker 1: definitely go to either place. I can book you. Okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but Vienna, Australia apparently doesn't exist, so I can't go there,

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Speaker 1: can I, Sir? In order to help you, I need

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Speaker 1: to book you on places that actually exist in the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you just told me that the places that I

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Speaker 1: want to go don't exist. So what I'm what I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? So are those cities they do exist? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: hang on a second, Hang on a second, hold the phone.

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Speaker 1: You just told me that they didn't exist, and how

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Speaker 1: are you telling me they do? Sir? I think it'd

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Speaker 1: be best if you got off the phone and checked

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Speaker 1: on your computer to locate where you actually want to go. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. I left my computer in Sydney, Austria. Man, sir,

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Speaker 1: are we done here. Can you just send me to

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Speaker 1: the city that has the most hookers? What? Yeah, I could.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The city that has the

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Speaker 1: most prostitution could be Australia, Europe, Russia. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go there. This conversation is over, sir.

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Speaker 1: Why is it over? I'm trying to book travel with

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Speaker 1: you guys, and you're making it's very hard for me.

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Speaker 1: You're the one that's making this so hard. Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what, then maybe I should just book my travel

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Speaker 1: through Brook and Jewel in the morning. They might be

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Speaker 1: able to help me. I hear they know where all

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Speaker 1: the hookers are. What this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend Rodrigo set you up. Wow, how

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Speaker 1: do you know my boyfriend because he emailed me to

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Speaker 1: do a prank phone call on you. He said that

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Speaker 1: this is your slow season at the travel agency and

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Speaker 1: he wanted me to do a joke on you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that is so funny. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: cannot believe that. So any chance, while I got you

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Speaker 1: on the phone of booking a ticket to Hooker Island,

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Speaker 1: there's no there's no sense. Is it because it's in

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Speaker 1: Austria or something and I got it wrong again? Yes,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe that's why. All right, sweet, I'll look it

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Speaker 1: up myself then have a good day. Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubal phone tabs weekday mornings.

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Speaker 1: On the twenties, Holy On Ruining ninety two point five,

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Speaker 1: Just a young gun with the quick fuse. I was

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Speaker 1: up time, wanna lend lose. I was dreaming a bigger things.

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Speaker 1: He wanna leave my old lafe behind