WEBVTT - Quick Fix 3 | A Drug Sniffing Dolphin?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Clayton English and I'm Greg and this is a

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<v Speaker 1>War on Drugs quick fix. Clayton. How you doing man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great? Man. How about yourself? I'm good. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how can I not be good when when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you in the studio and gonna do another

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<v Speaker 1>quick fix here from the War on Drugs? Yeah, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>do it. This is a funny one though. It's always

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<v Speaker 1>nice to have a little bit of you know, brevity

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<v Speaker 1>on the a little bit, a little bit. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta light in the moods outside. But this was

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<v Speaker 1>a good episode. I mean, of course, Eric Andre, we

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't we couldn't even contain all that in in one episode,

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<v Speaker 1>so of course we're gonna have some spill over. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we do some interviews and it's very heavy,

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<v Speaker 1>and like with him, it was just like, oh, can

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<v Speaker 1>we just talk for another like hour, like you gotta go? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here's that dear. And he did have somewhere to be,

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<v Speaker 1>so I really for stopping through and make a time

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<v Speaker 1>for us. But uh yeah yeah. But you know, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of stuff that was left on the

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<v Speaker 1>cutting room floor that we kind of wanted to to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure our listeners got to got to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>But um, we had a great conversation you know, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of on drug sniffing dogs their reliability. We gotta stop

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<v Speaker 1>back like they dolphins. They're not dolphins. Now. If they

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<v Speaker 1>were dolphins, if you got a drug sniffing dolphin and

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<v Speaker 1>he pushes the button, I gotta go with that. I

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<v Speaker 1>probably did have something in the car, but do way

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<v Speaker 1>too unreliable. I've seen them eat their own excrement, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's no way. That's a great point. Yeah, So we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great conversation with with Anni Hudson, Price and

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<v Speaker 1>Eric about kind of drug sniffing dogs, their reliability and um,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we want to make sure you all got

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that. A little bit of humor, a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of information. So here's your next quick fix. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. We a lot to talk about. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard they were like hitting people with drug sniffing dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>But German shepherds are so inbred now that they're only effective.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I got beef with all the drug period.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't believe in them drug dogs. There's

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<v Speaker 1>the exist you might not be able to say if

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<v Speaker 1>there were drug dogs I would have adopted twelve of

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<v Speaker 1>them bitches from the shelter, and I would just walk

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<v Speaker 1>through neighborhoods and let them find drugs for me. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if this is the case, like they're only good for

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<v Speaker 1>like two hours out of the entire day to sniff.

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<v Speaker 1>Look if you could have walked by someone who was

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<v Speaker 1>smoking pot and now you've got that, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>smoke on your clothes, and that's what they're picking up on.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's no and they're inaccurate a lot, a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So drug sephic dogs are like a krack of ship

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<v Speaker 1>because the way they train it is essentially through like

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<v Speaker 1>they want to please their owner and get food, and

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<v Speaker 1>so it's there's an incentive for them to actually find

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<v Speaker 1>these things, and so any inkling of it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like my dogs, like I have a treat and

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<v Speaker 1>that's doing the shape thing down. Roll doesn't care what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Yeah, right, there's actually I mean there's this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how white spread it is, but there

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<v Speaker 1>are other examples of people like you know, doing a

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<v Speaker 1>snap or something like that. Yeah, learning the dog to something,

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<v Speaker 1>having some other signal to it. Yeah, will well, well yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they got me one time, they walcome around the trunk.

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<v Speaker 1>They walk him around the car. He gets to the trunk,

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<v Speaker 1>he taps on the trunk and the dog jumps up

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<v Speaker 1>there and he's like the dogs telling me that it's drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>That I was like, wait a minute, and like I

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<v Speaker 1>tapped on the trunk, the dog jumped back up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, he told me, no, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like the dog a dog, what dog doesn't do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I landed in Sydney, Australia, that that flight is

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty four hours or something something and saying I

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<v Speaker 1>was in such like a bena drilled days that I

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<v Speaker 1>saw the drug dog on the way in and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, buddy, coming with me, mate. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like why did I And somebody else in line was

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<v Speaker 1>like why did you go? I don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>like a days And they searched all every nook and

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<v Speaker 1>cranny of my stuff. And I was doing a show

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<v Speaker 1>and the promoter was outside waiting for me for like

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<v Speaker 1>two hours, and they were like they had like a

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<v Speaker 1>little forensics lab and the ladies like swiping my backpack

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like such and such came up in your thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what is that? And she's like people

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<v Speaker 1>use it to make drugs. I'm like, I'm not making drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, it's also found in Alka seltzer. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>my bag, that's that's the one. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such a nightmare and it was like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, fucking drugs, stiffing dogs. I bet it. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even come after me after the thumb dog. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Greg and I'm quite an English and this has been

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<v Speaker 1>a war on drugs. Quick fix. Thanks for listening. M