Speaker 1: I'm Clayton English and I'm Greg and this is a
Speaker 1: War on Drugs quick fix. Clayton. How you doing man,
Speaker 1: I'm doing great? Man. How about yourself? I'm good. I'm
Speaker 1: you know, how can I not be good when when
Speaker 1: I'm with you in the studio and gonna do another
Speaker 1: quick fix here from the War on Drugs? Yeah, yea,
Speaker 1: do it. This is a funny one though. It's always
Speaker 1: nice to have a little bit of you know, brevity
Speaker 1: on the a little bit, a little bit. We gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta light in the moods outside. But this was
Speaker 1: a good episode. I mean, of course, Eric Andre, we
Speaker 1: couldn't we couldn't even contain all that in in one episode,
Speaker 1: so of course we're gonna have some spill over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we do some interviews and it's very heavy,
Speaker 1: and like with him, it was just like, oh, can
Speaker 1: we just talk for another like hour, like you gotta go? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's that dear. And he did have somewhere to be,
Speaker 1: so I really for stopping through and make a time
Speaker 1: for us. But uh yeah yeah. But you know, there
Speaker 1: was a lot of stuff that was left on the
Speaker 1: cutting room floor that we kind of wanted to to
Speaker 1: make sure our listeners got to got to hear it.
Speaker 1: But um, we had a great conversation you know, kind
Speaker 1: of on drug sniffing dogs their reliability. We gotta stop
Speaker 1: back like they dolphins. They're not dolphins. Now. If they
Speaker 1: were dolphins, if you got a drug sniffing dolphin and
Speaker 1: he pushes the button, I gotta go with that. I
Speaker 1: probably did have something in the car, but do way
Speaker 1: too unreliable. I've seen them eat their own excrement, so
Speaker 1: it's no way. That's a great point. Yeah, So we
Speaker 1: had a great conversation with with Anni Hudson, Price and
Speaker 1: Eric about kind of drug sniffing dogs, their reliability and um,
Speaker 1: and so we want to make sure you all got
Speaker 1: to hear that. A little bit of humor, a little
Speaker 1: bit of information. So here's your next quick fix. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. We a lot to talk about. I
Speaker 1: heard they were like hitting people with drug sniffing dogs.
Speaker 1: But German shepherds are so inbred now that they're only effective.
Speaker 1: I mean, I got beef with all the drug period.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't believe in them drug dogs. There's
Speaker 1: the exist you might not be able to say if
Speaker 1: there were drug dogs I would have adopted twelve of
Speaker 1: them bitches from the shelter, and I would just walk
Speaker 1: through neighborhoods and let them find drugs for me. Like
Speaker 1: if this is the case, like they're only good for
Speaker 1: like two hours out of the entire day to sniff.
Speaker 1: Look if you could have walked by someone who was
Speaker 1: smoking pot and now you've got that, you know, the
Speaker 1: smoke on your clothes, and that's what they're picking up on.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no and they're inaccurate a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1: So drug sephic dogs are like a krack of ship
Speaker 1: because the way they train it is essentially through like
Speaker 1: they want to please their owner and get food, and
Speaker 1: so it's there's an incentive for them to actually find
Speaker 1: these things, and so any inkling of it, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like my dogs, like I have a treat and
Speaker 1: that's doing the shape thing down. Roll doesn't care what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, right, there's actually I mean there's this.
Speaker 1: I don't know how white spread it is, but there
Speaker 1: are other examples of people like you know, doing a
Speaker 1: snap or something like that. Yeah, learning the dog to something,
Speaker 1: having some other signal to it. Yeah, will well, well yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: they got me one time, they walcome around the trunk.
Speaker 1: They walk him around the car. He gets to the trunk,
Speaker 1: he taps on the trunk and the dog jumps up
Speaker 1: there and he's like the dogs telling me that it's drugs.
Speaker 1: That I was like, wait a minute, and like I
Speaker 1: tapped on the trunk, the dog jumped back up there.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he told me, no, it's not
Speaker 1: like the dog a dog, what dog doesn't do that?
Speaker 1: Like I landed in Sydney, Australia, that that flight is
Speaker 1: like twenty four hours or something something and saying I
Speaker 1: was in such like a bena drilled days that I
Speaker 1: saw the drug dog on the way in and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, buddy, coming with me, mate. I was
Speaker 1: like why did I And somebody else in line was
Speaker 1: like why did you go? I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: like a days And they searched all every nook and
Speaker 1: cranny of my stuff. And I was doing a show
Speaker 1: and the promoter was outside waiting for me for like
Speaker 1: two hours, and they were like they had like a
Speaker 1: little forensics lab and the ladies like swiping my backpack
Speaker 1: and she's like such and such came up in your thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is that? And she's like people
Speaker 1: use it to make drugs. I'm like, I'm not making drugs.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's also found in Alka seltzer. I'm like,
Speaker 1: my bag, that's that's the one. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It was such a nightmare and it was like I
Speaker 1: was like, fucking drugs, stiffing dogs. I bet it. It
Speaker 1: didn't even come after me after the thumb dog. I'm
Speaker 1: Greg and I'm quite an English and this has been
Speaker 1: a war on drugs. Quick fix. Thanks for listening. M