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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's been restocked, just to let you know and everything

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Speaker 1: is clean. Excuse me? Oh what is this? Hi? This

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Speaker 1: is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from hotel and you're

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Speaker 1: staying in room three fourteen. Uh that that's correct. Yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm on the cleaning crew. Okay, it's giving you a

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Speaker 1: courtesy phone call to let you know that your room

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Speaker 1: has been sanitized and all the fibers removed and cleaned.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, time to rub down the remote for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sounds good, But like do you always call? You always call?

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Speaker 2: Guess about this?

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Speaker 1: Not many people know that the remote control and the

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Speaker 1: hotels is one of the most bacteria riddle devices, and

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Speaker 1: so I cleaned it far to make sure it's clean.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean I haven't thought about that.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Okay, yes, Well, the real reason I'm

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Speaker 1: calling is I did have a question for you, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to touch base and just make sure that

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Speaker 1: you stay with us is going well and hopefully here

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Speaker 1: at the hotel is to give you an experience that

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Speaker 1: you'd never want to leave. I just wanted to see

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Speaker 1: if we were giving you a good experience where you

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Speaker 1: would always want to stay on the property, and maybe

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Speaker 1: the feeling of never being able to leave. Excuse me? Wait, sorry,

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Speaker 1: did you say never being able to leave? Yes, never

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Speaker 1: being able to leave our establishment? But we aim for

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Speaker 1: that's that that's a bit creepy, man, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I follow this and you say never able to leave. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if it came across as creepy or anything

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Speaker 1: other than just a good customer service to you. But yes,

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Speaker 1: I said, maybe I meant never being able to walk

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Speaker 1: out of here on your own. That's what I meant.

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Speaker 1: I dragging you out from our establishment. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Sorry? Wait, wait, dragging me out? A hold on?

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Speaker 1: Is this? What the what the is your deal?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: This is? This is really beyond like creepy. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it seems as if I've upset you a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting pretty upset now. Look, you give me a call.

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Speaker 1: Tell me like it's some kind of your service to

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Speaker 1: make sure like what we never are able to leave,

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Speaker 1: like dragging me out? Like what what the you're high?

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Speaker 2: Or like you're it's not like a serial killer like

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Speaker 2: I got like serial kill.

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Speaker 1: Let's not use those type of words. It makes me uncomfortable,

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Speaker 1: but no, it makes you uncomfortable. Who I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: make you uncomfortable, making me very uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I actually have

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Speaker 1: a goal of making you oh so comfortable at our

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Speaker 1: hotel and I'm out. Man, this is just too much.

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Speaker 1: Have you consumed any items from the bar? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a bottle of water? You freak? Why? Great?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me know that. Do you have

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Speaker 1: the estimated time that you consumed the bottle of water?

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Speaker 1: Estimated time? What? What the did you put in the water?

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Speaker 1: Answer me? What what did you put in the water?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm calling the cops on this. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you poisoned me. Feeling a feeling okay, I'm feeling pretty

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Speaker 1: hot right now. I'm pretty really heated. Man. This is

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Speaker 1: this is this is illegal. To tell me where you're

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Speaker 1: at it you can pick you up and bring you

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Speaker 1: back here. No oh no, no, no, you're not getting my location.

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Speaker 1: I have people come to you, Mason. This is actually.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone brank on you and your buddy, Brent set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: It's a radio show, and your friend listens to it.

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Speaker 2: He said, you were out of town at a conference.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: So me, Oh my god, whoa. I'm sitting down now, holy,

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Speaker 1: oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm like on the phone here, like pacing outside

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Speaker 2: this conference room, and like people wonder what the hell

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Speaker 2: is going on, Like what's wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I gotta explain every

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not going to tell anybody about this.

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Speaker 1: Holy wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks