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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday,

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Speaker 1: There we go. We're back on now the show is starting. Welcome.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to the Nicki Glazer podcas I'm Nikki Glazer.

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Speaker 1: It's Thursday. Um. Last night we had the live podcast

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Speaker 1: at Joe's Cafe in St. Louis. So many besties came out,

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Speaker 1: so many individual besties that were then sat together as

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Speaker 1: groups and they became friends throughout the night, and like

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Speaker 1: I thought, a lot of people were couples or friends

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Speaker 1: that came together, but no, just individual besties coming out

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Speaker 1: to shows. So much fun. You were so good now

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Speaker 1: you looked so cute. You looked like Taylor Swift at

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Speaker 1: UM the Tiny Dust concert. Okay, So I wore a blazer, yeah,

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Speaker 1: plaid blazer, and I gotta say it was like when

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Speaker 1: I went to the store to buy it, I was like,

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Speaker 1: I think Nikki would like this. I loved it. I

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Speaker 1: loved it. I would get one for myself. What no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean I will follow up on that and see

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Speaker 1: if you're serious, but I, um, I loved it so

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Speaker 1: much it um. It's hard for me though, because sometimes

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Speaker 1: the blazers I see them online and I see them

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Speaker 1: advertise like a fun boyfriend blazer like oversized, because yours

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Speaker 1: what's kind of oversized? Yeah, but still narrow, not to boxy,

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Speaker 1: not to boxy. Yes, yes, it just um it looked.

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Speaker 1: It made you look petite as opposed to sometimes I

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Speaker 1: put those on and I feel like it's a costume.

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Speaker 1: I have a story to tell you about a blazer. Please.

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Speaker 1: So um, before we met the first time I saw you,

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Speaker 1: we were at um at serious x M. And I

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Speaker 1: see this like tall blonde in this like blazer. I've

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Speaker 1: never seen anyone wear a blazer like this walk into

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Speaker 1: an office and she means business I know. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, who is that? And I was like, like

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Speaker 1: a couple of feet away. I was just looking at

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Speaker 1: what it was laser Um. It was like this gray.

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Speaker 1: It was like gray white and black, like I don't

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Speaker 1: know the runway. Yeah, So then I um. And this

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Speaker 1: like on trucking radio. So I text my friend Roland,

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Speaker 1: who is you know is everybody in comedy? And I

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Speaker 1: was like, Roland, who is in Jack's office? And he

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Speaker 1: like walks by, you know, just like grazes By and

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, it's Nikki Glazer. And it was just

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Speaker 1: about like around the time that my sister and I

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Speaker 1: watched your first Netflix special where you were wearing like

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Speaker 1: the black sweater and the leather's skirt. Yes. Yes, And

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Speaker 1: I was just like what. And then fast forward and

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Speaker 1: that's me today. I love it when there's like like

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Speaker 1: stuff on the sleeves there is that's the best kind

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Speaker 1: of merch. Yeah, we're both wearing long sleeve T shirts

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Speaker 1: that have stuff on this the sleeve. What what is

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Speaker 1: So it looks like Manto Picchu on the bottom? Is

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Speaker 1: A rat going? Okay, so it is what's the band? Grab?

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Speaker 1: Grave Set? Graves Set? Why can't Grave said new Graves?

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Speaker 1: I don't know Graves End, graves End Ye, which is

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Speaker 1: you other arcs. UM, So, yeah, last night was so

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind it. Um. And we had some great

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Speaker 1: besties doing fan trax and asking questions. It was so

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Speaker 1: to circ so Lay and they did a cart wheel

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00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: every five minutes, you'd be like, what am I doing?

427
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: Like what are we watching here? And then in between

428
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 1: they just talked about mental health. That's what I'm saying.

429
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: That's why they're like, you ever get back flip? I

430
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,479
Speaker 1: don't understand. And podcasts are an intimate thing, like when

431
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 1: people listen there alone, they're listening to it in their

432
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: ear like it's almost would be good if we did

433
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: live podcasts and everyone had on headphones and close their eyes,

434
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: or we dim the lights so they all felt like

435
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: or we made them do the dishes at their tables.

436
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: You know those raves, those raves where they it's like

437
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: a silent rave where they put it in the headphones.

438
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen something like that? What? Oh you

439
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 1: never saw? This is unbelievable that they did this. But

440
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: if your headphone was it was like red or blue

441
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: with delight on it. Two stand ups are doing stand

442
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: up same time on stage. They could pick who they

443
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: want to listen to. So the person on stage, if

444
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: they're bombing, they're not getting anyone. Everyone just starts listening

445
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: to it reminds me of that Rory Scobell John door

446
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: Conan where they're both booked at the same time. One

447
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: of the best, one of the best things I pull

448
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: up on YouTube whenever we're doing like at YouTube viewing, like, oh,

449
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: have you seen this? Have you seen this? Rory Scobell

450
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,360
Speaker 1: and John dor Uh did a bit where they pretended

451
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: Conan pretended that the show double booked two comedians and

452
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: he's like, so we're just gonna have them both come

453
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: out here, and so they perform at the same time,

454
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 1: and you you keep catching it teaches you that you

455
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: can't multitask because there's no way to follow both of them.

456
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: You cannot follow us two stand ups at the same time.

457
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: And they choreographing in a way that like their punchlines

458
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: hit at the funniest time. It's so funny. I mean,

459
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: I felt like last night was a perfect like mix

460
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: of leaning in the funny and talking about real ship

461
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: and probably not real as much as way more than

462
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm used to on a stage setting like way more.

463
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: It felt I just I took some chances because my

464
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: parents were in the crowd, Like they don't listen to

465
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: podcast they don't know the vibe. They're probably like Nicky's

466
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: being a downer right now talking about the stuff. But

467
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: I knew that the you know, the besties knew that

468
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: it would go to those places and like, you know,

469
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: i'd share something I learned that day or you know, uh,

470
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: some kind of helpful tip to live my live your

471
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: life better and stuff like that. But um, I yeah,

472
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: that's that's the problem for me is that people don't

473
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: And that's what I initially said, Like when I listen

474
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: to a podcast and I hear a live one is

475
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: coming up, I always skipped that one because the energy

476
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: is different because the person on stage is usually a

477
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: comic that I'm listening to, and I know that they

478
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: have it in their bones to take it up a

479
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: notch and to perform in a way that I'm not

480
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: used to on their podcast, and that they have to

481
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: keep it funnier. And for me, a podcast is about

482
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: more like intimacy, and so it takes the intimacy out

483
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: of it. That being said, it was really really fun

484
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: and we'll do it again. It was I was thinking

485
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: about after like you're done touring and then doing that

486
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: other show, then maybe doing some more live pods could

487
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: be fun, like in between, my life's just gonna stop

488
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: and open up for live podcasts suddenly. That that's what

489
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: I'll speak Andrew and I weren't fantasizing. I mean, I'm

490
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 1: surprised to No, it didn't tell you we need a

491
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: lot more listeners and to be able to fill out

492
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: a bigger room. That's a nick. I just say what,

493
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: but I would love I would love this podcast little

494
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: like the kind of that's what I wish is that

495
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: we had we I need more listeners because not because

496
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: I need them to feel good about myself, but because

497
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: I would like to just do this only and have

498
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: it be the only thing I do. And so we

499
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: for that we need a bigger audience. Yes, but so

500
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: I was thinking positively, I guess and uh, lying to myself.

501
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: But no, but like the idea of like in between,

502
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: when you're going to start doing another special, working on

503
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: another special, we just do some live pots that's all,

504
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: like for a month or two. Yeah, that's just a thought.

505
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: I think so too. But yeah, because a lot of

506
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: people do, right, Its like come to Boston, come to yes, um,

507
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: and like I mean a lot of times I've been

508
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: doing stand up shows and then the meet and greet

509
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 1: with besties is like, can I just get paid to

510
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: do this? Can I just do a meet and greet? Yeah,

511
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: well that is kind of what you do to Q

512
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: and A for thirty five minutes, you know, we you

513
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: know I mean, and then you're done. Pretty get paid

514
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: to hang out with a bunch of people. And the

515
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: McMahon does that, she like goes on trips with like

516
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: rich women to like Europe. I don't know if you

517
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: want to go to Europe or be stuck with them

518
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: in a hotel. And it's always it would always be

519
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: people who couldn't afford me that I would actually want

520
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: to hang out with, But the people that could, I'd

521
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: be like, I see what you're saying. You know, I

522
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: think the type of person that spends their money on

523
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: a celebrity hanging out with them is not probably the

524
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: person that I would want to hang out with at

525
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: the at the price that these people are listed. And

526
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: then you have to the thing is I want to

527
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: be myself. That's the problem like I'm really having with

528
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: you know, doing and not even a problem I gonda

529
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: have had a realization in l A like TV and

530
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: movies and you know all the stuff. It's just I

531
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not trying to be like I only

532
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: went real stuff, but like I kind of do. Like

533
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: I just I'm over anything that isn't really the second

534
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: I think a TikTok video is staged out, the second

535
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,439
Speaker 1: I see like even scripted shows, I'm just kind of

536
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: like it's not real, Like I just what is that

537
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: about me. I'm not trying to be like I'm better

538
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: than obviously you know, theater is not real and that's

539
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: like high brow. I'm not trying to be like high

540
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: brow about it. I just want things to be real,

541
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: and I just want you could make scripted things that

542
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: come off like Succession comes off like I like, I

543
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: can't watch Mike and Molly or whatever weird like that.

544
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: I could kind of get into Seinfeld, but i'd I'm

545
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: more of a curb guy than Seinfeld because of that.

546
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: They are like documentary, like mockumentary. Well, even when they're

547
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: doing a scene, there's not scripted lines. They're just kind

548
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: of going, They're flying by the seat of their pants,

549
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: even though it is you know, uh, not a real

550
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: conversation or whatever. But I also feel like even shooting

551
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: TV this week, Like, I just feel like I want

552
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: people at home to know that, like people aren't what

553
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 1: they seem on camp, Like someone like Jimmy Fallon is

554
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: that nice all the time and like that enthusiastic and

555
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: like just such a sweet guy. But like just having

556
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: to go from you know, I'm kind of tired and

557
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: not really feeling good or whatever, to like, hey, like

558
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: having fun. It's just like just because you know, and

559
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm playing a game show, so of course I'm gonna

560
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: do that. I'm not gonna sit there and like stare

561
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: at the floor despondently. You have to like phone it in,

562
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: but I'm just I don't want to. Here's the here's

563
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: the thing. You have the perspective of doing something where

564
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: you get to be authentic, and then something where you

565
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: have to be on and you like being authentic, and

566
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: you know that's cool that you're you're realizing what you

567
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: want to shape your career in the future to be

568
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: like yeah, and go towards things that are about like

569
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: doing these Uh. I guess I could use like Adam

570
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: Sandler as an example of like, and he might overdo

571
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: it to seem more relatable, but he'll go on with

572
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: like shorts and a T shirt and he'll just tell

573
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: a couple of stories. You could tell he's like pribab

574
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: didn't kill himself thinking about like I got to entertain.

575
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: He kind of just brings that realness to those kind

576
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: of shows where maybe, you know, maybe it's like having

577
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: to get done up and like the whole that makes

578
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: me feel good and funny. I guess it's just like

579
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm just realizing like in my relationships and like my

580
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: friendships in you know, last night before the show, I

581
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: was feeling really depressed and just like tired and hungry,

582
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: and like I did, like I think the cameras following

583
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: us around expected me before shows to be like, oh

584
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: my god, we have a live show tonight, live podcast.

585
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: They kept like kind of cutting in and going like,

586
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: how do you feel? What's your vibe? What are you

587
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,719
Speaker 1: thinking about? What are you gonna talk about? Yeah, Like

588
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: so tell us like what what what's um, what's gonna

589
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 1: be the vibe of the show tonight? Like what Like

590
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 1: they wanted some which I get like people that aren't

591
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: that don't do what do what we do might think

592
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: that we're like before a show, pumping it up. And

593
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: the thing is I would be, but I play music

594
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: that it's copyrighted, and we can't play so like I

595
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: can't just sing like the wheels on the bus go

596
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: round and round, like that's jazz me up, went off. Remember,

597
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: but before show, I'm kind of quiet. And that's why

598
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to do something where cameras followed me around,

599
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: because I wanted to show people what they think being

600
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: a comedian or being on TV is all about. Is

601
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: a lot of just not being on all the time.

602
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: And I think that even on those shows that apparently

603
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: showed like the real side of things, if you want

604
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: to see like the real side of a comedian's life,

605
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: watch uh Um Conan's documentary I Can't Stop or something

606
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like I forget the name of it,

607
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: but it's so good and it really shows like how

608
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: depressed we can be, especially someone like Conan, who you

609
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: attribute so much like enthusiasm and energy to Like, I

610
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: just felt like last night and then you said something

611
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: last night that bothered me, which was like you were

612
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: just like, well, you know, she's You're like you kind

613
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: of said to the people that were telling us to like, hey,

614
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: talking about the show, You're like, she's like like I

615
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: would be, but I can't because she's not. It's just like,

616
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: are you that would you? Like before show, would you

617
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: be like yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, Like would you Okay?

618
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,479
Speaker 1: So I felt like you were like, she's a sucking downer,

619
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: So like, I gotta go to know you said I gotta,

620
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: I gotta. You usually fall towards the energy of the other.

621
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: That's not a bad thing, but I mean, I thought

622
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: it was a scapegoat for you saying why you were

623
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: low energy? You're like, wow, this this one's bringing me down. No,

624
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I would have been like, yeah,

625
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: my show got me. I'm saying no, I match people's energy.

626
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I constantly do that. It's almost to have fault. I

627
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: hate that about myself. But I'm not gonna be like

628
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: if you're fucking going I'm bleeding, I'm sad, I'm depressed.

629
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: I was just crying for four hours. I'm not gonna go, hey,

630
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: did you see that? Not even four times? You cried

631
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: three times, but not four hours. That's there. I just

632
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: want to make I just want to make sure people

633
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: don't think I'm crying for four hours. I mean, it's

634
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: a long time to cry, and I literally I cried

635
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: three separate times for like thirty seconds. Okay, my bad,

636
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: three separate. My point is I sometimes think like I'm

637
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: just saying that, like if you're hearing all that, and

638
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: then I go, do but we gotta show but take

639
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: that frown, put it upside down. I'm not gonna be

640
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: like that. But I also like, I'm not gonna like

641
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like yeah, like I'll fall into

642
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: like whatever energy I'm getting back, Like that happens constantly,

643
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: where then I overthink that person's energy and how I

644
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: should be acting because I don't want to upset them. Yes,

645
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: that is co dependency. I'm sorry to say. I know

646
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: I have it too. I took a quiz. I took

647
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: the attached quiz last night. Yeah you should we take

648
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: it right now? Yeah, could do it in the news. Um,

649
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: what do you think I got? No, Like, what kind

650
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: of attachment style? I would say avoidant anxiously like textbook,

651
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm shocked. Yes, in a romantic relationship. Yeah, I like,

652
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: I think from what I observed, and this is not

653
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: anything negative. Like my impression was that you would be

654
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: more avoidant attached, which is when you feel like you

655
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: get into our relationship. You do things um not to

656
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: sabotage it, but just to kind of like pull away

657
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: from it. I read it last night after it was

658
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: like did the assessment, and it was like when you

659
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: get in relationships, you scare people off because you put

660
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: you are too intense and you put everything on it

661
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: and you like go to you. And that's what I

662
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: always do. I feel like people's sense like I'm like,

663
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: we're in love. Now, let's just like be in love

664
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: and this is like it when really I don't mean that.

665
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: It's just like let's just have fun. And I'm always

666
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: worried they're gonna break up with me. I'm always worried

667
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: that they're mad at me. I I'm constantly overthinking, like

668
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: like there was one I was looking up, like you know,

669
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: TikTok's about anxious attachment and there's like girl being like

670
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: you know, if they don't they can like leave you

671
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: and be like I like you so much. And then

672
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: two hours passes and you don't hear from them, and

673
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: you're like, did they remember something I said that made

674
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: them hate me? And now they now they hate me?

675
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: And like and that is not how I feel in

676
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: my friendships ever, And it's not how I feel like

677
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: and I don't. And it's not anxious like I think

678
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: they're I never think they're cheating on me. It's not

679
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: about that, ever, It's about like, did I do something

680
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: that's never going to make that? Are they if they

681
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: see something about me? Are they never gonna like me again?

682
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: And like never forgive me? I mean, I just want

683
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: to say the book Attached about attachment styles. It changed

684
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: my life just reading and understanding, um, what you're like

685
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Uh. I forget the term that they

686
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: used for the behaviors that you use to like kind

687
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: of ruin your own relationship. Uh. It's if you're going

688
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: to read any book more than the three chapters, I

689
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: would recommend that one. Okay, Yeah, I dountloaded it last night.

690
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the news and then we'll

691
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: find I want you to take the attachment quiz Andrew.

692
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say andrews avoided first. It's Thursday, folks, That

693
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: means it's Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells

694
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 1: out there, you know we are, except for Noah ratting

695
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: me out. It was not ratting, she said, was you

696
00:36:52,960 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: were more comfortable doing I'm speaking positively. You just kid

697
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: just got so scared. Yeah, well that's your mom's voice.

698
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: A man in Wyoming who was facing d U I

699
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: blames his four year old son, says the sun was

700
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: sitting on his lap and was the one driving. Oh man,

701
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: that kid's gonna have anxious attachment. I mean, can you

702
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: imagine your dad selling you out apparently racing gloves on

703
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: the kid in aviators that's none. Yeah. So the father

704
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: like got pulled over. He was getting an argument with

705
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: so maybe it's a small town where it's like, yeah,

706
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: the kids drive on your lap. And he's like, so

707
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: I was letting my kid drive, and I could see

708
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: it being like, well, there are some states where I

709
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: think the driving age is fourteen. Yeah, I mean, this

710
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: kid's got ten years to go. But I do like

711
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: that that's a good point. That still doesn't help the story.

712
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: But he had he had his other son in the

713
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: car to a fifteen year old, but he didn't blame.

714
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: I get it, like you blamed the four year old.

715
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: The four year old. I mean, it'd be funny the

716
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: person was that the dad. I'm guessing if he has

717
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: a fifteen year old, I'm gonna say it does. I

718
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: think it was okay. Can I tell you guys a

719
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: story about getting out of um like a bunch of

720
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: cops pulling my friends and I over. Yeah, please, So

721
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: I went, Um, I was going to go hiking with

722
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: two of my friends who are total like stoner's and um,

723
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: like one like to drink a lot and UM, my

724
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: friend pulls out a hash pipe and lights it up

725
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: in the car on the way there. All of a sudden,

726
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: a police car comes out, UM stops us over. It's

727
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: like highway patrol, and UM, like you know, pulls my

728
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: friends out, starts um searching in the car, finds our hash,

729
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: finds our weed. My friend had two bottles of Jack Daniels,

730
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: one of them was open, and I'm in the backseat.

731
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: You've panicked, Yes, old, I was panicked because I had

732
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: I had my dog Bruno. So then another police car

733
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: comes and you know, like we did so anyway, so

734
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: they're searching us in everything. They're like, ma'am, put your

735
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: hands on the hood of the car. Take your right hand, um,

736
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 1: put it on your bra and shake your bra out.

737
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, I'm going to get my right

738
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: and left wrong. Of course I did I use my

739
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: left hand. He's like your right hand man, your right hand.

740
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: So anyway, so they find all of our stuff. Um,

741
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: but the just shake your tits. Yeah yeah, this has

742
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: nothing to do with field, sobriety does. But they let

743
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: us go. Why I think because they didn't want to

744
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: have to deal with like if they took us to

745
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 1: like the doll or whatever, the dog, Like, what would

746
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: they do with the dog? They have to call animal patrol.

747
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: They just like so many homeless people have dogs because

748
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: to be arrested you have to call animal patrol and

749
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: stick around and wait for them. Oh wow, us out

750
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: of like something really bad. Yeah, there's been so many

751
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: times where I feel like I've been let go because

752
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: cops or not so many times, but like you you

753
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: probably there's times you have driven past or it's been

754
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: speeding in. The cop is just like just the paperwork,

755
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: like the hassle of doing this. It's like, when uh,

756
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: I got stabbed in the cop didn't ask me another

757
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: question When I said it was the dog. I literally

758
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: did that. I said it was the dog that stabbed me,

759
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: Well jumped on me and I stabbed myself. And he

760
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: goes all right, like he's like I'm not helping me, like,

761
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm not filling out this. I'm not this is my

762
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: job to investigate. He didn't ask what kind of dog.

763
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: It was nothing. Also, my buddy Rusty, remember Rusty was

764
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: driving or the other guy was driving, and Rusty was

765
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: hammered when he when he left me at the bar.

766
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: You know, we played a game called you Got Left,

767
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: and he threw Rusty into the driver's seat, and when

768
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: the cops showed up, Rusty's like, I wasn't driving because

769
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: the guy threw him in, and Rusty was so fucked up.

770
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Because this is all on film, by the way, black

771
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: and white, it's unbelievable. Like the cop camp, Yeah, it's unbelievable.

772
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: Rusty has it because they went to like court somehow

773
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: they got the film and they go the cop goes,

774
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what I told this on your I

775
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: don't so it's kind of tules. I don't get it, okay,

776
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: all right, So we used to play a game called

777
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: you Got Left, which when you're with like two or

778
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: three your friends, you leave one friend at a bar

779
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: if it's like thirty miles away from the house. This

780
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: is before Uber, this was before Yeah, it's very difficult

781
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: to get home. Yeah, yeah, cellphones were out, but yeah

782
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: when when taxis were like a thing, and so so

783
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: they left me. I got left at the bar. I

784
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: get called you got left, motherfucker? Figure it out? Oh yeah,

785
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: then you'd call and say you got last. Yeah. So

786
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 1: then I get left. I'm asking everyone at the bar.

787
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I go everyone at the bar, I go, hey, man,

788
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: do you think you give me a ride home? This

789
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: guy finally, this random dude, he's like, yeah I could,

790
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: I could drive you home. And I was like, oh thanks,

791
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: I had to go like thirty five minutes home. We're

792
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: walking to his car. He goes, hey, man, do you

793
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: mind driving my car? Because I got d y last night?

794
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 1: It's where to God? So he's drunk so he doesn't

795
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: want another one. So I'm driving, be honest, I'm not,

796
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: And I'm driving his card like ten into It's an

797
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: old Buick with like I don't even think it has

798
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: power steering. He goes to me, he goes, hey, man,

799
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: you mind smoke weed? Like what is going on? So

800
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: I drove his card to my house. He gets into

801
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: and this is all because you got left. So my

802
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: friend rush he leaves me, so he didn't you know

803
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: the game work. I got home, but Rusty drove home

804
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: with this guy named Benny King, who was an ex

805
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: convict who was was probably the biggest man, the biggest,

806
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: like this guy was in jail for a long time,

807
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: Benny King. And uh, Benny King was driving liked and

808
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: ten down the down On going back to Vera, about

809
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: an hour drive and he sees the coplights turn on

810
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: there turning around. He drives far enough where he has

811
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: a little bit of time us Rusty's like a buck thirty.

812
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: Benny's huge. You can see claw marks on the car

813
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: where Rusty was trying because Rusty was like out cold apparently,

814
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: and he just wakes up Benny King throwing him. Where

815
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: did Benny go? Like so Benny okay. So then Benny

816
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: gets into the passenger scene and he's like, dude, the dude,

817
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: the dude, like, I'm just riding this and so to

818
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: the cup gots or he pulls up and goes, son,

819
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: were you drinking? And I don't know. The Rusty right

820
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: away goes, I wasn't driving cos like behind the wheel,

821
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: like there's no dog, there's no four year old's And

822
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: he's like, now it was him. He was driving and

823
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: they're like, have you been drinking? Son? And I swear

824
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: you got Rusty goes, well, I had a couple of

825
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: bars at the beer. Oh god, Oh my god. It's

826
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever seen. And it's black and white,

827
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: so it makes it it's like Charlie Chaplin movie with

828
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: with sound and says. And then the cop of rest

829
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: Rusty goes to jail. Benny King has a warrant out

830
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: for his arrest. That's why he threw Rusty in, so

831
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: he goes to jail too. Uh, they can't prove it.

832
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 1: Rusty ends up losing his license for like five months.

833
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: Every morning I had to pick him up to go

834
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: to our real estate job. And every morning I pick

835
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 1: him up, he opened the door and I go, got

836
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: left every day every day, Hey, remember when you left me?

837
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Remember when you left me? How's that five of no car?

838
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: I go, how's those claw marks on them? Did he

839
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: finally prove that he wasn't driving? No, I just think

840
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: he took on the thing of him being shoved over. No, no, no, no,

841
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: they're not the coupled up after that. But but they

842
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: like did some kind of plea deal because there's like

843
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: fifty of them that live in that town. So they

844
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: call a friend whatever, But dude, it was story a

845
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: couple of bars at the beer unbelievable. Uh. A witch

846
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: on TikTok shares how to hex your ex genitals genitals,

847
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: and all you need to do is start with a cucumber.

848
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, that is so terrible. So you're looking at

849
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, I mean that looks like a build

850
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: your own dildo like franchise steampunk. This does look like yeah,

851
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's terrifying. It has a bunch of

852
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: nails in it, and and just like barbed wire. It

853
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: looks like what like w w F wrestlers would use

854
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: to fight. So that's how you put a spell on

855
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,479
Speaker 1: your ex as penis. Yeah, so you cut a slit

856
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: in it, and then you want to you want to

857
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: write their full name data birth on a piece of paper.

858
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: You fold it and you put it inside the slit,

859
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: and then you go to town on it with like

860
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: chili flakes, nails, uh, you know, anything that's going to

861
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: hurt their penis, and then apparently they feel to burn

862
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: on their own dip. Oh my god. Yeah, it's like

863
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: just give them her pies so much easier, go ahead

864
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: and get it and then call him up and go, hey,

865
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: you want to hook up again? Oh? Oh my god,

866
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: did I just hit you? I'm so sorry that was

867
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: me trying. I mean, what fruit would you use for

868
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: a woman? Broadcaster? Um? That is that's so disturbing. I

869
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: would I've hated some people before. I would never want

870
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: to even. I wouldn't want to do that to a vegetable,

871
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: let alone a man. I feel like that was like

872
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: hurt me as a vegan seeing that. Um, yeah, you're more.

873
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: You would do it to the guy's dick that the

874
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: cucumber would hurt. We used to do We used to

875
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: have voodoo dolls. It's hilarious. I've been hurt by a

876
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: pickle that gave me canker sores and burn my cankers.

877
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: So bring your dick over here. I write cucumb I

878
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: scrub like scratch cucumber into his dick cock. Yeah, I

879
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: wrote cute. Let's be honest. Uh no, I would never.

880
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: I would never want to hurt someone that I couldn't

881
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: do that. I couldn't do that. I mean, it's just

882
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: what do you mean you wouldn't You wouldn't like the

883
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: girl even cheated on me. I wouldn't be able to

884
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: like buy like a zucchini cut it in a vagina.

885
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: And I think it's kind of a fun thing to do,

886
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: Like it seemed like something you do it like a

887
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: sleepover with your girlfriends, something like to a spell. I've

888
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: done that before. I remember my friends wanted me to

889
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: get my period back, and so they because I had

890
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: lost it due to just like maund nourishment and like

891
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: stress and like last year, my friend the last pants

892
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: you were wearing m gonna be in there? Why didn't wait?

893
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: How old were you last year? And at Saraalina's house

894
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: in the Hampton's summon, I mean I was just like

895
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: eating mushrooms and dancing to sucking uh runaway train going back.

896
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: Like I was just having a good time period. All

897
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: my friends were like collecting berries and like you know,

898
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: a piece of impossums, uh, you know discharge. It's like

899
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. They were just going around like gathering

900
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: like nature, pieces of nature and they put it they

901
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: made like a little stew and like then we sat

902
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: in a circle and we're like summoning fucking stuff. And

903
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: I was not into it because I just casually mentioned

904
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: I hadn't at my period. My friend went off on

905
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: this whole thing of like we can get it back,

906
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, whatever, it's gonna keep you busy

907
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: for a couple of hours. And she went off and

908
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: was looking for all these ingredients and uh. And then

909
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: when we ate this dinner, like every we you know

910
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: you always had that one friend that's a little more

911
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: like food. No, it was like like we just like

912
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: did this dumb like moon ceremonies and stuff. None of

913
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: it worked, by the way. You know what worked, uh,

914
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: taking hormone supplements like going to a doctor, um, not

915
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: like making write scribbling our intentions on a piece of

916
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: paper and you know, looking up at the moon and

917
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: drinking up purple potion and holding her hands. I'm sure

918
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: it wasn't a cucumber on the peach the key to

919
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: catch up on the Yeah, yeah, that's that. That was it.

920
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: We had to sacrificing my friend's dog was fun, but

921
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what brought it back. But it

922
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: was cool and there was blood, a lot of it

923
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: and now uh and a lot of fur, which did

924
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: not remind me of my pussy at all. Um. But yeah,

925
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: you know you have the friend that's a little bit

926
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: more like new aging. And so we were eating this

927
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: meal before we like before we broke that bread. Like

928
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: my friends all made like a dish. I didn't do

929
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: anything because I don't cook, but my friends were making

930
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: this meal. And then my one friend was like everyone

931
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: like say what you brought to the table and how

932
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: it's going to give Nikki her period? And I was

933
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: like I need to say, like no, like we're not

934
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: doing this, like I don't want anything. I don't want

935
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: this to be about me, like couscous has nothing to

936
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: do with my poosh boos, like let's just fucking eat.

937
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: I was getting so uncomfortable with it. But friend only

938
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: meant well, and she's very like, you know, like to

939
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: talk to them the mother moon and like you know

940
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: and retrograde and we're all connected. But which I'm into

941
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: that stuff. But I when it becomes too much about

942
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: me and my period and like how I've just started,

943
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: it's pretty much like let's just talk about on Nikki,

944
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: like can't take care of ourselves as a woman. It

945
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: just like became more like I think this is all

946
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: about you guys and your obsession with your fertility. I

947
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: don't give a funk. I'm not want kids. You all do,

948
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: and you're making this about that, And I should have

949
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: just I didn't get mad about it, but that I

950
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: realized everything's projection, Like I should have just let it

951
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: happen and be like, listen, this is about them, not me.

952
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't need to you know, a lot of times

953
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:42,959
Speaker 1: I just wish that I would get to that point faster. Yeah,

954
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: just like knowing that when I get mad at people

955
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,919
Speaker 1: about stuff, like I can just go this is their ship,

956
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: not mine, Like I don't need to confront them and

957
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: try to make them understand that or or make them

958
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: feel bad about what they're doing, Like they already feel bad.

959
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: That's why they're doing this. And just know that even

960
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: if like they don't know it, because that's the thing.

961
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: I sometimes tell my friends, like it's not about you,

962
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: that's her ship, and they're like, but she thinks it's

963
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: about me. It's like, yeah, she'll never she doesn't. If

964
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: she knew it was about her, she'd know it. She

965
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: doesn't have the capability of knowing and the idea of

966
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: like whenever they're like I'm so worried about your period,

967
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: it's like you just don't want to think about your

968
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: own problem, So then you put it all in your

969
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: worried about your period and the fact that you are

970
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: getting it and you don't want to get it because

971
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: you want to be pregnant. And I mean, that's really

972
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: what it is. Women my age are obsessed with their fertility,

973
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: and I get a lot of it projected onto me,

974
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: especially when I wasn't getting my period. They're like, we're

975
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: so worried about you. It's like, I know you're going

976
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: through stress right now. I'm not. I'm actually loving this

977
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: little break. Have so much blood in you, then it

978
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: doesn't build up. Okay, let's take a quick break and

979
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: we'll come back with our weekly Supports moment. It's time

980
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: are my favorite segment of the week, kicking It's the

981
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: weekly sports Moment gears Andrew's weekly sports moment, all Right.

982
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: In a recent interview, Joe Buck We Love Him, admits

983
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: he really called a breath farve winning touchdown while peen

984
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: in a bottle. I don't mind it, I love it.

985
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: I love Joe Bucks. Truth. So I didn't understand the

986
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: quote very well. The trash can thing was a little okay,

987
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, he was saying, how he was peeing into

988
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: a trash can and somebody handed him a bottle, So

989
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: was it mid stream? Did he have to cut it off? Fact,

990
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: that's that's what I gathered. I gathered as he was

991
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 1: peaning a trash can, which and then the game started.

992
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: Maybe the game started a little quicker or like, I

993
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: don't know, something happened where he had this move from

994
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: the trash into a bottle. Should we call him and

995
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: get the true story? You're gonna have to or yeah,

996
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: or the next time you guys go to dinner. Now,

997
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: I've never called him, and if he can just clear

998
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: this up first, really quickly, only working Thursday world, always

999
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: working all the time, no matter what. But if we

1000
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: can get Joe Buck on the phone to confirm what

1001
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: happened with the trash can story, I've never called him.

1002
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: It's gonna probably not go well. Mm hmm, please pick up,

1003
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: Please pick up, there's no g forwarded it. Hold on,

1004
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to send him a voice moment. Maybe you'll

1005
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: get back to us before the end of the show. Um,

1006
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 1: hold on one, seck. Should I try him? Hey, Joe,

1007
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: it's uh, It's NICKI Glazer. I'm on air right now

1008
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: and we're covering a story of you peeing in a

1009
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: bottle or a trash can. We're not sure how this

1010
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: all went down. We know it involved both containers. Were

1011
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: wondering if you're peeing in the trash can and then

1012
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: someone handed you a bottle, or if it started with

1013
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: the bottle that it overflowed and you went over the

1014
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: trash can. If you clear this up for us, we

1015
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Just send me back a voice memo,

1016
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: give me a call. Um, love to hear from you.

1017
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: We know that you're you are not busy, and you're

1018
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: just there's no game on right now. Um, so please

1019
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: get back to us. It's not like you have anything

1020
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: else to do, all right, Um? Yeah no, but I

1021
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: love the dedicated Yeah yeah, I mean it fills up

1022
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: so much faster than you think it's going to fill up.

1023
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't get it. You drink a Gatorade and then

1024
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: you've got three Gatorades in you. Yeah, that's so weird.

1025
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: Whenever I've had to pee into a container, it's or

1026
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: like a cup at the doctor's office. Um, it's so warm.

1027
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 1: You know. I was going to make some joke about

1028
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: like just like peeing in a doctor's office, but not

1029
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: for that reason. Yeah, because that's how you pay him,

1030
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: because he's a perv um. I it always fills up

1031
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: so fast. It's so much more water than you think it's. Uh,

1032
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: you gotta pick the right container as a guy, I

1033
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: don't know how it is as a woman. I mean,

1034
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: I gotta think you can have a big nozzle because

1035
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: you don't know where it's like a cup. Yeah, Like

1036
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: you got to have no idea where your piss comes from.

1037
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: I mean I have a slight idea, but it's like

1038
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: I've said before, it's like you know a cave wall,

1039
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: Like you just see like water trickling down, but you're like,

1040
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 1: where's the spot when? And then a bad appears when

1041
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: you piss, does it it doesn't? Does it hit the

1042
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: walls or does it stream straight through? Um? It depends

1043
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 1: on like the pressure. So if it's like a trickle,

1044
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: it does have enough pressure to come out because it's

1045
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: it has stuff around it generally, I guess do you

1046
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: feel the same way? Um? I had to write down

1047
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: a queue and I wasn't paying attention. When you pee,

1048
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 1: it doesn't trickle. It depends on the pressure whether or

1049
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: not it goes down your leg or it comes out. Also,

1050
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: it depends like how tight my underwear are? You know

1051
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: your underwear? Yeah, no, I know, but like if they

1052
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: were tight on me and like I pull them and

1053
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: just like pe really quickly, there's no time for everything

1054
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: to like spread, you know what I mean? What if

1055
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: it's too much? No, I feel like if you're underwear

1056
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: tight and everything's up there, yeah, there's no time for

1057
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: it to spread, so then it will trickle out the cave. Yes,

1058
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: got it? Got it? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Nope, she's right.

1059
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: I agree with her. I said, I know what you meant.

1060
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: At first, I was very confused. Well, and she said

1061
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: it depends on how tight, And I was like, where's

1062
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: this sentence going? Like if you're pussy is tight? Has

1063
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: nothing to do something if you pee after you masturbate

1064
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: or something your peaking like spray in weird ways, because

1065
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: I think the pump can dry and create like block

1066
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: edge and then it'll go. It's like when you hold

1067
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: the end of a hose. Yes, yeah, it's kind of

1068
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: like that. All right, Well, that was a great sports moment. Yeah, yeah,

1069
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: we learned a lot. Let's get a fan thrack, shall we?

1070
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: What you're cocking your own ast god? Oh my god.

1071
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: All right, Oh Luigi likes you know. I love him

1072
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: up to you. All right, This first one is from Okay,

1073
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: this first one is from Ariel. Sorry, Luigi, I don't

1074
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: want to hate you with my computer. Oh my god,

1075
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: this is such a process. Okay, okay, Hey, so sorry,

1076
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm sounds like hi and my sister's act because I

1077
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: just wanted this really quickly. But I was just watching

1078
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: you on YouTube. And you guys should have a name

1079
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: of this podcast, the Nicest Legs Podcast, Got the Nicest Legs. Yeah,

1080
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Oh my god, that's so nice. Ariel,

1081
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: thank you. Um yeah, I got my dad's legs. Dad

1082
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: has hot legs, no hair on his legs. Every well,

1083
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: we're not much, I think when you get older, like disappears. Now.

1084
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: My dad's like a pretty hairless guy, but he definitely

1085
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: his hair on his legs. And uh yeah. People always

1086
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: ask me what I do to work out, and I

1087
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: run four miles every two weeks. From my genetic disposition,

1088
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: Um no, I don't. It's there just the way I

1089
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: was born. And um but you know that's not me

1090
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: being like I just don't I'm not gonna lie to

1091
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: you and say here's my leg work out. I don't

1092
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: have one. I just don't. Yeah, they're beautiful, thanks, thank you.

1093
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: It's the only thing that comes easily to me. And

1094
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: it's not me trying to brag. But I don't have

1095
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,439
Speaker 1: a specific workout, but I do run four miles every

1096
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: about every two weeks. Now, okay, let's get to the

1097
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: next one. You're gonna love this from Brooke. Oh and

1098
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: I take the stairs not because, um of like, because

1099
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work out, but because I read something

1100
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: recently that said that you should take the stairs because

1101
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 1: someday you're not going to be able to and you'll

1102
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: miss all the time. She should have taken up because

1103
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna get older. So that's why I take the stairs. Okay,

1104
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: what's up Brooke. Hey, Yeah, so funny stories that I

1105
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: had to share with you. I'm driving along, listen to

1106
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: the pod as I do, um, and this guy is

1107
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: tailgating me. Um. You know, he goes around me pretty

1108
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: sure he was already a flip me off, And like,

1109
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: as I was looking at him, and I was gonna, like,

1110
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: you know, give a little road ridge player, I hear

1111
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: the Nikki's mom go just kid busted up, laugh like

1112
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: this guy saw me just like some laugh into his

1113
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: face and it made it all better. So yeah, she

1114
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: was driving and listening to the podcast. The guy was

1115
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: tailgating behind her, and when she was going to flip

1116
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,439
Speaker 1: him off, when he was just kidding. Oh my god.

1117
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: In case one right now is about to scream with

1118
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: their kids or kick their dog. Ji wait, Joe Buck

1119
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: brought us back. But let's finish this voice message from Brooke. Okay,

1120
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: not just in that instance, but all the time. Thanks

1121
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: for doing really appreciate the podcast and the serious chats

1122
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: you guys have. I think those are really beneficial for me. Um.

1123
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: I talked so much about the podcast that my friends

1124
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, Nick says, so they know who you

1125
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: are now anyway, Um, thank you so much again. Thank

1126
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: you Brooke. Brooke is one of my favorite names. It's

1127
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: so Chris. Okay, Joe Buck, Joe Brook send us a

1128
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: message back. I should make you buy my book so

1129
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: that you know the real story to make twenty six dollars,

1130
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: but already bought it. I'll just tell you that I

1131
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: was in Milwaukee, where the Green Bay Packers used to

1132
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: play a home game every year, and the booth was

1133
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: so far away from the bathroom that I was stuck

1134
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: in the half wooden end and I made everybody get

1135
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: out of the booth. And I was wearing a parka.

1136
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: It was freezing, and uh, a guy had handed me

1137
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 1: like a little water bottle and I knocked that away

1138
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: because you know, at that point, AIM is everything. And

1139
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: then plastic. They brought over a trash can and got

1140
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: it and a little bit of stage fright and up

1141
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 1: once I started going while the commercial break ended, came

1142
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: back and a touchdown happened, and I gotta do what

1143
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 1: you gotta do, beauties of Live TV. Oh and the

1144
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,479
Speaker 1: reason I tell you I had a park is because

1145
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: once I en zipped it, it was like a long coat. Uh.

1146
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: I had my own stall. Ah. Yeah, nobody can see

1147
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: anything that's good smart except for the fans in front

1148
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: of you. I mean, like, why was I aroused during that?

1149
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean because in a way he said he has

1150
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: a very wide cock. Well yeah, he's like, well, the

1151
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: bottle couldn't do the trick because Aim is everything, so

1152
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: they had to bring me a full dumpster. I think,

1153
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: I think, I think, like no, I think it's small

1154
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: water bottle. Yes, don't give him a water bottle unless

1155
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: it's a fucking nail gene. Yeah, I guess you. I

1156
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: only hear Joe buck when he's like talking like this,

1157
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: and it's like more, you know, like he's on one.

1158
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: And that was more like Joe horizontal Joe. I was

1159
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: like Joe fuck yeah, like it was erotic, right, no,

1160
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: h just do your voices and you're just like yeah,

1161
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: and everything is in this tone. And then they brought

1162
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: out the park and hypnotic is so wide. Look at

1163
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: you getting jealous of someone who accidentally may be inferred

1164
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: that they have a big deck. I'm not jealous at all.

1165
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: I hope Joe has a very wide thick cock. Andrew's

1166
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: gonna go buy a fucking watermelon after this, putting nails

1167
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 1: in its name in the crease, put a little piece

1168
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: of paper inside, so fuck Wald in it. Oh my god. Okay,

1169
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: well you get me on the world. Youriies to night,

1170
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: be like fuck my dick, my wild war dick, fuck

1171
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: my Marka. When my Parker rubs up against it hurts

1172
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: all right, two strikes? Oh yeah, it does like a

1173
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: game tonight. It's game three, game too, is last night.

1174
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, well ship, let's get the final

1175
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: all right, let me play this final voicemail from Sarah

1176
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Sarah, Nikki, my name is Sarah. I'm

1177
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: from Philadelphia. I am a treat Sarah. The reason I

1178
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: am sending you guys a voice recording today is because

1179
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: it's early Sunday, a k A day where you guys

1180
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: don't report, and I'm on my way home from my

1181
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 1: parents house is about an our drive and I'm just

1182
01:05:55,720 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: wishing I had a podcast to listen to not sorry

1183
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: podcast and went to Nicky Pod and scrolled and scrolling, scrolled,

1184
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: but every single one was played. So I don't have

1185
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: anything like Sarah. But my main reason to send in

1186
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: a reporting was Nikki. Last night, in my dream it

1187
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 1: was you and me and like a bunch of other people,

1188
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: I guess, but every other sentence was Jess kidding. So

1189
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 1: I just want to say that, you know, you guys

1190
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: are in all the best these hearts and our dreams

1191
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: and Jack, oh my god, you know what. That was

1192
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: not my favorite voicemail. It was great. I love how

1193
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: she said it just kidding. I love when people have

1194
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: dreams that I'm in because I just feel like that

1195
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: means I'm doing something right, like like I'm I'm then

1196
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: we really are friends and that's so cool. I Um,

1197
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: I love you so much, Brooke, Sarah and um Ariel

1198
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: and Joe buck Um for calling into the show. Joe

1199
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 1: fuck um so nice and I love the people are

1200
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: loving just kidding. I mean, it really is the thing

1201
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: my mom says all the time after she says anything,

1202
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: and she was she had I think she must have

1203
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: had a drink last night or something, because she even

1204
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: said to me, she goes, I think you think I'm drunk,

1205
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: And I think maybe she was just in a good

1206
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: mood because they didn't have booze last night. She gets

1207
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: nervous when you know she had to you know, sing

1208
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: or like the question thing. But when she gets nervous

1209
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: and like she's she's her body best, she really is. Wait,

1210
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: what did she handles stress with grace? Yeah? She does.

1211
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: She's getting so much more confident to when I asked

1212
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: her to do the podcast the day that you weren't

1213
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 1: able to when you were in Charleston. Um. Usually when

1214
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: I call her up to do something, it's like, what

1215
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: am I They don't want me to do that. What

1216
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? Well,

1217
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: what are you going to ask me? Nick? I don't

1218
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be good. And this time I was

1219
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: like I was on a run and I was trying

1220
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: to get it all figured out, and I just called

1221
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 1: my mom like hey, Mom, h can you do the

1222
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: podcast more? And she goes, yeah, that's fun. And I

1223
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 1: was like what, Like I always called her on a

1224
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: run so I could be like I can't talk by

1225
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 1: and she was just so fast, like yes, now she's

1226
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: like confident. Oh now she talks to me every time

1227
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: I see her. Really, she'll go, who's taking your spot?

1228
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 1: Who got laugh? Who got laugh? Thank you guys so

1229
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 1: much for listening to the podcast this week. We will

1230
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 1: be back next week. We always are. Sorry we won't

1231
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 1: be there on Sunday, Sarah, but we'll be thinking about you.

1232
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: And there's always um there's other podcasts out there, but

1233
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 1: you know, just go back and listen to another one

1234
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: of these, an old one. And I'm constantly appearing on podcasts.

1235
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: I actually just appeared on My by Alex by the

1236
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: Alex podcast. Um forget the name of it, but my

1237
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 1: A M A Y M IF you search on podcasts.

1238
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: Getting a lot of good feedback about that one. It

1239
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: was a really fun show and a lot of new fans.

1240
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: I felt like I really brought this you know, Nikki

1241
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 1: Glazer podcast energy to that. So if you're up for

1242
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,759
Speaker 1: something to listen to and you miss us this weekend,

1243
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: you can go check that out. You can always check

1244
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,720
Speaker 1: out Puddles with Andrew Collin, that's his podcast and um

1245
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 1: and we were on YouTube now with this podcast. Yeah,

1246
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 1: te subscribe and write right nice comments and everyone out there,

1247
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 1: if you love the pod, tell five people over the

1248
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: next two weeks. Let the word know because we will

1249
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 1: come and do a live show in a few months

1250
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 1: and Nikki can quit everything else. Yeah, I mean, like,

1251
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just like if you know that

1252
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 1: something and you're like brings you joy and you like

1253
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: it's not like a thing that only you would like,

1254
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: Like if this actually has improved your life or made

1255
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 1: you feel less lonely, like give the gift to someone else.

1256
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 1: And I'm not asking for that for selfish reasons, I

1257
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 1: really am not. Like, if they is anything in your

1258
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: life that you enjoy and you can give to people,

1259
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,919
Speaker 1: like if you're able to give like really good foot massages,

1260
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: and there's someone in your life who like their joy

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Speaker 1: is totally based on whether or not someone touching right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you have the ability to give

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Speaker 1: someone joy and you withhold it, that's weird. Um, So

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Speaker 1: just give and give and give and do something nicer

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Speaker 1: something today. If it's recommending our pot, if it's giving

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Speaker 1: you a dollar to the homeless person, if it's just

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Speaker 1: not flicking someone off when they cut you off or tailgate.

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Speaker 1: You just kidding, But seriously, we love you so much.

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Speaker 1: And um and I'm not Jikin, so uh, don't be

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Speaker 1: cad Jack. I can't believe that jet skin