Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durrand, Elvis durand phone tapp.
Speaker 2: Yes, I get so excited when Danielle delivers a phone tap. Thanks,
Speaker 2: it's the perfect gift, Uh, Danielle, what's your phone tap
Speaker 2: all about? Today?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So Michelle's mom and dad own one of those old
Speaker 1: school mom and pop pharmacies that you don't see very often,
Speaker 1: but they still have one in the neighborhood. So she says,
Speaker 1: they get weird phone calls all the time, but they're
Speaker 1: the nicest people and they always stay on the phone
Speaker 1: and try to help.
Speaker 2: So I call them with a problem.
Speaker 3: Well, here we go, Daniel's phone tap. Let's listen in here.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 3: Sure pharmacy can help you?
Speaker 1: I at a hop pepper. There's something you.
Speaker 3: Could give me, calmly explained to me. What happened?
Speaker 1: Holy played tooth or dare with my friends? They dare
Speaker 1: to eat the top pepper and I hate it. Now
Speaker 1: my mouth is on bio.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, that usually diminishes within a few minutes.
Speaker 1: It's been a half an hour and I can't And
Speaker 1: I tried water, I tried milk, I tried everything, and
Speaker 1: nothing is working.
Speaker 3: All right, Just calm down, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: So hot.
Speaker 3: Has this ever happened to you before? You No, I
Speaker 3: never have.
Speaker 1: Eaten a hot pepper before. But they dared me and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I didn't want to truth, I
Speaker 1: want to dare and then I ate the hot pepper
Speaker 1: and this is what's happening.
Speaker 3: All right, Look, it's gonna be fine. Just calm down.
Speaker 3: I think a big part of the problem is you're
Speaker 3: getting very anxious, and that's that's exacerbating this.
Speaker 1: But my mouth is on fire.
Speaker 3: It's not on fire. I mean you're you're obviously in
Speaker 3: some pain and not any help.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna callse somebody.
Speaker 3: Else, Sarah the pharmacy. Can I help you? I ate
Speaker 3: a hot.
Speaker 1: Pepper and my mouth is on fire and I need.
Speaker 3: To know what to do. You've talked about this. Do
Speaker 3: you deliver it delivered? There's nothing to deliver here. You've
Speaker 3: just had some hot pepper. It's going to go away.
Speaker 3: I need an ointment or something. There's no ointment for
Speaker 3: you here. Look, you could take a ti spoonful of
Speaker 3: olive oil, swish it in your mouth and then spin
Speaker 3: it out. At might help.
Speaker 1: Okay, Can you delivered the olive oil.
Speaker 3: Please, We're a pharmacy, not a supermartin. We don't have
Speaker 3: that sort of thing. On a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 3: where are you fifteen? It can't be that way. Fifteen
Speaker 3: your arm would be off here. God's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's hurt, so bad.
Speaker 3: Look, ma'am, I can't do anything else for you. If
Speaker 3: you're hurt, just go to the emergency room at your
Speaker 3: local hospital. I'm sure they can help you out. It's
Speaker 3: not a big deal. This is not a life threatening situation.
Speaker 1: Can you pick me up?
Speaker 3: I don't have a car. I can't pick you up.
Speaker 3: I'm here at the pharmacy. They'll call nine one, they'll
Speaker 3: send it an ambulance. Pepper mouth. The pharmacy can help you.
Speaker 3: I hate hot pepper and I really need help. I
Speaker 3: can't give you any more time. I just I think,
Speaker 3: just you go to the hospital. I don't know what's
Speaker 3: going on. It's good. Some crazy lady over here, that's ma'am.
Speaker 2: You've been calling here all morning, and we've been trying
Speaker 2: to give you advice. We've been trying to be patient,
Speaker 2: but if you're in this much pain, you need to lost.
Speaker 3: She's a nuts. Just hang up on her.
Speaker 2: And now I have to go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 2: I'm afraid, but I certainly can't help you with that, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Good luck to you, Tarna, she can help you fire.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I really don't have time for this today. All right,
Speaker 2: they're very busy here. You're harassing.
Speaker 3: Cut it.
Speaker 2: I don't even believe you anymore. This is gotta be
Speaker 2: some sort of joke.
Speaker 1: My butt really hurts because I went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: after eating a hot beer.
Speaker 2: About what came out of here. And if you call what,
Speaker 2: I'm going to call the police. Understand, the police.
Speaker 1: Don't care that my butt's on fire.
Speaker 2: I don't care if you're on fire. I gotta line
Speaker 2: at the door. I don't have time for your ass
Speaker 2: and your pepper and your mouth and you streaming topic.
Speaker 2: Go to the hospital or go back to class or
Speaker 2: whatever it is you've been ditching the call at Verassa.
Speaker 1: I'm still having a lot of problems, and I don't
Speaker 1: know how I told you to stop calling here.
Speaker 3: Stop calling here, Let's call the police.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the police. If you want to stand
Speaker 2: the line, that's your business. But calling the police right now, I've.
Speaker 3: Got to report this complaint. Last forty five minutes. This
Speaker 3: person's been calling.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. Well I told you
Speaker 2: we were going to call the call, you know, because
Speaker 2: it's a phone tap.
Speaker 1: This is Daniel Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Shows.
Speaker 3: Your daughter wanted us to play tap on your phone.
Speaker 2: Tom put the phone down, Michelle called the radio station,
Speaker 2: and Adam put a phone tap on it.
Speaker 3: A phone tap. Yeah, for Christ's sake, Hang on a second.
Speaker 3: I'm really starting a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: He's hanging up with them.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I got to be Elvis.
Speaker 3: Durant's phone tap.
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