WEBVTT - Hot Pepper is Burning My Mouth

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durrand, Elvis durand phone tapp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I get so excited when Danielle delivers a phone tap. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the perfect gift, Uh, Danielle, what's your phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>all about? Today?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So Michelle's mom and dad own one of those old

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<v Speaker 1>school mom and pop pharmacies that you don't see very often,

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<v Speaker 1>but they still have one in the neighborhood. So she says,

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<v Speaker 1>they get weird phone calls all the time, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>the nicest people and they always stay on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and try to help.

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<v Speaker 2>So I call them with a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here we go, Daniel's phone tap. Let's listen in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure pharmacy can help you?

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<v Speaker 1>I at a hop pepper. There's something you.

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<v Speaker 3>Could give me, calmly explained to me. What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy played tooth or dare with my friends? They dare

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<v Speaker 1>to eat the top pepper and I hate it. Now

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth is on bio.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, that usually diminishes within a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a half an hour and I can't And

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<v Speaker 1>I tried water, I tried milk, I tried everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>nothing is working.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Just calm down, it's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>So hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Has this ever happened to you before? You No, I

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<v Speaker 3>never have.

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<v Speaker 1>Eaten a hot pepper before. But they dared me and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to. I didn't want to truth, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to dare and then I ate the hot pepper

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<v Speaker 1>and this is what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Look, it's gonna be fine. Just calm down.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a big part of the problem is you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting very anxious, and that's that's exacerbating this.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mouth is on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not on fire. I mean you're you're obviously in

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<v Speaker 3>some pain and not any help.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna callse somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Else, Sarah the pharmacy. Can I help you? I ate

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<v Speaker 3>a hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Pepper and my mouth is on fire and I need.

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<v Speaker 3>To know what to do. You've talked about this. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you deliver it delivered? There's nothing to deliver here. You've

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<v Speaker 3>just had some hot pepper. It's going to go away.

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<v Speaker 3>I need an ointment or something. There's no ointment for

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<v Speaker 3>you here. Look, you could take a ti spoonful of

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<v Speaker 3>olive oil, swish it in your mouth and then spin

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<v Speaker 3>it out. At might help.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Can you delivered the olive oil.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, We're a pharmacy, not a supermartin. We don't have

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<v Speaker 3>that sort of thing. On a scale of one to ten,

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<v Speaker 3>where are you fifteen? It can't be that way. Fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>your arm would be off here. God's so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hurt, so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, ma'am, I can't do anything else for you. If

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<v Speaker 3>you're hurt, just go to the emergency room at your

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<v Speaker 3>local hospital. I'm sure they can help you out. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not a big deal. This is not a life threatening situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you pick me up?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a car. I can't pick you up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here at the pharmacy. They'll call nine one, they'll

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<v Speaker 3>send it an ambulance. Pepper mouth. The pharmacy can help you.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate hot pepper and I really need help. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't give you any more time. I just I think,

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<v Speaker 3>just you go to the hospital. I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on. It's good. Some crazy lady over here, that's ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been calling here all morning, and we've been trying

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<v Speaker 2>to give you advice. We've been trying to be patient,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you're in this much pain, you need to lost.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a nuts. Just hang up on her.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I have to go to the bathroom, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid, but I certainly can't help you with that, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck to you, Tarna, she can help you fire.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't have time for this today. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>they're very busy here. You're harassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Cut it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even believe you anymore. This is gotta be

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of joke.

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<v Speaker 1>My butt really hurts because I went to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>after eating a hot beer.

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<v Speaker 2>About what came out of here. And if you call what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to call the police. Understand, the police.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't care that my butt's on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if you're on fire. I gotta line

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<v Speaker 2>at the door. I don't have time for your ass

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<v Speaker 2>and your pepper and your mouth and you streaming topic.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the hospital or go back to class or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it is you've been ditching the call at Verassa.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still having a lot of problems, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I told you to stop calling here.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop calling here, Let's call the police.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call the police. If you want to stand

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<v Speaker 2>the line, that's your business. But calling the police right now, I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to report this complaint. Last forty five minutes. This

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<v Speaker 3>person's been calling.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no no no. Well I told you

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to call the call, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Daniel Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Your daughter wanted us to play tap on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom put the phone down, Michelle called the radio station,

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<v Speaker 2>and Adam put a phone tap on it.

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<v Speaker 3>A phone tap. Yeah, for Christ's sake, Hang on a second.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really starting a misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 2>He's hanging up with them.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to be Elvis.

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<v Speaker 3>Durant's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>True warded with permission granted by all of Party Space

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show