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Speaker 1: Right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 1: This is something special for the birthday.

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Speaker 3: Boy, this is special, Shirley. You know this is a

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Speaker 3: great day today. My uncle has turned sixty eight years old, strong,

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Speaker 3: and uh, this has to be at least oh my god,

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Speaker 3: fifteen plus when you all.

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Speaker 4: Agree, fifteen plus here at least not long ago.

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Speaker 3: I think so, miss Shirley.

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Speaker 5: I think so.

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Speaker 3: All the time.

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Speaker 4: And I had to get somebody in on it, because

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Speaker 4: of course my uncle knows all my voices and I

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Speaker 4: wouldn't be able to just directly get him like that.

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Speaker 4: So I had to you know, I had to put

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Speaker 4: I had to put some put some work in on

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Speaker 4: this one. But this right here is the greatest. Well,

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Speaker 4: Thomas Miles, nephew, Tommy pranks his uncle.

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Speaker 1: Look at your uncle's face.

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Speaker 3: Why are you mad?

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Speaker 1: What's the problem?

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Speaker 4: What I'm talking to?

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Speaker 5: Listen to this right now that he's telling on everybody,

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Speaker 5: he's kitching on there. He got nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: Man, That ain't my book? Does his damn book?

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Speaker 5: Put him on the phone here, I'm gonna tell him

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Speaker 5: I ain't.

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Speaker 2: He started Steve, he ain't running about you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah he did. He had told on me, He's had

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Speaker 5: told all my boy, he's telling on everybody. Man.

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Speaker 2: He goes his book. Ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: but this book, dude.

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Speaker 5: Got something to do with me because everything the state

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Speaker 5: don't run. If he was growing up from the hood

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Speaker 5: telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this, he had

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Speaker 5: to go somewhere and sit down. I know.

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Speaker 2: No, you gotta be did right with your girl.

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Speaker 5: Yes, if he's stowing my girl, he ain't got no

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Speaker 5: business coming in my house in my car telling every

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Speaker 5: damn thing.

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Speaker 2: So hello, Hello, who who is this boy?

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Speaker 5: Is that older man?

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Speaker 2: This Steve Harvey? Who is this?

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Speaker 5: This is chun t man. Listen here, man, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna fall with your nephew. And I'm just saying this

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Speaker 5: to you, Steve. Okay, hold up to your dude. I

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Speaker 5: see you in the front of assence, I see you

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Speaker 5: on the on the family field on your radio show.

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Speaker 5: So why don't you go somewhere and sit down and

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Speaker 5: quit telling on everybody. I mean, if I'm everything, Steve,

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Speaker 5: I'm righting the car with my family. I gotta tell

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Speaker 5: my radio off because you telling game. We grow sticking together.

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Speaker 5: If I run in the middle gang to make my

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Speaker 5: eends me or whatever it is, that's my business. You

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Speaker 5: ain't got a on me.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold, old woman. First of all, I don't

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Speaker 2: know who you are.

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Speaker 5: I know you don't, but I know who you are

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Speaker 5: and we.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the show her first thing you gonna do, though,

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Speaker 2: back up a little bit dull because you're talking to me.

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Speaker 2: Clays and Steve.

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Speaker 5: Ain't nobody scared of you because you got money on this.

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Speaker 2: Ain't got nothing to do with no money. And I

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Speaker 2: ain't going to be too many. But listen, put wan.

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Speaker 5: I just ensure your life. You find the perfect white

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Speaker 5: No you, you find the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's good. God, goodmans.

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Speaker 2: Hold don't put God in this. Love God out of this,

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Speaker 2: because you ain't calling from the God. Ain't gonna see

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Speaker 2: people killing me with that part right there. God bless you.

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Speaker 2: Don't know God, you don't want God bless me because

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Speaker 2: you're talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.

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Speaker 2: But since you talking crazy to me, let me turn

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Speaker 2: you onto something you want that running game, that's your problem.

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Speaker 5: Run your game.

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Speaker 2: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what

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Speaker 2: I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing

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Speaker 2: what you want to do, like you all in this

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Speaker 2: right here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to empower somebody. I don't give a damn bout you. Man,

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Speaker 2: see how you want to feel about me. But what

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Speaker 2: you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me like

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Speaker 2: you Clay, because I ain't plaiting the steven.

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Speaker 5: Let me make the player field fair. Okay. You got

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Speaker 5: the airwaves, you got the microphone, you got the ability

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Speaker 5: to touch a lot of people. Okay, and you're just

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Speaker 5: telling you're on walkie talking them.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold up, This ain't got nothing to do

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Speaker 2: with the airways. This ain't got nothing to do with

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Speaker 2: the media. This just me and you talking. I talk

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Speaker 2: to you personally. Personally, me and you can talk anybody want,

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Speaker 2: even I don't like me in there called you talking

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Speaker 2: all this yet seeous people like you, man, dog you

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Speaker 2: while a book in the first place, because you're always

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Speaker 2: somewhere trying to act like you something that you in.

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Speaker 2: Now you got the sauce on the phone. Now you're

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Speaker 2: trying to mention about money into me. This just me

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Speaker 2: and you, just two men talking, not what you want.

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Speaker 5: And if there's two men men talking there, from one

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Speaker 5: man to another, why don't you get go for where

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Speaker 5: and sit down and quit telling?

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Speaker 2: First of all, I ain't even got to sit down.

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Speaker 2: You already doing nothing as it is. See the sow.

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Speaker 2: Did somebody go out and do something? Trying to do

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Speaker 2: something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wab

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Speaker 2: like you sitting up in here man wanting to go

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Speaker 2: sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, No, damn well,

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Speaker 2: you can't mince me with that. I say what I

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Speaker 2: want to say. And who are you anyway? You ain't

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Speaker 2: even doing.

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Speaker 5: Nothing and want tell me I ain't doing nothing. I

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Speaker 5: tell you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.

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Speaker 5: And every time I take a step, you take two steps.

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Speaker 2: I can't walng hand hand hold man, Hey, y'all kill me?

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Speaker 2: Why don't you quit trying and do something? You all

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Speaker 2: feel me?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: With that on you trying to do something? Why don't

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Speaker 2: you do something? Dog, you shouln't have been here talking

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Speaker 2: to me about what you're trying. You probably selling that

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Speaker 2: same thing to your people. You trying when evenna tie

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Speaker 2: to me and trying stuff. When you gonna do something,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing something right now, say nothing. You're talking to

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Speaker 2: me on the plow. You canna be improving your relationship

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Speaker 2: with your girl or whoever you're trying to get it

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Speaker 2: together with. But you're on the phone with me complaining

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Speaker 2: because I done wrote a book. Now, don't read the

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Speaker 2: damn books. You probably ain't read it no way, And

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Speaker 2: don't watch the TV show. You probably ain't want them

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Speaker 2: enough to pay the bid.

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Speaker 5: Nohow I love Wait a minute, jokes. You don't know

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Speaker 5: nothing about me, okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I know all about your finances? This about you as

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Speaker 2: a man. Man, you know what y'all can here, what

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Speaker 2: y'all do to me? Shre what y'all do to me?

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Speaker 2: Y'all always talking to me on an email somewhere. You're

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Speaker 2: always on the blog talking about me.

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Speaker 5: You don't even know me.

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Speaker 2: Then when you get me face to think, you want

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Speaker 2: to bring up money. This contests. Ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 2: do about money. I ain't brought the money one time.

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Speaker 2: It's about man, who Now, why don't you do that

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Speaker 2: right there?

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, No, Steve, it ain't about money now

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Speaker 5: because you got it, okay, cause your guy when you

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Speaker 5: wasn't broke, I bet that wouldn't you had one of them?

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Speaker 3: Just what?

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Speaker 2: Just what the when I was broke though I was working,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't sitting on the phone crying to some other men.

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Speaker 2: By what he making me? See it with my wife

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Speaker 2: at that time. I take a step forward, you got

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Speaker 2: me taking two step on. That's why you ain't taking step.

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Speaker 2: But I'll tell you something because you just got frank.

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Speaker 5: I'm just pre I just.

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Speaker 2: Call you back me, man, Steve, I love you.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: People was in the room.

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Speaker 2: How many people was in that room.

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Speaker 3: In the Atlanta studio?

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Speaker 4: Man, surprise, I'm surprised I didn't cuss him.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised. Yeah, yeah, well this that was that's you do.

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Speaker 1: That's actoually. This has got nothing to do with money.

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Speaker 1: This is me and you talking man to man.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about some damn man.

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Speaker 1: Every time I try to take one step, you make

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Speaker 1: me take two steps.

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Speaker 5: Boy, Man, miss me, I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: Quit trying.

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Speaker 3: Just cry.

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Speaker 1: After that, you were so happy. You shd a couple

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Speaker 1: years after that, But all them lines you were saying

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Speaker 1: uncle lines that crushed me. And though that's how you

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Speaker 1: crush your man. Let me tell you something. Even when

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Speaker 1: I was broke, I was working. I wasn't on the

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Speaker 1: phone crying to another man about what I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 3: What is your calling me?

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Speaker 4: You whining?

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Speaker 5: What's your whining? Fault?

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Speaker 2: This?

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Speaker 5: Buy money?

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Speaker 2: Just because you got money? You ain't always had money, dog,

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Speaker 2: dog dog.

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Speaker 3: When I didn't have money, I wasn't calling in on

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Speaker 3: the radio show.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you that for you. Happy birthday, Steve

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Speaker 1: coming out BlackBerry letter