WEBVTT - Hole to Hole 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:20.240 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.000 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. We are 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.800 back at it. It is a Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, another 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:42.880 dish of The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny G. 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.760 Because five nights a week, four hours a night, clearly 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.520 not enough bonus coverage. Bonus coverage here on the weekends 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.960 on Saturday. It's all about all about us, not necessarily 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.920 about anything. It's the podcast about nothing. And the great 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.280 thing about podcasting is you can do it from anywhere, 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.800 any place, anytime. We'll explain more about that coming up 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:07.240 in a little bit. But Danny G, you survived another 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:10.800 shift earlier in the week, hanging out on the overnight 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.480 there and you've got a day job and then occasionally 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.479 when Coop's away, we call you in to work overnight. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:20.080 And I'm sure that was that was wonderful for your 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:24.040 sleep pattern. Yes, sir, I in fact, I just got 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.600 done with a little road trip and I slept most 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.399 of the way to the destination because since I was 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.280 on your show Tuesday into Wednesday, I've been trying to 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.759 catch up on sleep ever since. Well worth it, as 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.080 it was a lot of fun when I pointed out 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:43.760 before that doing the overnight hours takes a toll on 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.640 the body and we should be paid more, not less 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:52.320 because of the health ramifications. And let me point out, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.680 every time I brought that up to management, I get 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.600 that response. They think that's very funny, and they pretty 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.560 much tell That's what they pretty much tell me. But 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.760 at the very least, those who work late night or 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:10.720 first shifts should at least get premium healthcare. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.959 I mean there should be something. Yeah, there's something going 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.200 on there, you know. I'm just I'm just saying. Anyway, 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.600 So on this edition to the fifth, I think if 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.800 you're a regular listener, you know how it ghost. But 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.200 maybe not maybe maybe all of a sudden we got 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.720 somebody new, you know, might be great to have a 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.760 new listener to the podcast. Boy, that would be awesome. Um. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:34.760 But anyway, so we've got Mellow Yellow, Mr Vegas, the 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:40.920 Draconian Doggie, possibly mystery ingredient, and also we'll have the 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.280 pop quiz. So we got a lot to get to. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.400 This is this is an amazing podcast. This could be 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:49.799 the greatest podcast in the history of podcasting. I mean, 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.960 this is unbelievable. There the amount of content that we 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.960 are providing, and we might even have a fight, might 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.840 even have a random fight, might break out, you never know. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:03.200 Let's get it on alright, So Mellow Yellow, We're gonna 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.800 start with it. So I mentioned this in passing on 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.160 the radio show. But it was an odd weekend this 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.920 past weekend for me because I was very close to 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.200 so Fi Stadium last week and now there was no 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.000 game at so Far Stadium. I wasn't going to be 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:25.200 my wife's grandfather, which means my grandfather in law had 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.520 a moment. There was his memorial service last weekend, right, 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:32.400 so I and the family all gathered together. Now here's 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.520 the the odd part about it, Danny, is the my 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:40.480 grandfather in law passed away in here we are in 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:45.080 two having the funeral or the memorial for for him. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:50.000 Because of COVID at the time he passed away, California, 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:53.080 there's so much red tipped they banned funerals in the 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.000 state of California. Can I have a funeral? So, I 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.240 mean can on this guy's life when he passed away, 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.520 which normally within a recent a lot of time, that's 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.760 what you normally do. And then it was scheduled at 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.760 a later date, which was I think sometimes ine. But 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:12.680 that was when COVID picked up again, and so they 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.640 shut it down again. And so finally, uh and and 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.160 some of the people in the family were a little 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.440 freaked out by it. So anyway, finally it took place 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.400 this past weekend and you know, schedule on and off again. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:26.720 So anyway, I mean it was it was cool, you know, 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.880 honor the memory of someone who uh, actually I became 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.520 pretty good friends with uh. You know, we saw him 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.000 at all the family functions on all this. But it 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.560 was like fifteen months after he passed away. I think 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.760 they do record um. But attended the memorial service and 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:45.279 included a trip to the dreaded four oh five And 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.680 as you know that that's the point of d marketion 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.200 the four or five freeway from me and I got 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:54.480 off the the highway and uh, I became bug eyed 0:04:54.560 --> 0:05:00.520 Danny because it was shantytown, USA. Man, what I saw surreal. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.680 Now I've seen home was I've lived in I lived 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.320 in Lincoln Heights in l A, which is the in 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.200 the hood, the Avenue gangs there in Lincoln Heights. I 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.040 lived there for several years, and so I've seen, you know, 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.760 I've seen bad parts of town or whatever. Things go back. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.919 This is what I saw. Oh my god, it is 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:23.120 worse than it's ever been. It's it's absolutely horrible. It's 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.680 almost like everyone said, hey, we've got a problem. We 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.880 don't know what to do. We just give up. All 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.359 the politicians, all the people that could fix it, just 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:34.520 who cares, you know, that's it. We don't have any answers. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.200 We'll just let them do whatever they want. And it 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.680 was the revelation was the mellow yellow. The water bottles. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.360 I saw a lot of water bottles all over near 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:52.680 the shanty town, which we're yellow. Yeah. And here's what 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.080 I don't understand any like my experience with them. If 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:58.240 you're homeless, one of the advantages is the planet is 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.800 your toilet. You know, you can go any where. Why 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.960 why would you I don't understand the whole water bottle thing. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.120 What are you trying to save it? You're going doc 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.200 Mike on us and maybe you want to beverage later 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.320 and maybe you're gonna drink it later. I don't understand 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.599 that part of it. I don't get it. Guessing it's 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:20.480 because in the early cold hours of the morning, maybe 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.640 you want to stay in your half made tent. Maybe 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.080 some some were saying, I don't know as you were. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.720 Somebody else said that it was because of Uber, like 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:32.600 was Uber drivers, But it wasn't Uber. It was at 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.080 it was at a homeless encampment, like right, So I 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.960 don't think it was Uber drivers. You know, I've got 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.880 some urine in the bottom, so let me drop it 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:43.120 off at the shantytown as I'm driving through. I don't 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:46.080 think that was going on. That wasn't me. That's gross. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:49.040 So somebody thinks Uber drivers all go to the bathroom 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.080 and water bottles. Uh. Somebody, I forget who it was 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.520 on the show said that that's like a thing now 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.360 in the Uber community because you're so busy to make 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.359 any you know, you got a hustle when you're doing Uber, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.560 and how do you go into water bottle? Not to 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.600 brag or anything, ban here we go, I would need 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:10.320 a big gulp cup to everything inside and not get 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:14.720 urine all over the place. Yes, Uh, well, how do 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.760 you be into the top of a water bottle? Well, 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.000 I know the the logistics of how that would work. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.240 I don't know. I think you would probably miss a 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.040 little bit and it might get on your hands and 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.440 go all over the place and all that stuff. But yeah, 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:33.120 I'm thinking even if you go hold a whole, you're 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.280 still yeah, you're still gonna have a lot of splatter, 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:40.520 I would imagine. Now, I do have a relative who 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.600 is very lazy, who claims sometimes so get up in 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.640 the middle. We all get up in the middle of night. Well, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.120 I get up in the middle of the day, go bathroom. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:53.040 And this guy claims he's he's it's too far to 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.440 walk to the bathroom, which is probably about ten feet away. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.760 So he does keep a cup, not a water bottle, 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:03.200 but a cup near his bed so he can if 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:04.600 he has to go. He don't want to get out 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:08.400 of bed, and so he just does a transferred situation. Yeah, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.480 there's all a concern for that is always what happens 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.640 if you end up late at night, you're grabbing your 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:20.720 water and you grab the wrong the wrong thing, and 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.880 all of a sudden you're like, oh, you're screaming. You're like, I, 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:31.840 oh my god. So anyway, I understand the the politicians though, Danny, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:34.480 this is interesting because the politicians in l A. I 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:38.640 was there last weekend. On Monday, they started going Defcon 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.640 one to try to clean all of that up just 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:46.320 around the Sofi Stadium area. So when the aristocrats and 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:51.040 the oligarchs show up, the top one percent of society 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.960 who are there on their private planes and all that 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.200 to go to the Super Bowl, they don't want to 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.079 have to see it. I don't know how you avoid it. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.560 Where are you putting the people? Where are you moving 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:03.880 him to? I mean, I don't get that part of it. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.040 But it's it's like sweeping the problem under the rug, 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.000 right is I haven't move him over here. It's like 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.200 a shell game. You're like, I haven't move him over here, 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.839 no problem. I didn't want to mention my my grandfather 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.760 in law, Luigi, that was his name, Luigi. This guy 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.199 is authentic Italian, by the way. Then he was born 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.880 in Italy. He grew up and he told stories about 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:28.319 you having a the family having a hide from the 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.120 the you know, Germany and all that stuff that was 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.360 going on back in those days. He wasn't lift to 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.200 be eighties six. So he lived a long time, lived 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:40.280 a good a good life, and it was very welcoming. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.040 He kind of he and his wife felt kind of 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.840 raised my my wife. So but born in Italy, came 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.000 to New Jersey like in a boat and that whole thing, 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.760 and moved l A. And the coolest thing, I don't know, 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.720 it's the coolest thing, but this guy worked in a 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.600 paint factory in l A. And all the fumes back 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.720 in the day is when they didn't really care about 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.840 the health of the employees. Uh. He ended up having 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.120 some problems because of it near the end. But he 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.360 lived a pretty healthy life until the end. But he 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:13.560 breathed a lot of toxic fumes and raised six kids 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.240 and all that. And so my plan is, I've I've 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.640 used this word a few times. It's it's something that 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.560 he used a lot, uh Grandpa Luigi, and it was 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:27.040 I've added to my lexicon. It was capech like that, 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:32.640 you know, the Italian phraseman understand. So I'll be using 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.880 that more more and more. But so that wasn't my 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.160 interesting and do you think he got a kick out 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.840 of the fact that his funeral lasted for two years? Effectively? 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.240 It was just wild day. I was sitting there. I 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.760 was like, man, because I happened to the family, all 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.040 got together, you know, he was he was not doing well. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.120 We're all there when he passed away, and I'm like, wow, 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:56.800 this is this is crazy. I mean, my dad passed away. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.559 We had we were able to have the funeral. I 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.240 guess we pulled some strings and we had the funeral 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.680 because you know, the Jewish religion, you're supposed to have 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.240 it like boom right away, you put them in the 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.160 grand boom, you don't wait, you know, and all that. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.440 But and we were able to get in. But it's 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.120 pretty pretty crazy anyway for you gonna we'll move on 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:16.720 happier things. We got Mr Vegas in in in the 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.400 house here. What is this all about? Daddy? Fill me 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.720 in on this because this podcast a little different than 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.680 the normal parts. I don't know if it sounds any 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:29.160 different anything like that, but this is a slightly slightly different. Yeah, 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.600 it may not sound any different because the way I 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:35.800 record our podcast is through a zoom conference. But I'm 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:39.480 in the second room of our two room sweet if 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.760 you will in Las Vegas. Hopefully I'm not talking so 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.320 loud that I'm waking up my party. But we jumped 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:53.079 in the car on Friday and headed to Las Vegas, Baby, Vegas, Baby. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.480 It's not exactly for fun, although we're gonna try to 0:11:56.559 --> 0:12:00.320 find some of that. My tender rowning son is in 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:04.840 a baseball tournament here thirty three miles off the strip 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.480 at Shadow Ridge High School. There he goes. So if 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.960 you want to say hello to Danny G today, if 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.680 you're listening in Vegas and you're one of the early birds, 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:17.920 you can go meet the legend Danny G at a 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:22.120 random baseball field thirty three miles away from the strip. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.480 And the question is, Dan, it's a big weekend for football. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.520 I know your Raiders aren't, and they're sorry about that, 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.080 but rams already gonna make your way to a sports book. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.520 I mean, you don't have to go to the strip there. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.000 You can go anywhere, you know. And that's a great 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.840 thing about a state that has legalized gambling, like Nevada 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.640 that was the mecca, but not the mecca anymore. You're 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.720 not in the mecca of gambling that is now New 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:46.760 Jersey for sports waging that wild New Jersey because so 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.880 many people, so many more people live and I think 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.679 New York will probably pass them by. But but at 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:55.200 last last year it was New Jersey. So that's pretty crazy. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.800 And eventually California will be a player in the game. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.840 Well here's another one, another one of those things that 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.680 got delayed because of the COVID. The plan was if 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:08.480 COVID hadn't happened, they would have already had. I believe 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:12.679 twenty was supposed to be the year it was it was. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.720 I think that was the year. I think you're right. Yeah, 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:18.400 I do remember reading that. I hope that we can 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.160 find some trouble to get into after the baseball tournament. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:26.240 It's both Saturday and Sunday in the daytime. I'll maybe 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.839 miss a little bit of Game one. I think I'll 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.560 see most of Game two on Sunday. It sounds like 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.360 all right, so maybe I'll watch most of Game two 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.120 from a sports book. I've heard you mentioned this on 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.160 the air before. There is no better place to watch 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.760 a game futures writing on a win or a loss 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.079 on that said game. Oh yeah, it's awesome, the in 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:53.240 the energy, the emotion in the sports book, especially when 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.400 it's like a full car. Now, I have not been 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.560 there on Championships Sunday where there's two games but everything's 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.600 tied together with all the prop bets and and all that. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.920 It's the what a great hustle they got at these 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.080 casinos because even if they lose. My let's say, you know, 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.240 everyone bets on the Chiefs, where everyone bets on the Bengals, 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.120 and the Bengals end up winning the game, and then 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:12.559 you know, they have to pay out all this money, 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.559 but then they make it back on the prop bets, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.439 a lot of it. They'll make back on the profits. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:20.600 So there's the multiple ways that they can win. But 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:22.600 I recommend that there's some great restaurants in Vegas, a 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.400 couple great barbecue place, there a few other Italian place. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.320 So the baseball games of the tournament start early, so 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.680 that might mean that we could squeak into a slot 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:38.240 for the Allegiance Stadium tour. Ah check put baby. I 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.440 will give you an update on that next week. Now, 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.680 I do recommend that I've not done it. I hear 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.320 it is pretty expensive actually for a stadium tour. But 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.080 I was told one of my my friends who lives 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.920 in Vegas actually as a listener and he became a pal. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.360 He text me and he said it was awesome, Like 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.520 they take you in the locker room in the press 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.800 box and like behind the scenes and they show you 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.240 everything and you can get a photo in there, and 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.560 it's like it's really cool. So I want to see 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:09.680 Mark Davis's personal barber shop. Yeah, well, well, what's the 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.520 doesn't need to like PF Change every day. You probably 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.520 go over to PF Change and you could convince him 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.600 to hire whoever you want is to coach. You might 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.280 even be the coach of the Raiders if you get 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.720 Mark Davis at the right time. But hey, why not 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:25.040 Congratulations buddy, congratulations Yeah, yeah, you are the new coach 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.760 of the Raiders and you're going who Yeah, that's exciting. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.640 Hey and shouts out to Robin Vegas. When I was 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.120 answering phones on your show the other night, I spoke 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.960 with him. He gave me a nice invite. I'm not 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.920 sure if I'm gonna have time to see him or not, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:43.200 but the Mallard militia is always very welcoming wherever we go. Yeah, 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.600 everyone's been great, and I was supposed to that's another 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.160 thing that was knocked off the list. I was supposed 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:54.480 to go to Vegas, uh in, and then the COVID struck, 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.960 And I remember Queen Roxann was very upset in Colorado. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.800 She had planned, like to get to everyone together, everyone's 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.120 gonn meet in Vegas and then we're all gonna sit 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:05.360 around and watch the draft for the first pick in 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.520 the NFL drafting. But he never got to do that, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:15.200 So damn you, Delta, and exactly all right, So now moving, 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:19.040 I got the draconian doggie Danny. Everyone loves a good 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.120 story about a dog. I think, I don't know. So 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:26.160 my beloved dog Bella has become, according to my wife, 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:30.200 a terrorist and we are the hostages at the at 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.520 the Mallard Mansion. So ever since she had a near 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:37.120 death experience bitten by a coyote a while back, she 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:41.800 has turned the Mallard Mansion into her own personal porta potti. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:44.800 Now we've talked about that in previous episodes of The 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.680 Fifth Hour. Yeah, Bella bambs. Yeah, it's a poop fest 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.440 around here, and everything is camouflaged by the color of 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:55.080 the floor matches perfectly. Could not have picked a better 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:59.800 color of the floor to match the the ship that 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.040 comes out of Bella. So it's it's made it a 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:07.399 bit of an obstacle course, as you might imagine. And 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:12.040 so but lately Bella has added something new to the 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:17.719 the recipe here and it's bark tastic and she she 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:19.919 has been chirping up a story. Now. Bella is a 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:24.760 small dog, a little lapdog, very weak. The bark is 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:28.960 very weak and the sound is annoying. And she never 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.600 used to that. We were all bragging I she never barked. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.040 It's like the most amazing dog. It's like a fake dog. 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.360 It never barked. Well, she's making up for last time 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:42.600 lost her uh. And it's sporadic and she'll bark it 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.359 like nothing. That's the like we one thing. If there's 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.400 like something legitimate to bark it, you'd be like, oh, 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.720 you gotta pass, you know, if there's something out there, 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:52.560 there's the boogeyman. She's just like barking at the at 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:58.639 the ceiling or like darkness. It's really bizarre. And so 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:00.720 the other day I was trying to sleep after the 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:04.240 show and you're going to bed a weird hours in 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:08.440 hand the guy she was such a newisance barking. I 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:13.360 finally reached my my boiling point of acts exasperation here 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:17.200 and she became a full pain in the assid Danny. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.800 And so the barking was so loud. How loud was 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:25.400 Let tell you, al right, this this barking just like that, 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.080 I wish it sounded like that. That's a masculine bark 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.840 right there. That's a good bark, right, gonna say, speed 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:36.480 that up on a tape, Yeah, exactly. She has a 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.800 high pitched voice, right, yeah, yeah, So it was so loud. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.160 I ended up that was what it sounds like, man, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.320 just like that? What is she an owl? But but 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:52.000 she it's such a such a nightmare that she was 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:56.919 barking consistently enough off and on that I ended up 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.199 with a massive headache, like front of my forehead is 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:05.000 just pulsating. Uh. And that lasted from the time I 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:08.720 woke up all the way through the overnight show that night. 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.760 And uh, it was such an inconvenience. I went online 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.680 and I picked out a bark caller. You ever used 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:19.560 a barque caller before? Never? I had never used this either. 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.080 But we heard from somebody this is the way to 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:26.640 do it. And so we are doing and going Draconian doggie. 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:32.440 We're doing Draconian doggie and it's a special caller, well 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:36.640 kind of. It's designed to train young dogs to not 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:42.040 bark randomly. And so now there's two different features we got, 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:46.280 like this is like the Mercedes Benz the BMW of 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.560 these bark collars. So the one we got is rechargeable 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:54.800 and it lasts for like ten days supposedly, and it's 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:58.440 got a noise feature, and and then if that doesn't work, 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:02.440 as you say, Danny, it does have the buzz And 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:06.640 so we started with the noise feature where when she barks, 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:10.439 she hears a noise like like that kind of like 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:14.360 a little beep thing going on. And and then if 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:18.080 that doesn't work, the next layer is to go with 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:23.520 the shock treatment, which would be death spot level and 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:26.920 she would say what the doing? Yeah, and I think 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:30.400 we would actually say that. But so far it's only 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.399 been a short amount of time. But so far Bella 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:37.480 has been confused because she has tried to barking. He 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.800 doesn't stop you from barking. It just makes a that sounds. 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.680 So she's been running around confused and she has cut back. 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.160 So it's a early small sample size, but she's cut 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:51.600 back on the barking by I would say roughly, so 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:54.480 I'll keep you posted. I know you're very concerned about this, Danny, 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.520 but sounds pretty effective so far. So do you hear 0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:01.199 like little beginnings of barkings and then she stops? Well, 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:04.080 actually I witnessed the moment she first barked, but I 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:05.720 put it on. I was waiting for the bark and 0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:07.080 she didn't bark, and I was like, what the hell? 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:09.280 You know, come on, we were all like watching like 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:12.800 a science experiment. And then she finally started barking, and 0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:14.840 she's like what she heard the beep and it's like 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:16.320 what is that? You know, like, why is that going? 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:19.440 And she couldn't. She was like running, walking in circles, 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:21.840 trying to figure out. She was confused. She was trying 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:25.240 to figure out what, like, you know, that's just that's 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:27.879 that's the collar because you wouldn't stop barking. This is 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:32.680 your punishment. I'm sorry, No, no, you earned the punishment. 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:37.000 Now do they make these callers and human sizes? Yeah, 0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:41.720 well we'll find out, Danny, we violate the rules in California. 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:45.040 We might be getting these at some point. But anyway, uh, now, 0:21:45.080 --> 0:21:47.159 as far as the mystery INGREDI moving on from that, 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:49.680 Mr Engred, So I have become Benny the baker again 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:52.200 Danny as you know, one of my hobbies. Uh, you know, 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.439 I'm not as prolific in the kitchen as Danny as. 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:57.760 What was it Bern Berno, Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Cooking 0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:01.320 with the Roberto he made a nice open face. Yeah, 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.040 very good, very good. He's very talented cook. But I'm 0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:07.880 more of a baker. I'm banning the bake and so 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:11.280 mission And for some reason, I got this michig As 0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:14.439 to make Eminem cookies. Are you a fan of the 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:18.880 Eminem cookie? Are you? Yeah? Actually feel like it's under 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:21.560 rat It's that it's not a top three cookie. It's 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:24.240 not a top but it's a top ten. The Eminem 0:22:24.280 --> 0:22:25.880