1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. We are 8 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: back at it. It is a Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, another 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: dish of The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny G. 10 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: Because five nights a week, four hours a night, clearly 11 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: not enough bonus coverage. Bonus coverage here on the weekends 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: on Saturday. It's all about all about us, not necessarily 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: about anything. It's the podcast about nothing. And the great 14 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: thing about podcasting is you can do it from anywhere, 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: any place, anytime. We'll explain more about that coming up 16 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: in a little bit. But Danny G, you survived another 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: shift earlier in the week, hanging out on the overnight 18 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: there and you've got a day job and then occasionally 19 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 1: when Coop's away, we call you in to work overnight. 20 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: And I'm sure that was that was wonderful for your 21 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 1: sleep pattern. Yes, sir, I in fact, I just got 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: done with a little road trip and I slept most 23 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: of the way to the destination because since I was 24 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: on your show Tuesday into Wednesday, I've been trying to 25 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,759 Speaker 1: catch up on sleep ever since. Well worth it, as 26 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun when I pointed out 27 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: before that doing the overnight hours takes a toll on 28 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: the body and we should be paid more, not less 29 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: because of the health ramifications. And let me point out, 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: every time I brought that up to management, I get 31 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 1: that response. They think that's very funny, and they pretty 32 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: much tell That's what they pretty much tell me. But 33 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: at the very least, those who work late night or 34 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: first shifts should at least get premium healthcare. Yeah, yeah, 35 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: I mean there should be something. Yeah, there's something going 36 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: on there, you know. I'm just I'm just saying. Anyway, 37 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: So on this edition to the fifth, I think if 38 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: you're a regular listener, you know how it ghost. But 39 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: maybe not maybe maybe all of a sudden we got 40 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: somebody new, you know, might be great to have a 41 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: new listener to the podcast. Boy, that would be awesome. Um. 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: But anyway, so we've got Mellow Yellow, Mr Vegas, the 43 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: Draconian Doggie, possibly mystery ingredient, and also we'll have the 44 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: pop quiz. So we got a lot to get to. 45 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: This is this is an amazing podcast. This could be 46 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: the greatest podcast in the history of podcasting. I mean, 47 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. There the amount of content that we 48 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: are providing, and we might even have a fight, might 49 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: even have a random fight, might break out, you never know. 50 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: Let's get it on alright, So Mellow Yellow, We're gonna 51 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: start with it. So I mentioned this in passing on 52 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: the radio show. But it was an odd weekend this 53 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: past weekend for me because I was very close to 54 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: so Fi Stadium last week and now there was no 55 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: game at so Far Stadium. I wasn't going to be 56 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: my wife's grandfather, which means my grandfather in law had 57 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 1: a moment. There was his memorial service last weekend, right, 58 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: so I and the family all gathered together. Now here's 59 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: the the odd part about it, Danny, is the my 60 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: grandfather in law passed away in here we are in 61 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: two having the funeral or the memorial for for him. 62 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: Because of COVID at the time he passed away, California, 63 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: there's so much red tipped they banned funerals in the 64 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: state of California. Can I have a funeral? So, I 65 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: mean can on this guy's life when he passed away, 66 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: which normally within a recent a lot of time, that's 67 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: what you normally do. And then it was scheduled at 68 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: a later date, which was I think sometimes ine. But 69 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: that was when COVID picked up again, and so they 70 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: shut it down again. And so finally, uh and and 71 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: some of the people in the family were a little 72 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: freaked out by it. So anyway, finally it took place 73 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: this past weekend and you know, schedule on and off again. 74 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: So anyway, I mean it was it was cool, you know, 75 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: honor the memory of someone who uh, actually I became 76 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: pretty good friends with uh. You know, we saw him 77 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: at all the family functions on all this. But it 78 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: was like fifteen months after he passed away. I think 79 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: they do record um. But attended the memorial service and 80 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 1: included a trip to the dreaded four oh five And 81 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 1: as you know that that's the point of d marketion 82 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: the four or five freeway from me and I got 83 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: off the the highway and uh, I became bug eyed 84 00:04:54,560 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: Danny because it was shantytown, USA. Man, what I saw surreal. 85 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: Now I've seen home was I've lived in I lived 86 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: in Lincoln Heights in l A, which is the in 87 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: the hood, the Avenue gangs there in Lincoln Heights. I 88 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: lived there for several years, and so I've seen, you know, 89 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: I've seen bad parts of town or whatever. Things go back. 90 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,919 Speaker 1: This is what I saw. Oh my god, it is 91 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: worse than it's ever been. It's it's absolutely horrible. It's 92 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: almost like everyone said, hey, we've got a problem. We 93 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: don't know what to do. We just give up. All 94 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 1: the politicians, all the people that could fix it, just 95 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: who cares, you know, that's it. We don't have any answers. 96 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: We'll just let them do whatever they want. And it 97 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: was the revelation was the mellow yellow. The water bottles. 98 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 1: I saw a lot of water bottles all over near 99 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: the shanty town, which we're yellow. Yeah. And here's what 100 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: I don't understand any like my experience with them. If 101 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: you're homeless, one of the advantages is the planet is 102 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: your toilet. You know, you can go any where. Why 103 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: why would you I don't understand the whole water bottle thing. 104 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: What are you trying to save it? You're going doc 105 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: Mike on us and maybe you want to beverage later 106 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: and maybe you're gonna drink it later. I don't understand 107 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 1: that part of it. I don't get it. Guessing it's 108 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 1: because in the early cold hours of the morning, maybe 109 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: you want to stay in your half made tent. Maybe 110 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: some some were saying, I don't know as you were. 111 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 1: Somebody else said that it was because of Uber, like 112 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: was Uber drivers, But it wasn't Uber. It was at 113 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: it was at a homeless encampment, like right, So I 114 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: don't think it was Uber drivers. You know, I've got 115 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: some urine in the bottom, so let me drop it 116 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: off at the shantytown as I'm driving through. I don't 117 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: think that was going on. That wasn't me. That's gross. 118 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: So somebody thinks Uber drivers all go to the bathroom 119 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: and water bottles. Uh. Somebody, I forget who it was 120 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: on the show said that that's like a thing now 121 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: in the Uber community because you're so busy to make 122 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: any you know, you got a hustle when you're doing Uber, 123 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: and how do you go into water bottle? Not to 124 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 1: brag or anything, ban here we go, I would need 125 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 1: a big gulp cup to everything inside and not get 126 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: urine all over the place. Yes, Uh, well, how do 127 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: you be into the top of a water bottle? Well, 128 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: I know the the logistics of how that would work. 129 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you would probably miss a 130 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: little bit and it might get on your hands and 131 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: go all over the place and all that stuff. But yeah, 132 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: I'm thinking even if you go hold a whole, you're 133 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: still yeah, you're still gonna have a lot of splatter, 134 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: I would imagine. Now, I do have a relative who 135 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: is very lazy, who claims sometimes so get up in 136 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: the middle. We all get up in the middle of night. Well, 137 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: I get up in the middle of the day, go bathroom. 138 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: And this guy claims he's he's it's too far to 139 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: walk to the bathroom, which is probably about ten feet away. 140 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: So he does keep a cup, not a water bottle, 141 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: but a cup near his bed so he can if 142 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: he has to go. He don't want to get out 143 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: of bed, and so he just does a transferred situation. Yeah, 144 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: there's all a concern for that is always what happens 145 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: if you end up late at night, you're grabbing your 146 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: water and you grab the wrong the wrong thing, and 147 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,880 Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're like, oh, you're screaming. You're like, I, 148 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 1: oh my god. So anyway, I understand the the politicians though, Danny, 149 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: this is interesting because the politicians in l A. I 150 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: was there last weekend. On Monday, they started going Defcon 151 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: one to try to clean all of that up just 152 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: around the Sofi Stadium area. So when the aristocrats and 153 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: the oligarchs show up, the top one percent of society 154 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 1: who are there on their private planes and all that 155 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,200 Speaker 1: to go to the Super Bowl, they don't want to 156 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 1: have to see it. I don't know how you avoid it. 157 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 1: Where are you putting the people? Where are you moving 158 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: him to? I mean, I don't get that part of it. 159 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: But it's it's like sweeping the problem under the rug, 160 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: right is I haven't move him over here. It's like 161 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: a shell game. You're like, I haven't move him over here, 162 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,839 Speaker 1: no problem. I didn't want to mention my my grandfather 163 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: in law, Luigi, that was his name, Luigi. This guy 164 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,199 Speaker 1: is authentic Italian, by the way. Then he was born 165 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: in Italy. He grew up and he told stories about 166 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,319 Speaker 1: you having a the family having a hide from the 167 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: the you know, Germany and all that stuff that was 168 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: going on back in those days. He wasn't lift to 169 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 1: be eighties six. So he lived a long time, lived 170 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: a good a good life, and it was very welcoming. 171 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: He kind of he and his wife felt kind of 172 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: raised my my wife. So but born in Italy, came 173 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: to New Jersey like in a boat and that whole thing, 174 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 1: and moved l A. And the coolest thing, I don't know, 175 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: it's the coolest thing, but this guy worked in a 176 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: paint factory in l A. And all the fumes back 177 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 1: in the day is when they didn't really care about 178 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 1: the health of the employees. Uh. He ended up having 179 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 1: some problems because of it near the end. But he 180 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: lived a pretty healthy life until the end. But he 181 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,560 Speaker 1: breathed a lot of toxic fumes and raised six kids 182 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: and all that. And so my plan is, I've I've 183 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: used this word a few times. It's it's something that 184 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: he used a lot, uh Grandpa Luigi, and it was 185 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: I've added to my lexicon. It was capech like that, 186 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: you know, the Italian phraseman understand. So I'll be using 187 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: that more more and more. But so that wasn't my 188 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: interesting and do you think he got a kick out 189 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,840 Speaker 1: of the fact that his funeral lasted for two years? Effectively? 190 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: It was just wild day. I was sitting there. I 191 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: was like, man, because I happened to the family, all 192 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 1: got together, you know, he was he was not doing well. 193 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: We're all there when he passed away, and I'm like, wow, 194 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: this is this is crazy. I mean, my dad passed away. 195 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 1: We had we were able to have the funeral. I 196 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: guess we pulled some strings and we had the funeral 197 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 1: because you know, the Jewish religion, you're supposed to have 198 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 1: it like boom right away, you put them in the 199 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: grand boom, you don't wait, you know, and all that. 200 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,440 Speaker 1: But and we were able to get in. But it's 201 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: pretty pretty crazy anyway for you gonna we'll move on 202 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 1: happier things. We got Mr Vegas in in in the 203 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 1: house here. What is this all about? Daddy? Fill me 204 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: in on this because this podcast a little different than 205 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,680 Speaker 1: the normal parts. I don't know if it sounds any 206 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: different anything like that, but this is a slightly slightly different. Yeah, 207 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: it may not sound any different because the way I 208 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: record our podcast is through a zoom conference. But I'm 209 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: in the second room of our two room sweet if 210 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: you will in Las Vegas. Hopefully I'm not talking so 211 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 1: loud that I'm waking up my party. But we jumped 212 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: in the car on Friday and headed to Las Vegas, Baby, Vegas, Baby. 213 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,480 Speaker 1: It's not exactly for fun, although we're gonna try to 214 00:11:56,559 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: find some of that. My tender rowning son is in 215 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 1: a baseball tournament here thirty three miles off the strip 216 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: at Shadow Ridge High School. There he goes. So if 217 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: you want to say hello to Danny G today, if 218 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 1: you're listening in Vegas and you're one of the early birds, 219 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: you can go meet the legend Danny G at a 220 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: random baseball field thirty three miles away from the strip. 221 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,480 Speaker 1: And the question is, Dan, it's a big weekend for football. 222 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: I know your Raiders aren't, and they're sorry about that, 223 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,080 Speaker 1: but rams already gonna make your way to a sports book. 224 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have to go to the strip there. 225 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: You can go anywhere, you know. And that's a great 226 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 1: thing about a state that has legalized gambling, like Nevada 227 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: that was the mecca, but not the mecca anymore. You're 228 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: not in the mecca of gambling that is now New 229 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: Jersey for sports waging that wild New Jersey because so 230 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: many people, so many more people live and I think 231 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 1: New York will probably pass them by. But but at 232 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: last last year it was New Jersey. So that's pretty crazy. 233 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: And eventually California will be a player in the game. 234 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,840 Speaker 1: Well here's another one, another one of those things that 235 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: got delayed because of the COVID. The plan was if 236 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: COVID hadn't happened, they would have already had. I believe 237 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 1: twenty was supposed to be the year it was it was. 238 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 1: I think that was the year. I think you're right. Yeah, 239 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,400 Speaker 1: I do remember reading that. I hope that we can 240 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: find some trouble to get into after the baseball tournament. 241 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: It's both Saturday and Sunday in the daytime. I'll maybe 242 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,839 Speaker 1: miss a little bit of Game one. I think I'll 243 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,560 Speaker 1: see most of Game two on Sunday. It sounds like 244 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: all right, so maybe I'll watch most of Game two 245 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,120 Speaker 1: from a sports book. I've heard you mentioned this on 246 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 1: the air before. There is no better place to watch 247 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 1: a game futures writing on a win or a loss 248 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,079 Speaker 1: on that said game. Oh yeah, it's awesome, the in 249 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,240 Speaker 1: the energy, the emotion in the sports book, especially when 250 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: it's like a full car. Now, I have not been 251 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: there on Championships Sunday where there's two games but everything's 252 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: tied together with all the prop bets and and all that. 253 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: It's the what a great hustle they got at these 254 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 1: casinos because even if they lose. My let's say, you know, 255 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: everyone bets on the Chiefs, where everyone bets on the Bengals, 256 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: and the Bengals end up winning the game, and then 257 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 1: you know, they have to pay out all this money, 258 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 1: but then they make it back on the prop bets, 259 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 1: a lot of it. They'll make back on the profits. 260 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 1: So there's the multiple ways that they can win. But 261 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: I recommend that there's some great restaurants in Vegas, a 262 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: couple great barbecue place, there a few other Italian place. 263 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: So the baseball games of the tournament start early, so 264 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: that might mean that we could squeak into a slot 265 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: for the Allegiance Stadium tour. Ah check put baby. I 266 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: will give you an update on that next week. Now, 267 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: I do recommend that I've not done it. I hear 268 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: it is pretty expensive actually for a stadium tour. But 269 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: I was told one of my my friends who lives 270 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: in Vegas actually as a listener and he became a pal. 271 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: He text me and he said it was awesome, Like 272 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: they take you in the locker room in the press 273 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: box and like behind the scenes and they show you 274 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: everything and you can get a photo in there, and 275 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 1: it's like it's really cool. So I want to see 276 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 1: Mark Davis's personal barber shop. Yeah, well, well, what's the 277 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: doesn't need to like PF Change every day. You probably 278 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: go over to PF Change and you could convince him 279 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: to hire whoever you want is to coach. You might 280 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: even be the coach of the Raiders if you get 281 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,720 Speaker 1: Mark Davis at the right time. But hey, why not 282 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: Congratulations buddy, congratulations Yeah, yeah, you are the new coach 283 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: of the Raiders and you're going who Yeah, that's exciting. 284 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: Hey and shouts out to Robin Vegas. When I was 285 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 1: answering phones on your show the other night, I spoke 286 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,960 Speaker 1: with him. He gave me a nice invite. I'm not 287 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: sure if I'm gonna have time to see him or not, 288 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: but the Mallard militia is always very welcoming wherever we go. Yeah, 289 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: everyone's been great, and I was supposed to that's another 290 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: thing that was knocked off the list. I was supposed 291 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 1: to go to Vegas, uh in, and then the COVID struck, 292 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: And I remember Queen Roxann was very upset in Colorado. 293 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: She had planned, like to get to everyone together, everyone's 294 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: gonn meet in Vegas and then we're all gonna sit 295 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 1: around and watch the draft for the first pick in 296 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: the NFL drafting. But he never got to do that, 297 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: So damn you, Delta, and exactly all right, So now moving, 298 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 1: I got the draconian doggie Danny. Everyone loves a good 299 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 1: story about a dog. I think, I don't know. So 300 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: my beloved dog Bella has become, according to my wife, 301 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: a terrorist and we are the hostages at the at 302 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: the Mallard Mansion. So ever since she had a near 303 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: death experience bitten by a coyote a while back, she 304 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 1: has turned the Mallard Mansion into her own personal porta potti. 305 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: Now we've talked about that in previous episodes of The 306 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour. Yeah, Bella bambs. Yeah, it's a poop fest 307 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: around here, and everything is camouflaged by the color of 308 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: the floor matches perfectly. Could not have picked a better 309 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: color of the floor to match the the ship that 310 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 1: comes out of Bella. So it's it's made it a 311 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,399 Speaker 1: bit of an obstacle course, as you might imagine. And 312 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: so but lately Bella has added something new to the 313 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:17,719 Speaker 1: the recipe here and it's bark tastic and she she 314 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,919 Speaker 1: has been chirping up a story. Now. Bella is a 315 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: small dog, a little lapdog, very weak. The bark is 316 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 1: very weak and the sound is annoying. And she never 317 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: used to that. We were all bragging I she never barked. 318 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: It's like the most amazing dog. It's like a fake dog. 319 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 1: It never barked. Well, she's making up for last time 320 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: lost her uh. And it's sporadic and she'll bark it 321 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,359 Speaker 1: like nothing. That's the like we one thing. If there's 322 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400 Speaker 1: like something legitimate to bark it, you'd be like, oh, 323 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 1: you gotta pass, you know, if there's something out there, 324 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: there's the boogeyman. She's just like barking at the at 325 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:58,639 Speaker 1: the ceiling or like darkness. It's really bizarre. And so 326 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: the other day I was trying to sleep after the 327 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 1: show and you're going to bed a weird hours in 328 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,440 Speaker 1: hand the guy she was such a newisance barking. I 329 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,360 Speaker 1: finally reached my my boiling point of acts exasperation here 330 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 1: and she became a full pain in the assid Danny. 331 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: And so the barking was so loud. How loud was 332 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: Let tell you, al right, this this barking just like that, 333 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: I wish it sounded like that. That's a masculine bark 334 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: right there. That's a good bark, right, gonna say, speed 335 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: that up on a tape, Yeah, exactly. She has a 336 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: high pitched voice, right, yeah, yeah, So it was so loud. 337 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 1: I ended up that was what it sounds like, man, 338 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: just like that? What is she an owl? But but 339 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 1: she it's such a such a nightmare that she was 340 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 1: barking consistently enough off and on that I ended up 341 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,199 Speaker 1: with a massive headache, like front of my forehead is 342 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: just pulsating. Uh. And that lasted from the time I 343 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 1: woke up all the way through the overnight show that night. 344 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: And uh, it was such an inconvenience. I went online 345 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,680 Speaker 1: and I picked out a bark caller. You ever used 346 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: a barque caller before? Never? I had never used this either. 347 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: But we heard from somebody this is the way to 348 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,640 Speaker 1: do it. And so we are doing and going Draconian doggie. 349 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 1: We're doing Draconian doggie and it's a special caller, well 350 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,640 Speaker 1: kind of. It's designed to train young dogs to not 351 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 1: bark randomly. And so now there's two different features we got, 352 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: like this is like the Mercedes Benz the BMW of 353 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: these bark collars. So the one we got is rechargeable 354 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 1: and it lasts for like ten days supposedly, and it's 355 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,440 Speaker 1: got a noise feature, and and then if that doesn't work, 356 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 1: as you say, Danny, it does have the buzz And 357 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: so we started with the noise feature where when she barks, 358 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,439 Speaker 1: she hears a noise like like that kind of like 359 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,360 Speaker 1: a little beep thing going on. And and then if 360 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,080 Speaker 1: that doesn't work, the next layer is to go with 361 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 1: the shock treatment, which would be death spot level and 362 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,920 Speaker 1: she would say what the doing? Yeah, and I think 363 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,400 Speaker 1: we would actually say that. But so far it's only 364 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: been a short amount of time. But so far Bella 365 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: has been confused because she has tried to barking. He 366 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: doesn't stop you from barking. It just makes a that sounds. 367 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 1: So she's been running around confused and she has cut back. 368 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,160 Speaker 1: So it's a early small sample size, but she's cut 369 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,600 Speaker 1: back on the barking by I would say roughly, so 370 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,480 Speaker 1: I'll keep you posted. I know you're very concerned about this, Danny, 371 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: but sounds pretty effective so far. So do you hear 372 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 1: like little beginnings of barkings and then she stops? Well, 373 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: actually I witnessed the moment she first barked, but I 374 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 1: put it on. I was waiting for the bark and 375 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: she didn't bark, and I was like, what the hell? 376 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: You know, come on, we were all like watching like 377 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: a science experiment. And then she finally started barking, and 378 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: she's like what she heard the beep and it's like 379 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: what is that? You know, like, why is that going? 380 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,440 Speaker 1: And she couldn't. She was like running, walking in circles, 381 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 1: trying to figure out. She was confused. She was trying 382 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: to figure out what, like, you know, that's just that's 383 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 1: that's the collar because you wouldn't stop barking. This is 384 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 1: your punishment. I'm sorry, No, no, you earned the punishment. 385 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 1: Now do they make these callers and human sizes? Yeah, 386 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,720 Speaker 1: well we'll find out, Danny, we violate the rules in California. 387 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 1: We might be getting these at some point. But anyway, uh, now, 388 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,159 Speaker 1: as far as the mystery INGREDI moving on from that, 389 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: Mr Engred, So I have become Benny the baker again 390 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 1: Danny as you know, one of my hobbies. Uh, you know, 391 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,439 Speaker 1: I'm not as prolific in the kitchen as Danny as. 392 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 1: What was it Bern Berno, Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Cooking 393 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: with the Roberto he made a nice open face. Yeah, 394 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 1: very good, very good. He's very talented cook. But I'm 395 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,880 Speaker 1: more of a baker. I'm banning the bake and so 396 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: mission And for some reason, I got this michig As 397 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,439 Speaker 1: to make Eminem cookies. Are you a fan of the 398 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,880 Speaker 1: Eminem cookie? Are you? Yeah? Actually feel like it's under 399 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: rat It's that it's not a top three cookie. It's 400 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: not a top but it's a top ten. The Eminem 401 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,880 Speaker 1: is a top ten. It's not top three, but it's 402 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: not top ten cookie. Anyway. So I was scouring the 403 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,119 Speaker 1: dark web to find a new recipe to try, and 404 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,120 Speaker 1: I looked at a lot of recipes that just kind 405 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,520 Speaker 1: of look like dud recipes, and then I then I 406 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: finally hit payter and I found these cookies are so 407 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: they were so soft and gooey that I made a 408 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 1: second batch. I made a second but I drove over 409 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: some of the cookies to my cousin she with her 410 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,719 Speaker 1: for her kids. She's still recovering from she had an 411 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 1: operation back back in December, I think, yeah, I think 412 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,639 Speaker 1: it was December. I don't remember time runs together. But anyway, 413 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: she still were coming, so I I sent a batch 414 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: over there, uh and she loved them. Asked for the recipe. 415 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,879 Speaker 1: The thing that blew me away though, the mystery and greedy. 416 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,160 Speaker 1: Now I I've baked for a few years now, and 417 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 1: this is the secret ingredient that supposedly keeps the cookies 418 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: soft and chewy. You want to take a guess what 419 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 1: it is, Danny, What do you think it is? Close? 420 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:29,920 Speaker 1: You're not far off. Cream cheese, Yeah, cream cheese, thicker version. 421 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: I've never made any cookies with cream cheese, but it's 422 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,720 Speaker 1: it's really good. I used to eat cream cheese when 423 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: I was a kid because my parents would eat bagels 424 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 1: with like salmon and you know, they call them locks 425 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: and the you know, the cream cheese and all that. 426 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: And I didn't really like the salmon, but I like 427 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 1: the cream cheese and the bagel and that was my 428 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,960 Speaker 1: that was my move. But yeah, pretty pretty good. I 429 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 1: think this weekend, I'm gonna I'm gonna try a different 430 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: recipe for some other cookies. So I'm gonna maybe i'll 431 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: make a I can't write a book. I had a 432 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 1: I was talking to a guy about a book, but 433 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,600 Speaker 1: he kind of vanished on me. But maybe I'll just 434 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 1: go to the cookie card. I'll start making cookies and 435 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: I can do it like a cookbook. You said that's 436 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 1: in your top ten? What would be Benny's number one cookie? Yeah, 437 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: so I'm a I'm a traditionalist with a cookie like 438 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,680 Speaker 1: a well made chocolate chip, but a Macadamian nut white 439 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 1: chocolate not far behind a right, not far my snicker 440 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: doodle out just standing a great cookie, the snicker doodle. Uh, 441 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 1: And I know that's kind of become Make sure. What 442 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,880 Speaker 1: about you, Danny, what are your top your top cookie? 443 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 1: Funny you should mention the snicker doodle because last weekend 444 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: my girl made a batch of those, and she made 445 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,840 Speaker 1: them gluten free. Oh okay, Son stays away from the 446 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,640 Speaker 1: gluten and that's helped me actually, because she's gotten gluten 447 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,399 Speaker 1: free bread and pizza and it just goes in and 448 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,400 Speaker 1: out of your system way better than regular bread. So 449 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: I was wondered about the cookies, though she caught me 450 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,119 Speaker 1: in the kitchen inspecting them. I didn't know anybody was 451 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: watching me. I picked it up like a hockey puck 452 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,960 Speaker 1: and was smelling it to see if it was edible 453 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: or not, because you know, you don't know when they 454 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 1: say gluten free. Maybe it didn't rise the way it 455 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 1: was supposed to baked properly. But it looked okay, it 456 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 1: tasted good. It tasted way better than it looked. Yeah, well, 457 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:30,199 Speaker 1: isn't that like the the meatless food that you know, 458 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 1: you're like a lot of fast food places have the 459 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 1: meatless burgers, and I saw a photo of the I 460 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 1: think it was the KFC chicken or meatless chicken. Look disgusting. 461 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,919 Speaker 1: I think the meatless is way harder to pull off 462 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 1: because you can use the the almond flour and you know, 463 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,199 Speaker 1: there's different replacements to the flower that aren't as noticeable 464 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: as fake meat. Yeah, my wife is gluten free most 465 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,920 Speaker 1: of the time. Occasionally she'll cheat and have gluten but 466 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 1: that they just bend you over the table for that. 467 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: The really good flour, the gluten free flower, they just 468 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 1: stick it to you, man. Yeah, that's the downside of 469 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 1: doing anything gluten free, you are going to have even 470 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 1: a bigger grocery bill than normal. And as we all 471 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 1: know right now, grocery prices are through the roof, like 472 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 1: a lot of other things in our country. A few 473 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,360 Speaker 1: gluten free items in your cart. I think we went 474 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 1: to Trader Joe's a couple of weeks ago, maybe had 475 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,639 Speaker 1: like three or four bags of groceries, and it was 476 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,960 Speaker 1: easy a couple of hundred bucks. Wow, that's insane. The 477 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 1: membrane man, sing the membrane and get a part time 478 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,400 Speaker 1: job for them groceries. Yeah, and they're never going down. Yea, 479 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: they're never going They only go off, they don't go there. 480 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 1: It's not like all of a sudden like Trader Dells 481 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,160 Speaker 1: will be like, let's lover the prices on everything. Never happens, 482 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,280 Speaker 1: like eight dollars for grapes. You you know what? I've 483 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,240 Speaker 1: noticed that last weekend we went went out to the 484 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory. I love the cheese cake factor. I've eaten 485 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: there for years, big portions, not anymore, though. I've gotten 486 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 1: the Casian chicken littles for probably fifteen years. That's my 487 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,639 Speaker 1: go to it at at Cheesecake Factory and when I 488 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 1: in the old days, Danny, they would stack the chicken. 489 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: You'd get like fifteen pieces of chicken. I'm not kidding 490 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: fifteen chickens. What I'm saying, I can't even my fattest 491 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: I couldn't eat. Now they give you five. They've dropped 492 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: the Now keep in mind, the price has gone up. 493 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,720 Speaker 1: The price did not go down on said Casian chicken. 494 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: Little's the The quantity has gone down, the price has 495 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 1: not conned down. So that I was like, Wow, this 496 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 1: is this is why I could get the same amount 497 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: of food at Raising Canes. So pretty much it's pretty wild, man, 498 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,719 Speaker 1: pretty well. And so I'm gonna go back to that 499 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: fake meat thing. The thing that blows me away about 500 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,879 Speaker 1: fake meat if you're if you're someone who doesn't believe 501 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,359 Speaker 1: in eating meat whatever, Like, why would you want to 502 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: pretend to eat me? Like I hate vegetables. I'm not 503 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 1: asking someone to make meat that tastes like vegetables. You 504 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's very very odd. Yeah, I 505 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:20,679 Speaker 1: keep seeing those Chipotle ads for their fake Creiso, and 506 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want fake creisa. If I'm gonna 507 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: eat that kind of food, I want the authentic thing. 508 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 1: But you know some people, I guess they'll try the 509 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: different meatless items. Um only tried one of those beyond 510 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,680 Speaker 1: burgers one time, and that was one time too many. 511 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,640 Speaker 1: I won't wind in my mouth and then I ate it? 512 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: Can I have a new one? Wasn't Al Gore behind that, 513 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: the old vice president? Wasn't he the one that was 514 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 1: behind that beyond meat stuff? I think I read that 515 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: somewhere that he was who invented the internet, the internet 516 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 1: and you know fake chicken, you know, really double right there. 517 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,720 Speaker 1: I mean, this guy's one of the great innovators of 518 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,719 Speaker 1: our time right there. Unbelievable, the contributions that he has 519 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: made to a polite society. It's it's it's craziness. Um. Anyway, 520 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 1: we have a few pop quiz ready for pop quiz, Danny, 521 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: are you prepared here? I know you're in Vegas and 522 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,120 Speaker 1: all that, but we'll try anyway. We won't keep you 523 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: much longer. I know you have things like our usual 524 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: pop quiz. I'm just wearing less clothes. I'm wearing a 525 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: bathrobe and I'm not even sick. You just wanting well, 526 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 1: I'll try not to look all right, So, uh, here 527 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 1: we go. These are actual things I found scouring the 528 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: Worldwide Web. And I'll ask Danny and then you can 529 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 1: play along in your head and see if if Danny 530 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: gets it right, if you get it right, if nobody 531 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: gets it right. So here we go. This is the 532 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:49,520 Speaker 1: the number one how to search on the Internet. This 533 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 1: is the most how to search thing on the Internet, 534 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: meaning how to do something? Do do do? Do? Do 535 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: do do? How to do do do? Do? Do? Do Do? 536 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: Do you know how to base the turkey? How to 537 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 1: base the turkey? Well, maybe it thinks giving that would 538 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: be the number one thing, but not not not number 539 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, it is. How to tie a tie? Okay, 540 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: how to tie a tie is the number one thing 541 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: everybody's grandfather when you're little. They're supposed to show you 542 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: how to do that, or they just give you a 543 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,920 Speaker 1: clip on and tell you to shut up. Yeah, you 544 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: know what I did TV. I had professional like they 545 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: were called zip ties. You ever seen a zip tie? Yeah, 546 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: they look great, they look perfect, and these were well 547 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,239 Speaker 1: made and I wore those when I was working at 548 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: NBC back back in the day because I I could 549 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,680 Speaker 1: tie a tie, but it was really bad, you know. 550 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: It was like the fat you know what I felt like, 551 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: since I was on television, that I probably shouldn't look 552 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: like a slob and that would not not be good. 553 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: And my mom couldn't come with me to Connecticut and 554 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: I didn't you know, I don't have a girlfriend at 555 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: the time, so most of that time. So anyway, all right, 556 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: one thing Grandpa Jarvis taught me how to do besides 557 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: drink alcohol at an early age. Yeah, he taught me 558 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: how to tie a tie. And I have this will 559 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,520 Speaker 1: surprise you, a raider's tie in my closet. Oh, very nice. 560 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,239 Speaker 1: I had when I was in high school. I had 561 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: a tie that had all the team logos from the NFL. 562 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,479 Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. That was in Neat Neat swag item. 563 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,000 Speaker 1: I went for the NBA too, and I found it. 564 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: I actually found the NBA one and it's got the 565 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: Washington Bullets logo just because you know that's they got 566 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 1: canceled a few years back before everyone else got canceled. 567 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: All right, Uh more, Puck was in a new survey. 568 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,240 Speaker 1: People were asked what the most important invention was. Now 569 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: the wheel top the list. What do you think came 570 00:31:55,480 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: in second? Behind the wheel? Oh, it should be electricity. Well, no, 571 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,520 Speaker 1: but this is something that takes electricity. What do you 572 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 1: think you it's something that made dildos on the bills stadium. Yes, yes, 573 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 1: the tossing of dildos two. No. Uh, it is the refrigerator. Yeah, 574 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,880 Speaker 1: the refrigerator which needs power. I mean, but I guess 575 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: the original refrigerator was just like ice the ice box. Yeah, 576 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 1: like on the Little House of the Prairie. Yeah, but 577 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: the refrigerator which made the consumption of food much much easier. 578 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 1: I remember seeing a documentary about that about how you 579 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: know the food you had to eat it right away 580 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 1: and it would go bad and it was a big 581 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 1: pain in the ass. And I remember Mr Olsen was 582 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: the only one who had a little ice shed. Yes, yeah, 583 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: you'd have to go in there and chip off some ice. Yeah. 584 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: So now you don't have to do that anymore. And 585 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 1: these big bulky refrigerators and and all that for a 586 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: long time. Alright, of workers, Sir Bates said, they want 587 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: this from their employer, they want this health insurance. Uh no, 588 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 1: That's probably the answer is ability to set their own hours. Yeah, 589 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 1: I'll take the noon to three shifts. I'll be good. 590 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: I'd like to work noon to three. The easiest shift 591 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,960 Speaker 1: in radio. You don't have to get up too early, 592 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: you're not there too late. Perfect. I did that for 593 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 1: I. I I had a midday show a while back, many 594 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 1: years ago now, but it was great. Oh my god. Well, 595 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 1: in our line of work, we probably have the least 596 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: amount of control over the shift time, no, no, no, 597 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,600 Speaker 1: zero controls. Yeah, because it's radio lineups and different shows 598 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: and day parts and things like that, whereas some other 599 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: nine to five types they might give you a couple 600 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: different options you can choose from. Yeah, and that's always 601 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: we've we've talked about that. I don't know I talked 602 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 1: about it with you. But when you go to parties 603 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,640 Speaker 1: and you run into people that don't understand how the 604 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,480 Speaker 1: business works, and you're like, oh yeah, they always say, well, 605 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 1: why don't you just move your show to this time? Yes? 606 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: I love that, I love that, But why did I 607 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 1: think that? Yeah? Why why you I'm so late? I 608 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: can't stay up that late. Why are you going a 609 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: little earlier? You know more people will be able to 610 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,440 Speaker 1: hear yet you know, like, motherfucker, that's not how it works. Okay, 611 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:27,080 Speaker 1: please shop the fuck alright? Anyway, that's funny. U man, 612 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,160 Speaker 1: oh man, what else. We have a new survey found 613 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,799 Speaker 1: Americans are doing this a lot less frequently compared to 614 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:38,800 Speaker 1: the past thirty years. What is it? Rushing their teeth? 615 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,839 Speaker 1: But I hope that's not the kid. No, that's not 616 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:49,960 Speaker 1: the kid. Uh, it's reading books. Okay, you got the internet. Now. 617 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,760 Speaker 1: I read a ton, I scan a ton of stuff, 618 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,839 Speaker 1: but I don't read books. I rarely read a book. 619 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,479 Speaker 1: I read the internet. You get ready for the show. 620 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,720 Speaker 1: I'm I'm reading tons of stuff and it's like endless. 621 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,320 Speaker 1: So yeah, for sports news, I'm all over my phone 622 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 1: and iPad. But an actual novel or book or autobiography. 623 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 1: I like having the actual physical book in my hand. Yeah, 624 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,359 Speaker 1: I know. I mean I've had I have books here 625 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 1: and I have a lot of books, and I've kept you. 626 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: I used to get sent books in the mail all 627 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,279 Speaker 1: the time, as you know, Danny, working in radio, publishers 628 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 1: love to have their books promoted. We might even do 629 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: some of that on this podcast. And I am friends 630 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,000 Speaker 1: with one of the publishing companies, so every once in 631 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: a while they sent me these these pr pitches, you know, 632 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,279 Speaker 1: these elevator pitches to get so and so on. Yeah, 633 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,840 Speaker 1: like the people, I have no interest in talking to 634 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,799 Speaker 1: Over the years, you and other hosts have left those 635 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,799 Speaker 1: kind of books and pitches in the studios. And I 636 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,240 Speaker 1: have a nice collection of sports books. Oh good. Yeah, 637 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,359 Speaker 1: most of them are reject books, but there's still sports books. Yeah, 638 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,080 Speaker 1: I'll give you exam. But last year we had booked 639 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,880 Speaker 1: Keyshan Johnson on the show. Keishan wrote a book about 640 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,720 Speaker 1: the first it was the first black player in the NFL, 641 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: and I don't think he wrote it, but he put 642 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 1: his name on it, you know, and somebody else wrote it, 643 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 1: but he put his name on it. And so he 644 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,279 Speaker 1: was promoting the book and I was like, all right, 645 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,919 Speaker 1: Keishan Johnson, you know, it's interesting NFL player first pick 646 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,719 Speaker 1: gas bag and blow hard these days, So I'll put 647 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,920 Speaker 1: him on. So at the eleventh hour I was getting 648 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,880 Speaker 1: ready to do the podcast, I get an email It 649 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 1: was canceled by ESPN. They were afraid that if he 650 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 1: came on, because I'm associated with Fox Sports Radio and 651 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 1: all that, and I remember I was I asked the publicist. 652 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,160 Speaker 1: I was like, why would you even offer him to 653 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: me if you you know this was the case. He said, well, no, 654 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 1: we they they said originally they said it wouldn't be 655 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,040 Speaker 1: a problem, and then it became a problem. So he 656 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,240 Speaker 1: who cares? You know, I was like, it doesn't matter. 657 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,360 Speaker 1: That's not even what you were going to talk about 658 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 1: with him. No, not at all. I don't care about that. 659 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 1: Who cares? Anyway? Let's see here fifty of people's sturve 660 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 1: aid say that this has happened to them on social media. 661 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:21,000 Speaker 1: What is it? Uh, they've been catfished? No, but their 662 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:27,240 Speaker 1: account was hacked. I've never been hacked, thank god. Knock 663 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,640 Speaker 1: on whatever this is in the hotel room. But one 664 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,560 Speaker 1: guy that got hacked recently is our friend Brian. No, 665 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,480 Speaker 1: did he really got In fact, his Instagram account is 666 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,719 Speaker 1: still hacked right now. They've changed his handle and his password, 667 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 1: so he really can't get back into the account. That sucks. 668 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,880 Speaker 1: Arnie Spanner had that happened. I got my email hacked 669 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,000 Speaker 1: one time using my work email that I had used. 670 00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,040 Speaker 1: And uh, I used too easy a password. But even 671 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,479 Speaker 1: when you use a hard pass word, it doesn't matter. 672 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,839 Speaker 1: I think the password doesn't matter. You know the way 673 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,560 Speaker 1: to do it is to do it on your phone, 674 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,560 Speaker 1: where you have to they have to text you the code, 675 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,759 Speaker 1: but that's a pain in the aask. But even that 676 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: they can. Can't They match your phone if they really motivated, right, 677 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,840 Speaker 1: they can do that too. So a bunch of computer 678 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 1: nerds slash Steve's exactly a bunch of dudes in like 679 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,720 Speaker 1: North Korea or the Ukraine, and they're just they're taking 680 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 1: care of business. Now the last one here, Dan, I 681 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,719 Speaker 1: know what we're getting along here. You've got things to do. 682 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 1: Thirty seven percent of men say they have gained weight 683 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:41,399 Speaker 1: recently because of this what is it? Yes, NFL season? Yes, 684 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,920 Speaker 1: look at that. You got that right, Danny. They're blaming 685 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:52,960 Speaker 1: watching football watching football, which is bullshit. Uh, it's not 686 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 1: watching football, it's eating while watching football. If you sit 687 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,560 Speaker 1: there and watch football, you're not going to Ain't wait, 688 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 1: if you're eating a plate of nachos and a Philly 689 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: cheese steak and all the delicious foods which we're going 690 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:12,319 Speaker 1: to be eating watching football, then then it becomes a 691 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 1: bit of an issue. Man. Yeah, as you know, Super 692 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,759 Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday is not far off. As soon as we 693 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 1: are done with the Super Bowl, I'm gonna go right 694 00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: back to my triathlon training every weekend. Yes, well, aren't 695 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 1: you going? I think you'll be in the Olympics right 696 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,400 Speaker 1: after they had the cross over the Olympics and the 697 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: Super Bowl. You're gonna be going to China. This is 698 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,160 Speaker 1: gonna be fascinating. Yea. Anyway, listen, thank you for hanging 699 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 1: out all the way to the end of the podcast. 700 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,240 Speaker 1: Tell a friend five stars, give us a good review, 701 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,879 Speaker 1: help us out on that. That would be wonderful, and 702 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,879 Speaker 1: we will catch you on the mail bag, the mailbag 703 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,000 Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday Sunday mail Bag. We'll talk to you that. Yeah, 704 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,080 Speaker 1: I'll see you at the club tonight. Yeah,