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Speaker 2: Hello, what up? Everybody listening right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. It's Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 2: And this is her her friend Marie.

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Speaker 3: Can I get like a middle name?

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Speaker 1: No, people don't need to know all of my business

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Speaker 1: Sidney Elizabeth Washington.

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Speaker 3: I need for people change real Linde.

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Speaker 1: Listen, this is the Unofficial Expert. Okay, and this week

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Speaker 1: I was an expert at buying stuff at the store,

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Speaker 1: wearing it out and then bringing it back with the

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Speaker 1: tags not ripped.

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Speaker 2: Okay, full refund on my card?

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Speaker 3: Boom? How'd you do that? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: How did I do that?

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Speaker 3: Like? You take the card?

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Speaker 1: You don't have to take a tag off without ripping

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Speaker 1: it off, like bend the little plastic thing that it's on,

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Speaker 1: and then like slide it out.

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Speaker 2: Of the hole.

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Speaker 1: Ooh you so sticky fingers ass, you're so good.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I just you know, sometimes I just need to like

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Speaker 1: a loan from Zara, you know what I mean, I

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Speaker 1: need to like borrow it from h.

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Speaker 2: And m ya.

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Speaker 1: I would be so afraid because me, I would get

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Speaker 1: a fucking stain on it. It would smell like something

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Speaker 1: some kind of weird smell from like a hibachi.

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Speaker 3: Like I wouldn't even.

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Speaker 1: If it's gonna smell. If you wear it somewhere and

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Speaker 1: it smells, you gotta like let it air out for

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Speaker 1: like a couple of days, like put it on a

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Speaker 1: hanger and like hang it somewhere. But I feel like

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Speaker 1: you don't be hanging stuff like you just be draping

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Speaker 1: stuff on the couch. And you got them cats at

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Speaker 1: your house.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm you're looking at me like that, But I feel

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Speaker 1: like you seem like the type of person who like

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Speaker 1: takes something off and like throws it on the couch

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Speaker 1: and forgets about it for like several days.

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Speaker 2: But I've been hanging up all my stuff. You hang

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Speaker 2: your coats up.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've been hanging my coat up.

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Speaker 2: I've been doing the lord's work.

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Speaker 1: But now were you doing that before you got with

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Because it seemed like Adrian is the type

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Speaker 1: of person who doesn't want things draped on her couch. Yes,

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Speaker 1: nailed it, nailed it right up on the head.

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Speaker 2: I buy it, wear, bring it back.

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Speaker 1: I wear to interviews, weddings, baby showers, communions, our show,

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Speaker 1: job fares.

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Speaker 3: Our show. Our show is in a hookah lounge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what I do is I hang it up out. No,

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Speaker 2: I don't believe them for breeze.

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Speaker 1: Also, when we do our show, I'll be telling people

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Speaker 1: that they can't smoke because I don't want to smell

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Speaker 1: that misx. And somehow that twenty nine inches of hair

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Speaker 1: somehow ends up smelling like an ashtrak.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not returning my hair.

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Speaker 1: I'm returning the clothes that my hair was laying on

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Speaker 1: boom shacka Laca Sidney. The only thing that I've never

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Speaker 1: returned is shoes.

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Speaker 3: I wear them.

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Speaker 1: Their mind really well, yeah you can't like, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to tape up the bottoms and then I'm slipping

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Speaker 1: and sliding all through Manhattan.

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you don't.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those situations where you get them, You

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Speaker 1: get in a cab, get out of the cab, make

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Speaker 1: sure the door is right next to the cab. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm sitting in the uber, like, can you move

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Speaker 1: up a little bit, sir? And he's like it's right there.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I just need you to move out.

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Speaker 2: Four more feets.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't dance. These are not you don't do the dance.

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Speaker 1: You just go there to walk in. Sit down, listen.

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Speaker 1: If I'm buying the shoes, then I then I'm keeping

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Speaker 1: the shoes unless I don't, like I wear them for

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Speaker 1: like a shoot, but like what photo shoots.

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Speaker 2: Are anyway, I'm not doing it with my shoes.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind returning some damn shoes.

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Speaker 1: You've returned shoes before. Absolutely, Why did you return the shoes?

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Speaker 1: They were too small? There's too big, Murray, it was uncomfortable, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking real questions. You need to answer the question

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Speaker 1: or I'm gonna assume your feet were too damn big

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Speaker 1: for the shoes.

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Speaker 3: You know how I do.

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Speaker 1: Some days my shoes my foot is a nine. Other

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Speaker 1: days it's an eight. In a really bad days, it's

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Speaker 1: intending a half. Yeah, that's a pretty bad day. So, Sidney,

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Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I was an expert in keeping my calm under pressure,

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Speaker 1: keeping calm under pressure?

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Speaker 2: What pressure have you been under in the last couple

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Speaker 2: of days?

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Speaker 3: Went to Detroit.

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Speaker 1: Had a fabulous vacation, because that's what lesbians are doing,

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Speaker 1: vacationing in Detroit. Did you wear a lot of flannel

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Speaker 1: out there? Barely wore any of the clothes I put

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Speaker 1: in my suitcase. That's how great the trip was. I

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Speaker 1: just hung out in pajamas and then I wore the

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Speaker 1: same sweater for a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like some real lesbian Detroit stuff right there.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely had a grand time. Things were going great with

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Speaker 1: me and the boo thing. Get on the plane in

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Speaker 1: business class because.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing great.

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Speaker 2: Business class just the new name for coach. I'm asking

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Speaker 2: for a friend.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: You always trying to rain on my motherfucking Paraine, and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna it's gonna cease.

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Speaker 1: It's going I feel like it's first class. And then

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Speaker 1: no business slash coach. No, it's business. I was what

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Speaker 1: do you call it? Upgraded to business? So they put

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Speaker 1: you in an exit row. I was the seat right

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Speaker 1: after first class, So they put you in an exit row. No,

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Speaker 1: I was the seat after did you have more leg

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Speaker 1: room you? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I did. I did, and nobody was sitting next to me.

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Speaker 2: It was great. Any who get home? The lights were

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Speaker 2: all off.

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Speaker 1: I was very exhausted sleep on the couch because I

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Speaker 1: was like, you know, she's not here, Let me just

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Speaker 2: TV, right because you didn't allowed to do that when

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Speaker 2: she's home. Shut up, wake up, wake up?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I hear the cats crying like a weird cry, like bitch,

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Speaker 1: we shitting all over your bed type cry.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that cry sounds like. That's what

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Speaker 2: they did.

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Speaker 1: They ship all over the damn bed everything. They shit

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Speaker 1: on my clothes, on my clothes that I had just

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Speaker 1: bought from Laremba everything.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so they don't have a litter box at your house,

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Speaker 2: I'll just be no.

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Speaker 1: We were gone for five days, and like cats, get

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Speaker 1: stressed out and they will shit or pee or spray

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Speaker 1: things because they're angry. And you know what I would

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Speaker 1: have done, because I was angry, I would have kicked

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Speaker 1: that cout right off the fire escape, just straight across

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Speaker 1: the street, because that's what happens when I'm stressed out

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Speaker 1: and surrounded by poop. So I'm freaking out because I

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Speaker 1: needed to buy a New Year's Eve outfit and clean

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Speaker 1: up shit. So I was a little stressed, but I

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Speaker 1: got it done. Matter of fact, bought two dresses, went out,

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Speaker 1: had a great time with your ass.

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Speaker 3: Right. Then Adrian comes back.

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Speaker 1: She's mad at me because apparently I didn't clean the

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Speaker 1: shit properly. Wait, what does that mean? You try to

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Speaker 1: clean it with like a paper towel like a napkin.

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Speaker 1: It sounded like Adriane was gonna break up with me

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Speaker 1: on the spot because I didn't clean it properly.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're supposed to like soak the cat.

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Speaker 1: Poop, and there was like cat poop near the litter

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Speaker 1: or whatever. So she's mad at that. Then the cats

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Speaker 1: pissed on the couch. Yeah, it's term for those cats

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Speaker 1: to go. It sounds like the cats are saying, give

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Speaker 1: us us free, ruining my relationship. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: we got it together and now I was fine. I

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Speaker 1: didn't cry, I didn't do anything stupid.

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Speaker 3: I didn't hit her.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I heard you mean the cat, because

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Speaker 1: that's oh no, I kicked the cats if I kicked

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Speaker 1: it like it was a football, like Charlie. I kicked

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Speaker 1: it like a cowboy, one of those cowboys.

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Speaker 3: What's the cowboys? The Philadelphia Cowboy? No, kick the ball

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 2: Philadelphia Cowboys. I think that's what it is. I think

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Speaker 2: it's I think it's the Chicago Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: What's the Sidney, I'm pretty short it's the Detroit Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this guest here is a real sharp shoot. No,

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Speaker 1: this guest is one of our good friends. Uh.

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Speaker 2: He's a comedian here in New York.

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Speaker 1: He's doing all of the work and he actually has

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Speaker 1: a show, a monthly show at the standing Room called.

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Speaker 3: Cool Cool Cool. That's super cool. It's cool.

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Speaker 1: It's a cool show that we haven't been on it,

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Speaker 1: but it's okay, even though he's done our show two times.

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Speaker 1: Our show is the worm up. It's like every second

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Speaker 1: Saturday of the month, Carme Lounge in the East Religion

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Speaker 1: a PM.

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Speaker 2: Super funny.

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Speaker 1: This gentleman, I use that word loosely, is really funny.

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Speaker 2: And Sidney, can you can you introduce his expertise for

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Speaker 2: us today? I really really enjoy this guy. Give it

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Speaker 2: up for Lawrence Delu.

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Speaker 1: Yay wait I didn't even clap for him. Let's do

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Speaker 1: that over give it up for Lawrence Delos. Yay, and

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Speaker 1: he is our expert in living with your mom giving

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Speaker 1: up for Lawrence living.

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Speaker 2: He's I live at home expert. Yay, ladies, Lawrence, We're

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Speaker 2: doing really well.

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Speaker 1: What are your thoughts real quick on the Philadelphia Cowboys

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Speaker 1: season this year.

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Speaker 3: That's why I was first.

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Speaker 4: I was the expert in telling you, ladies, the correct

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Speaker 4: football team, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Dallas Cowboys, the Chicago.

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Speaker 1: B Yes, yes, yes, I knew it was the Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: I was being facetious.

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Speaker 3: Well, the way Sidney said, I wasn't sure.

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Speaker 2: No, Sidney definitely didn't know.

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Speaker 4: The Cowboys are probably one of the best teams in

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Speaker 4: football right now.

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Speaker 3: So they look really good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are there like, what are the top black people

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Speaker 1: on that team?

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Speaker 4: They got this rookie, they got two rookies. They got

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Speaker 4: Ezekiel Elliott. He's running back. He's really good. He's got

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Speaker 4: like a weird face.

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Speaker 2: His hair is not on point crop tops. I want

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Speaker 2: him to do that.

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Speaker 1: Like he's got a highlighter on his name is Ezekiel something?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Elliott, I don't know you were top.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm six one.

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Speaker 2: No, don't, don't, don't lie to the people.

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Speaker 2: Are you really six one?

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe you have bad posture, because I can't.

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Speaker 3: I'm six one and three quarters. My doctor she just

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Speaker 2: You have a doctor.

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Speaker 3: I got health insurance.

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Speaker 2: You have insurance because you're not paying rent.

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Speaker 3: Well, I got health insurances. I have a great job.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's sorry you have. And what is it that

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Speaker 4: I mean I assemble boxes for a living, for a

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Speaker 2: A symbol boxes.

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Speaker 1: I like how you try to make that sound better

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Speaker 3: I assemble the brown shipping boxes that people receive.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't even assemble like the gift boxes.

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Speaker 1: You just assembled the box that they send that people

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like I put cringled paper inside the box.

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Speaker 2: Now oh you get the paper in?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Fun? Yeah, super fun and so also real quick.

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Speaker 4: The jewelry boxes that people receive they have made in China,

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot of things now that helped out.

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Speaker 2: Oh so they give you a promotion.

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Speaker 1: You're also removing stickers while assembling boxes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's it's really good for the community. I

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Speaker 1: I literally feel like it's Christmas for you every day.

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Speaker 1: You're just dealing with boxes. Because Elliott is cute, is he?

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Speaker 3: Lawrence let me see.

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Speaker 2: Thank god he's not a Lawrence de Loach because rain Drop.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, I totally it was the wrong guy.

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Speaker 2: He's got He has a really big face. He's really

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Speaker 1: Listen, if anybody is like a cousin or some type

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Speaker 3: Sliding them DM call us.

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Speaker 1: So, so Lawrence, you are here because you live with

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Speaker 3: My life? Nah.

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Speaker 2: She was like, get out of my house, and he

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Speaker 1: And then he was hungry for six months and he

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Speaker 2: If your mom's name is Sheila.

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Speaker 1: His name is Peggy Hey, Peggy, Yeah, Peggy.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 3: I went away to school, I got a job.

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Speaker 3: On Yeah, I was going.

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Speaker 2: You're going for four years?

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Speaker 4: No, I was going for actually for like almost nine years, okay,

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Speaker 3: He had an apartment there. I had my own apartment,

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Speaker 2: Well, an apartment in Rochester. Like, how much is like that?

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Speaker 3: So you had a room? Did you have a room

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Speaker 1: Wait, Lawrence, how much was the rent? In Rochester rent

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Speaker 3: working for Time Warner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I used to be a bill collector out there. Uh.

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Speaker 3: How was that being a bill collector? It was cool.

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Speaker 3: You hear a lot of people problems that she don't

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Speaker 2: What's the best excuse you from?

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Speaker 4: Lady told me she couldn't pay because her dog was

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Speaker 3: And oh air bud like no, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: Because the dog's check, Like she's like, you know, he's

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Speaker 4: That was That was the type of excuse that she

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Speaker 3: She was like, let me talk to your supervisor. Rahiem like.

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Speaker 4: She started calling me all time, literally she knows that

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Speaker 3: And I was like, my name is Laurence, but you

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Speaker 1: And when I'm trying, I say, you sound very niggardly.

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Speaker 1: She was like, listen rocking.

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Speaker 3: What did you say? Was your respond I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: Was like, what a bit, So did you get did

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Speaker 4: Or when you I mean when you're coming off like

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Speaker 4: my sup like, no, We're not gonna do nothing.

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Speaker 3: For this lady. Do you usually do stuff like do

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Speaker 4: When I was working a time, one of there were

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Speaker 1: Why was her cable ten dollars? She only had six channels.

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Speaker 1: She was like CBS and Fox, ABC and.

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Speaker 3: You hear some old ass dog in the background, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know she had wanted to cheat the intentdo

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Speaker 1: She had to like get up and like turn. The

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Speaker 3: Ready to lady.

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Speaker 2: She couldn't pay ten dollars because her like ten I.

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Speaker 3: Was a month.

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Speaker 4: And like when someone's saying they can't pay ten dollars

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Speaker 3: She's scamming. She's got it.

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Speaker 2: She got She's like, I'm just not gonna pay ten dollars.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, and I don't know if I was

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Speaker 3: And that was ten months.

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Speaker 2: What you you you were at the level where you

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Speaker 3: I mean I just do a lot of shady ship there,

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Speaker 4: I talked to my supervisor, and my supervisor, you know,

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Speaker 4: And the sad thing about it was, I don't even

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Speaker 3: She died.

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Speaker 2: She was so elated with the credit that you gave

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Speaker 3: I killed this lady with condess.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, because at first I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she just suck it on some better Scots, fool.

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Speaker 3: Like pa and it's like I got that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wait, do you guys record the call when it's on hold?

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Speaker 3: Everything?

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Speaker 2: Wait, when I'm on hold, you guys are recording what.

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Speaker 4: There's a there's a mute button, and then there's a

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Speaker 1: I'd definitely be saying I saying some crazy stuff about

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Speaker 1: Verizon because I call them every couple of months just

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Speaker 2: And then they put me on hold it I'd.

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Speaker 1: Be like, there's so I'd like, way if you get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, be a better person, even if you're faget it

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Speaker 2: If yeah, normally I'm normally able to get a discount.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know. I guess no one's ever given

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Speaker 3: If you call sounding young and vibrant, give you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just I don't know. Does that sound.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chester, They weren't to me hot girls.

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Speaker 1: So like it was hard for me to like it

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Speaker 4: I will tell you that the wildest thing I ever

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was no, but it was like, you know,

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Speaker 3: I looked out for him, and.

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Speaker 4: It was like totally like you can go to jail

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Speaker 4: get fired. But I was just like I was twenty three,

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Speaker 3: Out here listening.

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Speaker 1: I mean we have fans in Rochester wearing white south

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Speaker 2: Like the girls who wear Tory Birch they are huge

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Speaker 2: fans of ours.

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00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,160
Speaker 3: Or yeah, shout out to all my girls that were

452
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:19,880
Speaker 3: Tory Birch.

453
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,000
Speaker 2: How doing, Lawrence, how you feel about women that were

454
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:22,600
Speaker 2: Tory Birch.

455
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,480
Speaker 3: I mean, if you wear old navy, if you wear

456
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 3: it right, that's fine.

457
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:35,240
Speaker 1: So the podcast, I've never seen somebody wearing old navy fleece, correct, Lawrence.

458
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:38,080
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this. So after Rochester,

459
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,920
Speaker 2: you took your gus back to Peggy's house.

460
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,680
Speaker 3: Well, no, no, no, no, no, there was there was

461
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,080
Speaker 3: a girl.

462
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,080
Speaker 4: I was dating and she u she had just moved

463
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,919
Speaker 4: into an apartment in flat Bush and you were like her.

464
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 3: So she was like she was on some like you know,

465
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,040
Speaker 3: moving with me, and I moved in with her and

466
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,680
Speaker 3: that was like a total nightmare. Why it was just

467
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,200
Speaker 3: a class of personalities like you know, like or you

468
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,120
Speaker 3: just wasn't contributing. I mean at the time, she had

469
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 3: two jobs. I didn't have a job. It was it

470
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 3: was rough, you know.

471
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,320
Speaker 2: So you were Lawrence from Insecure?

472
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:13,639
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it.

473
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,119
Speaker 2: About dudes named Lawrence that just makes them laurn? You're

474
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 2: going to get a job at best Buy or nothing?

475
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 3: The best Buy? The goal? I mean, I got myself

476
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,360
Speaker 3: fired from the time.

477
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,919
Speaker 2: Warner, you were creating an app, You're going to.

478
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,359
Speaker 3: Just stole my story, yo, legit Yo.

479
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 2: Watching the show, I was like this, Lawrence is so

480
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,119
Speaker 2: familiar to me, and now I know what I forgot.

481
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 3: I know Lawrence already.

482
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,920
Speaker 4: No, it was very like I said, I got myself fire.

483
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 4: I was I just started doing stand up in New York.

484
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 4: So I was kind of like, you know, just like

485
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,879
Speaker 4: I got a dream I'll be famous for six months.

486
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,399
Speaker 4: And my girl at the time, she was like, well,

487
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,199
Speaker 4: you know, you're very naive when you first start doing.

488
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 3: You have this delusion.

489
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 2: Nah, I never never thought I think six months now,

490
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 2: I believe in myself.

491
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 3: I believed in myself since day one. So it's very delusion.

492
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 2: How many months ago was this son.

493
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 3: Probably like seventy seven months ago.

494
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 1: This was seventy seven months ago. So you moved in

495
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 1: with Isa and she was like, you got to get out.

496
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 3: I mean, was getting mad at me. You know, I'm

497
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 3: saying I can't say her real name, Kathy, but I

498
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 3: mean you was fucking with a chick named Kathy.

499
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 2: How old was Kathy? Kathy was white fifty five.

500
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 3: Kathy was Haitian fifty five.

501
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 2: Even though we came in that brand, I moved in,

502
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 2: I moved in with her, and you know, and it

503
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 2: just she wanted her house clean. She wanted to make

504
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 2: sure her you you had house.

505
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 3: Well. I think I think that was you know, that

506
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 3: was the main problem, because you know, she's going out

507
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 3: there working hard and.

508
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 2: She comes home and you just waking up after Yo,

509
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: I'm about to.

510
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 3: Go to this open mic. I'm about to get it.

511
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 3: I'm about to tell these new Dick jokes. And then

512
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 3: she was like, nah, you're.

513
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: Telling New Dick jokes giving up her like unemployed dick,

514
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: like was not hal hading New Dick jokes, and you

515
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: giving her old Dick strucks. So obviously she's upset. She

516
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: was a struggle glass. Then you're trying to get on

517
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 1: her insurance.

518
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,439
Speaker 2: You're like your cat, and you was eating up all

519
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,199
Speaker 2: the cereal and leaving no milk lass like, come on.

520
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 3: I remember.

521
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 4: I think that the final stroke was she had bought

522
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 4: a pizza and went to work and I ate the

523
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 4: last slice of piece.

524
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 3: Now you know, I mean that's very small.

525
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 4: No listen, when you when you really not contributed anything,

526
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 4: and she's already like upset at you. That last slice

527
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 4: of pieces set her the off. And I think I

528
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 4: left the box of refrigerated.

529
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 3: Go to your mother's house? And you did?

530
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 2: Did you? Could you walk to your mom's house? Or

531
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: you had to get in the butter? How to pick

532
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 2: you up?

533
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 3: What happened? Actually? I had a car. I have a

534
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 3: car still you do you?

535
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 2: Actually?

536
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 3: And I packed up every like you packed up.

537
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: You. You got a box, you got a plastic bag

538
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: and throwing your polo shirts in there.

539
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,719
Speaker 2: You packed up a box and through it you threw

540
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: your PlayStation in a bag. You double baged your double

541
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: bag and then and then she threw all your Nike

542
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: shoe boxes out the in the hallway.

543
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 4: It was definitely I think it was actually, be honest

544
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 4: with you, it was two trips. I had two two trips.

545
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 3: To come back, come back. I came back. You're gouldn't

546
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 3: put everything in an uber, yo.

547
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 4: I think the saddest part was when I had to

548
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 4: give up the house key, like you know, I was

549
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 4: I handed at house skin. I thought it was like

550
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 4: a joke. I thought it was one of those I'm

551
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 4: gonna teach you get a job, and.

552
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: No, she'd been mad at you for six months she was.

553
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: I mean it was a few months you know, of

554
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 3: me not working.

555
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 4: So you know, I ended up moving home and I

556
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 4: was like, you know what, Lawrence, I said, you ain't

557
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 4: gonna be here for.

558
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 3: No more than three months.

559
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 2: And how many months ago was that?

560
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 3: It's like sixty three months ago, like sixty seven months?

561
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 3: And right now, how long have you been with your mom?

562
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 4: I got kicked out of my ex girl crib like

563
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 4: August in twenty eleven, so whatever year we.

564
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: Do some time twenty seventeen.

565
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 3: Now, I mean it's early twenty seventeen.

566
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know when this episode is gonna air,

567
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: but I'm sure whenever we air this, you still gonna

568
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: be at your mother's house.

569
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: So how did Peggy feel when you came back with

570
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 2: all this stuff?

571
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 3: She did she have open arms or like, my mom is.

572
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 4: Very supportive, especially because I'm an only child, so it

573
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 4: was like, you know, she was like a boy, I'm

574
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: the only boy, I'm only child, So she was like,

575
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 4: you know, hey, she was like, you know, I'm not

576
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 4: going to sit here and let you be homeless, so

577
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 4: move in and you know, and I had told her.

578
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 4: I was like, yo, ma, it's only gonna be a

579
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 4: couple moms because I'm getting my shit together.

580
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: And little did Peggy what does she feel?

581
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 3: How does she feel now? She's cool?

582
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 2: I mean she she's like she cool. You don't even

583
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 2: know how she feels.

584
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 3: No, I mean I really don't.

585
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 4: But I mean when I sometimes when I don't come

586
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 4: home for like a day two, she's like, good, don't

587
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 4: come back, like but you know, she she's happy for me,

588
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 4: like she knows that.

589
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 3: So wait, when you don't come home, where are you?

590
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, where the hell do you be?

591
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: You at that girl who work at the bank's house,

592
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: the bank teller, Tasha freaky ass house bank teller.

593
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: Babe. You know, I'm just I'm out doing you know,

594
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 3: whether I'm doing stand up or I'm.

595
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: Just okay, I say something smart, say something all these.

596
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: So I just what is the plan then, Like if

597
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: if the stand up thing takes like another two years,

598
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: let's say, for like your big pay day, you just

599
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: gonna Are you cool with staying at your mom's house?

600
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 3: I mean I'm not.

601
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 4: I'm not like, oh, this is the move, Like I

602
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 4: don't want to be like it's not the movie. But

603
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 4: she she was doing Wow, shed kind of get me

604
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 4: out the crib.

605
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 3: Oh what was mom doing? She talked about and you know,

606
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 3: I don't really mess with cats trying to kill you.

607
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 3: She's trying to kill you.

608
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 4: It was like one am and my step pops he

609
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 4: brought the cat home and I went to the bathroom.

610
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 4: I just see this cat just staring at me, and

611
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 4: I was like, what the is going yeo, And it

612
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 4: was like, oh, you got you got a little brother,

613
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 4: and now.

614
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: Oh they hit you with a little blood. Your Peggy

615
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: is let me tell you something, savage.

616
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: Peggy and step dad Sam, They just want to walk

617
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: around the house but ass naked, and you crab.

618
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 3: Really do they just want to make He wants.

619
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: To make eggs butt naked and make kool aid and

620
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: then be like, you don't know nothing about this right here,

621
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: baby boy?

622
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: You know, Ving Raims just wants to bang Peggy at

623
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: the house and you're there all the time.

624
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had nine years when I was away. You

625
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

626
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: Do you know if your mom like feels comfortable like

627
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 2: being herself.

628
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 3: Even with you being there? I mean, are any of

629
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 3: us comfortable with being ourselves right now?

630
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: You know, Sidney got has socks on the table house,

631
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm secreting onto somebody else's couch right now.

632
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 3: Nah, you know, I think I'm comfortable.

633
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 4: I think that if you live at home with your mom,

634
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 4: I think the best part is balanced, Like you know,

635
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 4: like you gotta be home when she's sleep and she

636
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 4: you know, like you just can't home.

637
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 2: Do you help her around the house?

638
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: Like do you like do you swimp symbol furniture and

639
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: like do laundry and like put do you like?

640
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 3: I don't know, do you want her a box? Please?

641
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 3: I bring my mother boxes like that? She gets say

642
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 3: that again. Say that again.

643
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 4: Make my mother box get herself some boxes, Yo, Lawrence,

644
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 4: do you pay rent?

645
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 3: I mean define rent? Like no, No, I mean I

646
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 3: do pay. I pay the cable.

647
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: You venmo her pay the cable. Then you still got

648
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: that cable hook up.

649
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 3: No, I don't have the kid now.

650
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 4: I pay like I think it's close to like three

651
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 4: hundred a month right now for cable because my mother

652
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 4: she's like old school, so she has like a house

653
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 4: phone and she has Internet, and then we have like

654
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: a bunch of.

655
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 3: Cable boxes, so you got high speed definition of Wi Fi.

656
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 3: Three hundred dollars is too much. But I can't be

657
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 3: like your mom.

658
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: Need know your mom could pay like the hundred dollars.

659
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 3: She's doing that a purpose. She's doing that a purpose

660
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: because they got every channel.

661
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are they home eat watching team a lot?

662
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: I mean I can't see him be like, yo, take

663
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: that out like yeah, you know.

664
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: Kind of you absolutely cannot say that.

665
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's like you know that then you know,

666
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 3: you know, I bring food home to my mom.

667
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: Like you know, but food dream and you'd be bringing

668
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 2: pizza home on Thursdays.

669
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 3: Like I have this.

670
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 4: I have this thing called a Whole Fools Wednesday, where

671
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 4: I go to Whole Fools on Wednesday and I bring

672
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 4: some stuff?

673
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 3: How much? How much?

674
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 2: How much money are you spending at Whole Fool?

675
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: Money is relative, you know, I want to know how

676
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: much you're dropping on Peggy on Wednesday? We're talking, you know,

677
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 3: at least one hundred. It's around one hundred eighty one hundred,

678
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: you know, I.

679
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: Mean because yeah, but that at Whole Foods, that's like

680
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: three items.

681
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: Nah.

682
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 4: No, if you, if you smart shop, you pretty good.

683
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 4: Like she gets a lot of you know, chicken colors and.

684
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: Bacon. She's she's not. I mean, she's not complaining. Plus

685
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: you know she's not. She's not complaining to you.

686
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: She's complaining to every day.

687
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 3: No about Laurence, her friends. I'm an angel, you know.

688
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 3: No to her friends?

689
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: Is my box making ass. Who gotta who got a

690
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: sneaker habit? You gotta you got a real sneaker habit?

691
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 3: I mean it's not a sneaker. I mean I resell sneakers. Yeah,

692
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: but you have lots of shoes.

693
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: You know, when all the new ones are coming out,

694
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: you sometimes wait online.

695
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: I mean, this is this an intervention?

696
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Peggy, Peggy, gotcha, Peggy sentest is this I have

697
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: a letter here from Peggy, She said, Dear Nika, No,

698
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: we just want to know. Like, I mean, you're an artist,

699
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to like get down on you

700
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: about living with your mom because we're not dating.

701
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: But like.

702
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: I know that you do have an end goal and

703
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: you at least you do have a day job, and

704
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: you know you're you're trying.

705
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: Like it's it's not like you're a bum.

706
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, it's not your bum anymore, because you

707
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: were a bum when you were at your ex girlfriend's house,

708
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: which is why you got kicked out.

709
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't say a bomb was trying to

710
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 3: get together.

711
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: I mean, we're all trying to listen, everybody's trying to

712
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: get their shit together. But there's a lot of misconceptions.

713
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 3: About people who live with their parents.

714
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: And I want you to tell us what are these misconceptions?

715
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: Because saying you live with your mom out loud just

716
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: sound awful awful now you.

717
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: Know what it's It's almost like it's my brand at this.

718
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: Point, Like this is so you can't even leave.

719
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 3: I can't even leave stuff.

720
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 4: It would be weird if you left your mom's house

721
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 4: we signed these twins. Nah, But ultimately a lot of

722
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: people think like it is a you know, like you're

723
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 4: just taking advantage. Nah, I mean is it, like, no,

724
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 4: do I really want to live in a three bedroom

725
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 4: with five other starving artists?

726
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: And absolutely not.

727
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 3: I've been to a lot of my you know, comedy

728
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 3: friend's house, you know, with this miserable discussing, and it's dirty,

729
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 3: you know, it's you know.

730
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 4: So I mean, at the same time, am I going

731
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 4: to sit here and knock my childhood room that I've

732
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 4: had for years?

733
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: Like, you know, are you sleeping on the same race

734
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: car bed that you were sleeping on in nineteen ninety nine?

735
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 3: You sleep on?

736
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 2: It is a twins.

737
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 3: It's not a twin what I look like. It's a full.

738
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,479
Speaker 1: Which is basically a twin and a half. Yeah, it's

739
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: a twin with a little bit more.

740
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: It's a twin with like a little bit of extra

741
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: pillow space.

742
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're in your childhood bed.

743
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: That means you have like all your like old t

744
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: LC posters on the wall, Like who's on the wall?

745
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: You know?

746
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,719
Speaker 3: It's fine? All right?

747
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 4: So this is I have a There was some stickers

748
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 4: I got when I was eight. It was from the

749
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 4: Dream Team with crazy you.

750
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: Got space jam stickers on your watch? Actually actually, so

751
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: do you bring women home?

752
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I want to know. You know, it's funny.

753
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: I used to bring women through, like when I was

754
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: in college through Yeah. Through.

755
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: You don't bring people through the mom's crib, I mean

756
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: you take them there.

757
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 3: I would take them there.

758
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: You know, we would have a nice you know, you

759
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: would have a nice evening and then she would be like, bye,

760
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: you know, have you ever got caught with some money?

761
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: Nah?

762
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 4: You know, it's fun My mother has always been very

763
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 4: like respectful, we respected.

764
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: You know, wait, how would your mother being respect in

765
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 3: her house? And yeah, you got some nerve I used

766
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 3: to I.

767
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 4: Had when I was younger, I had a you know,

768
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 4: a girlfriend, and like my mom loved her and like,

769
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 4: you know, bringer you know, she would come by, you know,

770
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 4: she would spend the night over there.

771
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes she would spend the night at your mother's house

772
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: while she was there.

773
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: My mother, my mother really like he's very modern.

774
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: He's ready for some grand babies, That's what it sounds like.

775
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: She's not ready for anything, Like she knows, like who's

776
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 3: taking care of this grand baby? So she don't. She

777
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: don't want that.

778
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: He's like, we don't have room for creep in the

779
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: living room or a potty training toilet in this one bathroom.

780
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: We already got a cat.

781
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: That's what the cat is, the.

782
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: Little brother, little brother.

783
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 4: But no, she's never really been like on something like,

784
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 4: you know, don't bring you know, girls to I you know,

785
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: maybe I'm gonna be honestly, how many women have met

786
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 4: my mother?

787
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 3: Maybe three? But I mean, how may you know I

788
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 3: bring people?

789
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: Now?

790
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: No, I don't really do that because most of the

791
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: girls I me have they ship together.

792
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: I think if both of us don't have our ship together,

793
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 4: that's that's not a relationship.

794
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: That's a that's a group meeting, like a therapy session.

795
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 3: You gotta have, you know.

796
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 4: And I know this is gonna sound as a female

797
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 4: if you don't have your own place of like a

798
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 4: roommate situation, like what I'm gonna do?

799
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: Come over?

800
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 3: You see this?

801
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: Do you see this? America? Ladies and gentlemen what I mean?

802
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: But listen, listen to this. You know you sound crazy.

803
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: You do sound crazy.

804
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: But as a woman who pays her rent mostly on time,

805
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: I can't date somebody who lives with their mom, Like

806
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: I can't be with somebody. Oh I'm bougie as hell

807
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: when it comes to my vagina, but like it's not

808
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: even really that, Like if I'm and I understand, like

809
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: everyone's trying to be a better person and get to

810
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: another level.

811
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: But while I'm trying to do that, I'm not at

812
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 2: my mom's house.

813
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 3: So I need for you.

814
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: Actually, I want to tate somebody in a better situation

815
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: than me.

816
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: You need to have no roommates.

817
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: I don't want to date anybody who has a roommate

818
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: or a mom because he wants to walk butt naked

819
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 2: and make from the bedroom to the bathroom.

820
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: Man, I shouldn't have salad. I don't want to talk

821
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: to you know, raggedy as roommates. I don't want to

822
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: bump into your dog. I have a roommate, But the

823
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: dude that I date next can't have no roommates. He

824
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: needs to be like you gotta have his own floor

825
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: of the building. Like it needs to be like a

826
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: walk through. There need to be a terrorist in the bag.

827
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 3: What do you talk about? You? Did you hear Lauren?

828
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: She should that you hear like, but she should she

829
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: should have that that those standards because look what she's

830
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: bringing to the table.

831
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 3: Everything standard too, And look what I'm bringing.

832
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: To literally boxes. People walk into your life with boxes

833
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 1: and walk out of them will.

834
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 2: Bring a box shaped table to the table.

835
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: What you bring in to the table a box? And

836
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: if I I do, I can literally go to Sea

837
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: Town and get boxes for free. You just got away

838
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: for them to throw them out there. Yeah, no, I

839
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: just that's that's where I'm at. I have a roommate.

840
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm working on reaching my goals. I can't date somebody

841
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: and you I live like in a better neighborhood than me. Like,

842
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going deeper into Brooklyn facility.

843
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 3: Where do you live live in Crown Heights? That's Brooklyn?

844
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: Well you have to think people listening, don't all.

845
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like what kind of Brooklyn I mean?

846
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 4: Like on the left side of the street, it's a

847
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 4: Cidic Jewish people and on the right side it's a

848
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 4: bunch of West Indians.

849
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: Okay, so you live in an interesting area.

850
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very interesting, super interesting in my neighborhood. But

851
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 3: I think it's it's a nice neighborhood.

852
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 2: So what type of women are you? Are you dating?

853
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Are you looking for a relationship or are you just

854
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: like looking to hang right now?

855
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 3: No, I mean I'm it's twenty seventeen, I'm getting older.

856
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 3: Were looking for love?

857
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 2: You know?

858
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: Wow, if you're looking for love, I mean, I think

859
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: we all get caught up in like relationships or trying

860
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: to find somebody. But essentially you need to just worry

861
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: about yourself. And I just want to know what's the

862
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: plan in order to get out of your mother's apartment,

863
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: because for me, I've been waitressing for ten years and

864
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: it's not I'm not living with my mom, but I

865
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: kind of feel stuck a little bit, and it's important

866
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: to create that vision board and that plan to get

867
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: the fuck out. Because Lawrence, what's what's on your vision board?

868
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: What's your vision board?

869
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 2: Queen size bed and what else?

870
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: Sheets on the mattress all the time, two pillows that

871
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: both have cases.

872
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 3: On pillows in my crib. I got a I do

873
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: have a vision board, which is it's a great vision.

874
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it, you know, let's talk about it.

875
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: It's the beginning of the year. Let's talk about what

876
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: you're trying to manifest this year.

877
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to manifest happiness, enjoy it.

878
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, for real, like

879
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 2: some real things like are you trying to do a

880
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: half hour? Are you trying to get like a manager agent?

881
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: You're trying to be on TV?

882
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 3: What's up? Yeah?

883
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: Word, what you're trying to do? You're trying to do a.

884
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 4: Special Honestly, I'm just trying to work on being the

885
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 4: most funny Lawrence the Lots I could be, and all

886
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 4: that will.

887
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 3: Come is my mic on. Yeah, it's onse just checking

888
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 3: the levels.

889
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 4: But I'm just trying to be the best Lawrence the

890
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 4: Lots I could really be, and I think all that

891
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: will come and you know, you just go from there.

892
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not trying to be proactive about it

893
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: this year. I mean, like you listen, so people listening

894
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: to this don't necessarily live in New York. So it's

895
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: comics who listen to the podcasts who live in like.

896
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: North Carolina and like Virginia and wherever else this thing

897
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 2: is streaming.

898
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: And so my question to you is somebody who's not

899
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: from New York who's listening to you as a comic

900
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: from New York, is like, well, what should I be

901
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: doing to get out of my situation?

902
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: What would you say to that person?

903
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 4: Well, what I mean, I would just say, and honestly,

904
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 4: I would say, don't don't come here, don't make bo

905
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 4: don't make no. You know, honestly, if you if you

906
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 4: want to come here and you want to live with

907
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 4: you know, ten other people, that's fine. Don't don't let

908
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 4: it knock you. I mean, I just got luck, not lucky,

909
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 4: but I got in a situation where I grew up

910
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 4: in Brooklyn. Yeah, and you know, I do have family

911
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 4: out here that's willing to kind of, you know, let

912
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 4: me pursue what I.

913
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 3: Want to do.

914
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 2: You mean your mother, like just say, Peggy is helping

915
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: you out.

916
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: It's just not Peggy.

917
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not staying with the other family.

918
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: No, it's definitely.

919
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 4: It's like I said, it's it's I got my mother's

920
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 4: always looked out and I'm just continuing the work.

921
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that's great.

922
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm glad that your mother is by your side, because

923
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: it's it's hard being an artist because people eventually either

924
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: not give up or they get less interested.

925
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 2: Like in the first two years, people are like, so

926
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: what you do and you're gonna blow up or not?

927
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: Like what's up? And it's like comedy doesn't work like that.

928
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 2: It literally does take time, and you like the schedule

929
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: to have.

930
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: A day job and then do comedy at night and

931
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: then hang out at shows and then try to do

932
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: writing packets or try to audition, like you have a

933
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: day job, Like can you audition?

934
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

935
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm lucky where I have a day job that

936
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 4: wear my boss me to do stuff like that. Like

937
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 4: when I I do have auditions and stuff like that,

938
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 4: He's always been like, all right, just you know, don't

939
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 4: don't be out for eight hours of the day, but

940
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 4: you know, if you need a couple hours, He's.

941
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 3: Cool with that. That's good.

942
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, like a lot of

943
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 4: the situations I'm in, you know, it's very flexible.

944
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

945
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: I had a day job for a while and I

946
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 1: didn't ever tell anybody when I had auditions, I would

947
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: just leave.

948
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: And then when I came job, and then when I came,

949
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 2: I was a champ at that job.

950
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: And then when I when I came back, people wouldn't

951
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: even they didn't even realize I had been going for

952
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: like an hour and a half.

953
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: I was attempted there for three three months.

954
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: All the other jobs I got fired from, Lawrence thank

955
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: you for bringing that Nope to everybody's attention. But I

956
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: would just leave. I'd be like, I would come back

957
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: with a face full makeup and people.

958
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: Would be like, did you have on red liftick when

959
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: you got here?

960
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, he sure did, No, It's crazy.

961
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 4: I know so many comics who are who moved to

962
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 4: New York from mother cities and then they were like,

963
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 4: you know, a couple of years, they're like I just

964
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 4: don't have any money, or like I don't.

965
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: Have you know, yeah, New York is expens everything and

966
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 3: chasing this so.

967
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: Are you had a frugal expert that was like literally

968
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: telling us all the ways that you can kind of

969
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 2: cut corners. And she has her own her apartment and

970
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: affordable housing.

971
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: And it's like, there is outlets if you really want

972
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: to do that next level thing. And I want you

973
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: on the show because I definitely think that there's some

974
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: insight because it is stressful.

975
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: Oh super stressful.

976
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 4: I think you know one thing I will say about

977
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: a lot of at least comics from New York City

978
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 4: that are doing comedy, and a lot of male comics

979
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 4: who grew up here in a lot of people who

980
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 4: grew up in New York City. They still live at

981
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 4: home like a lot of people.

982
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: I know, name two name to comics does to live

983
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 2: at home in New York.

984
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 3: You're not gonna put them out. I don't know.

985
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 2: I just say their names, just the initials. What are

986
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 2: their initials?

987
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 3: I mean, well, we know one, we know one who

988
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 3: is the one that we know, you know who? We

989
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 3: wanted to put him on the podcast as well. You

990
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: know him.

991
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: I don't know you guys talk about anyways. No, I

992
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: don't know who it is.

993
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 3: I hope he's not what I'm saying. So you you,

994
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 3: I mean, you do have certain you know some comics

995
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 3: that are you know that are.

996
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: So What you're gonna say is that New York comics

997
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: are less driven.

998
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 3: No, not, Maybe I wouldn't say less driven at all.

999
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: I would just say that if they're a little more comfort.

1000
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 4: Comics that that have come to me that a lot

1001
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 4: of people make, they will be like, oh ha, you

1002
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 4: live at home with your mother. But you don't understand

1003
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 4: how many comics have come to me and said, damn

1004
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 4: son like I wish I wish I had my family.

1005
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: I wish That's true, definitely true. I was talking to

1006
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 3: a comic.

1007
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna sayth he's you know, been on TV,

1008
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 4: you know, big, really great guy, like headlines all the country,

1009
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: he talked.

1010
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: We were talking one day and he was like, yo,

1011
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: so you know where do you live. I'm like living,

1012
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 3: I live at home.

1013
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 4: And he's like, yo, he said, if your family allows

1014
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: you to, he said, ride that ship out as long

1015
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 4: as you possibly can.

1016
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 3: He said, because he's seen people like you.

1017
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 4: It's already stressful enough doing stand up and and now

1018
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: not only that, but it's like, now I got this

1019
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 4: other added stress up.

1020
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 3: I gotta make rent, I gotta make I gotta eat,

1021
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: do all that. So like one pressure off of me.

1022
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm not sitting here like it's a big pressure.

1023
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: It's a big pressure trying to make rent, because trust me,

1024
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 4: I've I've had to pay my own rent. I've had

1025
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 4: to you know, pay money, I had to pay utilities.

1026
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 4: But that one less added stress that you have, I

1027
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 4: think it's it's not bad.

1028
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you take it. You definitely take a loss. Living

1029
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: at home.

1030
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: You take an l but like, at least you're funny,

1031
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: and you're really funny, but every.

1032
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: Smile, but there's just gonna cut it off right there.

1033
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 1: But there's some people who live at their parents' home

1034
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: and you get really comfortable because you you aren't stressing

1035
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: and the pressure is on it. And sometimes I feel

1036
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: like you do need to struggle so that it can

1037
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: push you to get even better, faster farther.

1038
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: Home is the struggle in itself.

1039
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 4: I don't think I think any comic that like is

1040
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 4: because I've I've had conversations with common who live at

1041
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 4: home and I'm like, yo, I gotta get out, and

1042
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 4: they like, nigga, what are you doing ride this out?

1043
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I kind of want to get out,

1044
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 3: like you know what I'm saying.

1045
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: So, yeah, but are these comics that are like, oh,

1046
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: we should listen to them or we should its.

1047
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 3: That you guys have had on your pocket, Comics that.

1048
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: Are funny that you know that they are like stay home,

1049
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: that are just you.

1050
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 4: Know, because like you said, some people who live at

1051
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 4: home are just like, I'm gonna ride this out, and

1052
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 4: you know, sometimes.

1053
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: You're like, well, don't you read with what Sydney's saying though,

1054
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: because certain people like they they're home, they're comfortable, They're

1055
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,760
Speaker 1: like they're not as driven because they know, like worst

1056
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: comes to worse they still got somewhere to stay, Like

1057
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: they can take a little bit longer to to break

1058
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: out as comedians or actors or whoever, because they're not

1059
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: like they're they know that at the end of the day,

1060
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: even if they don't go to any mics, they still

1061
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: got somewhere to sleep, Even if they don't go to

1062
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: not a single audition, they still And I've had food

1063
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: to eat every day and I couldn't.

1064
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 3: I don't.

1065
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 4: I don't look at it like that, Like I look

1066
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 4: at it as on some like it makes me. It

1067
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 4: drives me to get better as a stand up, Like

1068
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 4: it drives me to want to get out. Like I

1069
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 4: couldn't see myself like being like, yeah, I live at

1070
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 4: home like cool Lawrence, Like no.

1071
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 3: No no pressure, no worries, Like that's just me.

1072
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 4: Like everyone is different, right, But I couldn't seem like

1073
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 4: like I think like developing as a as just an

1074
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 4: artist is because like I live at home because I

1075
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: don't want to be there and because it's like but

1076
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 4: then well that's.

1077
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 2: Like that's a big part of your personality on stage

1078
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: as well.

1079
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: Like you talk about your job, you talk about Peggy,

1080
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: you talk about like your day to day life and

1081
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. Me.

1082
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 2: Every time you talk about that stuff, we think it's hilarious.

1083
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: But like, how much longer do you think you're gonna

1084
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: be able to do that material before people start to

1085
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: be like you.

1086
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 3: I got this, I got no trust me. I mean

1087
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 3: you can do.

1088
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 4: I mean as a comic, you you talk about your

1089
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 4: life as long as it's very entertained, as long as

1090
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 4: it's funny. I mean, I don't think I think me

1091
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: making jokes about making boxes, I don't think that's a

1092
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 4: damn son.

1093
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: How long you even when you get another job, you're

1094
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 2: gonna be like, yo, my job is making bodies.

1095
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 4: No, you know why because I have so much jokes

1096
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: about working at Time Warner, but I never I never

1097
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 4: prefaced it like I you know, it's not like it's

1098
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 4: it's the moment.

1099
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I used to work for this. I love

1100
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: doing stand up. I used to.

1101
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 4: And I think people as long as you're funny and

1102
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 4: you know how to tell, you know how to word it,

1103
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 4: and you make it good, like you could tell a

1104
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: joke I talked about college, talk about shit that's true

1105
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 4: in college, and people still like, yo, that's a funny joke.

1106
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's stressful about like living with people

1107
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: who actually care about you, like because I live with

1108
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I just started making money again and

1109
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: that's why I'm frivolous and going to Rainbow in Buffalo

1110
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,479
Speaker 1: Exchange all the time. But there was a point where

1111
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: it was very strenuous because it's like you want to

1112
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: make sure that person is happy as well, like you

1113
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: want to make sure your mom is living her life.

1114
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: You want, I want to make sure that my girlfriend

1115
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: is happy. And I feel like the problem with living

1116
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: with like a family member like your mom is like sometimes.

1117
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 3: You you run out of like your.

1118
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: Chances because what if you really do need to live

1119
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: and you can't because you spend all that time and

1120
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: then it's like no, no, you gotta get out, And

1121
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh shit, I'm almost homeless now.

1122
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 2: I wish I wouldn't have used up all that time.

1123
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: I don't think you know, the mother of her only

1124
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: boy is gonna kick him out anytime, you know, And.

1125
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: You know, I also, I'll say this, why are you

1126
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: banking on that? Though? No, you're not banking on it.

1127
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 3: But I also and everyone's story is different.

1128
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't home for almost ten years, Like, it's

1129
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: not like and it's not like I moved home and

1130
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, y'all, I just got this nine to five

1131
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 4: yr mam, here's some money.

1132
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: I'll see you. Like it's a there's a there's a goal.

1133
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: I don't think like my mother.

1134
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 4: Wouldn't just be like, hey, you can stay here and

1135
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 4: you're not chasing your dream like like and then it's also.

1136
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,959
Speaker 1: Like that's a misconception though, that's that's what's thing, because

1137
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: you're out of the house all day.

1138
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're really not there.

1139
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 4: I mean I'm literally out the house at nine thirty

1140
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 4: and I don't come home nights until one thirty two am,

1141
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 4: and then I'm sleeping for five hours and then I'm

1142
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 4: doing it again. Yeah, so that's it's not like, you know,

1143
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 4: if you're if you don't have a day job, you're

1144
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 4: just chilling in the crib or you're not doing stuff.

1145
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: And it's obvious that you're not doing stuff, and that's

1146
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 2: what it's act.

1147
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 3: There's no way that lady. And also if I wasn't

1148
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 3: funny that lady would not let me, she would not be.

1149
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 4: Like all right, I get it. So you know, I

1150
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 4: think some people say, well, you live at home. But

1151
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 4: it's like there's reasons why I'm able to stay home.

1152
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 4: Like I think if I was a bomber, I just

1153
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 4: was bullshiting. I don't think she would be as.

1154
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 3: No, there's some bums that they mom let them be bumps.

1155
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: But like I'm glad that Peggy is.

1156
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm glad that Peggy isn't like that because you you

1157
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: seem like you care about your mom and.

1158
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 2: You're with the name like Peggy. She's seems like a

1159
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: good lady. Shout out to Peggy Lee, and.

1160
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: I wish your mom could be on the podcast.

1161
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: Word Peggy could be our expert in having a child

1162
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: that you not does not leaving your house. Lawrence, we

1163
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: got some questions. Yeah, we want to test your expertise.

1164
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: You got your glasses on. You actually look really good

1165
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: in them.

1166
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't.

1167
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: I can't.

1168
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 3: That's the problem with America.

1169
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 4: You can't say nothing about yourself that makes you slf

1170
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 4: look great without people saying what's going on?

1171
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 2: So we got these questions for you, Laurence. We want

1172
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 2: to we want to test your expertise.

1173
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: We really do.

1174
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: I feel like you're really good at like doing whatever

1175
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: you're doing at your mom's house, but like we want

1176
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: to make sure it's official, unofficially, Okay, are you right?

1177
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1178
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 2: I have a first question.

1179
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

1180
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 2: What's the best place to take your mother for Mother's Day?

1181
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: That's a good one.

1182
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Ah, man, my mother, there's a

1183
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 3: diner I loves.

1184
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 2: You have completely failed you are. We can't even finish

1185
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: you take your mom to the diner. You can't even

1186
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: take it to like a nice like cloth napkin establishment.

1187
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 4: The fourth part day. So she has this diner that

1188
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 4: she's been going to since she was a kid that

1189
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 4: I would take her to. Uh, then afterwards, I would

1190
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 4: take my mom to a Knicks game because that's.

1191
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: What I want to do.

1192
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 2: And then where the seats? Where were the seats?

1193
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 3: Seats will be on the fifty yard line. That's a joke.

1194
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: That's the trick because it's because I'm like, what is that?

1195
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: So you're saying your seats are by the bathroom?

1196
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: Okay? Cool? No, I would take there would be a

1197
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 3: good seats close to the course side. Where else would

1198
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 3: I take my mom? After that?

1199
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 4: Man?

1200
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: She but like, what's the best place, like even if

1201
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't your mother, where's a good place to take

1202
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: somebody take their mom, my mother's dad.

1203
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, if it's free, it's the Brooklyn Promina,

1204
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 4: that'd be dope and stuff.

1205
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 3: What about what to say? Take it AiZ? No, you

1206
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: would never don't take your last.

1207
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: I took my mom to Red Lobster once and uh,

1208
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: she judges hell and she my mom won't eat other

1209
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: people's food.

1210
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: So we were sitting there and she just was like, hmm, yeah,

1211
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: your mom is so funny, but she won't eat its

1212
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 2: dirty soup. Yeah. Well, one person told me this and

1213
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: it was great.

1214
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: He was like, since I live with my mom, a

1215
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: Mother's Day, I would just leave the house for the

1216
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: whole day and that was the best.

1217
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: Gift to get. We all can't get what we want.

1218
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 2: You can't give Peggy the weekend alone.

1219
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 4: I mean no, See, that's the thing about living at home,

1220
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 4: Like you gotta understand we both got to just live

1221
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 4: with each.

1222
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 2: Other, even though you're not paying any fucking rent. That's

1223
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: a big yeah, But that's like Peggy don't need that much.

1224
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 3: She got a man. Yeah, but I mean, you know,

1225
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 3: maybe he wants to watch TV. I can't talk about

1226
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 3: what they do.

1227
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 2: What's the next question, Marie Laurence. Here's the question that

1228
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: I have for you. Question number two.

1229
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: If Peggy tells you to take the chicken out of

1230
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: the freezer and it takes five hours to defrost, what

1231
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: time do you need to take it out of the

1232
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: fridge so she won't beat your ass?

1233
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 4: Uh, the moment she tells me to take it out,

1234
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 4: the moment she calls me. I'm not gonna sit here

1235
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 4: and wait another minute or two, because.

1236
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: Because what happens is you're gonna get You're gonna get

1237
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: caught up doing something else. That chicken's gonna stand in

1238
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: the freezer, and then you're gonna hear her pulling up,

1239
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like it's on a raison one.

1240
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 4: Be like I'll be playing PlayStation, I'll be browsing the internet.

1241
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 4: Question you know, scenes from my favorite movies and porn,

1242
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 4: and then you.

1243
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: Know, and then you'll be watching porn at Peggy's house.

1244
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 3: Me, Noel, I don't even watch porn. I don't believe

1245
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 3: in part.

1246
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: That's a damn lie, unbelievable. I have another question. Okay, shoot,

1247
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: how do you properly make a bed? This is a

1248
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: big mother thing, because like they're so like moms are

1249
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: so crazy about making the bed, washing the dishes, cleaning

1250
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: the clothes.

1251
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 4: I mean usually, you know, you just gotta get a

1252
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 4: girl to make the bed and then you just go

1253
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 4: from there. But I mean, if I had to make

1254
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 4: a bed, I mean I would. It's time for you

1255
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 4: to go, It's time for.

1256
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 3: Me to leave. No. Also, like if I had to

1257
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 3: make a bed, which.

1258
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: I you know I do every morning, you just pull

1259
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: you make bed, the pillows are straight, and then you

1260
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: pull the top sheet over all the other sheet.

1261
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: It's just be like currinentally all underneath the comforter.

1262
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 3: Now you got it.

1263
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 4: You gotta make sure that the bed is probably adjusted

1264
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 4: so that way, you know, you can put the you

1265
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 4: can take the sheet off and then put the sheet on.

1266
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like spoken like a true person sleeping

1267
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: on a twin sized bed. That sounds right, Like how

1268
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: many sheets do you have on your bed? How many sheets?

1269
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Like the mattresses bear ready naked mattress?

1270
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 2: What goes on it? All?

1271
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 3: Right? So you got out. You gotta have a mattress topper.

1272
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 3: You gotta have he knew what it was called. Yeah, okay,

1273
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: I'm in practice. Topper. You gotta have a the pull

1274
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: the sheet. You know, I don't know the fitted sheet.

1275
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 4: Then you gotta have another sheet like under like on

1276
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 4: top of the finished sheet, and then you put another

1277
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 4: sheet on top of that, and then you put the

1278
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 4: blanket joint stuff comforter.

1279
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: You put two sheets, put two sheets, and you put

1280
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: the fitted and then two sheets and then the blanket.

1281
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 3: Well that's what I do. I mean because the second

1282
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 3: sheet is the thicker sheet and the original the first sheet.

1283
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: You're missing one sheet you're missing, you're missing the plastic.

1284
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: You gotta put the plastic on the bed to make

1285
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: sure you don't wait, hold on, you gotta put the

1286
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: plastic on the just in case you have an accident.

1287
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 3: Let's go back. Let's go back.

1288
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: You at the mattress, then the top of to and

1289
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: then the fitted sheet and then two non fitted sheets

1290
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: and then the blanket.

1291
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: Go on like non finish set. Select you out of

1292
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 3: sheet a regular sheet and.

1293
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 4: Then you have like a fin I have like a

1294
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 4: fin a blanket blanket like it's kind of thin, and

1295
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 4: then I put a thick blanket on top of that.

1296
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 2: You only got no heat at your house.

1297
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: I'm not mad he in my house, but sometimes you know,

1298
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: you like to just be snugged in. You know, I

1299
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 3: get it.

1300
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: You know who likes to be snugged in? Peggy in

1301
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 2: her own house? And do you have another question? That

1302
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 2: was it for me? I think that you are the

1303
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 2: expert of staying at your mother's house. Yeah, I mean,

1304
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 2: when is your mom's birthday?

1305
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: No, playing, it's June first. I was about to say,

1306
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 3: you don't know your.

1307
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 2: Junifers.

1308
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I feel like the unofficial expert will find something nice

1309
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 1: for Peggy.

1310
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna try to send her.

1311
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: We got to send her something, because this is just

1312
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you were able to speak about her

1313
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: in her give her first name out.

1314
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 3: He's a Gemini. She's a beautiful woman. Love that, lady.

1315
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: I feel like Geminis are the people that are crazy.

1316
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd be ready to pop off.

1317
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 2: So there's a woman as you're giving me a hug

1318
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: the next week, get that fuck out.

1319
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 3: Lord. She doesn't she's not. What's her religion?

1320
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 1: She's seven Day Adventures novas.

1321
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 2: Is she a Jehovah's witness?

1322
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: No?

1323
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 4: No, she's a Christian, but you know she doesn't. She's

1324
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 4: not a cursor like she's been. She's not a drinker.

1325
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 4: She's not a cursor, and I think that's part of

1326
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 4: the reason why. I think she's just been so cool.

1327
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 2: Shout out to Peggy doing so much work for this

1328
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 2: tired ass Lawrence at the house and you sober the

1329
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 2: whole time. Thanks, unbelievable. We'll send you a nice bottle

1330
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 2: of cabernet.

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Speaker 3: Did she drink?

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Speaker 2: She said, He just says she don't drink. We got

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Speaker 2: to send her like some applesiter or something.

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Speaker 3: And I'll make the box, mom, because you already know that.

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Speaker 2: From his heart to yours. So where can people find Lawrence?

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Speaker 4: You can find me, like like sending saying earlier, I

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00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 4: run a monthly show every Wednesday, every last Wednesday of

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Speaker 4: the month at the Standing Room in Long Island City.

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Speaker 4: And also you could check out my website, Lawrence love

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Speaker 4: stock com.

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Speaker 2: So can you spell del d E l O A

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Speaker 2: c H And what's your Instagram?

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Speaker 3: My instagram is z D three two five. Twitter's lz

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Speaker 3: D three two five as well perfect.

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Speaker 2: Z D three two five.

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much, Laura so much for having me, Lady,

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Speaker 3: this is a wonderful podcast. I'm happy to do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you Z stands for Zavante. What is that

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Speaker 1: Lauren's Zavante del It's.

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Speaker 3: Javante, It's Muria. That's my middle name, Maury.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I'm gonna call you from now. I'm

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Speaker 2: glad that you you took the beaten like a man.

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Speaker 2: I think we were beating that as till we were

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Speaker 2: pretty You.

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Speaker 3: Ladies have done worse than me. I mean that shows

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Speaker 3: and you know, so I can take you.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm giving you a great introduction. If I

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Speaker 1: rebuke the in the name of Satan, I think we've

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Speaker 1: given you enough stage time.

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Speaker 2: I think you're done for like twenty seventeen, for sure.

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Speaker 2: I think you're all well.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate all the stage time, you know, and that's

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Speaker 4: that's what it's about, getting better and just continuing the girl.

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Speaker 3: And I thank you ladies for that.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 3: Laurence, thank you, Marie, thank you, Sidney. Guys, oh go ahead,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say thank you. And I hope this

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Speaker 3: podcast to so many people because it's been a great one.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, truly, I really hope that you guys learned something

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Speaker 1: about moving to New York if you're thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: And I hope that if you do come up here

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Speaker 1: you come check Laurence out at the standing room.

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Speaker 2: What's the day of the week.

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Speaker 4: It's the last Wednesday of every month. The next one

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Speaker 4: is going to be January twenty fifth.

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Speaker 3: Is it free? It is free Tuesday. They do.

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Speaker 2: It's like a chemistry set or something.

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Speaker 1: And you can see Sidney and I every second Saturday

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Speaker 1: of every month at Carmel Lounge for the warm up

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Speaker 1: in the East billin. Yes, and you could catch us

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. My handle is just said s hy no,

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Speaker 1: just said j U s T s y D BW.

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Speaker 1: My Twitter is just said n y C Marie's listen.

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Speaker 1: Just follow the Unofficial Expert on Instagram Official Expert. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you put all the pictures of our faces and our videos,

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Speaker 1: all the videos from all the quizzes there go check

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Speaker 1: that out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're there. Thanks for listening. Thanks guys, say smart

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Speaker 2: bye with the listeners of the Unofficial Expert podcast.

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