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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to Season one, thirty one,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of Joe da Leyz Eyed Geys to production

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Speaker 1: of My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into American chair consciousness. I'd say

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Speaker 1: officially off the top. Fuck the Koch Brothers, Fuck Fox News.

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Speaker 1: It's Thursday April. My name is Jack O'Brien aka, I'm

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Speaker 1: all out of shade. This is how ideal ultra violet

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Speaker 1: right penetrating through my pores. I feel so estrange bleach

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Speaker 1: is now a meal? Time to open nail. Solon's My

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Speaker 1: man a Cure looks worn. That is courtesy of pense

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Speaker 1: and sensibility. Uh um. Pressure to listen to that song

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Speaker 1: before I did that one, because I lost the thread

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Speaker 1: about halfway through. I'm thrilled to be joined as always

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Speaker 1: by my cost miss Ster Miles gray Ban. Please okay

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Speaker 1: your family for a bag of Taco Bell, I might

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Speaker 1: cut my family for Dorito's Loco Shell's getting alright. That

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Speaker 1: was me hitting that sack vocal because I'm just really

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Speaker 1: into the Taco bellbows on pray match up. Thank you

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Speaker 1: to Christie Yamagucci main for that one. Um that song.

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Speaker 1: I was listening to that one that ship still goes.

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Speaker 1: And on the tweet, he wrote in parentheses in surt

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Speaker 1: mouth guitar, and I think most of us know how

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Speaker 1: to do the Tomarrello good falk, keep walk, keep talk,

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Speaker 1: keep guitar solo on that part. So yeah, shout out

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Speaker 1: to tomarl Uh. Well, we're through to be joined in

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Speaker 1: our third seats by the Agent of the Chaos, Dailey

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Speaker 1: Z Agent of Chaos, the Joker himself, Mr Blakey Wexy

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Speaker 1: the fouch guys, it's so nice to be here. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for having me. I missed you all. I did

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Speaker 1: miss you. I have luginiately missed you. Yeah, beat really,

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Speaker 1: get a tattoo, Get a tattoo. Get a tattooing to

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Speaker 1: on your eyelid. When I says Jack, when I says

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Speaker 1: miles easily, where do you want it on your eyelids?

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Speaker 1: I said one on my eyelids. Eyelid, coward, do it

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Speaker 1: because I'm getting on alright, alright, that's fair. I'll get

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Speaker 1: the inside tatted. There were some, there's some great ks

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Speaker 1: and there were those all your were those all your yours?

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Speaker 1: I have Blacky Blake originals. Well, I used my I

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Speaker 1: don't want to give you too much of a behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes look, but I did use my twelve hundred

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Speaker 1: uh in stimulus money on writers for that one, for that, okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's money well spent. Yeah, and I we need

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Speaker 1: writers Friday CA, I mean, and Blake. I appreciate you, you

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Speaker 1: you know, uh, trusting me to write that for you.

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Speaker 1: And I did definitely give you a cut rate on

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Speaker 1: those A k s. But you know, either I get

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Speaker 1: it to make. Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't want

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Speaker 1: it you to miss yourself. Well, it was a union

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Speaker 1: gig and I did give you union pay for it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not even in the union. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: I should appreciate a bitch. This is the job that

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Speaker 1: gets you in the union. It is, yeah, right, exactly

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Speaker 1: for you many William h Taft Heartley or something is

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Speaker 1: that here? You go to mm hmm Blake, how have

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Speaker 1: you been with how has quarantining? Uh gone? For a

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Speaker 1: quarantine kid? Honestly, my days are indiscernible from life before pandemic,

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Speaker 1: completely the same, and then my nights are just more

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Speaker 1: relaxing because I don't have stand up so uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of digital stuff. Um yeah, really, I've just

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Speaker 1: been like biking and hiking, you know, but without trails.

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Speaker 1: I've been biking. What I've been hiking around nicer neighborhoods

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Speaker 1: I've been walking around and I'll dress up a little

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Speaker 1: bit and wink at the neighbors. Yeah, it's like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: a lot of digital stuff right now. You sound like

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Speaker 1: a like a nineties media exactly, like going into the

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Speaker 1: tooth that yeah, I should looking at a lot of

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Speaker 1: digital stuff right now. Man, it's a lot of digital.

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Speaker 1: It's all digital. And a lot of finger stuff. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that too, digit yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean the

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Speaker 1: shame about the octopus is it has all those fucking

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Speaker 1: legs but no fingers. Yeah, my Russian cups speak that

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Speaker 1: awful beat. Come on, come on, leave that hey, leave

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Speaker 1: that octopus. I'm sorry, Edit that out what that beak.

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Speaker 1: Do you a little bit better in them? You really don't.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking terrified. We're going to tell listeners what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Uh. Mike Pence gave us an explanation for

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Speaker 1: his going raw into the Mayo clinic. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: why he cares more about dead animal meat than live humans.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna check in with what Nu Chin is saying.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna check him with the Lakers. Uh. And we

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Speaker 1: are going to get to the My Pillow Ceo autobiography.

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Speaker 1: I swear it's happening today, damn it. But first, Blake,

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Speaker 1: we like to ask our guests, what is something from

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Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are? So

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Speaker 1: a recent search that I had was strong legs dangerous

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Speaker 1: um because in my quarantine, I've been working on my

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Speaker 1: legs a lot, a lot of squats, a lot of

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Speaker 1: as I mentioned earlier, walking up hills, um biking, and

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Speaker 1: it's gotten to the point where I am quarantining with

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend and my dog, and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: put them in danger with my legs because they've gotten

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Speaker 1: so massive and strong. So I've been looking up just

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Speaker 1: ways to arrange my apartment make sure they don't. The

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Speaker 1: other day, I walked by a tree. The tree's gone.

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Speaker 1: The tree is gone. I thought I left enough distance,

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Speaker 1: but one of my one of my thighs, knocked it

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Speaker 1: right over. So I am worried. Knocked it over? You

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Speaker 1: just kicked the ship out of it with your new

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Speaker 1: leg power. Well, someone the issue with so if I

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Speaker 1: was to kick it down, that would um imply premeditation.

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Speaker 1: And that's the problem is that thinking these things happened

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Speaker 1: someone could be self defense. Yes, someone drove by a

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Speaker 1: cat called my legs and I turned quickly and they

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Speaker 1: knocked over a tree. So what if that was a

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Speaker 1: loved one? You know? So that's what I'm googling. What

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Speaker 1: do we and so what's your regiment? Basically you just, uh,

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Speaker 1: you squat for like three consecutive hours straight, Well, you

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Speaker 1: know frogs, Like what are you? You know frogs? Secually

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Speaker 1: intelligence level of the podcast, Hey man with you? Hey

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Speaker 1: bro bro? You know frogs right right right? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I know frogs. The way they move around

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Speaker 1: is how I've been moving around, and that it's mostly

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Speaker 1: a squat and leap situation. So I haven't been I

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Speaker 1: haven't walked normally in a month and a half. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad so. But they aren't dangerous right for the record, No,

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. They might be. They are, so i'm

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Speaker 1: they're dangerous. I'm just trying to figure my life spatially

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Speaker 1: in order to basically cut down on the casualties of

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Speaker 1: these This sounds like a stupid ass TLC show that

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Speaker 1: would happen after the quarantine about people who big life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like my my way too strong legs life, My thirty

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Speaker 1: strong leg What was the cat call? What was the

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Speaker 1: cat call that you got when when that you had

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Speaker 1: to turn around quickly and knocked down a tree with

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Speaker 1: your thighs? Uh? They screamed, um, Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have a heart attack. Look at those

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Speaker 1: things in between his knees and his hips. Oh wow, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the cats are fine, right, they didn't know they didn't

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Speaker 1: know the word for thighs. Now you're asking us if

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Speaker 1: we've heard of frogs. You spend your time around people

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Speaker 1: who aren't Look at those things between his knee and

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Speaker 1: his betwixt his knee, No betwixt twigs. A very confused

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Speaker 1: time traveler through the Shakespeare era. But they haven't learned

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Speaker 1: any of the words that Shakespeare actually invented exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: What is something that you think is underrated? Uh? Underrated?

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Speaker 1: I do, I'm not beside your thighs. Oh no, those

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Speaker 1: I think have gotten there. There there underrated songs with

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Speaker 1: whistling in them. I think that. Like I was listening

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Speaker 1: to blues music today and then they had a guy

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Speaker 1: think it's underrated. Okay, I mean, ye must, well, it's

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Speaker 1: a song, but then like instead of you know, like

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Speaker 1: a guitar solo or like a violin or something, just

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Speaker 1: like whistles, you know the art right, right right? Have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen that video of the guy who appears

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Speaker 1: it's just perplexed kids and parents, like there's something it's

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Speaker 1: like and this is a virtuous so whistle soloist and

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Speaker 1: like a professional whistler. If so, then do you just

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Speaker 1: love young folks by Peter Bjorn and John It was

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Speaker 1: it was pretty young folks but probably you know, an

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Speaker 1: really getting a Bobby mcferron exactly. Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know he's had some whistle jams. There was a

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Speaker 1: patient Egyptian and Roses walk like an Egyptian. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: don't forget Joel Santana. There it go either the whistle song.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that that's a jam, man, that's huge. In

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Speaker 1: my mind, I was singing of the Hood Internet version

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Speaker 1: a glimpse into my mind. Hey Blake, what's something you

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Speaker 1: think is overrated? Overrated? Um? And this isn't completely negative,

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Speaker 1: but I'm a Thunderbirds guy, and I think the Blue

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Speaker 1: I don't like the F eight teen as a as

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Speaker 1: for Sweden? What country are you flying for? So thunderbirds

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Speaker 1: F sixteen though an inferior aircraft, I think aesthetically much

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Speaker 1: rumble when it tears across the sky, Who's got the

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Speaker 1: better rumble? I mean that's the question. I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 1: just like old and this is of course not based

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Speaker 1: the F six teen is not notably bad whistle tips

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Speaker 1: on them from videos, The F sixteen would not pass

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Speaker 1: a smog test in Los Angeles, let's put it that way. Um.

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Speaker 1: I love the idea of somebody who's like a flyover connoisseur.

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Speaker 1: It's like I'd roll my eyes, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to look at them the whole time. Yeah, because you're

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Speaker 1: referencing how they did that fly over in New York.

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Speaker 1: The duo Thunderbirds, Blue Angels over both of them. Come on,

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Speaker 1: But I just like some asshole, right who's out there

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Speaker 1: with all the other people who are like kind of

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Speaker 1: taking it and going, hey, hey, hey, what what what

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Speaker 1: you know? The fucking Blue Angels are fucking they suck?

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Speaker 1: You know that, right, man, I'm trying to show my

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Speaker 1: kid these jets. Yeah, fun is this. You go to

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl and leave after the flyover, be like,

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Speaker 1: I can't you leave because it's the Blue Angels throwing

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Speaker 1: their hands exasperated. It's not the Thunderbirds. We gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't care if I don't care if

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Speaker 1: we paid three thousand dollars for these tickets. Nothing is

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Speaker 1: something like seventies something percent of the time, voting with

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Speaker 1: Trump even after he became uh, even after he became

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Speaker 1: an independent. But so now he's basically saying that he

425
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Speaker 1: wants to run for president but as a libertarian and

426
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: he just wants to be the same option, you know,

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Speaker 1: to the president. Now again, like you're saying, Jack, he

428
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: rode in on this total anti Obama tea party wave.

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Speaker 1: That's how he got into the House. And yeah, I

430
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Speaker 1: didn't realize that. Yeah, and I understand, you know, props

431
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: to him at the very least that he did the

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Speaker 1: bare minimum because no one else seems to be doing that.

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Speaker 1: I can acknowledge that. I can give you that, But

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Speaker 1: I think at this point when you're saying I want

435
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Speaker 1: to run for president, and we're looking at your past

436
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: and you're saying stuff like you know, at one point,

437
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: he was saying that abortion should be banned three days

438
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: after conception. So there's only three from conception, you have

439
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: three days after that. It's a rap. I don't even

440
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: know how you do that scientifically, medically confirm when that

441
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: moment was specifically. But he also like voted against anti

442
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: he he's the sex doctor. He's voted against anti lynching bills.

443
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: He's not you know, he's not the refreshing candidate you'd want.

444
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: I get it. I think from his perspective, he's an

445
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: alternative to the president. And I think a lot of

446
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: people are trying to understand who this is not good for.

447
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: If that's worse for Trump, or if it's words for Biden. Um,

448
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: if he actually ends up running and you know, like

449
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: what that effect is on pulling votes. Yeah, I don't know.

450
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: I think if if he can turn the head of

451
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: like a tortured Trump voter, I don't know if that's

452
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: necessarily good for Biden, if they were thinking of voting

453
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Speaker 1: for Joe Biden. What state is he based out of? Michigan? Okay,

454
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: our greatest state. Shout to glove, um or the hand?

455
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: What are you all at? The glove of the hand?

456
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: I think it's the mitten? Mitten? Mitten? Really the glove

457
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: was Gary Payton the mittens Michigan? Yeah, Oh, it's because

458
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Speaker 1: you know, I think I've heard some rapper maybe slang

459
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: referred to it as the glove, and that's what I

460
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: thought of it. Is that anyway, he was talking about

461
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: Gary Payton. Yeah, he's talking about an impeccable defensive skills

462
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: or his signature sneaker. Yeah, I don't know. I think

463
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: with him coming in there, it's probably gonna be a

464
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: problem for Biden because either I mean, this guy coming in,

465
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Speaker 1: he's going to be an alternative for someone who is

466
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Speaker 1: looking at like Supreme Court math. And it's not like

467
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Speaker 1: Justin Amash is going to try and be like, yeah,

468
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: we need a liberal on the Supreme Court. So right,

469
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Speaker 1: we'll see. I don't know. That's he's got an exploratory

470
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Speaker 1: committee going, so we shall see. Yeah. Uh, let's hope

471
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Speaker 1: we don't. Let's hope we don't see. Let's hope. I

472
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Speaker 1: wish I see if if even does if you get

473
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Speaker 1: the nomination, you don't know. Yeah, um, all right. And finally,

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Speaker 1: the President is using the d p A, the Defense

475
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Speaker 1: Protection Act that Defense what is it Production Act? Defense

476
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Speaker 1: Production Act? Processing facilities? I said, I said Protection, Defense Production.

477
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: It's like sure reaction, so funny, Sure, who gives a

478
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: ship at this? Fun Uh? So Trump is using the

479
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: Defense Production Act to force meat processing facilities to open

480
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: and start providing the critical infrastructure of give him his meats. Uh,

481
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: he's a meat daddy. He licks his meats and uh

482
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: so over two dozen facilities had been shut down due

483
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Speaker 1: to COVID outbreaks. Uh And he was like, nah, funk

484
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: all that. So he's forcing them back to work, and

485
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: he's saying the Feds will throw down on some ppe

486
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: uh and also he'll use his talent and intability to

487
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: provide some tips on ways that they can not get

488
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Speaker 1: sick or at the very least ways the companies can

489
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Speaker 1: avoid getting sued. You can only imagine that hips on

490
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Speaker 1: protection that the White House is going to offer concerning

491
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: the state of some of these briefings, like which means

492
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: probably none that's functioning well, probably, but anyway, Yeah, the

493
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: other thing is the liability protection that he's offering these

494
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: companies because inevitably, you know, these companies want to put

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00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: these people back to work, and if things, if we

496
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: don't know who has the illness and who doesn't, inevitably

497
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: someone will contract the illness and potentially pass away. So

498
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: then if there's if they have coverage from the government

499
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: over liability, then they can't go after the employer for

500
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: forcing them to risk their fucking lives. And like, the

501
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: unions are fucking screaming their heads off about this and like,

502
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: like you gotta you're not even doing the minimum of

503
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: like giving There are people wearing hairnets as face masks

504
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: at one point, and they're like, that's not fucking even

505
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: remotely close to pp That's just a weird face mask. Um.

506
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Speaker 1: And you know, it's just we're seeing now that the

507
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Speaker 1: whole irony of it is that the president cares literally

508
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: more about dead meat than alive fucking human people, that

509
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: that's the priority. And on top of this, uh, this

510
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: you know act, we're seeing that a lot of the

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Speaker 1: states that or a few of the states that are

512
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: reopening pretty aggressively, are like trying to make it so

513
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: that you have no choice but to go to work

514
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: if your employer says, hey we're open again. Um, Because essentially,

515
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Speaker 1: if you don't go to work for a health concern

516
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: when your employers saying hey, we're open, then they'll consider

517
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Speaker 1: that a quit and you will lose your unemployment benefits.

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Speaker 1: This story hit close to home, um, obviously, because a

519
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: lot of these meat factories have reached out about using

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Speaker 1: my one of my legs to feed Idaho and I

521
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Speaker 1: think Minnesota. It was to use it, you know, obviously,

522
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Speaker 1: because the amount that they could get off these babies,

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Speaker 1: I politely declined, But to your point, um, the fact

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Speaker 1: that liability coverage is one of the first things that's

525
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Speaker 1: being mentioned in this Uh, why even pivot to a

526
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: serious point? Maybe I'm about to make another Lake Blake

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Speaker 1: calls his Jim the meat factory. Yeah. Yeah, at least

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Speaker 1: that's what the sign behind you. So it does. It

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Speaker 1: does in my god, the electric bill that I am

530
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Speaker 1: getting for the sign in the tens of thousands. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: It's blinding. It looks like a leather biker hat in

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Speaker 1: a handlebar mustache. That's fluorescent light, that's right in the

533
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Speaker 1: mid of teeth. It's toes. Oh whoa, yeah, everything else.

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Speaker 1: I like where I'm at. I'm sorry. Were you gonna

535
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Speaker 1: make a serious point or a joke about the life? No? No,

536
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Speaker 1: I actually I was going to make a serious point,

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Speaker 1: But you also made a very good point. Why make one?

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Speaker 1: But I was going to say that if if the

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00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: liability is just one of the first things that you mentioned, maybe, uh,

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00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: there's so many horror, horrible things that could happen that

541
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: you would be liable for. Perhaps it's not a great

542
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: idea to open back up. Is what's the point that

543
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 1: it's going to be. No, it's true, but I think

544
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: it's it's it's fucking cruel, you know. And this is again,

545
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: this is what this kind of class warfare looks like.

546
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: These companies saying like, yeah, I got meat rotting. I

547
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: need these people to go back to work so I

548
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: can sell this ship. But they're all scared of the fun.

549
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: So dude, do me a solid here, cover my ask

550
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: while I forced these people possibly to illness or worse death,

551
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: and I can get my money going. And they have

552
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: no choice because look, if they don't come in, then

553
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: they won't get on insurance, but they won't get unemployment benefits.

554
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: It's fucking, really, really fun. The governor of Iowa, Kim

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00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: Reynolds said, if you're an employer, this is this is

556
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: her like whole quote on Iowa's policy. If you're an

557
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: employer and you offer to bring your employee back to

558
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: work and they decide not to, that's a voluntary quit.

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Speaker 1: Therefore they would not be eligible for the unemployment money.

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00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: And in Texas is a voluntary it was that a

561
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: phrase before that sentence? Yes, probably in terms of applying

562
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: for unemployment got it voluntary? Maybe not those exact words,

563
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: but if you voluntarily left your job of a job,

564
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: you can't. Yeah, yeah, voluntary employment at will employment. I've

565
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: just never heard someone say that's a voluntary quim child

566
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Speaker 1: catch phrase of a blue collar a blue collar comedian. Yeah.

567
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: And Greg Abbott in Texas, you know, lifted restrictions I

568
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: think starting at the end of this week, and a

569
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: lot of people are still don't feel safe going back

570
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: to their jobs. And but the same thing, you could

571
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: lose your benefits. But the state is saying like they're

572
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: kind of looking at if they can make exceptions and

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00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: things like that. But again, this is like we could

574
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: only go three fucking weeks when we were like we

575
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: need to think of people and keeping them safe and

576
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: keeping them healthy. To immediately the fucking billionaires are bitching,

577
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: and so now it's like, we gotta get these people

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00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: off the fucking unempo liyment benefits and into the fucking

579
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: meat facilities and into the hair solands or whatever. Fuck

580
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: the safety. It's really the changeup is so fucking drastic.

581
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: And this is what happens when you have a federal

582
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: government that's not on the same page with the states,

583
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: and when the states are not on the same page

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00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: with each other, and sometimes the local city governments aren't

585
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 1: on the same page as the states either where there's

586
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: an interesting thing going on my parents or my family

587
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: lives in Charleston and the you know McMaster, the governor

588
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: of South Carolina has opened up you know, like the beaches, etcetera, etcetera.

589
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: But on a local level, some of the local towns

590
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: have not opened up their beaches. So uh, you know,

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00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: there is like possibly the governor could take action against

592
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: these be or you know, like um, but it is

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Speaker 1: interesting to see if you have more liberal pockets at

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00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: a local level in more conservative states, they are you know,

595
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: trying to take some sort of control, whether legally or morally,

596
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: over what they're doing. Yeah, it's amazing. It's just so pronounced,

597
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: like you can tell how much a human life is

598
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: valued based on like what leaders are willing to do

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00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: to protect people. It's like it's just it's come directly,

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00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: you know, they're saying the people who have too much

601
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: pressure on them are caving, and they're like fine, whereas

602
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: other you know, you you want to hear someone act

603
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: like they're your parents or knows better than you or

604
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: knows more information, saying I'm gonna be real with you.

605
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: This ship is still out there, like I'm not why risk. No,

606
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: it's not worth the risk. It's just not worth the risk.

607
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: No one's life is worth the risk. Every other people

608
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: like we got it's worth the risk. It's worth the

609
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: risk of losing your life. My genes don't fit anymore

610
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: because my legs have gotten so goddamn big they burst

611
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: through the denim, which was supposedly a strong fabric. So

612
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: now I need to go shopping for new pants. I

613
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: can't just order them online. They show up, they don't fit,

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00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: I'll be fucking naked from the weights down. Yeah, I

615
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: mean I've never seen Yeah, you made those jinkos look

616
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: like they were painted on? Yes? Yes, and I will

617
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: again for the for the photo of this episode. Should

618
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Speaker 1: I just draw a face on my thighs and like

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Speaker 1: Blake Wessler dot Com, I don't want to give that away.

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00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that, Okay. Yeah, And Manuchin,

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Speaker 1: last story before we get into the less serious news. Nuchin,

622
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Speaker 1: whose name I have totally forgotten, Steve Stephen Steven doesn't

623
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Speaker 1: seem like a Steve Stevie. Steve Manuchinucci uh is saying

624
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: that they will audit any SBA loans that are over

625
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Speaker 1: two million dollars. He announced today Jack that actually it's

626
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: just all s b A loans, so not just the

627
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 1: two million dollars anymore, like he amended that all of them.

628
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: Oh even even more oversight. Well, yeah, I mean we

629
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: were talking about how the weirdest people ended up with

630
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Speaker 1: millions of dollars, including my Los Angeles Lakers, which is

631
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Speaker 1: I think the only fucking team in the NBA to

632
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Speaker 1: get this PPP money. Well, Miles, in their defense, they

633
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: do need all of all of those millions of dollars

634
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Speaker 1: to buy a bead whacker strong enough to knock off

635
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 1: whatever is above Anthony Davis's eyes. So I think that's

636
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: why they needed They needed the money they needed Miles.

637
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: Miles does not do well with criticism of it. To

638
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: talk about it's powerful, he'll resign it's powerful. Um. But yeah,

639
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: I think it's just like so they were like, the

640
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: logic behind the Lakers getting is so stupid they should

641
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: be embarrassed. Well when they applied for it, um, But

642
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: then they said they only like after they learned that

643
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: the funds were low, they were like, Okay, maybe we

644
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: should give them money back. Why did you fucking apply

645
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 1: for in the first place. You don't you don't need it.

646
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: You don't need it. I think people it's like, well,

647
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: we could lose money, so we should take it, rather

648
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: than like is it ethical, is it moral given the revenues,

649
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: or that we're valued at like over four billion dollars

650
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: or some ship as a as a club, But I

651
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: mean the rules of capitalism that like we are learning,

652
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: like the more out in the open the ship becomes,

653
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: the more we learned that. It's like you cheat until

654
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: you get caught, and then you act like if people

655
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: are looking at you, you act in a superficial way

656
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: like you're good, good guy. But then yeah, you cheat

657
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: as much as you can. You take the money because

658
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: everybody else is taking it because everybody is a thief.

659
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: We have the President of the United States is you know,

660
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: on it capitalism by being a grifter. So like, what

661
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: are we gonna do. We're we're gonna suddenly start like

662
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: holding ourselves to high moral standards. Like everybody for the

663
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: past three decades has won the game of capitalism by

664
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: you know, being predatory and cheating. So that's just how

665
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: it's gonna work. I'm not saying it's good. I don't

666
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: I don't forgive the Lakers, uh not yet. I haven't

667
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: apologized to me directly, um, since they took little text

668
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: message and they were yeah, exactly funk that. Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. Uh, and then when we

670
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: come back, we have a an important piece of literature

671
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Speaker 1: I wanna share with you guys. And we're back and uh,

672
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: the the book of the year, nay, the decade is

673
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: probably just been released, and it is the autobiography from

674
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Speaker 1: the My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell. He is telling a

675
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: tale of his struggles how he got to where he is.

676
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: You might know Mike Lindell because Donald Trump just brought

677
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: him up on stage at the COVID nineteen briefing a

678
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and he talked about what a

679
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: great job the president is doing. He's a vocal uh

680
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: Trump supporter and sort of a figurehead in the business

681
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: community among Trump supporters. I mean, he's doing a great job.

682
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: Like you could just say, this guy's a business god.

683
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: Just leave it at that. Yeah, And so he uh,

684
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: he hasn't a more interesting backstory then I had given

685
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: him credit for and we learn all of that in

686
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: what I think is the greatest infomercial of all time.

687
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: It's for his new autobiography, and we're just gonna listen

688
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: to some audio from it. Oh I'm Mike Lendell. You

689
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: know me as the My Pillow guy. But what you

690
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: might not know is my story. I've spent years writing

691
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: my memoir and it's finally done. Before this terrible pandemic

692
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: came upon us, I had already wrote I dedicate this

693
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: book to anyone looking for hope. Well, right now, we're

694
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: all for hope. And I've always used mathematics to prove

695
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: that God exists in our lives. We've got things happen

696
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: that are one in a million or one in a billion,

697
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: or we might say that that's impossible. Well when do

698
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: we say it all has to be a miracle. My

699
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: life has been like living inside of a movie. And

700
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: in my book, I have pictures. They're gonna validate everything

701
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: that you're gonna read. Okay, hold on, I'm just gonna

702
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: pose it right there so far, What the fuck is

703
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: this guy just saying to out loud, right out? He's

704
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: amazed that he had he said, dedicated to people who

705
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: need hope the most general statement possible. But he's like,

706
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's not a sign from God, I

707
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: don't know what is. He could have said that to

708
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: distraught Patriot fans because Brady left. He's like, and it's

709
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: crazy because I actually wrote in here before any of

710
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 1: this to anyone seeing hope, it's like, Yo, God, I'm

711
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: telling you God exists because of math. First of all,

712
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: young gang, I've always used mathematics to prove the existence

713
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: of God. There's just going just like saying that off

714
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: like is the most cocaine statement anyone's ever made, Like

715
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Speaker 1: just I don't know I drug mania. There are people

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Speaker 1: in who I know, one quaint acquainted with in my

717
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: extended family, who speak like that, like so intense sleep.

718
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: We'll say stuff like look at oh my God, look

719
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: at the moon right now. You know the sky hasn't

720
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: looked like this in seven hundred years. And you're like, what,

721
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: how do you prove that? They're like, it's just I'm

722
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,439
Speaker 1: telling you it hasn't because it didn't. You're like, okay, okay, alright,

723
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: pillow guy. My life has been like living inside a

724
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: movie and have pictures. I got pictures, I got pictures

725
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: that will prove it that correlated. Oh no, you ever

726
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: hear a song and you're like, whoa what if this

727
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: is a soundtrack for a movie? Man, But the movie

728
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 1: is my life? Man? What kind of memoir requires like proof?

729
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: You know, like what kind of insane things are you

730
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: saying during your pillow your bed memoir that you need

731
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: pictures to prove? Like what kind of not pictures? He's

732
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: got pictures like like water. Yeah, if I'm sorry, but

733
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: if you can't, if you can't properly say pictures when

734
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: you're trying to say something as important as like saying,

735
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: like my life's a movie and I'm a god and

736
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 1: I can prove it through these pictures, I immediately pictures

737
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: that are You've got no one trying to Roger Clemens. Yeah,

738
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 1: Tim wake to Wakefield, and I can bring up Tim

739
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: Wakefield like the last three weeks. It's a funny reference

740
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: because he throws the knuckleball. Yeah, I know, I've just

741
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: been thinking. I just love a good offspeed pitch. That's

742
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: really why you bring him up. It's a technique, you

743
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Shout out to Dice. K um Okay,

744
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: now let's we'll go back let's go back into his pitch.

745
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: But even scratch the fucking surface. I believe that my

746
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: story is going to bring inspiration and hope to everyone.

747
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: By the time you're done reading my book, you will

748
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: believe that with God, all things are possible. Mike spent

749
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: the last seven years writing his book to share his

750
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: life story in this difficult time we are in. Mike's

751
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: book will bring much needed inspiration and hope to everyone

752
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: who reads it. But now the game was over. The

753
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: house said one. I was gonna die right here on

754
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: this deserted street. A small item in the news American

755
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: tourist goes missing in Mexico. WHOA wow, So just just

756
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: what a turn of event. Let that just guy, really,

757
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: let that sink in, you know, really? And I fell

758
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: out of a third story building. Woman's voice, Yeah, it's

759
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: very good. I was with a. I was with a

760
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: with a buddy of mine who were drunk on an

761
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Speaker 1: a t V. He busts an endo and I go

762
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: flying off the back of that thing, a head straight

763
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: into a light pole. There's the headline. My head hit

764
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: that air bag. I knew. Mike has spent the last

765
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: seven years straight writing non stops, so he could bring

766
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: you the story of his left like I'm just this

767
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: guy has been awake, like he is already giving off

768
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 1: very cokey vodes of course, just like and he been

769
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: writing NonStop so he could share the story with you.

770
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: When you get the when you get the vague pitch

771
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh my god, this book's gonna bring

772
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: inspiration to people who need it. It's like, I don't

773
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: the funk that means, that doesn't mean anything to prove

774
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: to you God's existence God. Okay, got the pictures of

775
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: God out? Okay, Now let's let's let's go on um

776
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: to hear some more. Oh now, where visit my pillow

777
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: dot com to purchase? What are the odds? From credit? Okay,

778
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Speaker 1: I'm just sorry, one last thing? Dot com purchase the book?

779
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: What are the what are the adds? I mean he's

780
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: got I mean he's got the e commerce infrastructure built

781
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: into my pillow dot com. Why throw the money away

782
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: on a separate website for your cookie biography? It'll put

783
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: you um old. Let me put it back a little

784
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Speaker 1: bit because the title, we got to hear the full title.

785
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: Oh now where visit my pillow dot com to purchase?

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Speaker 1: What are the Odds From Crack Addict to CEO. Enter

787
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: the and you'll receive free ship thing. Mike will also

788
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: include a free dollar Michaelow gift card. Mike shares his

789
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: incredible story of addiction, divine intervention, and hope in his

790
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: new memoir What Are the Odds From Crack Addict to

791
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: CEO learned how Mike's fourteen near death experiences and heavy

792
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: crack addiction let him from the place of total death

793
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: into the light. Fourteen near death experiences was the funniest,

794
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: the most unintentional funny thing, but like the funniest thing,

795
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: Like no comedy writer can write anything than Mike's fourteen

796
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: near death experiences. He just like can't stop having near

797
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: and experience, but also just like the really leaning into

798
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: his addiction, like he wants his crack addiction. Yeah, fourteen

799
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: near death experiences. I'm sorry for anybody who wanted a

800
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: third season of The o A. This book be it.

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00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: If you need more n D s Comparrely, this motherfucker's

802
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: being through it instead of sheep. Before he goes to sleep,

803
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: he counts all of his near death experiences. Oh my,

804
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: So this is what's amazing, right. I don't know if you. Uh,

805
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to hear any more of

806
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: it because those are the best parts. But those are

807
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: those are my highlights. As they said, if you purchased

808
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Speaker 1: the book, now I go to my pillow dot com

809
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: and you purchase the book, you got a twenty five

810
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: dollar gift card with your purchase. So what's funny is uh,

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Speaker 1: the soft cover I'll go from the most expensive the

812
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: most expensive version is the hardcover for the softcover for

813
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Speaker 1: and the digital download for nine. So basically he'll give

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Speaker 1: you five dollars to download the digital version. I love it.

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00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: I love that. I mean, they did their math, they

816
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: ran the margins on this easy. I'll give him a

817
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Speaker 1: five dollars off they got to spend that. We call

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Speaker 1: that a loss leader the jacket of the book. So

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00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: when you do a little research into Mike, he spent

820
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: like decades railing crack, just doing loads and loads of crack.

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Speaker 1: Not Like there's one point in an interview I heard

822
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Speaker 1: where he talks about being up for fourteen days in

823
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: a row, and he was also at this time like

824
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: just convinced that nobody had made the best pillow yet,

825
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: and like that all the pillows weren't good enough, so

826
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: like he was just like high out of his mind

827
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: obviously couldn't sleep, and he's like, no, man, these pillows,

828
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: see the it's the pillows. And then she just like

829
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: rode that crack energy straight into like making this pillow.

830
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: And I mean, this is if if, like if all

831
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: of the COVID nineteen like disasters that have happened one

832
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: day after the next have been like a depressing illustration

833
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: of how capitalism doesn't work. Like this, dude, is the

834
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: most entertaining illustration of how capitalism doesn't work. It's just

835
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: like pure blind cocaine energy translated into human form and

836
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: Teams become a billionaire. It really seems like a like

837
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: a sketch that would have been written. That whole commercial

838
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: plays out so comedically, And my god, fourteen n D

839
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Speaker 1: s truly, man, something you are doing for if you

840
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: have encountered death fourteen times, you you need to step

841
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: back and trying to try and find a pattern in

842
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: your life, what what's going on that keeps bringing you

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Speaker 1: to death stor step And that's also the kind of

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Speaker 1: person you can't tell them about COVID nineteen right there.

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Speaker 1: I had fourteen near death experiences when I went from

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Speaker 1: crack addict to ceo. Okay, Like I'm not afraid of

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Speaker 1: a fluid kidding me, I had. I had to fight

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Speaker 1: off a bunch of fucking bandits and t J over

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Speaker 1: a pill I mean. Also again, like you said that

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Speaker 1: pillow energy. I love blaming that the crack wasn't keeping

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Speaker 1: you up constantly. It's yeah, that's what it is. If

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Speaker 1: he was smart, he would have the soft cover of

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Speaker 1: the pillar or of the book actually be two pillows

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Speaker 1: binding the pages together so you could sleep on the

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Speaker 1: book after you're done reading it. But I don't want

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Speaker 1: to give advice. Yeah, and the information goes straight into

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Speaker 1: your soul instead of feathers in the pillow case. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: may cause a bit of may cause a bit of

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Speaker 1: a rash, right well, shout out to what's his name,

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Speaker 1: Mike Lindell. That guy rules. I hope he is back

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Speaker 1: for many happier returns on the daily see guys, because

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Speaker 1: holy sh it, man, what just fourteen year death experiences

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Speaker 1: is my favorite thing, honestly. Also, like the cheerful way

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Speaker 1: that the woman he hired says hopeless crack addiction to

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Speaker 1: like it's just so. Her voice is so soothing and

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Speaker 1: like syruppy sweet, but what such a perfect match for that.

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Speaker 1: It's almost to the point where like he's now his addiction.

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Speaker 1: He's just com modified it as like a sales point.

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Speaker 1: It's not meant to really actually inspire any kind of

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Speaker 1: like sympathy or any other empathy. It's like it's like,

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Speaker 1: and guys, he did Crack. Look at that, you know

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Speaker 1: how we look at addicts and addiction. He was that,

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Speaker 1: And yet he's here almost to the point where I wonder,

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Speaker 1: like how, I mean, I don't want to question the

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Speaker 1: validity of his history, but I wonder if you like

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Speaker 1: he plays that up to He's like, uh, yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: sure had fourteen near death experiences. Yeah. Look, I I

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Speaker 1: was on a zip line once in Costa Rica, and

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Speaker 1: I for a second I thought it was I wasn't

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Speaker 1: buckled in. It was scary. Don Crack related. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's in your death experience. So you know, but bab,

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Speaker 1: based off that, that's the type of person who you

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Speaker 1: encounter and recovery who is uh, first of all, like

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Speaker 1: just pure confidence in the truth of their experiences the

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Speaker 1: whole time, including when they were out of their mind

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Speaker 1: on drugs. They still just believe everything that they've ever experienced,

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Speaker 1: and also just pure unsinkable confidence that they are in

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Speaker 1: the right at all times. It's like just the and

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Speaker 1: you know, we'll we'll speak in a straight line for

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Speaker 1: four hours if you let them. Our president, our president,

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Speaker 1: my pillow, our president, our president, my foot. Dude, shut

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Speaker 1: up this damn pillow, honey, that's why I haven't been

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Speaker 1: able to sleep. Right. Fingertips, God, damn your fingertips. My berth,

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Speaker 1: this ship. It's the fucking truth. Friction on that pillow

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Speaker 1: has anyone, I mean at all fairness? What's different about

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Speaker 1: the fucking my pillow? What the fund is different? Because

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Speaker 1: the website, the website looks like the website looks like

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Speaker 1: it's trying to lie to my grandmother. Like that's the

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Speaker 1: energy of the website, That's exactly what it is. And

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, what what's in there? Is it? I

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Speaker 1: remember like in the nineties when they're like the Sobacawa

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Speaker 1: pillow from Japan keeps your head like I remember that

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Speaker 1: was like the hook point. I don't know what this

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Speaker 1: is except for a dude with like a cross dangley

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Speaker 1: from his neck is hugging the ship out of a pillow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the That's the important thing is that he has

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Speaker 1: commodified his Christianity and uh he has a cross around

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Speaker 1: his neck and all pictures. Well, Blake, it has been

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Speaker 1: a pleasure having you on the dailies like g Where

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Speaker 1: can people find to you and follow you? The pleasure

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Speaker 1: is online. I love you guys. I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: of yours. Um and then to find me, I guess. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Blake's Takes for God's Sakes is my new podcast where

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Speaker 1: I give my take on a current event each week

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Speaker 1: from four subjects of politics, sports, relationship, and leisure. Um.

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Speaker 1: So that's every Wednesday. On Friday, I post a topical

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Speaker 1: jokes and then on Sundays, I've been doing a thing

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Speaker 1: called Save the Last Dance, where right before UM the

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Speaker 1: Last Dance documentary on ESPN, I'll do a pregame show

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Speaker 1: where I discuss uh, it's like Julia Styles related trivia,

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Speaker 1: um the Last Save the Last Dance related a movie

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Speaker 1: trivia and we talk nineties basketball on it um as well. So,

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Speaker 1: um yeah, Blake Wexler dot Com at Blake Wexler. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some other work of

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Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying. Yes there is so um.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite tweets recently is from Katie O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: who's a very funny comedian actress, and at Katie ce

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Speaker 1: O'Brien and it says me on every zoom call and

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Speaker 1: then it's a screen grab of ET in the Grandma

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Speaker 1: outfit with the wig clothes on. I just forgot how

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Speaker 1: funny that image is because it is us. We try

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Speaker 1: to make ourselves look good, but like it's or still

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Speaker 1: look like aliens. Uh right, I have given up In

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Speaker 1: case you guys couldn't tell, I am unwashed. I haven't shaved,

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Speaker 1: just threw a hat on ahead of this call. Heard

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Speaker 1: looks good. Um, hey, thanks man, I appreciate it. I

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Speaker 1: also my face is scratched under the beard, so it's

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Speaker 1: more it's covering things up from that rough yeah dominating,

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Speaker 1: Uh miles, he can people find you? And what's the

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Speaker 1: tweet you've been enjoying? So you pawned off the kids,

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Speaker 1: bronzed first pair of shoes because the pillow was uncomfortable, okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so the TV is missing because the pillow is uncomfortable okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you can find me Twitter, Instagram, PlayStation network

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Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. Also my other podcast for twenty Day Fiance,

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Speaker 1: talking about the trash TV show ninety Day Fiance. It's

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Speaker 1: a hit now, a few tweets I like, Actually I

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Speaker 1: like a lot today, So buckle up, we're going on

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Speaker 1: a tour day tweet. Um, there's been a whole sort

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Speaker 1: of new, uh, you know on black Twitter of a

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Speaker 1: form of tweet, which is basically an acronym of some

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Speaker 1: kind of long string of words about you know. Typically

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Speaker 1: you can piece it together based on hearing a voice

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Speaker 1: in your mind. Uh. And this one is it's This

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Speaker 1: one is from att like Mike. It says dear Texas,

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Speaker 1: and it just says I d G A f w

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Speaker 1: G A S y B S y M A I

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Speaker 1: t G d H And that translates to I don't

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Speaker 1: give a fuck what Governor Abbess said. You better, you

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Speaker 1: better sit your motherfucking ass in that goddamn house, all right. Then?

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Speaker 1: This one is from at Trippy Yelly. It's as you

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Speaker 1: don't like using paper plates, I'll use a paper pot

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Speaker 1: if I had the option. Fuck them dishes. Another one

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Speaker 1: from at Sawny Underscore Bottle. You are not alone. There's

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Speaker 1: bugs just a nice thing while you're dozing off, you're

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Speaker 1: not there's bugs. Um. Brendan O'Hare retweeted this headline from

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Speaker 1: one of those like things that you get randomly pushed.

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Speaker 1: Not notification of the headline is The Daily Show makes

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Speaker 1: history by airing longer episodes during coronavirus pandemic, and Brendan o'

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Speaker 1: harry tweeted and said history buffs like myself live for

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Speaker 1: stuff like this. Uh. And then somebody tweeted a screen

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Speaker 1: cap from Animal Crossing, which I don't I don't play,

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Speaker 1: but I'm familiar with it, and it's from a airport

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Speaker 1: in in the world of Animal Crossing, and one of

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Speaker 1: the signs shows that they like a liquid container with

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Speaker 1: like the red cross through it, and it says, see

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Speaker 1: that little sign in the hall, they don't allow liquid

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Speaker 1: containers on planes. That implies nine eleven happened in Animal Crossing,

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Speaker 1: which is from Fat Borda. And then Cape ber Land

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Speaker 1: the Right Kate Berlant tweeted something that's true and depressing.

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Speaker 1: She said, so many Corona wedding vowels coming. If we

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Speaker 1: can get through quarantine, we can get through anything. Also,

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Speaker 1: I love that you're goofy uh. You can find me

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily Zeitgeis. Were at the Daily Zeitgeist

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on a

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Speaker 1: website daily zeitgeis dot com where we post our episodes

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Speaker 1: and our footnotes where we linked off to the information

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Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as

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Speaker 1: the song we right out on Miles What is that

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Speaker 1: going to be today? Something Brazilian today, some delight fun

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Speaker 1: This tracks called y E Space m E l K

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Speaker 1: and it's by Luis Carlos Minus who was like a pianist,

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Speaker 1: Brazilian pianist from Back of the Day. Great, you know

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Speaker 1: fun track light keep it Light, keep it bright, Light resilient.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, pienis Baby, Here we go, Here we go. Well.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visits the heart

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Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your

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Speaker 1: favorite shows, that is going to do it for this episode, Blake,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. We are going

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Speaker 1: to be back this afternoon to tell you what's trending,

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you guys, then by yes