Speaker 1: I was like, dude, he's gonna be great, man, He's
Speaker 1: gonna come through. He's got a fiber Internet. This ship's
Speaker 1: gonna be fucking dope.
Speaker 2: He has like he has like power at his place
Speaker 2: where he lives. This guy, this guy's this guy's brushing it.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, but he's not leads to it from the
Speaker 1: fucking neighbors.
Speaker 3: Nothing. This guy has. What's that extension cord coming through
Speaker 3: your background?
Speaker 2: Exactly? I'm just just living off of an entire ecosystem
Speaker 2: of stolen uh stolen the extension cords.
Speaker 1: They're like all my Transformer blues. Someone caught onto you
Speaker 1: and just cut your extension cords.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta I gotta go start with the
Speaker 2: generator downstairs.
Speaker 3: Gotta get the Jenny going. Hey does your does your
Speaker 3: hybrid have like a plug in it? I could pluck
Speaker 3: some ship. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three
Speaker 3: sixty one, Episode one of Dear daily'siya production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: We're also America's only undecided podcast. Only a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks to go. We're still still making up our minds.
Speaker 3: He said some cool stuff about Arnold palmer Man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm back in, you know, I always say I
Speaker 3: need to learn more. I need him to answer more questions.
Speaker 3: He answered one of my questions this weekend. How big
Speaker 3: was Arnold Palmer's dick on my list for some reason?
Speaker 3: So he's getting it done. This is a podcast where
Speaker 3: we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It
Speaker 3: is Tuesday, October twenty second, twenty four.
Speaker 1: Look, not only are we fourteen days away from election day,
Speaker 1: it's also a national freud make Hey, it's make a
Speaker 1: Dog's Day, all right?
Speaker 3: Why don't you make a Dog's Day? All right?
Speaker 1: However that works. It's also National Color Day, like just
Speaker 1: I guess shout out to like them and the color spectrum. Uh,
Speaker 1: and National Nut Day, so the hell? Yeah, all nuts,
Speaker 1: not just one kind.
Speaker 3: It's just like getting ready for November.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe yeah, get it in, get him while you can, yeah, get.
Speaker 3: Him out all right?
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Little Diddy about
Speaker 4: Jack and his wife put his hand in his arm
Speaker 4: and made it fun and said, be mom for life.
Speaker 3: I want to Courtesy of Christy Amagucci mame on the discord.
Speaker 3: It did come up that that is one of my
Speaker 3: one of my flirtation tactics. When we had Katie Golden
Speaker 3: of Preacher feature on the episode, she was talking about
Speaker 3: a insect that attracts mates by rubbing its penis against
Speaker 3: its ridged abdomen. I've never tried that, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: What Saturday Night in America?
Speaker 3: All right, am I right? But I was like, I guess,
Speaker 3: I'm I guess that it's the equivalent of, you know,
Speaker 3: making sounds by doing armpit farts. And if I had
Speaker 3: a dollar for every time I tried to pick up
Speaker 3: a lady doing that, you know what I mean? I
Speaker 3: have like tuobus.
Speaker 1: I mean when you learned how to finally perfect the
Speaker 1: armpit fart where you just go at ham on it
Speaker 1: like to the annoyance of everyone around you. Yet and
Speaker 1: it was in my thirties, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: want to try it right now. Yeah, it's it is
Speaker 1: one of the benefits of having some wet pits down there.
Speaker 3: So down there are they down there? The equator? Oh?
Speaker 3: Because not with my hands, but okay, anyways, I'm thrilled
Speaker 3: to be joined as always by my co host, mister
Speaker 3: Miles Grass straight from the wild streets of the nation's capital.
Speaker 1: Its Miles Gray aka don't call.
Speaker 3: Me tending back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing squats to be fuck my ass. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's looking better. It was mostly crack. Yeah, Majesty gave
Speaker 5: it a little pat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, patting up the rooge.
Speaker 1: Okay, shout out Halseion Salad for that one. Podcasting man.
Speaker 1: My podcasting butt is getting better and better as I like,
Speaker 1: as I've become aware of it. I just have to
Speaker 1: engage my glutes more and riding the bike, walking, doing
Speaker 1: just all kinds of interesting stare exercises. So I will
Speaker 1: do a grand unveiling of my new butt when the
Speaker 1: time comes. So so worried not listeners, Yeah, tend it
Speaker 1: back no more, Achilles ass no more. It's no longer
Speaker 1: one long achille from heel to tailbone.
Speaker 3: Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat.
Speaker 3: Through trials and tribulations, the government tried to shut him down,
Speaker 3: but he's here, a very funny comedian and writer who
Speaker 3: you have seen doing stand up in places like your TV, yeah,
Speaker 3: the internet. Yeah. His new album ran Through is now
Speaker 3: available to pre order on app well and vinyl. Please
Speaker 3: welcome back to the show, The hilarious, the Talented Alan
Speaker 3: Strickland Will y'all.
Speaker 2: All Star Weekend, y'all, thanks for having me. What's up, y'all,
Speaker 2: It's going to be back. Thanks for thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you know, just for the listeners. Little backstory.
Speaker 2: I guess transformer neighborhood powers out. So we're so we're
Speaker 2: on a hot Yeah.
Speaker 3: You should see it. You're not even seeing his us.
Speaker 1: This man has his fingers locked behind his head leaning back.
Speaker 3: That's how easy he is about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried. I meanwhile, I'm like
Speaker 2: my foot's shaking a hole in the ground underneath the table.
Speaker 2: Cool as eye water over here.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's that's who he is. In a catastrophe.
Speaker 3: He's exactly hands behind vibrating right.
Speaker 2: Well, I've probably caused it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, how do you what do you think going
Speaker 3: too hard? What do you what do you suspect did it?
Speaker 1: When you say you were rocking too hard, it's because
Speaker 1: you've got like a bit bitcoin mining lab.
Speaker 2: I got the big coin. But guys downstairs, I've got
Speaker 2: my three, I got all my hair stuff. You have
Speaker 2: my hair team in there. They're in they're in the
Speaker 2: master bathroom and they get in and around five forty
Speaker 2: five every morning, I've got a routine. Uh you know,
Speaker 2: Mark Wahlberg, how has that crazy routeeries up at like three,
Speaker 2: I've got that. But it's just for my hair, so
Speaker 2: it's like my hair's up then, yeah, tweaking it.
Speaker 3: It's so dry.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Thank you very much, very it's
Speaker 2: very kind of you. Yeah, there's a lot of We're
Speaker 2: drawing a lot of power from a lot of different
Speaker 2: neighboring counties to Los Angeles, so it's just really, you know,
Speaker 2: we gotta figure this stuff out, guys. You gotta figure
Speaker 2: this stuff out.
Speaker 3: The grid.
Speaker 2: Uh, we gotta figure the grid out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, if anything for for Alan's hair, and those
Speaker 1: aren't hair plug so that's that's natty up top.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah wow. Now now the plugs would even work
Speaker 2: right now because the powers.
Speaker 3: Are am I right, guys. That's the sort of comedy
Speaker 3: that you get on this upcoming album ran Through. When's
Speaker 3: it drop, Allen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it drops this Friday, October twenty fifth. You can
Speaker 2: pre order it now. We've got a lot of one liners,
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of relatable bits, We've got some
Speaker 2: poignant yet hilarious takes on the celestial bodies that hang
Speaker 2: in the sky above. Oh, maybe some trauma stuff. Dating's weird,
Speaker 2: you know, stuff like that. The US get. We'll get
Speaker 2: into all of it. We wrap it all up nicely
Speaker 2: for you. You're gonna lie, You're gonna light the way
Speaker 2: you laugh. I guarantee it, all right.
Speaker 3: And that plug was as organic as the ones in
Speaker 3: your scale.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you worry. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: All right, Alan, We're gonna get to know you a
Speaker 3: little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
Speaker 3: tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking
Speaker 3: about in the news section. We do. We get to
Speaker 3: know the guest. An act one, an act two, Act three.
Speaker 3: We look at the news and uh, we're gonna take
Speaker 3: a look at the media. How the media is dealing
Speaker 3: with Donald Trump's rapidly deteriorating brain. I keep comparing it
Speaker 3: for some reason. This visual is locked in my head.
Speaker 3: It's cotton candy if you dump a can of diet
Speaker 3: coke on it is what I feel like is happening
Speaker 3: outside of his head. But he's he's just popping off,
Speaker 3: and the media is giving some interesting summations of what
Speaker 3: we're seeing him do. We're gonna talk about that, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna talk about some recent election fuckery because I
Speaker 3: think that is going to maybe be the story of
Speaker 3: this election, which is I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: clean election. You think it's gonna be a clean, clean
Speaker 3: in and out, and we're just look at that.
Speaker 2: They want every Everyone's going to be stoked, Yeah, every everyone,
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to be stoked, and it's gonna We're gonna
Speaker 2: be okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all the problems.
Speaker 1: Actually, we will be able to go back to brunch
Speaker 1: come November sixth, like everyone wants, you.
Speaker 3: Will go back.
Speaker 2: Forgot I forgot about going back. I forget got about
Speaker 2: going back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can brunch again finally. And then, in honor
Speaker 3: of Chick fil A revealing the content offerings on their
Speaker 3: new streaming content service, we are going to play a
Speaker 3: little game of which post apocalyptic film are we in? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it's very demolition Man. That does feel Demolition Man,
Speaker 3: but I feel like I feel like we've got some
Speaker 3: other strong contempt. Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna take
Speaker 3: a look at that. We would love the audience to
Speaker 3: chime in, which which post apocalypt do you think we're in.
Speaker 3: But before we get to any of that bullshit, al
Speaker 3: And we do like to ask our guest, what is
Speaker 3: something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: So really, I was just home in Florida where I
Speaker 2: grew up. I grew up sart of Jacksonville, Florida. So
Speaker 2: when I looked at what I searched recently, all of
Speaker 2: it is me looking up like what did the carabas
Speaker 2: turn into? Like it's me trying to figure out like
Speaker 2: what is trying to me? Trying to remember these locations
Speaker 2: from life and like be like, oh is that there?
Speaker 2: Or was that over there? So yeah, I guess I
Speaker 2: was just kind of like back home and in kind
Speaker 2: of regression mode and like, you know, trying to figure
Speaker 2: out where where my memories, where my childhood was if
Speaker 2: did I even have one? You know, Like That's what
Speaker 2: I was trying to do. And I don't know if
Speaker 2: you can play this. Google didn't really help that much.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I feel like that the same
Speaker 1: way too, with like I'm always trying to remember, Like
Speaker 1: I'll look at stuff in like the town I grew
Speaker 1: up with and always trying and think back as many
Speaker 1: businesses as possible while looking at one business like before
Speaker 1: that it was a Blockbuster and next door was the
Speaker 1: Chinese Deli. Now that's a UPS store, and this is
Speaker 1: somehow a pet store. But I wish there was just
Speaker 1: like a like an easier way to just put in
Speaker 1: And I mean maybe there is. It's like with a
Speaker 1: business registry, like you could just put the address in
Speaker 1: and then look at the.
Speaker 2: Histories to be just what a site that just does that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, called what the fuck did this used to be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great?
Speaker 3: Are we looking at one turnover? Any survivors that kind
Speaker 3: of still stuck with you were like, wow, still still.
Speaker 2: Honestly it was pretty wild. I can basically say no
Speaker 2: for almost everything. And there were a lot of closed
Speaker 2: there are a lot of there was a lot of
Speaker 2: commercial space for lease. You'll appreciate this. The Clay County.
Speaker 2: That's the county and from the Clay County GOP office
Speaker 2: moved into the old Mexican Restaurant, which is just like
Speaker 2: that's like I can't write that. And then like I
Speaker 2: was in one place we were having it was like
Speaker 2: a fine place as a pub, and I was like
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been here before. And then my
Speaker 2: dad was like, oh yeah, this used to be Ronnie's
Speaker 2: Oysters and Wings. It's where we watched nine to eleven
Speaker 2: as a family because all went out and got wings,
Speaker 2: which is very Florida, I guess you know.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't you were out getting wings when nine
Speaker 3: to eleven happened.
Speaker 2: That was like.
Speaker 3: Happening, I'm taking kids out of school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like I was like, crazy day, let's
Speaker 2: get some wings, Ronnie. But it was funny because I know,
Speaker 2: those two.
Speaker 3: Airplanes made me think of wings towers.
Speaker 1: Those are the flats if you look at the bones,
Speaker 1: and a flat boom to build down.
Speaker 2: But so so yeah, a lot of a lot of that,
Speaker 2: a lot of that. But it was like so funny.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've been here before. Oh right, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Why am I filled with doom? Right?
Speaker 1: This is what I experienced, quite literally, the moment where
Speaker 1: the entire country turned into military state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Alan, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Underrated? I'll say this, And I think people did start
Speaker 2: talking about near the end, but the show industry, I
Speaker 2: think it's really good. I think all these people that
Speaker 2: were all about the succession blah blah blah, I think
Speaker 2: it's right there with it. I think that it's gonna
Speaker 2: I think the next thing that's gonna be awesome, So
Speaker 2: I'll throw that out there.
Speaker 3: Industry pretty good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I love it. I really love it. That's all pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, it's like British.
Speaker 2: It's like like the first season is kind of interesting,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like soapy. Honestly, it's it gets it,
Speaker 2: I will say, I think it does get better. But
Speaker 2: this past season, season three, there are some episodes in
Speaker 2: it that basically I was like, oh, this is their
Speaker 2: approach of where it's like each episode is basically like
Speaker 2: a movie, Oh okay, which kind of reminds you of
Speaker 2: my life, but.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But but it's it's it's just I think like and
Speaker 2: I like diverse cast, very diverse group of directors behind
Speaker 2: the camera. I I I think, if you haven't given
Speaker 2: it a chance yet, give it a chance if you
Speaker 2: like it. It does start soapy. It follows like it's
Speaker 2: some program at some prestigious investment bank, and it's like
Speaker 2: the people that are the fresh grads, they're breaking into
Speaker 2: this world. Some of their higher ups above them their
Speaker 2: personal lives. But it kind of follows people and it
Speaker 2: kind of coalesces, and then maybe it stops following these people.
Speaker 2: Then maybe they come back in. But great, you know
Speaker 2: for that sort of Sunday night HBO show, it's like
Speaker 2: right knocked out of the part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've heard a lot of people compared to Succession,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, that's that's enough for me.
Speaker 1: I like to see miserable wealthy people fight.
Speaker 3: There you go, Yeah, there you go, young strivers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. So if it didn't because it doesn't follow
Speaker 3: as much the like heads of the bank, it follows
Speaker 3: like the young analysts coming in right.
Speaker 1: Right, But it's like rat race porn. Yeah, yeah, rat
Speaker 1: race porn exactly, you know, my favorite genre.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very hustle, it's very grind, but it's also
Speaker 2: like so much of it. I'm just like, ah, they're
Speaker 2: talking about finances. I have no idea whethery're saying or
Speaker 2: what any of it means. And I'm just like, yes, finances, yes, yes, finances,
Speaker 2: but it kind of doesn't matter. I think that's a
Speaker 2: sign that it's probably a good chew if you don't
Speaker 2: really need to know whether they're talked about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I've never been bumped once by a single
Speaker 3: like detail of finance and anything like basketball, I'll be like,
Speaker 3: that's not how you shoot a basketball. Finance. I'm like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: and those people are smarter than the actual finance people.
Speaker 3: You can tell by the way they deliver the stuff. Right, good,
Speaker 3: good recommendation. What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2: Cucumber water? It's not even close for WHOA, Okay, I've
Speaker 2: taken Yeah, I'm taking a big shot right across the Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't like cucumber. I mean, I do love pickles,
Speaker 2: so I like Bryan, I guess, but I cucumber. Something
Speaker 2: about the texture and something about it just I just
Speaker 2: can't help but think why. And I'm not super picky.
Speaker 2: I'm not super picky. I used to be really picky.
Speaker 2: I'm not even super picky. I'm just I hate when
Speaker 2: you go to the hotel lobby and you see the
Speaker 2: slices in there, like in the you know, in the
Speaker 2: like sort of Gratti water that's sort of for everybody, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I oh, when I see those cucumber slices, I really
Speaker 2: only ever want a cucumber slide. It's like on my
Speaker 2: eye if I'm like in a commercial about what a
Speaker 2: spot is, I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, you seem like you could be. You
Speaker 3: seem like a man who might appreciate a couple cute
Speaker 3: slices on the eyes on the eye.
Speaker 2: I do like I do like the water.
Speaker 3: You don't want it in your water.
Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't want it in my water.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones has.
Speaker 2: They're pretty culcuver and the water yeah, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's my that's my cucumber looks like unsliced yea,
Speaker 2: And people swear about it, and I'm like, nah, I
Speaker 2: just it's not for me.
Speaker 1: I think I I recently was in a lobby and
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I made the mistake of
Speaker 1: like trying the water. It felt like they just kept
Speaker 1: pouring water on the same cucumber.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe three days.
Speaker 1: Let's not do this because I'm I'm like actually tasting
Speaker 1: like what the fuck is going on with this?
Speaker 2: That tastes like like like drinking that when like you
Speaker 2: you know, like you buy vegetables and fruit and stuff,
Speaker 2: but then you freaking that like anything that's good for
Speaker 2: you or your body goes bad within like twenty seconds
Speaker 2: of opening it. Yeah, and then it turns into that
Speaker 2: weird slide. It's like you're drinking that. Oh yeah, yeh damn,
Speaker 2: that's why happening in my fridge right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does smell? Yeah, that the smell of rotting vegetables. Also,
Speaker 3: I've always I've said before on this show, smells like
Speaker 3: the inside of an old person's mouth. And it's very unfortunate.
Speaker 3: I don't mind a little a little cukee water, or
Speaker 3: at least I didn't mind a little cukee water until
Speaker 3: you just described it in the way you did. And
Speaker 3: now I probably won't fuck with it. And and that's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm trying things that I like, I'm trying to start
Speaker 2: a movement.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Well I think in La though, too, especially
Speaker 1: like they do that to cover mask the taste of
Speaker 1: our terrible fire.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually a good point, that's ood. I never
Speaker 2: even thought about it that way. That is a good point. Okay,
Speaker 2: now I'm in Yeah, I like it now.
Speaker 1: Well, No, I just like because every time I'm like, see,
Speaker 1: you guys are just covering up the fact that La
Speaker 1: tap water is garbage, that it's so bad flavored discs
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: It's like a municipal program where they're like, try cucumber water.
Speaker 3: Maybe they just drink juice. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't just try different. Just don't drink. Just don't drink.
Speaker 1: Drink just the fucking top water though. Just don't do that,
Speaker 1: please please.
Speaker 3: And are we trying the dua lipa diet coke with
Speaker 3: pickle juice and with a helipingo juice in it?
Speaker 2: First time, fella, my first time hearing about it. I'll
Speaker 2: take a swig.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm gonna try it. It seems like
Speaker 3: something that a person who doesn't do drugs would want
Speaker 3: to do. Y. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's like that's all I've got now, man, this is
Speaker 1: how I get wild. I put this other ship in
Speaker 1: my diet coke. Like, come on, man, just use opioids
Speaker 1: like us. Yeah, come on, man, just do some opioids.
Speaker 2: Grow up, grow with this ship.
Speaker 3: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 3: we'll come back and talk about the news. And we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back. We talked on yesterday's trending about the fact
Speaker 3: that Donald Trump continued to say wild shit over the weekend.
Speaker 3: If you missed that, Miles, can we just give them
Speaker 3: a just yeah? For the record?
Speaker 1: Update quick update in case you missed yesterday's Trending Weekend episode.
Speaker 1: This was Donald Trump again. He's trying to court voters
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania and decides to evoke a Pennsylvania native by
Speaker 1: the name of Arnold Palmer. But Arnold Palmer was all man.
Speaker 1: And I say that in all due respect to women,
Speaker 1: and I love women, but this guy. But this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy, yeah, his horse is a guy.
Speaker 3: That was all man.
Speaker 1: This man was strong and tough, and I refused to
Speaker 1: say it. But when he took showers with the other pros,
Speaker 1: they came out there they said, oh my god, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I had to say it again. No, you did not.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 2: Trump going into his uh, I guess that one's for me.
Speaker 2: You know of his stand up routine. He's got, he's
Speaker 2: got He said that he's got the juice back, man,
Speaker 2: he's got the juice. Look at our boy up there.
Speaker 3: The halapeno juice. You got it in him? He's got it.
Speaker 3: He went. Going into that speech, his campaign said you
Speaker 3: were about to see him pivot to like his closing
Speaker 3: message on the that was and it was a decidedly
Speaker 3: one for them, one for me, one for me. I
Speaker 3: just love that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like so when this we've been
Speaker 1: watching his brain again to evoke diet coke again with
Speaker 1: cotton candy. Diet coke is really having a strong presence
Speaker 1: in this episoff. I don't know what it is. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's because I drink three a day, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've watched this decline happen over many years, and just
Speaker 1: over the last month and a half it's just been
Speaker 1: like in turbo mode, you know, Like last week he
Speaker 1: like gave up on life and just swayed to music
Speaker 1: for forty minutes, and we're like, really, this is like
Speaker 1: really bad, Like this is not a person who has
Speaker 1: their shit together, who should be not even like the
Speaker 1: three thousandth most powerful American in the country, let alone
Speaker 1: the world. But yeah, the rhetoric's getting more violent. He's
Speaker 1: just evoking more kinds of fucked up shit, like the
Speaker 1: bad genes we have, the enemies we have within, et cetera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so Nazi shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And then so like you look at the media and
Speaker 1: you're like, so, what's how are you going to describe this?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like the distillation of what he just
Speaker 1: said was, Hey, ladies, I love you, but Arnold Palmer's
Speaker 1: dick was a sight to behold. I'm sorry, that's just
Speaker 1: my truth. I'm Donald Trump. Please vote for me on
Speaker 1: November fifth. But like, that's what essentially he was saying.
Speaker 1: So Marcy Jones put together like a sort of a
Speaker 1: list or like her in her coverage of this, of
Speaker 1: just how like other news outlets were even describing Again,
Speaker 1: he said many other things, but obviously talking about Arnold
Speaker 1: Palmer's junk was like the thing Everyone's.
Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck is this? Politico said, Trump appears
Speaker 3: energetic in scattered Pennsylvania speech. Scattered but energetic because he
Speaker 3: clear he definitely perked up at the thought of talking
Speaker 3: to Because the other big thing that happened is that
Speaker 3: one of his events in Michigan had audio issues that
Speaker 3: he like they couldn't figure out for forty minutes, and
Speaker 3: he seemed to fall asleep on stage while that was happening.
Speaker 1: There was another one, yeah, where his mic went out,
Speaker 1: I think, and he just wandered the stage for sixteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Where It's like that feels like more of a he
Speaker 3: literally fell asleep.
Speaker 1: It looks like a production thing where you could have
Speaker 1: been like, hey, the mics aren't working, get off the stage.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people were like this guy's losing
Speaker 1: it and left out the context that the mics went out.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that he just decided to not talk, which
Speaker 1: they was like. I was like, come on, like, there's
Speaker 1: plenty of ship where he's objectively losing his mind and
Speaker 1: we can talk about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need to you don't need to cut
Speaker 2: context with Trump. That's kind of like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: like what it's like taking a hat off a hat
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You could give context.
Speaker 1: And be like why the fuck would he stay up
Speaker 1: there if the mics weren't working, Like if you were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: come a folks, I gotta get up, like they got
Speaker 1: to sort the mic out. Man, I don't know if
Speaker 1: the fuck's going on. I'll be right back as soon
Speaker 1: as this is done whatever.
Speaker 2: I know, you know what I noticed recently I watched him.
Speaker 2: I watched him at that what's that thing they do
Speaker 2: in New York where like it literally is like a
Speaker 2: roast they like do a roast of each other. Kamala
Speaker 2: Kamala didn't do it, but Trump did it. It was like.
Speaker 3: Al something dinner, whereas there's like a bunch of and
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of people in weird tuxedos, like not
Speaker 3: normal tuxedos.
Speaker 2: It's like white tie.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like.
Speaker 2: Church or something you can only get into, like if
Speaker 2: you work at Wayne Enterprises, like some weird thing. It
Speaker 2: goes over. But he it was interesting the angle they
Speaker 2: had at it. I think there were some audio issues
Speaker 2: there too, but the angle they had at it, you
Speaker 2: could see you could see through through his hair more
Speaker 2: than you ever could, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 2: I do think that there. I'm like I think that
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's like Samson with like his hair,
Speaker 2: like his hair literally like you can see where he
Speaker 2: is full on bald underneath this this like ridiculous cotton
Speaker 2: candy thing that he's like put together. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh that the sunlight's getting in there's stuff, it's getting
Speaker 2: to the brain and it really is. It's really thrown
Speaker 2: him off. I think I think he needs that lego
Speaker 2: lego piece dome help block out the rays. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is why we have you here, that
Speaker 3: you're our foremost men's hair expert.
Speaker 2: I'm the hair guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, our hair guy says things are fucked up up top.
Speaker 3: It ain't getting through.
Speaker 1: The New York Times in their in their writing of
Speaker 1: this rally, they say, quote, Donald Trump opened his rally
Speaker 1: at the Arnold Palmer Airport in the trip Pennsylvania with
Speaker 1: a ten minute monologue about the golfer for which the
Speaker 1: airport is named and who grew up here in the
Speaker 1: most pivotal battleground state with election.
Speaker 6: Day in Just sorry, Myles gets choked up sometimes. Sorry.
Speaker 6: I love Arnold Palmer's I love and I love, and
Speaker 6: I love vague descriptions of people who have deceased Genitalia.
Speaker 6: The former president spent the entire opening telling Arnold Palmer
Speaker 6: golf stories before finally launching in on the border.
Speaker 3: Oh stories, Arnold Palmer golf story. I think what they
Speaker 3: think was happening in the showers? Did they think that
Speaker 3: was just like he was showing them his swing? They
Speaker 3: kind of missed the.
Speaker 1: Contact, I don't know, or yeah, maybe because he technic
Speaker 1: said he could he drove a ball further than Arnold
Speaker 1: Palmer did head to head once that that's a golf story.
Speaker 1: And I guess it's a golf story because it guys
Speaker 1: at the golf tournament would look at his We don't
Speaker 1: know if it's either gigantic or microscopic penis.
Speaker 3: That was unbelievable. Oh yeah, you were pointing out. Oh
Speaker 3: he never says what they were remarking at. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: that would be so wild if, like Arnold Palmer's family's
Speaker 3: there and he's just making fun of him for having
Speaker 3: a little dick.
Speaker 1: But then I guess with the stories about Trump Trump's
Speaker 1: genitals from Stormy Daniels, He's like, and that's and that's
Speaker 1: all man because Arnold Palmer was like that too, And we're.
Speaker 3: Good still manly, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: The Washington Post. Trump fixates on Arnold Palmer as all
Speaker 1: man in showers during profane rally, turning his attention to
Speaker 1: his rival. After meandering start, Donald Trump used profanity to
Speaker 1: insult Vice President Kamala Harris CNN. Trump's closing pitch to
Speaker 1: voters begins with profane attacks and elude story about a
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame golfer, Like some are descriptions, but none
Speaker 1: are really the sort of getting to the actual point,
Speaker 1: like the headlines should be to some point, like what
Speaker 1: the fuck does Arnold Palmer's dick have to do with
Speaker 1: Donald Trump being president?
Speaker 2: I'm a single issue voter, Okay, I gotta that's the
Speaker 2: That's the only thing I've paid attention to talking about it.
Speaker 1: Uphold the memory of Arnold Palmer. Don't just reduce him
Speaker 1: to an iced t and lemonade mixture.
Speaker 3: He's more than that. They all went. Ah, it does
Speaker 3: feel like the overall vibe of the coverage of him
Speaker 3: still like hovers in the Trump's got that dog in him,
Speaker 3: like range when it comes to like the New York
Speaker 3: Times in the Washington Post, like these places are just
Speaker 3: you know, they're afraid of what will be said about
Speaker 3: them if they criticize him more so than the Democratic side.
Speaker 2: It'd be funny if he just started saying everyone had
Speaker 2: a huge dick, if that was his name, just everyone
Speaker 2: does matter whatever, Everyone's got a huge dick. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a platform, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, and vote for me. I will talk about how
Speaker 3: big your dick was.
Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, they say she was a giant of
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court, and folks, let me tell you, when
Speaker 1: the other Supreme Court justices would get out of the
Speaker 1: shower at the Supreme Court, they'd go, whoa, whoa, my god, I.
Speaker 3: Do I do like to imagine the Supreme Court showering,
Speaker 3: oh my god, class yeah, oh god. So anyway, uh,
Speaker 3: that we will see.
Speaker 1: I think like with the media too, I think there
Speaker 1: is also just sort of like they're kind of like, fuck, man,
Speaker 1: what else do you want.
Speaker 3: Us to say? Like, you know, he's bad.
Speaker 1: We we only know how to cover this one way
Speaker 1: and the elections like.
Speaker 3: In two weeks, man, just leave us alone.
Speaker 2: Just leave us.
Speaker 3: We're going through it too. You know, you're actively not
Speaker 3: going through it.
Speaker 1: You're taking the easy way out all the time with
Speaker 1: this like euphemistic nonsense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there there is a double standard with like
Speaker 3: how they treated Biden, you know, misspeaking, and you know
Speaker 3: they're definitely a higher standard there. I think it's also
Speaker 3: that Trump appears to be enjoying his brain dissolving, whereas
Speaker 3: Biden was struggling against it, and Trump seems to be
Speaker 3: just going this is fucking everyone's.
Speaker 2: It's called it's called vibes. We're going, we're running on vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's ribes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh he's going to adopt the vibes thing. I
Speaker 3: think for sure, the way he did the weave. God,
Speaker 3: he still he loves talking about the weave. I think
Speaker 3: you were talking about your hair brother. All right, my
Speaker 3: hair jokes are on point today. Back to actual stakes,
Speaker 3: it is worth looking at just what because the one
Speaker 3: kind of piece of election fuggery news that I feel
Speaker 3: like broke through to the mainstream was that this Georgia thing,
Speaker 3: Like we'd been covering the fact that they had taken
Speaker 3: over the election board in Georgia to try and make
Speaker 3: it so that all votes had to be hand counted
Speaker 3: or was.
Speaker 1: It just the so if all votes had to be
Speaker 1: hand counted, and then if then they failed to get
Speaker 1: an accurate count based on the handcount, then then this
Speaker 1: the election board could step in to make the determination
Speaker 1: on like, so they just created all these like hoops
Speaker 1: to jump through that ended within an eyeby we're the
Speaker 1: ones who are going to get to certify the election.
Speaker 1: Luckily a judge heard the case and fucking invalidated all
Speaker 1: of this shit. They're like, no, like you have to
Speaker 1: You're not there to decide, You're just there to fucking
Speaker 1: push a stamp on a piece of paper. That's not
Speaker 1: for you to determine whether or not something can be certified.
Speaker 1: You just certified as it having happened. So that one
Speaker 1: seems to be headed in the right direction for now,
Speaker 1: for now, for now. Yeah, but there's so many things
Speaker 1: going on right like it's just there's just like a
Speaker 1: smattering of just little it's it's again like anything sports, whatever,
Speaker 1: you got to pick away at the margins, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not always like the big blockbuster thing. So like,
Speaker 1: for example, in Wisconsin, right, like a number of college
Speaker 1: students and people in their twenties who like lived on
Speaker 1: or near college campuses received text messages telling them that
Speaker 1: they could go to jail and be fined if they
Speaker 1: vote in a state where they aren't registered. And they're like,
Speaker 1: it's illegal, don't even fucking think about it. But the
Speaker 1: statutes that they were like even like they were citing
Speaker 1: them in the text message or like you know, penal
Speaker 1: code or civil cold da da da. Like that was
Speaker 1: for people who would like were Wisconsin residents who are
Speaker 1: voting absentee because like if you're an for if you're
Speaker 1: a student, you are fine. You are able to vote.
Speaker 1: If you know any young people in Wisconsin who are like, what,
Speaker 1: what are the rules again? You are able to vote
Speaker 1: if you're going to like that. That is a that
Speaker 1: is a a right that has been extended to you
Speaker 1: by the state of Wisconsin. So if you've if they
Speaker 1: say it's like according to the lodges, so it's clear.
Speaker 1: If you've lived in one voting area for twenty eight
Speaker 1: consecutive days and plan to continue staying there, you can
Speaker 1: vote in those places. And this is according to the
Speaker 1: state's Election Commission. Even if a college student returns to
Speaker 1: his or her parents house on weekends temporarily, they can
Speaker 1: still vote where they primarily live, such as on college campuses.
Speaker 2: Both le me guess they're voting for avocado toast.
Speaker 3: Am I right now? Let me write in avocado toast.
Speaker 2: That's not even the right reference. That's too old.
Speaker 3: But Hailey Bieber's smoothie from Mariwuon Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, brought it back, Jack, you saved it with
Speaker 1: Hailey Beaver and ariwon reference. Uh yes please yeah then Elon.
Speaker 1: You know, while he isn't offering people like megabucks to
Speaker 1: vote for Trump, one of his packs is doing their
Speaker 1: own bit of misinformation campaigning by targeting air and Jewish
Speaker 1: voters in Michigan and Pennsylvania, respectively. So people in Michigan
Speaker 1: are receiving ads about Harris's pro Israeli policies, I mean,
Speaker 1: which is true.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, yeah, but that one actually is true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But in Pennsylvania, voters are seeing ads that painter
Speaker 1: as at least like staunchly anti Israel. So they're like,
Speaker 1: they're they're having it both ways with their mailers, like
Speaker 1: doing anything they can to suppress the vote outside of
Speaker 1: traditional like disenfranchising of like voters, which it's.
Speaker 3: Still early, we don't know what they're going to do
Speaker 3: in that right, but truly, then you have election workers
Speaker 3: also fearing for their lives. A recent study found that
Speaker 3: around thirty eight percent of election workers have received some
Speaker 3: kind of threat for the work that they do. And
Speaker 3: in North Carolina, they're apparently installing bulletproof glass at the
Speaker 3: Durham County elections headquarters just just in case, just in case.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just that's just got a feeling, may
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's necessary, who knows. I mean, because we
Speaker 1: did see people gathering at outside of vote counting centers
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty and just like screaming, so again based
Speaker 1: on all of the conspiracy theories and bullshit that's out
Speaker 1: there to get people super fired up, this also seems
Speaker 1: quite believable. But yeah, I just think this is this
Speaker 1: is probably just the just the beginnings of it. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like so much more is going to be
Speaker 1: unearthed in the lead up to the election and beyond
Speaker 1: of like what's happening because Rudy Giuliani, who lost his
Speaker 1: legal license but he is still licensed to drunkenly please
Speaker 1: himself on camera, is already making shit up about the
Speaker 1: election being fixed about but like being really vague. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know that, it's like basically saying, like you know
Speaker 1: what the Democrats are gonna do. They fix elections even
Speaker 1: when they win. They just do it for fun, That's
Speaker 1: what they do. And Marjorie Taylor Green and Elon are
Speaker 1: also spreading lies about dominion voting machines. Again, if you
Speaker 1: don't thought you were done hearing about dominion voting systems,
Speaker 1: that they're saying, just like I heard that the machines
Speaker 1: magically switch a Trump vote to a Harris vote, And
Speaker 1: that's that's really really just we have to look into that.
Speaker 1: Dominion is like I think they have like a rapid
Speaker 1: response crisis center where they're just rebutting all this stuff
Speaker 1: in real time, which like came out and they said, quote,
Speaker 1: the false claim that voting machines can switch votes has
Speaker 1: been repeatedly debunked, as both state and local authorities have confirmed,
Speaker 1: And then they go on to say, like, the one
Speaker 1: time there was anything like that, it was purely because
Speaker 1: of a user error, like the voter fucked up, and
Speaker 1: it was like, ah, I want to I need to
Speaker 1: change it, right, So, yeah, it's fine, it'd.
Speaker 2: Be that'd be pretty cool if it did do that, though, anything.
Speaker 3: I would vote for that.
Speaker 2: That's very cool.
Speaker 3: Voting machine. Yeah, we should. The Democrats should be as
Speaker 3: corrupt and willing to break rules as the Republicans pretend
Speaker 3: they are, because that's how corrupt and willing to break
Speaker 3: rules the Republicans are. And yeah, they should only accusing
Speaker 3: you of the ship that they're already trying.
Speaker 2: They should be like, if we do, let's do it.
Speaker 2: You got a bit pretty good.
Speaker 1: Right, All these fuckers didn't vote for Trump because.
Speaker 3: We didn't switch. Crazy man, it's crazy switch we switched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like they do it in other ways too.
Speaker 3: They switched the samples. Yeah, reference.
Speaker 1: They like to be more subtle, you know, like not
Speaker 1: having a primary before an election.
Speaker 3: That's their way of being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can put our thumb on the scales in
Speaker 1: different ways.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break and when we
Speaker 3: come back, we are going to play a little game
Speaker 3: called which post apocalyptic film are we in? We'll be yeah,
Speaker 3: right back and we're back. And so the big news
Speaker 3: in a story that we've been following, Yeah, the big
Speaker 3: news also in the streaming world. You know, we were
Speaker 3: all rocked with the announce meant that Chick fil A
Speaker 3: is getting into the content game where they're basically going
Speaker 3: to create their own streaming service where you can watch
Speaker 3: shows that we were speculating based on their YouTube channel
Speaker 3: would be about cows that like do wacky shit like
Speaker 3: Warner Brothers style. They have a cartoon series that has
Speaker 3: like surprisingly a lot of views where like cows get
Speaker 3: into wacky kind of Looney Tunes style adventures. And then
Speaker 3: there's also a show on their channel called Evergreen Hills
Speaker 3: Stories of Evergreen Hills that has very suspicious view count.
Speaker 1: But hey, hey, hey, come on, man, why just because
Speaker 1: it's faith Based's okay.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of Christians out there, man, a lot
Speaker 3: of Christians. So the show Stories of every So those
Speaker 3: are like two of the things that were announced, right,
Speaker 3: they're going to tea I think. I think though.
Speaker 1: The cow one they now are cows that run a
Speaker 1: gay conversion therapy sort of like this makes sense where
Speaker 1: they yeah, where they.
Speaker 3: Sort of victimized chickens or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And another one is about the power of Sundays. I believe,
Speaker 1: or it might not.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just spitballing here, but I think there's a lesson
Speaker 1: zero chance that they could be if someone comes to
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 3: Just checking the view counts of Stories of Evergreen Hill
Speaker 3: on YouTube, this is not suspicious at all. We've got
Speaker 3: two hundred and eighteen two hundred fourteen thousand, one hundred
Speaker 3: and forty one million for another episode.
Speaker 2: Oh that one's really good.
Speaker 3: I watched that one actually because I was like, is
Speaker 3: this thing just like fire? Is this like the best
Speaker 3: piece of content? It is a ten minute long little
Speaker 3: animated morality tale about bullying. There's like a bunch of
Speaker 3: world building where like an old guy takes his young
Speaker 3: helper to like the spark Tree, and he's like, the
Speaker 3: spark tree works like this. You can get the spark,
Speaker 3: but you must use it like just a bunch of
Speaker 3: rules and shit. And there's just no reason I can
Speaker 3: conceive that anybody would be watching this ship on purpose.
Speaker 3: But well that's why I think that that's what makes
Speaker 3: this kind of getting it gets a little freaky, right
Speaker 3: because before, like they're probably just finding some like Christian
Speaker 3: production companies that are just like they're like, yeah, we
Speaker 3: like to make really boring ship. Wait buy it.
Speaker 1: They're like they have like people behind the shows like
Speaker 1: top Gear and The X Factor and like that game
Speaker 1: show and NBC The Wall, Like they're they're doing deals
Speaker 1: with like like proper production companies to like take their
Speaker 1: ship to the next level. And also, let's not forget
Speaker 1: scripted podcasts, which we all know are work all the time.
Speaker 3: I've never seen one not work. The Wall, that's the
Speaker 3: game show The Wall. Yeah, Pink Fluence, no man who knows. Yeah,
Speaker 3: make sure.
Speaker 2: It sounds like someone had the idea Trickley, They're like,
Speaker 2: what if we did cocoa ballad for adults? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what that's what sounds like it.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it feels like.
Speaker 2: It's like maybe Ais writing it, and like it's just
Speaker 2: turning out this stuff for something that's very it's a
Speaker 2: brave new world, guys, very brave, courageous new world exactly.
Speaker 3: So it does make me feel like I'm in a
Speaker 3: post apocalyptic film, as have a number of stories in
Speaker 3: the recent in recent weeks, like not just like oh, theoretically,
Speaker 3: I see how this feels like we're in a weird
Speaker 3: post apocalyptic movie, but like we were talking about this
Speaker 3: lapd dog robot dog that they introduced and the video
Speaker 3: of them like being introduced. Like what one is like
Speaker 3: a shot from a news helicopter where like the news
Speaker 3: reporter is like there it is. Then you like see
Speaker 3: it like walk on this. It's like straight up out
Speaker 3: of RoboCop. Like it is a like could literally be
Speaker 3: lifted from RoboCop. And like there's other like news shots
Speaker 3: where it just like walks by the news camera and
Speaker 3: they're like, wow, there goes a hero. There's rescued who right, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: And there's like a news story that like compares it
Speaker 3: to the size of a Golden retriever instead of more threatening,
Speaker 3: like you know, just the they picked the friendliest dog possible, right,
Speaker 3: But anyways, and then our writer JM made the observation that,
Speaker 3: like the footage of Elon Musk giving a giant, oversized
Speaker 3: novelty check to someone who registered to vote for Donald Trump,
Speaker 3: like that is something that is on TV in the
Speaker 3: background of RoboCop. Like that, It's just like there are
Speaker 3: these very specific moments that keep happening that feel like
Speaker 3: they are just shots from RoboCop. Yeah, but overall, theoretically
Speaker 3: like that, this story about Chick fil A streaming has
Speaker 3: more of a demolition man idiocracy vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say idiocracy for sure, like
Speaker 2: I and I I just had it's happening in in
Speaker 2: my in life too, like you're you'll just I was
Speaker 2: up in Oakland area. I went too fast food place.
Speaker 2: I went to the drive through. They had one of
Speaker 2: those centuries like you see them a lot in like
Speaker 2: downtown or parking lots. Like it's like a police stand,
Speaker 2: there's like a pole, there's silent light every Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and uh it was out there and like we're in
Speaker 2: line of the drive through and the speaker just starts going,
Speaker 2: welcome to Carls Junior. We are here for your safety.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, oh my god, it's straight
Speaker 2: up idiocracy, like like welcome to Costco, I love you
Speaker 2: like whatever. I was like, oh my god, so wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's uh, it's it's really we're we're really it really
Speaker 2: is like a movie out there, DONK like we really
Speaker 2: we really are. Like it's like I'm like, did someone
Speaker 2: cast this? Like did someone is good? This is getting close? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Carls Jr. Was the thing from Idiocracy, right, And I
Speaker 2: think I think it was Carl's Junior too, or it
Speaker 2: might have been. It might have been it might have
Speaker 2: been Jay and the b but be Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: but I felt safe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you did feel safe because who's gonna look
Speaker 3: after you better than Jane.
Speaker 1: To be welcome or you can have it your way.
Speaker 1: Oh it's Carl's Junior. It was Carls Junior.
Speaker 3: It was Carls Junior. And Idiocracy Yes, yes, indo okay.
Speaker 3: In Idiography it has a couple of details that I
Speaker 3: had even forgotten, Like I didn't realize that part of
Speaker 3: it was like everyone wears crocs. Yes, the thing that
Speaker 3: happens in idiocrasy, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Thing that Mike Judge's quote on it is just so
Speaker 1: funny because like he was talking about the costumer's decision
Speaker 1: to have people in the film wearing crocs, and he said,
Speaker 1: quote and I said to her, but you you actually
Speaker 1: bought these, like you can order these shoes. What if
Speaker 1: by the time the movie comes out these things are
Speaker 1: everywhere and it doesn't look like we're set in the future,
Speaker 1: and said, oh no, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: These shoes are too ugly.
Speaker 1: And sure enough, by the time it comes out two
Speaker 1: years later, everyone is wearing crocs. So it already started
Speaker 1: coming true even faster than we made the movie, really,
Speaker 1: which is wow, you know spot You know.
Speaker 2: It's also funny and idiocricy, the like normal person just
Speaker 2: milling about like an extra whatever. That is who Trump
Speaker 2: is appealing to with the Arnold Palmer Dick story, right
Speaker 2: like like that, like, oh my god, oh well, well,
Speaker 2: it was a nice run. It was a nice run.
Speaker 3: I know it's a good too.
Speaker 1: I think that's why, Like, you know, Brian the editor,
Speaker 1: he was saying he watched it recently and he's like
Speaker 1: it was a mistake. I can't this like just hits
Speaker 1: weights in a way that is just it's disturbing how
Speaker 1: like this is. This isn't even like even like with
Speaker 1: the marketing stuff. It's like, oh, it's got more molecules
Speaker 1: and whoa molecules? Yeah yeah, and how we are with
Speaker 1: like electrolytes or even ship like you know totally this
Speaker 1: is alkalized or whatever.
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, yeah, I mean they have the show
Speaker 3: al My Balls, which is a pretty close corollary to
Speaker 3: many TV shows. AWWE character becoming President, which we've already
Speaker 3: crossed over there in that sense, like Donald Trump was
Speaker 3: like the reason he made such an effective like public
Speaker 3: figure being in a WWE storylines because he has in
Speaker 3: his entire career just been a WWE character. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: like a lot of stuff about people not paying attention
Speaker 3: to their surroundings, like when Luke Wilson like pod crashes
Speaker 3: through Dax Shepherd's wall and he like doesn't even look
Speaker 3: up from his TV. They still watch TV and Idiocracy,
Speaker 3: so they aren't. It's actually better because they aren't like
Speaker 3: walking around with the TV in their hand, right, so
Speaker 3: there's less distraction. But still, like that was something that
Speaker 3: was seen as abnormal enough to put in satire at
Speaker 3: that time that people would just be like, what is
Speaker 3: this screen saying.
Speaker 1: That Carls Junior that, And I think if there's that
Speaker 1: part where the like the Carls Junior claims the woman's kids,
Speaker 1: they're like, Carls Junior believes no child should go hungry.
Speaker 1: You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed
Speaker 1: in the custody of Carls Junior. And you're like, that
Speaker 1: feels it's like like the Chick fil A summer camp
Speaker 1: for kids when they're like, what what is this, Like, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna labor here, but we're gonna call it a
Speaker 1: summer camp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, and people pay for it. Yeah
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. But corporations are people. As Mitt Romney said
Speaker 3: to us, you know, yeah we must That was like
Speaker 3: the we should have we should have been more scared then,
Speaker 3: but we were like Mitt Romney's an idiot. But the
Speaker 3: heating hot right. Corporations are are people, and now are
Speaker 3: at a point where they're the only people who have
Speaker 3: legal rights, really like they're the only people who can
Speaker 3: actually get anything to change. So what what other children?
Speaker 3: There's like some depressing answer. There's like children is like
Speaker 3: the bleak answer.
Speaker 2: Running running Man is Have you guys seen Running Man?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Running Man's great, and I think they're remaking it.
Speaker 2: Like I just saw something a reality show. I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know something, but I think I think there's
Speaker 2: very Running Man vibes out there in the world right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially like the shots of like before they even
Speaker 3: get into the game, right, that's what Children of Men
Speaker 3: is like, the like very bleak, like the footage of
Speaker 3: just like World at Large stuff with like there's like
Speaker 3: a refugee crisis.
Speaker 2: And oh that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: And you know, the lack of children being born also
Speaker 3: you could tie to like lower birth rates are plastic balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything size now. Yeah, that's like so funny. We're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's probably Children of Men, but that's too.
Speaker 3: Bleak, so right. It's also probably like Elon Musk's answer,
Speaker 3: because he's like, the biggest problem facing us is underpopulation.
Speaker 1: Come fuck me, you know right right? Be one of
Speaker 1: my three million children. Yeah, I like, I like the safe,
Speaker 1: entertaining combo of our falling apart world is probably demolition
Speaker 1: man mixture of ideocracy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going RoboCop ideocracy because demolition Man also feels
Speaker 3: like it would be a conservative's answer where they're like,
Speaker 3: you can't say anything anymore. I can't even.
Speaker 1: I can't at this museum.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it turns out I can, and just people
Speaker 3: will be mean to me online, but otherwise my life
Speaker 3: is normal. Yeah, plane, it's safe. I mean. Brand consolidation
Speaker 3: definitely happening, although it's more it's not that like Taco
Speaker 3: Bell took over all the other restaurants. It's just like
Speaker 3: one company behind the scenes takes over all the other
Speaker 3: companies behind the scenes, and they're all just like one
Speaker 3: mammoth company. That's like, you know, with their thousand faces. Alan,
Speaker 3: where do you land? Which one is? What's the combo
Speaker 3: here for you?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I think there's definitely deocracy vibes. I'm
Speaker 2: also thinking about water World a little bit, but I
Speaker 2: guess in like, we're going to a water world where
Speaker 2: it's just the problem is Nestley owns all the water,
Speaker 2: right like, and so that's why we have to drink
Speaker 2: our own pea or whatever.
Speaker 3: But he was able to convert it. It looked like
Speaker 3: the Okay, maybe you.
Speaker 2: Know, that's what we'll have to do. We'll have to
Speaker 2: use all the pea that's being stored in bottles and
Speaker 2: Amazon warehouses to convert into water for us for us, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the regular lord.
Speaker 3: I mean I think Elysium would be like a good answer,
Speaker 3: but like I would have to watch Elysium, and like.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of that I haven't seen, which not like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I really need.
Speaker 3: To because that that's the one where like the wealthy
Speaker 3: just like escape to a small yeah, suborbital space station.
Speaker 2: Is that where they like they can buy they literally
Speaker 2: can buy time? Or is that that that's about that?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I think so. Yeah, justin Time, justin Timberlake
Speaker 3: is just in Time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with like Amanda Ciphered, right mm hm was
Speaker 1: the co host or sucks.
Speaker 3: I think I also watched it too. In Time is
Speaker 3: what it's called good concept though whatever your time was
Speaker 3: on Armed, Well, I think that's what's like.
Speaker 1: I think it just makes satire and sci fi just
Speaker 1: you just realize, like there's a real art to it
Speaker 1: because like when you're really like good at sort of
Speaker 1: just thinking about how these things play out, whether in
Speaker 1: a satirical way or you're trying to create a cautionary
Speaker 1: tale for about the future, it's Yeah, they're putting a
Speaker 1: lot of ideas together that eventually end up being like
Speaker 1: spot on. Like I feel like, you know, in the
Speaker 1: early days, it was always been like The Simpsons enough.
Speaker 3: People like Octavia Butler was right the whole. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: parable of the Sewer. It gets a lot right, unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, Zei Gang. We'd love to hear pitches.
Speaker 3: Don't just say the name of the movie though. Hit
Speaker 3: us up with some details that you think rhyme particularly well.
Speaker 1: Snow Piercer probably too. And there's so many things like that,
Speaker 1: the little elements of it. And we eat bugs. We're
Speaker 1: just I mean, I guess we should say up front
Speaker 1: that on this podcast we eat bugs and drink our
Speaker 1: own piss already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Snowfish as funny because it's like, man, I wish
Speaker 2: we had high speed rail like that.
Speaker 3: Oh man. Yeah, like in California, you're like, oh.
Speaker 2: It's actually a good that's actually a good movie.
Speaker 3: Aspirational. Snow Piercer is there aspirational postcards. They're on time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Mad Max is like feels like where we're headed, but
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, Mad not that cool yet.
Speaker 2: Escape from La Escape from New York. I feel like
Speaker 2: I feel like that. It's like that's like seven twelve
Speaker 2: years down the road. Maybe a little longer, but it
Speaker 2: does feel like we're getting there for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, well Alan, what a pleasure having you? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: having guys serious, thanks for making it through the technical difficulties,
Speaker 3: exploding transformers.
Speaker 1: Using a hotspot, your phone as a hotspot to connect.
Speaker 2: You've done that out there.
Speaker 3: I goddamn dystopian.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't plug in seventeen hair dryers at once
Speaker 1: under the same search trip.
Speaker 2: Where's there through to America?
Speaker 3: Let's real? Fuck? Where can people find you? Follow you,
Speaker 3: see your next special? All that good stuff?
Speaker 2: Find me totally Alan on Twitter and on Instagram. I'm
Speaker 2: Ali Shukam Williams, link Tree, totally Alan. All my stuff
Speaker 2: for the albums there, I've got my stand up sets
Speaker 2: on there, links to my pod finding my audience. It's
Speaker 2: all right there. But yeah, pre order the album, get
Speaker 2: in on that, get in on.
Speaker 3: That, go check that funny. Is there a work of
Speaker 3: media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, I guess, I said industry. Huh.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what?
Speaker 2: You know what I did watch? I just watched it
Speaker 2: with my sister. Was I think it's just called chimp Crazy.
Speaker 2: It's the guy that did Tiger King and it's about Hbo,
Speaker 2: a woman who has a chimpanzee, and it is that
Speaker 2: guy's real good at making strange animal based document Yeah,
Speaker 2: like like it's so crazy, but they're very good art
Speaker 2: to it and just again, yeah, it's like it's one
Speaker 2: of those things too where it's like I think there's
Speaker 2: four episodes, but it's like it's they just the way
Speaker 2: they set up, the way each one ends, it's just
Speaker 2: you know, you're swinging from vine to vine. I'll say that,
Speaker 2: how about that? But yeah, really good, really good. Really
Speaker 2: there's some really crazy people out there in this beautiful
Speaker 2: world of ours.
Speaker 3: Amazing miles. Where can people find you as their working
Speaker 3: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Uh, find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of
Speaker 1: Gray Fine, Jack and I on the basketball podcasts and
Speaker 1: Jack I'm Mad Boost and Uh also find me talking
Speaker 1: to ninety day Fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's there's.
Speaker 1: Obviously a lot of people are still talking about the
Speaker 1: Donald Trump working the you know McDonald's fry line and
Speaker 1: the window at the take to the drive through window.
Speaker 3: This from att Roy with Junior tweeted.
Speaker 1: When I was sixteen working in a hospital cafeteria, a
Speaker 1: thirty eight year old coworker named Mike seven four slapped
Speaker 1: the shit out of me because I told my supervisor
Speaker 1: he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me
Speaker 1: in the dishroom. This is where politicians need to be
Speaker 1: working a Sunday morning. Ain't shit in most food service jobs.
Speaker 1: Work fast food on a Friday night after high school football,
Speaker 1: or deliver pizza's put trump a man down in a
Speaker 1: two man dishroom with the frontline begging for clean plates
Speaker 1: while Mike seven to four out back trying to buy
Speaker 1: fight it in off the nurses in the cardiac wing dishroom,
Speaker 1: a sweat box, three hundred degree steam coming off the machine.
Speaker 1: And here in in come with mister Wallaby cussing because
Speaker 1: the silverware eight ro old. Yet, bitch, it ain't roll
Speaker 1: because my co worker is high. Sir, whichever candidate survive
Speaker 1: a shift with Mike seven four at the Help South
Speaker 1: Rehab Hospital in Birmingham and can find out why he
Speaker 1: added seven to four to his name blackmail vote locked in.
Speaker 3: I guarantee that's so good. By the way. There is
Speaker 3: a big headline on Drudge right now saying McDonald's stunt
Speaker 3: enough to win election, and they're talking about how well
Speaker 3: the McDonald stunt went for him at least at the end.
Speaker 2: Of Look he looked, he looked at home. He did.
Speaker 2: He looked happy.
Speaker 3: He always does. That's the thing. Seems to be enjoying this.
Speaker 2: He loves McDonald's man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he will serve it to you if you win
Speaker 3: the National Medal of Honor.
Speaker 2: That picture of him with all the burgers is that's hard.
Speaker 3: That accidental renaissance. You can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 3: Jack Underscore Obrian tweet. I've been enjoying. Carl Lobo brought
Speaker 3: this to our attention from Gooselander. It says, do not
Speaker 3: run across the crosswalk apologetically. You are of this earth
Speaker 3: and walk among her choir. The devils commanding their wretched
Speaker 3: chariots have long since severed the roots of their flesh
Speaker 3: and need a reminder that a leisurely scroll triumphs the
Speaker 3: roar of their insatiable machines. I have never once crossed
Speaker 3: the street in front of a car and not like
Speaker 3: started to jog and give a little apologetic wave. And
Speaker 3: now I won't be doing that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and you lived in New York like
Speaker 1: they're they're the king Is Kings and Queens of that ship.
Speaker 3: Out of the job and like no, just been like, yo,
Speaker 3: fuck your car. You know what I mean? New York
Speaker 3: is different New York. I've never done that because you know,
Speaker 3: I got to walk to the heart.
Speaker 1: Then you have to you have to apologize for apologizing.
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, what the what do you apologizing for? Asshole?
Speaker 3: You're like you, all right, I have a good day,
Speaker 3: much better, all right. Well, you can find me on
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Speaker 3: footnotes no link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 3: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 3: we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do you
Speaker 3: think people might enjoy it? This is it? So this
Speaker 3: is kind of an interesting one.
Speaker 1: When you have a little baby, sometimes weird songs get
Speaker 1: them dancing in ways you wouldn't believe. I was watch
Speaker 1: I was scrolling TikTok and there's like this meme. There's
Speaker 1: like a track by this artist belt Traan called smack Yo.
Speaker 1: It's like a house kind of track, and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: the geist child started like tick, like just robotically ticking,
Speaker 1: like in the like he was doing what people were
Speaker 1: doing in the TikTok video. But instinctively he didn't see it.
Speaker 1: He just heard the track. He started doing it.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, get in here. He's about
Speaker 3: to do it. He's doing dances to this song.
Speaker 1: And and it like like like I don't know, did
Speaker 1: jeppetto go through this with Pinocchio where no one believed
Speaker 1: that he was like actually moving around. He's like, I
Speaker 1: swear to god, this little fucker is just doing it.
Speaker 3: You just you missed it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this track, personally, I've been playing a lot just
Speaker 1: because it makes my baby dance. You might find an
Speaker 1: annoying or you might be like, oh, okay, I can
Speaker 1: maybe they'll try that on my own young children again.
Speaker 1: Smack Yo by Beltran. Check it out as my baby
Speaker 1: is a ticking and a talking too.
Speaker 3: It see if it makes you chicking and a talking too.
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