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Speaker 1: Today we have part two of the Great Jean Jabell Beatings,

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Speaker 1: Jean Jebel, the country dis jockey who is number one

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Speaker 1: with all the country artists around the country. We're in

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Speaker 1: the United States and that's a country, right So here

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Speaker 1: is Jeane Bell Part two, Jean Jabell, a guy who's

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Speaker 1: had his ass kicked by some of the greatest artists

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Speaker 1: in all of country music, that country being the United States.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. The following is a collect Phil

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Speaker 1: Henry Show on gore Proof Worces Hi, everybody. This is

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Speaker 1: Jinge of Bell with Ginge of Bell's Country USA playing

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Speaker 1: the top country hits. I've played the top country hits

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Speaker 1: and I've gotten my ass kicked by the top country artists.

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Speaker 1: You know, everybody. I've been in country music my whole life.

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Speaker 1: It's a great way to make a living. It's a

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Speaker 1: fantastic life. I know some of the great stars of

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Speaker 1: all times because I'm a country artist. Many many country

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Speaker 1: artists are very very friendly with country disc jockeys. When

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Speaker 1: I call myself a country i'm country disc jockey. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I confuse it. Sometimes I think I'm the artist and

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Speaker 1: they're the disc jockeys. Who knows. But I'm Ginge Bell

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Speaker 1: and now I'm selling this beautiful, beautiful collection of country

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Speaker 1: music hits. They aren't really the hits. They're just the

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Speaker 1: titles of the hits. When you put the needle on

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Speaker 1: the record or when you slip it into the CD

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Speaker 1: or when you put the tape on, what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear is me talking about the song, what the lyrics are, about,

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Speaker 1: what the song sounds like, and the artist the things

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Speaker 1: that I know about the artist. I won't be talking

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Speaker 1: about getting my ass kicked by them, because I do

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Speaker 1: that here on the radio show, and frankly it's humiliating,

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Speaker 1: but it is a way to sell the CD and

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Speaker 1: to sell the album. So yet this great compilation, it's

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Speaker 1: Ginge of Bell's great Country Hits, the top one hundred

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Speaker 1: country hits of all time. Where I don't play them,

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Speaker 1: I just talk about them, just described them, describe the artists,

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Speaker 1: and then I go on to the next one of

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Speaker 1: the next one, and the next one of the next one.

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Speaker 1: Is it interesting? Is it exciting? Most likely not. I

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Speaker 1: haven't even had the guts to listen to it, but

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it's selling. Like a mofo excuse

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Speaker 1: my language, that stands for you know, I'm Ginge Bell.

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Speaker 1: Jingja Bell get the top twenty country Hits of all time?

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Speaker 1: Or b square Jinge of Bell's Top Country Hits of

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Speaker 1: all time? Right too, jing A Bell Top Country Hits

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Speaker 1: care of all time. Jane of Bell, California. Here's a

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Speaker 1: great one from Brooks and Dune. She ain't the cheating guy.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you what she's dressed to kill

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Speaker 1: walked in and called her She's called the dance a

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Speaker 1: dancer too, and tearing what by the time the night

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Speaker 1: is all right? Brooklyn done here Ginge Bell here Country, USA.

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Speaker 1: Do you love that song or not? I love that

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Speaker 1: song that is coming in number one here on a

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Speaker 1: Ginge Bel memory chart here for this beautiful, beautiful Wednesday

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Speaker 1: here in Ginger Bell Country in Nashville, Tennessee. Boy, I

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Speaker 1: tell you want to thank Brooks and Done. By the way,

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Speaker 1: they were out at the Jeans of Bell Country Fair,

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Speaker 1: a big charity event we have every year, and Brooks

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Speaker 1: and Dunn were there. They're helping raise money, and I

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Speaker 1: want to say to them personally, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I'd also like to say to them personally that I

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Speaker 1: very very much regret that we did not have an

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Speaker 1: accounting right there is that right, Bob didn't have the

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Speaker 1: right one didn't have the right accounting at that time.

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Speaker 1: And it turned out that both of the gentlemen found

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Speaker 1: me with money in a briefcase that I was taking

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Speaker 1: that time Brooks, I think it was mister Brooks, or

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Speaker 1: playing playing right, It felt the same. Mister Brooks came

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Speaker 1: over and hit me with the right handy, pretty good

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Speaker 1: shot right to the right side of my jaw. And

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Speaker 1: then as I dropped, he hit me with a cowboy boot.

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Speaker 1: He just brought the boot up, just that pointy toe

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Speaker 1: a cowboy boot with that point of toe, but I

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Speaker 1: can tell you it really does choke up. It choked

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Speaker 1: me in more ways than one, let me tell you that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so kicked me. And then I think it was

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Speaker 1: Brooks who came along put me in a headlock, and

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Speaker 1: that's when he hit me two good shots in the jaws.

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Speaker 1: You know, you get somebody in the jaw or hit

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Speaker 1: me in the nose too, that'll knock you right out.

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Speaker 1: And I was blacking out. I was kind of browning

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Speaker 1: So I had a very difficult time breathing. And then done,

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Speaker 1: full force right into a brick wall that just happened

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Speaker 1: to be off the side there my Cadillac where I

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Speaker 1: had it parked. My head actually did go through the

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Speaker 1: I dropped and I started to get up again with

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Speaker 1: a suitcase under my hand, I under my arm right,

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Speaker 1: I had the money there in the suitcase. And that's

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Speaker 1: when mister Dunn came along, grabbed the suitcase and grabbed

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Speaker 1: my head again, and then drove my head into another

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Speaker 1: Mason block that comprised that wall. And at that point

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Speaker 1: I did be into brown out, I will say, and

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Speaker 1: I'm very proud of this. I did not blackout entirely,

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Speaker 1: but I did brown out quite a bit. So I

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Speaker 1: do again, thank Brooks. I'm done for that little bit

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Speaker 1: of lesson there in Larcenay. Has I tried to make

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Speaker 1: off with the money from the charity event there the

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Speaker 1: other night here on the ginger Bells show here, ginger

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Speaker 1: bell here. Hey how about this one? Huh? You remember

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Speaker 1: this one? I don't. I didn't. I didn't like it

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Speaker 1: when I first heard it, and now I still don't

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Speaker 1: like it. Oh yeah, this is this guy, this Van Dijk, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this ass. I told him. I said, I don't like

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Speaker 1: the way you're sing. He said, what are you talking about? It?

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Speaker 1: Going like you tomorrow? I said, you sound like you

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Speaker 1: have Hodgkinson's disease. You sound like you had part one

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Speaker 1: of those is it called Parkinson's. He said, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I said, when you sing,

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Speaker 1: you sound like you don't have control over your nervous system.

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Speaker 1: Your nervous system. Well, he just kept looking at me quizzically.

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Speaker 1: It had all one of those Ryanstone suits and that

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Speaker 1: stupid looking guitar. I said, get out, okay, take that

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Speaker 1: gay ass suit your guitar and blow jack blow. And

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Speaker 1: when I say blow, I don't mean what you would prefer.

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Speaker 1: I mean blow as in leave. Two years later, walk

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Speaker 1: on by by Leroy van Dyke was a smash hit.

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Speaker 1: Is that Van Dyke or Dike? I forget it was

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Speaker 1: a smash hit. Well, I went ahead and place to

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Speaker 1: call him. I said, hey, Lee, or do you remember me?

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Speaker 1: I'm Jeane jabel I'm the guy that He said, yes,

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Speaker 1: I do remember you. Please come over. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to sign me to a management deal? I said, you better.

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Speaker 1: You bet your sweet ass, you know, the ass that

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Speaker 1: you had your thumb parked up. I said, yes, you

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Speaker 1: beat that. I mean, you can bet that. He said,

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Speaker 1: I beat what. I said. Well, anyway, I got over

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Speaker 1: there and he was standing there with a big spot

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Speaker 1: on his face, a big crap eating grin in his face.

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Speaker 1: He said, Jeane Zabelle. I said, yeah, he says, you

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Speaker 1: want to sign me to a man? It's a deal? Huh?

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Speaker 1: I said, yes, I do. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I do. Smoke, Come on and let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: He had it all laid out there on the coffee table,

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Speaker 1: and we had pens, and he had coffee and even

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Speaker 1: had a bottle to toast the final signing of the deal.

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Speaker 1: So we signed it, and then he took it and

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Speaker 1: set fire to it and stuck it in my pants. Well, naturally,

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Speaker 1: I was screaming because I had a flaming wad of

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Speaker 1: kind of flammable tar over it, so now it was

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Speaker 1: and I was screaming like he just streaming bloody murder

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Speaker 1: as I ran down the street in flames way on

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Speaker 1: the corner. Jean Jabell, Jabel Country Music USA. When a

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Speaker 1: feature right now a song by D. L. Monard. This

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Speaker 1: is called the back Door, you know. After Minard hit

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Speaker 1: it big with a song on the back Door, I

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Speaker 1: decided to track him down to some shack in a bayou.

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Speaker 1: I offered to manage D. L. Monard, And then I

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Speaker 1: saw Manard's beautiful twenty two year old wife with a

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Speaker 1: big ass, and I wanted her to show me the

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Speaker 1: back door, you know. And anyway, Dell and his brothers

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Speaker 1: took turns beating me with two by four steel pipes,

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Speaker 1: masonry blocks, and an alligator skull. I was thrown into

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Speaker 1: the swamp and I was tacked by alligators and my

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Speaker 1: body was found by the authorities a few weeks later,

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Speaker 1: partially devoured. Abi Ganejabell, David get my ass kicked here

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Speaker 1: in Country Music USA? Jane Gibil, Yeah, it's Country Music

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Speaker 1: USA with me. Jean Jebel. Here's a song going way

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Speaker 1: way back to the day's of Patsy Climb when she

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Speaker 1: actually did fall to pieces in a plane crash. All right,

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Speaker 1: patsy Clin, when I fall to pieces here on the

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Speaker 1: Jean ju Bel Country at USA show. And I'll tell

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Speaker 1: I had in mind for patsy Cline's estate. Patsy Clin,

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Speaker 1: flatbed of the truck and it had caved in on

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Speaker 1: a car that they were following in very very close behind.

422
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,960
Speaker 1: Horrible action. The man had lost his daughter. And Dickie

423
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,920
Speaker 1: had introduced this man to me, and I said, well,

424
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 1: did you lose your daughter? And in this act he

425
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,200
Speaker 1: said yes, I did. I said, I'm very sorry to

426
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,520
Speaker 1: hear that. I said, And as a joke, I said,

427
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 1: you know, last night I went to a dance and

428
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,080
Speaker 1: I met a girl and he told me what his

429
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,359
Speaker 1: daughter's name was. And I said, you didn't do that,

430
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,240
Speaker 1: did you? Oh? Come on, I said, oh, I danced

431
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,760
Speaker 1: for the young lady by that name, and I thought

432
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,720
Speaker 1: of bringing her home to you, but I thought I

433
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200
Speaker 1: knew it was going to happen. You see, your daughter

434
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,479
Speaker 1: died and I took her to the graveyard. I went

435
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,480
Speaker 1: head and buried her there anyway, because I knew that

436
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,800
Speaker 1: that's where she below. I thought that was very, very funny.

437
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,159
Speaker 1: And he said, you think that's funny, I said, I

438
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,000
Speaker 1: sort of do. He did three stooges. He fainted with

439
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,600
Speaker 1: the two fingers like he was going to lay him

440
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 1: into my eyeballs, and I thought, whooa, you know, this

441
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,440
Speaker 1: is a lot of fun I said, where'd you find

442
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,680
Speaker 1: this guy, Dickie? This guy's great. By that point, Dicky

443
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,679
Speaker 1: had retreated. He had backed up over toward a lemonade

444
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,959
Speaker 1: stand that we had there, and he was just going

445
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,960
Speaker 1: to get himself a lemonade and see what transpired. So

446
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,080
Speaker 1: I realized that was on my own. And this man

447
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,879
Speaker 1: tried to faint. He fainted like he's going to do

448
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 1: two fingers into the eyeballs. But then he grabbed me

449
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,919
Speaker 1: by the nose. He hooked me with those two fingers

450
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,120
Speaker 1: in each nostril, and he brought my face, the full

451
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,920
Speaker 1: of my face, right down on a knee that he

452
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Speaker 1: was driving up with equal force. Say that knee at

453
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,320
Speaker 1: the point that it hit my face was doing a

454
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 1: good thirty five to forty bars an hour. There's no

455
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 1: question in my mind if I'd had a clock on it,

456
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 1: I swear to Almighty got if you could imagine your

457
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 1: face going to what you guys need, it's going forty

458
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,200
Speaker 1: miles an hour. It doesn't feel good, I can tell

459
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,440
Speaker 1: you that. And I looked up in the mirror and

460
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 1: I said, that was a good one, man, It really was.

461
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 1: I looked at him, I congratulated him, shook his hand.

462
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 1: I looked in the mirror, and when your face is

463
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 1: flattened by a man's knee, you look almost ape, like

464
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 1: you've got the noses sticking up, like you're a monkey.

465
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 1: And I went, man, you put a monkey. I said,

466
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Speaker 1: you put the monkey on me. He said, I haven't

467
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: even finished. He said, I'm going to go ape on you.

468
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 1: I said, you put a monkey on me, you go ape.

469
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 1: He said, it's called Baker's Field Chimp. And that's when

470
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: he grabbed me and he began to I would say,

471
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: in a pile driving motion, just repeatedly boom boom boom

472
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 1: boom boom. My head into a metal post that was

473
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 1: there just underneath the grandstands there at walke Keagan coll

474
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 1: a scene where we had seen the show. And I

475
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 1: dropped and I started as stagger to my feet, and

476
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 1: I said, where are the proceeds from the show tonight?

477
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: Because I was making a joke where the proceeds from

478
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: the shouder night? Because I want to make it to

479
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 1: my car and try to get away from this this sucker.

480
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,639
Speaker 1: And that's when he grabbed me again. Boom boom boom

481
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: boom into the post. I slid down again. I started

482
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 1: to stag it at my feet. He hit me with

483
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 1: a gut shot, hit me with another kidney shot. He

484
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 1: took my head and started to twist it and I

485
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 1: started to kind of in a fake way, go ah,

486
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 1: like it was hurting me, but it really wasn't what

487
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,240
Speaker 1: it was hurting me, but by that point all the

488
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 1: pain had gone because I think he severed some nerves,

489
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 1: and I think the spinal cord was really injured and

490
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: had I couldn't feel my hands, I couldn't feel my feet.

491
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 1: And that's when he just laid me there and he

492
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: took what looked like a desk. And when I say

493
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: it looked like a desk, I couldn't imagine lifted up

494
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 1: a desk. But he lifted the desk up and he

495
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: dropped it on me. He dropped it in the small

496
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 1: of my back and then picked it up again, dropped

497
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 1: it at the large of my back, and then picked

498
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 1: it up again, and he dropped it on top of

499
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 1: my head. And that's why I learned my list. And

500
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: I said, Bob, but don't you ever don't get between

501
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: a dog and his meat. And sure as hell, don't

502
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 1: start making fun of a man's daughter if she'd had

503
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: a lumber truck back into her and kill her very

504
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,919
Speaker 1: night before. Don't start making jokes about how you went

505
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: dancing with her and who she wanted my jacket, I

506
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 1: put it on a grapestone ginger bell Country USA. We

507
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: played the great country songs and I get my ass,

508
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 1: but a great country artists. I even get my ass

509
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: kicked by some of the great female country artists, thin Danny.

510
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: All right, that's enough of that whaling pill head. Now

511
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: I can tell you something about Tammy Whine. And I

512
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 1: came to her house and I said, Tammy, I think

513
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: you are phenomenal. I know you were married to an

514
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 1: alcoholic by the name of George Jones. I think George

515
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: is a very fantastic artist, a wonderful artist. It's too

516
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: bad about his drinking. And she said, well, what do

517
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: you think about this. I've been in the hospital, in

518
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: and out of the hospital with all kinds of pill problems,

519
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: all kinds of problems like that. I said, you know what, Tammy,

520
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any difference to me because I'm jean

521
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: Ja Belle Country USA. I signed some of the great

522
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: artists of all time. She said, I also heard you

523
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: get your ass kicked by some of the great artists

524
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: of all time. I said, Tammy, that's true. She said,

525
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: did you know that I'm working out now? I said no,

526
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. She said, I'm using these little

527
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: these little weights. See this little barbell here. I said, yeah,

528
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: what's that? About a twenty potter. She said, yes, it is,

529
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: but you can tell me for sure, and she brought

530
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 1: that thing crashing down on top of my head. She

531
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: uses two hands and she just cracked that thing right

532
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: down on top of my skull. She said, Gene, I

533
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: heard you got a thick skull like an artillery shell.

534
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: I said, I think I do, because I was stunned.

535
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 1: She said, nope, not hard enough, and she cracked it

536
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 1: down on my head one more time. That's when blood

537
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: began filling my ears and my eyes and I went,

538
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 1: damn me, well, you sign a deal with me. She said, ah,

539
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: oh my god. I can't stop Jean Jabell. He's like

540
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: a raging freak, like a raging monster or something. I

541
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. That's when Tammy Wynette, the

542
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: great Contriatist, ran out of her house and I went

543
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: staggering after her. Someone tripped me and dropped me to

544
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: the ground, and that's when they began beating me with

545
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: the butt of a rifle. I looked up and I

546
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: realized it was a bodyguard, and I turned and I

547
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: grabbed the rifle, but he pushed my hands away and

548
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: kept beating my face in with the butt of this rifle.

549
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: Somebody else came along with another rifle, stuck it right

550
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 1: into my solar plexus and said, I swear to Almighty God,

551
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the trigger if you don't get out

552
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: of here, I said, clearly. I got up and started

553
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 1: to stagger after Tammy Wynette. She got into a car.

554
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: She drove about two miles down the road. She got

555
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: out of her car. She wrote it, she just ran

556
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: into an office. Well, I don't know how, but I

557
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: was there already, just staggering along. I must be staggering

558
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: about thirty miles an hour. I finally there. I knocked

559
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: on the door. She said, ah, how could you be

560
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: here in this much time? And I said, Timmy, it's

561
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: change a Bell and I never give up. Only it

562
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: sounded more like Tammy Jane Bell. Nah, God, God got.

563
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: I heard the distinct cocking of a shotgun, and then

564
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: I felt the butt shot go into my ass. Jane

565
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 1: A Bell. Here's a great man. You're a George Jones,

566
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: A great man, A great loss, a great loss to

567
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: the country. When we lost George Jones, we lost George Jones.

568
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: Though it was just one less guy with a pill

569
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: problem and an alcohol problem right off the front pages.

570
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: Now a lot of people said to me, Ginger Bell,

571
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,479
Speaker 1: you're a cruel You're a cruel and sad man. How

572
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: dare you You will never be even one third of

573
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: the man the George Jones is. I said, well, she's,

574
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: dear George Jones will never now be one third the

575
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: man I am, because there ain't nothing left of him now,

576
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: is there. And they said that's really kind of swine like,

577
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: and they need me in nuts, and then kneed me

578
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: in the forehead and pushed me down the steps of

579
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: the church this was a memorial for George Jones. Rolled

580
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: me down another set of steps, down onto the sidewalk,

581
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: and then everyone just kind of jumped on me and

582
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: started pummeling me with fists. Somebody picked up what looked

583
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: like a campaign sign. I don't know who it was for,

584
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: but it had a good wooden base to it, and

585
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: they picked that up and ben slamming it in my

586
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: head and breaking over the back of my head till

587
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: finally they rolled me right out of the gut or

588
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: the street, right in front of the church where they

589
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: were having this memorial for George Jones. I got up

590
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: and I said and they said, well, you can't sign

591
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: George Jones to a management contract because he's dead. He's dead,

592
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: And I said, thank you for reminding me, because i'd forgotten.

593
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: That's why I was here to sign him to a

594
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: management contract. And I realized this is a memorial service.

595
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: He's dead, So thank you. No need to get angry.

596
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: Bell always comes around. Just today, I am Gene Belle.

597
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: You know what, I always always always come to my

598
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: senses here to Ginge of Bell's country Us childon there

599
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: was Sangree. You know. Back when I was promoting the

600
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: dance show, I went to the Nashville Predator hockey team

601
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: and I said, I want to get out there under

602
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: the ice and I'd like to I'd like to do

603
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: a little skater around for my listeners. If that's okay.

604
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a fun thing. They said, whatever,

605
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: you know, we're not open on we don't have a

606
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: game on Sundays. Watch you bring him on out there. Well,

607
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: one of the young people who was out there skating

608
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: that day was Blake Shelton. I'll never forget because I

609
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: thought he was some kind of a slob out there.

610
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: He wasn't dressed very well. He had a young lady

611
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: with him. I said, don't you know how to dress?

612
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: He said, boy, mister Jabelle, I think you're fantastic. I

613
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: hope one day to get one of my records on

614
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: your show. And I said, well you are not only

615
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: you're not going to get a record on my show,

616
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: but I'm throwing your ass off the ice right now.

617
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: What are those cheap creep dungarees you're wearing? And what

618
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: kind of a shirt is that with the plaid and

619
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: the tail hanging out? You look like some kind of

620
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: a bum. You look like a Nashville grunge slash hip

621
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: hop I don't know, some kind of an asshole. And

622
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: I had them throw him out. And a few years later,

623
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: I ran into Blake Shelton at that very ice arena.

624
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: He was there to promote a Nashville Predator game and

625
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: he was out skating around with the Nashville Predators doing

626
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: a kind of a skater ing, know how a lot

627
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: of the stars do. And so I put on some skates.

628
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: I said, I got to go out and I want

629
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: to talk to Blade Shelton. And they said you're not

630
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: allowed out of the ice, and I said, well, hold on,

631
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: I know him very very well because we've talked. And

632
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: they said please get away from him, and I said,

633
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: you don't understand. So Blake turned, he saw me coming

634
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: toward me, recognized me. He got fright for some reason,

635
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 1: and I said, Blake, remember me, I'm jing a Bell.

636
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: He turned and began to skate away from me. Well,

637
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: as I skated after my trip, and as my face

638
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: fell forward, okay, the back of his skate hit my

639
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: mouth full, knocking out all of the upper row of teeth,

640
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: I blacked out. When I came to, I basically had

641
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: no teeth in my mouth at all, the lower row

642
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: having been knocked out by a second swing of the skate.

643
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: So my face went down hit the first skate bounced off,

644
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: the ice went up in the air, and the second

645
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: skate hit me full of the mouth, not only the

646
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: skate shoe, but the blade itself, so the back end

647
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: of the blade and I had lacerations that made it

648
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: almost look as if I'd been given the Chelsea grin.

649
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: I looked like the Joker with the blood coming down

650
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: and my eyeballs bulging out. And I said, hey, big

651
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: blog will flog me. And again he said, you sound

652
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: like an insensible ghoul. Get away from me, get away

653
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: from everyone that I know, And I said you oh.

654
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: I got up. I escaped the restraints of the medical people,

655
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: and I began again to lurch toward him. I had

656
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: on skates, and so I was doing a half lurch,

657
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: half skate toward him. He screamed and tried to get

658
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 1: out of the arena. There he got off the ice.

659
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: His security people came over. One of them popped me

660
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: with the right hand. The other hit me with a left.

661
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: The full effect of that was almost like a sandwiching

662
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: of those two fists, and that knocked the final two

663
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: or three teeth the back molers out of my mouth.

664
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: It also cracked the jaw, the upper part of my mouth,

665
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: and it also fractured the jaw near the hairline. As

666
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: I fell, my nose hit the ice, so I broke

667
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: my nose in two places. And then when I got

668
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: up one more time to try to lurch and grab

669
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: a hold of Blake Shelton's leg, someone came along and

670
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: stepped on my hand and that broke the wrist flattened

671
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: a few bones in that right hand. I came over

672
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: with the left hand to try to grab his other leg,

673
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: and someone took a baseball bat and basically they pulverized

674
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: all the bones in that hand. The screaming, they say,

675
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: went on for at least ten minutes. I don't remember.

676
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: I was in almost kind of a fugue state, you know,

677
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: but I heard someone screaming. They told me later it

678
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: was me. And that went on for a good ten

679
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: to fifteen minutes until they finally picked me up, threw

680
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: me in the back of a looked like one of

681
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: those old milk wagons. They didn't have an ambulance. They

682
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: didn't really want to waste the time of an ambulance.

683
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: They threw me in the back of a milk wagon

684
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: pulled up still rolling in front of the hospital. As

685
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: they were moving along about twenty miles an hour, pushed

686
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,479
Speaker 1: me out the back door. I fell onto the circular

687
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: driveway there of the hospital. I got up, staggered, and

688
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: lurched into the emergency room. Excuse me, and I said,

689
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: I deserve and nay, nay, not only do I deserve,

690
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: but I demand service right now. Of course, I was

691
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: saying this again through a mouth filled and clotted with blood,

692
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: so it sounded like this. It sounded like well, I've

693
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: heard the tape recording and it's quite striking. It's quite

694
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: quite interesting. It's really really quite interesting, Blake Chilton. What

695
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: it brings as the Johnny is Johnny, one of the great, great,

696
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: great country out his voltail of the great song Ride

697
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: my Thumb to Mexico. Well, when he came to my office,

698
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: he said, hey, mister Jabel, I need a manager. I

699
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: got a song. Is what's it called? I said, Riding

700
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: my Thumb to Mexico. I said, what makes you think

701
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: that people north of the border, Johnny, okay, north of

702
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: the border, when I hear you talk about your thumb

703
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: parked up your ass. Said well, mister Jabel, it's not

704
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: exactly like that. I said, that's exactly what it is.

705
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: It's a song about you having your thumb parked in

706
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: your ass, and guess what, it's still parked up there.

707
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: Get out, get out and do the gardening on your

708
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: way out. About a year, Ride my Thumb to Mexico

709
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: was a smash hit all across the country, all across

710
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: the world, as a matter of fact. So I called

711
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: up Johnny's manager and I got a bodyguard. I called

712
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: up the bodyguard and asked him to connect me to

713
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: the manager, and then the manager connected me to the agent.

714
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: The agent connected me to the record company. The record

715
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: company connected me to the internal security of Johnny's organization.

716
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: I talked to the internal security of Johnny's organization. They

717
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: connect me to the record producer. The record producer then

718
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: connected me to Johnny's immediate family. Then they in turn

719
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: did not connect me to Johnny, and I asked why not.

720
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: They said, because you're a pain in the ass. Frankly,

721
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: we don't want to have to smell you. Okay, because

722
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Johnny tells us it ain't too good. I said, come on,

723
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: give me a break. I hadn't slept all night, but

724
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: drink it all night. I probably had bet. Oh, but

725
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm here to make a big, big sale. And I said, sure, Jeane,

726
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: come on over. So I got all dressed up, I

727
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: got on a limousine. I drove over to Johnny's place.

728
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: I walked in the door and Johnny said, Hi, you're

729
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: Ginge Bell. I said, yeah, you remember me. I'm the

730
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: guy that told you. And mid sentence, once again, here

731
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: comes the lid of a piano. My head had been

732
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: laid down inside the piano and they were slamming the

733
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: piano lid on my head repeatedly. Oh Gane of Bells

734
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: had his ass kicked by some of the top names

735
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: in country music. Are you one of them? Send us

736
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: up self addressed, stamped envelope and a postcard telling us

737
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: how you beat Ginge Bell almost to death. Tell us

738
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: who you are, your record label, and your hit record,

739
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: and we'll be happy to include you on Jeane of

740
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: Bell's Top country Artists of all time getting his ass

741
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,479
Speaker 1: beat fans Jeanja Bell here. I'll be out there at

742
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: the Small Playgrounds that's the sport Book Playgrounds, and that

743
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: will be on the first, second, third, fourth, eight, ninth, tenth,

744
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: and fifteenth of February. Don't ask me. I wanted it

745
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: that way, and I think it's going to be a

746
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: fantastic time the Spa Playground. And if you come early

747
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 1: you get a ginge Bel baseball cap. You'll also get

748
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: a Ginga Bel mask and a ginger Bel pair of tight, tight,

749
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: very very tight leather pants so tight you can see

750
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: every single solitary crack and indentation. That's the Ginga Bell

751
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: Jingabel pants. Come on out to see me Jinga Bell

752
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: at the Split Playground. And that'll be on the first, third, fifth.

753
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: I forget the dates, but it will be next month.

754
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: Jing of Bell Country Music USA, come on out and

755
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: see Gene next month. The steps come these two guys,

756
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: two dudes, had looked like they had just fallen right

757
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: out of a cat's rear end. They had a banjo,

758
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: a guitar, some jazz. I said, what's with you guys?

759
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: I said, well, we got a country group and we'd

760
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: like you to maybe manage us. I started making fun

761
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: of the guys. Stutter he's going and mister Gidel, I said, yeah, yez.

762
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: What's the name of your group? He goes, It's Rascal

763
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: Flats and I'm laughing. I don't even know if the

764
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: guy really stutters up, and that's how I remember it.

765
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: I said, well, play a song for me, and they

766
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: put out about two or three notes of a song

767
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: and I said, it's stinks. Get out, and I went

768
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: back to counting my casher seats. They said, mister Jabell,

769
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: you should treat people better than that. We had a

770
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: whole song we wanted to do. And I looked up

771
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: and I said, are you do I hear some I

772
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: think I hear that's not a cat. That's not a mouse,

773
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: that's you still talking right? He said yeah. I said,

774
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: I told you to get out of here, and that's

775
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: when I pulled a gun and I pointed it directly

776
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: at his head and that's when he turned around and said,

777
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mister Jabell and the other guy and they

778
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: walked out into the street, and just as they were

779
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: walking out onto the street, I said, hey, turn around,

780
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: I got something for you. And they turned around. I said, look,

781
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: it's not even loaded. What a couple of chump chimps.

782
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: That's when they decided they're going to come after me.

783
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: And that's when I brought an Igor, my bodyguard, and

784
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: that's when he laid them out. With one punch. He

785
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: hit the guy in front. The other guy fell down

786
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,959
Speaker 1: just by looking at that punch. The two of them

787
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: were out for hours. I decided, hey, why not we

788
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: rolled them out in the street and backed by Cadillac

789
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: over top of them. About a year later, I'm listening

790
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: to the radio and here comes this song. It's called

791
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: back to Life. I said, yeah, I'm back to life.

792
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: What back from the dead? And I think one of

793
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: the guys from my office said, don't you realize that's

794
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: Rascal Flats. You drove your car over top of them.

795
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, You're right, this is a

796
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: good song. And so we drove to where their offices

797
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: were and I said, I'm Jean Jabelle. Hi, I'm when

798
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: of country music's great disc jockeys. And they said, okay,

799
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: and what is this about. I said, I'm going to

800
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: manage Rascal Flats. First they're going to do is change

801
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: the name, but that's okay. And they said okay, hold on,

802
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: and they brought out the two guys that I've been

803
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: talking to and I said, oh, it's Jane of Bell.

804
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you came to my office with

805
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: that crap can song? And I said yeah. I said,

806
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: well I want to manage you now. They said really,

807
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: I said yeah. So they escorted me into their office

808
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: and said would you like to have a cigar something

809
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: to drink? I said sure, why not? Well, they gave

810
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: me a drink and it was laced with date rape

811
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: drug take. I also had a knockout pill in it. Well,

812
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: when I awoke, my pants were down. You got I

813
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: don't want to go any further. Rascal Flats puts it

814
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: to Jean jabel I said, okay, you guys had your fun,

815
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: all right, let me pull my pants up. Now, let's

816
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: sign and manage deal and let's get serious. And I said, sure,

817
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: we'll sign the management deal. About five feet beyond that window,

818
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: I looked down ten stories up. I said, will you

819
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: sign it? They go yeah. I said, I crawled out

820
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: on the window ledge. They said, keep going, keep going.

821
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: Well I fell ten stories to the cement. I said,

822
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: you guys did They said, we didn't have a chance

823
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: because you were out. And you know there's a thing

824
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: called gravity. You picked. When I said the word prick,

825
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: I knew I'd messed up, because here it came the

826
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: butt end of a pool queue into my mouth. The

827
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: other butt end of a pool queue. Well, when a

828
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: husband's at home and he's watching the kids, the girls

829
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: go out and they had themselves a big Friday night

830
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: drinking him Margaerita is the holiday and guess who the

831
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: disc jockey is. You got that me, y'all. When I

832
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: say those girls come home went out to close, that

833
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: is the truth. And that's when a husband come looking

834
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: for me. And that's when I generally what happens in

835
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 1: I get beaten up in a parking lot. After everybody's

836
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: gone home, there's maybe three or four people stand around

837
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: to watch you, to see what happens with the smart

838
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: ass disc jockey as he gets a car door slammed

839
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: on his head about six times. Then it's his head

840
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: bounced off the hood of the car, and then he

841
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: gets run over. Not by one, two or three, he

842
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: gets run over by about six or seven cars until

843
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: he has to drag himself to a payphone because his

844
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: cell phone is broken, and drags himself to a payphone,

845
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: fumbles around for coins because his hands are bloody, puts

846
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: it up there and says, I need nine to one one,

847
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: I need the emergency. I had my ass kicked because

848
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: I was coming on to a bunch of guys wives

849
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: while they were stripping their clothes off in the bathroom,

850
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: drinking tequila, having themselves a good time. He said, just

851
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: Ginge of Bell Country, USA. I said, yeah, I said,

852
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: you on your own die. Motherfucker died on last two

853
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: long jing a bell If the DJ puts bond me,

854
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: anybody here is a little big town near Ginger Bell Country,

855
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 1: is that crush hat two in me? And he has

856
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: a song about lesbian love girl crush there's a chick

857
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: there who's in love with another chick. And I told

858
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: him early on, I said, you know, you ain't gonna

859
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: make it in this time with kind of lesbian stuff.

860
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: And they said, you don't understand the beautiful music that

861
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: we make. And I said, yes, I do a couple

862
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 1: of dikes like you. It just ain't gonna happen unless

863
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: you got Ganja Bell at the wheel of your career.

864
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: And if you'll let me handle the wheel of your career,

865
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: believe me, my hands won't go anywhere else but the

866
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: wheel of your career, especially looking at you two diesel dykes.

867
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: That's when I went into the studio and I had

868
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: a very special recording made of that diesel dike in well,

869
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't long. It wasn't long at all before I

870
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: met those chicks one fine night and we were in

871
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: a diner. They were out there, just been singing, and

872
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: they decided to stop it and get themselves something to eat.

873
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: And I saw them and say, hey, look at that

874
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: there they are a little big town. You girls are

875
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: doing real real good, huh. And they said, yeah, we're

876
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: doing real good, but it won't keep us from beating

877
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: and robbing you, and I said, what are you talking about?

878
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Your big stars? I said, come on outside, I said, haha, Well,

879
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: they beat me up, beat the living hell out of me,

880
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: took my wallet, took all my money, all my credit cards,

881
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: and just dropped them around town. Next thing you know,

882
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I was having charges wrung up on all of my

883
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: credit cards by every hobo and bum that found those cards. Meanwhile,

884
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: all of my cash has gone, and they dropped me

885
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: off in the middle of you guessed it, the black

886
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: part of town. And as I got up and tried

887
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: to scramble out of there with no pants because they'd

888
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: robbed those two, and I saw some people coming at me,

889
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: I went, ah, well, I ran out of there, and

890
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: what do you know, I'm running right into the Mexican

891
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: part of town. And I started screaming again, and I

892
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: ran out of there. And where did I run into?

893
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: You got it? The Asian part of town. And then

894
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: I ran out of there, and I finally got out

895
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: of the white part of town, and I was happy,

896
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: except everybody there was Jewish, and that was bad too.

897
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: And I went, yeah, well, I'll tell you I never

898
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: did really find it into a territory in that city

899
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: that I would be comfortable, and that would be lily white,

900
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: and I mean so white almost alby no white. I

901
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: never could find that section of town, and I wound

902
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: up getting my ass kicked by four different ethnic groups

903
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: that night because little Big Town couldn't take a joke.

904
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: But I said, why don't you diesel dykes do something

905
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: with your lives like repair jets gee's instead of singing?

906
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: And then they belted me, robbed me, and dropped me

907
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: off into that you know, bad part of town. I

908
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: say bad. It was the black part of town. I say,

909
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: you know black. It was also Asian Jewish and well,

910
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: I forget what else Mexican and I went, ah, yeah,

911
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: how about that Billy Currington here Jinge Bell Country Usay,

912
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: that's called donut huh ah, yeah, Billy Currington. I grabbed

913
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 1: his girlfriend's I think it was the right butt cheek

914
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: of his girlfriend in a very It was one of

915
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: those spontaneous moves. Okay. It was a party that we

916
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: were that we were at that had been thrown by

917
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: the record company, and I grabbed that butt cheek and

918
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: I said, feels good, don't it. Now understand I'd had

919
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: an awful lot to drink, and I had already explained

920
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: that to to Billy's management. I had explained that to

921
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: his agent, and I'd explained it to the record company.

922
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: I'd also explained it to the general advantage of our

923
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: radio station, K Country and the Ginge Bell Country USA sponsors.

924
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: So everyone knew that I was drunk, that I had

925
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: been drinking a particularly strong, strong version of absinthe, that

926
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: I had been on pills, and I was weaning myself

927
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: off of a variety of pills. So I was not

928
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: really in any particular frame of mind, I would say,

929
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: to be behaving in a normal way. Everyone knew. Everyone

930
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: was unnoticed. So that what I did. Finally see Billy's girlfriend,

931
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: and she had on a nice tight pair of leather pants.

932
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I squeezed one butt cheek and I said, feels good,

933
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: don't it. She came around with At that time, I

934
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: didn't know she was holding on to it. She'd taken

935
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: off a real heavy belt that she'd been wearing, made

936
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: of a combination of real thick, heavy heavy leather and

937
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: some very very thick metal pieces. And she came around

938
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: with this metal belt and she cracked that across my nose.

939
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: Now the nose had been broken to two times before,

940
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: as you know, in my encounter there with I think

941
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: it was Blake Shelton. Well, now the nose was busted

942
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: in two more places, and now as I looked at

943
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: it in the mirror, blood beginning to emerge from my nostrils.

944
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: I could see that I had one of those Dave

945
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: Tiger Smith noses where you can bite a wall. The

946
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: nose completely flattened. I looked like some sort of a

947
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: punch drunk pug, a guy with a flat nose and

948
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: about two cents worth of brains. And as I turned

949
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: to look to her, I said, you know something, I

950
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: paid you a compliment, and all you can do is

951
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: crack me across the face with a belt. Don't you

952
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: understand that now with my nose flatter, I can make

953
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: more headway between your thighs. And that's when she took

954
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: both of her hands and popped them across my ears.

955
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen that in the movies where they

956
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: slapped both ears. She slapped both of my ears. I

957
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: went deaf immediately. At both ears, I saw blood literally

958
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: beginning to squirt from both both ears, and I began

959
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: to realize that this girl meant business. So I'm trying

960
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: to explain to her. No, you don't get it, she said, Jesus,

961
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: she turns she wasn't even talking to me. She went

962
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: into the kitchen, and as I came around the corner

963
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: to follow her to explain things, one of the ladies

964
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: in there screamed because I looked in the mirror and

965
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: what I saw I barely recognized as my own face.

966
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: A flattened nosed, blood coming out of my nostrils, blood

967
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: now pouring out of both ear drums, and it looked

968
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: like I had a little bit of a laceration across

969
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: the front of my head. And I said, hey, I'm blake,

970
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm bleak show. My name is Jane Bell.

971
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: Blake Shelton. Last week is a guy that did damnage.

972
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: He broke my nose twice. See the nose right here

973
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: has been broken by none other than Billy Carrington's girlfriend.

974
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 1: And the lady screamed and asked what I wanted. I said,

975
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: my name's Jinga Bell country Ussay. She said, no, you aren't.

976
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: You look like a freak. You look like something out

977
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: of a carnival side show. And I said, I can

978
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: prove it to you. And as I moved toward her

979
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 1: to give her a little bit more of the disc

980
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: jockey wrap, she pulled out a knife, was a big

981
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: steak knife, and she slashed at my mouth, cutting my mouth.

982
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: And then when I said, no, wait a minute, you

983
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: know you're making a mistique flouting, and so I started

984
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: to sound almost like a mad donald, and both women

985
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: screamed and retreated. What's more, And that's finally when Billy

986
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: came into the room and he looked at me and

987
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: he said, what is it? And they said, we think

988
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: it's Geene Jabelle. I said, good Jean, I'm trying to

989
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: say it was Ginge Bell. So Billy took my head

990
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: and he basically threw my head down on his left knee,

991
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: lifted my head up and threw it down on my

992
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: right on his right knee. Now you can recall i'd

993
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: been through this treatment once before, so I know what

994
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: had felt like. I know, here comes again. After the

995
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: first two cracks, I knew there'd be at least three

996
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: or four more, and I counted them. Bam, there went

997
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: my face into his knee. Bam, my nose broken yet

998
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: again into the other knee. Bam, now I can feel

999
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: that the the both eye sockets are crushed. Bam, there

1000
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 1: goes my cheekbone. Bam, there goes my jaw. And when

1001
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: I hit the floor and I hit it face first,

1002
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: I rolled over on my back and I said bah fuck.

1003
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: And right out of a page from Sexy Beast, one

1004
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: of the ladies came in from the bedroom. She had

1005
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: a bureau drawer, a very very heavy wood drawer with

1006
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: lots and lots of meaningless stuff inside of it, and

1007
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: she just dropped it. Didn't throw it down, didn't bring

1008
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: it down, dropped it onto my face. So it sounded

1009
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: like this Paul Faith uh wah wah wah wa. Well,

1010
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: here's that. Bobby Bear came back with Detroit City. This

1011
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: is the one he said, This is the one that

1012
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: he said he was gonna be a big hit. And

1013
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: I said, are you kidding me? Or something about some

1014
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: slob that goes north and doesn't even have the balls,

1015
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: doesn't have the guts to make it the North, some

1016
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: good tough Southern boy he goes listen to I will

1017
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: get Well. It turns out it was a hit record.

1018
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: So what I did was I called him up and

1019
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I said, hi, Bobby this is Ginger Bell. Let's get

1020
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: this out of the way. I said that I thought

1021
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: Detroit City was the biggest piece of dung that I've

1022
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. You know who I am,

1023
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: He said, not really, I don't recall you. You don't really.

1024
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: I guess you don't leave much of an impression. I said,

1025
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: I was the guy that came into your office and

1026
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: I said, Hi, Bobby, I'm Ginga Bell. I think Detroit

1027
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: City is something that would drop out of my ass,

1028
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: not necessarily something i'd hear on the radio. He said, oh, yeah,

1029
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: now I remember you. And that's when I filled a

1030
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: boot hit me just below my testicles, not right directly

1031
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: on them, but just behind my testicles. That hurt, but

1032
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: didn't hurt near as bad as the next one. That's

1033
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: when someone lifted me up by my ears, swung me

1034
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: outside a window that was six stories above the street,

1035
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: and began dangling me, just sort of swinging me back

1036
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: and forth by the ears, with me one hand holding

1037
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: my balls and the other one going au au au awow.

1038
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: And then I was dropped. I dropped, and I plummeted

1039
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: six stories all the way to the street. And when

1040
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: I hit the street, I actually cracked the cement. I

1041
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: went through one block of cement and I went down

1042
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: into what I think was some kind of a catwalk

1043
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: for the sewer. And there's where I lay for about

1044
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: the next six Well, you know what I mean. Eg

1045
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: In Detroit City from the letters, everybody's widdy hits and

1046
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: Genji Ball has got no taste. He's a no count slab,

1047
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: a slam ball. He is the rudest motherfucker that I've

1048
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: ever heard in my lap. I wouldn't have that son

1049
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: of it. I wouldn't have him. I wouldn't have him

1050
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: clean the urn out after they cremate me, you know,

1051
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: and put me into a really good urn. I wouldn't.

1052
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give him that. I wouldn't give him that responsibility.

1053
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: He's a low life, no good, scum sucking dog. And

1054
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: that's why he will be hosting the sixteenth Annuel Little

1055
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: Willy Hickson Blues and Country Parlor Monkey Show by nobody.

1056
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: Nobody ever had a monkey put on him or a

1057
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: chimpanzee put on him like Jeana Bell. Check it out,

1058
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: Jean Jabell. He's gonna be hosting the show this coming

1059
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: Saturday night at the Little Willie Hickson Blues and Country Parlor.

1060
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 1: That's writ about Gingo Bell right here, man, And I've

1061
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: had my kisser knocked in so many times, you'd swear

1062
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: to God you're looking at it. Bidy Jael Young, Jean Gabel,

1063
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: Country USA Grass here from the Nashville Bluegrass band. This

1064
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: is a group that I said I would never sign

1065
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: because they were bluegrass. I said, there ain't nobody in

1066
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: bluegrass at least. Guy said, well almost, Jabell, you're making

1067
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: a big mistake. We're a great bluegrass band. And bluegrass

1068
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: is country. I said, it ain't country. It's not country

1069
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: the way cool country is. Ay, is that any of that?

1070
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: You know? Mickey Gilly's kind of country? Man, it's not

1071
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: that country polotan stuff. Man, Come on, give me a break,

1072
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: will you get out of here, you hill billy? You. Well,

1073
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: it turns out they were making a hell of a

1074
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: lot of money there in Nashville as they were playing

1075
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: the bluegrass circuit. So I said, tell you what I'm

1076
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: gonna do for you, guys. I'm gonna do you a

1077
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: big favor. I'm gonna I'm gonna do you a real

1078
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: good turn, and I'm going to sign you guys to

1079
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: a management contract. How does that sound to you? Well,

1080
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: they said it doesn't sound good at all. We already

1081
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: have a manager. You're the guy that's so you know,

1082
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 1: you're the guy that said we sounded like a dog

1083
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: shit And I said, I don't think I ever used

1084
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: the word dogshit. They said, yes, you did. I said,

1085
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: on second thought, yeah, you're right, I did not. So

1086
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: I said, why don't you get out of here? Well?

1087
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: A gettin was good? I said, are you threatening me?

1088
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: Are you threatening Jean Jabel Country, USA? Yes, I've had

1089
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 1: my ass kicked by some of the big country artists,

1090
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: but I've never had my ass kicked by a bluegrass band.

1091
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: They said, well, we don't kick asses in bluegrass, as

1092
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: you well know. Did you ever see Deliverance? And I went, ah, no, Well,

1093
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: six hours later I walked out of there, not even

1094
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: a better man, not even a wiser man. I just

1095
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 1: walked out of there, or should I say I waddled

1096
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: out of there? Jean Jaboo about that Canaan Smith and

1097
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: love you like that? Canaan Smith. Another great star here

1098
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: the Jingebel Country, USA. Sh I'll tell you what. Canaan

1099
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: Smith is a star here on the Jean Jebel Country

1100
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: USA Show and that song love You Like That when

1101
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: it came out. It was a song very very little known.

1102
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: Canaan had written the song, and he'd written the song

1103
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: for a very very special lady in his life at

1104
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: the time. I met Caanaan Smith and I was there

1105
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: with Mandy. I saw his girlfriend. She was very fetching,

1106
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: very lovely, very nice the way I like him, the

1107
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: way I like him all right, And I said to Caanaan,

1108
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: do you like her? I think at the time, I

1109
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: said do you like it? And he said I do.

1110
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: I love her very much, mister, mister Jabelle. I said, well,

1111
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 1: let me just tell you. She's got a great butt,

1112
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: she's got nice big boobs, she's got that kind of

1113
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: dumb look on her face. I love something like that.

1114
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: And let me tell you what if you can't love

1115
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: her like that. I looked at her and I said,

1116
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: I'll love you like that. And she said like what?

1117
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: And I said, well, you know, and I was pointing,

1118
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: I was casting around. I said, well, you know like that.

1119
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: I saw two dogs out in the out in an

1120
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: alley and they were just out the back door. There

1121
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: they were emptying some trash and there were two dogs

1122
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: fornicating right there, and the you know, having their sexual

1123
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: relations as dogs will. And I said, well, how about

1124
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: like that? And I'll never forget what Caanan said. He said,

1125
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: you know something, mister Jabell, I may be a small

1126
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,479
Speaker 1: guy now, but when I get big, I'll never forget

1127
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: the way you treated me. I said, why don't you

1128
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: piss off and die and take that hag with you.

1129
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: I said, if you want her to have any kind

1130
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: of a life, leave her with me, and I'll break

1131
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: her in for you. And he walked off with steam

1132
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: coming out of his head. Well guess what. Love You

1133
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: Like That became a big hit and we've made it

1134
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: number one on the Jean Jabelle survey. And I called

1135
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: him up personally. I said, I want to tell you something, Canaan,

1136
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: how you been buddy? You know you and I talked

1137
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: outside that holiday inn or that bar wherever it was.

1138
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: He says, yes, I do remember that very very much.

1139
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: A I've made Love You Like That that is now

1140
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: our number one hit on the Jean Jebel Country USA survey.

1141
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: And he said that my father had made it with

1142
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: some kind of an orangutang or something. He said that

1143
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: then the orangutang turned around and made it with the

1144
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: kimono dragon, and then they made it anally with some

1145
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: other animal and I was born and I said, you

1146
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: are some kind of guy. I said, look, I want

1147
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: to come over and I want to sign a personal

1148
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: services contract with you right now. I want to promote

1149
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: all your shows in America. He said, you come on

1150
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: right over. You do that, You do that, Ginge Bell,

1151
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: I said, see what I'm saying, Mandy. She said, Gene,

1152
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: please watch out. I said, don't worry about it. When

1153
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: I get back here, there'll be money in the bank.

1154
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: And I went over there and Canaan said, so you're

1155
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: the guy that said you were going to break my

1156
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: girlfriend in said she had a nice butt. You humiliated

1157
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: her in front of everyone. I said, hey, cana let

1158
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: me tell you how it's Let me tell you how

1159
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: it's played. Let me tell you how this business is. Okay.

1160
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: When you talk to a guy like Jane Jabell, you

1161
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: better have your shit together. And I use those words,

1162
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: and I use those words to you right now here

1163
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: on the Ginge bel Digital Show. And you want to

1164
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: know why because I told him, I said, your girlfriend

1165
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: inca to edit out her clearing her throat after she

1166
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: swallows my load. I said that. And then six eight

1167
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: months later, when I said to him, I'd like you

1168
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: to sign his personal services contract, he said, do you

1169
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: remember what you said about my girlfriend? Do you remember

1170
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: what you said about my life? Do you remember what

1171
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: you said about my guitars? Do you remember what you

1172
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: said about my music? And I said, I knew I

1173
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: was gonna love your girlfriend like that. You know I

1174
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: was kidding, you know that I was just having some fun.

1175
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm Jean Jabell doing Country USA. Why don't we spend

1176
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: some time together? He said, I don't want you anywhere

1177
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: near my home. And he picked up a can of Raid,

1178
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: and he shoved the nozzle into my mouth because I

1179
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: was saying, hey, why don't you and I? And right

1180
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: when I said the word I, he shoved the nozzle

1181
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: of the raid into my mouth and depressed that thing

1182
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: and filled the back of my throat, tongue, the inside

1183
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: of my mouth with insecticide, with poisonous insecticide. Then I

1184
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: began to gag on and I began to choke on,

1185
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: and then he pulled it back, sprayed both of my

1186
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: eyeballs flush with raid insecticide. Raid. I think it was

1187
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: the flying ant and roach killer Raid. I dropped to

1188
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: my knees, screaming and holding my eyes in my mouth,

1189
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: screaming for air, screaming because the pain was searing. And

1190
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: that's what he lit a butane lighter, bent over and

1191
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: farted in my face. The buttane cut the methane gas

1192
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: coming from his ass, and it burned all of the eyebrows,

1193
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: all of the mustache. I had a mustache that I

1194
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: was very proud of, had a handlebar mustache and a

1195
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: fort blast. A flaming ass torch took that mustache off

1196
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: right out of the ass. End of Canaan Smith. Well,

1197
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 1: what do you do, ladies and gentlemen, when you are

1198
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: just just stain't tough enough. I'll tell you what you do.

1199
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: You name yourself Sue, and then you get yourself into

1200
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: another ass kicking. This is the jeans of bell Rocket

1201
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: to the top, a boy named Sue. Wait till you

1202
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: hear how this song winds up. Oh you think you've

1203
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: heard this song? You have? Where did you hear it? Case?

1204
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: He's running here, Johnny Cashken this song, he said, I

1205
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: got a song called a boy named Sue, And I said,

1206
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: are you out of your mind, a boy? What does

1207
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: that mean? He began to explain himself. Don't explain it

1208
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: to me, I said, I realized that we're getting more

1209
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: gay tolerant. I realized we're more LGBT he tolerant here, Johnny.

1210
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: But you're gonna just you're gonna ruin your career in

1211
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: country music. I'm not doing a song about a cross dresser.

1212
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: He said, it's not. And by then I'd slammed the

1213
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: door in his face and I hear him going. I said,

1214
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: get out of here, Johnny, before I called the cops.

1215
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: And nine months later, I hear this song. It's a

1216
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: hit record. He's on all the big shows he's singing,

1217
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: and I realized, oh, I see it was a guy

1218
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: who's a head ofosexual name sou Well. I still didn't

1219
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: get it. When I went over to Johnny's house, I said, hey,

1220
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: is Sue here? And that's when the lights went out.

1221
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: When I woke up, June Carter was standing over me.

1222
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: She had a bucket of water. She said, you better

1223
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: get lost because Johnny doesn't like you and doesn't want

1224
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: you around. I said, June, you're still just as gorgeous

1225
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: as ever you've still got that great ass. That's what

1226
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: I felt. Something else hit me. I can't really be

1227
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: sure what it was. It was either a ball, paen hammer,

1228
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: a man's fist. It could have been a plate of taketos.

1229
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. But the lights went

1230
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: out again on the street. When I woke up, the

1231
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: sun was shining. It was very, very hot. There was

1232
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: cactus around. There was a dusty highway nearby. I'd been

1233
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: taken to Arizona. Well, I knew that snake was my

1234
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: own sweet dad. Well, the rest is history. I staggered

1235
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: himself to his feet. I walked over to I walked

1236
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: over to a phone booth which just happened to be,

1237
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: you know, there in the middle of the desert, and

1238
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: I called Uber and a guy took me over to

1239
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: a you know, Airbnb, and I spent the night and

1240
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: as long as I was there, and decided to go

1241
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: out and find some laughs. But I was in King

1242
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: of Arizona, and there's nothing nothing to do there the family.

1243
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: I found something hard. It cost me fifty bucks an hour,

1244
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: but I found something to do in my surprise. Guess

1245
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: what come up with the number. Name was Johnny, my

1246
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: ear Cheange g Bill Country Music USA. He chrished through

1247
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: the wall and into the street, kigging in the godget

1248
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: in the mud, and the Blaus gingermet Country Music USA.

1249
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: Get him My ask Kid, but the Big Stars and

1250
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: Country Music is executive produced by Phil Henry for c

1251
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: Empri Incorporated. All rights reserved on podcast lot Lack of

1252
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: Crocodile gene. I hate you, I it's my announcer and

1253
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: slugs Martin. No, I do it. It's gone the pull

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Speaker 1: fantastic sluit there looking. I hate Jean Jebel. Oh, I'm smiled.

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Speaker 1: He said, do something about your breath. Though. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: world is rough. The man's going to make it. He's

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Speaker 1: got vita, and I know I wouldn't be there to

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Speaker 1: help you. Well, I can tell you right now, Patsy

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00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: Klin never kicked my ass because she was dead. Before

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00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: I ever even thought about it. I was a paper boy.

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00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: I think when Patsy Cline's plane hit that mountain, hush yeah.

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00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: But I can tell you something. She was a fantastic artist.

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Speaker 1: When I finally started listening to country music, and Patsy

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00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: Clan was so damn good that I decided that you know,

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00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to do a deal with her management. I

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: wanted to do a deal with their estate, show them

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00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: what I could do in terms of posters, in terms

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00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: of books, in terms of you know, bumper stickers. I

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00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: wanted to do a Patsy Cline doll and. I also

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00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: had a Patsy Clin bubble head doll and. So I

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00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: went to the management there and I said, listen, we

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00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: all know that Patsy is in pieces. I tried to

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00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 1: break the ice just well. They didn't like the joke.

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00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: And a lot of these country music managers, I'm a manager,

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00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: I'm a country music manager. I got a sense of humor.

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00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: But a lot of the country music managers that I

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00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: worked with, they have no sense of humor. So there

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00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 1: they are, the people that managed the Patsy Clin's of State.

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00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even get their names, just a bunch of people.

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00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: I started making jokes about the plane crash, blah blah blah.

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00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: They tied me up. Well, I met Patsy's family, members

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00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: of her family. They took turns whipping me, whipping me

1283
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: with a piece of rope that had tied into it

1284
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: broken glass, and they stabbed me. Then they poured gasoline

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Speaker 1: on me and lit me on fire. You bill, Well,

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00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: I kind of threw myself to the ground and rolled

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Speaker 1: around on the ground, tied up, and I put the

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Speaker 1: fire out. I got up, I began scrambling down the stairs.

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00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: I scrambled out into the streets, screaming, AH helped me. Ah,

1290
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Had a big laugh. The cops

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00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: stopped and turned a hose on me, and they put

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Speaker 1: me in an ambulance. And well, here I am today.

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Speaker 1: Each times me your name of Ammond Miller. He's actually white,

1294
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: but he used to put on black face and sing

1295
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: as a black man. And I know that it's politically incorrect,

1296
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: but this is kind of an interesting little piece of

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00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: music from the old days of country music. A white

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00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: guy putting on black face and prancing around. And I

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00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: thought it would be interesting when I went to the

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Speaker 1: NAACP convention, because I was there to hand out ginger

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00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: bell bumper stickers because I think that black people enjoy

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00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: country music. Of course they do, And I decided to

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Speaker 1: break the ice. So I dressed up in black face

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Speaker 1: and I started going. I got the honky Tonk blue Hoo.

1305
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: As soon as I hit the note blue Hoo. Hoo.

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Speaker 1: A car backed over one of my feet. Someone got

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00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: out punched me. I couldn't go anywhere because there was

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Speaker 1: a tire resting on my foot, and then people began

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00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: hitting me with bags of ball, bearings, all kinds of things.

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Speaker 1: When I came to the parking lot was empty. It

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Speaker 1: over the sky and looked at me, either dingoes or

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Speaker 1: on me. Yeah. I woke up in my testicles had

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Speaker 1: been shoot off. No bomber. Now in a moment, what

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Speaker 1: presumption these motherfuckers had in those days. Guy gets into

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Speaker 1: black face, it starts singing. Just when you thought summer

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