Speaker 1: Record. We're recording. Hi, Andrew, nice Scott. Let me just
Speaker 1: play this real quick. It's the bull Chat In case
Speaker 1: you couldn't understand what the singer said there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was from Boom Clap right?
Speaker 2: Is that the clap Charlie XCX from the Fault in
Speaker 2: Our Stars soundtrack?
Speaker 1: Okay, very that's a lot of information, Andrew.
Speaker 2: The Fault in Our Stars is one of the books
Speaker 2: that I cried while reading. And I cried while watching
Speaker 2: that movie like all three times I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I cry from movies, I cry from books, I cry
Speaker 1: from life. Wow, i'm a. I'm a.
Speaker 2: We can address the last one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe with more professional health. Yeah. Anyway, So welcome
Speaker 1: to boll Chat. This is the sister podcast to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: If you're here for Cereal, please come back Monday or
Speaker 1: just go listen to a past Monday episode. It's really
Speaker 1: or the one hundred and eighty plus episodes that we have.
Speaker 1: But they might be caught up. They might be caught
Speaker 1: up and just looking for Cereal today, but no Cereal
Speaker 1: here yet.
Speaker 2: Maybe y'all have a bowl. I don't know, I didn't
Speaker 2: have breakfast.
Speaker 1: Are you hungry? It's iffy, so I've been on this
Speaker 1: slim fast thing for the last week and a half,
Speaker 1: so I'm not eating right now.
Speaker 2: It's fun because we can like be live with this
Speaker 2: one because like this one's recorded to date, Like this
Speaker 2: is where it's getting pushed out tomorrow, so we can
Speaker 2: talk about your slim fast now.
Speaker 1: It's being pushed out today.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's been pushed out today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're listening to this today. Yeah. Whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so every I don't know, five to seven to ten years,
Speaker 1: I'll go on a slim fast bender for a week
Speaker 1: or two, you know, because since you fat shame me
Speaker 1: with these envelopes that you left here, it's not fat shaming.
Speaker 1: Oh well, any comedy, Okay, Well, in any event, every
Speaker 1: time I get over two hundred pounds and get back
Speaker 1: in the club, I don't like it. My man boob
Speaker 1: start coming out. You know. I one or two weeks
Speaker 1: left of summer and I get I have to turn
Speaker 1: the dad bod back into the beach pod, which is
Speaker 1: just a dad bod but not so chunky.
Speaker 2: Well, what's interesting is you're doing it at the end
Speaker 2: of the summer because we're to the hibernation season.
Speaker 1: Because we're going to be at the beach this week again.
Speaker 1: All next week we're going away. Well again.
Speaker 2: What's going to happen is I feel like you're like
Speaker 2: losing it to like put yourself on a base coming back.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it, Okay, okay, song as you're fine
Speaker 1: with that. I just don't want to have the man
Speaker 1: boobs in the pictures. I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1: Plus I don't know. Plus maybe I'll get down to
Speaker 1: one ninety and I can open the lose weight envelope
Speaker 1: that you forgot what I gave you in that one food.
Speaker 1: I'm sure probably yeah, so, but no, it actually it works.
Speaker 1: So I've lost a pound a day so far. So
Speaker 1: I'm great. I'm down to one ninety six or one
Speaker 1: ninety five. That's great, look at you. So that's good
Speaker 1: and it makes me feel good. And I've gone. My
Speaker 1: legs are like I couldn't walk down the hall before
Speaker 1: because my legs are killing me from bike riding and
Speaker 1: bike riding the last couple of days. Yeah, we even rode.
Speaker 1: We rode to the beach a couple of days ago,
Speaker 1: Ashley and I And that's like fifteen miles or ten
Speaker 1: miles each way or something like that. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a bikethon right there. That is so
Speaker 1: damn But I like it that. That's one exercise that
Speaker 1: I actually really like to do.
Speaker 2: I like bike riding. I've said it before. Bike riding
Speaker 2: is not for me. It's not from a crotch. It's
Speaker 2: not a good time for me.
Speaker 1: Period. You gotta get a good seat.
Speaker 2: I just don't think I've ever had. I've had a
Speaker 2: comfortable bike, but it's like a beach cruiser. You can't
Speaker 2: take a beach cruiser for fifteen miles each.
Speaker 1: Cruisers are tough because there's no gears. The bike that
Speaker 1: I'm currently using, which I won from this radio station,
Speaker 1: which was spectacular last summer, it's a priority, is the brand,
Speaker 1: and it's an awesome bike, but it's also a cruiser technically,
Speaker 1: so there's only three gears, but it's enough for the
Speaker 1: hills that I got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once I have to start shifting, it's not fun
Speaker 2: for me. I don't like shifting. I don't understand the
Speaker 2: concept of shifting. I always do it in reverse. Well
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like going up and down and I
Speaker 2: don't understand, and then I'm just like peddling and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you're like over, Yeah, you're like my kids. They're
Speaker 1: trying to change gears and they do it all too
Speaker 1: fast and the chain falls off. Yeah. So I'm in
Speaker 1: front of them listening and I hear kick and then
Speaker 1: the chain comes off. That's me, and they start rolling
Speaker 1: back down the hill.
Speaker 2: Running walking, you got me. I can walk four miles.
Speaker 2: I'm known for doing that to people, and I feel
Speaker 2: bad about it. But I can walk legit for ten
Speaker 2: miles at a time. I have no problem. I don't
Speaker 2: need to stop. I'm like a machine when it comes
Speaker 2: to walking. Running, I can do up to six miles.
Speaker 2: I have no problem with it. Just biking, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's the different use of the muscles. It's not for me.
Speaker 2: It's not great.
Speaker 1: I got it. I like to jog, but I like
Speaker 1: to jog on the beach, which is weird because normally
Speaker 1: when you jog on the beach, or when I do anyway,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a little bit it's uneven, not level. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so your left foot is going a little bit lower
Speaker 1: than the right when you're running down the beach and
Speaker 1: reverse coming back, so you kind of have to, you know,
Speaker 1: adjust for that.
Speaker 2: Watch out for your IT bands, because that's what happened
Speaker 2: to me. I when I did the Miami Half Marathon
Speaker 2: three years ago. Now what wind up happening was I
Speaker 2: had IT band issues, didn't work on them, So then
Speaker 2: I got to the marathon.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is an IT band?
Speaker 2: It's like, well, I guess I can't really show you.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can.
Speaker 2: I feel like right here on your knee, Oh okay,
Speaker 2: there's like it's almost like sticky tape, and the tape
Speaker 2: it like it's loose. It should be loose. But then
Speaker 2: what winds up happening is when.
Speaker 1: You are you talking about cartilage.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's almost
Speaker 2: like tape and.
Speaker 1: The inside your leg. Yeah, stop, I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, it winds up stick sick, It winds up stick fine. Clicks, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's clicking is fine, But like if you get intense
Speaker 2: pain on the side, yeah, that's an IT band issue.
Speaker 1: I'm going to need a knee replacement.
Speaker 2: By fifty I had that was the worst pain the
Speaker 2: last five miles of the Miami Half Marathon. I looked
Speaker 2: like you probably never saw it. The dark night when
Speaker 2: the joker blows up the hospital and is like hobbling off.
Speaker 1: That was me.
Speaker 2: I hobbled for five miles I did. I was like,
Speaker 2: should I quit because my knees are in so much pain?
Speaker 1: Nope? Kept going. Well I finished. What I thought you
Speaker 1: were talking about is like something you put on your
Speaker 1: arm that RAJ in the IT department would give you,
Speaker 1: you know, like a band, an IT band that would
Speaker 1: like get your heart rate and stuff like that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was talking about. I've never heard
Speaker 1: of that before. Yeah. IT band issues are very common
Speaker 1: for people who are run. It stand for something into
Speaker 1: the division. Okay, done? All right, Yeah you could google it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So here we are six minutes in. We've talked about nothing.
Speaker 2: So Runny, what do you got I band issues? You
Speaker 2: like to bike? I hate to bike. I like to walk.
Speaker 2: You can walk. You'd like to jog on the beach?
Speaker 2: I do with my old iPod. With my old iPod,
Speaker 2: you do it without any of the service. Well, I
Speaker 2: guess yeah, because it's an iPod.
Speaker 1: No I use I I okay, I like to use.
Speaker 1: I have an iPod from I don't know, the early
Speaker 1: two thousands or mid two thousands, and it's not really
Speaker 1: updateable anymore because you can't plug it in really to anything,
Speaker 1: so all the music just kind of stops at like
Speaker 1: two thousand and five. Yeah, but there's I have hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundreds of songs in there, and I love them all,
Speaker 1: and I just I don't know. For some reason, I
Speaker 1: can't get I can't get my iTunes on my phone
Speaker 1: to sync to my old one, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. I don't know where it lives.
Speaker 1: It was on my old PC, which is gone, so
Speaker 1: that music is just only lives in that iPod, the
Speaker 1: clickwheel iPod, so I can't get it. So a click
Speaker 1: wheel too, I can't get any of it on my phone.
Speaker 1: It's not really a click wheel. It's a it's the
Speaker 1: newer of the ones with the wheels.
Speaker 2: Got it, got ever, man, it's not the one with
Speaker 2: the buttons around it. No.
Speaker 1: I have that one too, the white one, the original
Speaker 1: white one. I have that that, you know, for nostalgia,
Speaker 1: But I don't use that one any.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I have an iPod Mini that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: What's funny is if you ever go out to one
Speaker 2: of these reality shows, you can't bring a phone, so
Speaker 2: you have to preload everything. So I would think, what
Speaker 2: would what would I put on an iPod that, like,
Speaker 2: what would be my favorite songs that it'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have to listen to this, like I.
Speaker 1: Have the Tiger, Well that's Survivor.
Speaker 2: I don't know I would pick like maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'd go for more beachy, like amp up music. So
Speaker 2: I'm sure you have to work out or prepare in
Speaker 2: some way, right, I guess I mean on supermarket sweep,
Speaker 2: but you have to prepare.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a supermarket sweep. I don't like
Speaker 1: the wheels on those carts. It's just wait.
Speaker 2: Don't think they're sabotaging the cards.
Speaker 1: I do because like, go to Ikea. When's last time
Speaker 1: you were in Ikea? It's been a minute. Okay, take
Speaker 1: an Ikea cart. All four wheels rotate a normal supermarket cart,
Speaker 1: only the front ones rotate and the back ones stay straight.
Speaker 1: When all four wheels rotate, it's much harder to control
Speaker 1: the cart, especially when you're running, because the thing like
Speaker 1: slides all over the place. So you think there's advertising
Speaker 1: the carts on purpose. I do, yes, it takes longer,
Speaker 1: and the whole thing on that show is time. Okay,
Speaker 1: because when you're running like hell with a cart, when
Speaker 1: all four wheels turn, it's very hard to control.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something and maybe this could be
Speaker 2: a life hack. Yes, when it comes to supermarket sweep. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're with a partner, right, yes, and you're running through
Speaker 2: the supermarket. Yes, Could your partner just pick up one
Speaker 2: end and you pick up the other end and you
Speaker 2: just run with it.
Speaker 1: No, because it's one at a time. It's like a
Speaker 1: tag team thing. You can't.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna say, if you're both together, just pick
Speaker 2: up the cart and run.
Speaker 1: Pick up the cart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's heavy, it's not that heavy.
Speaker 1: And then you have to load it with heavy things.
Speaker 2: Well again as you load it up, and then if
Speaker 2: you load it up the thing is I feel like
Speaker 2: it gets less wobbled.
Speaker 1: No, it's it could spin in a three if you
Speaker 1: go like this and twist, it'll spin in a three sixty.
Speaker 1: And it's very come on, man, I'm just it's very hard.
Speaker 1: If you go to Ikia and have it loaded with
Speaker 1: heavy stuff and you try to take a turn, you
Speaker 1: slam into people. My things. I hope they don't do
Speaker 1: Ikia supermarket sweep. Yeah, that would be rough.
Speaker 2: I bet you they do in like Holland though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's where it's from. So I'm sure they're like Fleagan
Speaker 2: Florgan Iikeia. That's my guess for what supermarket sweep Iikia
Speaker 2: would be called.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it wouldn't be called supermarket sweep. It
Speaker 1: would be called Fleagan Florgan. That's what I keep saying,
Speaker 1: Cleagan Florgan or furniture store sweep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have they do have food there. I
Speaker 1: got some cereal there, you know. Yes, we have another
Speaker 1: box from them coming up soon on cereal Killings and
Speaker 1: a few mondays from now.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited for the ones that I got from
Speaker 2: this road trip that have been sitting there for a
Speaker 2: month now.
Speaker 1: That will be a week from this coming Monday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of them came in like a milk box milk
Speaker 1: oh oh, like an old school carton.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and I really want to try that one.
Speaker 1: Actually it's not old school. The cartons are still like that,
Speaker 1: but you'd be hard pressed to find a milk carton
Speaker 1: that you still open the old school way when you
Speaker 1: have to spread it and push it. Now, they all
Speaker 1: still cast I hated that. I was never good at
Speaker 1: you know what, Nine times out of ten it would
Speaker 1: open pretty okay, but you'd get that one that just
Speaker 1: had too much sticky stuff on it and it couldn't
Speaker 1: and you jamming a fork in there and the milk
Speaker 1: goes everywhere. Yes. Yeah, And all cartons used to be
Speaker 1: like that orange juice, fruit punch lemonade.
Speaker 2: They all came like that Choppa Cana. I remember vividly
Speaker 2: opening up the cartons.
Speaker 1: My favorite cartons, and this was a favorite cartons. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: pause no, because I just I'm going back to my
Speaker 1: high school days where we went to the twenty four
Speaker 1: hour bagel store Bagel Boss in Hicksville, which sounds weird.
Speaker 1: People that aren't from Long Island were like Hicksville. You
Speaker 1: just think of it as like a little country place
Speaker 1: with all grass and a bunch of hicks. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's a very you know, it's suburbia, but it's a
Speaker 1: very urban suburbia, if that makes sense. Of the big
Speaker 1: train station anyway, So the Bagel Boston Hicksville was open
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, so after we'd go out, you know,
Speaker 1: hanging out on a high school Friday or Saturday night
Speaker 1: would go to Bagel Boss and it was always for
Speaker 1: me an egg bagel with butter and Hershey's chocolate milk
Speaker 1: that used to come in the container, not even Quick
Speaker 1: because I know Quick did too, mm hmm. But it
Speaker 1: was that dark brown Hershey's container m m and you
Speaker 1: had to do the open thing in that. I just
Speaker 1: that's memories right there.
Speaker 2: I love nest Quick.
Speaker 1: Nest Quick is my favorite, see and back then it
Speaker 1: was nest Ley Quick. I don't know why they changed
Speaker 1: it to nest Quick. I know it's still nest Le's
Speaker 1: that makes it. But they got lazy and maybe they were,
Speaker 1: you know, charged by the letter and had to take
Speaker 1: a few out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, or they were just like, what is the
Speaker 2: Nestle really doing? People know it's a nest Quick because
Speaker 2: they had the bunny, yes, and it was in his
Speaker 2: name like Nestor.
Speaker 1: I don't know what his name and it was definitely
Speaker 1: not Nestor, but I'm not sure what his name was
Speaker 1: or is he's still alive. I mean he's still hanging
Speaker 1: in there. He's uses a cane to walk now, but
Speaker 1: he's still he's still around.
Speaker 2: A tragic death story to the bunny on the nest
Speaker 2: Quick bottles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about the nest nest Ley Quick powder
Speaker 1: before and the tin cans with the lids and yeah
Speaker 1: an ovaltine, sure, yeah, I actually just found an old
Speaker 1: jar of ovaltine from the nineties that was signed by
Speaker 1: Kenny Banya from Seinfeld. Not ask any questions what it was.
Speaker 1: From the Seinfeld party we did at the radio station.
Speaker 1: You did a Seinfeld party, the big the finale party. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so exciting. You did it at It wasn't was
Speaker 1: a Carolines. It might have been Carolines. It was something
Speaker 1: like that. It was a comedy place, and I was
Speaker 1: in charge of going around to get all the artifacts
Speaker 1: for the to like leave around. So I had to
Speaker 1: go to Kenny Rodgers Roasters and get a bunch of
Speaker 1: empty chicken containers and oval teenes that we had all
Speaker 1: over the place and marble rise and whatever was significant
Speaker 1: on the show. I had to go out and find
Speaker 1: and place all around this place so people would come
Speaker 1: and go ooh, you know, and that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I feel like there really hasn't been a what like,
Speaker 2: what's a comparable TV event now that like everybody talks
Speaker 2: about outside of the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Nothing like TV shows that are on network TV. Nothing.
Speaker 1: It was the Big Mash Finale in the seventies or
Speaker 1: early eighties or whatever that was, and Seinfeld and probably
Speaker 1: Friends also, But other than that.
Speaker 2: Listen what show gets over fifty million viewers for finale?
Speaker 2: Survivor was one. But other than that, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like nothing anymore because there are so many ways to
Speaker 1: get content now that there are not that many people
Speaker 1: that are watching network television.
Speaker 2: That came.
Speaker 1: I mean I like to because I like to watch
Speaker 1: the local news.
Speaker 2: But same CBS two News, Oh love that one.
Speaker 1: No sorry, Channel seven ABC Eyewitness News.
Speaker 2: I'm a CBS two news person. That's fine five o'clock
Speaker 2: and then six o'clock with the.
Speaker 1: Girl, the girl, the woman. Okay, I'm six thirty David
Speaker 1: Muir World News tonight. Oh see, I'm a six thirty
Speaker 1: no o'donald. I love NeuRA O'donnald, CBS two News. That's
Speaker 1: my jam. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually make it a point to tune into it,
Speaker 2: and I feel old, like I feel like I've reached
Speaker 2: like my parents' age now where I like make sure
Speaker 2: I'm all settled in to watch the six thirty news.
Speaker 1: I love it. I do too. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: really want to feel old, subscribe to the newspaper. I
Speaker 1: still get the newspaper on Thursdays and Sundays only, and
Speaker 1: that's supermarket related. Otherwise, well, no, I mean I still
Speaker 1: read the newspaper every day here at work because we
Speaker 1: get it here. It's just it's a habit and it's
Speaker 1: something I've done my entire life. Does it make me old? Sure? Fine, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm not old in my forties, but it's just being
Speaker 1: in radio for twenty thirty for thirty years more. In mornings,
Speaker 1: I've always read the newspaper, so it's just something I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is going to be like a swerve. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so don't mind it.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you were called for jury duty?
Speaker 2: Because I haven't spoken about my jury duty experience, and
Speaker 2: I feel this is the perfect outlet to.
Speaker 1: Do, so I'm going to pass on this subject. You
Speaker 1: may go on.
Speaker 2: It was terrible, I'm sure it was. It was virtual.
Speaker 2: I hated it. The judge was so mean to me
Speaker 2: when I was called. There were so many old people
Speaker 2: there who.
Speaker 1: Didn't know how to use zoom. It was awful.
Speaker 2: From the moment it started. I was like, this is
Speaker 2: a train wreck waiting to happen. There was one woman
Speaker 2: who never turned her mic off, and she would just
Speaker 2: keep being like, have I been called yet?
Speaker 1: No, you haven't been called yet.
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to put you in the breakout rooms.
Speaker 1: Am I in the breakout room?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: No, you're not in the breakout room now.
Speaker 2: Then there was at one point this old man whose
Speaker 2: mic was just dead, and so he was just like
Speaker 2: and the woman on the other end is like, sir, what.
Speaker 1: And he's like all right.
Speaker 2: And it was just terrible. And then I get called
Speaker 2: into the judge jury thing, the.
Speaker 1: One on one yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And normally when it's in person, you can just
Speaker 2: it's easy. They just ask you, Hey, do you have
Speaker 2: like a job? Yes, You're done. This one the judge
Speaker 2: starts grilling me. I'mlike, well, what do you do for
Speaker 2: a living. I'm like, well, I work in the media,
Speaker 2: because that's what one of the questions is. He's like, well,
Speaker 2: it's it going to make you bias. And now I'm
Speaker 2: thinking he's a judge. I can't lie to a judge.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, no, I don't think it would all right,
Speaker 2: next question, Yes, it would That's what I said. He's like, well,
Speaker 2: it's an what kind of show do you work from?
Speaker 2: Like it's a top forty news show, which you know
Speaker 2: the morning show is.
Speaker 1: It's a top forty. You should have told the news.
Speaker 1: You should have told him it was a serial show,
Speaker 1: and then they would have thrown you right off. Why,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen this man.
Speaker 2: Every single time I thought I was gonna get off,
Speaker 2: he had another brainbuster to be.
Speaker 1: Like, you think you're gonna get off, but you're not.
Speaker 2: He was like committed to getting me on the jury.
Speaker 1: Did you wind up getting out of it?
Speaker 2: Well, the worst part was he asked me one question
Speaker 2: that was very open ended, So I gave him a
Speaker 2: very open ended answer, like I could be a jerk
Speaker 2: back too, and so then like he goes, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: One second, he shuts it off. So I can't hear
Speaker 2: what they're debating, but I could tell he was pissed
Speaker 2: at me. And he turns it back on and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be dismissed from this particular case, but let
Speaker 2: it be known you'll get called back by the end
Speaker 2: of the week.
Speaker 1: Guess who didn't get called back. So F you, good
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: I actually shouldn't say f you to the judge. He's
Speaker 2: very nice. I'm so sorry saying it to me. It's fine, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's what I meant. But I've never actually been on
Speaker 2: a jury ever, which is cool. You've never been called
Speaker 2: for jury, You've never been on a jury, but you've
Speaker 2: always got duty.
Speaker 1: I've always got dismissed. Yeah, yeah, I've never been I've
Speaker 1: never actually sat on a jury on a case oh seven.
Speaker 2: No, it's like my mission to not I don't want
Speaker 2: to be called.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's most people's mission unless the board
Speaker 1: and want the five dollars in the bolooney sandwich. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't want any of that at all. And like,
Speaker 2: I don't know why he was so committed to getting
Speaker 2: me there, because literally the minute they put me on
Speaker 2: the stand to like interview one on one, because then
Speaker 2: you had to go in person, I would just.
Speaker 1: Be like, why am I here? I want to go home? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean and back to the old person thing, just
Speaker 1: so you know, in thirty forty years from now, we're
Speaker 1: going to be old people and there's going to be
Speaker 1: technology that we don't get like our kids are going
Speaker 1: to say, Dad, will you just teleport us to the mall,
Speaker 1: and we'll be like, I can't do it. It's not
Speaker 1: working in my brain. Listen.
Speaker 2: There's already a couple things that I struggle with, for example,
Speaker 2: making tiktoks. I don't get how to make a TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to be open about it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. So that's one thing I have
Speaker 1: to learn that that is something that we should do.
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever got the account either. I
Speaker 1: think you should put your kids on it. They know
Speaker 1: how to do it.
Speaker 2: They do it, but bring home cereals for them and
Speaker 2: then have them mix them up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but will you and I need to be a
Speaker 1: part of it somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ask I would say, let's consult your kids. They're like,
Speaker 2: they know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: I don't. Well, then you know, Oh, I brought it
Speaker 1: home and I didn't let her open it yet because
Speaker 1: the snoop slime thing that Cooper does. I bought the
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms one, but I didn't give it to her yet.
Speaker 1: So maybe I'll have her make a TikTok with the
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms one and we'll post it as the very
Speaker 1: first thing on our serial Killer's pc TikTok at. Good idea,
Speaker 1: we'll do that. I'll like Cooper and Aps to be
Speaker 1: in charge of the serial Killer's piec TikTok a. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: And then we I'm thinking we will just do like
Speaker 2: cereal crushing, Like hey, you get to pick one out
Speaker 2: of the wall and then you bring it home and
Speaker 2: then they crush it.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be good. I know if it's a
Speaker 1: good idea to have them crush cereal in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I think that's good. I maybe I
Speaker 1: can get them a section outside and I'll get them
Speaker 1: a you know, a roller a rolling pin idea, and
Speaker 1: a and a and a cutting board. I love that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what will we do with the crushed cereal?
Speaker 1: Just throw it out? So we're just so that's just
Speaker 1: for like ASMR is just like crushing cereal. People like
Speaker 1: the sound is satisfying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they also like to see what it looks
Speaker 2: like what would the together cereal look like with uh,
Speaker 2: like almond honeynut crunch like that, I'd be a fun
Speaker 2: little like here they are mixed and then they roll
Speaker 2: it and then it's like, here's your cereal.
Speaker 1: I think we might be onto something. We had mentioned
Speaker 1: this a few months ago, but I think we should
Speaker 1: do that. We should get a board in charge. We
Speaker 1: should get a board and a rolling pin. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: let them crush cereals. I'm into it. That'll be our
Speaker 1: TikTok channel. Great? Is it a channel? Yeah? Okay, I
Speaker 1: think again.
Speaker 2: I feel old. But back to Jerry Duty. We got
Speaker 2: been called every three years. By the way, every three
Speaker 2: years I get called. I'm the only person I know
Speaker 2: that's been called every three years consecutively.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: I was called at eighteen, twenty one, twenty four, twenty seven,
Speaker 2: and now at thirty.
Speaker 1: That's five times. See a few times I was lucky
Speaker 1: out because I would get the letter in the mail
Speaker 1: and I would have like just moved. So I would
Speaker 1: get one from New Jersey on Long Island, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry Hudson County. I don't live there anymore,
Speaker 1: you know, So I got out. I was able to
Speaker 1: get out a few times that way. But otherwise, you know,
Speaker 1: normally when they ask you what you do, you're out.
Speaker 1: They don't like people in the media on a jury
Speaker 1: because they think that you're gonna, you know, do stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean I even knew, like the captain of the
Speaker 2: police department that was next to where this one is
Speaker 2: being tried, and he's like, so, I'm thirty, do you
Speaker 2: really want me on a jury that bad?
Speaker 1: You're thirty? You're old, man, I am, you're so old?
Speaker 1: I am. Well, at least you know you still you
Speaker 1: have the AARP benefits. You'll get those for me, not yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking forward to it. Andrew, listen, because keeps
Speaker 1: getting younger and younger. Now, I think you only have
Speaker 1: to be fifty. Yeah, it's fifty. It is fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but AARP said stands for something something retired people, you
Speaker 1: don't retire at fifty. You can't even retired till you're
Speaker 1: like seventy five.
Speaker 2: Now, that's even if you can retire. That's my favorite
Speaker 2: thing is when people are like, well, you know, if
Speaker 2: you just work hard, Listen, it's different.
Speaker 1: Houses used to cost like a nickel. It is different.
Speaker 1: Fifty years ago. You'd you'd have a big retirement party
Speaker 1: when you're sixty two. It'd be the whole thing and
Speaker 1: you would enjoy the next forty years of your life, yeah,
Speaker 1: or thirty whatever. And now it's like you're working till
Speaker 1: you're eighty if you can, and if you can't, you're
Speaker 1: out in the street.
Speaker 2: Yes, And then it's like make time for yourself though, well,
Speaker 2: if I make time for myself, then I actually can't work,
Speaker 2: which means that I'm not making money. So there's really
Speaker 2: no work life balance anymore. Cars used to cost a nickel,
Speaker 2: a house used to cost a dime, and that now
Speaker 2: it's like, why aren't people buying houses? I don't know,
Speaker 2: because there was apparently a boom of old people buying
Speaker 2: house for nickels back then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And everyone's like, oh, well, you live off your pension.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my pension. I figured out what my pension's
Speaker 1: going to be, and it ain't. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could eat for the week on my pension.
Speaker 2: What's what about this olcial security that's.
Speaker 1: Gonna Everyone keeps saying that by the time we are
Speaker 1: to collect it, it'll be gone. Where's it going? It's
Speaker 1: all getting used up now for what for people now?
Speaker 1: And there's not enough going back into it. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: They've been saying that for years. So what am I doing.
Speaker 1: Like by the time I'm seventy, it's going to be
Speaker 1: gone apparently, which means that I'm not even going to
Speaker 1: get it now. I'll be I mean, they'll have some
Speaker 1: new system, I'm sure, but I don't know. Social Security
Speaker 1: is not the way that it once was. The way
Speaker 1: it was designed is just not working that way anymore. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a honeypot that people can take from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the later in life you take it, apparently,
Speaker 1: the more you get. So you have to wait. But
Speaker 1: I don't know when you wait to.
Speaker 2: You wait until you're like eighty, and then.
Speaker 1: Like there's different tiers. I think there's like, you know,
Speaker 1: sixty whatever, and then there's seventy something, and then there's
Speaker 1: late seventies, and it's like, oh, if you wait till
Speaker 1: you're eighty, you'll get more. You'll be dead in a year,
Speaker 1: but we only have to pay you for twelve months. Enjoy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, here, get some wheelchair grease with what we're
Speaker 1: gonna pay you.
Speaker 2: I feel like you will always be the person though
Speaker 2: that does something like I can't see you ever, just
Speaker 2: like sitting home doing nothing, like I could see you
Speaker 2: during cash register for like a day or two a week,
Speaker 2: or volunteering at a hospital something like fun.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be that guy on Long Island or no,
Speaker 1: he's in Jersey somewhere. There's a stopping shop in New
Speaker 1: Jersey where there's this old like World War Two veteran
Speaker 1: that was bagging groceries until he was one hundred or
Speaker 1: ninety nine or something like that. They just brought him
Speaker 1: back for this big celebration because he just turned one hundred.
Speaker 1: So they brought him back. He had to stop because
Speaker 1: of COVID and he got sick whatever, but they just
Speaker 1: had to sell alebration one hundred years old. They brought
Speaker 1: him in a wheelchair. He was so happy. But I
Speaker 1: mean he was bagging groceries till he was ninety eight
Speaker 1: or ninety nine. So if I live that long, it'll
Speaker 1: be something supermarket related. Yeah, I can run.
Speaker 2: You there, like he'll be the nice guy where it's like, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: how are.
Speaker 1: You shut up? Old man? That's what I'll get. Well.
Speaker 2: By then, I'm sure they'll have like robots bagging, so
Speaker 2: it'll be like back in my day, these things didn't exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we're getting one of those Amazon Fresh stores
Speaker 1: by my house. Oh yeah, you're one of like only
Speaker 1: there's only five store there's only a few of them
Speaker 1: in the country, and it's taking them a very long
Speaker 1: time to build. I mean, I guess they're still waiting
Speaker 1: on supplies and stuff like that because COVID. But I'm
Speaker 1: excited for I'm not going to be a regular shopper there,
Speaker 1: but I'm excited to see what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's a cool concept. Like I did
Speaker 2: the one in Seattle, it's cool, but the store wasn't
Speaker 2: big enough.
Speaker 1: I think this one's big. Oh it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: this one took over another supermarket that was there. Oh wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a big one. I just I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's gonna be glitches and problems and yeah, charges
Speaker 1: that you didn't and whatever. It's gonna whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many people are gonna be working there. They
Speaker 1: got to have people to stock the shelves, obviously, but true,
Speaker 1: I guess they just don't need the cashiers. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure there will be plenty of people just standing there
Speaker 1: watching and making sure things are working right. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know how many jobs they
Speaker 1: actually are saving, but who knows, we'll see. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus, wouldn't you want someone to bag your groceries too?
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh, that's me, that's me. I don't because
Speaker 1: I'm you're very particular, very particularly. We've discussed this in
Speaker 1: a past episode. I don't think I'm being a jerk.
Speaker 1: I just I like and I'm trying to teach my
Speaker 1: kids when they go shopping with me. At the very least,
Speaker 1: you want cold things with cold things frozen should all
Speaker 1: go together. Then dairy and cold, then produce. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't put you know, strawberries in with a ham.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because it's gonna crush. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, you buy a lot of hams and strawberries.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get something smushy and heavy in
Speaker 1: my head. So that was smushy and heavy in the morning.
Speaker 1: He used to be a morning show. What smushing and
Speaker 1: heavy in the morning? No, No, I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say that does if we ever get a
Speaker 2: morning shot out of this, that's what's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Who Andrew? I think I'd be heavy, you'd be smoshy. Well,
Speaker 1: that's very nice of you. Seemed like you'd be.
Speaker 2: Smushy in the morning. I guess yeah, I could see it. Okay,
Speaker 2: do you have any wacky radio jingles that we could play?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: We do all the sound effects, Like.
Speaker 1: Who I mean, there's all the old school zoo one
Speaker 1: hundred ones that are in there somewhere, like I want
Speaker 1: you to find them so bad. Gary plays them every
Speaker 1: once in a while. There's that really really wacky zany
Speaker 1: old one, please find it. That's Gary plays from the eighties.
Speaker 1: It's like the z Zoo in the Nut that because
Speaker 1: it used to be called the nut Hut the more
Speaker 1: Nut Hut. Well, yeah, the morning show was called the
Speaker 1: z Morning Zoo. Oh here it is here, listen to this.
Speaker 1: And they had guys in the studio like banging drives
Speaker 1: and yeah, there was there's a there's a documentary somewhere
Speaker 1: or see Ann Story or something like. You can you
Speaker 1: can go search on YouTube for like Z one hundred
Speaker 1: worse to First in like nineteen eighty three or whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and there's they show the guys in the
Speaker 1: studio like banging drums and hitting cymbals and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That was. That was the wacky radio shows of the eighties.
Speaker 2: Well, when we're smushy and heavy in the morning.
Speaker 1: We'll bring it back.
Speaker 2: Sure, Hey, what's up, I'm smushy in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, but heavy? That wouldn't be very PC that show.
Speaker 1: I guess what smushy and heavy? Why you can't be heavy?
Speaker 2: What if it's just like your voice? Like what if
Speaker 2: you talk like this the whole time?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could see you doing good heavy voice, Like do
Speaker 2: a good heavy voice.
Speaker 1: A heavy voice? Yeah, I don't have a heavy voe.
Speaker 2: Like what would be like imagine like you chained smoke
Speaker 2: Marlboroughs all day? Like what would that sound like?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, Like it can't cancer voice.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd have to have it. I'd have
Speaker 1: to have the voice box thing. No that you know.
Speaker 2: That's my co host heavy everyone, I'm smooshy, I'm heavy.
Speaker 2: Once it happens, we'll be on in all the local
Speaker 2: markets across the country.
Speaker 1: We better get on that pretty quick because that's going
Speaker 1: away fast. Yeah, anyway, what else you got, Andrew? We
Speaker 1: can go for another five or ten minutes or so? Well,
Speaker 1: how long are we at? Like twenty six minutes, twenty
Speaker 1: seven minutes? These keep getting longer. And longer. I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: I think our record is like thirty four minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let me tell you something. On the YouTube,
Speaker 2: people were saying like, oh my god, I love thirty
Speaker 2: minute episodes. What did I do to deserve it?
Speaker 1: People are actually saying, where are the episodes on YouTube? Well,
Speaker 1: they're all there. No, there's a few missing, but it's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there was that one that had the recording issue. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then there was some one with Danielle that I didn't
Speaker 2: record right, and then that led into the bull chat
Speaker 2: I didn't record. But otherwise everything else is there. I
Speaker 2: got better with it, and I've been doing clips on
Speaker 2: the Instagram too. Those are fun.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I do like those. I do like those.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed you. So we're off next week. Are you
Speaker 1: going anywhere?
Speaker 2: I'm going to Kentucky this Friday?
Speaker 1: Is there a Derby? Is there some chicken there?
Speaker 2: Actually is? I saw it. It's close to where my
Speaker 2: friends live in Kentucky. The original Yes, wow, but KFC,
Speaker 2: mister colonel was not a good man.
Speaker 1: Was not here. Colonel Sanders was not good.
Speaker 2: It's like the people in Kentucky, specifically that area, know
Speaker 2: that he was like a giant creep.
Speaker 1: Do you know who used to work for him? This
Speaker 1: will blow your mind, Dave Thomas, Wendy's. Yeah, are you
Speaker 1: proud that I knew it was Wendy's because I knew
Speaker 1: you took here a second, but yes, you're preparing for it.
Speaker 1: Actually have a letter from Dave. I wrote to Dave Thomas.
Speaker 1: Like I told you, I was the guy that always
Speaker 1: wrote to people, and because I loved getting mail, so
Speaker 1: I wrote to people all over the place, and I
Speaker 1: wrote to Dave Thomas, and I suggested a Wendy's location
Speaker 1: for him because it was a great spot. It was
Speaker 1: a vacant store on a perfect corner where a drive
Speaker 1: would have been great. For the record, that spot is
Speaker 1: still vacant thirty years later or twenty years later, whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Yes, But he wrote back to me and
Speaker 1: he said, thank you very much, going to pass this
Speaker 1: along to our real estate team, and I appreciate your
Speaker 1: love for Wendy's. Dave Thomas, did you get a coupon?
Speaker 1: No coupon, but he said it to me company letterhead.
Speaker 1: It was really really cool. Did he signed it shot?
Speaker 1: I had it checked at an authenticator and it was
Speaker 1: actually Dave Thomas a signature. It was not an auto
Speaker 1: sign it was it was not a stamper, it was
Speaker 1: an actual signature. Wow, yeah, Dave Thomas signed you a letter.
Speaker 1: The authenticator was a magnifying glass. But still.
Speaker 2: It probably was his assistant or one of his assistants.
Speaker 1: No, I believe it was truly him.
Speaker 2: You know what, For your sake, I'm going to say
Speaker 2: it really was Dave Thomas.
Speaker 1: And maybe it was his daughter Wendy. He had or
Speaker 1: locked in a back room and said, you sign all
Speaker 1: this your pictures on this on the logo.
Speaker 2: I did this for you. Wait, Dave tom not Dave Thomas,
Speaker 2: the colonel. Okay, apparently this is the story. He had
Speaker 2: a hotel. Yeah, in Kentucky, he was like, let's just say,
Speaker 2: not doing so many great things with people in the hotel,
Speaker 2: and it was like a known thing that he was
Speaker 2: like a weird gross perv really yes, huh yeah. And
Speaker 2: so like the people in Kentucky kind of like want
Speaker 2: to forget about him, right because of how gross he is.
Speaker 2: But meanwhile, everywhere else in the country, it's like Kentucky
Speaker 2: they have the fried chicken.
Speaker 1: And all the commercials have all like new different kernels,
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah. Yeah, interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's not a great guy. If you look
Speaker 2: up Colonel Sanders and then I guess maybe like creep.
Speaker 1: Sure, maybe'll he'll get the full story. And why is
Speaker 1: it spelled Colinel? That always drove me crazy? Yeah, why
Speaker 1: is it spelled like that? I don't know. It should
Speaker 1: be k E R N e L just like the popcorn,
Speaker 1: just like the baseball team and see the Rapids.
Speaker 2: There it is the Iowa reference and we got it
Speaker 2: in go Colonels.
Speaker 1: Wait is that serious? Yeah? Yeah, I went to I
Speaker 1: went to their minor league team. I believe I went
Speaker 1: to a game when I lived there for eleven months.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, Brigidan just rounded up to a year again.
Speaker 1: No, because it wasn't a year. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say it was a year when it wasn't. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, you really did a lot during your time there.
Speaker 2: You were a Netflix mini series when hes.
Speaker 1: Happened, I was I was too bad. No one followed
Speaker 1: me with cameras. It was a different time.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you went back to Cedar Rapids now
Speaker 2: people would you'd get like a whole documentary crew with you. Okay,
Speaker 2: filmed really edgy. Talk about your life.
Speaker 1: That would have been kind of cool. Though it was interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've told the story, but I went there
Speaker 1: for radio and radio didn't work out because the radio
Speaker 1: stations never went on the air.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is now sending like a gritty eight twenty
Speaker 2: four drama. You'd win a Best Actor, Oscar. I could
Speaker 2: see it now.
Speaker 1: In a nutshell. I worked for a radio station.
Speaker 2: I would say in a corn husk, very good, Andrew,
Speaker 2: thank you at you.
Speaker 1: I tried. I was working for a radio steam. That's
Speaker 1: me scrunchy. Oh sorry, what was my name again, squashy feet?
Speaker 1: I don't know, squishy squishy. I was working for a
Speaker 1: radio station on Long Island. The guy that I was
Speaker 1: working for there bought two radio stations in Cedar Rapids.
Speaker 1: Actually there were licensed to Waterloo, which was just outside.
Speaker 1: And the radio stations got challenged in court, and we
Speaker 1: were all out there waiting for these stations to go
Speaker 1: on the air, these bunch of New York people, and
Speaker 1: they never went on the air because someone challenged them
Speaker 1: in court for whatever reason. So it was just kind
Speaker 1: of abandoned. And here we are, these like four or
Speaker 1: five people from New York and we're out in Iowa.
Speaker 1: One of the guys started working at a shoe store Yonkers,
Speaker 1: which was a department store there. Another guy wound up
Speaker 1: being a salesperson for something, and I wanted to work
Speaker 1: in radio, so I went to the other radio stations
Speaker 1: in town and like, sorry, New Yorker, we know you're
Speaker 1: here to take over. We're not hiring your kind, you know,
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, rude. So that's when I
Speaker 1: started working at Western Union. And I worked at Western
Speaker 1: Union for probably six or seven months, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not what I want to do. As much
Speaker 1: as I loved all the people that I worked with,
Speaker 1: I still keep in touch with some of them. And
Speaker 1: that's it. I came home and I applied here and
Speaker 1: I got a job here nineteen ninety five and I've
Speaker 1: been here ever since. But that that's my Iowa story.
Speaker 1: But I loved it there. I really did. It was
Speaker 1: it was different. You know. Everybody that li that grows
Speaker 1: up in like city life should experience small town Even
Speaker 1: though Cedar Rapids is a large city, coming from New York,
Speaker 1: it's a small city, you know. So everybody should experience
Speaker 1: other places in the country at least one point in
Speaker 1: their life. You know, Scary's never been out of the
Speaker 1: big city. He's always lived here. This was his firstami
Speaker 1: for a year and a half when I went to
Speaker 1: school there. It's at least that's a change of sceneries.
Speaker 1: Miami is also a massive city, but you know, I
Speaker 1: mean different to go someplace where there's corn and farmland
Speaker 1: and and and and That's why it was so cool
Speaker 1: to see that Field of Dreams game a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, the Yankees and whoever the hell they played with,
Speaker 1: the who they play White Sox, the White Sox, because
Speaker 1: I had gone by that field a bunch of times
Speaker 1: in Dyersville, because I wasn't terribly far from there. But
Speaker 1: that's I don't know, it's just it's just it's kind
Speaker 1: of it's cool to see the rest of the country
Speaker 1: and see that other things exist other than where you live.
Speaker 2: That's who's playing you in the A twenty four movie
Speaker 2: Sedar Rapids.
Speaker 1: It's probably gonna be the guy from Color Me Bad,
Speaker 1: the lead singer who's that well, I don't know his name,
Speaker 1: but everyone always told me that I look like the
Speaker 1: guy from Color Me Bad. I'm pretty sure that he's
Speaker 1: now also hefty, he yeah, he put on a ton
Speaker 1: of weight, just put lead singer. And in the nineties,
Speaker 1: every everybody always said that I looked just like him.
Speaker 1: There was actually one time when I was in the
Speaker 1: street in Manhattan and somebody stopped and looked at me like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that is that? And I went a tiktoki, you
Speaker 1: don't stop and they were like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: I walked away. Yeah, oh my god. But that's now
Speaker 1: him on the right. Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: You do actually look like him a little bit. Maybe
Speaker 2: this is his comeback story. Oh my god, wait, I
Speaker 2: look like which one? Do I look like the one
Speaker 2: on the right or the left? The left one, not
Speaker 2: the one with a walker. Yeah, okay, But maybe what
Speaker 2: happens is he loses all the weight to play you
Speaker 2: in the movie, and then he wins his He actually
Speaker 2: wins the Best Actor Oscar. You get screenplay credit, but
Speaker 2: you also win too.
Speaker 1: Do I get to come up on stage at least?
Speaker 1: Or I'm just in the audience like this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you get to come up on stage.
Speaker 2: We just have to find a good screenwriter for you, okay,
Speaker 2: and you could tell your story.
Speaker 1: Who would play you in the Andrew story?
Speaker 2: I don't know, probably someone lame Jason Biggs. I get
Speaker 2: him all the time. I get who's the one that
Speaker 2: from Boy Meets World? I get him all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah Savage, yeah yeah yeah, but the brother yeah
Speaker 1: right Ben Ben's yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I get
Speaker 1: him all the time. Is it just because of the
Speaker 1: curly hair?
Speaker 2: Uh? I think we look kind of similar. I looked
Speaker 2: like him as a child. I also look like the
Speaker 2: lead singer a Vampire Weekend hold on, okay, because I do,
Speaker 2: I actually do with sunglasses on sometimes. Yeah, we do
Speaker 2: look very similar, I would say, anyway, old please, I
Speaker 2: think this one's decent. Now.
Speaker 1: He has wavy hair in that picture. By the way,
Speaker 1: just in case you don't know who colored me bad
Speaker 1: is it's this song TikTok tiktokt I'm on a sex
Speaker 1: you I know that song? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I get this guy a lot.
Speaker 1: He looks like Joey McIntyre.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's Ezra cerning Coning. I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I get him. Do you remember this one?
Speaker 1: Maybe eight point five WoT B the Basement of the
Speaker 1: High School? Do that all the time with the current songs?
Speaker 2: So do?
Speaker 1: I mean, because that that intro actually exists somewhere on
Speaker 1: a tape, on a cassette tape, because that song was
Speaker 1: huge when I was in high school radio.
Speaker 2: I need to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just pretty much did it for you.
Speaker 1: Although I'll do that's not exactly what's happens eighty eight
Speaker 1: point five w p ob Scottie B Here. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get some coffee in the basement of the high school.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: That's before I that's before I to the elocution lessons.
Speaker 1: You actually took elocution lesson before I moved to Iowa.
Speaker 1: People that were in radio said you can't go there
Speaker 1: with that accent because they don't want to hear that there.
Speaker 1: You know, because when I was in my teens, that's
Speaker 1: how I talked. Yeah, that's how I talked because I
Speaker 1: was from Long Island, and I talked like that. I
Speaker 1: would get coffee in the morning with my orange juice.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's how I talked. Did you actually really
Speaker 1: talk like that? Yeah you can. There are there are
Speaker 1: recordings of me in the I need to hear it
Speaker 1: in the late eighties early nineties talking like that.
Speaker 2: Well, my mom was from Staten Island, right, and her accent,
Speaker 2: Like it's always great to watch old home videos because
Speaker 2: it's hysterical to hear her like.
Speaker 1: Talking in the background.
Speaker 2: Like John, John, where are we going John?
Speaker 1: She's like ursit tome from my cousin Vinnie. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: And my brother still has a has the long Island accent.
Speaker 1: It's it's you know, he's you without the elocution. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much, pretty much. Yeah, No, I wasn't. I wasn't
Speaker 1: that thick. His is his is his is pretty thick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Certain words I get tripped up on, like water is
Speaker 2: water Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people say water wata there's no R on it. Water.
Speaker 2: I say water. It's like a wha. Most people are
Speaker 2: like water water. Yeah, it's weird. I don't get that one.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you're supposed to say in the radio business,
Speaker 1: you know, when you do the call letters, it's w
Speaker 1: W because people well because people just say W. How
Speaker 1: do you do it like that? People say W. It's
Speaker 1: not W. It's actually W. That's the word. Even though
Speaker 1: it looks like a double V when it's written, it's
Speaker 1: a it's w W. That's why when you do commercials
Speaker 1: like BMW you have to ohow you really say that. Well, well,
Speaker 1: it's like some as Mr stuff right there. Can you
Speaker 1: say it's slower? W oh wow, Scott, w w W
Speaker 1: it's wonderful. Yeah, well I want to try w Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not as nice because you're trying too hard. That's
Speaker 1: the thing, because normally how would you would probably say
Speaker 1: w w W? Yeah, but I have to say w
Speaker 1: W Just think in your mind w w w w
Speaker 1: w W See. I love it very good. Wow, that's great. Huh,
Speaker 1: but I don't understand why it's a double V. Yeah
Speaker 1: unless you write in like bubble letter, then it's double
Speaker 1: a W if you don't do the points on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm into it like that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: thank you for that lesson, no problem.
Speaker 1: Wow on that note, Andrew, Oh my god, we're almost
Speaker 1: at forty minutes. Wow, that's insane. Yeah, we just it's
Speaker 1: a world record. Andy.
Speaker 2: That's heavy and squishy for you in the morning. Thanks
Speaker 2: for coming to our wackies any radio morning show.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We'll have tickets to color Me Bathroom Union Door hon
Speaker 2: Kunk only on w w W. Is that our call letters?
Speaker 1: Yes, we're www all right, Andrew, you're ready to get
Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, let me go get the ceremonial ball. Oh,
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Speaker 2: Ohow forty minutes uh forty one to be exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, okay, bye bye