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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he hid his wife for years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that in just a few but right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew. Nephew Tommy is here with today's

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Speaker 1: praying phone call. What you got for us, Tommy? I

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Speaker 1: mean you want this only election day? You really want

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Speaker 1: great stupid election something ignorant? What is it? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you want it, I got it for you. You

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Speaker 1: don't really think it's optional. We have this right here

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Speaker 1: is peace C. That's Funeral Pitching Company. Okay, that sounds harmless. Peace. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Darwin. Darwin. This is how

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Speaker 1: you doing. This is with FPC. We're trying to come

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Speaker 1: down and um see about making an appointment with you

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Speaker 1: within the next weeks. That's possible. Fun for what Uh

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We wanted

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Speaker 1: to Uh we have PC? What what what is that?

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Speaker 1: What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name was left with

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Speaker 1: us and you're you're you're on on our file to

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Speaker 1: actually come out and make an appointment with you so

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Speaker 1: we can um, so we can get your picture taken.

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Speaker 1: You must have your own number. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well

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Speaker 1: you are you're doing correct? Yeah, yes, I am done.

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Speaker 1: So you're called Darwin and that's what you call it.

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Speaker 1: But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture?

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Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have

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Speaker 1: you on our schedule to uh to actually for us

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Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC?

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Speaker 1: What's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture?

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Speaker 1: And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture?

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Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about photo being taken a view to? Okay? Uh, sir,

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Speaker 1: f PC is uh we are this is a funeral

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Speaker 1: Picture company, Funeral Picture company. And what we do is

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Speaker 1: we come out and take your picture and we actually

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Speaker 1: keep it on file. That way when you do pass away,

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Speaker 1: we have your picture for your programming. We have a

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Speaker 1: nice picture for you. Look, I'm not did right and

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Speaker 1: here you're not taking no picture? Me? Who is this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Frank? Frank? Okay Frank, you mean to

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Speaker 1: tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they death

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Speaker 1: just so you could have them picture. Oh ful, we're

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Speaker 1: keeping on file and then you have a good picture

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Speaker 1: on your program. And that's what that's what, that's what

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Speaker 1: we do. They ain't signed up for nothing like that.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell signed me up for some like that?

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure, but we're trying to schedule what

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Speaker 1: we can come out beginning of next week so we

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Speaker 1: can get your picture taken next week. Week after you

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Speaker 1: get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture

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Speaker 1: of me before that that. That don't sound right? Uh, sir?

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet? I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 1: up for? And then tell me that much? Uh? So

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Speaker 1: I don't have the actual person listened here on who

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Speaker 1: signs you up, but I do have the number, and

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Speaker 1: you are Darwin, Mr Darwin. So I didn't sign up

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Speaker 1: for that. I'm not taking the pictures. Uh. You guys

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Speaker 1: running around taking pictures of people before they die. Just

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Speaker 1: to have a good picture on fail at salation. Man,

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Speaker 1: I I ain't never heard of no like that? Sir, Okay,

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Speaker 1: sir are you? I mean we have your address here?

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Speaker 1: Are are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available.

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Speaker 1: I'm not available at all to take no picture for

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Speaker 1: funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't get that. That that sounds like a much of

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Speaker 1: and I who the hell gave you my number? That's

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Speaker 1: what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 1: But one thing we have to do is we have

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Speaker 1: to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: and take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know,

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Speaker 1: create a problem, but I have to get a picture

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Speaker 1: of you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem

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Speaker 1: because you're not getting up picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: funeral arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have to come by your

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Speaker 1: house at least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll

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Speaker 1: by my gut house no Friday, you can lize. Got

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Speaker 1: me come over here to try to get my money picture.

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Speaker 1: I got plenty of got pitching in my house to

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Speaker 1: put on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking up

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Speaker 1: gitching that new I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead.

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Speaker 1: That's some more bad look dead. I don't know w

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Speaker 1: you worked for, Frank, but I worked I worked for

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Speaker 1: f f PC, Sir, I worked for f PC, FCC. Mike,

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Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday,

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Speaker 1: come about no guy, Piston before you got pistol and

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Speaker 1: you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your

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Speaker 1: on file. That's a stupid got the company you worked for.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of nobody taking picture before they die.

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Speaker 1: I got neis and pictures in here for that program.

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Speaker 1: And when I'm throwing, I care about when a picture

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Speaker 1: looks like or who hasn't my guy? You know that's

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Speaker 1: a ligna. You tell whoever you work for, any of

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Speaker 1: you don't find another my occupation. That don't make no

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Speaker 1: guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy. You

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Speaker 1: come over here if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes,

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Speaker 1: are you familiar with with Glinda that that's my wife?

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Speaker 1: What what you're about to say? Now? I want all

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Speaker 1: I wanna do is say this, man, I just want

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Speaker 1: to say, Glinda, the one that got me to prank

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Speaker 1: phone call you. This is nephew Tommy Baby from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh, I'll be up boy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little shy little I ain't never hear no sit.

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Speaker 1: It's like there's some FTC funeral chicken. Well man, I

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Speaker 1: said my New year resolution. I was gonna cut back

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Speaker 1: on drinking. But you got me over here about the

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Speaker 1: tip a bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man? And

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Speaker 1: come over here to day a before and get a

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Speaker 1: picture of Clintic. Y'all got me, baby, you got me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard no talk for me like that.

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Speaker 1: You are putting me up to it. But you're gonna

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what You're tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot over here. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: don't tell Clinta, but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for an excuse to fit your ticking.

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Speaker 1: You'll put on foul boy, y'all, didn't you gotta have

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Speaker 1: lost half a million, y'all head with that in there, Buddy,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me

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Speaker 1: this here, man, what's the baddest? And I mean to

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Speaker 1: add his radio show in the land, Steve Harvey moting

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Speaker 1: Wick up show, buddy, your stick, your SI, your stipe.

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Speaker 1: You got him though? You did? Do you do? You do?

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Speaker 1: Would you? Would you want to pick the picture for

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Speaker 1: your program? And that that sounds like bad luck to y'all?

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Speaker 1: Pure Yeah, I want to luck. And I got a

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Speaker 1: bunch of pictures of you? Which which one would you

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Speaker 1: want own the program? That's you know, that's man, I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be Yeah, who can you did? What you

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Speaker 1: want your head shot? Yeah, glam shot. I want to

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Speaker 1: picture met Bob que girling up. He loved to barbecue,

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Speaker 1: as you can see from the picture. Look at the

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Speaker 1: way say he won't happen flipping him reel right, you're

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Speaker 1: sure gonna miss this cookie. Oh that Steve show could

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Speaker 1: do some baby backs. He show his apron on and

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Speaker 1: everything there has another one in him? Which what is this?

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Speaker 1: Which picture is this? Look at him? Look at him

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Speaker 1: just eating that corn at the table, at the dinner table.

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Speaker 1: Somebody always at the dinner table in the bit very

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Speaker 1: pictures man last supper. Heble didn't know that was his last.

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Speaker 1: So go out and take a few in a picture today.

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Speaker 1: If you're not doing all right, Nextew's coming up. Next

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he hid his

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Speaker 1: wife for years. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.