Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, Hey, bad Lay, Hello Dan?
Speaker 1: How you do buddy? Well? I got to see Shay.
Speaker 1: Shay is back here in U in the studio. Okay, say,
Speaker 1: shall you welcome home? Yeah? I'm alive, Lara, thanks for Karen.
Speaker 1: How was how was a Picardi rum factor? I spent
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks down there myself, a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: I can imagine. I had a four day run and
Speaker 1: that was enough for me. Say, I had just gotten married.
Speaker 1: I came home from my honeymoon, and I was working
Speaker 1: for Western California Quitment company. You know, we were putting
Speaker 1: a little beasts on Hotel U local calls, and hotels
Speaker 1: got it and they flew down to Puerto Rico and
Speaker 1: they had some problem with the international area codes. So
Speaker 1: do you just tell me it was cheaper just lead
Speaker 1: me down there than fly me back. So I just
Speaker 1: sat there for two weeks into the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: Lucky duck. Uh, but share you couldn't even give us
Speaker 1: your picks from last week, Danny. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know this about me, but sometimes every now and
Speaker 1: then I like to how out the moon a little bit.
Speaker 1: The Puerto Rican trip was specifically designed for me to
Speaker 1: be howling. And Uh, I let it out. I let
Speaker 1: it all out, Danny, who did you go with? Uh?
Speaker 1: Some people that I'm acquainted with have similar interests and
Speaker 1: likesling at the moon. Yeah, it's called the cinelo a
Speaker 1: card time you you look, you still look a little
Speaker 1: banged up. Well, yeah, the recovery time the older I get, Danny,
Speaker 1: the longer, the longer. That's what happens when you float
Speaker 1: back on the route anyway to get okay. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were worried and and Ray Ray sounded like, you know,
Speaker 1: he was related to you. Where he goes? I can't
Speaker 1: I can't get ahold of Shay. And I said, look,
Speaker 1: he's experienced. He'll surface somehow. And Ray got nervous. They're
Speaker 1: trying to find him. Well, me and Shay will text
Speaker 1: back and forth throughout the week. I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got screwed on this bet. He's like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: one corn holed me, like, we'll go back and forth,
Speaker 1: and he's usually you text me back in like what
Speaker 1: a minute, two minutes, five minutes. Mostn't hear from you
Speaker 1: for three days. Again, there's different dimensions of this world.
Speaker 1: And I was just on an elevated plane. That's all
Speaker 1: I couldn't I couldn't be bothered by earthly things. Well,
Speaker 1: Shaye stays at minus ten units, but he's alive and
Speaker 1: that's the most important part. Bad Larry's eleven units. He
Speaker 1: won one unit last week. Dylan is plus six units.
Speaker 1: He won seven units last week. And the big one
Speaker 1: was your money line bet with the commanders on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I just had them spread but far five units, but
Speaker 1: I actually ended up taking both in real time. All right,
Speaker 1: anything we need to recap college football wise with you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: I have one major grievance. I actually did pretty well.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have jumped on old Dominion. Uh to fade Larry.
Speaker 1: They got the ship kicked out of them, but Colorado
Speaker 1: usc USC scores a garbage time touchdown at the end
Speaker 1: to cover that thirty four point spread. It's unacceptable. Bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Did you have any grievances with your college football picks.
Speaker 1: I lost my first two and one the next once
Speaker 1: Dylon got on O du I knew to double up
Speaker 1: my bed on j m M. That was like a
Speaker 1: thirty to three one. You know, it was just very easy.
Speaker 1: So I split in college and uh went one and
Speaker 1: two in the pros and hit my three tm T
Speaker 1: s for plus one unit. I think I'm right, you
Speaker 1: might have to go back over. I'm just talking off
Speaker 1: the top of my head right here, but uh, I
Speaker 1: think that's five weeks in a row plus Dylan, that's
Speaker 1: plus seven is well within reach. But I I extended
Speaker 1: the lead a little bit more. Yeah, but how about
Speaker 1: we applaud you or pat use on the back not
Speaker 1: you like that would help Larry. Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good cheering myself on. Yeah, nobody loves you
Speaker 1: like you love you? Um okay, So college football this week?
Speaker 1: Uh deal you ready? Okay? Alrighty? So tonight SMU plus
Speaker 1: three and a half against Tu Lane, Tu Lane, big,
Speaker 1: big favorite in the public's eyes. Um, I believe my
Speaker 1: cohort Shay Over there has two lane um going Maryland
Speaker 1: plus twenty seven and a half against Ohio State. I
Speaker 1: don't feel great about this one, but I'm gonna I'll
Speaker 1: take the points with Maryland. They can be kind of
Speaker 1: tricky sometimes though. High State's probably went. Um U c
Speaker 1: l A plus one and a half against USC Dan
Speaker 1: And this is actually there's a little bit of mustard
Speaker 1: on this one because I have a bet with our
Speaker 1: producer Ray, Um. I have U c l A. He
Speaker 1: really likes U s c So if U c l
Speaker 1: A covers, Ray has to dye his hair USC red
Speaker 1: for a month. If USC covers, I have to dye
Speaker 1: my hair U c l A blue for a month.
Speaker 1: And I tried to get out of it. He's like,
Speaker 1: what about before the holidays. I was like, how now,
Speaker 1: dude it Yeah, yeah, okay, I like that. Uh any
Speaker 1: other picks there for your college football week? Um I
Speaker 1: got Iowa Minnesota under thirty two, which is a hilarious total.
Speaker 1: But I was like my Giants of College where I'm
Speaker 1: just taking the under every week? Two? Is that the
Speaker 1: lowest over under? Do you think in the college football season?
Speaker 1: I always had one lower? They actually if there is
Speaker 1: someone who had it lower, they had I think they
Speaker 1: had a thirty one against I forget it. Maybe Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's definitely, it's definitely up there. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: So to recap, you've got s m U plus three
Speaker 1: and a half, Maryland plus twenty seven and a half,
Speaker 1: U c l A plus one and a half off
Speaker 1: and over under. You got Minnesota, Iowa under thirty two.
Speaker 1: Ye the plus signus. Okay, now we turn our attention
Speaker 1: to Shay and Irving. I got two lane minus three
Speaker 1: and a half against the Stangs tonight. Are you still drunk?
Speaker 1: I mean you're you're like on a seven second delay,
Speaker 1: are you? And I was gonna have a better intro, Danny.
Speaker 1: I thought we were working with professionals around the area.
Speaker 1: If you that? Okay? All right, and here is Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving. Thank you, Danny Green wave lane three and
Speaker 1: a half tonight. SMU hates covering locker rooms and shambles,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what a research to lane minus three and
Speaker 1: a half. I got the Lobos plus fourteen against the
Speaker 1: Indiego State UM New Mexico lose, but not about fourteen
Speaker 1: horned frogs laying two and a half against the Baptist
Speaker 1: Baylor got the church beat out of him. Last week
Speaker 1: an Kansas State they beat, They beat the breaks off over. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they can recover, and then South
Speaker 1: Alabama Southern Miss under forty five and a half. Southern
Speaker 1: Miss can't complete before we pass. You love South Alabama?
Speaker 1: I do always have. Is there a reason like the
Speaker 1: football team or South Alabama football and basketball? Mobile is
Speaker 1: a great town? Yeah, okay, you know I got the
Speaker 1: key to the city of Mobile. No ship, many many,
Speaker 1: many many years ago. Where's that It's at home and uh,
Speaker 1: you know I keep it under lock and key. You
Speaker 1: don't want to, I have to. I got. I did
Speaker 1: a basketball game in Mobile and they gave me the
Speaker 1: key to the city just for announcing. Again, I was
Speaker 1: a big deal back then. Mobile's phone hard. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues again. Was that?
Speaker 1: Is that a song? I don't know, Danny, there's probably
Speaker 1: a few songs about Mobile. Yeah, I'm gonna have Ray
Speaker 1: looked that up. I thought it was a lyric stuck
Speaker 1: inside of Mobile with the Memphis Ray. Did I quoted correctly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a Bob Dylan song. Stuck inside of Mobile with
Speaker 1: Memphis Blues, steel trapped there killing it. I'm not drunk.
Speaker 1: Uh Wow, bad, bad, Larry Bad Larry, college football, and
Speaker 1: here's your picks. Okay, two units in college football. I'm
Speaker 1: i at TCU minus three, but I guess I'm getting
Speaker 1: two and a half. Come on, um Pen State minus
Speaker 1: nineteen against Rutgers. Yeah. Georgia monus two and a half
Speaker 1: against Kentucky. Okay, Yeah, I don't know what to expect
Speaker 1: out of Kentucky now they start out four and oh
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden they suck bandy Yes
Speaker 1: final j M you monus and nine and a half
Speaker 1: against Georgia State, James, and then I'm going against Dylan
Speaker 1: on Ohio State. I'm I'm laying the twenty seven. I
Speaker 1: thought it was twenty seven. I'm laying twenty seven and
Speaker 1: a half against Maryland. And Maryland they're up, that might be,
Speaker 1: that could be a shutout. Yeah, but Larry, you just
Speaker 1: played Maryland and do a potential win with that pick.
Speaker 1: I think you think losing the game now, But I
Speaker 1: don't think they I don't think they cover the spread.
Speaker 1: They barely They barely beat Northwestern side bet side, Bett
Speaker 1: no side. But I'll just go say that score will
Speaker 1: be twenty eight nothing at some points, at some point
Speaker 1: doesn't mean at the end, are you fading, Larry, Well,
Speaker 1: if you're going to bet on the side without actually
Speaker 1: putting money down, then you should just keep the mouth shut.
Speaker 1: That's yeah. I don't. I don't have any side bet
Speaker 1: with Dylan. I don't even know how to get you money.
Speaker 1: If we placed the bet with each other, I'd have
Speaker 1: to send it Venmo would iparent see that the terms
Speaker 1: haven't covered in the last five games, so they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's always not that the trend will continue anything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were two they were all two unit bets and
Speaker 1: and I have to one unit um unders under the
Speaker 1: Penn State Rutgers game because I like Rutgers as bad
Speaker 1: as Iowa camp score Rutgers camp score, and then under
Speaker 1: just because I don't know why that is the USC
Speaker 1: U c l A line seventy six. Yeah, damn, give
Speaker 1: me one punt. I'm just gonna put one unit on.
Speaker 1: Well us did they even bring a punter? USC averages
Speaker 1: forty two and U c l A average is almost forty, right,
Speaker 1: I know, I know all that on one misfield goal,
Speaker 1: one punt, and I cover that that total is more
Speaker 1: than double the Iowa game. Uh, And then do you
Speaker 1: have a teaser. Um, do you have to bottom after
Speaker 1: the n c A the teasers? Uh? He has two
Speaker 1: proteins in a one college seam one of Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't give us your teaser for it's a one
Speaker 1: college game. It's a three team ten point teaser. And
Speaker 1: I didn't put in the units down on this. Um,
Speaker 1: give me two units on a teaser. Over the Patris
Speaker 1: Titans to under? I mean I'm not under Penn State
Speaker 1: minus to nine. Okay, wait a minute, so Packers Titans
Speaker 1: will be over thirty one? Correct, Okay, Penn State minus nine,
Speaker 1: all right, and under the Falcons Bears. Move that line
Speaker 1: up to sixty. It's fifty nine. That's okay, all right,
Speaker 1: it's fifty nine. Okay, all right, okay, So that's a
Speaker 1: three team, two unit teaser, Dylan, since you're still in
Speaker 1: the lead somehow your NFL picks. Um, okay, really quick, though,
Speaker 1: I would like to add one thing. I gonna plus
Speaker 1: two and a half. Now, you were being smart, I was,
Speaker 1: But then with honestly, is Shane Larry both on TCU,
Speaker 1: It would be I wouldn't be doing my job if
Speaker 1: I didn't take bail. Statistically, I like my odds now
Speaker 1: that Yeah about side bet, it'll have to be January
Speaker 1: for Dylan fair though lose. Here's by dinner whenever we've
Speaker 1: link up. Well, when Dad Larry comes up, then you know,
Speaker 1: you guys either buy lunch or Dylan lunch either one. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: NFL bets. The Giants are at home, so obviously you're
Speaker 1: taking the under. I have to Dan, it's seven one
Speaker 1: and one. It's the only consistent thing going. And then
Speaker 1: that's forty five under forty five it's actually high for
Speaker 1: their point total. Okay, Um, I'm taking the Patriots minus
Speaker 1: three and a half against the Jets. The Pats are
Speaker 1: at home. The Jets are just won't go into Gillette
Speaker 1: and beat the Patriots. Ever, it doesn't even matter who's
Speaker 1: on the field. But you hate the Jet. I do
Speaker 1: hate the Jets. I think they're fraudulent. Okay. I'm taking
Speaker 1: the cow Girls minus one half against the Vikings. The
Speaker 1: Vikings are not playing at one o'clock this weekday, and
Speaker 1: they're going to get and I actually, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. Okay. Yeah, So cow Girls minus one
Speaker 1: and a half, um Chargers plus six against the Chiefs
Speaker 1: on Sunday Night Football Divisional game, prime time. The Chiefs
Speaker 1: aren't really great, as have any wide receivers. Keenan Allen
Speaker 1: is supposed to play? Which whatever? Take that with a
Speaker 1: grain of salt. Where's Lance all Worth? When? Uh? What else?
Speaker 1: And then Monday Night football? I gotta get spicy, So
Speaker 1: I'm taking Cardinals money line plus two against the forty niners.
Speaker 1: Isn't that an amazing stat that Jimmy G is ten
Speaker 1: and two when he doesn't throw a touchdown? And I
Speaker 1: don't understand it all he does his win? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: did you Jimmy G at the Warriors game when the
Speaker 1: cheerleaders came by, it was like scores, Yeah, he's those
Speaker 1: passes are completed. Yeah, and he's sitting next to a
Speaker 1: bunch of other professional football players who didn't get a
Speaker 1: glance in their direction. But he cares anything else. Um.
Speaker 1: And yes, one last thing, Brown's bill is under forty
Speaker 1: two and a half. We all know that Buffalo is
Speaker 1: about to get whacked um with snow. And I was like,
Speaker 1: don't ever think and just take the under. It's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be a mess. They're going to move the game.
Speaker 1: When they're talking about that, I don't. Oh, they might
Speaker 1: have to, but there's not gonna be any snow, I
Speaker 1: think on Sunday. But if they make that decision, they
Speaker 1: gotta do it now, so they go to plus the
Speaker 1: Bills play Detroit in Detroit on Thanksgiving. Yeah, therefore they
Speaker 1: could go to Detroit and just stay there and play
Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, but I'd probably make them better make
Speaker 1: that decision here soon. Yeah, they were running out of time,
Speaker 1: bad Larry Okay, Dan pro games all two units this
Speaker 1: week Rams plus four against the Saints, plus three and
Speaker 1: a half. Okay, Panthers plus twelve against the Ravens Panthers
Speaker 1: plus thirteen, Okay, three and a half. Here I'm writing
Speaker 1: his down, Dan Vikings plus one against the Cowboys plus
Speaker 1: plus one and a half meaning less um all over
Speaker 1: in the Chiefs Chargers game, I think it's forty. It's
Speaker 1: fifty one. Two points. Yeah, he had a two points
Speaker 1: to all my over unders. And then I want to
Speaker 1: Larry Larry Ray send you the draft King's lines. No, No,
Speaker 1: we've been through a couple of times. He doesn't. I
Speaker 1: don't read him. I can't see him. But he sends
Speaker 1: them to you. I can't see him. Could you make
Speaker 1: the printing bigger, Ray, So Larry can send him some
Speaker 1: glasses or something, give him those cheaters that you buy
Speaker 1: at CBS or Walgreens, anything else, Larry, Yeah, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not finished over the Chiefs the fifty one. I changed
Speaker 1: it and I with the Giants minus three against the lines.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, okay, Right, Giants, Uh done well against
Speaker 1: spread five and one last six games? All right, Dylan
Speaker 1: went under that giant bet. The Lions put up points
Speaker 1: every week there, and I think you might take that.
Speaker 1: I want you to wind and take that week off.
Speaker 1: I have to. It's the system. I have to take
Speaker 1: it every week. Is what if I miss a week?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trust the process of trusting the process.
Speaker 1: Although I do agree with you, I would I could
Speaker 1: see this one going over, but I am sticking with it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you out. I appreciate that, Jay,
Speaker 1: your turn with the NFL picks. Yeah, just one opposite
Speaker 1: of what I thought was gonna happen. Jets plus three
Speaker 1: and a half against the fighting Bilichicks, Giants laying the
Speaker 1: three against the Lions, Bayars plus three and a half
Speaker 1: against the fighting Mariotas. That's where I'm at, Wow three
Speaker 1: and oh Danny, I mean Jay and Larry both have
Speaker 1: the Giants. I kind of am obligated to take the
Speaker 1: Lions lines plus three ready, thank you? Lock it in,
Speaker 1: Lock it in, Dylan. I love it because you're gonna
Speaker 1: be watching the end of that game and you're gonna
Speaker 1: be rooting for the lines to score or the Giants
Speaker 1: to sports and you're under we ruined your own Sunday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just Chinese finger trap myself. But I could win
Speaker 1: both the least eight minutes of a game like that
Speaker 1: where you got a side and the and the over.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. Let's be honest. I'm probably not watching the
Speaker 1: Giants Lions game. It's that one, right, Yeah, we're not
Speaker 1: watching it. Great game in Connecticut. Yeah, you're gonna watch it, alright,
Speaker 1: Well you're not going to watch or Jets Patriots. I
Speaker 1: think you're gonna get those games because you're in the Northeast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I could go to a bar and watch it.
Speaker 1: Aren't you a Giant fan in Connecticut? Remember, Ravens fan
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. But I'm all in New
Speaker 1: York except for football, makes no sense. I loved Ray
Speaker 1: Lewis when I was a kid, mostly for his on
Speaker 1: the field exploits. Not but alright, fair enough, we all
Speaker 1: have our heroes. Yeah, uh so, uh, I think that's it.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a Rep. Shay and Irving has his
Speaker 1: own podcast. Make sure you go to wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast. And they're looking at the degenerative the year
Speaker 1: and right now there's a lot of candidates for you.
Speaker 1: Narrowing this down in the next what couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the football season we do our award ceremony. We
Speaker 1: had another nomination coming up this week. You'll see old
Speaker 1: Lady Cops speeding things are involved. It sounds like something
Speaker 1: that could have happened to you before Setoco. Okay, but
Speaker 1: did your roommate go to Puerto Rico? No, damn. I
Speaker 1: think that's probably for the best. But when you come
Speaker 1: home from Puerto Rico, I get a lot of words
Speaker 1: concerning my health and how I'm taking care of myself
Speaker 1: and what happened. But you know, I get back in
Speaker 1: the house, Okay, I get let in the door. That's
Speaker 1: a wind broken window, forced entry the door. It's great,
Speaker 1: it's good. It wasn't always like that, but We're glad
Speaker 1: to have you back this week. I'm glad to be
Speaker 1: back Shay and Irving. The podcast that's separate from this,
Speaker 1: but you can get that wherever you get your podcast. Larry,
Speaker 1: going back to my lunch right now, Danna, all right,
Speaker 1: a salad um. No, Actually I had a bowl of
Speaker 1: fruit and I only ate half a That is such
Speaker 1: a eating a bowl of fruit your maybe fery pebbles,
Speaker 1: a bowl of chicken soup, and then I had a
Speaker 1: bullet him. Now, I'm gonna go into my lunch and
Speaker 1: I gonna have a bullet fried chicken. Just because you
Speaker 1: had that first doesn't mean it was a healthy lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nice try, nice try. All Right, Well, good luck and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys, good luck
Speaker 1: you guys talking