1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: prefers it soft and squishy. We'll get into that find 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few because 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: right now it is time for today's prank phone call. Nephew, 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: what you got for us? 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm I'm, I'm my best stupid after Thanksgiving? 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 2: You know that between Thanksgiving and Christmas there's when my 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 2: bed stupid. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, these. 11 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 2: Non y'all know, y'all do know what it's Christmas? Them 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 2: lights is up, but them light's been up since October. 13 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 2: So but anyway, the exact same thing. 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, truth, let's plank right here. 15 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 2: This is called This is called girl Scout cookies. Girls 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 2: Scout cookies. And you can't just buy one. You know, 17 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 2: you gotta take you gotta support them. You can't just 18 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 2: get one. You gotta get four five box Yes, yes, 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 2: girls got cookies. Let's go catch up. 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 3: He is it? How you doing? Man? My name is 21 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 3: Glenn Man. I work I work in then too. You 22 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 3: work for Smedia? Right? 23 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, what what's what's fun? 24 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 3: We've probably met a couple of times. Uh, do you 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 3: have a girl, you have a girlfriend? Uh? Why what's 26 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 3: up you guys? Do you guys live together or or what? 27 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: What is this your business? 28 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 3: Like? What what? What's what's what's the deal? 29 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 4: What's what's why you asking about my girl? 30 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 3: Well let me ask you this here. What's what's what's 31 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 3: going on with you at the job? What? 32 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 4: What what do you mean? 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 3: What's like? 34 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 4: Like I mean you know you know right, I mean 35 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 4: so what like what what's what's the deal? 36 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 3: What? What? 37 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 4: Who are you? 38 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 3: Like? 39 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 4: Who are you like? What? What's what's the what is 40 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 4: this for? Like why you like? 41 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: I don't even know you? Right? It just comed down, bro, 42 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: just time down. Like I said, my name is dying. 43 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 3: I work at Gila two, you know. And I know 44 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 3: I'm just telling you now. I know you that I 45 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 3: know what you're doing, Okay, I know what you're doing 46 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 3: at the job already know that. A couple other people 47 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: know what's going on. And I know you got a girl. 48 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: I know you got a girl at home. I know that. 49 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 4: What so what? 50 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 3: What? 51 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 4: What what the what what. 52 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 3: Is this about? Like? 53 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 4: Why why do you call my phone trying to harass 54 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 4: me about the boat? Like? 55 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 3: Who are you? Like? What? What? 56 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 4: What is your problem? 57 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 3: Like, hey, man, hey, hey, come on, man, I ain't fineish, 58 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,679 Speaker 3: I ain't trying to tell you a little secret or 59 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 3: nothing like that. I ain't trying to do that, all right, 60 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 3: but but but I'm gonna be real with you, Okay, 61 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 3: Like I said, you know, I got one of your names. 62 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 3: I got your number from one of coworkers. Okay, I 63 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 3: got your number. I said, I want to I want 64 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 3: to give the car and even talk to him about something. 65 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 3: That's how I got your number. 66 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 4: So yeah, who gave it to you? 67 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 3: Uh, we'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to 68 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 3: that later. But let me but let me say this though. 69 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 3: I know what's going on with you and the job, 70 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 3: all right, and I ain't finna say nothing about it. 71 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 3: You know, that's just our little secret or whatever. But 72 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 3: I do have something that I want you to do. Though. 73 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 3: What what do you want? Did? What? What? What do 74 00:02:57,919 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 3: you want? 75 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 4: You call me bugging me about all this book? 76 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 3: Like what do you want? What do you want? But 77 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 3: here it is. Man, Listen, I ain't gonna say letting 78 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 3: them out what you got going on? A right? That 79 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 3: ain't that ain't even I don't even care about that. 80 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 3: But here, here's what I do want you to do. 81 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 3: I do need some help from you. All right, Listen, 82 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 3: my little girl is selling Girl Scout cookies and I 83 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 3: want you to buy fifty boxes of them, all right 84 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 3: with ther cash apt because she gotta have them sold 85 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 3: by tomorrow morning. 86 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? 87 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 3: Bro? 88 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 4: You okay? So you on some black man's book and listen, 89 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 4: who to give you my number? 90 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 3: Because you want to call me ask me to buy. 91 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 4: Them some cookies. 92 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 3: And you should have just. 93 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,839 Speaker 4: Been a man and ask me about it, Like, don't 94 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 4: be calling my phone trying to give me that book, 95 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 4: Like come on, man, like I ain't got no time 96 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 4: for this. 97 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 3: Like I'm not asking you to do is buy some 98 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 3: damn cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying. 99 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 3: I just I'm just saying I do want you to 100 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 3: buy the cookie. I need you to buy fifty boxes 101 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 3: Girl Scout cookies. Can you do? No? 102 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 4: No, no no no no no no no no no. 103 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 4: You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me and 104 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 4: defy and like you're you're talking trying to make me fight. 105 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 4: So I ain't put you nothing for you disrespecting me 106 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 4: calling my phone, trying to act like you like just 107 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 4: trying to manipulate. I ain't down with that, bro, I ain't. 108 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 3: Don't let me. You don't want to buy my cookies though, 109 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 3: So do you want me to call your your girl 110 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 3: and seeing ship? I'm my cookie? 111 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 4: Tell you got to say the wait for my throat, 112 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 4: man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't 113 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 4: call her, you'll come near her. Don't come near me. 114 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 3: You just get to get the guy here. 115 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 4: I'm about to start fifty ninety, figure out who you are, 116 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 4: and come right after you, man like, cause I ain't 117 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 4: playing bro, I ain't. 118 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 3: I'm I'll tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue 119 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 3: with you. I ain't gonna argue with you. But I'll 120 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 3: get off the phone right now. I'll get off right now, 121 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 3: and I'm real girl. I'm gonna call your girl. 122 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 4: And see if you want by some No, no, no, 123 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 4: no no, you ain't call nobody. 124 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 3: You just get you get I try to die. I'm 125 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 3: gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find out 126 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 3: who gave you that number. 127 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 4: I'm gonna call you up like yo, you'll call. 128 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 3: Me trying to hurt up me. Okay, Hey man, hey, hey, 129 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 3: you know what a cool we're still talking about it, 130 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna get this right so so so 131 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 3: I'll get off the phone like you want me to. 132 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 3: I'll do that, but let me let me ask you 133 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 3: this though. Let me ask you this though. You sure 134 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 3: you want me to call you? Sure you want me 135 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 3: to do that? Right? And look it know her name? 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 4: Then you something individuals? 137 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 3: All right? Look how much of these cookies? How much 138 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 3: you want? And then Tommy told me you would buy 139 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 3: the cookies? Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you would buy 140 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 3: the cookies, Tommy, Tommy man, hey man, check it out. 141 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 3: This is Nephew Tive me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. 142 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 3: Your co worker got me to pray phone call you. 143 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. 144 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 2: Damn. 145 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 4: I was so so. 146 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 3: Oh god listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beat. We 147 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 3: have beat all the names, so nobody knows the things 148 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 3: at all. Okay, you're good, bro, You're good a man, 149 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 3: and I you got me. Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go. 150 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 4: I'm gonna take an man. 151 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 3: I just he's up all mine and see I'm done. 152 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 3: Oh God, like hey you go, I am going up, 153 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 3: you up, man. 154 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 4: I can't believe you got me on this from lit. 155 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,840 Speaker 3: Tell me this man one more thing before you go. 156 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 3: What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show. 157 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 4: In the land, The Steve Harvey Morning till Man, which 158 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,919 Speaker 4: is what he got played every morning. 159 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 3: Chill me, bro. 160 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 2: All right, now, go ahead and go ahead and rank 161 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 2: that from me from one to ten? What is that, 162 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 2: stupid lie? 163 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 3: Right? 164 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: Jow, what's off the meter? It's like fifteen, yeah, twenty, yeah, 165 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: right up right at twenty junior. 166 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's nineteen. 167 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 2: It's twenty, all right, stupid. Got a couple more dates 168 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 2: of the year. December eight, nine teen. I'm at Tommy 169 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 2: T's that is called Pleasanton, California, which to me is 170 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 2: Oaklynn all right, that is uh Tommy T's eight nineteen December. 171 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 2: And then December fifteen through the seventeen. I am in Tacoma, Washington, 172 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 2: Nate Jackson's Comedy Club, Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club. 173 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 2: The nephew is rocking it out, all right. That's how 174 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: we're gonna finish out the year, just like that promise 175 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 2: my wife that I would go to church this year 176 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 2: on New Year's Eve. We will be rush uping and 177 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 2: on New Year go had long. We're doing what I 178 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 2: showed hand some offers. I'm just saying, turn them down, 179 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 2: let some paper go by, for. 180 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 3: God is the biggest payday. 181 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 2: Yeah man, so I told him, because anyway, we could 182 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 2: just go by the pass his house on the thirtieth 183 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 2: and let me go slide. 184 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: On out of this eve on New Year's. 185 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,239 Speaker 2: Flying out of here. Get this paper straight, get this paper. 186 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 2: I think she's gonna change her mind. But it's a 187 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 2: little too late now, yeah, a. 188 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 3: Little too late. 189 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: More blessings to come. 190 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, man, When you'd have missed out on some money, 191 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 2: that's when you eat in black eyed peas. 192 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 4: You don't even want them. 193 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:56,319 Speaker 2: On the greens, yeah peas, And I could have been 194 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 2: making this money. The greens is for. 195 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,360 Speaker 3: Money, that's right. 196 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 2: The halfway through the year, you're like, what you have 197 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 2: got it last night? 198 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet that you're not going to do it, 199 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,839 Speaker 1: that you made the s that's sweet, all right, thank 200 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: you you. Coming up next today Strawberry letter. The subject 201 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 1: he prefers its soft and squishy. We'll get into that 202 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show