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Speaker 2: Would your midzillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you be banana ba banana Joe bananas banana? Oh,

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Speaker 1: beautiful banana mos. Welcome to another bananas Mini. So that

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Speaker 1: is Kurt brown.

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Speaker 2: Older, Oh hello there, and that is Scottie landis.

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Speaker 1: Coming to you live from well live to Tate from Malibu, California,

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Speaker 1: where it is covered in clouds and a balmy sixty

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Speaker 2: This is interesting. This is the first time, like because

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Speaker 2: you now, this is the second year that you've gone

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Speaker 2: and we did too. Mini sodes right on the right,

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Speaker 1: So beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Well brown Onner just got his booster and is feeling

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Speaker 1: when I got boosted, same as the first time around.

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Speaker 1: Nothing no, nothing at all. You never hear anybody just

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Speaker 1: It gets these horses bucking. Just this.

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Speaker 2: The warm embrace of science is what are you ready

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Speaker 1: That's what it is, always been there. I had a

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Speaker 1: we just had to write I was a zygoat and

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Speaker 1: But everybody had to say I was a zygo That

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Speaker 1: Was a different kind of lady. Okay, miss Riley, she

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Speaker 1: was a different kind of babe. But anyway, some animals.

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Speaker 1: For the first year plus we were doing miniesodes that

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Speaker 1: were your crazy stories sent to us. We love them,

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Speaker 1: Thank you everybody for sending those in. But during our

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Speaker 1: live shows, we've been doing Bananas Confessions, where people anonymously

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Speaker 1: write their confessions put it in the old banana box

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Speaker 2: Exactly, and honestly, it is very the crossover between the

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Speaker 2: one year, Yes, but I switch it up again. We

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Speaker 2: we do have enough pooped your pants stories. It is

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Speaker 2: It's I thought Laura, and Laura was like, you should

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Speaker 1: We will never oh, we will never say your names.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's an anonymous bananas confession. Middle school confession up

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Speaker 1: Great. See that's and this person who sent the confession

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Speaker 2: Here's a confession. Okay, I am an agnostic, but for

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Speaker 2: And I don't know how else to put this. There

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Speaker 2: I was mortified. I tried to wipe at it, hoping

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Speaker 2: So I just put the sheet music that we had

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Speaker 1: Of It's like me, really, you're just like, yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: You split great, eat it out of there without saying

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Speaker 1: Great one.

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Speaker 2: You're absolved. You are absolved. In fact, I would say

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Speaker 2: it's a miracle. It's a beautiful miracle cost relations.

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Speaker 1: And you got away with it, which is great.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't if nobody brought it up again. That's

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Speaker 2: I do. I do wonder about that. It's like, do

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Speaker 2: you know, people come and replace the windshield.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're absolved. I forgive you, Thank you. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you need to worry about that ever. Again. I won't.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't even but you know, I'm happy to be absolved.

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Speaker 2: I feel good.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's do one little quick one to get

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Speaker 1: out of here, because we get sent so many. Here's

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Speaker 1: a fun one confession. My boyfriend refused to eat leftovers

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Speaker 1: for years because he got food poisoning as a kid.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want all of our food to go

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Speaker 1: to waste. So I would put leftovers on a baking

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Speaker 1: amount of time and then pull them out and pretend

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Speaker 1: I just cooked.

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Speaker 2: Them and he doesn't remember that that was last night's meal.

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Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. It's like, just rearrange it

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Speaker 1: a little bits like the thing where you overordered in

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. You just pushed the food to the side.

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Speaker 1: That played a little bit like I ate a lot,

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Speaker 1: I'm not just waste.

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Speaker 2: Also, also, it is a good way to not get

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Speaker 1: Back to you eat that food. Here, you are absolved forgiven.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your confession. Thank you scatting an animal?

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Speaker 1: This d it I like confessions.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and guys, we'll be back in two weeks

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Speaker 2: with another one Bananas.

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