Speaker 1: Hi, It's Matt Rogers, the co host of this very podcast,
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Speaker 2: Now, well, let's get to some last coach. Eh huh, huh,
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Look Mare, oh, I see you, my ow Bowen.
Speaker 2: Look over there is that culture. Yes, goodness lost cult.
Speaker 1: Dang lost culture East calling Now Bowen already popped his
Speaker 1: DC open, but I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Now. There we go, the sound of heaven. We can't
Speaker 2: have too many intro thing intro thing. It gets too fussy.
Speaker 2: It's too much, as we said a few seconds ago,
Speaker 2: too much housekeeping. And you don't like fuss. I don't
Speaker 2: like muss or fuss. Period.
Speaker 1: That's actually a really culture number six Bowen Yang, he
Speaker 1: don't like muss or fuss.
Speaker 2: What number is that? I thought six six? It wasn't
Speaker 2: at six, I think so great. I just want to say, girl,
Speaker 2: put your purples on. Okay, bts. I called Bowen about
Speaker 2: an hour ago and I'm in a panic, and I say,
Speaker 2: I really would like to wear purple for the episode.
Speaker 2: You'll find out what raises his shirt on FaceTime. It's
Speaker 2: of Lisa Barlow. What is it? I's Lisa Barlow saying
Speaker 2: what was Lisa Barla from Salt Lake City Housewife saying
Speaker 2: I feel for me too. It is my favorite shirt
Speaker 2: that I own. I really wanted to wear it today
Speaker 2: if it had been purple, but it didn't go with
Speaker 2: my rubric for today. In my mind, I thought a
Speaker 2: great pop star had passed away or something. The look
Speaker 2: on your face was telegraphing like memory. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just thought it would be a really good episode
Speaker 1: to wear purple. And then I realized my color blindness.
Speaker 1: My my handicap was so bad that I literally had
Speaker 1: to turn the phone around and we had to go
Speaker 1: through every shirt in my closet, and I said, is
Speaker 1: this purple?
Speaker 2: Is this purple?
Speaker 1: Because I can't, for the life of me, tell what
Speaker 1: is the difference between blue and purple.
Speaker 2: We picked out a Lakers jersey as you can see,
Speaker 2: and watching the video.
Speaker 1: Did you know what's even better? And we didn't even
Speaker 1: talk about this. Do you want to know why this
Speaker 1: is extra iconic? Do you know whose jersey this is?
Speaker 1: I don't magic. Oh my god, no kidding, number thirty two.
Speaker 1: I should know that a female stylist that it was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so shout out to Melissa Layman. We went thrift shopping
Speaker 1: and I saw this jersey. And I've never really been
Speaker 1: a jersey person, but you know, this is our big
Speaker 1: We went to the US Open. I gave ciner iigh
Speaker 1: five Onick Center High five. It was so like, the
Speaker 1: cameras got it.
Speaker 2: They got it. It was on broadcast.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, you know what, let's get the
Speaker 1: jersey because A I liked the way it looked. These
Speaker 1: actually are my high school called purple and gold. Shout
Speaker 1: out to the buccaneers I of high school.
Speaker 2: You know who you are. Buccaneers were purple and yellow.
Speaker 2: They were purple and yellow. Okay, But I liked it
Speaker 2: because it was sort of queer coded.
Speaker 1: And I do believe that buccaneer is the gay word
Speaker 1: for pirate or pirate, and I think that's a rule
Speaker 1: of culture that we've said.
Speaker 2: Twelve buccaneers the gay word for pirate. But now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna ask a potentially ablest question. Well, as long as
Speaker 2: you acknowledge that it's potentially able us up top. You know,
Speaker 2: we're all learning here. Can you appreciate purple without knowing
Speaker 2: what it is?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Because can I tell you what my eye does see
Speaker 2: is so happy? Oh yeah, what my eye does see
Speaker 2: is so happy. That might not syntime. Now, our guest
Speaker 2: in the first episode of Agatha All Along, which if
Speaker 2: you're listening to this on the day of the drop
Speaker 2: of this episode is now out September eighteenth on Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: And it's so much good, that much fun. She says,
Speaker 2: let me get my purples, and he went, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: get my purple back, my purple back.
Speaker 1: In a face off with Aubrey, who I texted you,
Speaker 1: I was like a crushes.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It's moneworthy. And by the way,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that she's here. We're getting to it.
Speaker 2: The whole cast is amazing.
Speaker 1: When Patty LuPone turns her ass around and looks at first,
Speaker 1: well anyone or anything, You're like, dear.
Speaker 2: God, dear God, dear God. You just love it. It
Speaker 2: makes you think she has not done this. She needs
Speaker 2: to do this more. Like her on camera is so
Speaker 2: powerful in a way that like obviously on stage it's amazing,
Speaker 2: but like you want to see her on screen more.
Speaker 2: You just you just need it.
Speaker 1: Well if you have that same feeling as Bowenna, and
Speaker 1: you're so in luck because it's not just Patty, it's
Speaker 1: our guest, it's Aubrey, it's to Sheer, our old friend lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, performance. We've seen the first two. It's so good.
Speaker 2: You've seen the first two or three. I'm on three
Speaker 2: and it's three is when it gets fun because they
Speaker 2: gave us four.
Speaker 1: Three is three. It's was generous, very generous, especially of
Speaker 1: Marvel famously, the lips are tight. But yeah, we have
Speaker 1: our purple on to honor Agatha.
Speaker 2: By the way, we've played this game before. You can
Speaker 2: play this game with your friends. It's the girl game
Speaker 2: is someone just has to say girl and then another
Speaker 2: person has to complete the song. It can be put
Speaker 2: your records on. It can be so confusing. Sometimes it
Speaker 2: can be I can tell you, but he needs somebody
Speaker 2: to talk to. What are you get in now with
Speaker 2: this one? I'm just thinking there's a new audition with
Speaker 2: girls so confusing. Yes, that was a tangent. And then
Speaker 2: it's Spooky season, which God great occasion for I get
Speaker 2: all along for you to watch. It's also stooky season.
Speaker 2: It's Stu season. I call it Stooky season, and and
Speaker 2: we're in it. That's the binary. I'm soup your stew.
Speaker 2: That's what makes the podcast great, and what makes the
Speaker 2: podcast great today is our guest.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean the legend of all legends, truly one
Speaker 1: of No, it's it's humiliating. So here's the deal. We
Speaker 1: actually recently in Fire Island watched step Brothers. Where was
Speaker 1: the Oscar for Catherine Hanmer. It's better than any performance.
Speaker 1: That's one an oscar perd.
Speaker 2: I remember being in the theater in school and I
Speaker 2: bet you just screamed. I was like, who the fuck
Speaker 2: is that? Well, let me tell you something. You actually
Speaker 2: knew who it was because of because is crossing Georgia
Speaker 2: because of this line? Eh, how to lose a guy?
Speaker 2: Come on the iconography.
Speaker 1: Since we have to bring her in, everyone like, come on,
Speaker 1: please welcome into yours the limitless.
Speaker 2: Hello, this is major laser for us.
Speaker 3: This is my honor.
Speaker 5: No listen, no fuss, no, no, we can tell you're
Speaker 5: not fussy. Did you ever see the on zip the
Speaker 5: I think it's the Mizrahi documentary where Polly Mellon goes
Speaker 5: Fussy finished.
Speaker 2: No, but that's Where's to Live.
Speaker 3: By Fussy finished.
Speaker 2: She finishes a front runner for title of this app So.
Speaker 3: I think so Fussy finished finished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mizrahi documentary highlight.
Speaker 3: Oh have you never seen it?
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. Oh it's worth it, Okay, he's.
Speaker 5: Bernard said it like, oh this is yeah, this is
Speaker 5: about fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I feel some center Bernard and you.
Speaker 3: Oh my spiritually, I would love it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's what her.
Speaker 3: I just got King of Comedy and I was like,
Speaker 3: whoa is that? How does she do it?
Speaker 5: She's so beautiful in the strangest way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's insane.
Speaker 2: And she's the same edge that she has always like,
Speaker 2: she doesn't get fuck. Fuss finished, Fussy finished.
Speaker 3: Fussy finished.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's fuss finished finished, Fuss finished, fust finished finished.
Speaker 2: Finished, any and all, all and all, we we fucking
Speaker 2: love the new shows.
Speaker 3: Oh, I am so psyched that you've seen any of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's screaret.
Speaker 3: I am so for you to see the rest.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, I'm manifesting it, building towards a little something something,
Speaker 2: and if it doesn't happen, that's fine.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's something something in And I feel
Speaker 3: like there's so much.
Speaker 2: There's a Chekhov's gun here and I know it's with
Speaker 2: Joe Locke. We don't know who he is, the name.
Speaker 1: We have theories I believe, and I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: my theory. I believe that Joe Locke in the show
Speaker 1: is the son of want the Maximov m.
Speaker 2: She goes, you're you're really good at the okay.
Speaker 5: Always theories, A lot of theories with Marvel Studts. The
Speaker 5: fans are real.
Speaker 2: Passion I love theory television me too. This is something
Speaker 2: that I guess only a few actors and writers and
Speaker 2: artists experience, where it's like you have to be on
Speaker 2: the receiving end of all this shit and you have
Speaker 2: to be like you have to keep a straight face,
Speaker 2: and like that must be interesting.
Speaker 5: Well, what's crazy about it is that like half of
Speaker 5: the people that have strong opinions are right on and
Speaker 5: the other half is so it's pretty amazing, Yeah, kind of,
Speaker 5: it's either really one or the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but real passionate.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like when I remember being like really young and
Speaker 1: I would go on like the Lost message boards. I
Speaker 1: was a big Lost fanatic, and it was that was
Speaker 1: made of people that were like truly crazy.
Speaker 2: The fan theories and everything.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: And when I was younger, I was like, God, it
Speaker 1: would be so amazing to be part of a show
Speaker 1: where you had to keep secrets. And then you realize,
Speaker 1: like how fucking hard that.
Speaker 5: No, it's actually kind of makes it the whole thing
Speaker 5: a little easier because there's nothing you can say.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm yeah, we get to talk about anything. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: well we have to watch Lost.
Speaker 2: Oh you have to?
Speaker 3: No, I know, I'm so behind.
Speaker 2: Does she have to watch Lost? I mean you can
Speaker 2: watch the The first season is excellent. Season unreal, okay,
Speaker 2: second season good, third season unreal again. Oh, fourth season
Speaker 2: getting weird. Fifth season, I don't know, sixth season all right,
Speaker 2: tears an art.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well they really take you on a ride.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you that's an emotional investment over many years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, they got a little messed up because of
Speaker 1: the strike in the middle, right like they were they
Speaker 1: were hitting their stride and they were like, we're a
Speaker 1: show that like you really have to watch episodes episode
Speaker 1: like again that promotes those fan theories.
Speaker 2: And then the strike happened. It was like, oh weird,
Speaker 2: and then it got a little weird, and then it
Speaker 2: got a little weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I heard people were not satisfied.
Speaker 2: I'm not satisfied.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's hard to it's hard to land the plane.
Speaker 2: I mean, were you in holding this secret? I feel
Speaker 2: like for Wanda Vision as it was airing and as
Speaker 2: it was coming and people were like wrapped watching because
Speaker 2: it was still like we're coming out of the pandemic,
Speaker 2: but it's like where we're in it. We're like we're
Speaker 2: at home, we're watching it, pretty in it, We're pretty
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: We're so was it was?
Speaker 2: It was it was life saving. Absolutely, it was like
Speaker 2: it felt like monocultural. It was like we're all watching
Speaker 2: the same thing for once, you know what I mean. Yes,
Speaker 2: And it felt like were you holding onto something in
Speaker 2: the airing of that show that you were like, I
Speaker 2: can't like that that was a secret that you were
Speaker 2: rolling on.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think yeah, one hundred percent. I was
Speaker 5: holding on to her like big game and nobody knew
Speaker 5: she was a witch and nobody knew she was ang
Speaker 5: on that. But because it was a pandemic and because
Speaker 5: I don't have social media.
Speaker 3: I could really just live my life. Didn't tell my kids.
Speaker 3: They kind of forgot about it.
Speaker 5: So it was just like we were able to watch
Speaker 5: it it live at home, and that was really really
Speaker 5: satisfying because that big reveal is hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. I mean it said iconic moment in television.
Speaker 3: Pretty rad.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: It's crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That song got it Emmy number one and Emmy
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. It was like the top was he couldn't
Speaker 2: stand a chance. No biber bottomed for you.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 5: I finally got Bieber to bottom bottom, exactly where he
Speaker 5: should be.
Speaker 2: All a top. Agatha is a tot.
Speaker 5: Oh for sure, unless it's like one of those business
Speaker 5: guys who's like, I need to put a diaper on.
Speaker 3: I need you to diaper me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and give me a bottle, because I feel like
Speaker 5: she's so powerful that sometimes maybe she wants to be
Speaker 5: treated like a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What I love about the show is it's very sapphic. Yes,
Speaker 2: it is a very queer show. I love it.
Speaker 5: It is a queer show. Yeah, and there is a
Speaker 5: lot of energy and tension.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's a scene in the first episode towards the end
Speaker 1: of the first episode where I don't want to say
Speaker 1: too much because the first episode is so much fun
Speaker 1: because of the way it starts, and it sort of
Speaker 1: calls back to the device used in Wanda Vision about
Speaker 1: genre and.
Speaker 2: Types of show.
Speaker 1: So it's so smart what they did. But there's a
Speaker 1: scene where someone's palm is licked by someone else.
Speaker 2: Oh, it made me feel, It made me feel, It
Speaker 2: made me feel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely made me feel that energy is really real. Well, Okay,
Speaker 5: Plaza and I had never worked before together.
Speaker 3: We were on Parks and Wreck. We were kind of
Speaker 3: like at each other a hallway, not sharing scenes, not
Speaker 3: sharing scenes. Yes, that's exactly what we do girl, And
Speaker 3: then she so.
Speaker 5: This was the we've always like, we've stayed really like
Speaker 5: dear friends, and then this was the first thing that
Speaker 5: we've gotten to work on together. And it was like what, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I didn't ever see this for the first time, Like
Speaker 5: I just always saw like a comedy or something, but
Speaker 5: this was like.
Speaker 3: Oh complicated, it had.
Speaker 2: Some meat on the bones between you and Plaza and Patty,
Speaker 2: I forget it, And I only used this word with reverence.
Speaker 2: It's like, these are some broads.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I was just saying. I was like,
Speaker 3: Patty's a broad.
Speaker 2: She's a broad.
Speaker 3: She like there is nobody.
Speaker 5: I mean, the fact that I was singing next to
Speaker 5: Patty Lapone in a chorus that she just blended.
Speaker 2: Her amazing.
Speaker 5: Is incredible and she's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was such a.
Speaker 5: Mama hen like, she just took such good care of everybody,
Speaker 5: you know, and we just basically sat around and just
Speaker 5: siphoned info off of her.
Speaker 3: Just we just leaped and we just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was willing to give it out.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 5: We didn't have to do that much. There were stories
Speaker 5: pouring out. She don't get she doesn't give an s no,
Speaker 5: she really does, Like did you see her.
Speaker 2: Hot ones?
Speaker 3: The whole thing? But I did about the Madonna Dona thing.
Speaker 2: She just looks at the camera because the question is like,
Speaker 2: do you want to apologize to Madonna or eat this
Speaker 2: wing that will put you in discomfort for hours on end,
Speaker 2: And she looks at the camera and sticks that thing
Speaker 2: in her mind, throws the.
Speaker 3: Bone she's thrown thrown and didn't she win?
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no she didn't win. She won.
Speaker 5: She won, she won a winner, she's a winner. No,
Speaker 5: she's a goddess. I'm going to see her opening of
Speaker 5: her play, very excited.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's just the two of them on stage. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that, conceit so much. I will see any
Speaker 2: play where it's two people literally.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, with no intermission.
Speaker 5: Actually I'm saying that I'm not sure, but she's like
Speaker 5: she Joe is going tonight too, the delicious Joe Locke.
Speaker 5: And so she texted both of us being like, doll,
Speaker 5: we're having a little thing. It's starties after whatever.
Speaker 2: And we were like, they should draw you.
Speaker 5: They maybe maybe there's what if there's just a portrait
Speaker 5: or like an illustrator in the corner. It's like a
Speaker 5: party thing, and then.
Speaker 2: You can buy it from me. We're not putting it
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 3: The whole time.
Speaker 5: You think it's coming out there, and then there's somebody
Speaker 5: from a sticking it.
Speaker 3: In a frame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So how long are you in New York?
Speaker 3: Just until Saturday?
Speaker 1: Okay, so if you have any time, literally, I just
Speaker 1: remember I have this in my saying did you this
Speaker 1: is so this is Stuffs. I'm holding the playbill for Stuffs,
Speaker 1: and I'm so moved by it and like all the emotions,
Speaker 1: like especially after the debate the other night, like just
Speaker 1: to know how fucking hard to suffer just worked and
Speaker 1: for years and years and years to get the right
Speaker 1: to vote. Like it left me feeling a little angry
Speaker 1: because there's still people out there being like I might
Speaker 1: not vote.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, holy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how can you be undecided? That's what we were
Speaker 3: talking about, Like, oh are you I may be undecided?
Speaker 2: Like what gosh? They did a thing that I always
Speaker 2: win when they like cut to like this like focused
Speaker 2: group after the debate because I can't it's clown parade,
Speaker 2: clown brigade. I'm so sorry. It's like, these are silly people,
Speaker 2: These are un serious people. That's all all said. This
Speaker 2: wo woman was like, well, it's important to remember that
Speaker 2: we're voting for the leader of our country, not the
Speaker 2: person we want on our wedding party. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what can you explain that?
Speaker 3: You mean by that? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: So you think she's a fun person or seems like
Speaker 1: maybe someone who might be reliable in terms of executing
Speaker 1: the duties.
Speaker 5: In the wedding, he talks about Hannibal Lecture as an actual,
Speaker 5: real friend of his who's alive and not fictional. Ba's
Speaker 5: what you want to run the carry?
Speaker 1: Can you believe the eating of they're eating the pets,
Speaker 1: they're eating the cast, they're in the door.
Speaker 3: The whole thing really does feel.
Speaker 5: It does like fuck with your Reality's surreal because you're like,
Speaker 5: this is stuff that's coming out of people's mouths that
Speaker 5: you're like, what, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: The split screen of it is like, oh, like these
Speaker 2: these are two people that are like next to each other,
Speaker 2: they are like sharing. And what really got me the
Speaker 2: way he wouldn't look at her, I know, the way
Speaker 2: he wouldn't even look at her, and that she crossed.
Speaker 2: I liked the power move in the very beginning. She
Speaker 2: crossed right over and shook his hand, and she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you pretend. No, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: let you disrespect me. Right off the top, I'm letting
Speaker 2: you know. And also the vibe of you're not running
Speaker 2: against him, you're running against me. He did say one
Speaker 2: thing which I think unfortnately will stick, which is I
Speaker 2: have concepts of a plan. Well, yeah, but when they
Speaker 2: go think what I mean is I think that.
Speaker 1: Phrasing is it's the lexico. It's going to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's your plan for this this weekend?
Speaker 2: I have concepts of the plan. We're gonna start.
Speaker 3: Saying concept to start saying that.
Speaker 2: Now it's the one thing I do.
Speaker 5: Have concepts of a plan for the weekend, and then
Speaker 5: eventually something happens.
Speaker 2: Exactly what's your ideal concept of a of a weekend?
Speaker 5: I would love to sleep in? Yeah, I want to dance.
Speaker 5: I gotta dance.
Speaker 3: Gotta dance. You gotta dance.
Speaker 2: You do got thing on your on your college yearbook?
Speaker 2: And that was really related it.
Speaker 5: When I put in my freshman college yearbook, I was
Speaker 5: like special, like what do you like to do?
Speaker 3: And I put like poetry? Are acting? Club hopping? Club
Speaker 3: out there?
Speaker 2: This was Northwestern.
Speaker 3: This is Northwestern, but I grew up in Cleveland.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, so you just like Midwest club culture.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that was the best. Okay, so like
Speaker 3: because it felt very underground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was like it was the best people.
Speaker 3: My mind was like pooh, it just was the it
Speaker 3: was the greatest.
Speaker 2: Well literally like the birthplace, like Detroit birthplace of techno.
Speaker 2: It's like you were you were there for it.
Speaker 5: That's what I felt like that that is like exactly, yeah,
Speaker 5: there the heart of rock and roll.
Speaker 2: And we'll and we'll still say it today. My mom.
Speaker 5: I remember finally I was like I don't need to
Speaker 5: finally go into the rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Speaker 5: and my mom walking out of there, was like, who
Speaker 5: needs to.
Speaker 3: Pay twenty bucks? Ye, sweaty T shirt and plexiglass.
Speaker 2: Come on, mom, I love the Rock and Roll Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame. It's fun.
Speaker 3: It's cute.
Speaker 2: It's really cute to go.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 2: I get what your mom saying. It is a lot
Speaker 2: of just like glass cases, like you know, like the
Speaker 2: sweaty Pit. It's Hollywood. It's like, oh, Hollywood and hard.
Speaker 3: For that reason, I've been a planet high Wood so long.
Speaker 2: I gotta go, Oh my god, You're sitting at a
Speaker 2: table and above you could just be one of Madonna's bras.
Speaker 2: That could happen.
Speaker 5: You could be eating knowing that the bra is right
Speaker 5: above him, right there.
Speaker 3: Okay. I have to also, isn't it different at every location?
Speaker 2: Yes, they have different artifacts. I got to like if
Speaker 2: you go to the one and I don't know, let's
Speaker 2: say like Universal Studios Orlando. They've got good stuff there
Speaker 2: because that's a big hard rock that's a really important
Speaker 2: cultural hard rock, the one in Orlando. Yes, do you
Speaker 2: get a free past to Disney World? Now, No, that's ridiculous, But.
Speaker 5: Sometimes like they've been really they've been very generous, Like
Speaker 5: we went we I took my friend and I and
Speaker 5: our daughters there like recently and that was totally on
Speaker 5: the mouse. Yeah, which was really freaking sweet. I love Disney, we.
Speaker 1: Love it, and you know there's someone walking around as
Speaker 1: you know, which has to feel wild.
Speaker 5: It is so trippy. They have ears, they have the
Speaker 5: like mouse ears.
Speaker 2: I'm the one is walking around to.
Speaker 3: See other are people like you?
Speaker 4: Be you?
Speaker 3: We went to an event in London and it was.
Speaker 5: Like cosplay, So there's already like cosplays for every character
Speaker 5: in the show.
Speaker 2: Wow, jos the teen has Yes, that's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's so cute.
Speaker 2: He's adorable.
Speaker 1: And what's so great to immediately off the jump is
Speaker 1: like you got to compliment the costume design of this
Speaker 1: show because everyone immediately is so you know, like everyone's
Speaker 1: got a thing like Patty's like hair like she's wearing
Speaker 1: and just knows stunning, Like I mean, like there's so much.
Speaker 5: Like everybody, so you can really, like even just in silhouette,
Speaker 5: you know exactly who everybody is. Rio's like Aubrey's character,
Speaker 5: like you know, you know who everyone is.
Speaker 3: The amazing Deborah Joe.
Speaker 5: She cannot open her mouth without everybody laughing.
Speaker 1: Like that's a real legend, right, I mean that seventies show.
Speaker 1: There was not a moment that she was.
Speaker 3: It's like nothing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I heard deciding whether or not
Speaker 1: she's going to go, and she's like like on the
Speaker 1: we'll see, everyone's going to see.
Speaker 3: Everyone will see. I hope everyone see.
Speaker 2: They're gonna see.
Speaker 3: It's really really juicy.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like who isn't a witch? Really, Julie, No.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you this before playing Agatha.
Speaker 1: Do you feel witchy? Witchy person?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I am. I think like I was definitely.
Speaker 5: That was my Halloween coster, like most of my childhood
Speaker 5: was that or the Tooth Fairy and the.
Speaker 7: Witch.
Speaker 5: It could have been like Phant of the Opera, like
Speaker 5: have one side of face a witch and then gone.
Speaker 3: Like this, yeah, fairy exactly.
Speaker 5: Yes, But yeah, I always think I've you know, I
Speaker 5: feel like anyone that feels kind of, you know, not normally,
Speaker 5: like not in the no gotcha, or that feels a
Speaker 5: little bit like doesn't really feel like they fit in,
Speaker 5: or it doesn't feel like everybody else.
Speaker 3: Is a witch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so you're covens are the people that you
Speaker 5: feel most connected to and make you feel the most
Speaker 5: safe and the most scene.
Speaker 2: There's a moment in the show and at the end
Speaker 2: of episode two when you guys are all singing where
Speaker 2: it like it's like the coven kind of like gathering
Speaker 2: and assembling, where it like you just feel like like
Speaker 2: it's the direction, it's the it's the performances. It's like
Speaker 2: all of you are all really attuning to each other.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's so importantly I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Is this? Like wow, whoa, this feels like a little indulgence,
Speaker 2: But I don't mind it, Like it's yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: a necessary thing where you guys have to like sing
Speaker 2: at each other in order to like forge this bond.
Speaker 2: This takes you into the rest of the season.
Speaker 5: Must to Agatha's chagrin, she doesn't want to play with
Speaker 5: other people because it's like, gag me.
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 2: Because I was thinking about your career and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: like this is someone who went from like fucking revolutionary
Speaker 2: road we got a step Brothers to fucking like transparent.
Speaker 2: So then like I'm like this woman, like you've done
Speaker 2: it all, like this, this is what she does it all.
Speaker 2: But that's a witchy thing to like be able to
Speaker 2: like glide so seamlessly your whole career. I'm like, it's.
Speaker 5: Weird, it's weirdly witchy, and that I've been able to
Speaker 5: get away with it, Like no one has been like, ah,
Speaker 5: she's strictly comedy, or she's strictly drama, or or she's
Speaker 5: strictly whatever. I've been able to kind of disappear or
Speaker 5: I just haven't been well known enough that everyone.
Speaker 3: Meets me anew like who's that? So I've just been
Speaker 3: able to like kind of.
Speaker 5: Squeeze myself into different projects. And that's been like That's
Speaker 5: why I wanted to be an actor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Able to do that so much?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love a rep company.
Speaker 5: I love like when someone like any group of actors,
Speaker 5: it's like Richard the Third and one day and like
Speaker 5: noises off, you know, like that kind of vibe is
Speaker 5: like the best.
Speaker 3: That's like why I wanted to get this mess. So yeah,
Speaker 3: that's been fun.
Speaker 5: But again, like this last chapter that I've been doing,
Speaker 5: I think has really prepared me.
Speaker 2: For the Witch. Yeah, totally for sure.
Speaker 5: Just because like every woman that I've been playing has
Speaker 5: been so ethically like morally like a little bit not
Speaker 5: their insides are on their outsides a little bit, yeah,
Speaker 5: and they make really questionable decisions, and I think that
Speaker 5: that's suppressing the Witch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also that versatility that you've shown directly speaks
Speaker 2: to like what happens in WandaVision, where from episode to
Speaker 2: episode you are playing a different genre. I just remember
Speaker 2: watching the first episode or two where you were so
Speaker 2: at home and that that sitcom that throwbacks, that comething
Speaker 2: like everyone was crushing it, but I remember there was
Speaker 2: just a moment where you like turned around, you're getting
Speaker 2: you and her are doing like a walk about the kitchen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, look at how oriented she is,
Speaker 2: how comfortable you are, just like and it had to
Speaker 2: be or you tell me, but like was that just
Speaker 2: so fun? And that's where it comes that's where like
Speaker 2: the accuracy comes from. How fun that opportunity is? Like,
Speaker 2: what is that's.
Speaker 3: My dream come true?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: I mean Agatha first is a performer and she's a
Speaker 5: ham but I mean she loves to work a cape.
Speaker 5: But in those in that whole series leading up to
Speaker 5: her like Reveal, every different genre was like you said,
Speaker 5: it was just like a dream to study those sitcoms,
Speaker 5: like figure out the movement.
Speaker 3: For each decade to like, yeah, of course, the best,
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 2: Major, the best.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. Yes, it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a holistic project. Yeah, any actor for like all,
Speaker 2: but like especially for you and Elizabeth. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like what's the next? It feels like procedural almost, but
Speaker 2: in terms of itself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy, No, it was crazy. It was so meta.
Speaker 5: That's what this feels like the same way, but instead
Speaker 5: of like the sitcoms as being like the backbone of
Speaker 5: it and changing, it's kind of more like genre or
Speaker 5: tone I guess. So it's like can't be it's like
Speaker 5: very scary. It's like it's like all all of those
Speaker 5: it gets very deep, you know, So it's all the things,
Speaker 5: and it switches so fast, so fast, so there's definitely
Speaker 5: like I would say the same structurally in terms.
Speaker 3: Of in terms of the switches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's maybe from a different perspective.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if it fills this rubric where it's like
Speaker 2: any great performance, you go, could anyone else have done this?
Speaker 2: Like Matt and I talk about this all the time.
Speaker 2: It's like could anyone else have done this? And it's like,
Speaker 2: because you have led up to this moment in terms
Speaker 2: like with like seamlessly transitioning from one thing that.
Speaker 8: Next, my gosh, you guys, it feels like the perfect
Speaker 8: marriage of a performer and an amazing role where it's
Speaker 8: just like, of course it's iconic because it is that
Speaker 8: thing of like we've been waiting for this.
Speaker 1: And I also will say, just to talk about revolutionary
Speaker 1: wrote yeah please, I'll just never forget because what I
Speaker 1: think that came out in two thousand and seven or eight,
Speaker 1: and I I, yeah, and I think that before that.
Speaker 1: So me being a fourteen year old in two thousand and.
Speaker 2: Four on the Island, I at the times I was
Speaker 2: trying really hard to like code switch in my own
Speaker 2: way and fit in with like the boys, right, and
Speaker 2: I just remember like a shared language that we all
Speaker 2: had was anchorman and Will Ferrell is actually a producer
Speaker 2: of this podcast. Yeah, and he's coming on.
Speaker 6: Not funny, but but just that scene with you and
Speaker 6: Christine Applegate where you tell him where you.
Speaker 1: Tell her that he'll read anything off the prompter, just
Speaker 1: like that was a moment where all my like male
Speaker 1: friends were like quoting like what women were doing in
Speaker 1: a movie.
Speaker 2: I know this sounds no.
Speaker 1: That moment I felt like, oh, this is like way
Speaker 1: in I have, Like I was like the thing that
Speaker 1: I loved the most about this movie, which was like
Speaker 1: Christina and like like everyone like Veronica was like we
Speaker 1: love But just like between that and also then a
Speaker 1: few years later me knowing you from that and then
Speaker 1: obviously Step Brothers, which is a whole other strategy.
Speaker 2: Were crying on Fire Island. We were like the only
Speaker 2: gay men on that island, wastching step Brothers like an
Speaker 2: Adam Kay movie, but we were like just dying.
Speaker 3: So stupid funny.
Speaker 2: I mean I watched to see you breathing into his mouth.
Speaker 2: It was just like it's insane. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is can you talk about that scene?
Speaker 5: I mean that was I think I know the scene
Speaker 5: you're talking about the scene with John c Riley so much.
Speaker 2: On the porch and then this is a bathroom one.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I want to roll you up a little ball.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was our ad who pitched it because everything
Speaker 5: was ever and he was like, why don't you go
Speaker 5: You should try going over and just peeing in the
Speaker 5: ear and all, and I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: like perfect, completely all over you.
Speaker 3: Parts with these parts it's not direct. You never know what.
Speaker 2: She's a beast.
Speaker 3: She's a beast, she's a beast. But yeah, we improvised
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 2: I was wondering, how epic is that? Was it the
Speaker 2: McKay way of like, we'll shoot a scene as and
Speaker 2: then you do it, don't even think about the scripts. Yes,
Speaker 2: you just just do that.
Speaker 5: Which is so genius because the script is somewhere in there,
Speaker 5: because you know, you have to get somewhere. It can't
Speaker 5: just be like But then sometimes it went places that I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know, Like we had the state like we're
Speaker 3: so dark.
Speaker 5: We were planning Adam Scott's murder, like in detail why
Speaker 5: we were having sex.
Speaker 3: But like in really graphic like how.
Speaker 5: We would get into the place, who would have a knife,
Speaker 5: who would do the first.
Speaker 3: I mean it was so.
Speaker 2: Even at the end when like everyone, it's at the Catalina.
Speaker 2: When when when willis singing and it's like everyone and
Speaker 2: it cuts to people beautiful singing, gorgeous singing, gorgeous boy
Speaker 2: and you and a gorgeous head voice singing see child
Speaker 2: of Mind too, like you and Patty singing together. Makes
Speaker 2: total sense because parents like Catherin Hank. Yeah right, but anyway.
Speaker 3: Karaoke and what's your song?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: I love a ballad. I love a ballad. I love
Speaker 5: any slow Rihanna song.
Speaker 1: Stay stay Yes it was just a woman was just
Speaker 1: crushing it in the subway last night.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I can't miss the beautiful singing and suffs.
Speaker 1: But then I got and tell them to the subway.
Speaker 1: And the woman is a musical who is actually our
Speaker 1: friend from years back. She just won to Tony. She's
Speaker 1: the first person ever to win the Tony for reading
Speaker 1: the book and score of a musical.
Speaker 2: And she's the lead.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm so so you are going to love Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Okay, But anyway, like just to talk about like all
Speaker 2: these like ways that you were so iconic from a
Speaker 2: comedic standpoint like to us. And then I remember I
Speaker 2: watched Revolution and I wrote because there is there was
Speaker 2: that real side of me that really just wants to
Speaker 2: see Kate Winslet in a domestic drama and then to
Speaker 2: see you and that insanely beautiful, so heartbreaking scene at
Speaker 2: the end where you break and is it David Harbor.
Speaker 10: It was so good, just so good, and the tragedy
Speaker 10: and like the way and like I want you to know,
Speaker 10: like having known you from the stuff that we knew
Speaker 10: you from to that, I was like Catherine Hahn and
Speaker 10: I like, that's why it's crazy that.
Speaker 2: You're here, because you really are.
Speaker 3: Oh fucking great, Oh god. I shot at the same
Speaker 3: summer as Stepbrothers.
Speaker 2: Really wow. Sam is like all right, one for fun.
Speaker 3: One for you guys.
Speaker 5: But I mean that's when things started to be like okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 5: like I could actually do this, like I don't have
Speaker 5: to be I didn't think I was comedy and all,
Speaker 5: like I didn't think it was in my bones. I
Speaker 5: was like a serious I studied like serious plays. But
Speaker 5: then I was always the class clown, Like I was
Speaker 5: always the one kind of fucking around.
Speaker 3: So maybe you know that should have taught me something.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe are telling you, but you've broken out of that.
Speaker 5: But I really, yeah, I think it was like working
Speaker 5: with Honestly, I started working with these incredible women writer
Speaker 5: filmmakers that just were excited about you know, I always
Speaker 5: try to fit in instead of being myself, Like I
Speaker 5: always felt like I was trying to hit the mark
Speaker 5: and be the best friend and the quirky best friend,
Speaker 5: but then the pregnant best friend.
Speaker 3: You know, I had like a chapter.
Speaker 5: But then I through McKay actually the first one that
Speaker 5: it was like finally felt anarchic in a way that
Speaker 5: I really dug and I took that into any kind
Speaker 5: of acting moving forward, like the ability to just be
Speaker 5: trusted that whatever you bring is nothing's wrong.
Speaker 2: I love a narcic yeacause like I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you picked this up from McKay and then I feel
Speaker 2: like this relations collaboration you have with Joey Sollaway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was kind of that same anarchy. It's like it
Speaker 2: can be anything.
Speaker 5: And I don't think that I would have had the
Speaker 5: same of availability to that had I not done those movies.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, which is so awesome and work with those
Speaker 5: dudes like just to watch Will's his just deftness and
Speaker 5: his like brain just being like I don't understand his brain.
Speaker 3: He's like really.
Speaker 2: Touched angel by an angel.
Speaker 3: He's touched by an angel.
Speaker 2: I think eighty was someone who Adie Brian would work
Speaker 2: like when you became to my house and she was
Speaker 2: just like, he's just someone you look at and you
Speaker 2: like smile.
Speaker 5: I know he's a magic person and he's also like
Speaker 5: a dear, dear, dear person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, gentle giant.
Speaker 2: I mean this new documentary that's coming out Will and Harper.
Speaker 3: I've seen it about about to See You are going
Speaker 3: to cry.
Speaker 5: It is so moving. It is so beautiful. Both of
Speaker 5: them are just gorgeous. It's really beautiful, incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking like getting to work with Will,
Speaker 2: and you're saying, like the value in learning like how
Speaker 2: that style and that like ability to improvise like can
Speaker 2: then like inform the scripted work or that stuff. That's
Speaker 2: more you know on the years later. What I feel
Speaker 2: like is that's why it's so important when you're working.
Speaker 2: I love the directors and the showrunners that allow and
Speaker 2: you don't you don't always get that time because it's hard.
Speaker 2: Like something people might not know about production is it's
Speaker 2: a jam, you know what I mean, Like it's like
Speaker 2: a time crunch. But when you get that opportunity to
Speaker 2: have that one take, Like I just worked with Liz
Speaker 2: Feldman and like, actually Tiana Parris is in that show too,
Speaker 2: is coming out later this year's Age and she can
Speaker 2: do it all too.
Speaker 3: She can do it all.
Speaker 2: But she always was like, okay, and then we're going
Speaker 2: to do the fun run. And those are my favorite
Speaker 2: words because I know that that's a lot where a
Speaker 2: lot of this stuff really comes from. And when you
Speaker 2: feel like you're rushed out of something whatever you say,
Speaker 2: they got it, they know what they're doing, but the
Speaker 2: opportunity is something that's not always there and get.
Speaker 3: It all out. I feel like there's no stone on
Speaker 3: left unturned. Yeah, and you're right.
Speaker 5: Joey Soloway like working with them was really did shift
Speaker 5: that movie. Afternoon to Light kind of changed all of
Speaker 5: our perspectives on what it is to make something because
Speaker 5: you never knew where where the camera was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kept liberating.
Speaker 5: He was such an emotional camera operator that he would
Speaker 5: just like follow where the scene was all the beats of.
Speaker 3: It was that was amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just having that that like leader like
Speaker 1: doing the project that's interested in that. Yes, And like
Speaker 1: I would also say, like that's why it's great to like,
Speaker 1: you know, not whenever anyone that's in obviously money, use
Speaker 1: money or whatever, but like to not feel like every
Speaker 1: single second of every single day you have to just
Speaker 1: like get it, like it's such a gift like for
Speaker 1: that to not be the situation I think nowadays.
Speaker 5: Yes, although I would say too that sometimes when there's
Speaker 5: like tight constraints, like if it's time or money, there
Speaker 5: is like a real freedom and excitement to have to
Speaker 5: do it, like you don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 5: Like I kind of like that feeling too, being like okay,
Speaker 5: gotta make a decision. Can't like waffle, like you know,
Speaker 5: you can't like try everything, so like this is it.
Speaker 3: I gotta like I gotta really play it. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know this has to be.
Speaker 5: This has to matter because otherwise that's it and that's
Speaker 5: what they'll use.
Speaker 2: And you tend not to look back and be like
Speaker 2: I should have done that always Okay.
Speaker 5: I barely I hate watching myself, like I never like
Speaker 5: the monitors. A lot of people will want to go
Speaker 5: look at what they've done, and I'm like, if I
Speaker 5: start looking at it, I'll be looking at the wrong stuff.
Speaker 3: I would just like God and got those bags. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just couldn't.
Speaker 1: So I can't see yourself. And I mean what I
Speaker 1: mean is that's not like being like you can't see yourself.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like people, yes, and.
Speaker 5: Not especially with like Zoom and Marco Polo. I think
Speaker 5: people are getting crazy about their own appearance.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're a Marco polar person.
Speaker 3: I love I love I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it, especially when traveling and then you still
Speaker 5: stay connected.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 2: You, love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: But the different voices, different different voices effects the people
Speaker 2: that I was like in Marco Polo with like have
Speaker 2: kind of fallen off and I kind of missed it.
Speaker 2: So we had a Marco Polo called kor Talk. This
Speaker 2: is early days of Quarantine Quarantine Core Talk. It was me,
Speaker 2: Joe Firestone, Josh Sharp, Cola Scola and then the four
Speaker 2: of us been checking every day and then we just
Speaker 2: like sort of fell off, like we need to bring
Speaker 2: back Marco Polio. It's visual voicemail. It's so easy. It's
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 5: Just have like four friends and we and my daughter
Speaker 5: sometimes since she always does like she'll sometimes do like
Speaker 5: a try on at a store, be like what about you?
Speaker 5: That's so helpful and it's so freaking cute.
Speaker 3: It's just I want to say, I mean, I want
Speaker 3: to save them.
Speaker 5: But that's kind of brilliant thing about it is that
Speaker 5: they're always there, but just for you, us us, Yeah,
Speaker 5: the owners of them are or whatever. Yeah, it's real private.
Speaker 2: Which I like, Yeah, you keep it together.
Speaker 3: I think we I just keep it in house.
Speaker 2: In house. I mean, you could just go back. I
Speaker 2: could just go back to March twenty twenty and like
Speaker 2: get a visual diary of like, well, like this is
Speaker 2: going to last. It's like crazy to think about it.
Speaker 5: It is so crazy to think about It's like intimate
Speaker 5: and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, the next thing we'll think about is the central
Speaker 2: question of this podcast. So this is the you know
Speaker 2: my segues.
Speaker 1: Over the years we've done this now for about eight
Speaker 1: and a half years, they're getting worse.
Speaker 2: No, that was amazing. You thought that was amazing. Amazing.
Speaker 2: I thought so.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I thought it was important to get
Speaker 5: to the question.
Speaker 2: And was amazing.
Speaker 3: Money it's time. Will Ferrell's out there with a stopwatch.
Speaker 3: Oh he really does.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want to talk about how long that until
Speaker 5: you got to the central question?
Speaker 2: Here's my notes boys.
Speaker 1: So we asked everybody that comes through here, what was
Speaker 1: the culture that made you say culture was for you?
Speaker 1: Meaning the pop culture that you can remember that you,
Speaker 1: Catherine Han now are like little Catherine Han then may
Speaker 1: have started becoming because of this.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, when I first heard that this was
Speaker 5: a question, I was going to say, Italy.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: I love the food, I love the I love the last.
Speaker 5: I love the air, the cheese, the bread, the disco,
Speaker 5: I just love it.
Speaker 3: I love the club.
Speaker 2: That's very but those are all wonderful, sumptuous things that
Speaker 2: I feel like you connect with.
Speaker 5: Italian things like a little pool in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: That's an amazing answer. It want to change the end?
Speaker 5: Well, then I thought, oh, if it was yes, no,
Speaker 5: if I didn't, if I had to.
Speaker 2: If Italy wasn't even on the map, if.
Speaker 5: Italy didn't exist, perish the thought I would say.
Speaker 3: Then it was techno music.
Speaker 5: It was when I was introduced to be I don't
Speaker 5: know if you'd call b York, but b York New
Speaker 5: Order that all that kind of music was just like
Speaker 5: that was my again, my club hopping days, it was earlier,
Speaker 5: but that really moved me in ways that I did
Speaker 5: not feel before I was in a family of like
Speaker 5: there's a lot of classical music in Cleveland. There's a
Speaker 5: lot of hard dumb rock, not even rock here, just
Speaker 5: like it was just yeah, it's just shredding, just like
Speaker 5: a lot of like pour some sugar on mean, no fence.
Speaker 3: But you know it didn't really hit me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't for me totally.
Speaker 5: But there was something about this that like we could
Speaker 5: all like let our freak flags for like fly hit
Speaker 5: you from y Yeah, I felt Bjork's music and I
Speaker 5: just was like, who is this person?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I still that's that's.
Speaker 2: That's a narcic it's like uncaptured. Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 2: just if you're talking about like general techno, it's just
Speaker 2: like the loop of it, right, just get lost in
Speaker 2: like the sound and.
Speaker 5: Also that beat can be so solid. Yeah, and a
Speaker 5: lot of techno but York. You know that she uses
Speaker 5: real stuff to make those I mean or whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 5: basketball bouncing around.
Speaker 3: She just is one in a gazillion.
Speaker 2: I love this and I don't think you've ever had
Speaker 2: anyone say York.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, I went to Coachella and
Speaker 1: B York was on the Coachella stage and she did
Speaker 1: an orchestral set and it was so funny because a
Speaker 1: lot of people were there for Byork and they I
Speaker 1: think they maybe thought they were getting like.
Speaker 2: This is like, but the people those who knew what
Speaker 2: she was going to be doing, Yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Was fully just her in a full orchestra and it
Speaker 1: was still as Byork as any other Byork, but just
Speaker 1: that she's an artist that can go up there and
Speaker 1: it's constantly surprised and.
Speaker 5: In that way, yes, that is that is we were
Speaker 5: having a debate, is like what pop star has been
Speaker 5: able to evolve and not kind of feel like they
Speaker 5: have to stay somewhere to get Cringey have the same wardrobe,
Speaker 5: the same kind of sound. She's someone that I feel
Speaker 5: like is constantly and I feel like Adele too, Like
Speaker 5: that is person that is going to keep growing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean I saw this video of New
Speaker 3: York recently.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen it, but it's just
Speaker 5: her on lava Rocks in Iceland in this little hut
Speaker 5: where she made that album life, what you.
Speaker 2: Are talking about a witch? That is, she's.
Speaker 3: Just conjuring brilliant shit. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Sound favorite back album.
Speaker 5: Oh it's got to be the well I loved her
Speaker 5: from Sugar Cubes, which before I would say, actually, what's
Speaker 5: the one from the movie that she did?
Speaker 1: Oh, Dancer in the Dark. Yes, Love, I've seen it
Speaker 1: all is maybe one of the best of It.
Speaker 3: Makes me want to cry thinking about it.
Speaker 2: And that performance on the Oscars. I remember I was
Speaker 2: like seven or eight.
Speaker 3: I don't think I saw that.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is where she famously wore the Swan dress.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course she was on all those I
Speaker 1: remember she was on all the worst dress lists because
Speaker 1: people just didn't understand it.
Speaker 3: And then people mimicked it and it was like so dumb.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the easy comedy of the yes,
Speaker 1: but obviously on face value, it's like very very American
Speaker 1: thing to like make fun of her for doing that,
Speaker 1: because again, like they wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2: Comedy of that time, like look at the stupid woman
Speaker 2: wearing a stupid thing.
Speaker 1: Dumb rock, dumb ships, like hard dumb rock, it's like
Speaker 1: hard dumb rock comedy like York Swan Dress.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, I think.
Speaker 3: There's still poker stor like that, which is like you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they exist. I mean yes, But that was
Speaker 2: that that performance she was really acting on stage and
Speaker 2: like it was just this insane, beautiful moment. And I
Speaker 2: remember watching it at the time being like I don't
Speaker 2: get this at all because I was seven and from
Speaker 2: Long Island.
Speaker 1: But then like years later I started again and I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, this is truly art, Like she's like
Speaker 1: really living that.
Speaker 3: She there's my thing.
Speaker 5: My other favorite song is stone Milker and I don't
Speaker 5: know what albums on, but I want you guys to listen.
Speaker 2: Stone Milker is the the yellow one. I just know
Speaker 2: the color.
Speaker 3: Oh that's kind of amazing.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're we really were dealing with sensory.
Speaker 5: But like it was all that music that I was
Speaker 5: just like, I just think that all of that blue
Speaker 5: my mind and really made me like I feel like
Speaker 5: these are my people.
Speaker 3: I don't know, there's something in it that was like felt.
Speaker 5: So I'd say that kind of shifted something for me
Speaker 5: that I didn't have to just exist in this like male, big,
Speaker 5: big sounding guitar. You know, dudes with I was gonna
Speaker 5: say dudes with tang chops on. But well, so you
Speaker 5: said that those Magic Johnson.
Speaker 3: I'm very surprised how Slender was.
Speaker 1: So I can't say this was his real jersey, but
Speaker 1: if it was, you're real his real jersey.
Speaker 3: This should be in a hard rock That should be
Speaker 3: in a plexi glass.
Speaker 2: Hey, the table of someone eating likest exactly.
Speaker 9: That should be in a planet Hollywood, and it'll be
Speaker 9: Matt Rogers's j Magic Johnson jersey, Magic Johnson's Lighter Days exactly.
Speaker 1: Have you I was just to speak on the techno
Speaker 1: thing a little bit more. Have you been to Berlin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just came back from Berlin. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 3: we didn't get to do anything in that We were working.
Speaker 2: Are you busy?
Speaker 3: But I want to go do it? They're so bad.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're talking about Berghine. Well we're talking about the
Speaker 2: whole city. But I mean, are you trying to get
Speaker 2: into the burg hind But you're ahead, like you're a
Speaker 2: techno head like that, you get it? They would read
Speaker 2: you and they would sense it. They would sense it.
Speaker 5: I would want to Now I also heard stories of
Speaker 5: Berlin which are fascinating to me. They're like clubs with
Speaker 5: like grates that you can walk above it and just
Speaker 5: urated on the people bel Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that sounds like we have not been to
Speaker 2: the clubs ourselves.
Speaker 3: I just said, it is amazing to me.
Speaker 2: We were there really briefly Glory Hole.
Speaker 5: But like there're so there. That's what I love about
Speaker 5: hearing about Berlin is.
Speaker 2: It's just like lawless.
Speaker 5: Lawless, huh, I mean not what we were No. No,
Speaker 5: you're on a dance floor and a song comes on
Speaker 5: from that time. It just it really you can feel
Speaker 5: the energy in the room like it's different.
Speaker 3: It's just like there's there's such a quality to it too,
Speaker 3: because it's new.
Speaker 5: It's like brand new. Yeah, so I just love that
Speaker 5: sound or it's just like it's brand new. And it's
Speaker 5: also like I don't know if you guys agree with this,
Speaker 5: but it's like perfectly ephemeral. It's like whoever you meet
Speaker 5: on the dance floor is someone that you are going
Speaker 5: to connect with meaningfully, but like you may not ever
Speaker 5: see again. Yes, and that's okay, but and not in
Speaker 5: like a sexual or like no, it's just just on
Speaker 5: a spiritual level, like yeah.
Speaker 2: Connecting with you and like look like and then we'll
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, you're in a.
Speaker 3: Trip with that person. You're on my good trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah beautiful.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: We gotta go again. We gotta go again, you gotta
Speaker 2: I gotta go again.
Speaker 3: But you know what I gotta do with a good
Speaker 3: couple of months.
Speaker 5: But on the other side, because huh mama, it takes
Speaker 5: longer for.
Speaker 3: Her to recover. I mean it, every single day gets harder.
Speaker 2: We're falling off a cliff personally.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, no, every day it's difficult to look in
Speaker 5: the mirror right off the bat.
Speaker 2: Right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Wonder here is really tough, especially when you realize it's
Speaker 1: like it's not like I didn't get no, Like.
Speaker 3: God, you guys are gorgeous, well so are.
Speaker 1: You, but like you can't see yourself. You can't until
Speaker 1: you can the morning after you've partied and you realize
Speaker 1: it's not that I didn't get enough of sleep, it's
Speaker 1: that there's just less collagen there than there used to be.
Speaker 5: And it's filled with Rose's. Oh yeah, one day I
Speaker 5: woke up and I was like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 2: Have like that.
Speaker 5: It was wad balls because one I had drooped so low,
Speaker 5: like my eyebrows were so opposite.
Speaker 3: It was really noticeable.
Speaker 2: Just like you.
Speaker 3: It really was like.
Speaker 2: It was Harvey. It was it was tooth theory on
Speaker 2: one side and exactly yea is the title?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm now compelled. I don't
Speaker 2: know why to ask you. If you love Disney, what's
Speaker 2: your favorite ride or attraction?
Speaker 3: Okay, my favorite ride, and.
Speaker 2: You're now a spokesperson for the company.
Speaker 3: Remember my mouse ears disappear on my head.
Speaker 5: My favorite ride is space Okay, would say Space Mountain,
Speaker 5: Space Mountain, the inside one.
Speaker 3: That has the trippiest music and all the lights.
Speaker 2: Space Mountain.
Speaker 3: I love that, and I love also.
Speaker 2: The it's a memory play go yecast.
Speaker 5: What's the one that's like al It's like an Alpine
Speaker 5: one horn. Not great for the neck anymore, but I
Speaker 5: really love it.
Speaker 2: That's really bad for the neck, Darling.
Speaker 5: You have to like press yourself against the back of
Speaker 5: it because I can't handle anymore.
Speaker 2: Those are both like I would say, like single file,
Speaker 2: like flu ask not flumes. There's no water, but it's
Speaker 2: like you're on. It's just like you're on. It's a
Speaker 2: bob sled. It's a slow one of the great, A
Speaker 2: sip of water, right, swallow down. I gotta hawk this slalom,
Speaker 2: not hawk the slalom.
Speaker 1: I absolutely love it. It was somehow Shakespeare when you
Speaker 1: said it, it was somehow gorgeous. You know how you know
Speaker 1: your old must full? You know you're old when you
Speaker 1: go on one. I'm going to six Flags on Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh that on one and your you feel like your
Speaker 2: stomach is in your shoulder. It's like suddenly a g
Speaker 2: force like is like, yes.
Speaker 5: Your brain is still three feet above your head, and
Speaker 5: you're like, you know what I need right now?
Speaker 3: A corn dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it better, I said. The next day, after
Speaker 2: you go to Disney or any theme park, your stomach
Speaker 2: is a rock.
Speaker 5: Nothing's happening for days, and you just think to yourself like, yeah,
Speaker 5: come on, we're here, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's consume it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're here. We might as well. Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have a true knock auro. True is a cat true true.
Speaker 5: Ju It's like a thing you give to cats that
Speaker 5: they love, a treat to get them from hiding out
Speaker 5: of the bed.
Speaker 3: My daughter's always like it's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, but listen, do we even like Charles
Speaker 2: Let's give it a we're not having this conversation. Of
Speaker 2: course we do.
Speaker 3: I think we do. Len Sometimes it can be ship city,
Speaker 3: but when they're good, when.
Speaker 2: They're absolutely dousk. You know what I did have it
Speaker 2: does any one time? It was Turo with what's the cereal?
Speaker 2: My girl? That's the one with the no no, the
Speaker 2: rainbow one.
Speaker 4: Arms covered in loops that you could only get in
Speaker 4: like the darkest corner of the count Fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was.
Speaker 5: That's a sugar lick Like that feels like my mouth
Speaker 5: would be furry sugar.
Speaker 3: You don't want to get something so sweet.
Speaker 2: You're like, ah, yeah, now I'm different.
Speaker 5: Now I'm different, like I've grown hair on the inside
Speaker 5: of my mouth.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of sugar, you know what really hurt my
Speaker 2: feelings the other day I air it out finding out
Speaker 2: that a diet coke, which is now my new obsession
Speaker 2: on because we're trying to be drinking less because of
Speaker 2: the age of it all.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know me too. It's not as cute. It's hard,
Speaker 3: but it also feels so much better in your sleeps better.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but yes, that there's more caffeine than this
Speaker 2: than there is in cold brew? What really is what
Speaker 2: they said? Almost the person? We got people shaking their
Speaker 2: heads behind the camera. I think you're something.
Speaker 3: At this interview. Coke zero? What are you ibuis with
Speaker 3: regular a coke?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I do love beor that makes me very happy.
Speaker 2: You You really did something there that was good. That
Speaker 2: was that was iconic comedy, that was really good.
Speaker 3: Respect.
Speaker 2: Respect. That's the yellow one. I got the color. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you something.
Speaker 1: From now on, if there's ever a moment where we
Speaker 1: are stumped, you have the permission as.
Speaker 2: A culture, everybody does. What do you think?
Speaker 1: So we have different subgroups of our of our fandom. Yes,
Speaker 1: you might be a finalist for that. That was finalist behavior.
Speaker 3: Any guess you have on is just not clicking.
Speaker 5: You could just say.
Speaker 2: So and then I will Yeah, this is bad. This
Speaker 2: isn't feeling good.
Speaker 3: You guys can have some secret hand gestures. Why not today?
Speaker 2: Why the helmet? Have we ever had a secret hand besties?
Speaker 5: I don't think we're do love it your besties four
Speaker 5: or fifteen years.
Speaker 3: You guys have fun that you get to do this
Speaker 3: together so fun.
Speaker 2: It doesn't deepend it or deepened oh, I did you know?
Speaker 2: I would say, like, because we've also spent a lot
Speaker 2: of time together this year, just even like outside of
Speaker 2: the it's like, you know, yeah, we're like you know,
Speaker 2: we're we're not just we get to.
Speaker 3: Go through this together, which is so exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Like last night we saw I saw Stuffs
Speaker 2: on Broadway and there's just so many people in the cast,
Speaker 2: and not just Shane who created the shows, but that
Speaker 2: we went to school with, like our friend Kim blank
Speaker 2: Ada west Fall just to shout out some people and
Speaker 2: I literally went backstage and I just I just started
Speaker 2: sobbing because I was like as moved by what I
Speaker 2: had seen, but also we all had the same mentor.
Speaker 2: Her name was Liz Suados. She was like of like
Speaker 2: and we went but this woman was like a giant
Speaker 2: in downtown theater and was like a mentor to several
Speaker 2: of us. I just like felt her spirit there and
Speaker 2: how proud she.
Speaker 1: Was, and like, it's the only time I really get
Speaker 1: is when I not the only time, yeah no, but
Speaker 1: like one of the times I get really woo woo
Speaker 1: was when I feel like that mentor that we had
Speaker 1: that her spirit is in the room was so in
Speaker 1: the room. Oh gosh, do you have like a mentor
Speaker 1: that you can look back on that you feel?
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure. A lot of amazing teachers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that you're just like, wow, I've still used some
Speaker 5: of the stuff that I.
Speaker 3: Learned from them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. And then there's some teachers that you're like, wow,
Speaker 5: what what what happened there? Like what was that?
Speaker 2: Right? Like the problematic teachers, and you're like, what did
Speaker 2: you make me do?
Speaker 5: Yes, we had a teacher that was we would all
Speaker 5: have to find an animal and to kind of become
Speaker 5: that animal on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a gibbon, of course. Yeah, I want
Speaker 3: to you with the long, long arms.
Speaker 5: And then a girl in my class, now a woman
Speaker 5: was a panther, and she wore a thong leotard over
Speaker 5: thong tights and which I guess.
Speaker 3: Panther like panther like.
Speaker 5: Certainly, this teacher used to keep being like, drop into
Speaker 5: your panther, Drop into your panther.
Speaker 3: And so then she would.
Speaker 5: Just be crawling around on the stage roaring, yeah, what's
Speaker 5: this song on?
Speaker 2: And you're like what was that about?
Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, none of us. You can't pull
Speaker 3: the wool over our eyes.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't know. John Early is a story
Speaker 2: where he the first day of classics. There was one teacher,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter who, but he goes. I think it
Speaker 2: teachers like an older man goes. I just want to say,
Speaker 2: if there are any journalists and if there's any press
Speaker 2: in the room, get out. Eighteen year old.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, if there's any press in the room, please leave.
Speaker 1: And there's any press in the room, to get out
Speaker 1: the first day.
Speaker 2: Eighteen year old, It's insane, genius. There's also a couple
Speaker 2: of them from the Musical Theater Studio tell a story
Speaker 2: about like one day one of the dance teachers line
Speaker 2: them up and was like, several of you will get
Speaker 2: through on your looks. You you you kind of like
Speaker 2: just oh my god, brutal.
Speaker 5: When I went to four age camp, which was like
Speaker 5: this kind of farm camp in Ohio, my cousins lived,
Speaker 5: I was like the big city cousin up in Cleveland.
Speaker 5: They lived right on the border between Kentucky and Ohio
Speaker 5: and a small town called Waynesville, and I loved going there.
Speaker 5: It's like such a sweet, awesome haunted town. But it
Speaker 5: was called the second most haunted town in Ohio.
Speaker 3: I took that very to heart.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there is a documentary.
Speaker 1: That's like dropped out of gorgeous. This is where the
Speaker 1: world's oldest living Lutheran.
Speaker 2: Like what towns are known for, like the riff on that,
Speaker 2: like what a small town is like Mark.
Speaker 3: For seconds, I was Haunted town in Ohio.
Speaker 5: But anyway, we went to a camp forage camp and
Speaker 5: they the counselors had all the girls line up, put
Speaker 5: a sheet over our face or like this.
Speaker 3: To this, and they had legs competition. I was twelve
Speaker 3: years and my cousin was one. There was two two
Speaker 3: horrible memories about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the competition itself.
Speaker 5: And then she was like it's nothing, it's nothing, and
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2: It's like you lose. And also there's someone who's doing that.
Speaker 5: I know, Like I forgot about that until afterwards. We
Speaker 5: were like, fucked up?
Speaker 3: Was that?
Speaker 2: Have you watched chim Crazy?
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with chimp Crazy?
Speaker 2: Are you done with it? No?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 5: The only way Yeah, that's the last one. I have
Speaker 5: to wait till you get home because my family.
Speaker 2: Would it would kill you. Oh you're watching it all together.
Speaker 2: So you you've gone to the third episode where you,
Speaker 2: I know, you.
Speaker 3: Know the truth the truth, and they know the truth,
Speaker 3: but they haven't. Oh they just told people.
Speaker 2: They just told people. Can I ask spoiler alert, what's
Speaker 2: the truth? We can't tell you what the truth is
Speaker 2: because you you I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: You just need to watch.
Speaker 5: It's really interesting because it's a lot of women.
Speaker 2: It's these women who have this obsession with these monkeys.
Speaker 2: And it's like the Peter Lady says, it's like it's
Speaker 2: this phenomenon where it's usually women, almost always women who
Speaker 2: like adopt these monkeys as if they were their own child.
Speaker 5: Yes, they want because they can keep them as these
Speaker 5: like it's such control issues, like talk about mommy dead
Speaker 5: and it's really.
Speaker 3: Like they just diaper them all, sleep with them, walk. Yes,
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 5: And but then they turned six and it's like a
Speaker 5: wild animal, right correct.
Speaker 3: They're like like it starts to get dangerous.
Speaker 2: Your baby is ripping your face off.
Speaker 5: Suddenly your baby rips someone's face off and they have
Speaker 5: the first full human face transplant.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that. Oh my god, I was watching
Speaker 2: it over shoulder. Where were we coming from? Toronto, Toronto.
Speaker 2: We were up in Toronto when we were coming back,
Speaker 2: and it was just so funny because you're watching him crazy,
Speaker 2: and I was reading this book called Status and Culture,
Speaker 2: and I was like, if this isn't roll reversal like
Speaker 2: itsal because usually I'm like watching like Housewives and I
Speaker 2: was reading a book. This was a It was. It
Speaker 2: was great from each other's amazing.
Speaker 5: There's amazing articles about Travis. Travis was the trimp, the
Speaker 5: chimps in Connecticut. And Travis apparently was even given a
Speaker 5: xanax and his orange juice that morning because Mom knew
Speaker 5: something could be off.
Speaker 2: What Yes, I know, he was jumping.
Speaker 5: Around the house. She couldn't get a handle on him.
Speaker 5: She gave him, she had to slip him a xanax.
Speaker 5: Do you on the regular basis, but that day she
Speaker 5: was like, this is a Zandy day was.
Speaker 2: Did do you think that Zanny had anything to do
Speaker 2: with him now ripping off?
Speaker 5: I think that he really saw that Elmo doll and
Speaker 5: lost it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something about Almo. Yes, didn't start.
Speaker 3: Right, it did not sit right, and then he just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Almo makes people freak the fuck out.
Speaker 5: Makes it makes me freak out. Although some kids love it.
Speaker 2: Well, always like kid's crazy. It was giving kids seizures
Speaker 2: and ship remember that, Yes, tickle, the most popular toy
Speaker 2: I think of all time was lethal. It would just
Speaker 2: shake and of course kids were gonna freak the fun out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it's weird.
Speaker 2: You're a seizure doll.
Speaker 1: Yes, that you gave to your kids and said, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone has this, and then they were like and like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You get overstimulated. It's like drinking ten of these.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that thing?
Speaker 5: I think it was in Japan, the Teletubbies where they
Speaker 5: had to pull it from the air because kids couldn't
Speaker 5: watch it with having like having another kids show. So
Speaker 5: something was going.
Speaker 2: There was something going on with kids programming and especially
Speaker 2: the culture across the board one hundred and three. Yeah,
Speaker 2: something going on with kids programming. As we're talking about theater,
Speaker 2: do you what was the last play you did or
Speaker 2: musical or something age?
Speaker 3: The last play I did was Boeing Boeing, which was.
Speaker 2: Here Wow on bad way, my God bowing bowing. Wait, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you going to do it again?
Speaker 5: You know, I gotta wait until my kids are out
Speaker 5: of the house, because it's not a mom job unless
Speaker 5: they're here, right, but I would never see them.
Speaker 1: So you are in La though, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: I love La. Now it's less kicking and screaming. I
Speaker 5: had a storage unit in Brooklyn for so long, like
Speaker 5: way too long, and we finally had everything you hauled
Speaker 5: out here. And the ship that I saved that I
Speaker 5: thought was store like storage worthy.
Speaker 3: I had like I had like bags of tights holes
Speaker 3: in them. I had tights, Yeah I need my tights.
Speaker 3: And I had tights, tights and hose and then I
Speaker 3: had like a salad spinner.
Speaker 5: A bank gave me for opening up a savings account,
Speaker 5: you know how they used to give.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm holding on to this forever.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was disgusting what we say.
Speaker 2: It's it's crazy when you realize, like there was a
Speaker 2: time when I thought this was indispensable, like some like
Speaker 2: I think you and I are like this. I don't know,
Speaker 2: did you ever have as like a person doing theater
Speaker 2: along time, like a back of props, like a bag
Speaker 2: of your own promps, like so we just get the
Speaker 2: comedy to famously, But like back in the day, like
Speaker 2: I would have I would be the keeper of the
Speaker 2: props for our sketch group, and so I had everything.
Speaker 2: You wanted to be a doctor, I got it. I
Speaker 2: got you. If you want to be a lawyer, if
Speaker 2: you want to be a redhead, what length, what style
Speaker 2: do you want? I followed it.
Speaker 1: And so now it's like I don't have anything anymore
Speaker 1: because I gave them. I think I gave them all up.
Speaker 1: And I do feel a little like, no, no, my
Speaker 1: bag of props, because one thing I had for years
Speaker 1: was my endless bag of props.
Speaker 2: But it would just be sitting there. It would be
Speaker 2: like the salad spinner.
Speaker 5: It's like, but did you have one of those noise
Speaker 5: things where it would be like people clapping carts NonStop?
Speaker 3: Oh, horns going off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean all of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know how many whistles I had from playing coaches?
Speaker 2: I'm made of whistles, babe, honey. It was almost like,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I had so many whistles. I
Speaker 2: had so many play you keep that ship because it's
Speaker 2: like and then oh, then I took the whistle and
Speaker 2: I put it on my keys. I was like, what if,
Speaker 2: what if, even if you're a man, even if anyone.
Speaker 3: Anybody have the whistle.
Speaker 2: But then like, but how do you feel about your
Speaker 2: kids stuff, like because because now you gotta like you're like,
Speaker 2: there's residue from like yes, the kids.
Speaker 5: Yes, well I know they used to think I was
Speaker 5: gaslight city because I would just throw shit away that
Speaker 5: to me was just a you know, a ball of
Speaker 5: tinfoil and they would be like where's it? Yes, And
Speaker 5: so I had to be like, Okay, they just need
Speaker 5: to It's hard for me though, because I like a
Speaker 5: clean space, but I just have to keep my space clean,
Speaker 5: just keep their doors closed.
Speaker 2: So did you have preteen children during the pandemic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was hard. It was hard to start,
Speaker 5: and they both were kind of starting. My daughter was
Speaker 5: graduating like her elementary school, which is so hard in
Speaker 5: my like they had to drive through graduation. My son
Speaker 5: was in he was in middle school, which was sucked.
Speaker 5: So it was like I would go in and check
Speaker 5: on him and the like school screen was all every
Speaker 5: kid was in the darkest, like you couldn't see their
Speaker 5: faces because who wants to be like seen at that
Speaker 5: age intensely by your classmates.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, I know it's a very depressing time to
Speaker 3: be a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially it's kind of a depressing hard time anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I know for anyone, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think anyone is the great version of themselves thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 5: Fifteen, No, but then to think that that's just in
Speaker 5: their bones like that that happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were so paranoid and scared for so long.
Speaker 1: Of course, I think that's why I really I like,
Speaker 1: I remember when Billie Eilish like really popped off. I
Speaker 1: was like I was looking at it like a millennial
Speaker 1: and being like, on face value, like I don't necessarily understand,
Speaker 1: But then you really think about it and you're like,
Speaker 1: of course, like and she's a genius, which I think
Speaker 1: when you didn't get when you first saw when she
Speaker 1: came out, she is a genius, yes, but the way
Speaker 1: she was speaking to like the people of her generation,
Speaker 1: you're like, of course that's like the person that they're
Speaker 1: going to look up to.
Speaker 2: The Smiths.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for that reason, it was like, ah, I wear
Speaker 5: black on the outside because black is what I feel.
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, that's you latch Mors.
Speaker 5: You were yeah, yeah, but that was like that music
Speaker 5: also was kind of that dark energy of like that
Speaker 5: you needed to tap into as a kid. Like that,
Speaker 5: there's something that was like mm hmm, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 5: not alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're saying Smith's came to you as like
Speaker 2: a kid and like.
Speaker 5: That was like I mean I think same age, Like
Speaker 5: it was like around that awesome era of music is
Speaker 5: like it was such a beautiful Yeah, so it must
Speaker 5: have been like fourteen fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Techno and Morrissey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's really cool. Like the VMAs were
Speaker 1: last night. There'll be a week ago. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: were last night.
Speaker 2: And what's cool about it is for the very first
Speaker 2: time in like a few years. I don't know if
Speaker 2: this speaks to whatever time we're in because it is
Speaker 2: obviously a very difficult political time, but there's a lot
Speaker 2: of really cool artists out right now. Again, I was
Speaker 2: at Coachella and I left that musical fessel being like
Speaker 2: music is in a really cool, good place. And then
Speaker 2: even watching that like very sort of like core Britain
Speaker 2: mainstream award show is like you watch it and you're like,
Speaker 2: there's like really cool artists across genre, yes, and it
Speaker 2: makes you feel like, you know, pop music is very
Speaker 2: queer right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know the way.
Speaker 1: That Chapel Roam like speaks to people is like incredible
Speaker 1: and music's amazing. Oh she's so great, but just like
Speaker 1: it makes you feel like kids are people that are
Speaker 1: forming now a musical identity are in good hands at
Speaker 1: least in that art form when it feels like film
Speaker 1: and TV is sometimes hard nowadays, Yes, music is feeling
Speaker 1: like it's in a good place.
Speaker 5: Pretty amazing though, Like my daughter who's fifteen, but like
Speaker 5: even starting at thirteen, like she would correct me like
Speaker 5: she she knows so much more than I did, or
Speaker 5: that I like she's in terms of like speaking gender
Speaker 5: speaking like she it's pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: It's not that you didn't have that background either, because
Speaker 2: just Catholic school. Well I'm saying like just in terms
Speaker 2: of like the projects you've been on where it's like, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, definitely, but like I didn't.
Speaker 5: I would always be like, hey, guys, hey guys, like
Speaker 5: that's what I had with you, guys, come on. And
Speaker 5: she was and she likes, I'm not as like strict
Speaker 5: as her in this department, but she's like, don't say guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, sure, y'all. Folks both feel like specifically regional
Speaker 2: in a way that I that I canot describe to
Speaker 2: you personally because I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all kind of started flying out of my mouth
Speaker 1: because of my exposure to Kelly Clarkson on the television.
Speaker 2: So being twelve and thirteen years.
Speaker 1: Old and being like y'all, y'all, y'all. I was saying
Speaker 1: y'all at school and they were like, why are you
Speaker 1: doing that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I don't know, and they
Speaker 1: were like, I bet it's because he likes Kelly Clarkson gay,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, ah, they connected the dots.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, middle school bullies can find your weakness and and
Speaker 1: just easier than anyone else.
Speaker 2: Just have nothing on middle school kids tacking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're vicious.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 3: It's not especially the girls, but oh the girls, I know,
Speaker 3: mean some of them. Some of them are sweethearts.
Speaker 1: We were saying the other day, like we were talking
Speaker 1: about Regina or like the character Regina Georgia and how
Speaker 1: iconic like Rachel McAdams is doing it. But unfortunately she
Speaker 1: did it so well that it did make gave a
Speaker 1: model for people. Yeah, you know what I mean, she
Speaker 1: picked up a lot from that.
Speaker 2: Ye, like the way she was mean and it was
Speaker 2: so cool and funny and influential, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I love that. It's like that, I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: I love that for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like it's there's something so dark underneath that.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, and you would be like thanks, because cool,
Speaker 5: But then inside you're like, I why do I feel
Speaker 5: like ship violated? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like it that bracelet? Where did you get it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Just you know Claire's that's really cool.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Like it's just kind of like that, You're like,
Speaker 2: let me think we feel like I was just like
Speaker 2: talk about spells.
Speaker 3: Now I won't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 2: The true witches, the true witch yol middle school. I
Speaker 2: think it's I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So we are going to do our segment here where
Speaker 1: we take sixty seconds to truly rail against something in
Speaker 1: culture that needs a railing. I have something, and I
Speaker 1: feel it's something in the culture we haven't yet spoken on.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and I used to feel complicated about it,
Speaker 2: and now I feel definitive about it, really really important.
Speaker 2: This is not rounders. I don't think so many time
Speaker 2: starts now, I don't think so. Honey. The discourse around
Speaker 2: the screen after you buy something that says to tip Guys,
Speaker 2: if you don't want to tip because you bought a
Speaker 2: water bottle, just hit zero percent. I am not behind
Speaker 2: you in the line judging you for anything unless the
Speaker 2: person has done a service where they deserve to be tipped.
Speaker 2: I personally always hit tip because I was in the
Speaker 2: service industry for ten years. I think about the pandemic
Speaker 2: when people did not have those jobs for one and
Speaker 2: a half to three years. Depending I do that, I
Speaker 2: tip thirty. That doesn't mean I think I'm fucking better
Speaker 2: than you. And this discourse around well, they shouldn't have
Speaker 2: the screen that ask for tip because I feel bad.
Speaker 2: What if someone's looking over my shoulder.
Speaker 1: My god, that is so much more embarrassing talking about
Speaker 1: that and about how well I shouldn't have to tip. Second,
Speaker 1: then it would be for me to be behind you
Speaker 1: and see that you didn't tip. It is so much
Speaker 1: more humiliating to talk about how upset you are that
Speaker 1: you're being asked to tip someone. And they discussed this
Speaker 1: on the America's Biggest horror podcast, The Daily, and I
Speaker 1: hate it every second of it.
Speaker 2: About Sabrina. It's having easy. Don't tip if you don't want.
Speaker 5: To till now, why was that a big deal because
Speaker 5: people feel like they're being like manipululated.
Speaker 1: But I have to tell you, when you're being asked
Speaker 1: a question, would you like to tip or not, that's
Speaker 1: not manipulation. You have a question, and it's an opportunity
Speaker 1: for you to give gratuity to someone who probably is
Speaker 1: making a lot less than.
Speaker 5: You hate because didn't the pay go down, like they
Speaker 5: actually actually need tips to supplement their It's like gallery.
Speaker 1: Well, there was this whole episode of The Daily that
Speaker 1: I listened to and I was shaking my head the
Speaker 1: whole time because I realized that not everyone. If you
Speaker 1: really don't work in the service industry, you actually don't know.
Speaker 1: So let me just say if you're unsure of it,
Speaker 1: like service workers make their money on tips, like that
Speaker 1: is just period. So if you're going into a restaurant
Speaker 1: and you're thinking like, oh, well, my coke was late
Speaker 1: or my this was a little bit too cold or whatever,
Speaker 1: the fuck. If you're like I'm not gonna tip, you
Speaker 1: are contributing to that person just not making money. So
Speaker 1: if that's gonna sit well in your spirit, like I'm
Speaker 1: not tipping because of this, Like fine, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 2: What makes you sleep at night? But that's totally different
Speaker 2: than this thing with the screen. Yeah, because it's like.
Speaker 1: It's not I swear to god, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you guys feel, or anyone feels. I'm never
Speaker 1: behind someone when they buy a salad at Fresh and
Speaker 1: pot and looking and being like, well, are you gonna tip?
Speaker 1: That's not something like no, if you want to, great
Speaker 1: if you don't, I'm not upset with you. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tap you on the shoulder and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I thought that was really lame. But it's in your
Speaker 1: own head. Talk to your therapist about it, don't talk to.
Speaker 2: Me about it. It's really simple, actually, because it's just
Speaker 2: the convergence of two things, which is one like tipping
Speaker 2: as part of transactional things in our society, and then
Speaker 2: the other thing is like now we have like we
Speaker 2: media everything through a screen and so like you're just
Speaker 2: gonna be asked do you want to tip? And that's okay. No,
Speaker 2: one's it's literally no gun to your head, right, and
Speaker 2: people act like there is and I think it's this.
Speaker 2: It's it just it's it speaks to something else, which
Speaker 2: is that that person on the other end. It's a
Speaker 2: little bit telling on yourself.
Speaker 1: It is because you're like, well, what, they didn't do
Speaker 1: anything to deserve that. It's like, first of all, who
Speaker 1: were you to decide what they do and do not
Speaker 1: deserve to begin with? And also it wasn't like the
Speaker 1: person asked you, like would you like to tip me?
Speaker 1: It's a thing on the screen.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: It feels very elitist to me and superior and also
Speaker 1: primarily extremely uncool. Yes, to be like really in the
Speaker 1: weeds about like this thing on the screen, it's like
Speaker 1: just hit zero percent or hit no.
Speaker 3: Yes, just do that.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good that is a good one.
Speaker 2: We got to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did. We decided, Okay, no, we decided.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So this is Bowen Yang's. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: I have a weird one. I think it's important. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's important.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is Bowen Yang's weird but important. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. As time starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Any glass like if it breaks,
Speaker 2: like that's bad, so bad, and like it is like
Speaker 2: like I'm looking at a window right now, like anyone
Speaker 2: could just break that open and like hurt someone or
Speaker 2: hurt themselves, Like should everything be looseight? Now I'm thinking
Speaker 2: like should we Surely there is something cost effective, environmentally
Speaker 2: not terrible that it can be glass that is not
Speaker 2: shatterable unless there is some emergency protocol thing. But do
Speaker 2: you agree with me? Right? Like, we don't have no
Speaker 2: need for glass in the way that we used to
Speaker 2: unless there's like an artful aspect to it, like there's
Speaker 2: a medium, like you're blowing it and you're making a
Speaker 2: beautiful vase, then it's excitable. That's acceptable. But if it's
Speaker 2: a window, or if it's like a drink, if it's drinkware,
Speaker 2: if it's stemware, I think that's scary. I think about
Speaker 2: Kill Bill volume one, when Vivia Fox is being her
Speaker 2: daughter to not walk in the living room because she
Speaker 2: might cut herself. I think about that all the time,
Speaker 2: Like you can cut yourself.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute, to say nothing of the insane,
Speaker 1: very jarring sound of glass breaking.
Speaker 3: Oh, really scary, scary.
Speaker 5: I know it was like if someone forgot they could
Speaker 5: just walk through this wall.
Speaker 2: It can be so painful.
Speaker 3: It is painful.
Speaker 5: I do at the store of the Row because it's
Speaker 5: that's fancy location in La and the glass is so clean,
Speaker 5: the glasses so clean, and it's so thick, and I
Speaker 5: couldn't buy any Everything was so fucking crazy expensive.
Speaker 3: I love their clothes, but it's so expensive. And as
Speaker 3: I was, I tried to leave it like a joke,
Speaker 3: like because I.
Speaker 5: Wasted everybody's time, Like I was like trying to get
Speaker 5: out there, like, well, I'm not buying anything.
Speaker 3: I tried on, but you know whatever.
Speaker 7: So I was like so, and then it was so
Speaker 7: hard that they had to take me, sit me down,
Speaker 7: offer me water in the glass.
Speaker 3: It was a tray, a glass tray it.
Speaker 7: Was, but it was a tray with a glass on it.
Speaker 3: Enemy And then I was like, no, I it down
Speaker 3: and I cut my finger.
Speaker 5: No it was and then it was a glass bottle
Speaker 5: of water, and I really enjoyed it while they were
Speaker 5: looking at my nose trying to make sure I didn't
Speaker 5: break it, and I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 5: I did or not.
Speaker 3: It's just what it is.
Speaker 2: Also, you are you superstitious? Yes? Why you know what
Speaker 2: happens if you break a mirror? Of course, what seven
Speaker 2: years of bad luck? I'm very superstious.
Speaker 3: That was about hats or shoes on the bed.
Speaker 2: That's also really bad. In fact, I.
Speaker 3: Feel I do it all the time. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: God, No, you shoes have to be on the ground
Speaker 1: at all times. If shoes were ever put on a
Speaker 1: table or something higher off the ground, yes, that's really
Speaker 1: bad luck. My mother did this to me.
Speaker 3: I can't mind too. And hats on the bed.
Speaker 2: I never heard hats on the bed.
Speaker 1: I do you know what I can't do ever, if
Speaker 1: I sleep with socks on. When they were when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, they told me that if you sleep
Speaker 1: with socks on, the boogeyman will come out of the clossett.
Speaker 2: So now to this day, I don't do it.
Speaker 5: That feels like an agenda by your parents is very random, right,
Speaker 5: Why didn't.
Speaker 3: They want you wear socks?
Speaker 2: I think what it was was my mom's like demon brother.
Speaker 2: When she was younger, my uncle told her like, you
Speaker 2: wear your socks like the boman is gonna come out.
Speaker 2: I terrified her, And then she told me that when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, not prescriptively, just like this is
Speaker 2: what my uncle. Your uncle told me. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, well, now I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Walking under a ladder it's a huge no walking under
Speaker 1: a ladder.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're right. There's also well I wouldn't say black cat.
Speaker 2: Oh no, black cats. I go the other way. I
Speaker 2: don't that.
Speaker 5: Black least adopted animals in a shelter because everyone thinks
Speaker 5: the same, because they are which is familiar.
Speaker 3: But you know what, they are.
Speaker 1: Adorable, they're wonderful, They're just the same someone else.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: It's too scared to even be like, I just I can't.
Speaker 2: It's at this point it's all believe path. It's a
Speaker 2: core belief.
Speaker 3: Then you're like, I'm done.
Speaker 2: No, I will go the other way. I will inconvenience myself.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. It's like it's it's a thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're not you're not. Well. My favorite line ever, I'm
Speaker 2: not superstitious, but I am a little stitious from the office.
Speaker 2: You're a little stish. I'm a little stitious, little.
Speaker 5: Nova scotious dishes.
Speaker 2: Did you say a nova scoti No?
Speaker 3: Oh, I always say that for like a little bit
Speaker 3: major laser.
Speaker 2: Major. We say that's major laser like the artists like.
Speaker 3: Diplow and yes, yes, fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're under the impression that you have, you
Speaker 2: have something.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's been I feel like it's it's.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is Catherine Hans. I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: it starts now, honeys.
Speaker 5: I don't think that anyone under the age of twenty
Speaker 5: five needs to get a butt implant.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just don't think so.
Speaker 5: I think if you are blessed enough to have a long,
Speaker 5: long life, no one really knows where they're gonna fall. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the upkeep they're gonna need for that butt, yeah, they're
Speaker 5: also just who knows if that it is a fad.
Speaker 5: We don't know if everybody's gonna need an ass that
Speaker 5: big for. You know, things come and go, right, the
Speaker 5: images of what a person is supposed to look like
Speaker 5: come and go.
Speaker 3: We remember Kate Moss.
Speaker 5: That could be a thing again, and she did not
Speaker 5: have a bubble but beyond bubble butts. And also I
Speaker 5: feel like you can tell now, I mean you obviously
Speaker 5: can tell, but I think you can't. Okay, But I
Speaker 5: do feel like because that is also the anyway.
Speaker 2: That's all okay, honey, honey.
Speaker 5: I think also because that only leads that opens the
Speaker 5: door to more. And and you're so young, and and
Speaker 5: then the cheeks and everything like it just becomes a
Speaker 5: like money cipher. You save that money, honey, save it until.
Speaker 3: You feel like you really need it and you're.
Speaker 5: Like fully formed, Like there you're still a zygot. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, yes, every day I.
Speaker 3: Love that word. I don't I might have a.
Speaker 2: Blast when is Lastela is like the first of the first.
Speaker 2: When it starts to grow a bit, last La is
Speaker 2: like pree ze. I go out almost Oh god, I
Speaker 2: love it gets fertilized, and then Blastela. I think, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, we were all blastula.
Speaker 2: We were all blasterlas at one point.
Speaker 5: You know, Oh my god, I did not. I have
Speaker 5: some things I need you to diagnose. I thought I
Speaker 5: had a blast on my own. Maybe you're going to
Speaker 5: have to check it.
Speaker 2: I'll check for any blasterlas on so.
Speaker 3: Honey, I think, so are observing?
Speaker 2: I have some questions. Are you observing that people under
Speaker 2: twenty five are getting the surgery? Yes? Really? Okay, damn,
Speaker 2: I'm not paying attention.
Speaker 5: I second of maybe that's regional though, No, no, no,
Speaker 5: it definitely yeah, I think I mean, yeah, I haven't
Speaker 5: seen it here.
Speaker 2: It literally is upkeep because you got to keep it up.
Speaker 3: You have to keep it up.
Speaker 5: I'm like, do they have like a sling that they
Speaker 5: wear to keep it up at night?
Speaker 3: What's crazy is it's like a girdle.
Speaker 2: For your Now they can you and do the injections
Speaker 2: in it too. It's like it's the BB what's that?
Speaker 3: But oh right?
Speaker 2: And also it's it's like when you're that age, like
Speaker 2: you still have like a high and tight ass, like
Speaker 2: you don't need I know, you.
Speaker 5: Still have access to the class and staying healthy. I
Speaker 5: think there's like a there's like a weird like I
Speaker 5: don't have to do anything now.
Speaker 3: But then it's like.
Speaker 2: That's what what's that teaching you? What's like you know,
Speaker 2: you're just gonna find the shortcut to everything.
Speaker 5: Everything, and then you'll go on a zembic and then
Speaker 5: it'll just be an ass walking around. Yeah, ass and
Speaker 5: teeth and you can tell I can't because they are
Speaker 5: and so I mean I think if they're good, I
Speaker 5: would know, But if they're not, it's so absurd. It's
Speaker 5: like it's like Jessica Rabbit, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: You're just like it's like intense.
Speaker 1: If you say anything has like collagen in it, it's
Speaker 1: like earlier when I said what it left here, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I have I need.
Speaker 3: But have you seen their like blood one?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, not one, because now Belahadid has one.
Speaker 5: No, this is a special doctor one who literally is
Speaker 5: like it's like a heart, you know, blood.
Speaker 3: Of a cow, you know, like bone marrow. You gotta
Speaker 3: look it up. And then they already they like make
Speaker 3: it into a smoothie.
Speaker 5: And you're like, oh yeah, blood, blood and organs.
Speaker 2: Blood and organs. This must be good.
Speaker 3: Nothing like blood and organs smooth.
Speaker 5: And a hot day just after a long uber drive.
Speaker 2: And you know, I have to say, speaking of today's
Speaker 2: a hot day. We need some relief. We all touched.
Speaker 2: We reached Nirana today. You feel like, I'm like coven
Speaker 2: was completed today.
Speaker 3: This is a coven right here that I felt like
Speaker 3: I got to one.
Speaker 2: Also, look what we're doing.
Speaker 5: Then we go there, Oh yeah, I'm sorry my my
Speaker 5: diamond ring that's not mine.
Speaker 3: No, it's got a couple of diamonds. Thanks.
Speaker 2: What are you doing the rest of the day? You
Speaker 2: going to this show later?
Speaker 3: I'm going to show later. And now I have a
Speaker 3: little then yeah, oh and I'm doing Seth Myers.
Speaker 2: I will yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a peach.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I totally.
Speaker 2: Will No, we love him. He's the best in the biz.
Speaker 3: He's so sweetie. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're going there.
Speaker 2: You're going there now. I'm gonna go there now. No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, don't worry about me. I have to go
Speaker 2: and and just hold up in an office, just like
Speaker 2: get on a zoom. It's not that cheap stuff.
Speaker 3: Wait are we in thirty roue? No, I don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck is happening? But who am I?
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: And here you are is the fucking best and the
Speaker 1: start of which, by the way, I'll say again, is
Speaker 1: so much fun.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on it, because.
Speaker 1: But the bar had to be high because everyone loved
Speaker 1: WandaVision so much and just know that like all the
Speaker 1: joy and all the like.
Speaker 2: Fun and intrigue and suspense. I can't wait. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go back and watch it because we have four, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch the next two and then be so
Speaker 2: annoyed when I ruined it for myself because then they
Speaker 2: don't the.
Speaker 3: Fifth weeks later. But it's worth it.
Speaker 1: Feels like an amazing sequel to WandaVision in a way,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 5: It completely Yeah, but like as it's the same writer
Speaker 5: who's incredible.
Speaker 2: Jack Schaeffer. Yeah, amazing that brain. It's so clear your
Speaker 2: number one of the call sheet and that you've like
Speaker 2: made this such a special project for everybody. No, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that is a huge important thing and thank
Speaker 2: you so much for being are you guys?
Speaker 3: I was so looking forward to this and it disappointed.
Speaker 2: We bring him we're gonna last one minute. Well that
Speaker 2: sucks anyway, Disney plus everybody, and we end every episode
Speaker 2: with a song. I guess it's been a long.
Speaker 3: You guys. Also, that was beautiful and your.
Speaker 2: Voice really cut the camera.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
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