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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and they

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Speaker 3: turmino and gay.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off instid.

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Speaker 2: Do wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 4: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Malborn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris? I think welcome to Do

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Speaker 5: you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 5: We are I'm just making sure I'm on the ones

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Speaker 5: and twos, adjusting the levels. We're back. This is Do

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Speaker 5: you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: I already said that we're back after what three months hiatus?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we've been busy.

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Speaker 4: We've been doing lots of things.

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Speaker 5: So get off our backs. I mean, first of.

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Speaker 2: All, first of all, we love that you're on our backs.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, stay out, fuck off, get off it. Seriously,

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you're here. Now, hop off.

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Speaker 2: You know what I was yelling to myself the other

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Speaker 2: day in the kitchen, keep it loose. I don't remember

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Speaker 2: where we were, but you remember you started yelling keep

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Speaker 2: it loose. I think I don't know if it was before,

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Speaker 2: if it was a comedy festival, it may have been

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Speaker 2: kind of a Bridgetown thing. But we just started yelling

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Speaker 2: keep it loose at each other.

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Speaker 5: Was this maybe, oh okay, now it is. Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: remember to keep it loose, back and forth.

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Speaker 2: I just like it as a concept. It's keep it loose.

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Speaker 2: It's really good advice.

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Speaker 5: Like loosey goosey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like don't tighten up, don't fucking stress out,

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Speaker 2: just keep it loose, right. I think we were talking

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Speaker 2: about for our sets, but then it really applies.

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Speaker 5: It really is. When I'm barring anyone doing their art,

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Speaker 5: it's because they don't seem to care about it while

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Speaker 5: they're doing it.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 5: So you got to keep it loose.

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Speaker 4: You got to keep it loose.

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Speaker 2: And even if everyone actually does care about it and

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Speaker 5: I feel like I was raised and my mom was

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Speaker 5: always like very tense, you know, and was not loosey goosey.

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Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, And so I think comedy is good for me.

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Speaker 5: Because it makes me be that way. I wonder if

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Speaker 5: I didn't do it, I'd probably be in a bank

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Speaker 5: with my jiggling my leg being nervous.

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Speaker 2: What if you were, I'd work in a bank, for sure.

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Speaker 5: That's the only other option.

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 2: I like to see you on the stock market ringing

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Speaker 2: that bell at nine am, or whyever they ring that bell.

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Speaker 5: Once you ring it though, you know you gotta wave

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Speaker 5: a napkin and scream.

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Speaker 2: That's your alternate life. This is your sliding doors. Chris

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Speaker 2: fairbanks you the only other place you could have gone

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Speaker 5: I guess on the corner there there was a Chase Bank.

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Speaker 5: It's really the only reason I said bank. Although I

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Speaker 5: am interested in money, are you? I have an interest

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Speaker 5: in it? Usually once a month I get very interested

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Speaker 2: First yes and how much there is or is not?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's That's about as deep as I get into the

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Speaker 5: finance game.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I have any Do you have any?

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Speaker 4: Can you double it or quadriple it? You're always asking that, Ques, I.

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Speaker 5: Love to quadriple you know what. I'm sorry, Sorry, everyone's

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Speaker 5: I'd mess up words all the time, and you don't

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Speaker 5: would every time I'd like, I've that there's a perfect example.

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Speaker 5: I would like just to start to say something when

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Speaker 4: Now you could sue her.

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Speaker 2: How that was sweat.

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Speaker 5: So many reasons. What you just heard was porcelain onto

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Speaker 5: my ivories. I just may have chipped my tooth with

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Speaker 2: But it really did make a gLing sound that I

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Speaker 2: appreciate you took the hit. You were making the sacrifice.

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Speaker 2: I got to enjoy a glean off. Your tooth really hurt.

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Speaker 2: It was very red and stumpy. God, you know that's

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Speaker 2: how I ch both my front teeth. My front teeth

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Speaker 2: that doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 5: I've never noticed that.

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Speaker 4: It's the shame of my existence.

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Speaker 5: But I've never had you in the chair. You just

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Speaker 5: didn't know. I've been a dentist this whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the banking dentist. So many yellow suspenders. But the

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Speaker 2: way I did it was both times in the same

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Speaker 2: where you just glinged your teeth with a coffee cup.

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Speaker 4: I broke out.

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Speaker 2: My two front teeth with beer bottles at two different parties.

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Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, how a gret? What were you doing when

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Speaker 5: you it's just bringing it up to your face while

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Speaker 2: The first time it was my friend Patty Leoni and

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Speaker 2: I were fighting over who could sing into the microphone,

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Speaker 2: a scorpion song at our Tahoe trip.

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Speaker 4: Our senior trip in Tahoe, Okay.

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Speaker 2: And we were very drunk and she we were fighting,

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Speaker 2: we were pulling, we were both pulling as beer bottle

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Speaker 2: as hard as we could, and then she just let go,

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck and fucking I just broke my tooth in

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Speaker 2: the drunkest drunk girl way possible.

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Speaker 5: Oh, the drunkest drunk boy way. Not that I mean

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Speaker 5: anyone could have done this, no matter your genitals. My

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Speaker 5: friend Casey Marks, we were in the desert. I can't

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Speaker 5: remember why and why there was a gun. I've never

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Speaker 5: even held a I've held one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you've held them to decide you don't like it,

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Speaker 5: And to get to sleep. And but he tried to

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Speaker 4: Roundness that makes me love him.

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Speaker 5: And he kept it that way for what Yeah. Now

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Speaker 5: he's a school teacher. He teaches like kids and none

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Speaker 5: of them know, none of them know he did that,

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Speaker 5: or that he was a pro snowboarder. He was like

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Speaker 5: a big time pro snowboarder. And I would think that

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Speaker 5: would be the first thing you'd do if you were

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Speaker 5: a teacher with a bunch of scary kids judging you,

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Speaker 5: is hang up a poster of you jumping off a

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Speaker 5: you're cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But he knows that kids they simply won't be

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Speaker 2: simply because you want them to do that, so they won't.

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Speaker 5: I think he said he said something like that. He's like,

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Speaker 5: they would smell the desperation of me hanging up that poster,

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Speaker 5: and it would have made things harder for me. So

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Speaker 5: instead I just act like a guy that could get

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Speaker 4: Yes, and oh that's good. He's short fused teacher. Yeah yeah, smart.

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Speaker 5: Sure. Oh I've seen him take punches and give them

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Speaker 5: a children. No, no, but when we were children, that

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Speaker 2: Sure, who cares? They can't do anything. They don't have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the first thing I asked when I put

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Speaker 5: up my dukes. Do you have a lawyer?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: Answer me.

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Speaker 5: Here's the two questions, question one and I'm holding up

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Speaker 5: my fists. You can't see that. How are you? How

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Speaker 5: was Australia again?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good? It was.

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Speaker 2: We have the best time. It was a whirlwind ten

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Speaker 2: day trip. We did live shows. They were great.

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Speaker 4: The people were very nice.

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Speaker 2: It's a cool city that doesn't make food with preservatives.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's a cool country, not city.

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Speaker 5: Sure, sure, and continent did they did? They did? They

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Speaker 5: really have like organic food all the time.

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Speaker 4: It's all organic.

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Speaker 2: Like the food is a bit it's delicious, but in

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Speaker 2: ordering room service breakfast. I know we've talked about me

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Speaker 2: a room service breakfast. I love to order like three

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Speaker 2: pots of coffee and some fuck and toast.

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Speaker 4: Are you listening to this? And it's good shit? But

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Speaker 2: You would open the package of butter and it was

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Speaker 2: like dark yellow to orange because it's dairy fresh butter.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, and everything's like that and it's just good

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Speaker 2: for you. My skin cleared up. Great things were having.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen this? What the health movie that I've

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Speaker 2: I've heard about it, but I've also also heard already

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Speaker 2: counter arguments about it. Oh okay, So I don't know

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Speaker 2: eating Baja Fresh.

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Speaker 5: I think we all know, though, that we should just

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Speaker 5: be eating things where you you know where it comes from.

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Speaker 5: It's expensive and difficult, and then it's like, well, every

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Speaker 5: every day, Yes, but it's easy to do it. If

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Speaker 5: you're a lonely one person lonely? Oh why I just

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Speaker 2: Mean, everything's easier when you're lonely. Could you have this

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying, if you had like three kids that

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Speaker 5: you had to feed, it's like, well, we don't have

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Speaker 5: time for all of you. That's being organic twelve times

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Speaker 5: in a day.

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Speaker 4: But here's the thing. You can also be lonely with children.

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Speaker 2: That's the saddest kind of a loneeness is when you're

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Speaker 2: surrounded by friends and family and people who love you,

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Speaker 5: That kind of cheers me up because I've been thinking

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Speaker 5: that I'm sad. I've been just coming up to children

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, you're I should have one of you.

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Speaker 5: That's not really the conversation we have, but I really

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Speaker 5: like there's a I went to a boxing party last

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Speaker 5: night and there's a sweet little girl and she was

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Speaker 5: And that's no. A three year old little girl shouldn't

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Speaker 4: He was like Geddy Lee's hot older brother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those poor people coming here to this goddamn dust

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Speaker 5: Are you going to the Emmys?

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Speaker 4: Fuck?

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Speaker 5: No, you don't care about that shit.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm like, oh God, more than anything I want

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Speaker 4: That's how I honestly feel.

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Speaker 5: One of my favorite, uh Twitter people is Pat Sage.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why he's funny, but he is. And

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Speaker 5: I don't know. It's just an old kind of conservative

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Speaker 4: Funny, Karen, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: He's a crazy Republican, is he Yeah, He's like a

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Speaker 5: Okay, I haven't seen any of that, but I did

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Speaker 5: He's like, this is stupid. It's we're we're nothing, We're

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Speaker 5: I did want to like it, but for some reason

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Speaker 2: I like the message of like, we are me too.

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Speaker 2: It's fun me too. It's a good thing to hear.

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Speaker 2: But also I think these days things are so our

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Speaker 5: And for a while I was like, I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: That's where I worked when I worked on baskets. It's

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah it is. It's all Frank Lloyd, righty.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen that building? And I don't know where

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Speaker 5: I wish that's where you rode basket. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: it looks like, Oh I hate it when you see

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Speaker 5: Oh that tow truck's taken care of it. The sights

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Speaker 2: Sites, the sounds of crunching cars. Woh, that's a nice lexus.

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Speaker 5: I always that I know what you were fishing for,

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Speaker 5: Yeah? That freeze up? Some might as well replace it

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Speaker 4: I mean you can handle it, yeah, and then some.

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Speaker 5: Well not really. I got to pay for this hip

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Speaker 2: That fucking thing. Yeah, it is like you have a

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Speaker 4: Well, it's just it's such a bad quality of life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like having a little Donald Trump in your body.

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Speaker 5: I mean people go through much worse things, of course,

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Speaker 4: Yes, and you're such a mistake.

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Speaker 5: But I don't know now. Really it made me scared,

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Speaker 4: Oh he's fine, O.

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Speaker 5: Little coffee, Oh he's smiling.

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Speaker 5: That made me sad.

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Speaker 5: gel in his hair. And we just talked about how

446
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 5: he'd been crying God, and I'm like, man, it's hard

447
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 5: for men to make friends with other men. But I

448
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 5: feel like I should have asked for his phone number,

449
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 5: because we hit it off right away immediately saying we

450
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 5: like crying. I think he was really drunk though at

451
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 5: the time.

452
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but still that level of honesty.

453
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, and I've said that before. There are

454
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 5: times where you're just watching a Toyota commercial and they

455
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 5: pick the right melodic jingle and then they show a

456
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 5: father and son or something, and then I think about

457
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 5: and then they're I'm not thinking about cars though. So

458
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's actually a good way to advertise.

459
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: But I think it is because it's getting it. It's

460
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: plucks your heart strings and so then you're not it's not.

461
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 4: About cars, it's about like life. It's like a life decision.

462
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: That's how That's what they're trying to do, right, make

463
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 2: it be like what's your lifestyle?

464
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 5: Yeah? I think that is it. I just it never

465
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 5: makes me though, remember what kind of car it was

466
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 5: a commercial for. That's true. It's just like, oh that commercial,

467
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 5: the one that made me.

468
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 2: Cry for a little while.

469
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 4: It was Subaru.

470
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: Subaru had those like date commercials where it'd be like

471
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: people that were kind of hanging out and then something

472
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: with magic would happen and they'd be in a super

473
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 2: U And that actually made me. It gave me like

474
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: a teenage longing feeling. Oh right, are those ones where

475
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 2: you're like, what, I want to be in a Subaru

476
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 2: with some fuck and somebody.

477
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree. There are certain cars that I think about, uh,

478
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 5: and that do that old Subaru's, old jeep wagoneers. I

479
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 5: love a deep yeah, longing for some family and plaid

480
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 5: couch I never had. And then uh, and then also suburbans.

481
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 5: I think about my friends whose parents had suburbans. Yeah,

482
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 5: when I see a suburban, it's like, oh man, I

483
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 5: wish I still was just sleeping over at people's houses.

484
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 5: You know, absolutely, It's like there's never you know, sleepovers

485
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 5: are so complicated nowadays, they really are. Yeah, there's so much.

486
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 2: Fighting, yeah and fucking the time. You can't just sleep anymore.

487
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 5: And I just sleep over at your house with you

488
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 5: getting the wrong idea.

489
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 4: Stop being such a slut man or woman.

490
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 5: Yes, we both decided we cry. Now let me sleep over.

491
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 4: I want to meet that guy.

492
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 2: I love the idea of a person standing like, to me,

493
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: that's such a good independent film.

494
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 4: It's like two dudes standing at a.

495
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 2: Party that one looks like a skateboarder and one looks

496
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: like he works in the financial departments. Yeah yeah, jel

497
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: in his hair and they love to talk and it goes.

498
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 5: About crying right away.

499
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 4: The first thing I would have grabbed his face.

500
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 5: I guess under the right circumstances, I could have grabbed

501
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 5: his face.

502
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 4: I would have said, be my forever.

503
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 5: We both want different things out of life. I think.

504
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 2: Okay, did you I'm sure you saw the news, But

505
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: before I left Australia, this fucking part of the valley

506
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 2: was on fire. Did you see any of it?

507
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 5: I was distracted by the fact that I was in

508
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 5: Montana and the entire state was on fire, but not

509
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 5: in a way that threatened, you know. There was pictures.

510
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 5: I saw a picture of people golfing and in the

511
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 5: background it was horribly on fire where they had to

512
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,959
Speaker 5: be sweating it.

513
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, because I think that was so it

514
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 2: was these mountains over here. So I came home from

515
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: work one night because I work in the valley that way,

516
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: and I drove and it.

517
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 4: Was all blocked by houses and stuff.

518
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 2: I drove to CVS and when I walked out of

519
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: CVS for the first time, it was unblocked view and

520
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: it looked like hell had grown up behind the Carl's

521
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 2: Junior Junior.

522
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 4: It was like the weirdest thing I'd ever.

523
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 5: Seen, right, really dramatic because you can see the flame.

524
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 5: In Montana, the entire state was on fire. But it

525
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 5: you know, there's not a lot of people. You know,

526
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 5: it's the fourth largest state. There's only less than a

527
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 5: million people there. So it's in the mountains and it's

528
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 5: in the forest. It still sucks, but it's part of

529
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 5: the process. This here was caused by a kid with fireworks, right.

530
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 4: Is that true? I think, so, oh he's going to

531
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 4: get in trouble or.

532
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 5: I'm confusing it with the Montana one. But you know,

533
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 5: fireworks are bad. They're fun, but you know you'll you'll

534
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 5: lose an eye or a finger and you'll and you'll

535
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 5: kill your states.

536
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: If you're going to do fireworks, do them in the creek.

537
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: That's what we used to do. Take him down to

538
00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 2: the craft.

539
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 5: Them in the crack.

540
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 4: In the creek. That's right.

541
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 5: Gotta doll me and the crick.

542
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 2: Here we go, Well, me and the crack right now,

543
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: that's every fourth of life.

544
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 5: In the crack on the bay. Getting the song wrong.

545
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 2: We took We would take big boxes of fireworks down

546
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 2: into the creek and it would be our family and

547
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: the hospitals and usually like one or two other neighborhood families.

548
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 4: You can fucking light an M eight down there. Nothing

549
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 4: would happen.

550
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 5: Isn't it crazy?

551
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,959
Speaker 4: They go off, they go off, but like nothing catches off?

552
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 5: Why? Why?

553
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 2: Why?

554
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 5: Why? Why? Karen? Why do they stay lit? How?

555
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 4: And why firecrackers in general?

556
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 5: What when you light a wick on a tiny explosive?

557
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 5: Why can you submerge it in water and it still

558
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 5: goes off?

559
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 4: Does it?

560
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 5: Yes?

561
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 4: Oh, well, I guess it's the way the wick is made.

562
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 5: Hmmm, it's uh yeah, I guess they are so combustible

563
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 5: that it goes beyond the extinguish old bowl properties of

564
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 5: the water. I just had an aneurysm. That's why I'm worried.

565
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 5: If you That's why I don't think too hard about anything,

566
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 5: because it sends a bubble to your brain.

567
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah that's so true.

568
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 5: But like bottle rockets, I remember shooting them and they

569
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 5: propel underwater like little submarine.

570
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 4: Oh that's rad.

571
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 5: And then they go at the end and there's bubbles.

572
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

573
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is awesome. I would do them in the creek.

574
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: Do it in the creek.

575
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 5: Do it in the creek.

576
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: Well, I don't go up a hill to do firecrackers.

577
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 2: That means you're going up into the mountains, and it's

578
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: if you're in California.

579
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 4: The mountains have been bone.

580
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 5: Dry for eight years. And the horrible irony of this

581
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 5: is the only way they're retreating to the mountains is

582
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 5: to get away from society so they don't get in trouble.

583
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 5: If it wasn't illegal and we could just light fireworks,

584
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 5: you know, it'd be safer, but more people being I suppose.

585
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: Well, or we could just burn everything down and then

586
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: give everybody fireworks and then nothing would be flammable and everyone.

587
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 4: Be having a great time.

588
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 5: Right. All we have to do is tear down society

589
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 5: and become a firework based economy.

590
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 4: We can do this, people.

591
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: We if you care about fireworks as much as I do,

592
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 2: and that include sparklers, that includes punks.

593
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 5: Your belongings, burn them for the nearest reservations. Fireworks stand

594
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 5: please and buy some black cats and little tanks. I

595
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 5: like those old paper tanks.

596
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 2: Paper tanks are good, Piccolo PiZZ are good.

597
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 5: Everyone used to buy these loud ones that would blow

598
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 5: up their Masters of the Universe dolls or whatever. I

599
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 5: just wanted the little pill that you light and it

600
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 5: turns to a black coiling snakes.

601
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 4: Those are called snakes, I think right.

602
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: I think they're called black coiling.

603
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: Snakes or is that the full name? Because I was

604
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 2: never trained with black coiled snakes. We just called them

605
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: in the creek, we call them snakes.

606
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think that was when I go to the

607
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 5: fireworks stand to be safe. My dad somehow hypnotized me

608
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 5: and believing the most boring ones were the funnest.

609
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 4: Did you have punks everything?

610
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 5: Sorry? I don't, and it don't. I mean some of

611
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 5: the kids were, Oh, you mean the turd on a stick? Yes?

612
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: Yes, uh.

613
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 5: It is, but it is manure on a wire and

614
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 5: punks are made of poop?

615
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: What?

616
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 5: Yes? Since when seventies mid seventies?

617
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: I think I never knew that. Does it smell like poop?

618
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 4: Does it?

619
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 5: No? No, you got to put it in your mouth

620
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 5: first and then smell it. You have to get it moist. Yeah,

621
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 5: and once it's in your mouth, you're like, even if

622
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 5: you never really had colmanure and a stick, you know

623
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 5: that's what it is.

624
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you got the good stuff.

625
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

626
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

627
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 5: It has to hit the back of your tongue and

628
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 5: it hit the special pooh sensory areas of the tongue.

629
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 5: I always have to get gross because I'm a boy.

630
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: You went one step too far, just like risk, just

631
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 2: like boy games. That's my still my favorite thing. And

632
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 2: so many people don't enjoy that joke. But they'll people

633
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,239
Speaker 2: will say like, would you like some salami? And I'll

634
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 2: say no, that's for boys, or like have you ever

635
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: played blank game? And I'll say, no, that's for boys.

636
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: And I think it is so hilarious to talk like

637
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: you're eight years old and people don't think it's funny.

638
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 5: Well, I mean it'll get me in hot walk because

639
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 5: I've been to an exercise for girls.

640
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, and I talk about it.

641
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 5: I really I am. It is exactly my therapy, all

642
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 5: this squatting, but they fully depending on the class, and

643
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 5: it's always I'm the only man and they will have

644
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 5: their arms like in a plea position or whatever. Curtsy whatever,

645
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 5: one arm up, one arm down, like a ballet arms,

646
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 5: and I keep mine down low because I want everyone

647
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 5: to know the business, but I don't. I Also, when

648
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 5: you're the only guy at a at a class that's

649
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 5: mostly where I do now, I'm like, oh, this is

650
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: good for my hip. I don't want them to think

651
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 5: I'm a weirdo. And also during the class, I just

652
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 5: look at the instructor like I'm trying to figure out algebra,

653
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 5: Like it's really you know, I don't want anyone to

654
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 5: think that I'm there to like look at butts, you

655
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 5: know what I mean?

656
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I say, because I was like, well, that

657
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: does sound like you're being a weird of no, staring

658
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 2: intently at the instructor and.

659
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 5: I'm really trying to do it right because there's all

660
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 5: these little little nuanced like you have to focus on

661
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 5: certain areas for an extent. You can look like you're

662
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: doing it and you're not really doing it. It's like, look,

663
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 5: I'm squatting. It's like, yeah, if I have to pretend

664
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 5: your belly button is touching your spine and then you're like,

665
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,239
Speaker 5: oh now this sucks, and I'm jiggling and shaking. You

666
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 5: have to engage your core, yeah, which is something I

667
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 5: don't believe I've engaged it right. I mean, you can

668
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 5: do setups all day, or you can ride on a bike,

669
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 5: and I I do not sweat as much as in

670
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 5: this class where I'm just doing these little tiny squats.

671
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 5: It's been really interesting, but it's helping my hip so

672
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 5: much that I'm excited about my physical future.

673
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 2: Carry Yay, finally I feel great. Also, I think it's funny.

674
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: You know what you should do in that class? You

675
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: should wear night vision goggles in there, don't you think?

676
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 2: Just really let them know that you're only there.

677
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 5: Just I just turn them.

678
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: Up, just like in Silence of the Lambs. Just fucking

679
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: throw those things down, have a moth on your shoulder,

680
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 2: and turn off the light game and be like, I'm fine,

681
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: I am.

682
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 4: Not a creep.

683
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 5: What side? What are your dimensions? By the way, I'm

684
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 5: interested in sewing?

685
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: That is fourteen roomy Okay, okay, time for class.

686
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 5: Forget.

687
00:32:54,880 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: I asked, I've actually thought recently because I've let my

688
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: physical well being really slip, and I was like, what

689
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: if I joined like one of those boxing gyms or

690
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: something that's all intensely meant like almost like strictly Armenian gangsters.

691
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, just go just dip into

692
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: a world that I do not belong in and go.

693
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 5: There, and I think you should. And also you know,

694
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: when you are dipped into this weird world you are

695
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 5: surrounded by, it will make you because you know everyone's

696
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 5: watching it. That's the thing about a class. It's like

697
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: all these everyone's kind of eyes around me because I'm

698
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 5: the odd the odd duckling. But Jesus, just a little

699
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: dough every once in a while. I'm just seventy years old

700
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 5: because I'm the odd duck and then they and it

701
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 5: makes me do it and work harder.

702
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 4: Yep, that's right.

703
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 5: Where it's a video at my house. If you like

704
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 5: decide to do some tybo videos at your house, it's

705
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 5: not going to have that the same effect as a

706
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 5: room full of army.

707
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: That's right.

708
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 4: First of all, I want to oppress Armenian man.

709
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

710
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you about the time a car

711
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 2: pulled up and a guy just extended a single red

712
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: rose to me out of his car.

713
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 5: No, that's what That's terrific.

714
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: It was I laughed so hard and was he kind

715
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: of goofy about it?

716
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 5: Or was he like being sensual.

717
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 4: I don't.

718
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: He was like he seemed like he was in his

719
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: late teens or early twenties, so I don't know what

720
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: the fuck he was doing. Yeah, yeah, And I seriously

721
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 2: didn't believe that it was a sincere thing, but it

722
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 2: was happening anyway, and I.

723
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 4: Just laughed and drove away.

724
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 5: That's terrific, though it was very I want to drive

725
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 5: around with roses and.

726
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: Done just dramatically extend them to middle aged women in

727
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: the car next to you.

728
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 4: It's really enjoyable.

729
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to drive around with pre made signs

730
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 5: just in case I was able to use them that

731
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 5: we're very specific, like you you can't turn left in

732
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 5: front of oncoming traffic. Just a sign that says that.

733
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 5: So when someone I have a sign for it, you're

734
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 5: right there and you pull up next to them, and

735
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 5: then they'll be like, oh my god, you're right. And also,

736
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 5: why the fuck do you have a sign prepared? Yeah?

737
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 4: When did you write that?

738
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 5: It's going to make them change if you read a

739
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 5: sign and it says you've got away for pedestrians when

740
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 5: you turn right, and that it and they just made

741
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 5: that offense. I've just basically repeated.

742
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: Myself, Well, no, I get it, I got it, but

743
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: I do get it.

744
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 5: I was just kind of listening, Yeah, to imagine the

745
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: actual traffic violation and worthy of a sign yea.

746
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: And how creative you could get And then how long

747
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: would you have to wait for those things to unfold

748
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 2: in front of you?

749
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but not in front of your children, like a

750
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 5: sign that says that. And it's just a dad in

751
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 5: a van.

752
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 4: How did you know, Oh, my god, I have to

753
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 4: go to church and.

754
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 5: Make them a better father and make them find Jesus.

755
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: I know you were asking earlier where the National Cremation

756
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 2: Building was.

757
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: Oh there, it is ten nine.

758
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 5: If putting a loved one in a jar isn't depressing enough,

759
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 5: come to this peach colored box.

760
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: Come to it, the smallest building to hold your biggest feeling.

761
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 5: That is the most right next to the lingerie art

762
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 5: rock movie poster. It probably didn't say lingerie.

763
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 4: It did say lingerie.

764
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 5: It sounded it seemed like it.

765
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: There's a lot of weird buildings with no windows that

766
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 2: are like gentlemen's clubs around here.

767
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 4: A little bit intimidate.

768
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 5: I like Humphrey Boguard posters and I like underpants. Let's

769
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 5: go into business.

770
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 4: Do you think that they mean it?

771
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 2: Like they're framing pictures of both Humphrey Bogart and a

772
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 2: lady in underparts?

773
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 5: I really I need to know more. It's funny. I

774
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 5: mean it's hard. Maybe they're just trying to be more

775
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 5: interesting than the international is it national or international cremation national? Yeah,

776
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 5: you got to cap it America. You don't want to

777
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 5: be cooking other people.

778
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 2: In other countries. There's all different, you know, custom you

779
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 2: don't want to get.

780
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's you don't want to offend someone first

781
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 5: of all. Yeah, I mean, come on, there's little differences

782
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 5: with I tried to. I've had my mom's ashes. I

783
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 5: don't know what to do with them. I just have

784
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 5: them in the corner. I've spread them here and there

785
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 5: and let some of them blow in the wind into

786
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 5: my sister's mouth. But I really haven't done you know A.

787
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 5: I think I got to drive to Monterey. Have you

788
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 5: ever been to Monterey?

789
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

790
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's beautiful.

791
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 5: I was born there. We left. We left when I

792
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 5: was young, but it would have been a beautiful place

793
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 5: to grow up.

794
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 2: That's lovely to go out onto one of those cliffs. Yeah,

795
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: and let them go into the ocean.

796
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, but be careful about it, like pay attention to

797
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 5: which way the wind is blowing.

798
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe you know, goggle again, the night vision goggles

799
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: could come into place, I think.

800
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 5: Especially midday. Yes, I really, yeah, I think I'm I'm

801
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 5: gonna put on night vision goggles and a cape and

802
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 5: sit it stand at the edge of a cliff and yeah, yeah.

803
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 4: Make the most of that moment.

804
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 5: What your mom would want to say? Some words?

805
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I will just a list of

806
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 2: random word because it's kind.

807
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 5: Of weird to just have her be in the corner

808
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 5: of my room where I, you know, fired and masturbace.

809
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah that is yeah, I would.

810
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: I would definitely take her out of the line of

811
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: vision when you're masturbating.

812
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 4: I don't think it's necessary.

813
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: I don't think you want to train yourself to look

814
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: at that and be a part of that.

815
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 5: It's funny thing though, it's just a black box. I

816
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 5: don't know which side her eyes are on. I turn

817
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 5: it away, but she's.

818
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 4: Still rolling her eyes and turned away. It's like this again.

819
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 5: Please, she knew she did my laundry when I was fifteen.

820
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: It was because she and she knows now she sees

821
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: all that black box. My mom is a is in

822
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: the dining room up above the like china cabinet. And

823
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: I didn't know until one night when my I, one

824
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: of the somebody made a joke about Mom not being there,

825
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: and I got my dad goes, she's here, she's right there,

826
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh my god.

827
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 5: He didn't say, oh, at your not at your house, at.

828
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 4: My dad's house.

829
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

830
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's easier for me to take because it's

831
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: at my dad's house.

832
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, I wish I could. Yeah, I just gotta

833
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 5: put it. I just gotta do something, put it in

834
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 5: a better I mean, the box has made a plastic

835
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 5: it's not a show box.

836
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 4: No, I don't think they're meant for that.

837
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: No, No, you're not supposed to show off with your

838
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: dad's relevants to show.

839
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 5: No one really wants to see you show it or

840
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 5: tell it. No, it's not a show and tell.

841
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 4: It's neither.

842
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 5: It's just a private box as it's sad miss jerk

843
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 5: off box.

844
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 4: It's all those things. I'm sorry, mom, I'm sorry. Was

845
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 4: your mom's first name again?

846
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 5: Lynn?

847
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: Lynn? That's my middle name.

848
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 5: Oh really, I didn't know that you should have.

849
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: Said it long ago, l Ynn. And that's right.

850
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 5: Mine's James.

851
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 4: Oh great, thank you.

852
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 5: I was hoping you go. That's my dad's name.

853
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 4: It is my dad's name.

854
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 5: It is.

855
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 4: It is my dad's name.

856
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 5: What.

857
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jim Kilgarrow, have we talked about this?

858
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 6: No?

859
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 4: This is this amazing, It.

860
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 5: Is amazing, this is rare. I just said that as

861
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 5: a joke.

862
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: I know, I wasn't even really Jim Kilgarrow.

863
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 5: Lynn Fair maans, Yes, good to meet you.

864
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: God, that's I mean, we've always been connected. Yeah, but

865
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 2: this really fucking galvanizes it for me.

866
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 5: It's just fucking names. Come on, I just take it away.

867
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 5: I'm the one that built it up.

868
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: And I was matching your excitement. My first boyfriend was

869
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 2: like this. I would match excitement and then be punished for.

870
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 5: Really, that's a specific cruelty.

871
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: He was very cruel and weird. I actually wouldn't call

872
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: him a boyfriend. He was a guy that I.

873
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: Spent too much time with in the nineties late eadies.

874
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 5: It was a confusing time.

875
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 4: It was a difficult time. The clothes were so ugly.

876
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, you spent too much time with him. I spent

877
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 5: too much time with pants that covered my shoes.

878
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: They were so baggy Junco jeans. Yeah, did you do

879
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 4: some junkers?

880
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I don't be crazy. I Actually it's

881
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 5: funny because as a skateboarder it is such a it

882
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 5: is such a clicky fashion conscious You don't realize when

883
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 5: you're into it. But it's like there's only certain things

884
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 5: that you wear and it has to be skate skate

885
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 5: around cool brands. Yeah, and it's so funny. I might

886
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 5: as well have been a dude that only wears Tommy

887
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 5: Hill figure in Nautica or whatever. You know. It's just

888
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 5: it's the same you think of skateboarding. It's like or

889
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 5: like punk rock kids when they put so much time

890
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 5: into their faux hawk and they're they're putting studs on

891
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 5: their jackets. It's like, wait, aren't you supposed to be like,

892
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 5: fuck you, I don't care about anything.

893
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 2: They care.

894
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 5: You have to spend the same amount of time getting

895
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 5: ready to go out to your mosh pitch show. Oh

896
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 5: we're that guy is making curious choices.

897
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 4: He's hearing what works for him. I'm gonna go to

898
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 4: the Starbucks drive through. What do you think about that?

899
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 5: I love it. I think it's a good it's a

900
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 5: good plot twist in our podcast.

901
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 4: It's a good.

902
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 2: I think it's a good I as you know, I've

903
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 2: always been very self conscious about how much I laugh

904
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 2: on this podcast, and I've.

905
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 5: Been self conscious about the fact that you've been more

906
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 5: conscious of it, and I've heard you laughing lesson I

907
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 5: think I'm less funny.

908
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 4: Really?

909
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

910
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 4: Is that? How is that the trickle down of this

911
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: neurosis of mine?

912
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 2: You try and fix yourself and you're hurting well this episode,

913
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, I simply don't feel that

914
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 2: way anymore. Oh good, I feel free because also I

915
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 2: realized not that many people make me laugh as hard

916
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: as you make me laugh. Oh thanks, So I might

917
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 2: as well do it in real time. Why repress it?

918
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 5: And I'm not getting any enjoyment out of this if

919
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 5: I'm not laughing. Yes, yeah, like right now, that moment

920
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 5: was really painfully.

921
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 4: I didn't like it.

922
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: I love the invention of Starbucks drive through. I know

923
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: it's wrong.

924
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 4: I know it's.

925
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 5: Supposed to be supporting some struggling mod pop coffee people

926
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 5: that are squishing the coffee with their feet and a

927
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 5: barrel right now, but I might be confusing that with

928
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 5: the wine.

929
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 4: Produc more wine than coffee.

930
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: But I just love it to be able to have

931
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: a coffee.

932
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 4: It just comes right onto the back of my car.

933
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 5: Whoops, whips. Yeah, we've probably mentioned Starbucks enough on this

934
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 5: podcast that we should be getting something from them, just

935
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 5: free coffee.

936
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 4: Starbucks should do We would be great.

937
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: And I think is you know, you're Starbucks sometimes and

938
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: it's music and then but you're also being forced to

939
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: overhear conversations.

940
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 4: They should play our podcast at Starbucks as.

941
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 2: The dominant conversation and then people can talk under it

942
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: so that you don't have to listen to some adults conversation.

943
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 2: You can listen to hilarious, fascinating conversation.

944
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'll still play Sarah McLaughlan or whatever that.

945
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 4: Can come in and out.

946
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but mostly it's us talking all throughout Starbucks

947
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: across the land and internationally, because I did find Starbucks

948
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 2: in every city that I went to in Australia.

949
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 5: Oh did you?

950
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I looked, is there?

951
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 5: I and you? Did you hang out with you? You

952
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 5: were just saying they're kind of it's kind of like

953
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 5: Hawaii and everyone has relaxed and kind of for lack

954
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 5: of a better term, ire, I never said I read

955
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 5: you said they were a little irim on. I think

956
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 5: you did, like remember you did that offensive accent and

957
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 5: you said, ah, yeah, and I'm like, please stop doing that.

958
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 5: But I said you and then you were like, what's what? Well,

959
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 5: I think that I'll like it. I oddly I did this.

960
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 5: There's something a movie called The bra Boys. They're like

961
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 5: kind of this rough and tumble, gangy surf group of

962
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: I don't know how poor they were though, because every

963
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 5: they had enough documentation for this documentary that they all

964
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 5: had video cameras, So it's like I didn't grow up

965
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 5: with a bunch of video cameras. Yeah either, Yeah, how

966
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 5: rough was it for them? But anyway, they one of

967
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 5: them was like going to prison. He killed someone, but

968
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 5: he still was in this contest and beat Kelly Slater

969
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 5: or something. But and they are scary, but they I

970
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 5: went to the red carpet thing and interviewed. Oddly, one

971
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 5: of the producers was this guy from Montana. It was

972
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 5: just a weird uh thing. I hate it when I

973
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 5: start a story and I forget what direction I want.

974
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 5: The point is they made me do like, oh I

975
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 5: want to audition for the Narrative movie and and uh,

976
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 5: Russell Crowe had something to do with it. So he

977
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 5: was there and they were going to make a movie

978
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 5: based on this documentary on the boys. Yeah. I don't

979
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 5: think they ever did. But I was like doing an

980
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 5: Australian accent because my boss made me do it for

981
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 5: we're having some hair issues. Sorry, no, it's okay, quit fidgeting, Karen.

982
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 5: Uh I it was, but I really worked on it

983
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: to where I was like, well, I'm going to audition

984
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 5: for the movie. What I want to be one of

985
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 5: the broad boys that whole dumb angle. But then I

986
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 5: really worked on my and they actually were all like,

987
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 5: that's not a bad accent. Oh, it was just I

988
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 5: was like blooming onions, yeah, crying, you know, I was

989
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 5: saying that stupid shit. But Russell Crowe, and I think

990
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 5: it was just on the heels of Russell Crowe throwing

991
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 5: a phone in a hotel or beating someone. I don't know.

992
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 5: He was the nicest person ever, really, Yeah, I really

993
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 5: liked Russell. Everyone was nice. Yeah, this guy's had like

994
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 5: I'm going to murder you tattooed on their neck. And

995
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 5: they would listen and they were sweet. And then when

996
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 5: we were done, I was like, thanks for doing that,

997
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 5: and they're like, no, thanks for coming here. I appreciate it.

998
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 5: They were all I was like, Australia, love it. They're

999
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 5: not a whirlwind Tasmanian, you know, like you always think.

1000
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: I always think, oh, it's like the wild West and

1001
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 5: everyone's like a little crazy, you know, because of the

1002
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 5: Tasmanian devil.

1003
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,959
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like they might be a tad bit

1004
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 2: racist and sexist in a way that's like they're just.

1005
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 4: Behind about seven years. Sure that might be a thing.

1006
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 5: Though, it's going to be the next thing I brought up.

1007
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 2: Really yeah, But I will say that on the heels

1008
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 2: of saying that we is hypocritical.

1009
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 4: Every single person. I mean, that was the.

1010
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 5: Lovely so long as you're not an aboriginal or how

1011
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 5: is that the way that there? What is their relationship

1012
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 5: to like the native folks there?

1013
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 4: I don't really know. I was only there for ten days.

1014
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 5: Because in Montana it's mostly everyone is white. So if

1015
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 5: you're racist, you're just being an idiot or you're it's

1016
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 5: the It really is the the kind of racism where

1017
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 5: it is someone being what's the word ignorant, ignorant. Thank you,

1018
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 5: good god. What's the isn't that ironic word? Did not?

1019
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 5: What's that word that means? You don't know any better?

1020
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 5: But thanks? Thanks, It's all very subtle. Here's my own Irish. Hello, Shamrocks.

1021
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 5: I just have to mention a thing from the place.

1022
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 4: Right, yep, you just name a thing I've always.

1023
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 5: Been uncomfortable about where I'm from people it's openly okay

1024
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,479
Speaker 5: to be have animosity to or it's Native American people.

1025
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 5: I don't like it. It always bothered.

1026
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 4: It's so weird.

1027
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think it's still a little like that.

1028
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 4: I think San Francisco's like that with Asian people.

1029
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's got their thing. I'm not racist, well except

1030
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 5: with the thing that exactly applies to where I live. Yes,

1031
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 5: but everyone's that way, do you. Yeah. I'll just have

1032
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 5: a iced coffee okay, in the uh you know, the

1033
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 5: medium size. I don't want to get nervous.

1034
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 4: Okay, no milk in it.

1035
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 5: No, I'm off the cow nice. I Yeah, I'm trying

1036
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 5: not to trying to have a clean, flavorless AUSSI diet.

1037
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely felt better when I came back.

1038
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 2: I was like, this is because also, everyone is so

1039
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 2: good looking there.

1040
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 4: They're so beautiful it's crazy.

1041
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 5: Well, that's one thing I've noticed about meeting Australian people

1042
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 5: here is uh, they're easy on the old eyes.

1043
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, for real, the old.

1044
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 5: They're They're inspirational in the old boner department. Guy or girl,

1045
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 5: let's sleep over.

1046
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 2: Another one of these high maintenance sleepovers.

1047
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 5: Shit, I wish we were kids so we didn't have

1048
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 5: to do this. What if I said that during sucks creepies?

1049
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 5: I wish we were kids to me, remember when things

1050
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 5: were simple. I'm done.

1051
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 4: They're still pretty simple.

1052
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 5: I'm done, I say. That's what I say. It all

1053
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 5: a sleepovers.

1054
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 6: I wish we were kids so we wouldn't have to

1055
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 6: do this so depressing. It is kind of a little bit.

1056
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 6: God's fun to be around, you know what, I will say.

1057
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 2: I did have the Wait a second, I'm sure remember

1058
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 2: this at the end of this order.

1059
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 4: Sure, let's see what happens. Can I have a gand

1060
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 4: iced coffee?

1061
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 5: Yes?

1062
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: And also a grande mocha iced with just one pump of.

1063
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 5: Chocolate suffe and anything nice coffee? No, just the coffee,

1064
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 5: no thanks, okay, and let's.

1065
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: No thanks. Anything else that's it.

1066
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 5: Should we get her name for the credit.

1067
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to have you signed this piecepaper.

1068
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 5: Yeah you don't mind.

1069
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 4: I might ask you to cut that part out.

1070
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah I can do that, can you? I mean

1071
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: it takes a little longer, But is it a big pain?

1072
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 5: It all is? All of it? All of it is

1073
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 5: a pain. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm not that guy

1074
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 5: that is efficient and good at his job in a

1075
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 5: sexy way. I'm like, ad fuck.

1076
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 4: Gott damn fucking thing.

1077
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 5: Ah, I doing that that way during stand up even.

1078
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 2: I just keep finding that I say things on podcasts

1079
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: that I'm like a month later, I'm like, I don't.

1080
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: People don't need to know that about me, right, saying

1081
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 2: things trying to think of something interesting.

1082
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 5: Well, that wasn't that revealing. I mean, we've been blurting

1083
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 5: out stuff. It's way worse than one pump of mocha? Please,

1084
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 5: and now do I have to cut that out? It's

1085
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 5: not that embarrassing. It's one pump, you know what we'd

1086
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,479
Speaker 5: have to cut out? Can I have an extra three

1087
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 5: pumps of moch Shay?

1088
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 4: Are you breathing like that?

1089
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 2: It's okay, It's just me it's just my hand.

1090
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 5: It's just your hand, everybody.

1091
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 4: Nobody can it's your.

1092
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 5: Hand, everybody. I want a man with a slow hand.

1093
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 5: Isn't song about defending yourself.

1094
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 2: I want a man that's not gonna hit me too

1095
00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 2: quick so I can get away.

1096
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 5: You know, an easy touch, you know? Oh god, it's funny.

1097
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 5: Let's break down lyrics on our next podcast.

1098
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: We should we should have multiple podcast That song actually

1099
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 2: made was popular when I was like ten, and it

1100
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: made me very uncomfortable. I was like, this is about sex,

1101
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: and we should be sitting in the car listening to it.

1102
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 5: You're right, I love with and ease.

1103
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 4: Gross and it's none of my business. Ros Pointer, Yeah,

1104
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 4: it's just sounds.

1105
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 5: You're making me think of my parents.

1106
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 4: Fucking yeah, this discussion is not for my ears.

1107
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh man, there's so many songs from that era

1108
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 5: that it's like, the only people I knew that had

1109
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 5: sex were my parents upstairs, So all those songs were

1110
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 5: super gross.

1111
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1112
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 5: Ew, I don't want my dad to have an easy

1113
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 5: touch on my mom. Ow Oh, slow, speed up those hands.

1114
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 6: Put it over it so faster now, Chris, you said

1115
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 6: you were on the road for six weeks.

1116
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 5: I was, Yeah, tell.

1117
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 2: Me give me a quick and I mean quick oversight

1118
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 2: of where you went, what happened?

1119
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 5: Oh, let me see where there I go. I went

1120
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 5: to San Francisco and did some shows. I loved that city,

1121
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 5: was like, you're in It was just shows in bars

1122
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 5: that we did this, just some shows. It wasn't nothing.

1123
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 5: But then before that, I was in Tahoe, which you mentioned,

1124
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 5: and that was around the time that the whole tiki

1125
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 5: torch white nationalized shit was happening, and I was in Nevada.

1126
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 5: You're in Nevada, You're not in There's a difference. I'm sorry, no,

1127
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 5: there is. But everyone around me looked like those the

1128
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 5: kids in that group, and I was like mad there.

1129
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 5: But and you're in a casino and that's depressing a

1130
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 5: cigarette smoke in an elevator. But then you can go

1131
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 5: out the back door and just hike up mountains. And

1132
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 5: I got all into hiking. I got these cool hiking

1133
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 5: trail shoes and it was good for me. It was

1134
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 5: like a healthy time at a let's good, you know,

1135
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 5: That's what I gleaned from it. The audience there was

1136
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 5: fifteen up, and it was good for me to be

1137
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 5: in front of nice people that want to enjoy the thing,

1138
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 5: but they're old and dumb and no offense. You saw

1139
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 5: me and in Tahoe it was good to say. And

1140
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 5: there were some podcasts people that drove all the way

1141
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 5: from somewhere and they were sweet. But really, yeah, yeah,

1142
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 5: that always happens. It's so cool.

1143
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 4: That's great.

1144
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 5: It's always just one or two people, but it's cool

1145
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 5: when they come.

1146
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 2: And it's almost like the it's this small mighty group

1147
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 2: of people who are like, we're standing by you guys,

1148
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 2: even if you don't put.

1149
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 4: Out your podcast right right, right, it's really nice.

1150
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1151
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 2: I mean when we don't put out our podcast, I

1152
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 2: get tweets from people like all week long.

1153
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 5: Well, I figured it was nothing compared to well now

1154
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have that. I feel bad for Shinead O'Connor.

1155
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 5: I thought it was nothing com beared to what you

1156
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 5: get now with my favorite murder. That's got to be

1157
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 5: you had to like you have to like filter those, right,

1158
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 5: It's got to be so many yes that it's like, okay.

1159
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 4: There's some crazy stuff.

1160
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 2: There was something the other day that I read in

1161
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 2: passing wasn't even really paying attention, and it bummed me out.

1162
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 4: For like a week and it was just a thing

1163
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 4: like it was two people talking.

1164
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 2: I don't know why I was on it at It's

1165
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 2: like someone and it was just a shitty comment that

1166
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: was very.

1167
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 4: I'm sure identif.

1168
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 2: About it didn't really matter, it was about the podcast,

1169
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 2: but it was one of those things where I was like,

1170
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 2: it's you can't there's that side of it, and no

1171
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 2: one ever talks about because everyone so badly wants success.

1172
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: People want something good to happen in their life that

1173
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 2: they pretend like there's but there is an equal downside

1174
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 2: to the upside, and you have to get right with

1175
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 2: it very quickly, even though there's no training and there's

1176
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 2: no real way to do it.

1177
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 4: You have to very quickly get used.

1178
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: To being discussed and being open to being talked about

1179
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 2: by people who aren't I.

1180
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 5: Would think for you right now, ups with as far

1181
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 5: as podcasts go, it's so good for you right now.

1182
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 5: I'm excited for you, and it's got to be exciting. Then, yeah,

1183
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 5: go ahead and bring on a few bad things, yes.

1184
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 4: Like you can't be too precious.

1185
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 5: It's pretty it's pretty cool what's happening right and it

1186
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 5: makes me wish you and I had done a theme

1187
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 5: like the Alzheimer's Night. But then that would have come

1188
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 5: to a close a dramatic one, yes, yeah.

1189
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 4: A double dramatic again.

1190
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, well, I guess this is kind of

1191
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 5: wraps it.

1192
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: Up for us, you know, But that would have we

1193
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: would have I don't know, there's a lot of responsibility

1194
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 2: in that.

1195
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd have to we would have had to have

1196
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 5: done a bunch of research. I would have to reel

1197
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 5: it in. I would always feel bad being ridiculously silly

1198
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 5: and wanting to talk about farting in front of a box.

1199
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 2: And also, it doesn't the reason that thing hit is

1200
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 2: purely what was happening culturally, not purely, but like, there's

1201
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: so much more to it than just what we were doing.

1202
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't a planned it's just like, wet this thing out.

1203
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 2: That was just like anything else we put out, but

1204
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: just because of the alchemy in the air.

1205
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, well, I'm glad we do this one.

1206
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 5: I'm glad it's about nothing and we can be silly.

1207
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. Well, that's that's the most fun. And

1208
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 4: you can just do whatever.

1209
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 5: It is fun. I want to do whatever and just

1210
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 5: have fun.

1211
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, why, that's a fucking wrong.

1212
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, there's no theme. Sorry, we're not picking up

1213
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 5: someone at four am at the expense of our own enjoyment.

1214
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: There is times hate it, hate it, hate being there,

1215
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 2: hate it, hate having to book people that we don't

1216
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 2: even necessarily like me my person.

1217
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, I'll start saying names.

1218
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 4: He doesn't give it fun.

1219
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 5: So far away pit ripped open.

1220
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: No, you have to take a swimming class with a

1221
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: bunch of women.

1222
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't wait to go tonight. I'm gonna really

1223
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 5: wear hard you promise, mm hmm. I'm gonna make my

1224
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 5: belly button touch my spine.

1225
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 2: I'll show you pull it all the way back.

1226
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot my grippy socks. I have these socks

1227
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,439
Speaker 5: with rubber on the bottom I'm supposed to wear.

1228
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 2: Look at this gorgeous money they have down there.

1229
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 5: It's transparent.

1230
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 4: There's a strip of sea through.

1231
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 2: There's the Queen of England.

1232
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 5: Looks very much like a Canadian five, scept smaller.

1233
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 4: Pretty nice, right.

1234
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 5: My favorite is the Canadian five looks a lot like that.

1235
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 5: Now there's a transparent thing. But the old one with

1236
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 5: the hockey players is my favorite because it says the

1237
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 5: quote about the blasphemy. Yeah, my years, the years of

1238
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 5: my youth were spending school, in church and on the ice,

1239
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 5: and it was the days on the ice that mattered

1240
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 5: the most. And it's on their mind. It's like hockey, Yeah,

1241
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 5: it's fucking great. I'm like, can you. I mean, that's

1242
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 5: the last thing our country would allow. Hey, which either way,

1243
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 5: it's like you're saying fuck you to school and church.

1244
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 4: It's pretty badass.

1245
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 5: That's just what. That's the kind of thoughts that guy

1246
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 5: we saw what the fanny pack has in his head

1247
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 5: as he jogs.

1248
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 4: That's right, that guy, thank you.

1249
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 5: Will you do my straw for me?

1250
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 4: Here?

1251
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 2: I won't touch your part.

1252
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 5: You can put it on. It's a turd covered punk.

1253
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 5: I s where it is. That's another thing that someone

1254
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 5: can research. Are firework punks made.

1255
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 4: Of manure and then you put them in your mouth

1256
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 4: to prove it. That's the second part of the question.

1257
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 5: That may have been my comedy routine.

1258
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 4: No, just not in the it's a piece you're working on.

1259
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 5: It's one of my skits. It's not in the routine yet,

1260
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 5: is it?

1261
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 4: Would you call it a new chunk?

1262
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 2: There's nothing I want to hear anyone talk about less

1263
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: than a chunk they're working on.

1264
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, ever, I know comedy.

1265
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah. The other night, this kid was like, oh, can

1266
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 5: I run this bit by you? And I'm like, oh no,

1267
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 5: But then he did, and I was like, oh, yeah,

1268
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 5: that will work. Sorry, I booby trapped your phone and

1269
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 5: said it there.

1270
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 4: It turned out to be an okay bit.

1271
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean a miracle. Its just like, yeah, that'll work.

1272
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 5: I guess why don't you do it? And then it

1273
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 5: didn't work.

1274
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: Well. Also, because I've never understood people asking that question

1275
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 2: when if anyone ever, anyone is ever going to say

1276
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 2: to you, all anyone will ever say to you when

1277
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 2: you ask that questions. Yeah, that's good because you've put

1278
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 2: them in an insanely awkward position and they don't want

1279
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,479
Speaker 2: to deal with your dumb bullshit. No, like it's such

1280
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 2: a weird pretending that it can be any other way.

1281
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 5: Yep, it's true. You're putting someone in a weird position

1282
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 5: and they're going to lie to you.

1283
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have to. You're making them lie to you.

1284
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't make people lie to you. Stop it. Stop it.

1285
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 5: Specific person we're talking to right now, stop it, Larry. Don't.

1286
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 5: I don't know anyone named Larry. That's why you know

1287
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 5: I say in that in my I just was like, oh,

1288
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 5: I'll just put the name Larry here. When I had

1289
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 5: a joke about it, was just like, oh, my uncle

1290
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 5: Larry's back from the army or whatever. I don't know.

1291
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,919
Speaker 5: And then I realized I do have an uncle Larry.

1292
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 5: I have two uncle Larry's. You do, And I was

1293
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 5: I was not thinking of either of them. It's just

1294
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 5: a name, I say, And then I kept saying it,

1295
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 5: and then I was like, oh my god, what if

1296
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 5: my my real uncle Larry that's alive heard this and

1297
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 5: thought I was talking about him.

1298
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 2: You are?

1299
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't though. It's just a name, a name

1300
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 5: that I plugged in after the word uncle, and then

1301
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 5: it happens to apply to a very specific person in

1302
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 5: my family.

1303
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 2: Right.

1304
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,439
Speaker 4: That's how names work.

1305
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 2: I think it's amazing that the second I say I don't.

1306
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 4: Work out your chunk, you work out a chunk on me.

1307
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 5: Who I did that? I'm just kidding? Oh god, yeah,

1308
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 5: what if I try? What do you think? Should I

1309
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 5: take that one to Tahoe?

1310
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't good. Was the Uncle Larry chunk good? It's

1311
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 2: more of a common on its meta.

1312
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 5: And I also went to Winnipeg, Canada for a festival,

1313
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 5: and it was really really pretty there.

1314
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 4: Was it already cold?

1315
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 5: It's no, it wasn't. It was hot, but it was crazy.

1316
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 5: You're not that. I always thought I was further into

1317
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 5: Canada than I really was. You're just like right down

1318
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 5: by the border. Yeah. Yeah, but it's still one.

1319
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 4: Of the coldest places in the world.

1320
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think it gets really cold there because it's

1321
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 5: the proximity to those goddamn lakes, all those lakes, even

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01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 5: the finger ones.

1323
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,959
Speaker 2: Y oh yeah, they'll finger it right up.

1324
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 5: Those legs and when they get small enough, they finger

1325
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 5: right up.

1326
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 4: We're being saucy on this episode, in a.

1327
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 5: Little little spicy I don't care. I don't care.

1328
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 2: That's what it is. It's the new This is the

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01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 2: Fall twenty seventeen.

1330
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 4: Do you need it right? Very different election.

1331
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 5: It's a new collection. That's what I wanted to say,

1332
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 5: and then you said it made me laugh, so I

1333
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 5: wish I had said it. Anyway, we're coming up on

1334
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 5: this hour here.

1335
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 4: Coming up on the hour. Yeah, we should have.

1336
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 2: The idea that do you remember the first time we

1337
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 2: told somebody we were going to do an.

1338
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 5: Autism I mean Alzheimer's the podcast.

1339
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way I think it was Destin Martin, the

1340
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 2: way he stared at us with no expression on his face.

1341
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 2: Oh right, I don't think that could have ever been

1342
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 2: a possibility.

1343
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 4: No, it was too depressing.

1344
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 5: Yes, I agree. Even just now when I said it,

1345
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what, maybe that's not true. I

1346
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 5: guess what I was thinking more is it was like,

1347
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 5: I do like that we have a free wheeling, unscripted thing.

1348
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 5: But I do appreciate when, and I'm sure you do

1349
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 5: now too, when there is a format and a theme. Yes,

1350
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 5: but I do, like you know, I have I have

1351
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 5: fun on these other ones where it's all scripted out

1352
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 5: and at but it's not as fun to do.

1353
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 4: That's all a scripted podcast.

1354
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, or not scripted whatever, but like thoroughly themes, so

1355
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 2: you're either playing a game or like it's.

1356
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 5: Very exact exactly usually it's a game.

1357
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that. Oh because you did you just

1358
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 2: did International Water.

1359
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's there. That's an example, perfect one.

1360
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 4: I love that show.

1361
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very fun, but it's like you, I you're

1362
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 5: you're not loosey goosey, but they thought this last one

1363
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 5: I was really loosey goosey yeah, so never mind, that's it.

1364
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 5: I hate it when you don't have a point.

1365
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 4: You kept it loose. That's always your point.

1366
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. Uh, it's good for your health.

1367
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 4: That makes me think, uh uh something about international waters?

1368
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 5: Oh England, m Dave Holmes. Shit, I did it. I

1369
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 5: loved Michelle Balloon and then she went to visit with you.

1370
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 2: That's right, told me about it. No, it was it

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01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 2: was more about Oh, I can't remember.

1372
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 4: I guess. Here's what I'll say.

1373
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 2: This is my advice to anyone who is starting a

1374
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 2: podcast or has a podcast that they think could be

1375
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 2: doing better somehow.

1376
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 4: Just talk faster. Oh, just talk faster.

1377
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 2: Oh.

1378
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 5: Interesting.

1379
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 2: In my opinion, so many people do podcasts and they

1380
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 2: do it as if they're looking for their keys. Oh

1381
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 2: it's that kind of like I'm thinking about what I'm

1382
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 2: talking about as I'm talking. So it's not that rushed.

1383
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 2: You got to know what you're talking about.

1384
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 5: I never really pay attention to the speed at which

1385
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 5: I'm speaking. I mean I do. I suppose just when

1386
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 5: you're giving a timeframe and you have to do a

1387
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 5: certain amount of jokes. Yeah, you're not gonna lolla.

1388
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 4: Gag, No, that's right.

1389
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 2: But I think in podcasts people feel free to and

1390
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 2: it's it makes it so boring.

1391
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 5: And I'm going to add to that unsolicited advice to

1392
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 5: whoever out there might maybe or maybe not needing it.

1393
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:57,439
Speaker 5: Don't say, uh, there's people that while they're talking there

1394
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 5: and see like that I tried to do it. I

1395
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 5: don't think I do that. You don't unless you're actually

1396
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 5: trying to think of something, right.

1397
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 2: But I guess my point is like, already have thought

1398
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 2: of it if you're going to record.

1399
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 5: It exactly right, yeah.

1400
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 2: Because a lot of podcasts are just like a fucking

1401
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 2: mind numbingly dull conversation like this one.

1402
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 5: Sure, exactly, But there's.

1403
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 2: A piece that we keep with each other about it.

1404
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 5: There's a lot of smoke and mirrors to let you

1405
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 5: know we you know, it distracts you from the fact

1406
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 5: that we're really talking about bullshit.

1407
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 4: Yes, you know thoroughly.

1408
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 5: And one of those is talking fast. You say a thing,

1409
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 5: I immediately say a thing, and pretty soon no one

1410
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 5: knows that we haven't talked about anything.

1411
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 2: It is as if we've always been talking about it.

1412
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 2: Have you ever gone to yakis Oh?

1413
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 5: No, makes me think of vomit. What do you think

1414
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 5: that guy's popping.

1415
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 2: Up yaks yakki's you.

1416
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 5: Know yakking is I mean where I'm from. That's when you.

1417
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 4: Throw up, that's vomit.

1418
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm not going to eat there. You gotta

1419
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 5: be careful. Will you name a place?

1420
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 4: It's true?

1421
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 2: Did you know that the Nova didn't sell in Mexico?

1422
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 2: It was like, the Nova's like one of Chevy's best

1423
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 2: selling cars in America, but they tried to export it

1424
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 2: to Mexico and it didn't sell because nova means no

1425
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,799
Speaker 2: go and oh.

1426
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 5: Wow, no one did that research. Huh, that's really funny.

1427
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,799
Speaker 4: The seventies when nobody did research.

1428
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yet explain to me then the popularity of the

1429
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:29,719
Speaker 5: dump cake.

1430
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 4: People love to ship and people love to eat cake.

1431
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 4: Done and done.

1432
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 5: I don't know why. I like both those things too.

1433
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:42,799
Speaker 4: Who doesn't.

1434
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 5: Sometimes at the same time, I'll bring a piece of

1435
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 5: cake while I shit there and ship like a quick

1436
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 5: fill just in with the out the old.

1437
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, it's the infinity eight going through you.

1438
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 5: It is, it is. It is actually the shape of

1439
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 5: my intestine, number eight.

1440
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 2: They're all laying down eight just in your guts and

1441
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,920
Speaker 2: then you've got the lady Kathy Baker what's her name,

1442
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 2: Kathy something that does the infomercial. Have you seen the

1443
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 2: dumb cake infomercial?

1444
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 5: Oh right, Baker Davis Junior.

1445
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 2: She just does a box of cake mix and then

1446
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 2: like a diet coke and some cheers.

1447
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so broa fucking nuts. It's so pop it

1448
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 5: is it is? Yeah, that is. That was an early

1449
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 5: sign of you know, what is happening now. I guess

1450
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 5: people loosely call it the apocalypse. Yeah, you know, I

1451
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 5: don't know of it. It is because there's a real

1452
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 5: one that's like happening environmentally, but that'll take a while.

1453
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,439
Speaker 5: I think we need to get over ourselves and realize

1454
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 5: it just means we shouldn't have kids because it's really

1455
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 5: going to fuck them over. Then there's also the one

1456
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 5: where it's like, well, hurricanes and fires all okay, So

1457
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,599
Speaker 5: then this is is there a god? Then someone's ending it? Yeah,

1458
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 5: some powers that be.

1459
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 4: Someone's doing something.

1460
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 5: So I don't know if it's a real environmental one

1461
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,599
Speaker 5: or if it's just like you know, just and then people.

1462
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 5: It's all happening at one. It's all happening very fast.

1463
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 5: But anyway, that infomercial for the dump cake was an early.

1464
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 2: Sign, pick your favorite soda. It's it with a box

1465
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 2: of cake and some pineapple rings, and then her fat

1466
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,640
Speaker 2: fingers putting the pineapple rings down into the pans.

1467
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 5: You can hear her breathing, and she leans down to

1468
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 5: do it, and then she puts on her sleep mask.

1469
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,719
Speaker 4: Then she can keep breathing.

1470
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 5: She just puts pineapple rings in her nostrils to alleviate her. Yes, yes,

1471
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 5: thank you. Put the pineapple ran up your nostrils so

1472
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 5: you can breathe another night, your favorite soda down your throat,

1473
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 5: opening up your phone hole.

1474
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 2: You're awa in a candy bar. Everything she breaks in

1475
01:10:56,120 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 2: is just like the grossest breakup of these of old bread.

1476
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:05,599
Speaker 5: No Kathy, just a list of things that shouldn't be together,

1477
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 5: exactly together. Oh god, I'm okay. I'm glad to watch

1478
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 5: that on the old tube.

1479
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 2: It's the best, the old tube of me, the old YouTube,

1480
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 2: the old YouTube.

1481
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 5: Well, we're coming up on your plate. Anything you want

1482
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 5: to plug. Oh shit, you're just gonna be in town

1483
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,639
Speaker 5: for a while and you're gonna relax and work on yourself.

1484
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 4: I'm working on myself.

1485
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm maybe I might get a job at this Whole

1486
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 2: Foods when it opens.

1487
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,880
Speaker 5: Oh that could.

1488
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I work in figs.

1489
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, big section fig I've always kind of wanted to be, uh,

1490
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 5: the guy in charge of all those different olives with.

1491
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 2: Your own little cart. That that thing that it's like

1492
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 2: a specialty.

1493
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 4: Thing these days.

1494
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always weird when there's something like a specialty.

1495
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 5: I don't like it when the salta cart comes up

1496
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 5: on me. It's like a you're is too specific. Yeah,

1497
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 5: moving along squeaky wheels. Yeah, me too. Let's let's just

1498
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,560
Speaker 5: get ready for the holidays.

1499
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,680
Speaker 4: Oh, we also have we're doing La Podfest.

1500
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that'll be great if you are coming, We

1501
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 5: are doing that. You're also doing one for my favorite murder, right.

1502
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 4: That's right. It's the whole La Podfast family together again.

1503
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,679
Speaker 5: It's going to be great. It's been a while. I've

1504
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 5: only done it as a guest, so and then you'll

1505
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 5: see who our guest is. It'll be a surprise, a.

1506
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,840
Speaker 4: Fun surprise for La Pod people.

1507
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be great.

1508
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I did it for the first time last

1509
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 2: year and it was awesome.

1510
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 5: And what are the dates. It's in a couple of weeks.

1511
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:42,879
Speaker 4: I don't remember.

1512
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,599
Speaker 2: We have an email we have to answer, yes, yeah.

1513
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 5: We'll do that when we get okay, and then you'll

1514
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 5: all know after we answer that email.

1515
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, Cryst will dub it in afterward.

1516
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 5: All right. Cool. Well, it's good to see you again, friend,

1517
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:59,280
Speaker 5: You too, my friend. Yeah, Let's let us see each

1518
01:12:59,280 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 5: other more often.

1519
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm around.

1520
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 5: You've been listening to a podcast called do you Need

1521
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 5: a Ride? E?

1522
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,320
Speaker 4: Y n A r.

1523
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 6: Oh?

1524
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 5: That actually fit? Are leaving?

1525
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?

1526
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:22,719
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

1527
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 7: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1528
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 7: time and they turning on and Gabe, we want to

1529
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 7: send you off inside.

1530
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.

1531
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it?

1532
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 4: Re scared her?

1533
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 2: Was it fine?

1534
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 5: Now?

1535
01:13:43,600 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you do you need to ride? Do you

1536
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

1537
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

1538
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,599
Speaker 1: need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris mm hm