Speaker 1: Are you leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and a terminol and gay a.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do
Speaker 1: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: And this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 1: I am in Montana in my father's painting studio. As
Speaker 1: you can see from the impressionist work behind me.
Speaker 2: It's a gorgeous gallery of Is that all Gim's work?
Speaker 1: No? No, there's more in the garage, more in my home,
Speaker 1: and more in the homes of strangers, and perhaps in
Speaker 1: a neglected gallery.
Speaker 2: But I meant is all of the on those walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is all that. And then the stuff on
Speaker 1: the bottom is my nieces and nephews. Nephew I have
Speaker 1: one nephew, the big one. But the work is my nephews.
Speaker 1: I was that was a yeah, A different apostrophe S,
Speaker 1: A possessive s. I added to my nephew, not a pluralization.
Speaker 1: I have one nephew, and it's his art. It is
Speaker 1: his singular art.
Speaker 2: I feel like, first of all, we're with you, And secondly,
Speaker 2: when are you going to start that grammar podcast?
Speaker 1: Because this is I know it's everyone's gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna it's interesting and fun to talk about.
Speaker 2: And punk stuation.
Speaker 1: Welcome to grammar talk period.
Speaker 2: That pain in the middle, I would buy that. One
Speaker 2: of the sign is that Pike's place.
Speaker 1: It is Pike's place market.
Speaker 2: Yes, I want that so bad.
Speaker 1: I bet we could work out a deal shortly. I
Speaker 1: could call my dad in He'll call his art broker
Speaker 1: and all the people that he has under him.
Speaker 2: I'll call my people.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he can't really pain anymore because a bad risk.
Speaker 1: But the memories are here.
Speaker 2: Are there any high school pictures of Chris Fairbanks that
Speaker 2: we could take a piece? Oh boy, yes, yeah, hell yeah,
Speaker 2: oh boy.
Speaker 1: This is get ready, get ready everybody. Yeah, it's actually
Speaker 1: pretty tame.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's having a great time in school.
Speaker 1: There we go, there's an angle. Yeah, Chris loose.
Speaker 2: You look like every boy on every NBC sitcom in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1: I totally I'm a I'm a regular Kirk Cameron here.
Speaker 1: He has nothing on me. Look at my face, and
Speaker 1: I'm not even an evangelical Christian. He I love the
Speaker 1: direction that Kirk Cameron's career took.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a real left turn.
Speaker 1: You might be a listener, Hi, Kirk, if you're out
Speaker 1: there living in its grace.
Speaker 2: If you haven't been Armageddon yet, and we hope you have,
Speaker 2: not welcome.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's kind of fun. If if those of
Speaker 1: you out there haven't taken a time to do it,
Speaker 1: just read his IMDb because there's a lot of straight
Speaker 1: to video Jesus learnings hidden in those in those movies.
Speaker 2: I believe the last thing I read about him was
Speaker 2: that he was very much a creationist. Oh and he's
Speaker 2: old school, Uh, super Christian.
Speaker 1: Dinosaur bones were planted to test our faith.
Speaker 2: To test us, Yeah, and I'm exhausted by them. I
Speaker 2: can't take it anymore. This test needs to end.
Speaker 1: It seems like every time I go on a hike,
Speaker 1: I stub my toe on another damn test, another dinastest.
Speaker 1: Why did they hide them all throughout Montana.
Speaker 2: You're surrounded. How is Montana give us the update? This
Speaker 2: from one state to many others.
Speaker 1: I mean I was going to give it to you,
Speaker 1: even if you have asked. I left in a car
Speaker 1: my friend from Montana, A good friend lives in Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1: We rendezvous drove separately, caravan style, drove through beautiful Las Vegas,
Speaker 1: where I did receive a speeding ticket, but she was nice.
Speaker 1: It's only time over ten over instead of twenty miles over.
Speaker 1: I was cruise controlling. Suddenly they wait at right at
Speaker 1: the border where the speed limit drops, and she got me.
Speaker 1: I will I will take that. She is a nice lady.
Speaker 1: She liked that I pulled over at a safe spot.
Speaker 1: Then we drove up to Salt Lake City, where we
Speaker 1: selept it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm so sorry. Can I do a guess
Speaker 2: on how much that ticket's going to cost you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I would like to know.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not on there.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know it didn't. It didn't say.
Speaker 2: Oh, do you have to go to court in Nevada?
Speaker 1: Now that's what I asked. As long as I paid,
Speaker 1: I don't have to go to court. But I bet
Speaker 1: it's a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're going to send you like a bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they sent me a ticket and then I call
Speaker 1: and pay this surprise amount. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Uh So my guess is like somewhere around two ninety five. Really, well,
Speaker 2: because you're only going ten miles over the speed limit,
Speaker 2: I think they adjust the rate based on how much
Speaker 2: you break the law.
Speaker 1: And I told her this and she didn't believe me,
Speaker 1: but it is the truth. I have not gotten a
Speaker 1: speeding ticket before in my life. Really ever. Wow, I drive,
Speaker 1: You're like, old man, are.
Speaker 2: You going to mar the perfect record of this young man?
Speaker 1: And she did without hesitation. I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: this might be my first ticket if you give me one.
Speaker 1: And she's like, wow, good job so far, and then
Speaker 1: she shoved it in my face. But she was nice
Speaker 1: about it. But that's kind of high. That's hired than
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: That's my guess.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. It makes sense.
Speaker 2: They really get you on those ones.
Speaker 1: And then we camped in a Walmart parking lot. The
Speaker 1: old man who started Walmart apparently was a good Sam's member,
Speaker 1: and all of its parking lots even come with water hookups.
Speaker 1: You don't usually notice when and I know you frequent Walmart.
Speaker 2: Do not do not well?
Speaker 1: Else are you going to get a TLC shirt? They
Speaker 1: have all kinds of nice shirts there. We went inside,
Speaker 1: so we were just and then left that Mormon town
Speaker 1: and drove up to Missoula the next day. It was
Speaker 1: an easy drive. I immediately went camping. I slid down
Speaker 1: on river streams with shale rock that was like covered
Speaker 1: with moss and you just sit on it and slide
Speaker 1: down like the goonies into these pools. There was like
Speaker 1: four different parts of this river. It was song was.
Speaker 2: The slide six feet are we talking twenty five feet?
Speaker 1: We are talking more than twenty five feet, some of
Speaker 1: them around twenty. The first one was a whopping fifty
Speaker 1: foot or maybe for real, where you go under a log.
Speaker 1: So I had to lay coffin style and the log
Speaker 1: went over my head. It's a very dramatic video. I
Speaker 1: will send it to you. If I put a thumping
Speaker 1: sound effect in it, it would look like we hit
Speaker 1: our heads because at the last minute you duck down
Speaker 1: out of fear, and it looks like you're flinching because
Speaker 1: you just hit your head. It's very dramatic, but it
Speaker 1: was so fun. It made me like laugh like I
Speaker 1: was fifteen years old. That was awesome.
Speaker 2: Try that one like I was, And did you scream
Speaker 2: on the way down? Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I played it really cool. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't going to be that fun. And by the
Speaker 1: third or fourth slide, yeah, I was giggling like a child.
Speaker 2: Nice. Well that sounds really fun though. Was the water
Speaker 2: really cold?
Speaker 1: It was in that river, but then the lake which
Speaker 1: is in the mountains, Like I drove up from this
Speaker 1: town of Hamilton where no one had a mask and
Speaker 1: people were judging me because I didn't because of my hair.
Speaker 1: Probably I had a mask on. They were offended by that.
Speaker 1: And then California plates that's the that's the trifecta. Well,
Speaker 1: you'll make someone angry in Red Valley County, yeah, but
Speaker 1: in Missoula's.
Speaker 2: Fun and rightfully so yeah, God, what all those things
Speaker 2: are grossed?
Speaker 1: I'm spreading false fear. But then you drive up in
Speaker 1: the mountains in this lake I thought would be so cold,
Speaker 1: because of course the water is coming from melted snow,
Speaker 1: but it was it was like our ocean that we had.
Speaker 2: Our ocean, the one we bought ear two.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to let people know about that. But
Speaker 1: Karen pulled and I pulled together. We bought some coastline
Speaker 1: right near Catalina.
Speaker 2: Oh, we had thirty billion dollars laying around, so we
Speaker 2: bought some California coastline.
Speaker 1: Hey, if I'm going I'm not gonna stop going to
Speaker 1: the beach. If I have to buy some beach so
Speaker 1: I can go there and play frisbee with my pals
Speaker 1: from a distance, That's what I.
Speaker 2: With my pals from Pepperdine. That's what I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: all of that area. Like have you ever driven and
Speaker 2: then kind of ended up in that like starbuck in Malibu?
Speaker 2: It's the most You're so close to Los Angeles. It's
Speaker 2: not like you're far a weight all and the vibe
Speaker 2: is so intentionally different. Yeah, and creepy presentational rich people.
Speaker 2: The coolest thing you can do is play it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, they don't.
Speaker 2: They don't make it a fun surprise for later. You
Speaker 2: don't have to wear a big, weird diamond necklace.
Speaker 1: No, they sell it right, Yeah, have it be a reveal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: realize that you have an equestrian store where you buy
Speaker 1: horse feed right next to a Gucci store. What kind
Speaker 1: of a person, are you? And you don't you always
Speaker 1: hear about Malibu. I wasn't expecting what looks like horse country, yep.
Speaker 1: And then the rich people just live in a sectioned
Speaker 1: off area, I guess, or on the side of that mountain.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you write down on that water, Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: it is. It is uh underwhelming.
Speaker 2: I guess it's not the it's not what you think
Speaker 2: or it's not what I made up in my head,
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah. But then you so you camped at
Speaker 2: that lake that was not freezing.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was the best. There's a campground
Speaker 1: and my friends went up early and there was two
Speaker 1: spots and we had fire. We got bit by a
Speaker 1: lot of mosquitoes and that was the only bad part.
Speaker 1: I chopped wood, we gathered wood. We went down to
Speaker 1: buy a hatchet from some nights a hardware store.
Speaker 2: From a troll a hundred a bridge.
Speaker 1: Yes, I said these riddles. Three. He presented me with
Speaker 1: a hatchet and a key to the Nome city. And
Speaker 1: it did feel like that though. It just felt like
Speaker 1: a magical Gnome land. It was great because the trees,
Speaker 1: little trees, little flowers. I just I grew up around
Speaker 1: it and of course I took it for granted. And
Speaker 1: then now I'm back up there and I was just
Speaker 1: it made me turn to a fifteen year old. I
Speaker 1: had fun camping.
Speaker 2: We used to camp in the Redwood forest, which is
Speaker 2: so crazy, dramatic, ancient like. It's so we really had
Speaker 2: it nice in northern California.
Speaker 1: Did you ever try drive through that giant redwood?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: down through there on the way back.
Speaker 2: It's totally worth it. It's the coolest stretch of land.
Speaker 2: And then there's a bigfoot element that I really appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've always been a bigfoot hunter.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: These aren't the tracks of a bear.
Speaker 2: Every This isn't a drunk man's prank from nineteen seventy
Speaker 2: two at all.
Speaker 1: Every last words from someone who dies from a bear
Speaker 1: or a drunk man prank. This is bigfoot. Certainly, not
Speaker 1: a second. Certainly not the drunk man that's lurking behind
Speaker 1: me when I'm selling hatchets over by the road. The hatchets.
Speaker 1: I took a picture of the hatchet that we bought.
Speaker 1: I took a picture of the campsite and all the
Speaker 1: Murderino comments were telling me to get the hell out
Speaker 1: of that for it, please, for the love of God.
Speaker 2: Did you guys do any hatchet throwing? I would imagine
Speaker 2: if you got drunk enough, you'd want to throw it
Speaker 2: at a tree.
Speaker 1: Well, how dare you? Of course we did get drunk,
Speaker 1: but no, we reserved that for the BB guns. We
Speaker 1: shot at pyramids of cans of seltzer and beer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we had three BB guns on hand. I don't
Speaker 1: have any friends that have hunted, so there are all
Speaker 1: BB gun owners though, and the registered licensed Daisy pump rifles.
Speaker 1: But we had so much fun by that fire. It
Speaker 1: was true.
Speaker 2: How could you be sure that you were shooting in
Speaker 2: a safe direction?
Speaker 1: I thought you could be out. Can you be sure
Speaker 1: you were having fun? That you haven't been around people
Speaker 1: and don't know what to compare it to?
Speaker 2: Anything is fun.
Speaker 1: Everyone was responsible. We picked the direction we were going
Speaker 1: to shoot, and then I did a little road scouting
Speaker 1: where I went down a little Rhodes scholaring where I
Speaker 1: went down and made sure there was nothing behind that backdrop.
Speaker 1: But it did good. Once the sling shot came out
Speaker 1: and we were actually shooting rocks, which go quite a
Speaker 1: bit further and more more dangerous than to be begun.
Speaker 1: That's when I really checked the surrounding area, our neighbors.
Speaker 1: It was mostly people up there that were running away
Speaker 1: from California or other states because Montana's numbers are pretty low. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got a test right when I got here,
Speaker 1: and I got the results the next day. I'm still negative. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Every time I do it, it's
Speaker 1: just for bragging rights. I'm negative. Yeah, but yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had a great time so far.
Speaker 2: That's great. How long are you going to stay till Christmas?
Speaker 1: I know at the every day the last week is
Speaker 1: whizzed by so fast that I feel like I might
Speaker 1: stay more than two weeks totally. I don't think I
Speaker 1: will allow myself to stay here past August. I'll just
Speaker 1: I'm putting a cap on August twenty something.
Speaker 2: And then, I mean I stayed when I went up
Speaker 2: to visit my sister, I stayed for a month. I
Speaker 2: was just like, why leave, It's like low numbers, chill,
Speaker 2: everyone's wearing masks.
Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, and my sweet neighbor is looking after
Speaker 1: my plants. I have nothing at home depending on me, certainly,
Speaker 1: not a career, just a fern and a garzalia. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what it's called, but I have two.
Speaker 2: Plants that are not a garzalia.
Speaker 1: It's a griselda and it's very green. The thing about
Speaker 1: my geralia is it is it affects my joints. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the anti inflammatory. It isn't helping. And then I
Speaker 1: hold up my hand and it's made of leaves. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen this before?
Speaker 2: That's an extreme case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my girelly is really growing.
Speaker 2: Oh my, on your caravan drive out, did at any
Speaker 2: point you and your friend ever call each other and
Speaker 2: then just talk on the phone while you were driving?
Speaker 1: Karen, we had CBE radios? What well?
Speaker 2: What you buried the lead? Are you? Why wouldn't that
Speaker 2: be the first thing out of your mouth before you say.
Speaker 1: It's been so long since I've used a walkie talkie
Speaker 1: that I forgot. They're not called a CBE radio we had.
Speaker 2: Oh, you weren't on the ye on your door.
Speaker 1: That would be required buying an out of day. I
Speaker 1: would have to buy it in a truck stop. And yeah,
Speaker 1: then you got to pick a channel.
Speaker 2: You got to get a license in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be licensed, get your radio license
Speaker 1: and you want the bb gun to go with this?
Speaker 1: Right when I was a kid in high school, it's
Speaker 1: so funny, it's such an experience. I think that most
Speaker 1: maybe it was like this when you were in high school,
Speaker 1: but all the guys with trucks had a CBE radio
Speaker 1: just to say, hey, we're eating at Little Caesar's or
Speaker 1: there's another fight today. Everyone has to go watch this fight,
Speaker 1: and you'd hear it from a CBE radio. So I
Speaker 1: for a while I was thinking about putting a CBE
Speaker 1: radio in my Ford Escort wagon, but I didn't. I
Speaker 1: realized I didn't want to go to those fights.
Speaker 2: You didn't want to be tapped into the hot line,
Speaker 2: the fight hotline.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. And then we'd talked to truckers that
Speaker 1: was like a fun thing to do.
Speaker 2: That's dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you speak in their language, like hey,
Speaker 1: I got a smoky on your Taylor Taylor tail tail
Speaker 1: Taylor to see they would have seen right through me.
Speaker 1: Once you mentioned the sewing of clothes or a music
Speaker 1: artist that wasn't born yet, they would What else do
Speaker 1: you say? You got smoky to truckers over and out
Speaker 1: Roger that.
Speaker 2: There's a big brown bear on your back door?
Speaker 1: Oh is that another? That's when I came up.
Speaker 2: During the Convoy, there was a real trucker kind of
Speaker 2: trend that happened. It was after nineteen seventy six, I
Speaker 2: would say, because that was all about the bi centennial
Speaker 2: when that kind of died down. This trucker trend started
Speaker 2: and it was all that. Remember the movie Convoy and
Speaker 2: it was like for the song cross Country, big rig
Speaker 2: truckers like racing each other I think or some or
Speaker 2: they were trying to outrun the police. It was such
Speaker 2: a weird trend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and all the movies that came out of just that,
Speaker 1: there's that subculture like Smoking the Bandit or Cannonball Run.
Speaker 1: It was all like, if we're going to be outlaws,
Speaker 1: we're going to do it on the road, and we
Speaker 1: have to have truckers out there letting us know when
Speaker 1: there's a big brown bear on.
Speaker 2: Our tail or the any which way but lose the
Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood a Ring Atang movie that was also a
Speaker 2: trucker plot line.
Speaker 1: As far as I know, the guy that he fights
Speaker 1: at the end in because that took place in Carmel
Speaker 1: and my dad was down there going to art school
Speaker 1: as far as I know, there's a character in there
Speaker 1: based on his uncle, who was a bar bouncer that
Speaker 1: did bare knuckle fighting. We can ask his uncle, Oh,
Speaker 1: your others and the character's name is Jim, And this
Speaker 1: guy's name is Jim, so maybe wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for a second, I thought you meant Clint Eastwood's uncle,
Speaker 2: which would make sense because he's a little bit closer
Speaker 2: to the project. But that's a better story because it's
Speaker 2: your dad's uncle.
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood was the mayor of the town. My dad
Speaker 1: was a radio DJ, so he knew him.
Speaker 2: Have you seen play Misty for Me wonderful film?
Speaker 1: He played a DJ in that, and so he watched
Speaker 1: my dad work.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you told me
Speaker 2: the Sorry sorry I forgot.
Speaker 1: But that is that's one of that that's like an
Speaker 1: early version of Fatal Attraction. It's like, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: It's creepier. I think it's like we've talked about all this. God, damn,
Speaker 2: it isn't that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if we talked about it. It wasn't
Speaker 1: the woman in that, the one that died on the
Speaker 1: boat where Robert Wagner.
Speaker 2: No, that's Natalie Wood. The woman in that is Jessica Walter,
Speaker 2: the killer and she's the mom from a rossaa vel moment.
Speaker 1: Okay I knew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she that's called range. She can do it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just got older and really funny. She's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a badass. Yeah, she's so good in play Misty.
Speaker 2: For me, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I need to see it. It's been since I was
Speaker 1: a little kid.
Speaker 2: Well, and also it's very seventies. We've had this conversation,
Speaker 2: but it's very seventies, so like all the shots and everything,
Speaker 2: it's very like my early memories. It was such a
Speaker 2: weird time. Yeah, Carmel is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and that's the reason we watched. Seems like
Speaker 1: old times with Chevy Chase when he was funny and Goldiehn.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh yeah, driving around our neighborhood that
Speaker 1: I didn't remember because I was a baby.
Speaker 2: You were just a baby. Now. Have you seen Foul Play?
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase and Goldiehn reunited? Yes? In San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Are they linked? Those movies are like the same characters.
Speaker 2: No, I just meant the actors wanting to work together
Speaker 2: again because the chemistry was so good.
Speaker 1: Was Charles Charles Groden in those movies.
Speaker 2: No, it was Chevy Chase, it was Goldie Han. There
Speaker 2: was a man who played in Albino, Dudley Moore played
Speaker 2: the comic relief. Yes, just Meredith. Yes there was one.
Speaker 2: There's a part that. Yes, to Bible salesman, it was
Speaker 2: what's that guy's name? He's the most like, one of
Speaker 2: the most famous because he was also in the Wizard
Speaker 2: of Oz. Billy Bartie, Billy Bardi.
Speaker 1: Hell, how the Billy Barty? He just pulled that out
Speaker 1: on nowhere.
Speaker 2: I wish I could do a fucking metal Grover scream
Speaker 2: right now to go fuck?
Speaker 5: Is that it?
Speaker 2: You know? It's you know the ones that's like where
Speaker 2: they're just screaming.
Speaker 5: You know it.
Speaker 1: It's really upsetting. There's uh a kid from is that
Speaker 1: show a typical or it's typical atypical? Yea, a typical.
Speaker 1: That child in that show is in a screamcore band
Speaker 1: and it's really funny to look it up on YouTube.
Speaker 1: That's great, right, good your holder and it's a little
Speaker 1: cute boy.
Speaker 2: Chrissy, you have a new impression. Goodbye, goodbye reggae character forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's your news. What if that guy was what if
Speaker 2: that guy she was trying to write more so because
Speaker 2: times are so hard, even though he's still in his
Speaker 2: death metal black metal screen metal band. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it's actually called, but he now is trying to
Speaker 2: be a little bit inspiring. What what do you think
Speaker 2: that would sound like? Chris?
Speaker 1: He was like Louis By, there we go.
Speaker 2: That was the moment he changes over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes place, and its split second and all
Speaker 1: this all of a sudden. His dreadlocks aren't Irie, They're
Speaker 1: more like dreadlocks from Corn.
Speaker 2: Yes, corn locks.
Speaker 1: Did you know the band Corn invent corn Rows on
Speaker 1: a white person Karen.
Speaker 2: At the Texas State Fair?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they game. They played right next to the
Speaker 1: rodeo pit.
Speaker 2: On the Carnival Cruise Line nineteen eighty two special.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I want to go on one of those
Speaker 1: Corn cruises. You know there is one, you know there is,
Speaker 1: There's a three eleven one. There's a three eleven Amberys
Speaker 1: on the Color.
Speaker 2: I don't think anymore though, right, because don't you automatically
Speaker 2: die on a cruise ship now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or they just they let you board it and
Speaker 1: then they park it off shore for many months and
Speaker 1: you get used to knowing the people at Table seven.
Speaker 2: You're just every night for dinner, it's bags of peanuts,
Speaker 2: bags of peanuts.
Speaker 1: Ugh, well, I made this episode all about me.
Speaker 2: Well, but you're the one doing something. I have nothing
Speaker 2: to report.
Speaker 1: You've got to have something.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me dig into my files.
Speaker 1: Did you get a mysterious package? Have you had any
Speaker 1: fun talks?
Speaker 2: Did you send me a package?
Speaker 1: Did you happen to get any flowers? Karen? Do you
Speaker 1: have any stories about flowers coming?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Liver flowers? What if I was that quick? It's an
Speaker 1: FTP their Grindcore division.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's hear that commercial.
Speaker 1: Do you have a loved one? Let her know that
Speaker 1: the cleansing rain is coming with a bouquet of guarzanias. Yes,
Speaker 1: call back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1: That's the key. I still I do have it, and
Speaker 1: I don't know it until I'm around a campfire with
Speaker 1: my friends because ruin that knows me. It's hard to
Speaker 1: make them laugh because most of them also do it professionally.
Speaker 1: But me and my friends we laughed and they make
Speaker 1: me laugh. We laughed so hard. And you don't get
Speaker 1: that when you're at home alone.
Speaker 2: No, you don't in the least.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, And I appreciate that people listen to our
Speaker 1: podcast and say, all of a sudden, I'm laughing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what's that like? But man, hang out
Speaker 1: with me and my friends. Just ridiculous campfire songs, just
Speaker 1: making stuff up, shooting each other with baby guns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nowhere near the face, just in the legs or the buttocks.
Speaker 1: Just so much fun. It makes you laugh so hard
Speaker 1: it hurts it first, but then it's just a fun
Speaker 1: reminder that welt on your butt as a reminder. Yes,
Speaker 1: they had a good time with your friends camping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an important You don't want to get a tattoo,
Speaker 2: and it's not convenient to bring a tatooing kit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the bebe is the second best choice.
Speaker 1: I do have a mark on my inner thigh from
Speaker 1: a BBE at my friend Ross's wedding and it is
Speaker 1: still there, So it's a lot like a tattoo.
Speaker 2: When did he get married?
Speaker 1: Oh this tattoo, this BB mark is I think five
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Yeah, you could sue him. Was he as
Speaker 2: the groom? Was he the one shooting the BB gun?
Speaker 1: There's been so many lawsuits from that wedding. All the bridesmaids,
Speaker 1: all of them got shot with BB guns. Now I
Speaker 1: was the only one. There's a little subculture at that
Speaker 1: wedding at.
Speaker 2: Where underground, Yeah, wedding underground.
Speaker 1: Every good wedding has a subculture.
Speaker 2: Yeap.
Speaker 1: And this was nowhere near the actual citizens. We had
Speaker 1: our all of all the drunk guys in one cabin
Speaker 1: shooting each other with BB guns. But we act, we
Speaker 1: clean up nice, and we were good in the wedding.
Speaker 2: I mean, thanks so much for doing the bare minimum.
Speaker 1: I I try to do the least. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Now, what would it sound like if the death metal
Speaker 2: guy went to that wedding.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, this is my best friend,
Speaker 1: and I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Boo hoo. That's
Speaker 1: it's hard to cry, but that's what sounds like. That's
Speaker 1: how it metal guy cries. Oh sorry, no, I was.
Speaker 2: Not the olymp Biscuits sound yeah, but the cry is
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: It's actually metal. People will like that crossover. Yeah, don't you.
Speaker 1: I trust me. It was Karen, not me that disturbed
Speaker 1: linkisk link Biscuit, Limp Biscuit and disturbed tote to totally
Speaker 1: different bands, different genres, and.
Speaker 2: Now watch as I destroy System of a Down.
Speaker 1: How dare you say that they.
Speaker 2: Are anything that they only play at foot locker. It's
Speaker 2: not true. They are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually kind of like a System of a Down.
Speaker 1: I'm heavy. Yeah, they are. It reminds me of Faith
Speaker 1: No More, which is one of my favorites. I have
Speaker 1: my little dark sub culture of music. Karen.
Speaker 2: Now, I can't remember if I've bragged about my Mike
Speaker 2: Patten story.
Speaker 1: No, I would have when I was go carry on.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'll tell it really past. When I was
Speaker 2: in high school. A senior in high school, Mister Buncle
Speaker 2: came and played in Pedaluma because there's a band called
Speaker 2: fire House or fire Hose Home there. Their equipment got
Speaker 2: stole and so that was like a fundraiser and mister
Speaker 2: Bungle headlined, and we went because my friend Patty was
Speaker 2: going out with a guy who was from the public
Speaker 2: high school and he was really edgy and cool, and
Speaker 2: so we were like, yeah, that's all, and we had
Speaker 2: no idea what these bands were like at all. We
Speaker 2: were just kind of trying to be cool and it
Speaker 2: was really it was really fun and cool, but then
Speaker 2: mister Buncle came out and they were so amazing, And
Speaker 2: Mike Patton is the most beautiful human being on the planet,
Speaker 2: Like he is just perfectly faced and his whole setup
Speaker 2: is it just fucking spot on? Yeah, yes, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like better, that's mean comparison. He was just
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it that better version of.
Speaker 2: All the hottest goss about late eighties punk bands. But
Speaker 2: at one point during this concert he was singing something
Speaker 2: and then it was like the bridge or whatever, and
Speaker 2: then he just turned and looked straight at me. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like the hugest room or whatever, and we were
Speaker 2: just staring for a second. It was it was I
Speaker 2: was like, well, this is now my favorite band of
Speaker 2: all time. Like had a moment, and I'm sure that
Speaker 2: he was just like probably high and just staring around
Speaker 2: at people. It wasn't like a thing, but it was
Speaker 2: so exciting. And I've always loved mister Bungle ever sing.
Speaker 1: I always did and fourth Face no more that first
Speaker 1: out I loved, I love and mister bungles from the
Speaker 1: Bay Area. So that's why your friend r spells with
Speaker 1: him and.
Speaker 2: I Norkel Norcau.
Speaker 1: Norkel Man jacked up trucks and big black socks all
Speaker 1: the way up to your knee.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: That's right, man.
Speaker 1: I know how to chop down a tree, I know
Speaker 1: how to surf, and I know how to fight, but
Speaker 1: I don't know long division.
Speaker 2: Is the flattest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the stiffest and the flattest.
Speaker 2: They wear the flattest.
Speaker 1: Hats, all right, I do too sometimes, but it's not
Speaker 1: It's a skater style, not Norkel. There's a jazz like
Speaker 1: frenetic jazz, like Zida. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: But this guy, John Zorn made all the horns and weird,
Speaker 1: the weird side of Mister Bungle from that first album,
Speaker 1: and I was so into it that I drew. I
Speaker 1: drew mister Bungle and clowns and devil stuff on my
Speaker 1: notebooks because it was in the music. But my mom
Speaker 1: listened to it and she's like, oh, this sounds cool,
Speaker 1: like you know cool.
Speaker 2: It was good times, but they just screamed.
Speaker 1: Six sixty six and she's like, ooh, Edgy, you think
Speaker 1: that scares me a little? Shit?
Speaker 2: Clean your room, cat food, tunicast role coming up.
Speaker 1: So then I got into Faith No More and he's
Speaker 1: such a good singer. Did you know he, like Mariah Carey,
Speaker 1: has seven octaves?
Speaker 2: Does he really? He is the best singer.
Speaker 1: It's his voice can do anything, and his voice no
Speaker 1: one else. It did all the monsters in I Am Legend,
Speaker 1: that Will Smith movie where it's the end of the
Speaker 1: world and when it gets start, although like all layers
Speaker 1: of Mike Patten. I saw it in the credits it
Speaker 1: said monsters Mike Patten.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: He does like voice work.
Speaker 2: What name is a shit? He's he's He's just the best.
Speaker 2: Does he still doesn't he still have long air?
Speaker 1: No, it's short now. I saw them. Actually there's a
Speaker 1: band called Dead Cross. I think that is him and
Speaker 1: a guy from Melvin's or Misfits or whatever. It's like
Speaker 1: a supergroup, I guess. And I was very excited. Rarely
Speaker 1: go to concerts, and I got a ticket and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you know, the show's twenty minutes late.
Speaker 1: Tons of parents with their kids there with giant earphones,
Speaker 1: like so their ears don't get damned. There was so
Speaker 1: many kids at this concert because I don't know, the
Speaker 1: crowd didn't want to get a sitter, and they came out.
Speaker 1: All the guys in the band came out, and they
Speaker 1: were like really serious looking and they're like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: make it tonight, Like it seemed like they're about to cry.
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh my god, this is either a
Speaker 1: prank or Mike Patton just died. Because they said he
Speaker 1: had an accident. We're sorry. We will still have a
Speaker 1: show tomorrow hopefully, so they maybe didn't even say that.
Speaker 1: Everyone thought he had died. But he was skateboarding to
Speaker 1: the show. He's in his fifties and fell and hit
Speaker 1: his head and cut his head open. So I went
Speaker 1: the next night and it was Mike Patton. Yeah, was
Speaker 1: short hair and a big band aid on his forehead. Yes,
Speaker 1: he had to get stitches because he was skateboarding to
Speaker 1: the show. How cool is Nat Karen.
Speaker 2: Of HeSE the realist of deals?
Speaker 1: He is? He is, He's skated to his Hollywood concert.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that clip of him? And he's
Speaker 2: backstage at some like Monsters of Rock style festival thing.
Speaker 2: You've seen that thing where and wolf Mother is playing.
Speaker 1: He's like in the middle of answering a question, Well
Speaker 1: the thing, what the hell is this? Credit? Would someone
Speaker 1: tell them what decade. It is got it's garbage.
Speaker 6: I remember seeing that and I'm like, oh no, but
Speaker 6: I agreed. They were like, well man, you need a woman.
Speaker 6: You kind of tell you and he's like, what is
Speaker 6: his seventies?
Speaker 1: And I know you know that they saw that and
Speaker 1: that's oh he ended that band. They wanted Mike's approval
Speaker 1: and they never got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you better get it because it's all that matters.
Speaker 2: It is else do I know that loves Mike Patten
Speaker 2: so much? But we have talked about him NonStop.
Speaker 1: There there's definitely fans of this show that have shared
Speaker 1: Mike Patten stuff with me. They're out there, Karen.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't we've probably had this conversation.
Speaker 1: I haven't, no, and I had never heard the other thing.
Speaker 1: You said, Well, I already forgot what it is. So
Speaker 1: that kind of blows Mike.
Speaker 2: Meaning the meaningful eye contact story that is not a
Speaker 2: story at all. I think you've stared me because my
Speaker 2: mouth was open. I think I was steering up, like
Speaker 2: who is this? I didn't know guys could look like this.
Speaker 1: I always heard rumors that he's maybe hard to be around.
Speaker 1: I don't care, because yeah, during this show. The next
Speaker 1: night when they did have a concert. He brought one
Speaker 1: of those kids on stage and was singing the most
Speaker 1: sounding song because it is that kind of band. This
Speaker 1: band is like a harder band than Faith No More.
Speaker 1: And there's a sweet little kid and he would like
Speaker 1: gave the mic to the kid and then the kid
Speaker 1: screamed and it was part of the song. And it
Speaker 1: was the cutest kid ever who was on stage for
Speaker 1: a whole song. And he made this kid sing and
Speaker 1: the kid was like way into it. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people in LA that were maybe at that show
Speaker 1: that remember that, but it was so great.
Speaker 2: How old three years old? Four?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Four or five? Yeah?
Speaker 2: For real?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh little kid? Not eleven, not ten, I'm not real good.
Speaker 1: I'm no younger and then younger than nine. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to say that, okay.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, could be four, could be nine.
Speaker 1: I worked at a daycare. I didn't pay attention. They
Speaker 1: were all just numbers that I had to keep track of,
Speaker 1: made sure they didn't run into the street when I worked.
Speaker 1: Beautiful father wanted to meet you.
Speaker 2: Get him in here, Hi, sweetie, Hi.
Speaker 5: I just want to compliment you too on the Oh
Speaker 5: well you I can't hear.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh well you do.
Speaker 1: Oh well you do good?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 1: Oh we do good? This, well we do thank you,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, that's a big compliment
Speaker 2: coming from you because we know you're a professional. You
Speaker 2: know how this stuff's actually done. Oh so thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, no, I just just the uh, the vibe
Speaker 5: that you two have with one of others is impressive,
Speaker 5: it really is.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks dad.
Speaker 5: And I'm a big fan of yours.
Speaker 2: Thank you me not christ Us I've like over the years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really growing on him. It's gonna blossom into
Speaker 1: a full relationship soon.
Speaker 2: Yes, keep it up. So how's everything in Montana? Jim?
Speaker 5: It's hot for you, it's hot here. But everything is good. Yeah, good, good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And the virus hasn't ravaged Montana.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 5: It's getting worse because we have people that know better yep,
Speaker 5: and don't mask up. And this this affinity for bars, huh.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I was thinking I missed going
Speaker 5: to a restaurant once in a while. But the bar thing.
Speaker 2: They're asking for it. Yeah, it's not smart, it's not smart.
Speaker 1: Bars are a big deal in Montana.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: But bars are causing problems everywhere. Yeah, that's the that's foolishness.
Speaker 1: Even in my neighborhood when everything was closed, there was
Speaker 1: one bar that was like, now we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: open up.
Speaker 2: We have they're going to power through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would walk by and glare at them,
Speaker 1: and I think I think they got the picture.
Speaker 5: Where are you, specifically, Karen, Well, I don't.
Speaker 2: Mean I'm in I'm in the valley. It's good to.
Speaker 2: It's good to. It's a good place to quarantine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm grateful.
Speaker 1: Swimming a pool that she swims in.
Speaker 2: But you're by yourself, right, Yeah, I have two dogs
Speaker 2: that I'm I'm that's bad. I know, we were just
Speaker 2: talking about it. I went home and visited my family
Speaker 2: for a month because and I didn't realize till I
Speaker 2: got there, how uh what it a weird adjustment I
Speaker 2: had made to being by myself for three months, because
Speaker 2: then I was around people and it was like, you know,
Speaker 2: like you you're kind of like weirdly excited about nothing,
Speaker 2: and you like, so everything seems hilarious and like the
Speaker 2: best thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Camping felt like it was like what is this new drug? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and real other people. Yeah, she talks to two dogs
Speaker 1: and I talked to two plants. I don't know which
Speaker 1: is lonelier.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And the only other option is being with another
Speaker 5: person and hoping that's going well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is the other end of it. I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people that maybe are going to
Speaker 1: get a divorce after this.
Speaker 5: I mean a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's it's stressful. I would it wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 2: I don't think that idea of there's just that one
Speaker 2: person's like telling you the same thing over and over,
Speaker 2: being the same thing, ordering the same thing on post Mates.
Speaker 1: And then your kid, who would maybe sometimes be at school,
Speaker 1: is just I have.
Speaker 5: So many stories throughout their young lives that all of
Speaker 5: my children started numbering them right away. Isn't that number
Speaker 5: seven mm hmm having to do with being near the water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's the biggest problem with this podcast is we
Speaker 1: Karen and I have run out of stories. We just
Speaker 1: repeated number fifty three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for real, we're bad. It's we're only we're irresponsible
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Well, no one else is confronted by it. You know,
Speaker 1: there's never a time where you're like you have to
Speaker 1: lay down all your stories and see how many you have.
Speaker 1: And that's what our job is. And I'm I have
Speaker 1: to make stuff up now. I didn't know for ramping.
Speaker 2: It's all a lot.
Speaker 1: It's all a lot.
Speaker 2: Chris, it was. You delivered it so beautifully. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: so believable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even in Montana. This is a hologram.
Speaker 1: Then my hand goes through.
Speaker 5: I remember being on the radio. I'm talking about skiing
Speaker 5: in Montana. I think I've done Monterey and like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it was a pretty primitive ski resort to one of
Speaker 5: the lifts. Just had a donkey and you grab them
Speaker 5: and the guy somebody called up and he said, you
Speaker 5: told that two years ago. So I haven't repeated myself
Speaker 5: once in two years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really.
Speaker 1: He's up, Yeah, he's up. You're the man.
Speaker 5: I mean this is four hours a day.
Speaker 2: I'm talking for real. You got to fill that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, we used, we reused jokes all the time. You
Speaker 2: have to do it.
Speaker 1: Someone made a board game like a Tic Tac toe
Speaker 1: sheet or sorry bingo sheet that had the most repeated
Speaker 1: jokes on it, and it was mostly things that I have.
Speaker 5: The test of time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, free the free space was turtle contact.
Speaker 1: And it's okay that I can repeat that, but actual
Speaker 1: statements that I've said over and over, Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 1: have a lot of repeats. I think you have a
Speaker 1: stronger brain, thanks, Chris. I try to keep it fresh.
Speaker 2: I don't rely on my old go tos like you do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: always always thinking are you kidding me? I literally told
Speaker 2: two stories in a row that I've told like three
Speaker 2: times before.
Speaker 1: I see now that it's happened so long. I think
Speaker 1: there's a paranoia that makes you think you've said everything before.
Speaker 2: Everything starts to sound familiar.
Speaker 1: Yes, saying this is a pretty good story that I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell. That means, of course I've told it before.
Speaker 1: We have no faith in ourselves.
Speaker 2: It's even harder now though, in quarantine, because yeah, like
Speaker 2: you said, it's like I don't have anything to talk
Speaker 2: about except for the kitchen or Netflix. Basically, it's a
Speaker 2: dry time for chit check topics. Right, it's tough.
Speaker 1: You gotta go camping, Karen, you gonna lie, say you're
Speaker 1: gonna win camping.
Speaker 5: I never like him.
Speaker 1: We camped throughout all of my youth, though, and now
Speaker 1: I find out my dad hated every minute. I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not an easy relaxer. You know. Once I made
Speaker 5: the fire, put up the tent, Jesus, what's here to do?
Speaker 1: I do remember you pacing around the camp site a lot.
Speaker 5: Somebody get something dirty.
Speaker 1: Oh look he's whittling again.
Speaker 5: Or you wake up in that tent in the morning
Speaker 5: and it's freezing cold, yet it was hot all night. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you feel like even dipped in honey. Yeah, oh boy,
Speaker 5: do I have to go to the bathroom man far away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That thing, that dinky thing. Gosh, this is good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Times I just went through all of it and it
Speaker 1: was great. And the tent even I'd have to wake
Speaker 1: up several times in the night because of my advanced
Speaker 1: age and the tents and was so cheap that the
Speaker 1: zipper haud get stuck. So someone just heard me at
Speaker 1: three am, five am, seven am, going, God damn it,
Speaker 1: I'm just yelling at the tent.
Speaker 2: In the mid inside. That'd be bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The age thing comes into play as you start adding
Speaker 5: them up, as I have, and you start to purchase something.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I was going to buy shingles for the
Speaker 5: roof and the guys that I want to thirty year
Speaker 5: shingle or a forty year shingle. Let's see him seventy six.
Speaker 5: Do I want to be climbing back up here at
Speaker 5: a hundred.
Speaker 1: And six or Yeah? That's the joke I always retell
Speaker 1: of my dad is he'd never He always turned down
Speaker 1: the giant mustard at Costco because he didn't want it
Speaker 1: to be the last mustache. You don't want to buy
Speaker 1: the last Yeah, to die and there to be left
Speaker 1: over mustard.
Speaker 5: Basta, that's fourteen inch bottle.
Speaker 1: He leaves his children with seven ounces of wrenches yellow
Speaker 1: and then some tabasco.
Speaker 5: You know what men in body talc is? Have you
Speaker 5: ever seen that?
Speaker 1: By men?
Speaker 2: And bye men?
Speaker 5: And thing upstairs? That was my dad's that has to
Speaker 5: be fifty years.
Speaker 1: Old, and I put it on myself. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say where, But I didn't know that it was
Speaker 1: a heirloom.
Speaker 5: Right, did you know?
Speaker 1: I used it?
Speaker 5: I don't care if you use it. I just can't
Speaker 5: throw it away because it was his.
Speaker 1: Well, I just don't know if I should be putting
Speaker 1: expired talc on my nether regions.
Speaker 2: I would not. I would not just in general, I
Speaker 2: would put it.
Speaker 5: Put it on his face. He'd shave and then use
Speaker 5: some aqua valva stuff and then he'd put this powder
Speaker 5: in his hands and get that machine. I never got it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was too scary to ask why why are you
Speaker 5: doing this? See?
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of truckers, we were talking about truckers. Dad's
Speaker 1: dad was a trucker.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, long haul or.
Speaker 5: Short short short. Yeah. He came home every night.
Speaker 1: God, I thought I was making something up.
Speaker 5: And he would pick me up and like I'd come
Speaker 5: home visiting as you are, and he'd say, well, let's
Speaker 5: go out and drive, and I get to drive that
Speaker 5: damn thing. But he'd yeah, he'd have to make out
Speaker 5: a driver trainee older and in case somebody stopped us, right,
Speaker 5: oh right, because I didn't have a teamster's license. I
Speaker 5: keep finding out to be able to drive a truck.
Speaker 5: It was a gas tanker, two trailers, two eight thousand
Speaker 5: gallon trailers. That night. That was fun. It's like you're
Speaker 5: driving a couch down the road. Yeah, because the other
Speaker 5: door is way over there, and those mirrors looking back
Speaker 5: in those mirrors and I could squash you like a bug.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was serious power.
Speaker 1: So that's another way I thought you'd never broken a law,
Speaker 1: and here I'm finding about this illegal truck driving operation.
Speaker 5: You found out I was in jail the other night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know my dad had been locked before.
Speaker 5: Why curfew violection. I was twelve years old. I was
Speaker 5: twelve years old.
Speaker 2: Before the stuff. Huh dark time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we was, you know, it was this time of year,
Speaker 5: and a pal and I were sleeping in his backyard
Speaker 5: and of course it's at midnight. Let's walk around the
Speaker 5: neighborhood and some cop sauce and started chasing while I thought,
Speaker 5: this guy can't catch me. But I ran between two
Speaker 5: houses and there was a tall fence and I was done,
Speaker 5: and they took me in, put me in the put
Speaker 5: me in the car, and took me in and started,
Speaker 5: you know, the threatening dialogue and uh interrogation. Yeah, said, uh, okay,
Speaker 5: give us your parents name, and you're going to call
Speaker 5: my father. No, that ain't happening. He gets up in
Speaker 5: three hours. You're not calling him. And they said, well,
Speaker 5: we'll put you in jail, and I said, I'm sure
Speaker 5: that'll be unpleasant, but you're not calling my dad. Finding
Speaker 5: my buddy ratted me out, and then my dad came down.
Speaker 5: He was a large man, very stoic. You never knew
Speaker 5: where you stood much.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't intimidating yet, Pattery said, walked in, put.
Speaker 5: His hand, that huge hand on my shoulder and said
Speaker 5: this one's mine. And we walked out and he said, uh,
Speaker 5: that's the policeman that caught you. I said, yeah, you
Speaker 5: could not ruin him. That was it. Never discussed again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn yeah, And then you knew it was going
Speaker 1: to be all right. There's a scene like that in
Speaker 1: Christmas Story and I don't think I have the brain
Speaker 1: power to remember it. But he thought he was going
Speaker 1: to the baby gun. Yeah, oh yeah, he thought he
Speaker 1: was gonna be in trouble. And she said, oh, he
Speaker 1: just fell on an icicle. I hear the Bears are
Speaker 1: playing tomorrow. And he was like, oh, oh yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that. Yes, we watch Christmas Story every year here.
Speaker 1: It's a tradition.
Speaker 5: It is my life. It's exactly my age, same same wallpaper,
Speaker 5: same chinnyl bedspread, shared a bed.
Speaker 1: Huh when you go home for Christmas? Do you guys
Speaker 1: have movies that you have to watch?
Speaker 2: Do we totally watch a Christmas Story? There's some channel
Speaker 2: and maybe it's what you guys do too, that plays
Speaker 2: it all day long. Oh yeah, so you we just
Speaker 2: leave it on that channel and then as people are
Speaker 2: like cooking and walking through the room or whatever, you
Speaker 2: just like sometimes turn it up, sometimes you turn it down.
Speaker 1: But we watch it all day yeah, out of order,
Speaker 1: and then you have to assemble it in your head
Speaker 1: like a Christopher Nolan movie.
Speaker 2: It's the best movie though, it really is. Like the
Speaker 2: story and those kids, everything about it is the best.
Speaker 2: Everything's so watchable.
Speaker 1: Yeeah. Yeah, totally other movie.
Speaker 2: And my dad loves it because he used to listen
Speaker 2: to those radio shows. So he was like little Orf
Speaker 2: Nanny and the you know, uh I guess lone Ranger, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right radio yeah, Dick West. Yeah, and things
Speaker 5: have cereals. You'd go to the movie theater. You walk
Speaker 5: in and you have your fifteen cents. You he's a
Speaker 5: taffy and they were pulling that had a machine that
Speaker 5: did that thing to the taffy and they put it
Speaker 5: on a piece of wax paper, real legit.
Speaker 1: And bring it into a dirty movie theater.
Speaker 5: That's right, you pop, And so you'd get movie tone.
Speaker 5: News was there was no television that this was nineteen
Speaker 5: forty eight, forty nine. Yeah, it wasn't a whole lot
Speaker 5: of television early in the day, and nothing you wanted
Speaker 5: to see in the daytime. Anyway, I think we got
Speaker 5: our first TV set and turned it on and the
Speaker 5: and the conventions were on. I think it must have
Speaker 5: been fifty two.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, every kid loves a convention, political convention.
Speaker 2: What what is this?
Speaker 1: Wow? And then you put taffy in your mouth that
Speaker 1: had a bunch of hair on it. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: get over this theater taffy.
Speaker 5: So the news in a five minute second played between
Speaker 5: movies and three or four cartoons and cereals that were
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes long. That was a continuous cliffhanger. Yeah, continuing story.
Speaker 5: A bunch of about eight guys in ill fitting suits
Speaker 5: and hats in fists fights inside a warehouse. That was
Speaker 5: a big scene you always saw.
Speaker 2: That was Tom Mix, one of those serials.
Speaker 5: X was a serious cowboy. He was kind of a
Speaker 5: tough guy. It was a real serious guy.
Speaker 1: Does your dad like Tom Nicks?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: No. One of the first jobs I got in LA
Speaker 2: was doing coverage. Somebody was trying to bring back the
Speaker 2: Tom Mix series. But I had to read the original
Speaker 2: scripts to like explain what the plots of each thing were,
Speaker 2: and I do. All I remember is the name and
Speaker 2: general kind of cowboy ness. But it was like, because
Speaker 2: they had been these kind of Cliffhangary serials that they
Speaker 2: were like they could actually repurpose them for like and
Speaker 2: remake them today. The way they did was like Perry Mason.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Bruce Willison and James Garner made a movie called Sunset
Speaker 5: or something Guy Hawk or night Hawk. It was Unset Sunset.
Speaker 5: It was a past and.
Speaker 1: It was Bruce.
Speaker 5: Willis was Tom Mix and Garner was Whyaetter who lived
Speaker 5: in to nineteen twenty five or so, you know Core
Speaker 5: He died somewhere in her And it was interesting those
Speaker 5: two guys. White was investigating something. I think it was
Speaker 5: at least fifteen percent of it that was true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was kind of fun speaking of truth that
Speaker 1: we just were talking about any which way, but loose.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a guy in it that was based on
Speaker 1: your uncle Jim I had?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Uh, my uncle Jack was very much like Jack. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there was guy in there named Jack Wilson, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 5: an actor whose name escapes me right now, but it'll
Speaker 5: come to me in twenty minutes. That's what happened later
Speaker 5: on in my life.
Speaker 1: Folks. Yeah, yeah, you can't remember the old delayy. What
Speaker 1: is this story that everyone's heard before but I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where they used to bet on fistfights. Yeah, those
Speaker 5: were they go to old days and one time, everybody
Speaker 5: go down to the lake, We're going to bet on
Speaker 5: a fistfight.
Speaker 1: And people always made my dad kick people out because
Speaker 1: they knew.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah. I worked in a bar in Coronado, and
Speaker 5: for the longest time I was confused, Why am I
Speaker 5: throwing everybody out? And because the both of the owners
Speaker 5: were big guys. And one day I asked. I said, Jesus,
Speaker 5: some of these guys are kind of tough. They've taken
Speaker 5: swings at me. And he said, well, I'll show you.
Speaker 5: Some guy came in. It's his name, scary guy came in.
Speaker 5: Let's call him Greg, That's call him.
Speaker 1: Bobby, Bobby Greg.
Speaker 5: And he said, would you show him out? And I said,
Speaker 5: there's no way in the world I'm doing anything with
Speaker 5: this guy. Pull my arms out and he said watch this.
Speaker 5: He said, this is Jack Wilson's nephew. He's going to
Speaker 5: show you to your car, do what you gotta do,
Speaker 5: and he kind of stood up straight and we walked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that guy drove home drunk.
Speaker 5: At the end of a perfect story, ran over my foot.
Speaker 2: On the way out.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: You had the reputation like you were untouchable because of
Speaker 2: your uncle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should we have this podcast? Have so many sections that
Speaker 1: we listen to some questions now, absolutely to it all
Speaker 1: and if you have an answer, have a seat.
Speaker 2: Father jump in.
Speaker 1: All right, people, same questions in there.
Speaker 2: Jim not Stephen, did you guys?
Speaker 5: That's from that's an answer, that's.
Speaker 1: From all fortune. I remember there was like an ass
Speaker 1: and someone guessed that who's the guy with hair? That's Stephen?
Speaker 2: That Stephen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we usually he has a mustache too, like we
Speaker 1: pretty much.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I I just realized we're kind of twins, kind of
Speaker 1: all right. The first question is from U Dorcas Melorcis
Speaker 1: most regrettable summer fashion choice from the past. Oh, you
Speaker 1: might have a good I can think of a few
Speaker 1: my dad had.
Speaker 5: Why haven't those pants that were all bright flowers and
Speaker 5: the Dude show, the dude shoes they were there were
Speaker 5: satell Oxford's with a heel. It was about four or
Speaker 5: five inches.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You remember Pete Wee Herman dancing on a bar. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: those similar shoes to that. Yeah. Would you say, yeah,
Speaker 5: what year is that?
Speaker 2: Is that seventy?
Speaker 5: That would be yeah, nineteen seventy mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Serious fashion back then. The very first thing that popped
Speaker 2: into my head was eighth grade I wore. We went
Speaker 2: on a field trip to Marriott's Grade America, the theme park,
Speaker 2: and me and my friend Allie Gardner wore matching white
Speaker 2: and purple striped rompers. So they were like, it was
Speaker 2: not it was all one. It was like a onesie
Speaker 2: with shorts that looked like a skirt of thing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very early eighties, you know, very pastelli. But
Speaker 2: it was also you had to take it entirely off
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom because it was like one
Speaker 2: big thing, which was very creepy at a theme park
Speaker 2: public bathroom to have to basically strip down, and it
Speaker 2: was a very it was just like two. I just
Speaker 2: remember being intensely uncomfortable all day long. It was a
Speaker 2: bad choice. I had a lot of kind of like
Speaker 2: pale leg showing, like I didn't think it through. It
Speaker 2: was one of those like junior high choices that you
Speaker 2: make and then later regret for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Oddly, though those rompers what you just described has fully
Speaker 1: come back into fashion.
Speaker 2: They haven't. In fact, I just remembered my friend Holly
Speaker 2: Gardner sent me a picture, so I can actually post
Speaker 2: a picture of the romper.
Speaker 1: All that's great about Yeah, and everyone will say I
Speaker 1: would wear.
Speaker 2: That now, Yeah, it's absolutely something that would be for
Speaker 2: sale at urban outfitters or whatever.
Speaker 1: And this is my outfit. I know I've talked about this,
Speaker 1: but you said eighth grade, and you also said amusement park.
Speaker 1: When I was at the Western Montana Fair, all excited
Speaker 1: to be friends with Ross and Andy, I wore my
Speaker 1: best those Bermuda shorts that went to my shins, a
Speaker 1: yellow button up, red suspenders, and I'd curly that mullet,
Speaker 1: and the lady that cut our hair put steps in
Speaker 1: the side, so i'd steps shaved in the side curly mullet.
Speaker 1: And we got on the teacups and I, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not a spinner, not the term in a lot of people,
Speaker 1: and I knew I was going to throw up, and
Speaker 1: I threw up on that outfit. A little bit of
Speaker 1: it got on Ross and Andy, my new friends, and
Speaker 1: I think right then, this girl Casey that I was
Speaker 1: kind of seeing in that was her. That was seventh grade.
Speaker 1: She broke up with me because I threw up. It
Speaker 1: was the worst outfit choice I've ever made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so sad. Sorry I'm laughing that far.
Speaker 5: Every year Christopher would at something in the art show
Speaker 5: at the County. Oh yeah, the Blue Ribbon every year
Speaker 5: for children. Yeah, artistic stuff one year, and I helped
Speaker 5: a little maybe from time to time. We made an
Speaker 5: army You remember that army scene. Yeah, I had all
Speaker 5: the tanks and the people blown an ath.
Speaker 1: And it's the same as my miniature love of miniatures. Now,
Speaker 1: it's exactly the same, except this was military and there
Speaker 1: was melted bloody men in the mud, and the mud
Speaker 1: was made out of tile grout.
Speaker 5: Or paintings or any artistic thing. And the last year
Speaker 5: you said, how long am I going to have to
Speaker 5: compete with these kids? I want to compete with adults?
Speaker 2: No I didn't.
Speaker 1: I felt terrible though, because I just I drew like
Speaker 1: peewee herman or a fence post or something. Those are
Speaker 1: two things. Those aren't random, and I beat I got
Speaker 1: Best in Show and this guy had spent his last
Speaker 1: twilight years carving a fucking rocking chair and he's like,
Speaker 1: this just gotta win. It's my last chance. My shitty
Speaker 1: pencil drawing of pee wee Yerman. Oh that poor old guy.
Speaker 1: I did not like that feeling.
Speaker 2: But Chris, that's the County Fair is a totally psychological game.
Speaker 2: You have to get in there and you have to
Speaker 2: beat people. Were like, face to face. You have to
Speaker 2: beat them as people.
Speaker 1: So did you ever compete in the fair circuit?
Speaker 2: I competed, yes, because I was in four H. As
Speaker 2: I've told you many times, yes, and so we competed.
Speaker 2: I showed sheep at the fair, which was a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Pictures of that as well. And we took a class
Speaker 2: that was something it was kind of like it was
Speaker 2: basically kind of a home x style four H class
Speaker 2: that we took, and we competed. This is the hilarious one.
Speaker 2: We competed by setting up place settings and everyone brought
Speaker 2: this a place setting and you had to do it,
Speaker 2: did it a certain way, and I had to have
Speaker 2: salad fork, regular fork, butter knife, regular knife, two plates.
Speaker 2: There was like all these rules, so you knew exactly
Speaker 2: how to make a perfect place setting. But then you
Speaker 2: could get decorative and thematic and you could like totally
Speaker 2: trick it out however you wanted.
Speaker 1: Did you have, I have a feeling. Did you you
Speaker 1: remember those they're like newsprint, it's like paper mache. But
Speaker 1: those napkin rings that are handmade, Yep, you paint them
Speaker 1: and that just looks like taffy from a theater.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, napkin rings were a big part of it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I got a I think I got second place
Speaker 2: for that, and I was very proud because I just
Speaker 2: used my mom's dishes and place mats. I didn't like
Speaker 2: there's some people who's like their mom went in and
Speaker 2: basically did it for them in front of everyone, and
Speaker 2: it was like crazy and themed out. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: felt I felt a lot of pride.
Speaker 1: I always got a good best design of a Pinewood
Speaker 1: Derby car and scouting. I think dad did most of
Speaker 1: the woodworking until now. I was proud of that. It
Speaker 1: was mostly dad.
Speaker 2: It's teamwork.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Plus you got a high point wait in the wheels. No,
Speaker 1: I never cheated.
Speaker 2: All right, should we do another question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do another question. Let's do it all right.
Speaker 1: This is from Liz Khalifa. If you could plan a
Speaker 1: parade to celebrate something or someone, what would it be.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Parade planning.
Speaker 2: I love a parade.
Speaker 1: You do love a parade? I love a parade. Is
Speaker 1: it the lights and chowsen dance I chief? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be. Yeah, that's that's dad's answer. A parade celebrating.
Speaker 5: A new chief executive?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, God, please, good one.
Speaker 5: Just about anybody.
Speaker 1: There's no one or there's no one my dad talks
Speaker 1: about more than mister Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should call my dad. You're you're very simpatico
Speaker 2: the two gyms.
Speaker 1: What do you think of the guy? Do you think
Speaker 1: he's doing a good job? Dad?
Speaker 5: He scares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would have a parade celebrating Well, my
Speaker 1: favorite parade float ever was this these bulldogs that would
Speaker 1: ride down. It was at the Rose Bowl Parade, and
Speaker 1: these all the other floats paled in comparison. It was
Speaker 1: these dogs that would get on a conveyor belt, jump
Speaker 1: on little snowboards, and slide down on fake snow And
Speaker 1: I want I was I interviewed the dogs. Well, I
Speaker 1: just jokingly did. But I was around these dogs at
Speaker 1: Dick van Patten's Natural Balance Food factory. Wow and uh,
Speaker 1: And I was like, can I please? Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: drop a lot of names, Dick van Patten, anyone ever
Speaker 1: hear of them?
Speaker 2: And you dropped it right to your dad, like almost confrontationally,
Speaker 2: like get Dick van Patten.
Speaker 1: Dad, we've already established and I've only partially earned his respect.
Speaker 1: I thought dig van Patten would pull me out, put
Speaker 1: you over.
Speaker 2: The top, that's what gets you there.
Speaker 1: I dressed like a maleman and I let these I
Speaker 1: pretended they were chasing me down the thing. I thought
Speaker 1: that'd be funny. Yes, I may have said that to him.
Speaker 1: There's like eight dogs on the float. I know I
Speaker 1: said that joke. I want to do a parade about
Speaker 1: those dogs.
Speaker 2: All right, that's a good one.
Speaker 5: That's a good one. Why do you have the small room?
Speaker 5: This other room was way bigger. How come you weren't
Speaker 5: in there?
Speaker 1: Why did That's a good question.
Speaker 5: I guess this is going nowhere.
Speaker 2: I didn't go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then my dad's like, hey, why did you choose
Speaker 1: this room over the other? Oh, he's having an episode.
Speaker 1: There was windows and I want to just sleep in.
Speaker 2: Guys. We can talk about this during the technical meeting
Speaker 2: after we record, and we're going to go over everything
Speaker 2: we screwed up. Don't worry, we have a chance to
Speaker 2: do this again.
Speaker 1: This goes through a labor a laborious editing process.
Speaker 2: The post production on this.
Speaker 5: Thing podcast was nine minutes long.
Speaker 2: Want I want to answer, but this is kind of
Speaker 2: corny of me, but I mean it. My hometown of Peddlala, Me, California,
Speaker 2: has the Butter and Eggs Day Parade every year. I
Speaker 2: think they do it in March or April, and it
Speaker 2: is the perfect parade. It's small town. My dad used
Speaker 2: to joke that he used to pretend like his bit
Speaker 2: was that he hated the parade. You know, he's go
Speaker 2: that thing. Anyone could be in that thing. I could
Speaker 2: jump up and walk behind some people because it's like
Speaker 2: just small town enough where it's like the four each
Speaker 2: club and then like you know, exactly like the perfect
Speaker 2: kind of it's so but it's hilarious and everyone gets
Speaker 2: really excited and the little kids get so excited to
Speaker 2: like have candy thrown at them or whatever. It's just
Speaker 2: the most charming day.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I miss things like we had the monarch butterfly thing.
Speaker 5: Oh Suver Grove, Yeah, Pacific Grove. Yeah, well you can
Speaker 5: find that Karen here three times a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Parades like those tons of pariads. Yeah, but are you
Speaker 2: I mean they're not doing them in.
Speaker 5: Hey, kid, how about a butterscotch in your eye?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what the parade's all about. Look at
Speaker 1: him crying.
Speaker 2: Oh, so many cellophane injuries on children all day?
Speaker 1: No, not now, they Missoula's doing. Even though the numbers
Speaker 1: in Montana are pretty low, they're doing. There's still plexiglass
Speaker 1: everywhere and you can't go indoors. People are Missoula is
Speaker 1: a liberal town, so since it's become this uh political
Speaker 1: choice whether or not to wear a mask?
Speaker 5: Portlands is that what they said?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they call Mazoola Portland East.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah it's pretty People here are following the rules.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Should we do one last question?
Speaker 1: Yeah? One last question?
Speaker 2: This is from family hot head.
Speaker 1: What's the worst sunburn y'all ever had?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I like the y'all boy. I there has been times
Speaker 1: where I've been I had to lay in bed and
Speaker 1: all my skin was peeling off, but I can't. I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just give you that I've I've had second
Speaker 1: degree sunburns before.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 5: You're a dark person, you don't get sunburn as much.
Speaker 1: Well, you haven't seen my thighs, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: keep it that way. Father.
Speaker 5: When I was in the army, if you've got a
Speaker 5: sunburn and couldn't show up in the morning, were they
Speaker 5: all stand in line?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: That was Article fifteen. You were prosecuted?
Speaker 2: WHOA, well did that happen?
Speaker 5: Prosecuted sounds a little strong. You were punished, but.
Speaker 1: They decide without a jury that you have to go yeah,
Speaker 1: in the kitchen peeling.
Speaker 5: So everybody they got a sunburn had these heavy clothes
Speaker 5: full of starch dragging on their shoulders. So I guess
Speaker 5: that would be the worst thing.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, that's the punishment right there.
Speaker 1: When's your sunburn? You are fair well.
Speaker 2: I think it was probably I was probably in like
Speaker 2: thirteen or probably, and it was a blue lake, which
Speaker 2: is where we used to go on vacation every summer,
Speaker 2: and we are all laying out on a float and
Speaker 2: I just I don't know, I just kind of pretended
Speaker 2: it didn't matter that I wasn't putting on any sunblock,
Speaker 2: even though we'd always gotten sunburn, and my dad was
Speaker 2: like a very early adapter of sunblock and always used
Speaker 2: it because he was redhead. And I just got like
Speaker 2: completely scorched in that way where you can't when you
Speaker 2: go to bed, you can't there's no direction delay that
Speaker 2: isn't horrible. Yeah, and then I after that started wearing
Speaker 2: sunblock like religiously, and then you know, it's perfect, perfect
Speaker 2: transition into my goth face. Yes, ye, keeping it pale
Speaker 2: for the last twenty thirty years just for style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard when you have a rebellious phase. You
Speaker 1: don't want to practice it with sunscreen.
Speaker 2: It's got to be itself. Yeah, all right, Well those
Speaker 2: are good Q and A question.
Speaker 1: Sure. That was a nice way to wrap up this
Speaker 1: talk concert.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for including me. Great to see you. Great
Speaker 5: to see you too.
Speaker 2: That was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Girl bred.
Speaker 2: Usually yeah's queen, I love it. It was great to
Speaker 2: meet you, Jim. It's been so long, we've talked about
Speaker 2: you so much on the show. I feel like I
Speaker 2: do know you, so it's really nice to see you
Speaker 2: and say hi to you.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Hit the bricks.
Speaker 5: I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Thank you, daddy. I'll let me get Oh bye bye. Wow.
Speaker 1: We did a long episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know this was long.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's great. It's long and good.
Speaker 2: It's how nice to meet your dad and get to
Speaker 2: talk to him and have him tell dad story.
Speaker 1: I was really excited. I was really excited for you
Speaker 1: to meet him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great. He's so great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also when he did the radio voice for one second,
Speaker 2: that was really impressive. It was like classic radio voice.
Speaker 1: Oh. Even when I was a kid, I thought he
Speaker 1: sounded like a news person. Yeah, yeah he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whereas I have a version of it, but it's kind
Speaker 1: of nasally and muppety, but his is full on broadcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ted Donaldson.
Speaker 2: It's felt like he was breaking in with the weather.
Speaker 2: It was really excited.
Speaker 1: When I was yeah, yeah, yeah, that was awesome. Thank you. Yes,
Speaker 1: well cool, I get that was a fun episode. It's
Speaker 1: good to see you friend.
Speaker 2: It's great to see you too. I'm so glad you're
Speaker 2: in Montana and with family and you know.
Speaker 1: People, and I'm going to go to the lake again
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just but yeah, thank you for giving
Speaker 1: me permission to be here a month. I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to do it.
Speaker 2: Take that month, absolutely, maybe, Yes, we'll do it part
Speaker 2: two and you can change all the paintings in the background,
Speaker 2: okay the next time you have or go into the
Speaker 2: other room.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, he was just asking why did this was
Speaker 1: my bedroom? Why did I choose it? And I'm afraid
Speaker 1: it was because I the windows. It's like, oh, do
Speaker 1: I want to have the blinding sunlight wake me up
Speaker 1: when my first class is at noon? That kind of hmm.
Speaker 1: And I was an alcoholic probably.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it works. It does work for me, it
Speaker 2: works for teens. No, I can't deny it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't normal normal college partying. Sure, yes, absolutely, thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: Karen, Absolutely, thank you. That's great.
Speaker 1: You've you've you've all been listening to. Do you need
Speaker 1: a ride? D y N?
Speaker 2: Do the screaming? Are you leaving?
Speaker 3: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want
Speaker 3: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.
Speaker 3: Give us time and turning on engage.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off instat. We want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 2: We scared or Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen
Speaker 1: and Chriss