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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of Misfortune. So Alex, yes, I know

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Speaker 1: you're just like a couple feet away from me, but

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Speaker 1: I know that wheel. Sorry, Can I get louder doing that?

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Speaker 1: All right? She spun the wheel of misfortune, and do

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Speaker 1: your best impression of someone in the room. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: could get mean. Somebody could be very offended. It could

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Speaker 1: be flattering. We don't know. Probably all right, Well, someone's

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Speaker 1: about to get most likely very offended because somebody's gonna

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Speaker 1: do an impression of them if they lose at the

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Speaker 1: Wheel of Misfortune. But before we start the game, we've

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Speaker 1: got to meet the players. And now the starting lineup

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Speaker 1: for your jubil show. At executive producer. He probably had

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Speaker 1: a PBR for Breakfit. Justin Barns. Stop sending me memes

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Speaker 1: from private accounts. He's good at three things. Crochet, golf,

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Speaker 1: and nodding his head English Evan. In high school, I

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Speaker 1: was given the award for most likely not to turn up,

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Speaker 1: but I wasn't there to pick it up. The only

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Speaker 1: thing she knows about pop culture is how to spell bash.

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Speaker 1: You know what runs with Friday? What happy hour? God?

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Speaker 1: Game show? Are you taller than a fitt rater jubo for?

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Speaker 1: That's the rhymes of Friday. Let's get day drunk. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't rhyme with Friday, will miss fartune that runs with Friday,

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Speaker 1: Happy Friday. I'm tired, Yeah, so let's get yeah, Happy Friday, everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm tired too. Justin's literally falling asleep over there

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Speaker 1: right now. It looks like I said to night here

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Speaker 1: last night. You didn't I didn't, did you? Actually no?

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Speaker 1: He looks like really closer, but I totally believe. I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh man, that's you could have called us.

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Speaker 1: You just come over our house or something that's called Yeah,

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Speaker 1: speaking of wheel of misfortune, just down on his luck

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Speaker 1: over there, All right, let's get into the wheel of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: That's right, It's time for the Wheel of misfortune. Our

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Speaker 1: jack lantern of an executive producer, Justin Barnes in the

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Speaker 1: studio with a bag full of names, is gonna read

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Speaker 1: you to a sack and pull out a name to

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Speaker 1: see who will face the candy corner of punishment. The

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Speaker 1: wheel is disappointing you with today they'll be asked a

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Speaker 1: trivia question which will determine their fate or the fate

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Speaker 1: of someone else on the show. If they get it wrong,

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Speaker 1: they'll have to trick or treat with misfortune. If they

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Speaker 1: get it right, they get to choose someone else in

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Speaker 1: the studio to take that misfortune for them. All right,

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Speaker 1: justin we spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that

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Speaker 1: somebody is facing is having to do an impression of

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Speaker 1: somebody else in the room that's on the show. Because

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Speaker 1: that's just awkward. Let's pull a name from your sack

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Speaker 1: and tell us who's getting it into his bag to

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Speaker 1: plot a name? Alex Fresh. Alex Fresh, and Alex is

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Speaker 1: very good at impressions too, that's our things. I'm not

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Speaker 1: good as many people know this about Alex, and I

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Speaker 1: don't make things up in my life, so I know

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Speaker 1: that I'm telling them the complete truth. There not many

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Speaker 1: people know this about Alex. But she used to tour

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Speaker 1: as an impression comic, like on the road, a comedian

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Speaker 1: selling out shows all the time doing impressions of people

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Speaker 1: like who who is the best impression that you did? Right?

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Speaker 1: I give us a little arnold before it? All right here,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, all right, justin please read Alex the Wheel

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Speaker 1: of Misfortune trivia question thirty eight years ago. Yesterday marks

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Speaker 1: the grand opening of Epcot Center at Walt Disney World

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Speaker 1: that more than twice the size of the Magic Kingdom Park.

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Speaker 1: It is often referred to as a permanent World's Fair

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Speaker 1: and features eleven pavilions, each containing themed architecture, landscapes, and

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Speaker 1: were present at the park's opening in nineteen eighty two,

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Speaker 1: but two more countries pavilions were added later, Morocco in

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Speaker 1: Have you been to Epcot Center? Yes, ninety eight seven,

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven, so you're like ten years old? Yes? Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: sure is not my answer, but my answer, I think

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Speaker 1: because it's fun. It's fun trying to do an English accent,

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Speaker 1: of okay, just okay, like okay, No, we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: judging you really hard because you know, right next to you,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Alex, you can tease what's coming up next.

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Speaker 1: So the phone prank is coming up right after these commercials,

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Speaker 1: all right, but it won't be you. It'll be English

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Speaker 1: right after commercials. Thank you for listening to the Jubbi

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Speaker 1: Show on the Hits one on six point one one.

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Speaker 1: It's canny. Yeah, yeah, I look at it. Two English

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Speaker 1: Evans right now, it's crazy. Did Jewel show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewels show on Hits one on six point one.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Nope? Nope,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think so. Have you guys checked the text

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Speaker 1: you see the text that said, Hey, remember when Alex

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Speaker 1: had to freestyle rap for the Wheel of Misfortune? You

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have her do that again? But one? Did you

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Speaker 1: when Alex did it and so someone texs it in

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Speaker 1: that again. It was amazing. It was, and so, just

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Speaker 1: What do you think I like it? Like Evan likes

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Speaker 1: the idea. You know, it's Friday and we're all tired.

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Speaker 1: always like, oh, we're gonna do this, We're gonna do this.

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Speaker 1: Where are you guys at? Well, finally somebody stepped up

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Speaker 1: we don't have any ideas, So we're gonna take your idea.

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Speaker 1: And I think what we should do is a segment.

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Speaker 1: Since it's Friday, we'll call it Freestyle Friday. Alex and

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Speaker 1: Oh what do you think I like it? I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do it. Then? Does that even mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked Ale. Did you notice that I

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Speaker 1: little little English evan beat. Yeah, for you guys to

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Speaker 1: wrap over. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: play a song, and then during that song, you guys

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Speaker 1: both have to write a free style rap about a

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Speaker 1: random topic. The Tiger King's Carol Baskin. How about that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you should be able to write a quick rap

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Speaker 1: one and me will decide who wins. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: gotta get hi. That's right, it's the first ever Freestyle

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Speaker 1: Friday right here on The Jubile Show, Alex Fresh taking

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Speaker 1: and Evan are about to have a freestyle rap battle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: only having a mini panic attack over here. Something I

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Speaker 1: verse and it's just like, damn, Alex Fresh that kind

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Speaker 1: this is my first time. So when I do this,

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Speaker 1: you guys can't watch? Why not? Because like, I'll just

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Speaker 1: So you bove you guys. When I broke the news

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Speaker 1: to you that we're gonna do this because somebody texted

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Speaker 1: plans are like why not? You know? Um? And I

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Speaker 1: gave you guys each a song to write lyrics, So

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Speaker 1: do you guys have lyrics ready to go? Got him? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And we have the beat if anybody who knows English

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Speaker 1: haven't actually makes beats, So he actually made this beat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he has musical experience yea, So we're gonna have Evan

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Speaker 1: goes second because he has musical experience. Alex will be

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Speaker 1: need me to give you a second? You guys seriously

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Speaker 1: can't watch it, though, why don't I need like a

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Speaker 1: divider in front of me, like I would be great

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Speaker 1: about a divider. I will look away, We'll turn around

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Speaker 1: while you do it, all right, all right, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll turn out well, okay, I'll give you I'll give

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Speaker 1: you your intro, all right, and then I'll hit the

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Speaker 1: I do in the season. She's really good at third?

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Speaker 1: the Jubil Show, texting four one oh six one and

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Speaker 1: We've gotten more and more serious. You know, things are

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Speaker 1: That is what they call in a relationship, a big thing,

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Speaker 1: October second, twenty twenty. It's the I n N where

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Speaker 1: a negative self talk. Yeah, and it's hard for me

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Speaker 1: to be proud of myself with anything. But I was

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Speaker 1: just about to say something I'm very proud of. I've

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Speaker 1: never watched the full episode of the Kardashians. Well, wow,

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Speaker 1: well congratulations, what's that like? It's great? He's like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel pretty bad. About that, don't y Yeah, I

425
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Speaker 1: don't have that kind of gamer shame or guilt. So

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Speaker 1: Mark McWilliams claims he was hired in twenty seventeen as

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Speaker 1: a security guard and he became subject to a pattern

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Speaker 1: of unwanted and unwelcome sexual advances and harassing misconduct from Chris,

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Speaker 1: comments about his physical appearance, comments about his sexual activities,

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Speaker 1: and comments that he engaged in a sexual relationship, amongst

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Speaker 1: other things, and that Chris would massage his neck, shoulders, arms,

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Speaker 1: and back without his consent and caused her hand to

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Speaker 1: wrist on his thigh and grin which caused her pelvis

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Speaker 1: to rub against his backside. So. He also claims that

435
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Speaker 1: she exposed portions of her body and made a mood

436
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Speaker 1: suggestive sexual, sexist, and racist, homophobic and discriminary comments. She's

437
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Speaker 1: all over the place and his co workers wow wow.

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Speaker 1: It does say that he did complain to the HR

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Speaker 1: department of his company, but the complaints were ignored of

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Speaker 1: they were with everything, the biggest empire in America. I

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00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: feel like, yes, I know it is a yeah, but okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it. I'm sending it back to you. Okay, goodbye, Okay,

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00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: can you actually send it back sending it back to you.

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00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

445
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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just send the news.

446
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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

447
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Speaker 1: it on over to English seven, who's at a tuba

448
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: store trying to buy a tuba right now. That is

449
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: one of the weirdest ones you've said so far. I

450
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: am actually in Utah. As a general rule of thumb, though,

451
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Speaker 1: if you hear voices in your head, one seek help

452
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Speaker 1: and two don't listen to them. But unfortunately a man

453
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: in Utah didn't have me around to give him some

454
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Speaker 1: solid advice and ended up stealing a truck. He said

455
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Speaker 1: that he needed to rendezvous with aliens. Oh it sounds

456
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: like math. Really, I was going to say, sounds perfectly reasonable.

457
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: He later told police, he oh no, that doesn't make sense. Sorry. Um.

458
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: The details of the story are this, Bryce Jones. Sorry,

459
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right, Okay, you got it.

460
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,479
Speaker 1: Yeah you can do it. Yeah, I can do it.

461
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: The details of the story are this. Bryce Gerald Dixon

462
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: was accused of theft of a vehicle and three attempts

463
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Speaker 1: to escape from official custody after he returned a red

464
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Speaker 1: pickup truck that he later told police he needed so

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Speaker 1: that he could get to the coliseum to get on

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Speaker 1: a flight with alien diplomats. Again, you did it, you

467
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: did it, got through the story. That sounds fun though,

468
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: That does sound fun. Yeah, And I actually do believe

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Speaker 1: him in a sense because I know that aliens are

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Speaker 1: real and they have trude. Definitely, you know they're real.

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Speaker 1: I know they're real. How there's too many sightings. I

472
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Speaker 1: thought you met one or something like you were for

473
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Speaker 1: sure liked percent. No, no no, no, no, I don't know one.

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Speaker 1: But like I'm saying, like, do you know if you

475
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Speaker 1: know one? How do I know? If I not want

476
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Speaker 1: to know no one? How do you know if you know?

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Speaker 1: How do you know if you know an alien? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you don't. No, no, I do

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00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: know that I know one. I don't know one, So

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Speaker 1: you do not? Are you claiming to know aliens? This

481
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: just on then and the idiot news network where idiots

482
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news the English Heven is best

483
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 1: friends with an alien? I know I know that. I

484
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Speaker 1: don't that I know. I know that I know that

485
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: they exist. I don't know that I know one. That's

486
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Speaker 1: a good breakdown. I mean, don't you guys think alien's

487
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: are real? Yeah, it's just in on the Island, the

488
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: The English Evan was arrested in Utah trying to take

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Speaker 1: a duck up truck to meet his alien buddy. Yeah

491
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Speaker 1: for pooting live from the scene of the crime. That's me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, English Evan. This is the i NN,

493
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Speaker 1: the idiot News Network. Adiots aren't just in the news.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Freshton for our next story. America moons the world.

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Speaker 1: Of course, they do not in the normal sense of

496
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Speaker 1: the term moon, where you take down your pants and go, hey, everybody,

497
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: look at my bum bomb. The US Space Force, the

498
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Speaker 1: new branch of armed services that's just supposed to start

499
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Speaker 1: wrecking shop in the Cosmos very soon, has announced that

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Speaker 1: the our plans to eventually build a military base on

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Speaker 1: the Moon. WHOA, You're not going to take over the moon? Finally,

502
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: finally excited about you've been waiting. I've been waiting for

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Speaker 1: someone to go back to the to go back to

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Speaker 1: the Moon. That's right, because Alex is not convinced went

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Speaker 1: on the moon in the first I thought you were

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Speaker 1: just like, finally, I've been waiting for us to put

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Speaker 1: a base on the Moon. That's all I've been thinking

508
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: about for the last thirteen years. There's something on the moon.

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00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: He just wants proof that we've been on the moon.

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00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: So uh. Speaking at an Air Force press conference this week,

511
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: US Space Commander Leader John Shaw said that he sees

512
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Speaker 1: space soldiers as part of the military's future plans, and

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00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: there will one day be a military base on the

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Speaker 1: Moon run entirely by robots. Well why buy robots, because

515
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: he says that humans can't live in space. I mean,

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00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: I know you have a alien best friend, and you

517
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: probably tell us you know for sure. I could debunk

518
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: that real quick, but I'm not going to carry with

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00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: the story his face. There's a space station. He also

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00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: went on to add that, in true American spirit, along

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Speaker 1: with the new military base on the Moon, they'll also

522
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: be opening up a Bubba Gum Shrimp and a strip

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00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: mall with three spaces release and a vape store. So

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Speaker 1: we're taking over the Moon. I was waiting for an Alex. Finally, finally,

525
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: a vape store on the Moon. You've been waiting for that.

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00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't need a vape store, but like a dispensary

527
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: would work. You're about to lose the job, lady, and

528
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: that means the news network. Could you come to it

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Speaker 1: for the day. Well, nothing, lose yoe job. You've about

530
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Speaker 1: to lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job

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Speaker 1: because you are to take me. Oh nothing. That was

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the idiot news that work where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. We'll do it again,

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00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: same time on Monday. This is I n N News News,

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Speaker 1: the Jibil Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and

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00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one. It's another

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Speaker 1: jubile phone Prameyday Mornings. That's twenties only on the New

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from doctor's office. I was looking for Joey.

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Speaker 1: This is Joey. Hey, Joey, how are you doing. I'm

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Speaker 1: really glad that you called. Oh sorry to sound so

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00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: cheery there. I just looked down to see what I

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00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: was calling for, and I've got three results from a

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00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: recent STD test that you took. So I need to

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Speaker 1: go over there. Yes, one second, let me do. I've

546
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: been waiting for this call. Yeah, I bet um hold on,

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00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: let me just look at something. Oh oh hey, Joey,

548
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: hang on one second from me. Okay, oh oh, thanks

549
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: for holding this as Alexis. How can I help? Hi? Alexis.

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00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: This is Joey. I was I guess transferred over to you.

551
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: I was supposed to get the results of an STD test. Okay,

552
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:02,239
Speaker 1: what's your last name? Joey? Okay, well I bring it up. Oh,

553
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to transfer you to the doctor one moment. Wait,

554
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: I was up. Oh my god, what is going on? Hello?

555
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: This is doctor? Oh sorry, sir, Hello, this is doctor.

556
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: How may I help you? I've been transferred twice. I'm

557
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: just trying to get the results of my STD tests,

558
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: but no one will talk to me. Everybody's on hold.

559
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, um, I did you say STD test? Sir? Yes,

560
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: being a bit of a naughty boy. Are we better

561
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: than I am doing? For sure? Okay, let me just

562
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: quickly look up some records. I might put you on

563
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: hold again. I know you said you don't like that,

564
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: but here we go. Okay, hold me on hold again.

565
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: I've been put on twice. Hold twice already. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I was just talking to him. I was just talking

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Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, it's the super kind, like the bad kind,

568
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: like the real bad kind of super kind. Though I

569
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Speaker 1: don't know. I've never really broken news somebody like that before.

570
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm not on hold any more. Hello. Hello, Yeah, this

571
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: is Joey. I'm not on hold anymore. So what super

572
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: hold do I have? Oh? My god, don't do that.

573
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh thanks for holding this as Alexis. How can I

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00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: help you? Hi? Alexis, This is Joey. Please don't put

575
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: me on hold. Oh okay, what's going on? I don't know.

576
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: Nobody will tell me. All I heard is this guy

577
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: talking while I was supposed to be on hold as

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00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: I have something super and won't tell me what. So

579
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: somebody needs to super hurry the up and tone. What's up?

580
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: I bet you're not having a super day right now? Huh,

581
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: mostly because of you guys. Somebody to hurry the up

582
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: and tell me what I have? Are you feeling super sad,

583
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: super super pit, super naughty? Not really? What is going on? Hello?

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00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: This is doctor office and I am doctor. How may

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00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? It's Joey. No one will tell

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00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: me going on. All I've heard is I have super

587
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: something and nobody's saying anything. You need to tell me

588
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: what's going on? Why? No, let me tell you first off, sir,

589
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: you definitely don't have super something. I've never heard of

590
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: that disease. And I'm a doctor, so I've heard of

591
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: a lot. What is your last name again? Doc? Yes?

592
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: Talking to Are you talking to the guy with the

593
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: super bug? He doesn't really know what he has, Pete,

594
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: it was the super one super Day. Is that what

595
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: you're saying? No, super I should probably I can hear

596
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: all of this, right, I should come down that way.

597
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: This is so inappropriate to be doing this with someone

598
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: on the phone trying to get the results the positively Yeah,

599
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: but like I said, just like I said, going on here,

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00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. The doctor everyone,

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00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: this is my practice. I'm the doctor here, Lexus degree,

602
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, this is so appropriate

603
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: and unprofessional. If you're doing this with a client on

604
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: the phone's appropriate. I'm not the one who should be

605
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: giving this information. Who is going to tell this guy?

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00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm not him to know without having to talk to

607
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: him A hundred times when I was positively negative, positively negative? Okay, hello,

608
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: can you positively negative? Did you hear that? Hello, you're positive? Well,

609
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: what just tell me what's going on? Fine, I'm just

610
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: gonna tell him. Fine, Okay, it's a prank phone call.

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00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: There's what this is actually Jewel and Alex and Evan

612
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

613
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 1: Your friend Crystal set you up. She told us how

614
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: you guys hooked up, and then the next day, as

615
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: a prank, she told you that she has an STD

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00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: and that you should go get tested. Oh god, she

617
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: actually made me go to the doctor and get tested. Hey,

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00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: this is a joke, the entire attar. Yeah, she said

619
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Speaker 1: she planned it for the moment you guys hooked up.

620
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So I don't have an STD. No,

621
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Speaker 1: she wanted us to also tell you that she doesn't

622
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: have one. Yeah, so you're good. Oh man, Hey, but

623
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Speaker 1: there is one thing she wanted us to tell you,

624
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: and that is kind of important. Okay, what wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks? We say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, The Jebil Show on demand only on iHeart

627
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Speaker 1: Radio and the New Hits one h six point one

628
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: First Day follow Up. You ever meet someone and then

629
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: you're like, you know, what. They're great. I'm gonna quit

630
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: my job for them right now, change my whole entire life. No, no, nope,

631
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: yeah neither I. But Mike, who's on the phone for

632
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: a first day follow up right now, did just that.

633
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: He risked his job and everything for the woman that

634
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: he wants to call to a bold man. I'm being dramatic, right.

635
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: He said that they met up for a date, and

636
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: then that date continued on and they both ditched work,

637
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: so that he basically called in stick he didn't. Okay,

638
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: So sorry about like high school kids bunking off. Yeah,

639
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: bunking off. Yeah that's an English Sorry once again, don't

640
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: be weird. Oh my god, just move home, all right.

641
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: Mike is on the phone, Mike, are you bunking off

642
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: or what? Well? I you know, these English guys, I've

643
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 1: heard of shaging before, but English people can't use English correctly. Yeah,

644
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: you know it's Evan. We deal with him. Some weird

645
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: stuff going on. But anyway, anyway, man, thank you for

646
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: email on the show. I read your email and I

647
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: was being dramatic there about you quitting your job and everything.

648
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: But it says that you guys actually skipped work to

649
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: hang out together. Yeah, I'll tell you the whole thing

650
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: is Okay. Her name is Deborah, Okay, all right, And

651
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: this is one of these situations where I interacted with

652
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: her a few times on Facebook because we have some

653
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: mutual friends and it's not like really good friends, so

654
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know her, and but we just kind of

655
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: were chatting back and forth on a couple of things

656
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: and all right, you know, I said, hey, you know,

657
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: maybe we should meet for lunch, you know, next week,

658
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, sure, Okay did she actually say

659
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: this on Facebook? Did she actually type from here or

660
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: I heard it in? Well? Yeah, I said, hey, you know,

661
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, and she suggested that we

662
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: do lunch at this like really really good taco trunk

663
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: that she knows about. And I was like, all right, yeah,

664
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: you know that that's a good ideas always I do.

665
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: You know, they were fantastic, So, you know, we started

666
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: talking and we're hitting off really well. So we kind

667
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: of both decided to blow off the rist of our work, Dase.

668
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: We went over to the bar that was across the

669
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: street and you know, had some drinks, had some you

670
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: know fun with it, and you know, had a really

671
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: good time. But um, she's not getting back to me,

672
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: and I kind of think, I know, why, Okay, why

673
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: what did you do? Well? I kind of have this

674
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: habit where when I get a few beers in me,

675
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: I start talking a lot. Okay, so you did say

676
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: that you guys went and blew off work and went

677
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: day drinking. So a lot of people will talk a

678
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: lot when they get drunk. Yeah, they do, and they

679
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 1: say stupid things. Do you think you said something stupid? Well,

680
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if I said anything stupid. It was

681
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: just I didn't let her get a word in edgewise.

682
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: I was just rambling. You know. I don't and I

683
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: don't want to speak on behalf of women, but I'm

684
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: gonna do it here. I think women really, really really

685
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: like it when you just talk the whole time and

686
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: don't even listen to him on to date is all right?

687
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they love it. Just talk about yourself. Yeah,

688
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: that's probably that's probably actually the worst thing that you

689
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: could do. Well, that's what I did. I think I

690
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: talked and I talked a lot about myself. And so

691
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: you obviously liked her though, Oh no, dude, I loved her.

692
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: She would oft didn't say that when you were drunk,

693
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: did you? Uh? I don't. I hope not. Yes, that

694
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: would be pretty pretty bold. All right, Okay, how did

695
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: your date end? I think it became a little obvious

696
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: that she wanted to leave. She said she was starting

697
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: to get cold, because you got a little chilly. But

698
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: I think that maybe this was more just like this

699
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: guy needs to sober up and shut up. Okay, so

700
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: is that kind of a thing guessing? No kiss, no hug,

701
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: There was a hug, There was a hug. Well, you

702
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: know what they always say, nobody want to say not drugs.

703
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: They do say that, that's not where you're gonna say. Oh,

704
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, where there's hugs, there's hope. Oh

705
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: they always say that, don't they don't they? Who? Who

706
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 1: is they? The people in my head that just said

707
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: it right now? Right? Yeah? I mean the fact that

708
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: she gave you a hug might be a good signer. No,

709
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: I hope so. Um, you know, it's not like I

710
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: fell down or anything. She wouldn't holding me up, So

711
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: hopefully that was fine. But you know, it was kind

712
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: of hard to tell, all right, And she hasn't responded

713
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: to any of your phone calls or messages or anything. Yeah.

714
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: I messaged her a few times and you know, and

715
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: she hasn't gotten back to me at all. Okay, Oh,

716
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: all right, Well we'll play a song and then come

717
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: back and call her and see if we can figure

718
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 1: it out for you your first day follow up. Okay,

719
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. Thank you. You're welcome. Remember where

720
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: there's hugs, there's hope. So maybe we can get this

721
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: stuff for you. All right, we'll do it next your

722
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: first day follow up. It's a jewel show first day.

723
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: I just want everybody to know that I'm going to

724
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: be filthy rich, are you? Yes, right in the middle

725
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: of a first day follow up? Yay? And if you

726
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: miss the first part, I just coined a phrase. There's

727
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: gonna be on T shirts, it's gonna be on coffee mugs,

728
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna be everywhere. I made it up right then

729
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: and there, and nobody gave me the respect that it deserves.

730
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, you guys, and Mike, the

731
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: guy who's on the phone today, even laughed at it.

732
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Mike? Yeah, I thought it was funny.

733
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to

734
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: be thought provoking, and I'm going to be the one

735
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 1: laughing last when I am on a jet somewhere because

736
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: I have all kinds of money, because I've sold so

737
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: many T shirts that say where there's hugs, There's hope

738
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: on them. Yeah, it does sounds stupid, not gonna happen. No,

739
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. All right, I'll just

740
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: stay here for a while. Perfect phrase for you, see,

741
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: thank you. I said that because Mike is on the

742
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: phone for a first date follow up, and he went

743
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: out with a girl named Deborah. They met for tacos,

744
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: then they blew off work and went day drinking. He

745
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: says that everything was going great, and at a certain

746
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: point he could tell that she was not really into him.

747
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: He thinks the problem is he got too drunk, too tugative,

748
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: might have only talked about himself the whole time and

749
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: not listened to her. But he did say at the

750
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: end of the day, he got a hug, and that's

751
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 1: where I came up with that amazing phrase that nobody's

752
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: giving me credit for. Where there's hugs, there's help. And

753
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: that's why I said he might be able to get

754
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: a second date because she hasn't responded to anything from him.

755
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: All right, Mike, are you ready for us to call

756
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out? I

757
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: am ready? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man,

758
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: I speak to Deborah. Please, Hey, Debrah, how are you?

759
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show? Who from the

760
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: what show? Jewel from the Jewel Show? Like I said,

761
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. It consists of me. I'm the host.

762
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel. Fresh with Me is mahatas wife Alix.

763
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Three h Hello and English Evan, Good morning. Okay, how

764
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: can I help you? Well, we are calling you today

765
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: because we got an email about you from one of

766
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: our listeners. And I know it's kind of weird to

767
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: be getting a call from a radio show out of

768
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: the blue. Yeah, but I'm wondering if you can talk

769
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: to us for a second. Okay, sure. What's what's up? Well,

770
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show called the First

771
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. What that is is if you go

772
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up

773
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: ghosting them, they can email us to get you on

774
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. And recently, you

775
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: went out for tacos with a guy named Mike. Oh great,

776
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: that's what this is about. Yes, that's exactly what this

777
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,240
Speaker 1: is about. Mike emailed us and said that he really

778
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: enjoyed going out with you, and then he also told

779
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: us that you're not calling him back, and he doesn't

780
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: know why would you mind telling us why? That's crazy? Okay,

781
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: So well, here's the thing. He kind of said some

782
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: things I didn't like. Okay, that sounds pretty much on

783
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: par with what he told us. So he told us

784
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: that you guys met for tacos, he did work, and

785
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: you got a little day drunk together. And he says

786
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: that he thinks you're not calling him back because he

787
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: talks too much and he didn't take the time to

788
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: actually listen to you, and he just talked about himself

789
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: the whole time, which I thought was a very attractive feature,

790
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: very attractive thing for a guy to do on a date.

791
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: But I would think you would probably disagree with that.

792
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's pretty straight to the point. But there

793
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: was there was more. There was more, Okay, can you

794
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: tell us what the more is? Well, first of all,

795
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: he was talking about politics and stuff, which is something

796
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: that I don't care to talk about in general. A

797
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: great subject for a first date. No, and then on

798
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: top of that, like he's got like all of his

799
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: kid's names planned out, Oh, all of his kid's name Oh,

800
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: like he has already named his unborn children exactly. Wait

801
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: hold on, but I mean, why is that weird? Well,

802
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: that's more of like a female thing to Yeah, I

803
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: guess you're right. I've never met a guy who's done

804
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: that ever in my life. You thought it was weird

805
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: that he named that he had baby names already in

806
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: his head, just one name was like really troubling for me.

807
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: He wants to name one of his kids rifle, like

808
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: the gun rifle, Rifle. I'd name mine Ruger, So that's it.

809
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: I just think it's weird to name your kid after

810
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: a gun. I can see a celebrity doing it. That

811
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: Was he a celebrity, Debrah? No, he's not a celebrity.

812
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: Aside from that though, was he normal? He seemed normal

813
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: at first, but once he started talking you couldn't shut

814
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: him up. All right, Well, thank you for being honest

815
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: with us. I appreciate it, no problem. And before you go,

816
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: just one second, I would like to let you know

817
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: that Rifle's daddy is on the phone. Oh, God, you're

818
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: not telling me what I think you are, right, Yes,

819
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: I am. And if you're thinking that Mike is actually

820
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you,

821
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: because that's exactly what I'm telling you, Mike. Noah, Well,

822
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: I had no idea that was the reason. Yeah, I'm sorry.

823
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you were on the other you know,

824
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: on the line, and you can hear everything I had

825
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: to say. Maybe I would have been nicer about how

826
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: I said it. Yeah, Rifle's a dumb name for a kid.

827
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh damn. Wow, you went straight to dumb. You actually

828
00:44:54,120 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: got more rude with him on the phone. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

829
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: I guess everybody has an opinion. I don't think it's

830
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: a dumb name at all. I think it's a great name.

831
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: But that's that's the reason, because that's what I want

832
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: to name a kid that's not even born yet. That's

833
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: I think that's a little strange. I think you're strange. Okay,

834
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: you were just saying that you were sorry about him

835
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: hearing you and that you said it, that you thought

836
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: you were a little mean, But now you're just kind

837
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: of being rude to him. Yeah. Well, now I'm mad

838
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: because I got set up on the radio, so so

839
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: now it's not even about the kid's name, it's about that. Yeah.

840
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't like being put on the spot like that. Okay,

841
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: that's fair enough. Well take a hit. When somebody doesn't respond,

842
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: it means they don't want to respond. Okay, how many

843
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: times has he reached out? At least twenty? Oh we

844
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Yeah, never responds twenty times? Yeah, a

845
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: little bit much there, Mike. Well I don't know if

846
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: it was actually twenty, but I just don't understand why

847
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say, hey, you know, had a nice time,

848
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: but not interested, you know, and that would be that.

849
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: But maybe if I had a nice time, that's how

850
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: I would have responded. Oh yeah, take it easy. Wow. Okay,

851
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: well I guess I guess we know where this is going, guys,

852
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: and it's going right to a second date. I can

853
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: fill it. Debrah, Would you like to go out with

854
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: Mike again on a second day? We'll pay for it

855
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: not happening? What you sure? Am I listening to the

856
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: same phone call here because I could have sworn you

857
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: guys were hitting it off. Um, what was your name again,

858
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: Jubil you're actually really annoying. Why are you turning on

859
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: me now? I'm trying to Yeah, okay, you know, normally

860
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: I would let that hurt me, but I just want

861
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: to let you know that where there's hugs, there's hope.

862
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: It didn't really work the same, did it. What does

863
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: that even mean? Nothing? It just means by That's the

864
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: way always say it here on the show. So thank

865
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: you for your time. Appreciate it. Yeah, Wow, she was nice. Yeah, Mike,

866
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: are you still there? Yeah? Yeah, it looks like I

867
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: dodged a bullet there, a bullet from huh huh told

868
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: us from rightful up. Yes, thank you man. I was

869
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: the most annoying I've ever been on this second date.

870
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: I apologize everybody listening. Mike. Thanks for your email. Man,

871
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you did dodge a bulleto She didn't

872
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: sound very nice. Yeah, no, I think this has worked

873
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: out for the beast. Yeah, thank you guys so much. Yeah, man,

874
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: did Jebils show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

875
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one Jebils Dirty Little

876
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 1: Secret on the New Hits of one oh six point one.

877
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: There are gonna be three people listening right now that

878
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: think I'm hilarious, is it anyone in the room? Probably not. Well,

879
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: that's all good. Why it's time for dirty little secret

880
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

881
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you want to tell us, you

882
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: can always come on the show and tell it, and

883
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: we will keep you anonymous. We'll never give up your identity,

884
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: and we give you a fake nickname when you come

885
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: on the show. Normally, normally I'll give somebody like a

886
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: fake celebrity name or just a really weird random name.

887
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: But today I have someone on the phone, and I'm

888
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: gonna say the name of who it is. But nobody's

889
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: gonna get my joke except for like three people, and

890
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: they're gonna think it's hilarious. And I'm just gonna feel

891
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: okay about that, and everybody else can google it and

892
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: find out why it's funny, right, okay, But right now

893
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: on the phone show enough from the Last Dragon, yea exactly.

894
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: It was an amazing eighties movie shown up was one

895
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: of the villain was the villain in it. And I

896
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: can't go into detail. Just know that there's two people

897
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: out there that are in their car that are like,

898
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. I haven't thought about that in a long time.

899
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: So random reference that nobody gets in your anonymous name

900
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: is shown up from the last dragon. What's up? How

901
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: are you hey? I'm good? How are you good? Do

902
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: you have any idea what that reference means at all? No?

903
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. All right, So what's your dirty

904
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: little secret? So? I dated this guy for a long time.

905
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm we're together about three years and he was vegan,

906
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: and so I went mostly vegan when we were together living,

907
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: I cooked dinner, and I found out toward the end

908
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: that he cheated on me. Well, I mean, he's a vegan,

909
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: so he's already known a great guy. Yeah, vegans are

910
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: all cheaters, aren't they? I mean, it's in my experience.

911
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 1: So for the last month we were together, I got

912
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 1: him back. You got him back for cheating on you? Yeah?

913
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: Is he alive? Should ask you real quick? Is your

914
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret something that we can go to jail for?

915
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: Is he still alive? He is still alive. He's basically fine.

916
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: And I never told him that I knew he cheated

917
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: on me. Why not, because then he would question my motives.

918
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: Why I was still nice to him, why I was

919
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: still cooking him dinner every night, So you didn't tell

920
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: him that you knew he cheated on you or cheating

921
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: on you because you wanted to get him back. Yeah,

922
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: And I think that was part of me that wanted

923
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: him to tell me, and that he could just never

924
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: man up and tell me. So. Over the course of

925
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: a month, I subbed out all of his soy milk

926
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: and almond milk for real milk. I got rid of

927
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: all of his expensive vegan mozzarella and subbed in regular mozzarella.

928
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: And I made him one non vegan food every night

929
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: for a month. Was feeling crappy. Oh, he felt terrible.

930
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: But the best part was every night he said, Wow,

931
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: this is amazing, this is so good. How did you

932
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: get this to actually taste like cheese? Yeah, because it's

933
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: actually cheese. How long had he been a vegan let's

934
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: see at that point eight years. Oh wow, that's a

935
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: longhold of that work down the toilet literally, I mean

936
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:02,479
Speaker 1: he should Yeah, So I hope he uh, I hope

937
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: he is blissfully unaware of how how he ate non

938
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: vegan for a month and loved it. Yeah, Well that's amazing.

939
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: That's an amazing way to get back at somebody you're

940
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: chosing on you. You You know, you didn't do the standard

941
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: breaks stuff or whatever else there is to do. I

942
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: all I know is yeah, throwing things out the balcony

943
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: while he's yeah, down on the front lawn being election

944
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: to take back yes, slash attires things like you didn't

945
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: do that, he just ruined his intestines. What's your dirty

946
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio

947
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: and the New Hits one oh six point one. Who's

948
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the world today? Who's Alex's worst

949
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: person in the world today? Passive aggressive people? Oh? No,

950
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: people who give backhanded compliments. Huh. Yeah, they're not really

951
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: meaning what they say, right, you know what I mean? Yeah,

952
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: feel like that's a large majority of people. Yeah, a

953
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: lot of people do it. Like It's hilarious when you

954
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: see people give each other passive aggressive compliments. I'm gonna

955
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: be sexist here. I'm gonna go out on a limb

956
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: and say that this is probably gonna be considered sexist.

957
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: But I feel like women do it a lot to

958
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: their friends. I agree, No, for sure, absolutely do. I

959
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: don't feel like guys do it as much. No, definitely,

960
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: like you look great for your age things like that,

961
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: or or you look so much more awake today. What

962
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: did you do? And it's like they do their makeup,

963
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: you know, and they know it. Wow, your skin actually

964
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 1: looks good today? Did you like take some extra time

965
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: to do it? Because it looks great? Like I wish

966
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: mine could look like yours today, Like not most of

967
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: the time, but this today, right. I just love that

968
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: you're so confident enough to not care about how you look.

969
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: That's so cool that you go out of the house

970
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 1: looking like that and not thinking about you. Like I'm

971
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: way too vain and worried about how I look, but

972
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: you you don't care And I love that about you.

973
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: What you mean? Yeah, like I could never go out

974
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: of the house without worry makeup. But you're so smart

975
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: and funny. Why are you still single? How are you

976
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: still single? That's a good one, or just reminding you

977
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: that you're single exactly when it's somebody who wants to

978
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: be in a relationship. Yeah, that's where it is. It

979
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: like depends on who you're talking to and what situation is,

980
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: because you know, people who are haters that still are

981
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: around you are going to be saying that type of stuff.

982
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: But you know, people who aren't haters of you, it's

983
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: going to mean it in a completely different way. Yeah.

984
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: So if someone's being passive aggressive like that, they're either

985
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: in a relationship where they're not happy and they also

986
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: want you to be unhappy. They're single, and like, I'm

987
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: just gonna knock them down a little bit because I

988
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,919
Speaker 1: feel bad about being jealousy thing. It is the root

989
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: of all issues. Yeah, it is the jealousy thing. I

990
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: was meaning it more or less for all of the situations,

991
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: not just being single or not. Yeah. Yeah, no, I

992
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: was just talking about that specific one. Yeah, but yeah,

993
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: that goes for all of them. Yeah. I definitely feel

994
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: like I run into most people that are passive aggressive,

995
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: especially in like a retail setting, and it could be

996
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: either the customer or the employee, like regardless though, I've

997
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: run into so many people at the checkout desk where

998
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, do you have this, and they're like, um, yeah,

999
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: let me go check and it's just like yeah, or yeah,

1000
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: do you guys have any Like Geane Shorts, Yeah, it's

1001
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,479
Speaker 1: right when you walk in, like right in the middle

1002
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: stort of like right when you walk in, you can't

1003
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,919
Speaker 1: miss it like they're saying a bunch of times, you're

1004
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: an idiot, is what they're saying. Did you miss it?

1005
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: I think the best passive aggressive comment that I well,

1006
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: not the best, the most hurtful, but still the best

1007
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: was back when I was in high school. I had

1008
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: this girlfriend. She made this comment was hilarious because I

1009
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: had I had terrible eyesight until I got la thick,

1010
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: so I started wearing glasses and my girlfriend at the time,

1011
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I really liked those glasses on you.

1012
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: They look really good. And I was like, oh, that's

1013
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: so nice. Thank You's like, yeah, I like the way

1014
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: to hide your face. Oh, oh my god, you like

1015
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: the way that I hide my face? Says that that's

1016
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: horrible superpression. I think I said thanks because I was confused.

1017
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I mean she's saying she likes

1018
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: the glasses, yeah, says saying I look good enough said

1019
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: I looked good with a hidden face, So I don't

1020
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: know how IF about it. And at that age, you

1021
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: don't really deal with a lot of passive aggresive people.

1022
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: You like, you haven't been exposed that much, so I

1023
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 1: could see why you look confused. Yeah, I was like huh.

1024
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: One of the most passive aggressive situations that I can

1025
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: remember being in was at one of my old jobs.

1026
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: It was my manager. So I had these Chanelle ear

1027
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: rings and they were fake and you know, like the

1028
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: Seze the CC. Yeah, yeah, I mean, do you know that, Evan,

1029
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: I mean, look like they're expensive. That's so cool that

1030
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: you actually know that. I'm not even sure. Yeah, I'm

1031
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 1: not sure if you know that is, but the SEC's

1032
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, they're pretty expensive, right right. So my manager

1033
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: at the time said this to me, and I was

1034
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: really young, so I actually didn't even realize it at

1035
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: the time until later, but she was talking to me

1036
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: and one of my other co workers and was like, yeah,

1037
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: this girl in high school because she was commenting on

1038
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 1: my earrings and she said, this girl in high school

1039
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: used to wear these like fake Chanelle arrings all the

1040
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: time and we used to make fun of her and

1041
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: color CC like at that point, like I'm young and

1042
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Speaker 1: I don't have money and I'm a train wreck, and

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Speaker 1: she knows that these are fake. I know their faces.

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Speaker 1: Mean I didn't tell her their fake. We didn't have

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Speaker 1: that conversation. She just did it to be passive aggressive, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and to be like, we made fun of this girl

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Speaker 1: for wearing fake arrings like you're wearing. Yeah, she said

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Speaker 1: it right in front of you. She said it to

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Speaker 1: me and the other girl like, and I was just

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Speaker 1: like standing there, like that's horrible. Yeah, I mean it's

1051
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Speaker 1: all the time. Stuff like that happens all the time,

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Speaker 1: especially with females. Then you always think about, like what

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Speaker 1: you could have said, I should have done. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the worst. As you walk away and you're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, honestly, and now then it's too late. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like, rewind, I have a great line. Remember ten

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Speaker 1: years ago, when you're making fun of that girl for

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Speaker 1: wearing fake earrings, call her up. You should hit her

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Speaker 1: up on Facebook. What would you say to her right now?

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Speaker 1: I'll say, well, you know, that was pretty crappy of

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Speaker 1: you to do. And I can tell that you've grown

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Speaker 1: a lot since then, and I forgive you for being

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Speaker 1: a bit That's what I would say. So passive aggressive people.

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Speaker 1: You are the worst people in the world for me today.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but it's kind of cool that you got

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Speaker 1: your own segment. So yeah, that's so cool, So happy

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Speaker 1: for you. That was Alex in the world today. That

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