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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the full show on Labor Day. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we do have an

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Speaker 1: hour for you. I just want to say thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for your support and for listening, and especially

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Speaker 1: to everybody who's still stuck at work today. Oh I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry Ashton.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, apology not accepted.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, let us know what you're doing today, if

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Speaker 1: you had a good weekend, if you didn't have a

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Speaker 1: good weekend, and we'll be back tomorrow with a brand

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Speaker 1: new full hour. We love reading your comments. What's one

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Speaker 1: you want to highlight today? Alexis Yes, Leandras said, I

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Speaker 1: scare my dogs with alexus Is singing when they're naughty

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Speaker 1: and then put a heart emoji. Okay, heart is important. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know all right, your full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Imagine texting on Venus. Oh yes, like streaming TV shows

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Speaker 3: on Mars. It may not be as far away as

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound very fun, jeff I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be by myself on another planet.

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Speaker 3: Well, sorry, Brooke, because NASA and Nokia have just partnered

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Speaker 3: up to start building a working cellular network on the Moon. Ah, so,

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Speaker 3: lunar visitors who take a trip or decide to live

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Speaker 3: up there can text and video chat between planets.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you know the first thing they're sending is not

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Speaker 1: appropriate for work. I just have an idea you're hoping

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Speaker 1: for that. I mean, can you imagine just being up

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Speaker 3: Just imagine what it looks like in zero G wood.

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Speaker 3: It's not even like a future Maybe this is going

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Speaker 3: SpaceX rocket is due to launch this year carrying a

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Speaker 3: simple four G network to the Moon, and the lander

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Speaker 3: is going to install it at the Moon's south pole

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Speaker 3: so astronauts can stream stranger things from two two hundred

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Speaker 3: and thirty eight thousand miles away.

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Speaker 4: Is it gonna be like earth dough, like when it

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Speaker 4: rains a bunch and all of a sudden it's all spotty?

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Speaker 1: You're like, if someone get out there the dish?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me with this? I live fifteen minutes

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Speaker 3: send a text. And now you're telling me there's gonna

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Speaker 3: be high speed four G on the fricking Moon. That's

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Speaker 3: the priority. Great.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like Jeff would be the one on

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Speaker 1: the show that would actually enjoy living on the moon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like, finally as remote as I wanted it to be, Mom.

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Speaker 3: Can't call me up here. At least she used to

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Speaker 3: be able to. No, this is great. Let's dump forty

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Speaker 3: billion dollars into this so they can set up some

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling they have warrant ty issues on

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, I look at the positives though here.

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Speaker 3: The one good thing that comes out of this is

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Speaker 4: I would watch give them.

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Speaker 3: Something fun to listen to digital, Jake, let's do some

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Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty four, Martha and the Bendettas sang a

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it sounds like every time I do it.

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Speaker 2: Dance comes in many different styles and forms all over

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Speaker 2: Your dance is the Indonesian monkey dance, where large groups

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's what my husband does not even lying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think the monkeys in Indonesia though, are

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Speaker 2: Would be very mad at It's in the Jungle book.

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Speaker 3: Mowgli does it with all the dances with all the

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Speaker 1: I mean, if does, it must be true.

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Speaker 2: Jake Alexis says, that's a real dance. That Isce Alexis

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Speaker 2: your dance is the Himalayan hopscotch, where dancers in Nepaul

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Speaker 1: I mean, it would be amazing if that was actually

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Speaker 1: the origins of hopscotch.

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Speaker 2: But I just.

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Speaker 1: Don't think we're pulling it from there. I think that

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Speaker 1: it's fake. I think you made it up.

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Speaker 2: Brook says, that's a made up dance. That is a

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Speaker 2: made up dance. Two for two so far, Jose, it's

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Your movement is called the Dublin Dodger. It's a lively

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Speaker 2: Irish jig performed at street festivals where dancers weave in

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Speaker 1: Up beer everywhere.

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Speaker 4: That's so cool was Irish.

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Speaker 3: It's got a catchy name, the Dublin Dodger, and it

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Speaker 3: just makes too much sense.

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Speaker 4: What makes me think.

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Speaker 3: Jake made it up?

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Speaker 4: It's a stereotype. No, Jake, it's.

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Speaker 2: Fake, jose said, that's made up. That is Jeffrey, it's

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Speaker 2: your turn, your dance the South African gum Boot, where

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Speaker 2: performers wear giant rubber boots and use them to create

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Speaker 2: Is it a real dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 3: Cool sounds exactly like the musical Stomp, Jake. I feel

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey says, that's a made up dance. That is a

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Speaker 2: real dance. I actually saw Stomp as a young child,

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go over to Alexis. Alexis. Your dance

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Speaker 2: is called the Resian pigeon dance. It's a French dance

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Speaker 2: from the Middle Ages where participants flutter and peck in

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Speaker 2: stylized movements while making cooling noises to honor the local

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Speaker 2: pigeons that dominate the city squares. Is that a real

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Speaker 2: dance or did I make that up? I hate birds.

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Speaker 1: I hate pigeons, and this is terrifying that they give

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Speaker 3: But the French people might love pigeons.

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Speaker 4: They love to eat the fancy out there. It's called squabbers.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're doing it. I think it's fake.

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Speaker 2: Jake Lexi says that's fake. That Isles two for.

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Speaker 1: Two dancing Queen.

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Speaker 2: Brook Turkish Sufi whirling. It's a ceremonial dance where you

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Speaker 2: spin around in circles until you reach a state of

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Speaker 2: pure spiritual ecstasies. Is that a real dance or did

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Speaker 2: I make that up?

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Speaker 1: I always joked that this is the first time you

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Speaker 1: ever feel ine created as a child, You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like the first time you feel like.

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Speaker 2: Now, Broke said real. That is a real dance. Now,

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Speaker 2: Jose your dance The Cairo Camel Line. It's an Egyptian

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Speaker 2: inspired dance where participants mimic the slow walk of a

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Speaker 2: camel while forming a conga line that sways to desert rhythms.

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Speaker 2: Is that a dance or a made up dance?

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Speaker 3: Camel it's too funny.

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Speaker 4: There'd be a million people laughing, rocking across the desert.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's vake.

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Speaker 2: Jose said, that's made up.

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey the only person to get one wrong. Jose, You've

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Speaker 2: won today's edition of.

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Speaker 1: Twenty I'm dancing alright, Calm down.

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Speaker 3: You gotta choose who's gonna sing the song while they

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Speaker 3: get shocked, and they're gonna be singing I want to

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Speaker 3: dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston.

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Speaker 4: You gotta sing this.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to

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Speaker 3: feel done for the day. That's your chocolar question of

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Speaker 3: the day. We're gonna do your phone chap in just

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Speaker 3: a few minutes.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is a curveball out of the fashion world.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. But apparently, if

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Speaker 3: you want to look young, hip and trendy this summer,

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Speaker 3: the hot new look is socks and sandals.

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Speaker 1: Oh dead, My husband has finally found his element.

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Speaker 3: A quarter of people under age thirty now think socks

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Speaker 3: with sandals is a good everyday look. Is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it being like funny because it's not like slides.

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Speaker 1: Like we're talking they have a toe thing in the middle.

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Speaker 1: Because you're saying my husband's flip flop with his song.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we need to be specific. It's so

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm wondering if anybody in this room could rock

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Speaker 1: Look, I think I could. Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, maybe it would be Brooke. Oh she looks

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Speaker 3: thought nobody would ever say.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing that's nice is that you don't have

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Speaker 1: to have your toes painted nicely sandals today, But all

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Speaker 1: my total polish is all chipped off. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't look too hot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not so much about looking good as

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Speaker 3: being lazy and hiding the shames.

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Speaker 1: You're against this.

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Speaker 3: I'm just shocked. I never would have expected that this

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Speaker 3: is where we're at now. Yeah, I gotta go to

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Speaker 3: the store and buy a whole bunch of new clothes.

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Speaker 1: You still get ankle sucks. You have to get him

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go naked from now. On.

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Speaker 3: This is stupid Laser Stories just coming up next. It's

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Speaker 3: the radio segment that's strongly denying that he spread the

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Speaker 3: online rumor Prince Harry only wears SpongeBob underwear.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's probably some Donald Duck and Dibbity Dog

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Speaker 3: it's the official stance of Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 3: I know this guy's final request. He wants to be

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Speaker 1: Just the right number.

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Speaker 3: Hello, can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: Do you work at Little Caesar's?

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Speaker 3: I only say that because you you look hot and ready? Yeah,

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Speaker 7: Hey, Katie, this is We met in line at the

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Speaker 7: TSA the other day. You were working, and I had

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Speaker 1: Wow, God, the only person that enjoys TSA. We found

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Speaker 1: it right?

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Speaker 3: Seriously did he just describe Panda Express as adventurous? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean tell me you're white without telling me you're white.

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Speaker 10: Next message, Alix, why are you not responding?

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Speaker 1: What are you creeped out?

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Speaker 10: Because I was like sending you pictures of where you

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Speaker 11: Hello, it's a joke.

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Speaker 10: Do you not understand how jokes work? I was like

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Speaker 10: Like, can you not take a joke, Alex?

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Speaker 11: Like I only followed you for one hour, Like that's

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Speaker 10: That's not creepy behavior. I'm just trying to hint.

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Speaker 11: To you that I like you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is how women tell guys that they're into them.

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Speaker 3: Are you not getting it? Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hit hint?

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Speaker 3: Next, Hell, Alex, I tracked down your mom where she

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Speaker 1: Jo, It's a joke. I love people like this though.

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Speaker 12: They make me feel so much less crazy.

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Speaker 1: I think he's like and this is a restraining order.

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Speaker 1: Do you get it?

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Speaker 3: Not a joke. If you know someone who also doesn't

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Speaker 3: get jokes, though, tell them about our TikTok that Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffery doesn't people who can't distinguish that something is

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Speaker 9: Hello, this is I know we met the other night

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Speaker 9: and there's an October sect coming up, and I honestly

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Speaker 9: really want to be a part of the yodeling choir,

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Speaker 9: but I'm not very good. Ya yoda yay yo ya.

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Speaker 9: I could really use you, so please, you know, call

449
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Speaker 9: me back all right?

450
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 3: By that great someone needs to tell Disneyland one of

451
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 3: the little Dutch boys from the Small Word got out.

452
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Speaker 1: I like m fortune. The Yodeline restaurant in the town

453
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 1: I grew up in has since closed, so there's no

454
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: work for him there.

455
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Speaker 3: Well.

456
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 4: The soprano, Yeah, this is.

457
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Speaker 8: Hey, Rob, this is uh. I think we had a

458
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 8: pretty good time. I remember you said that you've run

459
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 8: a daycare center and I'm kind of in between jobs

460
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 8: right now and I would love for you to consider

461
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Speaker 8: me for a position there.

462
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 7: Let me just go ahead and.

463
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 8: Say the full disclosure. If you, you know, decide that

464
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 8: you want to run a background check. I have had

465
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 8: about three DUIs and they will probably all show up

466
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 8: and said background check. But I'm fine now because I

467
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 8: basically quit drinking hard liquor. I'm just drinking light beer. Also,

468
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 8: I'm not really that big into shoes. But I'm sure

469
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 8: you got a TV. I can play some I don't know,

470
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 8: blues clues or something. I can just put them in

471
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 8: front of the TV and maybe have a cigarette or

472
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 8: a beer or something. You know, it should be fairly easy. So,

473
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 8: like I said, this is just in case you don't remember,

474
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Speaker 8: and I'm really really looking forward to getting to to

475
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 8: speak with you about the possibility and also maybe going

476
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 8: out for dinner.

477
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 3: Brook You're always looking for babysities at the last second,

478
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 3: so you can go on date nights. Just have her

479
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 3: over and make sure your fridge is stocked with PBRs perfect.

480
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 7: Just like those.

481
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: Who does right. People in childcare, you listen to losing.

482
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 3: One regularly at this time every single week and make

483
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel

484
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 3: if you haven't already. That's where you can listen to

485
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: every single loser line, second date, and phone tap that

486
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 3: we do right there. And speaking of phone taps, we're

487
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: gonna do one coming up right after.

488
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Speaker 5: This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

489
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Speaker 3: I know Brooks had them, Jose, most of us have

490
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 3: had him. Weird neighbors had a man.

491
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: You don't.

492
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 3: They're either super private or super secret. Next thing, you know,

493
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: Brooks looking over her fence with a pair of binoculars,

494
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: trying to see what you're up to in that bathroom.

495
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: But why is he digging a hole at midnight?

496
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 6: You know.

497
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 3: That's his deal. And recently one guy's wife emailed us

498
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 3: saying her husband thinks their neighbors are into some shady

499
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 3: stuff and they keep inviting them over what. Well, they

500
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 3: aren't the only ones who think that they're grocery delivery

501
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 3: guy thinks that too.

502
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: They would know.

503
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

504
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 5: It's another.

505
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 3: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm insta court. Oh what

506
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: I work for? Instacurt I'm your shopper Ameliate Pleasure to

507
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Speaker 3: acquaint your acquaintance.

508
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, can I help you? What's up?

509
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 3: No? I want to help you with your instacart.

510
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 6: I put the order in. Do you do you do

511
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 6: you have my eye dress or yeah?

512
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: I got it?

513
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 6: Okay, and you have my groceries.

514
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 3: Gro oh yeah, yeah, I gotta go get those.

515
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 6: Oh you haven't started?

516
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, what I don't know how to

517
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 3: answer that that. The question is confusing.

518
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 6: I'm not really sure why you're calling.

519
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did I call?

520
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, you called me?

521
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, wait, sorry I remember? Yeah, are you ready?

522
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm ready? What do you need?

523
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 3: Yeah? So my health benefits are not the best.

524
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 6: Man, the tip's already included, already put it in the app.

525
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 6: Is that what you're asking?

526
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 3: No, No, not about the tip. I'm just letting you know.

527
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be shirtless.

528
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 6: You're gonna be shirtless?

529
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

530
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 6: What does that mean?

531
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 3: It means I won't be wearing your shirt were my

532
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 3: shirt normally goes?

533
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 6: Right?

534
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: I get that, but why oh yeah right? Because of

535
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 3: my health benefits, they're not the greatest I.

536
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 6: Think he benefit?

537
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: What does that?

538
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 6: What does that have to do with you wearing a shirt? Man?

539
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 3: Because I think I have something on my back and

540
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: I need you to look at it for me. So

541
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: if you see now I'm not doing that. It's okay.

542
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: You don't have to like talk to me directly face

543
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 3: to face. You could just put it in the reviews.

544
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 6: You know you want me to put in the reviews.

545
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 6: What's on your back when you walk up to my

546
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 6: house with no shirt on it?

547
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 3: Just put like, you know, five stars great on time?

548
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 4: Do it?

549
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 3: You could put like you should get the mole on

550
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 3: the bottom left of his back checked out. You need

551
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: to wear a shirt if you're delivering my.

552
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 6: Shirt to my house.

553
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: You're the boss. You know. I do odd jobs. By

554
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 3: the way, I could babysit.

555
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 6: I don't even have kids.

556
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean no, that's cool. I don't need

557
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 3: kids to babysit. Le'll just do it.

558
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 6: What is babysitting without kids?

559
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 3: Is that a baby? Is that a riddle? I don't

560
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 3: know what what is babysitting? When you talk kids?

561
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 6: Are we done here? I got stuff to do me

562
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 6: and I gotta go.

563
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 3: You know what, I recognize your address. Sometimes I delivered

564
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 3: to your neighbor's house and they have sex. What Yeah,

565
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 3: I came in one you came in one time and

566
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 3: they were just going at it.

567
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Speaker 6: Eude, dude, I don't even know that.

568
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 3: I just I didn't know if that was an invitation

569
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Speaker 3: for me or what.

570
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Speaker 6: Why are you even telling me about what my neighbors

571
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 6: are doing. I don't care about what my neighbors are doing, dude.

572
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 3: I just need my groceries, gotcha, And when I get there,

573
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 3: I'll make sure to turn your pineapple upside down and

574
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 3: leave it, leave it on the lawn.

575
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 6: What.

576
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: I didn't even order a pineapple?

577
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 6: What are you talking about.

578
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 3: I'll get you one, I'll get you extra one.

579
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 6: I don't need a pineapple. I didn't ask for a pineapple.

580
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 6: I don't need you to bring me.

581
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: Up cause your neighbors, Yes, I'm sure your neighbors standing

582
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: in Trudy might appreciate it. They say they're invited. They

583
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 3: invited you over a ton of times, and you always

584
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 3: say no to them.

585
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 6: What it's.

586
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 3: You, well, not them. Your wife relay the information when

587
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 3: she said you up for the sprink? Call my what

588
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: that's kind of what happened?

589
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 6: Prank?

590
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 10: What rank?

591
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: Call? One of my other side jobs that I do

592
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: is working as a radio host, and I do pranks

593
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 3: and I say cool radio stuff like, but you know,

594
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 3: but jow, you're on the radio. Huh.

595
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 6: Oh my godd dude, are you serious.

596
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 3: I'm serious, man, You're a really good sport. Your wife,

597
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 3: Maggie set you up for this.

598
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

599
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 3: She said, you think the neighbors are into some weird stuff,

600
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 3: and she thought if the instacart guy knew, it would

601
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: really freak you out.

602
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: I thought it was the weirdest you've ever heard where

603
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: you brought up the mole on your back, and then

604
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: it just got worse from there.

605
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 3: I don't know why you wouldn't check out a stranger's

606
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 3: mole when they ask you to. I'll check your back

607
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 3: if you check mine.

608
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,479
Speaker 6: I don't have anything going on with my back. Man, did

609
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 6: you freak me out like that? Literally? What is what's what?

610
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 6: The what's what? The pineapple?

611
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: What is that about? I could tell you, or I

612
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 3: can let your neighbors stand in Trudy show you. I

613
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 3: don't know if I want to know, now, trust me,

614
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 3: you want to know.

615
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 6: Man.

616
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 5: Wake up day morning with fum taps weekday mornings on

617
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Speaker 5: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

618
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Speaker 3: We've had our slew of bad boys on this show before.

619
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know.

620
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 3: The ones riding motorized unicycles, ones covered in Harry Potter tattoos. Yeah,

621
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Speaker 3: even ones who dared to wear white after Labor Day,

622
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: a white fedora. But we may have just met the

623
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: baddest of all the baddies, and it's because of how

624
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: he met his date, which involved a court order and

625
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: a whole shell full of canned chickpeas. Try not to

626
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 3: fall in love when you hear what happened in your

627
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: second date update. Right after this second date update date

628
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: and the great prophet Rihanna taught us that sometimes you

629
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 3: can find love even in the most hopeless of places.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

631
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Speaker 3: Wouldn't you know it was right right because one of

632
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: our listeners, Sean, emailed in saying he had a romantic

633
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: connection recently in a place you probably wouldn't think to

634
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 3: go find love.

635
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I find.

636
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: That out in just a second. Where it is, we'll see, Sean.

637
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show man.

638
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 11: Hey, how are you guys?

639
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm always concerned if Jeffrey's weirded out about where you

640
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: found love just from his own love.

641
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 4: Grocery store.

642
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: I didn't say weirded out. I just said it was unexpected.

643
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that's true. That's a different definition.

644
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: So where was this place, Sean? And how many unexpected

645
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 3: holes did you find in the walls around you?

646
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 11: So long story short. I had to do community service

647
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 11: for by of mine, but I chose to do volunteer

648
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 11: work at a food bank the other week and cool.

649
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah. So I met a girl named Sophie

650
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 11: was really cute and she was also volunteering.

651
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, hold on, you can say also volunteering.

652
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 4: She was volunteering. You were forced to be there.

653
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's cool that you chose a great jobeah,

654
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 1: but force volunteering.

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Speaker 11: Bracker way to put it.

656
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 3: Okay, did she know?

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00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: Can I just ask right off the bat? Did she

658
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: know that's why you were there?

659
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 4: Oh?

660
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 3: Good?

661
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 11: I think she thought I was also just like volunteering, okay,

662
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 11: and you never mentioned it?

663
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 3: Well why would you?

664
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Speaker 6: Hey?

665
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: Hey, everyone, I don't want to be here. The courts

666
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 3: made me. But uh, you know, let's help some people out.

667
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm not a volunteer. I'm a criminal.

668
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I don't want to start for my deficit.

669
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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.

670
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Speaker 1: Some people lead into the bad boy thing.

671
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm curious. How did you start things off?

672
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Speaker 3: What was the opener?

673
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 11: I tried to make a joke while we were there,

674
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 11: and it was a little inappropriate. I said, uh, yeah,

675
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 11: they called me up because apparently they ran on a sausage.

676
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh wow wow.

677
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: Wait wait she laughed at that.

678
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 11: No, she didn't get it.

679
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 6: Okay, she said, I.

680
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 11: Don't think they can store meats here. It's mostly just

681
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 11: canned good.

682
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't explain the joke. I hope you

683
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: just want to.

684
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: No, No, it's funny because I'm referencing my body.

685
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm talking about peperon.

686
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 11: No, I'm glad. I just moved on.

687
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 3: Disguise.

688
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: Let's not pull that one out anymore.

689
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 4: Your choice of words, bro.

690
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 3: So what ended up happening with you and Sophie.

691
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 11: Well, we were there together for like three hours, and

692
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 11: we were just side by side for a long time,

693
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 11: just talking, getting to know each other. And the more

694
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 11: we hung out, the more relaxed and comfortable I felt

695
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 11: with her, and I think the feeling was mutual.

696
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: Oh you do think so, because no one goes into

697
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: volunteering at a food bank thinking they're going to meet somebody.

698
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: She may have just you know, was friendly.

699
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's makeup and nice stress and go volunteered more

700
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 3: cleavage the real natural Sophie.

701
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, how often you with somebody for three hours

702
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 11: straight nowadays? You know besides like golfing?

703
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we for like nine hours prison cell in

704
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: your case.

705
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 3: Oh that was important joke?

706
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 9: All right?

707
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: Did you end up asking her out?

708
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 11: Well? Yeah, I mean, well I'm in another joke at

709
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 11: the end, and I was like, I've got an empty backpack.

710
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 11: We can load it up and have dinner.

711
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 4: Now you're stealing from the food bank.

712
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Did she laugh?

713
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 5: Then?

714
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, she laughed.

715
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 3: She has a sense of humor.

716
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: Joke all right, So did you go share a can

717
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: of spaghettios together?

718
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 11: So I told her I wanted to volunteer again when

719
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 11: she was working. So I got her number and we

720
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 11: texted for like two hours that night.

721
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.

722
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 3: I keep the conversation going.

723
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: So it was it was obviously a romantic thing.

724
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 11: Then, yeah, that's right.

725
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 5: Good.

726
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 11: Then, Ever since those two hours, nothing doesn't responded to anything.

727
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: Have you gone and volunteered?

728
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 3: No?

729
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't think.

730
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 3: Maybe your bad boy attitude rubbed off on her and

731
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 3: now she's living a life of crime.

732
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 4: She can't go back. She did steal a bunch of stuff.

733
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 3: She took him. Seriously, I have no idea.

734
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 11: I'm just wondering, man, I don't know. Maybe she lost

735
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 11: her phone. I don't know.

736
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: I think so.

737
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you replace them immediately.

738
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, Maybe one of her roommates explained the sausage

739
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 11: joke to her later.

740
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: You know, I bet she didn't even remember that.

741
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: If anything, she should like you more after she understands.

742
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 4: She's like, oh, wait a minute, she's hilarious.

743
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 3: All right, So how long has it been since you volunteered?

744
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 11: Like a week?

745
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: Okay, she definitely has a phone. A week with no

746
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 3: response is a big red flag. We're gonna call her

747
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 3: and see if she even answers. Maybe she didn't actually

748
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: change her number after working with you. I hope. Maybe

749
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 3: we'll find something in the middle. When we come back.

750
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: We'll do your second date update. Right after this second

751
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 3: date update, we're over. Like ninety percent of these calls

752
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: now have people that meet on dating apps, But today's

753
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 3: was different. These two met volunteering at a food bank today.

754
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: I think my heart will go on? Is that what

755
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: I hear? Slow?

756
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for derailing what I was saying. They met

757
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: at a food bank, yeah, and that's where Sean ran

758
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 3: into Sophie. They sparked a whirlwind romance. They're filled with

759
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: canned goods and canned.

760
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: Laughter and sausage jokes.

761
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 3: But even though they texted for hours afterwards, suddenly she

762
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 3: cut off all communication. Yeah, which is weird, and Sean

763
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 3: rest of shirt. I talked to Brooke off the air,

764
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: and she promised, unlike the last seven ones of these

765
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 3: that we've done, She's not gonna throw you under the bus.

766
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 3: Doesn't that feel good?

767
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 11: I appreciate that, Brooke.

768
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think you swear it on that one.

769
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't trust her, but that's what she

770
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 3: says at least.

771
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it really feels, honestly, like this comes down

772
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: to she thought you guys were friends, and maybe you

773
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: finally made the move on text message and she finally

774
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: got it right texting that could be just like three texts, yeah, honestly,

775
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: and like scheduling when he was supposed to come in again.

776
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 3: Right, Remember how we said we're not going to throw

777
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 3: Sean under the bus.

778
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: I don't know that she saw the same way you

779
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: did the relationship.

780
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: Is that a bad thing for a little more hope

781
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 3: when we okay.

782
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we can put her onto the idea.

783
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: You know what. I hope that she got arrested and

784
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 3: she's in jail and you guys are going to service

785
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 3: sentence together sometimes the bus. Now, the point is we're

786
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 3: all on your side here, Sean, no matter what. So

787
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 3: let's do this right now.

788
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 11: Okay, you guys appreciate your support a lot.

789
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but supporting just like volunteers. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

790
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: is it Sophie?

791
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 6: Yes, who's calling?

792
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 3: Good question? My name is jeff from a radio show

793
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 3: you might have heard of called Brooke and Jeffrey in

794
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 3: the Morning. Uh.

795
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: Okay, have thought we were big on the volunteer circuit,

796
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: but apparently not.

797
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 10: You don't tell a radio voice.

798
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. Brook doesn't have a very good voice

799
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 3: for radio. It's true.

800
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 11: Wow.

801
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: Okay, I was going to say we called your mom

802
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: just now. She would say, Jeffrey, I.

803
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 3: Don't know what's going on. But Sophie, we're doing a

804
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 3: segment called a Second Date Update. We would like you

805
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 3: to be involved because we're trying to help out one

806
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 3: of our listeners named Sean.

807
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh, Sean and you guys didn't really go on a date.

808
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 4: You just met out and volunteered.

809
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I thought he seemed nice.

810
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: Did you understand that he was like interested in you,

811
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: you know, and wanted to you did?

812
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: No?

813
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 10: No, I mean I was thinking about him. I mean

814
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 10: actually the high evening after that.

815
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've dug him, you were into it?

816
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just can't trust him, can't trust him.

817
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 3: Why why do you say that?

818
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 7: So?

819
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 10: I guess because I was thinking about him that night

820
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 10: and I went to bed and he was in my dream.

821
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 10: We were back at the food bab.

822
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe the delivery of sausages.

823
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 3: I don't.

824
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 6: Sorry, what does that mean?

825
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: Just don't worry about it.

826
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: It's just so good. Why is it bad that he

827
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: was with you in the dream at the food bank?

828
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 10: So he was stocking shelves and his phone went off

829
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 10: in your dream? Yeah, my dream and I look over

830
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 10: and it's his fiance and okay, very clear that he

831
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 10: was cheating on.

832
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: Her in your dream.

833
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not a very good dream.

834
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: Why is that why you can't trust him?

835
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 10: Because I knew it was a sign.

836
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: A sign that you have some trust issues and relationships.

837
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: And now they're playing out in your dreams, no more

838
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: of a.

839
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 10: Sign that he's big trouble at the universe was warning

840
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 10: me that I need to stay away from him.

841
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: But it's just a dream though he didn't actually do anything.

842
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 10: No, I know, I know, because that gives you really

843
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 10: vivid dream.

844
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: No.

845
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 10: It's the thing is, I have these types of dreams

846
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 10: and they turned out to be real.

847
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 4: Oh, you're like, very very intuni.

848
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm skeptical.

849
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: I am too.

850
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: I wonder the people like that that are.

851
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: Psychic in their dreams. But okay, if even if that

852
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: was the case, if you thought that they was real,

853
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just ask him?

854
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 7: Yeah?

855
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 10: I just trust my gut. And you know, back in

856
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 10: high school, I had a boyfriend high school was cheating

857
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 10: on me.

858
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: Yes, high school, but it happened.

859
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 10: I dreamed it first and then it was true.

860
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, they have intuitions.

861
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 3: I think we probably do need to step back for

862
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 3: a second. How could Sean be cheating when the two

863
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 3: of you haven't even gone out on an official date.

864
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: It's a very good point.

865
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, but you know he's interested in me. He made

866
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 10: that clear.

867
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 11: He was flirting with neighbor texts and in your.

868
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: Dream, he wasn't cheating on you. He was cheating on

869
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: his pretend fiance.

870
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 10: Or real fiance. I mean, that's that's what I think

871
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 10: is happening.

872
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, well luckily we don't know. We can know

873
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: right now by punching up Sean, who's actually on the

874
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 3: other line, O, Sean, Yeah he is? I think So, Sean,

875
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: can you put your fiance on the phone. I'd like

876
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 3: to talk to him.

877
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 11: I don't have a fiance. I'm single, single.

878
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: Man.

879
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 4: I don't know what to believe.

880
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: That so easy to convince to go one way or

881
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: the other.

882
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 3: I'm looking at our textboard right now, and there's a

883
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: lot of people who are also skeptical about this.

884
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

885
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 3: Just not calling a guy back over a dream that

886
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 3: you had.

887
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know? Sometimes my husband's cheated

888
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: on me in my.

889
00:42:49,480 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: Dreams that come always your husband's never you, Sean, you

890
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 3: reached out about Sophia here. Let me just ask you.

891
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: Let's just get this out in the open. Are there

892
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 3: any other women that you're currently.

893
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 11: Dating or I'm dingle so I am talking to other women,

894
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 11: but it would be weird.

895
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 5: If I want Yeah, that's normal, I know it I

896
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 5: have these feelings.

897
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 3: He's talking.

898
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: That's how dating works.

899
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 5: You.

900
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, guys, who they're talking? But I know what that means.

901
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 10: I mean conn a you talking to her vertically or horizontally.

902
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: You guys haven't even gone on the date.

903
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 3: You're not being romantic with other people, right, Sean?

904
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: Why does it matter? That would be fine?

905
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: I mean she wants to know.

906
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 4: I want to know. I think we all want to know.

907
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 4: I want to know.

908
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 11: You all want to know. What do you all want

909
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 11: to know?

910
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 4: Who have you been sharing your sausage wins?

911
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 3: Why are you being romantic with other women?

912
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 6: Creepy question?

913
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 10: See, I told you he doesn't want to answer it.

914
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: I mean he's thinking for a while to say something.

915
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: Guys, because you nobody wants to talk about the other

916
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: people are talking to with someone. They're trying to pursue

917
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: you and ask that.

918
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff, I'm the one.

919
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 4: You guys who to believe.

920
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 11: If you have nothing to worry about, You're the one

921
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 11: I'm interested in. You're the one I want to go

922
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 11: out on a day with.

923
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 4: That's nice.

924
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 11: That is so weird.

925
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 10: That's exactly what you said in my dream.

926
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 4: What oh.

927
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 6: Word for words?

928
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 3: It's not this is a really creative way to blow

929
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 3: off a guy without feeling bad.

930
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 4: About That's true.

931
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 10: I'm not trying to blow him off. That's what happened

932
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 10: in the dream. Next thing, I know, he's with his fiance.

933
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a sign that you're about to meet your fiance.

934
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,720
Speaker 1: Couldn't it be interpreted other ways? It is a dream.

935
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 10: Look, the last time I had a treating dream, it

936
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 10: was two years ago where I dreamed I cheated on

937
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 10: my boyfriend and then I actually did it.

938
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, you can't roll over. I can dream that

939
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 4: I kissed Jet on the cheek and I can do

940
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 4: it right now.

941
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 3: Jose you look so.

942
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 8: I don't think you're.

943
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: Want to change her mind that this one.

944
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 6: I'm just saying the universe works in weird ways.

945
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I think you might be right, Sophie, because

946
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 3: I had a dream last night that the two people

947
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 3: on the phone said yes to going out. Over the

948
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: universe says you two should see each other again. I

949
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 3: bet it was a romantic dream and we should pay

950
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 3: for it.

951
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 10: No, man, I just have to trust myself on this one.

952
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: What if I for What if I throw in a

953
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: gift card for extra sausage?

954
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 10: Don't you keep saying sausage.

955
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Nor should you fine? I find Sophie.

956
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm giving up on this one, Sean.

957
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 4: See each other.

958
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: The volunteering, Yeah, Sean, you're gonna be volunteering again, like

959
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: you said.

960
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 11: Well, I gotta get back on the dating scene. After

961
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 11: being paroled for a while, I knew.

962
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 10: I should have my gosh, no, thank you.

963
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 3: She had a prison dream, Sophie, You're amazing.

964
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 4: The fountain was a conjugal visit.

965
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

966
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, I can't stop thinking about that woman's ex

967
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 3: boyfriend and what that conversation was like when she came

968
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 3: back and told him, Sweetie, it's not my fault. I

969
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: cheated on you. I dreamed it first. Yeah, the universe

970
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 3: forced it to.

971
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 4: Happen, prevented it.

972
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't my decision.

973
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 3: How do you think he could have possibly taken that.

974
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: I just have a feeling they got back together for

975
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: a little while. I just do if he was with

976
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: her to begin with.

977
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: She's a little cuckoo, and you know the cuckoo ones

978
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: are the best. We're gonna give ten points to Hufflepuff

979
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 3: for creativity.

980
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's mine.

981
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 4: That's where I live.

982
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: It is have a huffle.

983
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: That makes sense.

984
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, shocker, they didn't go out on another day.

985
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: It I don't know why she didn't dream that.

986
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: What if she hasn't dreamed tonight though, that they went

987
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: out and then she calls us back.

988
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 4: Wait a minute's another dream.

989
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 3: It's possible.

990
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh, you never know.

991
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: With her. We're going to keep our email open for

992
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 3: her and for literally anybody else that we could help. Yeah,

993
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: that's what we're here for.

994
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: Obviously, have no standards.

995
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 3: No email the show. We'll call that person wasn't calling

996
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 3: you back. Go check out all of our second date

997
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 3: podcasts and all the podcasts from the show online wherever

998
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: you get them.

999
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: And if you could subscribe to that'd be cool.

1000
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, only a few times.

1001
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1002
00:47:53,080 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 3: Catfishing, ghosting, benching, double scooping what you might think? So

1003
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 3: those are all modern dating terms that just sprung up

1004
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 3: to describe our weird romantic behavior over the last few years.

1005
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 3: But turns out dating has actually been a total mess

1006
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: going back centuries.

1007
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't know why that that should make us feel better.

1008
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the team of researchers just dug into dating

1009
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 3: ads from over one hundred years ago that were placed

1010
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 3: in local newspapers, and they found the profiles were eerily

1011
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: similar to the ones that we're writing today.

1012
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 4: Really interesting.

1013
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this, You're never going to look at

1014
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 3: Grandma the same way after you found out the weird

1015
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 3: and way too honest things she was writing in her

1016
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: dating ads. We'll read some of the best ones coming

1017
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 3: up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1018
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 3: And when it comes to dating, we always talk about

1019
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 3: how technology and apps like Tinder and Bumble have completely

1020
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: changed the game. Yeah, well has it really? Because even

1021
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 3: might feel like writing dating bios and swiping through profiles

1022
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 3: and even catfishing are all new phenomenons, the truth is

1023
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 3: none of that is actually new. And if you think

1024
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 3: sweet Grandma Enid wasn't ghosting dudes left and right in

1025
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: her heyday, you don't know Granny.

1026
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, these stories because a team of researchers recently

1027
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 12: dove into thousands of dating profiles from over one hundred

1028
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 12: years ago, and they found there's actually more similarities to

1029
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 12: modern dating than they.

1030
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 3: Ever could have expected.

1031
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: Really.

1032
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 3: Of course, back in Nana's time, they didn't have fancy

1033
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 3: smartphones to swipe through and meet people. They were still

1034
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 3: using flip phones and those technologies just didn't have the

1035
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 3: dating apps.

1036
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: Opright.

1037
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Back in the old days, thirsty singles used to

1038
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: take out dating ads in their local newspaper and just

1039
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 3: hope that people would respond.

1040
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: You know what, Wait, she's asking newspaper.

1041
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: Before Google, you could buy him on the street corner.

1042
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: They deliver it right to your door. But anyway, in

1043
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 3: those times, people were a lot more honest about what

1044
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 3: they wanted in a romantic partner. For example, this ad

1045
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 3: written by a guy in eighteen ninety eight reads wanted

1046
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 3: wife farmer's daughter preferred, must be willing to marry poor man.

1047
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: I mean even appreciate the honesty of what he was.

1048
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: Also right, he.

1049
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 3: Says, must be good girl, good looking, weight one hundred

1050
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: or under. No street walkers need.

1051
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: Apply exactly, you give her a pet. Yeah, And after

1052
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: you write must be willing to marry poor man, you

1053
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: don't get to write yeah yeah.

1054
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: They were also more forthcoming about their other needs to okay.

1055
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 3: For example, this ad from eighteen ninety nine says widow

1056
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 3: forty four Southerner, own my own home, would like the

1057
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 3: hearthstone of my heart swept and the cobwebs brushed away.

1058
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: Oh girl, wow? I mean, is she the cardi b

1059
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: of her age?

1060
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 3: She does clarify seeking matrimony.

1061
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guess she has to say that. Yeah,

1062
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: but those cobwebs. She'll take anybody exactly, you.

1063
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: Know, weird. No mention of her being interested in hiking

1064
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: or photography or not being your typical girl's girl. If

1065
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 3: you're just tuning in. We're looking at dating ads that

1066
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 3: were placed in the newspapers over one hundred years ago

1067
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 3: and seeing how it compares to modern dating profiles. And

1068
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 3: I think one of the most interesting things is how

1069
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,479
Speaker 3: blatant they used to be about what they were willing

1070
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 3: to compromise on and what they weren't.

1071
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're putting your red flags or your yes.

1072
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 3: Yes out there like this. One says gentlemen of thirty

1073
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 3: would like to meet or correspond with a widow or maid.

1074
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 3: No triflers, no waitresses, no shooting gallery clerks or lady

1075
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: barbers will be considered.

1076
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: No triflers. I think I would have been a trifle.

1077
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: And occasionally women would basically admit in their ads too

1078
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 3: that I want a sugar daddy. Oh, and it was.

1079
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: It was more acceptable back then than it even.

1080
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Is now because women couldn't really have jobs maybe all

1081
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: the time after all.

1082
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 3: Like this one says, young woman reared in luxury, having

1083
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 3: lost everything and earned her living for the past eight years,

1084
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: is tired of teaching and wishes a home. Would like

1085
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 3: to meet a well to do businessman who would appreciate

1086
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 3: refinement and affection in a wife. Must own automobile. I

1087
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: love that word.

1088
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 9: Radio tired.

1089
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 4: You must have a nice car.

1090
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 3: I will put out a lot of these vintage dating ads.

1091
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: They just put their net worth in there too, as

1092
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 3: a way to.

1093
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: Lure people in here, just stating it the paper.

1094
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: They say, bachelor girl, age thirty one, worth twenty eight

1095
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. All right, that's okay, it's the whole ad.

1096
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: That's it.

1097
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 3: That's it.

1098
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 4: That's the only No, I'm hitting her up. She's still

1099
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 4: a lot.

1100
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 3: Ok And this one says, seek husband for maiden lady,

1101
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 3: age twenty three Okay, worth eighty five hundred e swipe

1102
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 3: left on that one.

1103
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 4: Sorry, no, turn the page left?

1104
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I turned the page. I forgot the page.

1105
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 3: The best part is people used to get catfished back

1106
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 3: then too, what. Yeah, this is crazy because in the

1107
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: nineteen twenties a man and woman made national news after

1108
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 3: they tricked over three hundred people using dating profile ads.

1109
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 2: WHOA.

1110
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 3: Apparently there were a married couple who took on dozens

1111
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 3: of different aliases, and they'd answer dating ads from local newspapers,

1112
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 3: pretending to be the man or woman of that person's dreams,

1113
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,959
Speaker 3: just like today. They'd correspond. Then they ask for things

1114
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 3: like railroad fare so that they could come out and visit,

1115
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 3: ask for new clothes and accessories so they could look

1116
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: dapper when they arrived, and then they'd pocket the cash

1117
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 3: and never go.

1118
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, makes us feel better, doesn't it. Yeah, the

1119
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: human kind has always been idiots. Yeah, it's not a

1120
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: recent event, the.

1121
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,479
Speaker 4: Oldest in the buck.

1122
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1123
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 3: But there is one dating ad from eighteen sixty five

1124
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 3: that stands out from the rest, and it went viral

1125
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 3: recently because everyone agrees this guy is actually a catch.

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00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

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00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: His ad was titled chance for a Spinster.

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00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,959
Speaker 1: They're not talking to you yet, Alexis, but a couple

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00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: of years.

1130
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 3: It says, I am eighteen years old, have a good

1131
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 3: set of teeth, and believe in Andy Johnson and the

1132
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 3: fourth of July. Yeah, there you go, all American man.

1133
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on the good teeth, good teeth. You know.

1134
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 3: I can't believe he believes in Andy Johnson. What a rebel.

1135
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 3: It says, I've taken up a large lot, cleared eighteen

1136
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 3: acres and seeded ten of it. My buckwheat looks first rate.

1137
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 3: The oats and potatoes are bully.

1138
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh this girl, did you see that.

1139
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 3: Man's we hear about his oats? I have got nine sheep,

1140
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 3: a two year old bull, and two heifers, besides a

1141
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 3: house and barn. I want to get married. I want

1142
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 3: to buy bread and butter, hoopskirts, and waterfalls for some

1143
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 3: person of a female persuasion.

1144
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: He wants to get us waterfalls, Yeah, skirts broke.

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00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 6: You know.

1146
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: She always told me not to go chasing those things,

1147
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: but I might.

1148
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 3: He says, that's what's the matter with me. But I

1149
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 3: don't know how to do it. Well, doesn't know how

1150
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 3: to find that woman of his dreams.

1151
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: I mean, a pretty good offer.

1152
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 3: I know. I saw Alexis swooning as I was reading it.

1153
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 4: I'm all over that.

1154
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,959
Speaker 3: From nineteen eighty five. He's over one hundred years old.

1155
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 3: I mean, he's your type.

1156
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 12: She's like, as long as I could wear crop tops,

1157
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 12: I think it'll be good.

1158
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 3: So there you go. Hopefully that makes you feel a

1159
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 3: little bit better about your miserable dating life in the modern.

1160
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 5: Era frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1161
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 3: I got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks.

1162
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 3: Her name is Sophia and she was actually born in Italy.

1163
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 3: Cool and Italian people, or as we call them Italy

1164
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 3: it's well, that's what they're called.

1165
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would ask Sophia. I'm gonna get you can

1166
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: call them whatever you want.

1167
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 3: Love their food. So asked her what's her top three

1168
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 3: favorite Italian foods? And Sophia's at number one. Pizza.

1169
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh that a girl.

1170
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,439
Speaker 3: It's better in Italy than it is over here.

1171
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 6: Yes, for sure, hands down.

1172
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

1173
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 3: That number two was gelato.

1174
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I just want to swim. I just want

1175
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: to bathe in it. So good.

1176
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 3: What flavor?

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00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: I do really like mint, which is unpopular, but it

1178
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: really is. I really like pistachio.

1179
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 3: Her third favorite Italian food canole, just because you can

1180
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 3: say with the accent the canoelies can Yeah. Yeah, Now

1181
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 3: we're all hungry, so we're gonna send a bok out.

1182
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 3: She's gonna go to the breakthrom and bring us all

1183
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 3: back some food. And while she's out there, we're gonna

1184
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 3: explain the rules. Sophia, you got thirty seconds answer as

1185
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1186
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 3: could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright

1187
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 3: to win. Are you ready? Yep? So good good luck.

1188
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen sixty two,

1189
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: Pete Best was removed from the Beatles and replaced by

1190
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 3: who Paul, John Georgi or Ringo All. The first issue

1191
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 3: of Sports Illustrated was published on this day.

1192
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 6: In what decade the nineteen nineties.

1193
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: Originally called Marathon, What candy bar changed its name globally

1194
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety uh Which Kardashian owns a denim brand

1195
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 3: called Good American Kardashian. Joe Biden is what number president.

1196
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 2: Of forty six?

1197
00:57:59,600 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 8: All right?

1198
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 3: Okay, through out a guess on that one. We'll see

1199
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 3: if your ride book's going to come back into the studio.

1200
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 3: And it looks like, Sophia, did you start a new

1201
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 3: job working from home or have you always had this

1202
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 3: job in tech?

1203
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 10: I started when I graduated from college, so I've had

1204
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 10: it for a couple of years.

1205
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Top three things you love about being in tech?

1206
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: Okay, we're making list everything.

1207
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 3: All top three lists.

1208
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 4: On the show.

1209
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, just tell us one. What's what do you like

1210
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 3: about working in tech?

1211
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 6: I like that it gives me flexibility and creativity.

1212
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 3: She's Italian and she's flexible.

1213
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: Wow, put that on your dating a progra I'm gonna

1214
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: say she's young and hopeful, which is nothing that we

1215
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: are anymore.

1216
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 3: All Right, Sophia, your turn is done. We're going over

1217
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: to Brook You ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now.

1218
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 3: On this day. In nineteen sixty two, Pete Best was

1219
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 3: removed from the Beatles and replaced by who Bring Paul? Okay?

1220
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 3: The first issue of Sports Illustrated was published on this day.

1221
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: In what decades?

1222
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated sixties.

1223
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 3: Globally are originally called Marathon What candy bar changed its

1224
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 3: name globally in nineteen ninety.

1225
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: Uh Marathon Snickers.

1226
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 3: Which Kardashian owns a denim brand called Good America. Oh, Chloe,

1227
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 3: Joe Biden is what number president for?

1228
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

1229
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 3: Almost that one. We'll see if you're right. Go to

1230
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 3: the scoreboard. With Jose, So did you eat a lot

1231
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: of French onion soup last night? Or is that just

1232
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 3: the natural scent your body secretes? Some girl said that

1233
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: to me.

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00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: You got to correct today, they say in dwar and

1235
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 2: I'll fix.

1236
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 3: No, He's gonna trust Jose and Brook.

1237
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 4: You got thar? Sorry, I speak Italian, you don't.

1238
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: How just one innocent segment? Do we have a whole

1239
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: country hat?

1240
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 3: Let's get the answers in for everybody. On this day.

1241
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 3: In nineteen sixty two, Pete Bess was removed from the

1242
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 3: Beatles got replaced by Ringo Star. Wow, he was the

1243
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 3: original drummer. Did not know that I ever knew that

1244
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 3: first issue of Sports Illustrator was published on this day

1245
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: in the nineteen fifties. Nineteen fifty four was the first one.

1246
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 3: Originally called Marathon. They changed it to Snickers in nineteen

1247
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 3: ninety Gloebide it was the UK. It was still Marathon

1248
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 3: up until nineteen ninety.

1249
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: That's a weird name change.

1250
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: It is Chloe Kardashian owns the Denham brand, good American

1251
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 3: and Joe Biden is president number forty so many and.

1252
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 4: It's like another old white dude.

1253
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 3: We get it now, we have the Americans hating us too.

1254
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 3: There we go, Sophia. Not quite enough to beat Brook

1255
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 3: this time. But the good news is just for playing,

1256
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 3: you get some Brook and Jeffrey swag to take home.

1257
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 2: Oay for you.

1258
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: Awesome, thank you. Yeah, I'm glad you're doing this instead

1259
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: of actually working when you're out home right now.

1260
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah sweet. Since you're free to come back and play anytime,

1261
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 3: you're welcome on the show. We'll be back to the

1262
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow

1263
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.