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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Let's get to the

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Speaker 1: phone tap and today we reach out to a young

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Speaker 1: woman who recently went through a tough breakup. And we

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Speaker 1: all know the best way to get over somebody is

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Speaker 1: to get phone tapped by somebody. Oh that's not That's

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Speaker 1: not how I say it either. That's what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: try to do today. And the person who set her

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Speaker 1: ups that she might recognize my voice from the radio,

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Speaker 1: so I had to record it from a cell phone.

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Speaker 1: So it's not going to sound as professional as it

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Speaker 1: does in the studio. And I want to apologize to

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Speaker 1: all of our listeners who are used to hearing my

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Speaker 1: deep sensual voice. I'm sorry the audio quality. It's just

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Speaker 1: not going to sound the same already, I know, so

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Speaker 1: we'll get back to the deep sensuality a little bit later,

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Speaker 1: but for now, it's time for your phone. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Kurt from Grocery delivery. I'm looking for Sheila. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is her. Hi, Sila, I'm your shopper today. I

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Speaker 1: just I wanted to ask you about a couple of substitutes. Okay, sure, Um,

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Speaker 1: By any chance, did you just go through a breakup? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What Hopefully I'm not being too forward, but

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Speaker 1: did someone dump you recently? How is that any of

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Speaker 1: your business? I just I'm looking at your shopping list

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Speaker 1: and I saw two boxes of refined cereals and a

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Speaker 1: package of processed ham. How do you get a breakup

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Speaker 1: from that? Well, I'm a psychology major at the local university,

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Speaker 1: and in my studies I've learned those types of food

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Speaker 1: or what people tend to eat if they're feeling anxious

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Speaker 1: and sad. What. So you know, I went and I

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Speaker 1: looked you up on Instagram just to yeah, I looked

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Speaker 1: you up on Intagram. This is part of my job.

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Speaker 1: How is that a part of your job? Well, I

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Speaker 1: want to get to know the people that i'm delivering too.

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Speaker 1: And I noticed there's a guy on there a few

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Speaker 1: months ago, but he's not in any of your recent

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Speaker 1: on my Instagram. I was just trying to be helpful. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not helpful, and I just need you to deliver

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Speaker 1: my grocery that I don't need to be like analyzed

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Speaker 1: by a psych student. Okay, all right, I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: to step on any toes here. Just let me continue

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Speaker 1: through the list. Is that okay? Fine? But you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be snoop had people's instagrams. Okay, noted? So I went

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Speaker 1: ahead and I replaced some of your pastries with salmon. Wait,

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Speaker 1: did you say you replaced my danishes with salmon? Salmon

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Speaker 1: and bok CHOI no, how would you think that that's

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Speaker 1: an equal substitution. Oh it's not. It's definitely more expensive,

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Speaker 1: but the folic acid is off the chart. Can you

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Speaker 1: stop and understand what you're doing. It's because salmon is

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Speaker 1: a mood booster, and I know breakups can be hard.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to make you feel better after getting done.

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Speaker 1: You know what you need to do is shut up,

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Speaker 1: get the groceries that are on my list from to

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Speaker 1: my house, and I don't need to hear any of

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Speaker 1: your extras shop. Okay, Well, can I just make one suggestion? No,

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Speaker 1: you can't just tell me the substitute like the real ones.

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Speaker 1: I won't make a suggestion then, I'll just put it

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Speaker 1: in the form of a question like in Jeopardy, and

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Speaker 1: the question is what does red wine, pumpkin risotto, and

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Speaker 1: vegan chick be noodle soup having commons? I don't care.

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Speaker 1: You might care if you knew that those are just

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Speaker 1: a few foods recommended by the Clinical Psychological Association that

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Speaker 1: can help you feel recharged. Okay, you are obviously not

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Speaker 1: getting the message at this point. I will be talking

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Speaker 1: to your supervisor. All right, extremely inappropriate. You're not really

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Speaker 1: mad at me here. You're mad at your X, aren't

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Speaker 1: you stop. That's why I'm saying the B six vitamin

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Speaker 1: supplement that I put into your car it's going to

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Speaker 1: do wonder. I am done. I am done with this call. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm done too, and I should probably tell

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Speaker 1: you I'm breaking up with you as your grocery delivery guy.

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Speaker 1: You think so well. I know I don't think I'm funny,

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Speaker 1: but I guess your friend Hannah does. Okay, what now

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Speaker 1: you know about my friend Hannah? Is that from stalking

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Speaker 1: my Instagram too? I should probably just tell you the truth.

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Speaker 1: And that's what My name's Jeff and her work on

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Speaker 1: a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Hannah set you up for a phone tap. Wait, she

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Speaker 1: said you needed to pick me up after getting out

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Speaker 1: of a long term deal with a guy. She thought

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Speaker 1: this might make you laugh. Oh wait, so she thought

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Speaker 1: it would be a good idea to pray for me

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Speaker 1: after a break up. Well, she thought a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call might lift your spirits a little bit. She said,

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Speaker 1: you've been feeling kind of down. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. We just wanted to make you feel better

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Speaker 1: and make you laugh. And Hannah said you'd be a

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Speaker 1: good sport once you found out it was a joke.

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Speaker 1: When you said that you were taking away my genishes,

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Speaker 1: that is like what really got me mad. I mean

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Speaker 1: like that's when somebody's gaining a ship after a break up.

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Speaker 1: Wey if it makes you feel better. I also have

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Speaker 1: your ex's grocery order. He wants seven sleeves of raw

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Speaker 1: cookie dough, so it sounds like he's doing great. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what week up every morning with food tabs weekday mornings

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