Speaker 1: Looking Jewels second date date. In life, you've got to
Speaker 1: know how to read a situation correctly. Okay, right. For example,
Speaker 1: the other day, I got an email from our bosses
Speaker 1: saying I had a mandatory corporate meeting, and to me,
Speaker 1: that meant manage. So I showed up to the bosses
Speaker 1: office naked, and you know what, I was right? Okay,
Speaker 1: I read that situation correctly. But Kyle, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone right now for a second eight update, definitely read
Speaker 1: a situation wrong and now he thinks he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back because of it. What's up, Kyle? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Everybody? Hello? Gentlemen? Hey, hi Kyle. Please
Speaker 1: don't tell me you did what Jewel did and showed
Speaker 1: up to your first date expecting a manage I mean
Speaker 1: you always hold out hope. No, I came fully closed,
Speaker 1: okay good. I had like the opposite experience actually, where
Speaker 1: I got a friend of mine from high school hit
Speaker 1: me up on Facebook and wanted to meet up. She
Speaker 1: had always been sort of like a just cooler than
Speaker 1: everyone else, like into very obscure music scene sort of person.
Speaker 1: Oh so kind of a hipster absolutely yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: always found her like unapproachably cool. I was living in
Speaker 1: a small high school world and she was living in
Speaker 1: a larger world of the art. Okay, you're like, how
Speaker 1: can I talk to this girl? I've never even heard
Speaker 1: of the bands that she knows, way out of my league. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did not want to talk about you know, good Charlotte.
Speaker 1: What is her name, by the way, Beth? Beth? All right,
Speaker 1: so Beth hit you up on Facebook and wanted to
Speaker 1: meet up. Yeah, she had just gotten back from a
Speaker 1: nine year stint in Germany starting a record label, and
Speaker 1: she was relocating to America. She had to you know,
Speaker 1: find her footing. Okay, so she's still cooler than you,
Speaker 1: is what I'm guessing. Oh, for life, I'm sure. But
Speaker 1: how did you know that she was asking you out
Speaker 1: on a date because it just sounds like she wanted
Speaker 1: to catch up with an old high school friend. To me, Well,
Speaker 1: this was precisely what I thought, to the extent that
Speaker 1: actually my brother who was around, was like, hey, mind
Speaker 1: if I join you? And I said, oh, yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: because he knew Bess in high school. Also, he was
Speaker 1: just a year younger than me, and so I thought
Speaker 1: we'd just have a fun time. You know, catching up
Speaker 1: and what we've been up to. Okay, okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: guessing you showed up and she thought it was a date. Yes,
Speaker 1: So I showed up to the place that she told
Speaker 1: me to go. I was, without it out, under dressed
Speaker 1: for this place, but it was not There was not
Speaker 1: a problem there. Let me in any way, and she
Speaker 1: wasn't there yet, so we just grabbed a beer. But
Speaker 1: when she came in, she was decked out, and I,
Speaker 1: in that moment, felt that I had misread a potential
Speaker 1: date situation and I needed to bail this brother out
Speaker 1: of it. Well, well, maybe she just looks good like
Speaker 1: all the time. Maybe she just was dressed up like
Speaker 1: she normally is. I believe she probably does look that
Speaker 1: good all the time. But there was a disappointment in
Speaker 1: the way that she greeted me with, Oh, you brought
Speaker 1: your brother. Oh yeah, I read the situation wrong, And
Speaker 1: how awkward for your brother? Yeah, like, ah, why guys,
Speaker 1: Well you would think right that that would be immediately
Speaker 1: awkward and he would have to leave. He was not
Speaker 1: feeling the same thing I was feeling about it, and
Speaker 1: I was dropping hints. I'm like, hey, don't you have
Speaker 1: to do a thing. You know, I tried that one.
Speaker 1: We seemed like a dead giveaway, right, And he said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good man, I can hang out all night. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was just loving being out in the world and
Speaker 1: feeling like the nostalgia of old people from high school. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's like, this is amazing. I'm so glad we could
Speaker 1: get together as friends and all of us not be
Speaker 1: on a date. That'd be weird, right. Yeah. So as
Speaker 1: he's about to go grab us all another round, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's actually go somewhere else in the hopes that in
Speaker 1: this movement that can sort of shake him free. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're trying to your brother. Yeah, there's like this like
Speaker 1: weird Americana bar right in the neighborhood down the street.
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of like, hey, let's go check that out.
Speaker 1: And I say to my brother, Hey, I think I
Speaker 1: left the stove on. You should probably go home. Oh
Speaker 1: that is so obvious. And what did your brother say?
Speaker 1: He just told me no, I double checked the stove.
Speaker 1: We're good. So funny though, Did you ever shake your brother? No?
Speaker 1: He was unflappable. He even did have a thing to
Speaker 1: do later that he blew off to stay with us,
Speaker 1: even with your brother there. I mean, you guys all
Speaker 1: have the shared experience of high school together. Were you
Speaker 1: able to have fun? Objectively? Yes, it was a good time.
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of drinks and a bunch of laughs.
Speaker 1: But my brother just sitting there dumbly, not understanding what's
Speaker 1: going on, prevented the conversation between her and I from
Speaker 1: flirtation or like a further exploration of what each other
Speaker 1: up to. Okay, and how did things end with her?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing a handshake or something. No. No, the sort
Speaker 1: of body back hug where she touched my shoulder and
Speaker 1: at the end in a way that I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: was like, hey, it was nice to see you, or
Speaker 1: like better luck next time, tigers. Second, if she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back and you're calling us, actually I haven't
Speaker 1: tried calling her, and I was hoping that you guys
Speaker 1: could maybe give me an assist on it. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, why do you have it you tried calling
Speaker 1: her just on your own. I still don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm maybe missreading this whole situation after the fact, Like
Speaker 1: the way she said your brother's here, I think she
Speaker 1: wanted a date, but I don't know, and so what
Speaker 1: I was hoping is that you guys can call her
Speaker 1: and find out. If I am miss reading the whole thing,
Speaker 1: I'd rather just drop it. But if she's interested, I'm
Speaker 1: on board. This girl is so cool, okay. So our
Speaker 1: goal is to get her on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out if that was actually a date, and if it
Speaker 1: wasn't a date, you want us just to hang out
Speaker 1: on her like, okay, cool, We're just calling to check in,
Speaker 1: have a good day. I think that sounds like a
Speaker 1: good idea. Well, I don't know exactly how this is
Speaker 1: going to work and if I want to do that,
Speaker 1: but we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date. Update. All right, thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 1: All right, hang on brooking Cuba. In the morning. Update,
Speaker 1: We're about to call the coolest girl Earl in the world.
Speaker 1: Kyle wants to call an old high school friend named Beth,
Speaker 1: who was one of the original hipsters. She's been away
Speaker 1: in Germany for the last few years, but she recently
Speaker 1: came back to the States and asked him to hang out. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Kyle made the mistake of bringing his brother along, and
Speaker 1: he's worried that he may have misread the situation and
Speaker 1: missed out on the possibility of a romantic connection. In fact,
Speaker 1: he's so worried about it that he hasn't even tried
Speaker 1: to call her yet. And we're going to do it
Speaker 1: for him right now. In your second date update, Kyle,
Speaker 1: are you ready? I am so nervous. Yeah, please, let's go.
Speaker 1: I can see it because I mean, either it's a
Speaker 1: date and you screwed it up, or she's going to
Speaker 1: tell us like, no, I was never interested in him.
Speaker 1: How did he get that idea? Basically to lose? Lose?
Speaker 1: I think for you right now, I think that's at
Speaker 1: the core of the nervousness. Yeah, but do you want
Speaker 1: a second date? You do? Okay? Cool? All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Beth please?
Speaker 1: This is Beth. Hey, Beth, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jewbil
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I haven't been in the country in a
Speaker 1: long time, so I don't like I haven't listened to radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. You're probably more of a podcast person anyway, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed podcasts, did I win something. You need something
Speaker 1: for me? You didn't win anything, but yes, I do
Speaker 1: need something from you. You know a guy named Kyle, right,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of Kyle's. Okay, Well, a guy
Speaker 1: named Kyle that you recently reconnected with. You went to
Speaker 1: high school with him. Yeah, okay, why are you what?
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Okay? So Kyle listens to
Speaker 1: our show and we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called the second Date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then they end
Speaker 1: up blowing you off after you email us to see
Speaker 1: if we can get them on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out what went wrong. Kyle emailed us. He told you
Speaker 1: we went on we went on a date. Well, he
Speaker 1: said he didn't think it was a date until you
Speaker 1: showed up, and then he was like, oh wow, we're
Speaker 1: actually on a date. But unfortunately his brother was there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is what happened. Wait, so you did think it
Speaker 1: was a date, Well, I'd like to call more of
Speaker 1: a get together. No, that's too Like, what was your
Speaker 1: intention in seeing him? Um? I don't really know if
Speaker 1: I want to tell you guys what my intention was
Speaker 1: to see him? Oh, come on, that's fair to I
Speaker 1: have to. Oh, well, you don't have to. We would
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Kyle would appreciate it. He's the one that
Speaker 1: asked us to call you. He hasn't tried to reach
Speaker 1: out to me at all. He hasn't reached out to
Speaker 1: you because he's embarrassed. He thinks that you wanted to
Speaker 1: eat up with him for a date and he got
Speaker 1: it wrong, and so he asked us to see if
Speaker 1: it was a date. Well, okay, but he could just
Speaker 1: ask me that. This feels a little high school, doesn't it. Dude?
Speaker 1: But you're the cool girl. The way he describes it
Speaker 1: is like you're the cool girl and he doesn't ever
Speaker 1: feel like he's ever been cool enough to hang out
Speaker 1: with you. Well, that's dumb. I mean, I'm a nice
Speaker 1: word to him. I don't know. He didn't say you
Speaker 1: worked nice. He just said that you're really cool. Well
Speaker 1: that's very nice to him to say. But I mean,
Speaker 1: like he should just tell me if he wants to
Speaker 1: go on a date with me. He's just tell me
Speaker 1: what's going to dat that's true. Was he on a
Speaker 1: date with you? That's the first thing we need to know.
Speaker 1: I I thought he was cute in high school, and
Speaker 1: I was. I was disappointed his brother was there. You
Speaker 1: were disappointed. I was excited to, you know, get connected
Speaker 1: and hang out again and me. And what else is
Speaker 1: there to to tell? I don't don't know what else
Speaker 1: you guys need to know? Well what I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess the question is can he score another date
Speaker 1: with you? Yeah? I think that might be inappropriate at
Speaker 1: this point. Um why, I thought you just said he'd
Speaker 1: liked him and he was cute. I do, and he is.
Speaker 1: But I feel like over time, you know, maybe people's
Speaker 1: personalities change, and he was a little more passive aggressive
Speaker 1: then I would like a little more, you know, a
Speaker 1: little less up front. He was dropping a lot of hints,
Speaker 1: but he never really asked his brother to leave. Why
Speaker 1: is that inappropriate though? Um? Well, his brother kind of
Speaker 1: asked me out, what wait, like on a date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like on a date? He said the word date. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows that at all. When did
Speaker 1: his brother ask you out? Um? Well, it was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh man, Wait, so you you said yes.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing if it's inappropriate? I did say yes. He
Speaker 1: you know, his his brother was being very assertive and
Speaker 1: at that point, I didn't think Kyle was like gonna
Speaker 1: do anything about it. And and yeah, I mean why
Speaker 1: not he hied me out? Yeah? Why not? He paid
Speaker 1: the picture like his brother didn't understand that his brother
Speaker 1: was the third wheel. But it turns out he was
Speaker 1: the third wheel. Sometimes that's just how life works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going out tonight tonight, Chile. Kyle is always the
Speaker 1: third wheel, even right now because he's on the other
Speaker 1: line listening. I bet it's Kyle. What are you doing
Speaker 1: anything tonight? Oh? That it was very passive aggressive. She's right,
Speaker 1: this is what I was saying, Like, Kyle, I just
Speaker 1: I understand you were giving your brother hints, but you know,
Speaker 1: your brother was being very assertive and you were kind
Speaker 1: of dropping hints. You know what none other was my
Speaker 1: brother asked you out on a date while we were there.
Speaker 1: He was a total jerk. He didn't behind my back.
Speaker 1: He never told me that he did that. I am
Speaker 1: this is the news. I'm learning this news right now
Speaker 1: on the radio. I mean, did you tell him that
Speaker 1: you were interested in me? Yeah? I told him. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: I said, why were you hanging out the whole time
Speaker 1: on my date? What were you doing? And what did
Speaker 1: he say to you if he said, hey, good times
Speaker 1: old friends. Right, dude, I did not realize my brother
Speaker 1: was sibaniacal who you know kind of sounds like you're
Speaker 1: sour great, like you're sad you didn't make the first move.
Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna go out with your brother. I'm hopeful,
Speaker 1: enjoy I'm crushed. I am crushed like a sour great.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, are you upset that she's not into you?
Speaker 1: Or you more upset that your brother is actually going
Speaker 1: out with her? Oh, don't make me choose. Those are awful.
Speaker 1: That is bet you have chosen the wrong brother. You know,
Speaker 1: up until he was seventy, pet his bed all of
Speaker 1: the time. Well he seems like a man. Now he's
Speaker 1: not a man. He is a snake. I'm not letting
Speaker 1: him out on the day tonight. I'm not letting him go.
Speaker 1: He's my little brother. I'm a big brother. I'm in charge.
Speaker 1: He's not going on the dates. There is no way
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home right now, and I'm gonna shred
Speaker 1: his pants. He will His only option will be a
Speaker 1: pants with date with you. So that's that's what I
Speaker 1: will do. Well, you know at least it'll be more upfront.
Speaker 1: I there's no pants. Yeah, you could actually be helping
Speaker 1: your brother out even more if you think about it,
Speaker 1: shredding his pants. Hey, Beth, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Kyle again on a second date? I mean
Speaker 1: he could just come along, you know, with your date
Speaker 1: with his brother. We'll pay for it. Yeah, he is
Speaker 1: more than welcome to join with me and his brother tonight.
Speaker 1: No due, but the siously, I'm joking. I'm joking, Beth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win you over. Let me come on the dated.
Speaker 1: This sounds like fun. Can you imagine beat at a
Speaker 1: date and having two brothers fight over you? Who's a
Speaker 1: sort of now right, put me on my date with
Speaker 1: my brother? Please? Please, Bess, let us do it. Please,
Speaker 1: I'm up for it. Why not? You know it'll feel
Speaker 1: like high school again. So is that a legit? Yes?
Speaker 1: Can he come along on the date and try to
Speaker 1: win you over over his brother? Uh? Yes? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's amazing, Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You better
Speaker 1: hope that that there's no other brothers in this family
Speaker 1: and it's limited to just these two, because you got
Speaker 1: your hands full. Hey, they're both cues. So maybe the
Speaker 1: third one will be too. Beth, you are not going
Speaker 1: to regret this, because I've really got a lot cooler
Speaker 1: from high school. I think I'm going to pret you
Speaker 1: a whole buney. All right, well i'd wait to start. Kyle. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, cooler than me. Take care and good luck
Speaker 1: beating out your brother for Beth's heart. Thanks so much, guys,
Speaker 1: and best I will do you tonight. Pretty Much everybody
Speaker 1: texting in at seven eight, five nine two agrees on
Speaker 1: one thing. They say that we have to get an
Speaker 1: update from today's second date update. It's broken jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning. And if you didn't hear the second date update,
Speaker 1: Kyle wanted to call Beth. She was the cool girl
Speaker 1: in high school. She actually moved away out of the
Speaker 1: country for a while and came back and then asked
Speaker 1: him out on Facebook, and he thought it was just
Speaker 1: like two friends catching up. And then he got there
Speaker 1: and she was dressed up and he's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: maybe this is a date. But he accidentally brought his
Speaker 1: brother along because he thought they were just getting together
Speaker 1: for drinks, just to be friends. And then we found
Speaker 1: out that the reason she wasn't calling back was because
Speaker 1: she did intend on it being a date, but she
Speaker 1: also met his brother and thought his brother was better,
Speaker 1: and his brother actually asked her out because his brother
Speaker 1: wouldn't leave the date the whole time. And then he said, okay,
Speaker 1: well how about I come back out with you and
Speaker 1: my brother and then we fight it out for your
Speaker 1: affection and she agreed to it. So all three of
Speaker 1: them are going to go out now. I hope she
Speaker 1: just ends up with one of them, just so that
Speaker 1: they can always spend family holidays together. It sounds like
Speaker 1: it's going to be a really drama, but in a fun,
Speaker 1: fun way. If you're kind of the third party getting
Speaker 1: to watch, everything will be a competition between Thanksgiving dinner,
Speaker 1: just to see who can eat more, Like, I way
Speaker 1: more than my brother. You should have buried me, I
Speaker 1: told you, And I'm guessing it's been that way since
Speaker 1: they were little. Like everything's been a competition between these two.
Speaker 1: So hopefully we can get an update from them and
Speaker 1: see which brother won her affection. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is email the show and we will call the
Speaker 1: person that didn't call you back