1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: What's up? 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 2: Would you wait a minute? Is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 3: It's the loser line. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 4: Good, just call me back. 5 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 5: If you ever heard the loser line before. It works 6 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 5: like this. 7 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 6: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at 8 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 6: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, sweetheart, 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 6: I wish you were a computer so I could select 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 6: all on your clothes and then hit the leak. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 2: Oh that some computer humor, it's funny. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 6: After he says that, okay, whatever you do, don't ask 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 6: him to show you the latest structure that he just 14 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 6: built in Minecraft. Instead, tell him that you have an 15 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 6: empty USB port. 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 5: That's all. 17 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 6: He excited, and then give Hi the number of the 18 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 6: loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that 19 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 6: we can play over the air. Voicemails like this one. 20 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 7: Hey, you know, I was super impressed with you last 21 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 7: night about all of your all of your movie movie quotes, 22 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 7: and honestly, I haven't really found anybody better at trivia 23 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 7: like that than I am. I mean, so I'm just 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 7: a guy leaving a message for a girl asking her 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 7: to go out with him. I mean, you had me 26 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 7: at Hello there and I got a warrior. Every man 27 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 7: I've ever gone out with has been Rorwind. Sorry that 28 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 7: was that was pretty bad. But yeah, you you make 29 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 7: me want to be a better man, and you make 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 7: me feel like I'm Kay of the world. And I'll 31 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 7: tell you what, if you go to dinner with me, 32 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 7: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse anyway, no 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 7: matter where we go out, as long as it's not 34 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 7: for from Mexican food, because if we go out from 35 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 7: Mexican food. 36 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: You shall not pass. 37 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 7: See what I see what I did there? That was 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 7: the That was the part joke. 39 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 2: I didn't get the part joke at that. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 5: It was so up and down. Some of them, I 41 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 5: was like, okay, other ones I was like, hey, that 42 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 5: was actually funny. 43 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 8: A minute. 44 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 5: I was just watching a. 45 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 3: Lessis's face because I don't think you've probably made one. 46 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 2: Of those movies. 47 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 5: Oh no, I caught on. 48 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 3: They were quotes. Eventually confused. 49 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 5: These loser line calls are like a box of chocolates. 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 3: Mostly yeah, method, Hi, this is Christy I met at 51 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 3: the party. 52 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 6: Uh. 53 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 3: I just the blonde, curly hair like I normally don't 54 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 3: do this, but I'm kind of desperate right now and 55 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're interested. 56 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 2: You did say that. 57 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 8: Okay, hey, sorry, I know you do odd jobs, so 58 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 8: you said, and I'm not looking for anything romantic. I 59 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 8: actually we am married. Would you mind baby City? I 60 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 8: spoke to my. 61 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: Husband and her husband and he said, he's cool having 62 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 2: a stripper watch the baby is not supposed to it, 63 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 2: you know, pig cash and. 64 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 8: Yeah, if you're available tonight, please call me. 65 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 2: Please call me. 66 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: Next message. 67 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 6: For a second, I thought she was calling a random 68 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 6: person on Craigslist. 69 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 5: To watch her kid. But it's just a stripper. Well 70 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 5: that was close. 71 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 3: I feel like strippers could be pretty good at watching kids. 72 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 6: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, you remember you get the 73 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 6: special Loser Line number if you text the word loser 74 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 6: l O s e R to seven eighty five nine 75 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 6: to give it out to a stripper that you want 76 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 6: to have watch your baby so that they can call 77 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 6: the Loser Line and leave an awkward voicemail that we 78 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 6: can play. 79 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 5: Voicemail is like this one. 80 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: Next message. 81 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 4: What's going on is you know the dude you were 82 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 4: totally scooping out last night at the bar and uh, 83 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 4: it was just like holn ne to see if you 84 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 4: want to get together, you know, get some peanut coladas, 85 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 4: maybe steck from the beach, but really girl, Like I 86 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 4: didn't say this last night, you know, because I didn't 87 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 4: want to like come on too strong right away. But 88 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 4: I actually had like a dope set up in my house, 89 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 4: got a camera, you know, and I've actually made some 90 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 4: only fans for other girls in the past, and I 91 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 4: think you would just kill it. I mean, I'm talking 92 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 4: like money on money on money, and I'd only take 93 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 4: like twenty five percent, you know, small amount, So like 94 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 4: maybe we get together shoot some stuff on the only 95 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 4: fans then maybe have some fun afterwards, if you know 96 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 4: what I'm saying. 97 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 5: I literally crawled out of my skin that he was 98 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 5: so crazy. Even the voicemail machine cut him off. 99 00:04:52,880 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, next mess, Hey chancho, I think this is me. Man, 100 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: I'm at the spot. I think I'm at the spot. 101 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: My buddy gave me your number and he told me 102 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: to tell you that the cheetos were crunchy, and he 103 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: said you would know what I was talking about. But yeah, man, 104 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: I'm in my car. I don't I don't know if 105 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: that's that you were there now that I don't think 106 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: that's you. But yeah, man, I'm I'm here for the 107 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: stuff and that the Cheetos they're super crunchy, all right, 108 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: And I'm sorry if I'm not saying it right. 109 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 3: Man. 110 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: This is my this is my first time doing it. 111 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the paper that my buddy gave me 112 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: and he said, I if the Cheetahs line doesn't work, 113 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: he said, I should tell you cool unicorns rule. So 114 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't know if that gives me like a discount 115 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: or an upgrade or what get I'm in. So I 116 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: guess let's party Toronto. If that's your real name. I 117 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: don't know if I should even say that anyway, Just yeah, 118 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: I'm here, dude. 119 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 5: Someone buying drugs for the first time. 120 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 6: I know, body, we always get to enjoy hearing you know, 121 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 6: young love calls on these, but rarely do we get 122 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 6: to enjoy a young first time drug call. It's beautiful. 123 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 6: He's gonna remember this for the rest of his life. 124 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 5: It's like, it's not like the movies. 125 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: There's not a. 126 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 6: I wonder how long he sat there before he finally 127 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 6: realized what was going on. 128 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 5: I out in the parking lot. 129 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 2: Are you John, Joe? 130 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 4: I'm going to say, he asked, at least to. 131 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 6: Remember you can listen to lose a line regularly at 132 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 6: this time every week and remember it. 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