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Speaker 4: Scared her was it fine, Malborn.

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 7: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: And this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 1: We are driving in the dead of night. Oh aka,

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Speaker 2: Is it like this every year? Yes, but I mean

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Speaker 3: What's happened is Donald Trump as president. So everything seems

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Speaker 3: Oh, it definitely is. The sun's dying. It'll be dead

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Speaker 3: by twenty thirty five. Okay, so don't have kids act

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Speaker 1: We pre recorded the last few episodes before that.

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Speaker 8: weeks three at least. Chris, how are you? I'm great guy.

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Speaker 8: Went on a tour. It was so fun.

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Speaker 2: A light fish flavor, which I don't want anyway.

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Speaker 7: No, no, if you're going fish, go.

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Speaker 3: Heavy sardine Leiden.

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Speaker 2: I love fish.

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Speaker 2: I want to slap them with a fish.

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Speaker 1: I fired that most appropriate, just a wet, fresh cat

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Speaker 1: because what a silly statement.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, this fish is beefy.

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Speaker 1: I would love to be just the most sarcastic fish waiter.

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Speaker 2: Now, listen, you just wrote a bit.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you would listen back to that

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Speaker 7: I'm just gonna dictate it and show it to them.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, we need to talk about Now that we're

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Speaker 3: special came out. It was Yes, is coming out.

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Speaker 1: I'm letting people assume it's a special, but it's not

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Speaker 2: It's a different show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Featuring and it was supposed to be

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Speaker 3: Well, they say you're good at comedy thanks and I

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Speaker 1: You just got to get on Comedy Central and then

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Speaker 2: Yes, you need validation. Everybody does.

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Speaker 3: And also you need validation, I think, especially because you

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Speaker 7: To like your said other comics.

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Speaker 1: So I've gotten a lot of civilian compliments and that

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Speaker 3: I mean, stranger civilian compliments. What more could anyone want.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't smiling when he said it, though, he actually

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Speaker 1: This upset face, even when I go around complimenting people

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Speaker 3: I just if I may go ahead and trampling off,

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Speaker 3: you tell my story of the one time that happened

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Speaker 7: Someone said you had a lucky face of a winner.

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Speaker 3: Someone came into a restaurant where I was sitting with

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I just had to stop and tell

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But the guy who was clearly a gay guy,

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Speaker 3: He had like black irish features. He had big, thick,

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Speaker 2: I think that might have been more about him than

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sorry, but you I went, you are gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: I went to some youth group camp in Estes Park, Colorado,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, you're the guy that everyone

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Speaker 2: He looked me up and down.

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Speaker 1: winning but bro, you.

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Speaker 3: bit what I was like, practicing self defense against a

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Speaker 3: Hey, look, do you want to get sold for slaughter?

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Speaker 3: They better get like, blow up.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let me kick you while you're down, beautiful sheep.

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Speaker 1: I mean that guy had a bass at hound face

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Speaker 7: Sixty years or something.

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Speaker 3: Sure, and they probably needed the money, so they weren't

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Speaker 1: and he was making breakfast. I'm like, oh, you should relax,

449
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 1: he's apparently terminal.

450
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was an emotional stay.

451
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 3: No, that's not your that's not the burden you need

452
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 3: to take on when you're just trying to do some set.

453
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: And I took a nap before my show. My alarm

454
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: didn't go off. I woke up at nine fifteen. The

455
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: show started at eight thirty. The guy had called me

456
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 1: fifteen times that were so I called him in a panic.

457
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: He said, oh, how close are you? He was freaking out,

458
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm so sorry. My alarm didn't go off.

459
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 1: And I looked and it was a little over a

460
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: mile away, and I ran in the rain with an

461
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: umbrella and I got there in eight minutes.

462
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: So that are you kidding?

463
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 7: My hip works great.

464
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 2: I got I.

465
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: Sprinted and they're you know, that town is riddled with

466
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: people that want to try out hilarious give me your

467
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: money pranks like I bet for ten dollars, I can

468
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: guess where your shoes are.

469
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: I was warned about that one.

470
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 1: And then they say they're on Bourbon Street or what

471
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: you know, and then you have to give them ten

472
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: dollars or they beat you with some kind of a

473
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 1: voodoo stick.

474
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 2: There's a voodoo.

475
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 3: Careful, careful, there's voodoo.

476
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: It was I was there on a day of voodoo.

477
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 1: Celebrating voodoo, people were dressed, you know, in Jester hats

478
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: and cat and the hat hats and steampunk type goggles.

479
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 3: Chris, is there a chance that you ate something weird?

480
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: In this weird house and this everything else was hallucinating?

481
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 7: I never went on tour. I've been on acid.

482
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,719
Speaker 2: For three weeks. It was but I made it.

483
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: I made it in the rain, I made it past

484
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: people trying to trip me.

485
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: Even. That's the one thing about New Orleans.

486
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: I love it, and it was exciting to be there,

487
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: albeit for twenty four hours. But it's kind of like

488
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 1: Las Vegas and that it's everyone kind of on their

489
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: worst drunken behavior. Yes, and it's really celebrated, and I

490
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: kind of don't like that when everyone has permission. It's

491
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: like the same reason I like to go out on

492
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: Tuesdays or Wednesdays. Why is that because the weekend Warriors

493
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: the pagan don't make me ask?

494
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's you know, I don't like it when

495
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: everyone else is doing it. Oh got it?

496
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 7: And Vegas and New Orleans everyone else, they're.

497
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: Always doing it. Even on Tuesday and Wednesday.

498
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: I'm going home early and reading a book because of

499
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: this whole city's agreement to engage in debauchery.

500
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I get it.

501
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, because I'm no stranger to a debauchery.

502
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: No, you like a good debauch, but it's not every day.

503
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 7: I want to be the only debaucher.

504
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: I mean, who does it? It was yeah, but that

505
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: show was so fun.

506
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: The people that came to see the podcast fans on

507
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: the whole tour, it was overwhelming.

508
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 7: And did a bunch of people come, especially to New Orleans.

509
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 1: Really so when I showed up drenched in rain and

510
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: also sweat breathing painfully because I just sprinted, and the

511
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,959
Speaker 1: woman opening for me was she was out of materials.

512
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 7: She was really stretching, and I felt so bad.

513
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: But I immediately got on stage and I couldn't even breathe,

514
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: and so they just kind of applauded because I couldn't talk.

515
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: I was so but my hip felt great the next day,

516
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: by the way, I just it's one hundred percent.

517
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: I can sprint in the rain.

518
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 3: Yes, you have your wheels back.

519
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 2: Yes, God, and these wheels are oiled and ready to race.

520
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: I love it.

521
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: I had so much. I had a great time. That's

522
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: New Orleans was great.

523
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: How many cities did you go too?

524
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: I went to Dallas, Tulsa, Oklahoma City. I canceled the

525
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: show in Houston because the Astros won and I didn't

526
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: want to compete with that, and so I went.

527
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 7: To Austin, and then I went to Lafayette.

528
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: And then I went to New Orleans, and I think

529
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: I left out cities, and then I went back to

530
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: Austin to do Cap City, which was great.

531
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 7: Oh nice, good, that's where I started.

532
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's a twenty four year old version of

533
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: me looking down, I guess from heaven because young.

534
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: Me is dead. Yeah, yeah, he is alive, and young Me.

535
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 3: Is proud, yeah, proud and sad to be dead, yes, just.

536
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: Like the fifteen year old me is happy that forty

537
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: four year old me can do kickflips still.

538
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 2: Or whatever, you know what I mean, and has his

539
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: own apartment.

540
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, really, young me thought I'd never thought I'd

541
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: always be living in dad's basement.

542
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was the best.

543
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: And the fans were the best, and I really had

544
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: a great times.

545
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, and.

546
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: I want to go back to New Orleans when I

547
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: don't have a show and actually experience and.

548
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 10: Help that family yeah, good, yes, yes, stay there and

549
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 10: need to tip more soy, that's the people that made

550
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 10: up my room.

551
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: They put so much care and attention to every little

552
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: pillow placement, just seeing the contrast of when I arrived

553
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: and it was a storage room that no one had

554
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: stayed in for a while.

555
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: And then I got.

556
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: Back and I was like, oh, I owly I owe

557
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: these people in apology for my attitude when I first

558
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: walked into this.

559
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

560
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 3: Well, I also think you have the same thing I have,

561
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 3: which is when you don't eat, you get set, but

562
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 3: you but you never you don't ever go oh, that's

563
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: this is what's happening. You get upset at yourself that

564
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: you're upset, yes, when actually you just have a sugar

565
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 3: sensitivity and you just need to eat a piece.

566
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: Of string cheese.

567
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 7: When I just like, give me the key, I'll fill

568
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 7: out the PaperWorks.

569
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: She had a whole spiel about here's the map, here's

570
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: the place to do this. I'm like, I don't have

571
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: time for this. I have to go eat now. I'm

572
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: getting so hungry. And I did, and when we were done,

573
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: I just walked down into the rain without an umbrella,

574
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: and I just asked people on the street where I

575
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: should eat.

576
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: They're like, well, what do you want anything? I don't

577
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 2: have time for specifics.

578
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: And I went to a call of port I believe

579
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: it was called h and just had a couple of

580
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: drinks and had some.

581
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 7: Burger and it was delicious.

582
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: Nice.

583
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I hadn't eaten meat in a long time.

584
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: That's how hungry I was. I'm like, I need Georgia's

585
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: dog food right now.

586
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you ate it, and I would say,

587
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: she can get it done in about twenty four seconds.

588
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,959
Speaker 1: Oh I ate, Yeah, I ate this, hovering over it

589
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: with my arms hugging the plate like someone was going

590
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: to steal it. I ate once again at gunpoint, and

591
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: it was it was really fun. And then I was

592
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: in a great mood and I really want to go

593
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: back to New Orleans.

594
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 2: That's great.

595
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's had a great time.

596
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: It's so it's I really love I was actually I

597
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: shouldn't say this, but while you were telling that story,

598
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 3: I was kind of thinking separately. It was like, I

599
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: just love touring. I'm surprised at how much I love

600
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 3: touring because I did it when I was young, like

601
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,239
Speaker 3: I did colleges and stuff like that. But it was

602
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 3: always insanely stressful to me, right because I didn't have

603
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 3: enough time to be doing an hour. So it wasn't

604
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 3: that I couldn't enjoy any part of it, because it

605
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: was someone signed me up for something I can't actually do.

606
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 3: So now I'm here at this college, I'm supposed.

607
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: To do an hour.

608
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: I have maybe thirty five minutes and I can't. And

609
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: I don't believe in my own ability to like bullshit

610
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 3: and improvise.

611
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: I felt that way a handful of years ago, like

612
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't have an hour.

613
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: I'm proud of.

614
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: I think I finally got to the point where it's

615
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: like I don't have to worry about doing an hour,

616
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: And you're right, that's where most of the stress is.

617
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: It's not from renting a car and waking up, Oh

618
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: I have five hours to drive today. All that stuff

619
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: I thought would be bothering me, and it wasn't at

620
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: all terrific.

621
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: I love just so pleasant. Yeah, I just love that. Also,

622
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: this podcast and the people that support it are what's

623
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: changing your experience as well.

624
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's been overwhelming.

625
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: I can't it's every time it's so it makes me

626
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: so happy, and it's always kind people and they always

627
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: when someone's like nervous to meet me, like, I'm I've

628
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: done something other than just riff with you for a

629
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: few years. It's I'm like, is this really happening. It's

630
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: keep it coming. I am not a lot of people

631
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: message later and say I didn't want to bother you,

632
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, I'm I feed off of it.

633
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: Yes, it turns out I need I need this. I

634
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: didn't know I needed it. That's what we say all

635
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 2: the time.

636
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 3: And people go, do you like when we're in meet

637
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 3: and greets and stuff like is this so hard?

638
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: You just want to go home? And I go, are

639
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: you kidding me? No? I was like five years old.

640
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 3: I've been tap dancing for attention like this, and now

641
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: I finally get it, Like.

642
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: It's what I love.

643
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 7: Finally, strangers giving me fine I need.

644
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 3: Finally, people screaming at me for random reasons.

645
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: I love it.

646
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you weren't getting that, it seems like

647
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: an unhealthy thing to be needing. But once you're giving it,

648
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: unhealthy thing, yeah, But once you're getting it, it's like

649
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: this is the healthiest shit ever.

650
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: That's right.

651
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 3: It's like this I was right to be unhealthy to

652
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: need this because it is now. It is like a lifeblood,

653
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 3: like it is like a Vitamin B twelve shot in

654
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: my ego.

655
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: Right, And maybe that's why I appreciate it so much,

656
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: because it's a lifetime of me sticking things up my

657
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: nose and pulling them out of my mouth or whatever

658
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: I do in sixth grade, trying to turn my.

659
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: Eyelids upside down. Yeah.

660
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just saying funny things. So I wasn't at

661
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: Jim Rose Circus side show.

662
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: No, but you did it all, but I did.

663
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 10: You didn't see the physical as well as the first voices,

664
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 10: sound effects.

665
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 3: Raising your hand. But then your question's weird. It's just

666
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 3: a great classroom common.

667
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: Acting like I was going to say something, but simply

668
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: a fart came out of me. Early early attempts finding

669
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: my voice, and it's finally it feels.

670
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 7: Like it makes sense. Yeah, it's it's it's great.

671
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: I'm so glad. You know I didn't perish in my

672
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: thirties or something. Yeah, me too, because I finally made it.

673
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: Additionally, you did, you got, you got to some high ground, and.

674
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: I can tell I was happy because I was, even

675
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: though I was on tour and laying in comfortable beds.

676
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: I was waking up like at nine in the morning.

677
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that my sleeping in which I've always done,

678
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: was maybe a sign that I was depressed or not happy.

679
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: I think that's totally Did you sleep on noon? Was

680
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: pretty easy and typical. And now nine thirty.

681
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: You know, if I do go back to sleep, it's

682
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: a conscious decision, like, nep, I'm tired, I'm going back

683
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: to sleep now.

684
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: Wake up feeling all guilty.

685
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 11: It's when you wake up, Oh my god, it's the

686
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 11: dead of day and there's only three more hours a

687
00:31:55,040 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 11: day light left because of farmers a century ago, where

688
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 11: we're all setting our clocks this way because they want

689
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 11: to go to bed at eight.

690
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 2: Is that? Explain it to me, Explain why? Yes, that's it.

691
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: They had to change stuff to make it easier for

692
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 3: farmers to produce more because we are a capitalist society.

693
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 10: It's killing us all, yes, And I don't I do

694
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 10: not think it ever was getting dark at four point thirty.

695
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 10: I just in reality, in like natural times, I would

696
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 10: have noticed I would be adjusting to this.

697
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 3: Oh you mean before this year, yeah, yeah, no, no,

698
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 3: this year. It's it's darker, faster, there's definitely, but.

699
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: It's also the vibe. It's like the vibe.

700
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 3: You wouldn't notice it if everything else felt light and

701
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: you didn't have to worry about truly, like the breakdown

702
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 3: of democracy every day.

703
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: Right, So you really do think it's climate political, climate

704
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: based climate change.

705
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 3: I mean it's climate change, right. The threats are coming

706
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: from goddamn everywhere. You've got crazy like white people that

707
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 3: have decided they can start screaming at people if they

708
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 3: feel like it's the threats are coming from.

709
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: Everywhere, and the stars and moon are listening, and you,

710
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: to your drunk redneck.

711
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 3: Uncle, you want light around so that everyone can see

712
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 3: what's happening and everyone's safe. And when the sun starts

713
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 3: going down, it's like, I don't know what's going to

714
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 3: happen now, I don't know what evil is going to

715
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 3: come out, and they're already it's already out.

716
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 2: Yep, what else can happen? Yeah, it might as well

717
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 2: get dark.

718
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: This is the weather equivalent of giving your some the

719
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: Midwest biker a microphone and telling you how he feels.

720
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: Does that make no?

721
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: Of course it didn't. Are we hot and sweaty? I

722
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: feel like we're in a bitroom yoga.

723
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I have to turn on that that thing ooh

724
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: sor it's quite all right, Uh, I have to.

725
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: Turn on this.

726
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 3: I keep turning it on and turning it off because

727
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: I know it's creating an issue for Steven.

728
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: Well, I could definitely use a little air though.

729
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, well we just have a little interference then, yeah, yeah,

730
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 3: I mean that's one thing.

731
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: I listened to early episodes and it sound like it

732
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: sounded like we were in a wind tunnel. Yeah, like

733
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: one of those skydiving places.

734
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 2: Was that asshole sound guy we had before? Then wait

735
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: a minute, Hong Kong.

736
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: I was actually trying to think of it.

737
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: This was on the ones and two.

738
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 7: It was me.

739
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: With the same equipment, the same exact equipment. That's how

740
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 1: I know I had no talent.

741
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: Well that was I think.

742
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 3: You know, if we're talking about like the people coming

743
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: to support you and how exciting it is, we really

744
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 3: we started this podcast about as like grassroots as you

745
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: can start a podcast, which is you and me sitting

746
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 3: in your car thinking of the idea going we really

747
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 3: should do this.

748
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 2: Then it's like, well then what do we do now?

749
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 7: Okay, last episode we didn't even have a name yet.

750
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 7: We were like discussing, well, I guess do you need

751
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 7: to ride?

752
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: It's a good name, right, might as well like figure

753
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 2: it out on.

754
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 3: Tape.

755
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't realize that that first episode is and

756
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: man we are. It was enjoyable, but we're way better

757
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: at it now. I think we just know each other.

758
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: We didn't really even know each other that well.

759
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: No, we were just kind of trying.

760
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 3: Also, I think I've learned a lot about podcasting and

761
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 3: what the actually what people what I like when I

762
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 3: listened to it helped has helped me obviously listening to

763
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 3: other people's podcasts, but also just the experience of the

764
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: idea that you're going to Okay, I'm just going to

765
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: listen to somebody else's conversation right now, So what is that?

766
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 3: What is the fun part of that? And it's not

767
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 3: like it's not what I expected. So I was very

768
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 3: worried about things that were more almost stand up comedy

769
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 3: ish when I didn't need to be worried about them.

770
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: I felt like I was worried about what if we

771
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: talk at the exact same.

772
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 3: Time, which is like I think what we do? Yeah,

773
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 3: And also it's like, no one's looking for hard jokes.

774
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 3: It's like they want to listen to two people they

775
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 3: actually like as people chatted and discover and kind of

776
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: like have experiences that they can also be having along with.

777
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're not going to get hard jokes for me?

778
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: And what that's always been my promise emedic softballs for

779
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: all days.

780
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, I will be conversationally interesting.

781
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I sure, I throw the premise out there.

782
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: You think of the rest of the joke. You do

783
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: the shitty pun you fucking hacked.

784
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: Whip swips swips And that's how we have such a

785
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 1: beautiful fans.

786
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: That's right, because people get up. Well, this is the

787
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 3: thing too. And I've said this a lot because when

788
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 3: I started stand up, and I'm sure it was like

789
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 3: this for you too. But I started stand up in

790
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety when you would show up to a club

791
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 3: and it would be a bunch of people who just

792
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 3: came somewhere to get fucked up and potentially yell at

793
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: the performers. There was no fanship, there was no I've

794
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 3: heard of you before I followed. Oh there was, but

795
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: I would say it was seven percent of the audience.

796
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 3: Was I really like comedy? So I come here all

797
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 3: the time and I like to watch new people I've

798
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 3: never seen before like that. I met maybe two people

799
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,959
Speaker 3: in the first eight years of doing real club stand

800
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 3: up where people said things.

801
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: Like that, yeah yeah.

802
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 3: And other than that, it was truly people that got

803
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: free tickets at work. It was people that were on

804
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 3: their first dates so they were chatting away. It was

805
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 3: it was all kinds of shit that was anti and

806
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 3: in this Internet age, god fucking blessed to hell. When people,

807
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 3: if they like you, they find you and go support you.

808
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 3: I can't tell you the difference it makes in terms

809
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 3: of my emotional stability.

810
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so much nicer, and I don't need

811
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: a room packed with I do like a mix of,

812
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: you know, people that are on my side because they

813
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: know me, just a handful, and then they'll kind of

814
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: guide the regular people that have never heard me before.

815
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: Like the show in Dallas was just a full comedy

816
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: club room. They weren't necessarily they're to see me. There

817
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: was some people there just actually yes, like thirty people.

818
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 7: That's a lot, but it was a full club.

819
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: So it's like a perfect I'm like, okay, I want

820
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: to indulge that these people and maintain that connection. But

821
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: also there's these strangers and I have to generally make your.

822
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: Dad laugh because there's like that's for I always want

823
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: to be able to do that, of course.

824
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 3: Middle well, no, I think that's maybe the thing that

825
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: podcast listeners. There are people who go to live comedy

826
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 3: shows all the time and that's why they like podcasts

827
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 3: and so that, and that's sometimes how they find us

828
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 3: or whatever. But then there's definitely people who are just, oh,

829
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: I listened to podcasts and I'm not really a live

830
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: comedy show person.

831
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 2: There's so many of them.

832
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're my first time seeing comedy, Yes.

833
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 3: And they kind of go and they learn how to

834
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 3: be a comedy audience because it's a different thing. Where

835
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 3: Like when April and I started business class and we

836
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 3: had a ton of I had a ton of Murderino

837
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: listeners who would come. They would sit there and be

838
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 3: dead silent. Yeah, you were there for all the shows.

839
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: Chris was our headliner.

840
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 2: Every week, but they were so excited to be there.

841
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 2: But you can't tell no, because they would just stare and.

842
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: Kind of like stay laugh the times in the past

843
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: when I've laughed at this person, I get in trouble

844
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: at my desk.

845
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so I got to stay quiet.

846
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really funny, but it was kind of like,

847
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: but after we did it for a couple of months,

848
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 3: that all changed because all those people were like, oh

849
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 3: I get it now, and well yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

850
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 3: what we're here for kind of thing. But it's funny

851
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: when people they don't realize or it's like I'm here

852
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 3: to support you, but it's like, oh no, no, I

853
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: don't want you to support me. I want you to

854
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 3: judge me objectively, and then I want to earn your

855
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: laughter exactly.

856
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 2: That's the point. That's what I'm saying.

857
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: That's the combination I want, Yeah, come in with the support,

858
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: but learn how to like comedy well.

859
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 3: And also because it's not a conversation there's it's a

860
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 3: much more just stand up. And the reason I don't

861
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: have the passion for it that I used to do

862
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 3: is because podcasting is how I love to do comedy,

863
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: like love to do it, which is just conversational, calm,

864
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 3: stand up. There is a there is a fakeness to it.

865
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah that if you're great at it, that no one

866
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 3: feels the fakeness, right, But the fakeness is like it's

867
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 3: that part of it that it's not a conversation and

868
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 3: it's not a two way street, and it's not even

869
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 3: no one's even going to pretend it is.

870
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 2: It's just like, it's this I'm going to do.

871
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 3: Actually an intensely memorized monologue that I've done a million

872
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 3: times with this idea that I'm doing it for the

873
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 3: first time right now.

874
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: I have to pretend like it's because I do repeat myself.

875
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: But my goal was always to make it seem like

876
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 1: it's coming to me right then, to the point where,

877
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: of course, oh I just thought of this. Well we

878
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: all are though, yeah, everyone does that. That's the that's

879
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: the disappointment.

880
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 3: Of the art, that we are true liars in every

881
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh last Tuesday, Last Tuesday, this didn't happen.

882
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: It happened to Tuesday three years ago when I wrote this.

883
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I'm lying.

884
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 2: This happened to my friend in college.

885
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to say, oh my god, right before the show,

886
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: dot dot dot right for the show.

887
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, there are If you're a podcast fan that

888
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: goes to shows and you want the audience to know

889
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: that you listen to the podcast a lot by yelling

890
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: out dinar things. Do resist. That's all I'm saying. Just

891
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: yell the word turtle be.

892
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: Your your excitement.

893
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 3: Although highly appreciated, highly appreciated up there, is actually ruining.

894
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: It not appreciated by the people, the dads that are

895
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: just there, Yeah it's a Wednesday.

896
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: And don't understand and feel like they're being left out.

897
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 3: And then also that the word turtle being yelled at

898
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 3: you isn't in the highly memorized monologue.

899
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: No, I don't have turtle jokes. I know I should

900
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 1: have written somebody.

901
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you better, you better open that stile on your

902
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,919
Speaker 3: laptop and start writing some turtleized jokes.

903
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: It'll just turtalized.

904
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: Are you guys ready to get turtilized?

905
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 7: Big Banner comes down, looy. He really built his career.

906
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 2: You know what's funny.

907
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 3: When we first started touring my favorite Murder, that would

908
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: happen constantly because when none of live podcasts are very

909
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 3: new conceptually, and they are podcasts, so people go there

910
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: and it's just like, well, now's my chance to be

911
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 3: in this conversation.

912
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna yell I love you.

913
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna yell whatever I think you're gonna laugh at whatever,

914
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: where it's like the thing is sometimes we enjoy the

915
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 3: thing is subperson yells because they're especially smart or funny,

916
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 3: but overall, do not fucking.

917
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: Yell shit ye during a live show.

918
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: Ever, save it for after. I'll wait, I'll talk to

919
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: you for twenty minutes. I spend a lot of time,

920
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: and I didn't think I would like to because I

921
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: don't like selling things after a show.

922
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 2: I don't like to sell CDs. It always felt weird.

923
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: It is weird, yeah, and.

924
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: I know you can get a little extra money that way,

925
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: but I just I don't know. I always hide too.

926
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: I never think it went well. But now there's people

927
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: waiting and it's really cool.

928
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: And also it's good practice because you don't need to

929
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: hide because it did go well.

930
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: Like that, all that it has nineties weirdness. Yeah, yeah,

931
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: they have to let go. Yeah.

932
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's this new healthy two thousand shit.

933
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's like love yourself, be proud of your shit,

934
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 3: brag about it.

935
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 2: It's all the stuff that.

936
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 3: We that's completely foreign to us. It's highly damaged late

937
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 3: nineties guys.

938
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: That's the one thing all successful comics have is the

939
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: ability to like promote it, like Billy Wayne Davis was

940
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 1: talking about that, like how strange it, but of course

941
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: necessary it is to remind people you are good at

942
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: this and this is what you do.

943
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have confidence and believing yourself. Yeah.

944
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: I always thought, ooh, that's cockiness gross, like that guy

945
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: in high school.

946
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: How dare you?

947
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like that guy's But that guy now has

948
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: fifteen hundred dollars in his pocket because he sold twenty

949
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: five CDs after a show.

950
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah or whatever, or he just got into real estate,

951
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: or he stole it out of someone else's pocket.

952
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 7: I don't even know this person.

953
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: The only way to earn money is by damaging other people.

954
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, at it emotionally, mentally, oh, but financially as a kapper.

955
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: Please don't take us.

956
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: As criticism of the people who have yelled out it shows,

957
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 3: because we do love the love is felt, yeah.

958
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: And understands. You do it to have timing.

959
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 3: That's all it is to be something good. But also

960
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 3: in that way where what you what you think that's

961
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 3: going to get you, you're incorrect, right, because because I

962
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: genuinely don't like it at all, Because that's you're not

963
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 3: in charge of the show.

964
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: You came to be the.

965
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: Audio every once in a while, though, I'm like, you

966
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: got me on that one. No, you had great timing. Yes,

967
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: you're sober. It was on topic and it was perfectly placed. Yes,

968
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: And thank god because I didn't have a punchline to

969
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: this story.

970
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 7: I Nate Craig got married last week graduation.

971
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.

972
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: It was a really cool ceremony, and I love his wife.

973
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: She's there great together. They did a bottle breaking thing,

974
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: like a mazle top thing.

975
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 2: And in the beginning.

976
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: And so during this tradition, yes, yes on behalf of yes.

977
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: There there was the Jewish god, Jewish representation there. Nate's

978
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: good friend did some age speaking in the yes yes, yes.

979
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: People in the industry.

980
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 7: Yes, of course we're going to get in trouble for that.

981
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 1: Then, so during my speech, which unlike we were saying

982
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: funerals or weddings, got I wish that stand up went

983
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 1: that well.

984
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 7: I was just killing during.

985
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: This Hell yeah, hell yeah.

986
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: I had a scheduled toast and I was more nervous

987
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: for it than the Comedy Central. Things like this is

988
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: going to be memorable, certainly for Carolina and Nate.

989
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Please don't mess it up.

990
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: And she was laughing so hard that she dropped her

991
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: champagne glass and it shattered, and right then I was like,

992
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: mazel tap and it went right at the end of

993
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: my speech.

994
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: Where am I going with this?

995
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: And the mazel tap was a callback to the ceremony, Yes.

996
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: And the crowd. It just lit off.

997
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm bragging right now. I really had a great toast speech. Yes,

998
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: it was loose, there was jokes, it was fun. And

999
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: then I immediately got out. I danced a couple songs.

1000
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: I went home early and got a lot of sleep.

1001
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: It was great, great, great wedding, perfectly did it, no hangover.

1002
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 7: Oh man, I couldn't have done it any better.

1003
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 2: Being a guest at a wedding, well, you know you

1004
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: could have if you had gotten married at that wedding,

1005
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: right right.

1006
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: That is one upping myself were one to one day

1007
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: become a groom.

1008
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: I suppose a groom at Nate's wedding.

1009
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, then I got to write those vows.

1010
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: They had great vows too, Yeah, just perfect, meaningful, meaningful.

1011
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

1012
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: Nate cried so much. It was great. He never cried

1013
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: around the apartment, didn't And yeah, it was great.

1014
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 2: It was a really good one. And there and.

1015
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: It was a lot of people. I like, not in

1016
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: the room. It was on a cliff side in La Jolla. Wow, beautiful, Yeah,

1017
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: so cool.

1018
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: Cool.

1019
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 3: I'm so happy for Nate. Yeah he deserves it. Also,

1020
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 3: I've seen it's not him right there, man, that is sir,

1021
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: come back, that's the Nate.

1022
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: That's the version where Nate tod be like, well it

1023
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: kind of looks like me, but I'm offended.

1024
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was less handsome, Dave, Yeah.

1025
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: It was definitely. Nate Craig is a very impressive stand

1026
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 3: up comic. Because I don't believe good people, good looking

1027
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: people are as funny as other comics.

1028
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: It's weird trained to think that.

1029
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true bias and it's a jealousy. Yeah yeah,

1030
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 3: but Nate Craig is a great comic, and he is

1031
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 3: a truly beautifully faced man.

1032
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah he is a Yeah he looks okay with his

1033
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: shirt off too. And it's just in the inside, scoop.

1034
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: Would you know that, I'm just I'm looking at his body.

1035
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 2: Cli.

1036
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 3: Now you say he was married, But do you think

1037
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 3: it's gonna last? I do cougar character now that I

1038
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 3: know he has big packs to get in.

1039
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: There, throw a little raspy smoker voice in there, and

1040
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: I'll believe you.

1041
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: And I have known each other for a long time.

1042
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 2: Let's get real. Turn around.

1043
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the backs as impressive as the pecks.

1044
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 2: That was like that in Twins.

1045
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite moments where he's they get

1046
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: matching suits together, Danny DeVito.

1047
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: And Arnold Schwartzegger.

1048
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: He spins around and he's like, oh my god, you're back.

1049
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: It's like it's crazier than the friend. They shows back

1050
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: and it is. His back was like so muscular that

1051
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: you could tell it was just some classic DeVito improv.

1052
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a great moment.

1053
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 3: And Twins, ladies and gentlemen, it's a great film.

1054
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: Go out and see it, and be sure to check

1055
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: out Jojo Rabbit if you want to laugh while crying endlessly.

1056
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see that. Very very good. Please

1057
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: don't tell me anything, Okay, I can't wait.

1058
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: I want it is very It is a perfect little movie,

1059
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: I think, okay, and I don't buy little. I mean

1060
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: it's uh didn't have a giant budget, right, but it's

1061
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: still very good.

1062
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: Well that's everyone, That's what everyone's been saying. Yes, And

1063
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 3: also I saw the trailer and usually trailers you kind

1064
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 3: of go, well, that's interesting. But every movie and the

1065
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 3: trailer of this it started so good that I was like,

1066
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop watching this because I want to see

1067
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 3: this movie clean and clear.

1068
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a few moments, like the line you

1069
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: tell me. Those kids they you know, they give that

1070
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: kid the best lines. Both the kids, all the kids

1071
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: are great, but they waste a few of the good

1072
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: lines in the trailer.

1073
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: Yes, they always do that.

1074
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the theater even it would have been

1075
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: a laugh, but they blew it in the trailer.

1076
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1077
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 7: They always think they don't got to show stuff, you know,

1078
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 7: they got a show.

1079
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 3: Well they've rationalized showing stuff.

1080
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: But I don't agree.

1081
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 3: And I used to fight that fight all the time

1082
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: when I worked in television and they would cut together

1083
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 3: promo clips and they'd be like, we're putting this in

1084
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 3: and I go, you're giving everything away and they're like,

1085
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 3: there's not giving it away. There's like such a cynical

1086
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: thing of giving people a taste. But it's like, but

1087
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,720
Speaker 3: you can give the taste and not give the fucking

1088
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 3: entire concept, where if there's no point in giving people

1089
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 3: the entire concept, it's like tease them to come and

1090
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: see the whole thing. Ye'll just give it to them

1091
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 3: and go. You could also watch this again when you

1092
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 3: get here.

1093
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 2: There'll be you.

1094
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: I think you'll be surprised. Even it's they don't give

1095
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: away too much. Okay, there's just some jokes that are spent.

1096
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 3: But man, do you think I should still be mad

1097
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 3: about my job I worked at fifteen years?

1098
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 2: Yes, anger should be.

1099
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: It's the only way you make things better is my

1100
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: harboring resent.

1101
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: Okay, good, good, good, Yeah.

1102
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 7: I have stuff knocking around in there from thirty years ago.

1103
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: Hell yes, and one day to get my emotional revenge

1104
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: on it.

1105
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was so good.

1106
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: Scarlett Johanson, we're talking about it in town, okay, can

1107
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: we meet for one drink?

1108
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 2: Didn't know you were still gotten funny, all right?

1109
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: And so you were saying the traffic wasn't as bad.

1110
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 2: Shut up it really. Something must have happened. Something happened.

1111
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 3: There was a seventeen car pile up and they cut

1112
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: off because I was trying to tell Stephen and Chris

1113
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: before we started driving, traffic isn't bad anymore, as we

1114
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 3: now sit in inexplicably terrible traffic on the tiniest streets.

1115
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: We do always end up recording around five though. Yeah,

1116
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: it just works best for us.

1117
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I mean, if we were planning it.

1118
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: Shit, Oh no, you're fine. No one's going to be

1119
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: walking on this crosswalk. Let's pull up classic Starbucks crosswalk park.

1120
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: Damn it. Oh we didn't get our coffee. I have

1121
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 2: so many cars, I have like fifty of them. I

1122
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: have so many cards. I have so many. Okay, do

1123
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 2: you want to have a card contest? Yes, let's do.

1124
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: Let's play cards with the car.

1125
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: I was wondering how many you got? Is there a

1126
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: Starbucks card? Bring us Starbucks fame on MFM?

1127
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, but people will do it to say give

1128
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 3: this to you.

1129
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 7: And Christ's all so yeah, I have more cards.

1130
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool, I am, I am the I'm hitting

1131
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: the bricks as the nine R representatives.

1132
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: Nice. The cards are coming in.

1133
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 3: And we have more stickers from Stephen sorry, tell me

1134
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: her name Ashley.

1135
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: A constant designer.

1136
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 3: Yes, actually we have more of those stickers where we're

1137
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: all in the volvol And when we wrap up this episode,

1138
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to address some of the things sitting in

1139
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 3: my lap.

1140
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, but it's too dark right now, I want

1141
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: to do them justice. But a handmade Holy shit, this book,

1142
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: this hand drawn book is absolutely amazing.

1143
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's talk about it.

1144
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: Based on one episode and I think it was a

1145
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: Todd glast one. I think I saw his drawing in here,

1146
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: but it is sorry, no, no, it was.

1147
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 2: That was scary.

1148
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: It's a hand drawn, hardcover, well made little book.

1149
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 2: It looks like it was made in a book factory,

1150
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 2: a little tiny book.

1151
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: And the attention to detail and the quotes, it's absolutely so.

1152
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 3: Maybe someone the handrew just to explain, someone handrew an

1153
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 3: episode of the show like a graphic novel in a

1154
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: tiny book.

1155
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 7: Yes, it's crazy.

1156
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: It has the elements of miniature, which I have stated.

1157
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: I appreciate you.

1158
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: And that's why I've got little Candelabreds and little Mint.

1159
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: I could start a dollhouse now, and you know I'm

1160
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: going to buy a turtle and put them in the bed.

1161
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: I follow a toad that lives in a doll house

1162
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: and it's just the most entertaining thing ever. But yeah,

1163
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: this this illustration, it is pen and ink.

1164
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 2: It is absolutely amazing. What's the person's name?

1165
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna wait, it has to be signed. Her

1166
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: name is Sophie and she lives on the Isle of man.

1167
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, the Isle of.

1168
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 7: Mad tiny island in between the UK and Ireland.

1169
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 2: Ireland. Yep, we looked that up. I don't just know that.

1170
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 2: We made sure to know what we were talking about.

1171
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: And then this crossed is this cross stitching when it's

1172
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: on a tight little drum or embroidery, embroidery mouthhorn and

1173
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: it has a perfectly spelled what is it the phonetic

1174
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: spelling of.

1175
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 2: It's the best.

1176
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 7: It reads like mouthhorn, which is not easy to spell.

1177
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 2: It pretty amazing And that came to us from Bronwin Bronwin,

1178
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 2: thank you so much. And she's from Canada.

1179
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 7: Yes, she's from the Isle of Canada.

1180
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: And I believe she also made this lyric spell out

1181
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: of the do You Need Rid theme song, which we

1182
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: posted photos of.

1183
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 2: But well that might be crusted. I mean, this is

1184
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: the kind of shit.

1185
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 7: What are you trying to make me cry?

1186
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 3: I know, Sophia and Bronwyn we stood in the kitchen

1187
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 3: at the exactly right Network studios, me, Stephen and Chris

1188
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 3: and looking at these gifts like bent over at the waist,

1189
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 3: going oh, look, what this is like the most the

1190
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:57,959
Speaker 3: best Christmas ever.

1191
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,240
Speaker 2: I mean, this book is phenomenal. It's so cool.

1192
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's I mean, look at that picture of tod Last.

1193
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 2: I know it's it's great.

1194
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: And that is hand It looks like she's one of

1195
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: these people that her handwriting is a downloadable font.

1196
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 7: It deserves to be.

1197
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well and look at that.

1198
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 7: Enjoy your needlework, you fucking self. The chessel that sounds

1199
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 7: like you, that was you.

1200
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 2: I smoke a lot of fraggle rock. That was me.

1201
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 2: That's you.

1202
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 3: Here's my impression of the Jamaican Irish guy cag and Linch.

1203
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 3: Oh look at the oh Mount science. God, Okay, we're

1204
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 3: gonna post a couple of pictures on this book. Yes, wow,

1205
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 3: Look there's Cafe Gratitude.

1206
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 2: What does that say?

1207
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 9: And then it's misty but it's like metal. Yeah, it

1208
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 9: looks like corrosion of conformity fund a band that we've

1209
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 9: all there's to know the informer.

1210
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh, let's not, let's not read the whole book to everybody.

1211
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 7: Oh god, this is not good podcasting. Welcome to I

1212
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 7: read a book for the first time, and it's a.

1213
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: Book of ship.

1214
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 3: We've already said.

1215
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 7: Excuse me, well, I repeat myself this guy. Uh, these

1216
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 7: are amazing. Thank you so much.

1217
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: Yes, you guys, thank you lovely amazing.

1218
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 2: We're so touch and think. How was Oh uh?

1219
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: These are these are conclusionary moments. We are parked in

1220
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: the exactly right car port. Yeah, and it's bad.

1221
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 2: To leave the car running even though it's an open

1222
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 2: aired garage. Is that true? Well, it just reminds me

1223
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 2: of suicide.

1224
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 8: This is a hybrid A yeah, well we might the

1225
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 8: microwaves okay, okay, yeah.

1226
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 7: How was Santa Barbara's It was magical.

1227
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 2: You need to come next year. I will. I would have.

1228
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 2: I was on the ye old road. No, I know,

1229
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: but we.

1230
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: Missed you and it was very fun and it was

1231
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 3: very like it was. It was very kind of touching,

1232
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 3: actually it was.

1233
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 2: It was.

1234
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how stressed out I was about it

1235
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 3: until after we got home and I literally couldn't get

1236
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 3: off the couch for four days, and I realized it's

1237
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 3: these things where I want to do these things, but

1238
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 3: I deep down don't believe they're going to go well.

1239
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: And not because everything hasn't gone magically for me for

1240
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: the past like three years straight, but because I keep going.

1241
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 3: It has to end sometime, So it's going to end

1242
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: this weekend. It has to end sometimes, so it's going

1243
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 3: to end. Blah, Like I can't stop doing that because

1244
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 3: I have my this is my special certain type of neuroses.

1245
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 3: So I was like, this is what it's going to be,

1246
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 3: is a bunch of people who wish they hadn't spent

1247
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 3: this money, and blah blah blah, Like I tell this

1248
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 3: whole story, and then we go out into it and

1249
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,919
Speaker 3: it is like twenty thousand times better than I thought

1250
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 3: it was going to be and touching and beautiful and

1251
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 3: great conversations and meeting great people and seeing people that

1252
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 3: we've already met on the road five times that come

1253
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 3: to our shows whenever they feel like it, like these

1254
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 3: people who have now like we know them by sight

1255
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 3: when they come to thee and.

1256
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 2: It's just fucking touching and.

1257
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 3: Amazing and like and then our team was there, who

1258
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: they're there sometimes, but like they got to see all

1259
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 3: the magic, like actually in real life, Like it's a

1260
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 3: thing that me, Vince and Georgia have been experiencing by.

1261
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: Ourselves for three years, right, right.

1262
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 3: Or two years whatever, however long we've been touring where

1263
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 3: it's pretty fucking like Rolling Stones ish.

1264
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when we come home, it's.

1265
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 3: Just like, but basically us and Steven are the only

1266
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 3: ones that know about it.

1267
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, trust us, Yeah, take our word for it.

1268
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 3: So now it's almost like everybody else got to come

1269
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 3: and go, holy fuck, what's going on?

1270
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1271
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: I just like it when fans come to a show

1272
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: and they see each other and then thatlladates them.

1273
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, a lot of people like that.

1274
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: And then they're and I heard people saying they should

1275
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: hang out because of their interest in the same podcast.

1276
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 2: Yes, these two sisters, I forget their name.

1277
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: I supposed to go to a restaurant they recommended, but

1278
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: I was distracted by the hurricane, so I didn't go

1279
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: to that market place run by your mom. But these

1280
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: women were like, we should hang out because do you

1281
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: need to write? And they're like, yeah, it was really funny.

1282
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 2: Or maybe they are.

1283
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 12: Maybe they all have a group now, I mean I know,

1284
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 12: but that's how it's gone in the Murderino community, is

1285
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 12: like that's all we hear is now I have all

1286
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 12: these friends, which is just like the most touching thing.

1287
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 2: And you saw I sent you the diner.

1288
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: Someone at a personalized plate like yes, yes, so close

1289
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,439
Speaker 1: to a tattoo for me. Oh my god, someone asked

1290
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: permission to have a tattoo of something I drew.

1291
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 2: But it's not podcast related, so.

1292
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: That doesn't if the minute now, don't go out there

1293
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: and just get a crazy tattoo like a drunk sailor.

1294
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 7: Because I'm saying this, No, definitely do that, but somebody, please, yeah,

1295
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 7: get it. Do you need to write tattoo please?

1296
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1297
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: And not just a turtle. People are gonna think it's

1298
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: a nineties yoga thing.

1299
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 2: It has to be of a specific It.

1300
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 3: Has to a sun, yeah, with really squiggly rays coming

1301
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: out of it.

1302
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, get a sublime son.

1303
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 3: It needs to be if you could get barbed wire

1304
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 3: around your bicep, that would be the dinar tattoo that

1305
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 3: we would be interested in you having. Just to get

1306
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: we get to say yeah at all.

1307
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, just have a hint of early nineties white reggae

1308
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 2: if you were. I mean, what we're saying is, have

1309
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 2: some fucking respect for I read for Mount Zion.

1310
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 3: The only reason I knew that's how I could do

1311
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 3: it is because I read it in the book.

1312
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's phonetically phonetically. There.

1313
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 1: Oh, this should be mass produced just so people learn

1314
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: how to phonetically.

1315
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 2: Uh, reggae drive?

1316
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 7: Would you call it a reggae riff?

1317
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1318
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's called. It's being a

1319
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: clown and reggae clown in.

1320
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you mean scatting, but reggae star scatting.

1321
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you? What the fuck are you talking?

1322
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1323
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 7: I just all it's because what the cars running and all.

1324
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 3: These hybrid the hybrid fumes are the battery acid is

1325
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,479
Speaker 3: getting in your brain. Yeah, all right, then let's wrap

1326
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 3: it down. Do you have any plugs? Do you have

1327
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: anything else you need to say? It was a fast episode.

1328
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm taking a little break and then I'll

1329
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: be out on the road soon. Pacific Northwest just next

1330
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 1: love it. Look out Seattle and Vancouver.

1331
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 2: In those places. Give some dates when rough. Oh I

1332
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 2: don't know yet.

1333
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 7: We're just putting it together.

1334
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 3: Oh good, okay, well then Pacific Northwest, get ready because

1335
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 3: then Chris is going to drop some dates, like Missy

1336
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 3: Elliott drops her.

1337
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: Album, So you better get ready more.

1338
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: I love you inhabit that set edge because.

1339
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 3: That ass is gonna be there forever it's at the show,

1340
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 3: it's gonna be there in the front row, politely listening.

1341
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: And sometimes if an idea is really good, if it gets.

1342
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 2: Yelled out, I have sober yes, are well timed, well

1343
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 2: thought out, not random. I drink a lot. By the way,

1344
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 2: you've been listening. Do you need a ride? De wyan

1345
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 2: a r.

1346
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 6: Are you leaving?

1347
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 4: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

1348
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 4: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim,

1349
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 4: and give us time and a Turmano engage.

1350
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 5: We want to send you off instat. We want to

1351
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 5: welcome you back home.

1352
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 4: Tell us all about.

1353
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: Ity scared her? Was it fine?

1354
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 4: Malborn?

1355
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1356
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1357
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1358
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

1359
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1360
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 3: Do you need.

1361
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 2: With Karen and chriss

1362
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: M