Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously
Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't laugh. Two morning, dude. Some people have
Speaker 2: the dark Carnival of the souls and.
Speaker 3: Some people have the golden goggles. Man. We all are
Speaker 3: just looking for our people. That's it. What are hermione?
Speaker 3: What to do?
Speaker 4: Baby boo? Let's go.
Speaker 3: The great Malanco. Who's there? Will Blake inspired me the
Speaker 3: other day when he had that Juggalo shirt on. I saw, yeah,
Speaker 3: what did that shirt say?
Speaker 4: It was a good one.
Speaker 5: Luck of the Juggalos, Luck of the Juggles. It was
Speaker 5: supposed to come for St. Patrick's Day, but you know, ICP,
Speaker 5: we let them. They they operate, They operate on clown time.
Speaker 5: Clown time, baby great Melenko.
Speaker 3: I love them. Now. Do there's still a great Juggalo movement?
Speaker 3: I would assume the greatest. Yeah, there's still you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and by best we are all in agreement that they're
Speaker 3: dirt people. Or let me think.
Speaker 4: It's hard to tell.
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 3: It's hard to tell. You're right, haven't been?
Speaker 5: We should go now that the spotlight has dimmed a bit.
Speaker 5: I feel like, you know, when we did the Juggalo
Speaker 5: episode on Workaholics, that the spotlight was really really shining.
Speaker 5: But I feel like now we can go back and
Speaker 5: and it's all just uh like true believers.
Speaker 6: Is that what they call themselves true believers?
Speaker 2: No, they call themselves ninja.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they call each other ninja.
Speaker 3: They themselves because they can't say the N word. Uh,
Speaker 3: And so yeah, it's insane, dude.
Speaker 2: Right, They're like, this is the closest we can get
Speaker 2: and kind of wink at each other without crossing the line.
Speaker 2: That's what clowns do.
Speaker 4: Without just being fully racist.
Speaker 5: Remember when, like though, like the FBI was like they
Speaker 5: are officially like a gang, Like they came way later
Speaker 5: in it too, It's like, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 2: Like just leave them alone?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And did that?
Speaker 2: Did that cross you the wrong way? How late they
Speaker 2: came to it, Blake?
Speaker 5: Yeah I did, because they're more of a friendship family
Speaker 5: than a gang.
Speaker 6: If you ask me, maybe they're a mafia.
Speaker 3: Well only because we made that episode about in Workoholics.
Speaker 3: Would you do you think that that's true? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: think it's because if what are their names? Like violent
Speaker 3: Jay and what's the other one?
Speaker 2: Shaggy tu do, Shaggy two do?
Speaker 3: Come on, bro, Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6: Come on, Shaggy two doo. You're getting your clown card.
Speaker 3: Revoked only because if they were like, Yo, what's up
Speaker 3: my ninjas? How about we go and storm the capitol
Speaker 3: on January seventh, one day later? How many Let's talk
Speaker 3: about how many ICP members happening? We are like already there,
Speaker 3: Like we're here, We're already there. They already stormed. We're
Speaker 3: staying one more day, one more day. Hey, you got
Speaker 3: enough fago for tonight? Like, I bet realistic how many
Speaker 3: juggalos storm? The twenty percent of everyone on January sixth
Speaker 3: is an ICP fan, and I have a theory. I've
Speaker 3: got a theory to go with this.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, please, okay. I bet another twenty five percent
Speaker 2: of the people there on January six have children, okay,
Speaker 2: that are insane clown posse people, and that's what drove them.
Speaker 2: They're like, we gotta fucking fix the system. My daughter's
Speaker 2: out there sucking dicks with magaphone.
Speaker 3: Don't over titties.
Speaker 2: You gots got it. You guys got it all wrong.
Speaker 5: I actually think the ICP peak fan base Juggalos are
Speaker 5: very progressive.
Speaker 6: I think they are. I think they're forward thinkers.
Speaker 3: That's right, Ninja, absolutely right, my ninja. Oh God for you?
Speaker 3: Can you speak more on that? And what makes you
Speaker 3: think that? Because you think mud wrestling and uh asking
Speaker 3: how magnets were, questioning how magnets were.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of it's a lot of you
Speaker 5: want to know why it's because it's a lot of inclusion.
Speaker 5: Like they took Coolio when Coolio was down in the
Speaker 5: dumps and they uplifted him.
Speaker 2: When was that? When was Coolio down in the dumps?
Speaker 6: I think Coolio had some dark dark times.
Speaker 3: Well, you know why they took Coolio and brought him
Speaker 3: into the fold is because his rate has fallen, has
Speaker 3: fallen so low that they could afford to get Kolia.
Speaker 2: So this is how the business works.
Speaker 3: Blake whatever, Chase that moolah whatever. So then they had
Speaker 3: the whatever his rate ended up being, they were like,
Speaker 3: oh we can afford Coolio bro.
Speaker 2: And his hair Max his hair kind of like he's
Speaker 2: he's clown adjacent.
Speaker 4: He had matched the other fair enough. But you know what.
Speaker 2: Jeffay he told us, he went to Coolio's wedding. I
Speaker 2: was like, all right, now we're just name dropping jeff Donkey.
Speaker 2: I mean that's Pete Cooler, Jeffy.
Speaker 3: He was explain exactly who he was. Jeff Ay.
Speaker 2: He actor who played a like a homeless character. Now
Speaker 2: bomb Yeah, bum played a bomb on lolcoholics whose raccoon
Speaker 2: like attacked us and then we killed it and we
Speaker 2: didn't know its his pet. And he like brought Oscar
Speaker 2: sauce to the fucking episode because he's got those eyes
Speaker 2: and those eyes are unreal.
Speaker 3: He took me a bit to understand what you were
Speaker 3: talking about Oscar sauce. I was like, he brought his
Speaker 3: own like steak sauce, Oscar sauce. Fuck. I would have Yeah,
Speaker 3: you didn't get any of that. Yeah, dude was cooking.
Speaker 3: He was cooking ribs lunch. I would have eaten some
Speaker 3: Oscar sauce if.
Speaker 2: He didn't win an Oscar though. No, but he like,
Speaker 2: you know, you have some people come in onto a
Speaker 2: comedy and they do comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he did Oscar.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, he ford some of that Oscar sauce on the scene. Right.
Speaker 2: He was acting like someone who genuinely lost their pet. Raccoon.
Speaker 3: I don't think we were ready for it, which was
Speaker 3: way funnier. Yeah, way funnier, of course, right, it was
Speaker 3: way fun I mean that's we talked about that a
Speaker 3: lot on the Righteous Gemstones about and why it works
Speaker 3: so well. Bringing in Bradley Cooper for the first episode
Speaker 3: of this season to play like our great great great
Speaker 3: grandfather who started Gemstones in the ministry is because he
Speaker 3: had never seen the show. He never even watched the show.
Speaker 3: He just was a fan of Danny's and wanted to
Speaker 3: be in that world. Read the script, really liked, responded
Speaker 3: to the material, and he was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to watch it because I know it's a comedy and
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 6: To He just kept saying, I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch it, Like, we get it, dude,
Speaker 3: we get it. I've heard about it.
Speaker 2: It sounds stupid.
Speaker 3: Well, we can give you some episodes, so no, yeah, no, thanks,
Speaker 3: I'm good. I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 2: Past I don't want to watch it and I've never
Speaker 2: seen it, and said I'm not gonna watch up.
Speaker 3: Pay me.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: He was like, I don't want to be informed by
Speaker 3: the comedy and then subconsciously, I'm trying to do bits like.
Speaker 2: He sounds like a good time, all these big words.
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, come on, come on, give me another hangover,
Speaker 2: bro come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But then he played it super straight, and I
Speaker 3: thought that was better, much like Jeffay.
Speaker 4: You know who he looks like in it, Jeffay. He
Speaker 4: is our Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. He looked like our boy John
Speaker 2: car Cherry, oh writer, because Carl Cherry's got some eyes
Speaker 2: on him and likes very beautiful. And I don't know
Speaker 2: if that was my big takeaway. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is cart Cherry getting in an episode?
Speaker 4: You know he is in that episode.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's in the firing squad. Yeah, yeah, he's Uh.
Speaker 5: He was a writer on Workholics. He's a writer for
Speaker 5: all of Danny's shows, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: All of Danny shows. Yeah, he was. He was a
Speaker 3: big big get for us in the Work Work all Expreaders.
Speaker 2: Super funny dude, Yeah, very funny guy. He brought the
Speaker 2: funk to the function for sure. It really did.
Speaker 3: It definitely took us an entire season to learn how
Speaker 3: to pronounce his last name, and it's pretty easy.
Speaker 4: It's Cart Cherre.
Speaker 2: I still don't feel comfortable saying it. It's car Cherry, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's car Cherry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cartier, Yeah, we were putting some extra stank on it,
Speaker 3: but he's one of those people who goes, I don't care.
Speaker 3: We were like Cartiered, oh idiot.
Speaker 2: It never helps when someone's like whatever however you want
Speaker 2: and you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're like no, I gotta know, well I
Speaker 3: have I speak about you.
Speaker 2: Like people call and go how is he? And I
Speaker 2: go who, and they're like check down?
Speaker 3: And I never met him.
Speaker 2: But if we're all pronouncing the name correctly, then I know,
Speaker 2: and we would know that I've worked with him every
Speaker 2: day for a long time.
Speaker 5: Would it be putting him too much on blast? If
Speaker 5: we told you what internet video he shared with us?
Speaker 2: I think so. I think that'd be pretty blasty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, but I guess I guess.
Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't that good.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that good? Yeah? Why is it?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Only? Is it because they're like just white people that
Speaker 3: were feel comfortable putting the extra stank on their name.
Speaker 3: I feel like no other ethnicity would you put on Like.
Speaker 2: As you were going back to the ICP, go ahead, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think would you put it? Would you put like would
Speaker 3: you put on the like? But there's no other If
Speaker 3: it's an Indian name, you're not going to put an
Speaker 3: Indian accent on it or you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: This is this is commonplace now where people are like
Speaker 2: actually pronounced this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you kind of spoke about it with who was it,
Speaker 5: Hailey Baldwin, Hailey Bieber where it was like she puts
Speaker 5: emphasis on like the malee and like.
Speaker 3: No, that was uh no, that was Her name's crazy,
Speaker 3: Hilaria Baldwin. Isn't her name Hilaria?
Speaker 2: Her name is crazy?
Speaker 3: Hey, dude, Clo, what is it Hilario Baldwin? What is
Speaker 3: that her name? Hilaria?
Speaker 2: She doesn't know what you're talking This is Alec ball wife,
Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin's wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her real name is Hillary, but she wants to
Speaker 3: go by which is crazy, which is great.
Speaker 2: And the whole thing with her is that she spoke
Speaker 2: with an accent but wasn't raised by people with accents
Speaker 2: and kind of got like people from her high school
Speaker 2: were like, what's happening.
Speaker 3: She's never lived there, She's never yeah, like she just
Speaker 3: adopted this.
Speaker 2: I talk whiter than I ever have now, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like you're getting wider by the year.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're getting wider. Yeah that's great.
Speaker 2: What's going on? So like this is what happens. We
Speaker 2: we evolved, we changed, some people get more ethnic.
Speaker 3: She the knock on her and I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Is she like acted like she didn't know words in
Speaker 3: English when she was raised speaking English?
Speaker 2: Right, she was saying like, how'd you say? How you say?
Speaker 3: She was like, how do you say? How do you say? Who? Combert?
Speaker 3: Who come Bear? And you're like, it's cue, it's cucumber, bitch.
Speaker 3: You know the word. You know you've said it before.
Speaker 2: But as far as names go, I feel like people
Speaker 2: are like, hey, can you pronounce it this way? I
Speaker 2: just worked with uh an actress here with Japanese and
Speaker 2: was like, hey, actually, don't pronounce it that way.
Speaker 3: It's this well and you have forgot forgot the pronunciation.
Speaker 2: I was, I got it. No, No, I just don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 3: But you don't put stink on it. You're not like
Speaker 3: the way you have to say it.
Speaker 2: There's some and by the way, you know, sink is
Speaker 2: I think it's just a little more authentic.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this going on? Well, if you
Speaker 3: say my last name is Irish, you're not gonna go, hey,
Speaker 3: what's up Adam.
Speaker 2: Divine divine?
Speaker 3: You're not going to put on divine?
Speaker 2: You don't say. I don't know the whole My whole
Speaker 2: point is that if someone's asking me to do that,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be like, no, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to I won't do that.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not talking about someone asking
Speaker 3: you to do that if they ask you to pronounce
Speaker 3: your name any kind of way. And so what are
Speaker 3: you talking that I'm talking about? How now like uh,
Speaker 3: black white poconut. I told you, dude, No, I was saying,
Speaker 3: only Italians do people feel comfortable put it on? Like
Speaker 3: like my buddy is uh de LaRusso uh huh, you're
Speaker 3: like de LaRue, so like you feel comfortable like adding
Speaker 3: some stank to it?
Speaker 2: You do? Oh, so you're talking about adding stank, not
Speaker 2: them asking asking.
Speaker 3: It's just like I feel like with Italian people just
Speaker 3: because it's fun to do.
Speaker 5: You're saying Italian people are safe a safe space for
Speaker 5: us too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for whities to just put some stank on it.
Speaker 2: And me ball mom is going to come for you
Speaker 2: fair enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and why is that? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm coming for it.
Speaker 6: I don't either, man hilario. Yeah, but keep it up
Speaker 6: for sure.
Speaker 3: Actually I do. Like I mean, if your name's Hillary,
Speaker 3: that's kind of a basic ass name.
Speaker 4: You want to throw some stank on it, some hilarious.
Speaker 2: Is there a more basic name than Hillary.
Speaker 5: Hillary's got to be one of the worst names.
Speaker 3: Hillary. Yeah, Hillary's that's bad. That's why Hillary Clinton didn't win.
Speaker 3: It wasn't any policy, wasn't about her family.
Speaker 2: It's not going to it's the name.
Speaker 3: It was the name. Dude.
Speaker 2: You don't want to Hillary, change it to Chillery. Whoa
Speaker 2: Now I'm voting.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm voting for you, bro ship our fucking checked
Speaker 5: by Chillery?
Speaker 3: Is there? Like who's the who's the like coolest Hillary?
Speaker 3: Is there? Like a supermodel or like a swank?
Speaker 4: Swank? Well, that's well the swank is say that Hillary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is true. The parents knew what they were doing.
Speaker 5: Hillary swank sounds like a that could be a rapper,
Speaker 5: Like Hillary swank is kind of a stick em.
Speaker 3: Well, any name in Swank could be a rapper because
Speaker 3: Swank is doing the heavy lifting.
Speaker 6: What's her dad's name? I want to know Hillary Swank's.
Speaker 3: Downy Producers, that's a thing.
Speaker 2: Definitely, Michael Richard or Steven even Swanks, it's for sure
Speaker 2: Steven's Stevie. Stevens named daughters Hillary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's I bet the name combo Stephen as a
Speaker 3: dad and Hillary. Oh Stephen, Hey, you're right, Stephen Swank,
Speaker 3: you were right. This is what dobody. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, if you're Stephen, you have to name your
Speaker 2: daughter Hillary. They're like the same animal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, that is so true. Should I go, Wow, Stevens?
Speaker 3: Should we wrap this any take back? That's crazy? How
Speaker 3: did you do that?
Speaker 2: Scientist?
Speaker 3: I feel like Durors could have I mean, I think
Speaker 3: he did. Guess. I'm gonna give him the benefit of
Speaker 3: the doubt here, but I did guess. Yeah, I do
Speaker 3: believe that you did. But I also could see you
Speaker 3: just knowing that. Stephen Swank, I mean million dollar babies.
Speaker 3: You're a swank lord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wouldn't that be sad? I've looked up dumber, more
Speaker 2: worthless things in my life. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you know
Speaker 2: I'm reading heat sheets from swimming guys.
Speaker 3: Names are in and out of my life. That even mean?
Speaker 2: Was that even mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, and I don't want to know, so please
Speaker 3: don't explain it. Who cares?
Speaker 2: Let's just let's just say my March madness began today
Speaker 2: with the NCAA Championships swim meets March sadness.
Speaker 6: Bro, that's a terrible sport, right there, kiddy, Yes, points.
Speaker 3: Yes, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2: If the swim meets were called John, I would not
Speaker 2: want to be your dms after saying that they're coming
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Bro, you're gonna swim up in your dms? Woo.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, nobody.
Speaker 6: Wait, what's up with the golden goggles? When do those
Speaker 6: go off?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I haven't been to him for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 3: Wait, why are you asking more swim questions?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 3: You said you're like pushing the who cares button? And
Speaker 3: then you go and then you ask more questions. I care.
Speaker 5: Well, this it's like an award show that there's legit
Speaker 5: like host It's fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 2: I hosted it, yeah once, and then I've been to
Speaker 2: two other and like present it.
Speaker 3: That's where I met Kobe.
Speaker 2: That's fucking cool.
Speaker 4: What is the host duties?
Speaker 2: They are like, it's it's the same as anywhere else, dude,
Speaker 2: it's the same as anywhere else, Like you've hosted stuff.
Speaker 3: It's like the MTV movie Worts. Well, what else is
Speaker 3: like the MTV movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well what I mean, like, is it MTV music? He's
Speaker 3: asking if DJ Khalid? Yeah? Are you? Is you and
Speaker 3: your family and friends going to take a weird photo
Speaker 3: with DJ Khaled there?
Speaker 2: Or no? Who did I who? But like we saw
Speaker 2: what's her name? Andrew Day saying there one year the
Speaker 2: fucking circle, Like there's entertainers who are there. It's usually
Speaker 2: hosted by a comedian. I think the year before I
Speaker 2: did it, Kevin neland did it.
Speaker 4: That's tight, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Lula has hosted it and been there when I was there.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh weird.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. Who shows up and then you meet swimming idols?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm interested. Okay, so this is interesting, this is interesting.
Speaker 3: Who cares? No, But I'm like, is it televised?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: I think it probably streams to ten kids streams? But no,
Speaker 2: it's not televised, But it's in a like a big
Speaker 2: ballroom or something. Yeah, they it's in a Carl's Junior?
Speaker 3: Is there telling property? Do you have to work on
Speaker 3: a monologue? Like?
Speaker 4: What was what was that?
Speaker 2: Like? Yeah, I wrote a monologue. I basically did like
Speaker 2: stand up and I did other like shtick where like
Speaker 2: I came out in a speedo and like, you know
Speaker 2: I signed up for this.
Speaker 3: Well, of course, why have I not seen this?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not out there.
Speaker 3: Do you have your monologue? Do you have your monologue
Speaker 3: on you? Can you maybe on my belly? Bro?
Speaker 2: Is it on your laptop? I have my monologue? No,
Speaker 2: this was I hosted like.
Speaker 3: Six or eight years ago, and you didn't save the file.
Speaker 2: I just threw it away. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: Can you search your laptop and maybe let's let's do
Speaker 3: the monologue.
Speaker 2: I can just tell you what I did. I know
Speaker 2: that I came out in a speed o and was
Speaker 2: like you know, when I signed up for this, They're like,
Speaker 2: don't worry, We're gonna give you a soup. Didn't realize
Speaker 2: it was gonna be a swimsuit. And then like the
Speaker 2: next beat was that I came out in like a
Speaker 2: suit where like the pants and the sleeves were super long,
Speaker 2: and I said, I borrowed it from this guy who's
Speaker 2: like six ft nine, big big laugh, big laugh. And
Speaker 2: then you guys are familiar with rowdy gains. Of course,
Speaker 2: it was like the announcer of all the swimming and
Speaker 2: stuff and he.
Speaker 3: Gets I told you do there it is.
Speaker 2: He gets like super out of control, calling the racism
Speaker 2: shit and like a screaming and also went viral for
Speaker 2: like the famous Alburn touchdown.
Speaker 3: Oh here, Todd just pulled up a photo of you
Speaker 3: hosting this and oh my god, look at your body. Yeah,
Speaker 3: your body.
Speaker 2: Looks like it's melting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't the best.
Speaker 3: It looks like a melted candle.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those tits were stagging a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh that's for sure, like mid Writer's Room season, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, you look great. Yeah you look great. I
Speaker 5: am so hyped on that it wouldn't be funny, but
Speaker 5: I was like jacked.
Speaker 3: I knew.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is no, this is way better.
Speaker 2: I told everybody. I go, I'm sure you're laughing. This
Speaker 2: is what you have to look forward to. I know
Speaker 2: how many calories you guys all ate.
Speaker 4: Guess what there it is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't stop when you're done.
Speaker 3: Your boom are huge.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have titties like these too.
Speaker 3: There's the pivot, smart pivot. Your booms are huge.
Speaker 2: And then I did a whole thing where I was like,
Speaker 2: I wish Rowdy would like he's so like inspiring and
Speaker 2: like exciting, like if I had that in the morning
Speaker 2: to like call my day. And then I did like
Speaker 2: Rowdy doing like the alarm went off, Okay, he hits news,
Speaker 2: it goes up again.
Speaker 3: He's up out.
Speaker 2: Of bed, like, and then I did a whole thing
Speaker 2: about like brushing his teeth, like he had to go back.
Speaker 3: And get the molars. He forgot the mollarts, like just
Speaker 3: like whatever I told you, Dode, I'm laughing and went crazy.
Speaker 3: He's out the door, he's off to work. He did
Speaker 3: it again, dude.
Speaker 5: Some people have the dark Carnival of the souls and
Speaker 5: some people have the golden goggles.
Speaker 3: They all are just looking for our people. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it, man, except no one there's calling each other ninjada. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no one is saying racist coded words to each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's as far as far as I know.
Speaker 3: Leave us alone. Man, it's not like that. Leave us alone.
Speaker 3: It's not like that. Uh, and you say us woo
Speaker 3: woom never nor nor do you listen to their music.
Speaker 2: This is the way.
Speaker 3: So I think you're a poser and that maybe that's
Speaker 3: the worst kind of Juggalo. Yikes, yikes, Blake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Juggerno, Well more than somebody who stormed the Capitol.
Speaker 4: Oh that's passionate, dude.
Speaker 3: More than someone that's from the capital. They stormed the capitol,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. The amount of jugglos in attendance.
Speaker 5: You'd say I'd rather be be that than be a
Speaker 5: poser Juggalo.
Speaker 2: Would you rather be a juggalo e an Olympic swimmer, dude.
Speaker 3: It's all I'm saying is it's sadder. It's sadder to
Speaker 3: pretend like you're into the Juggalos than it is to
Speaker 3: actually just be in into the Jugglos.
Speaker 2: Sure, Oh really, you think you're saying it's it's sadder
Speaker 2: to be one of the Juggalo like the guy bro.
Speaker 3: You need to leave us alone. No, I think it's
Speaker 3: sadder to pretend like you like Blake, like what Blake's doing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's harder to say leave
Speaker 2: us alone.
Speaker 3: Where he's saying like it's us, it's us when I
Speaker 3: know he's not a real jugglo, but he.
Speaker 4: Wears the T shirt.
Speaker 3: He leave us alone.
Speaker 4: That T shirt is sick.
Speaker 3: I will say I have one.
Speaker 5: I have one shirt, and a lot of the reason
Speaker 5: I like it is because a it's a Saint Patrick's
Speaker 5: state shirt and it's a flip on the movie Leprecha,
Speaker 5: which is a great movie. Yeah, class's a great movie.
Speaker 3: Now here's here's a good name.
Speaker 2: By the way, how do we pronounce the actor who
Speaker 2: played the Leprechaun, Because there's there's different we can put
Speaker 2: some as Adam says, this is tank on its right
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 3: Throw up the name in the uh in the chat here, Toddy.
Speaker 5: Well, it's from Willow, correct, Yeah, from Willow name his
Speaker 5: name is Kaya.
Speaker 2: Gosh, you have to go get the the Bobbit's all right,
Speaker 2: I got his name.
Speaker 3: His name is put it in the chat here so
Speaker 3: we know right here.
Speaker 2: I'm putting it in the chat because I know.
Speaker 6: But I don't want you to tell me because I
Speaker 6: could get it.
Speaker 3: Well, just I've been another podcast. How quickly names go
Speaker 3: in the chats? It's it's before you even ask for it.
Speaker 3: It's the and yet are we take several minutes and
Speaker 3: it's a lot of us going, I'll do it. No,
Speaker 3: you should do it.
Speaker 6: Hey man, Hey, we're a tight ship.
Speaker 4: It's Warwick Davis.
Speaker 3: So see you're not putting the stink on well, I
Speaker 3: don't know where he's from.
Speaker 4: Like Warwick to me is.
Speaker 3: Just English, which I think is Warwick Davis.
Speaker 2: It's it's like war Warwick Warrior. You don't even say
Speaker 2: the second.
Speaker 6: We say war Wick Warwick Davis, but it's.
Speaker 2: Warwick, right, Warwick Warwick. Dude, he's such a legend. How
Speaker 2: sick is that name? Why didn't I use that yet?
Speaker 6: That name is fucking tight as fuck?
Speaker 3: Dude. Is there only one Warwick in the world. No,
Speaker 3: there's probably hell of Warrick. I'm sure there's a that
Speaker 3: seems like he's the one.
Speaker 2: He is the one. I have a legend.
Speaker 6: He's unreal, I mean, willow.
Speaker 3: Or is he? Are we giving him props and flowers
Speaker 3: and he's We're not giving him flowers?
Speaker 2: No, he wouldn't, no flowers, not at all.
Speaker 3: Is he alive because if you talk about him too
Speaker 3: much he won't be. Of course he is alive. He
Speaker 3: just got some I just saw him give an acceptance speech.
Speaker 2: But like Harry Potter and then he had this what
Speaker 2: was the show like Life's Too Short or whatever that
Speaker 2: he did with from Office? Was it not your base?
Speaker 3: Ricky? Yeah? What was he?
Speaker 4: And Harry Potter?
Speaker 3: He's some little goblin. I don't know. I just I've
Speaker 3: just seen the pictures.
Speaker 5: No, he's not that's cg I dude, I know he's
Speaker 5: not there. He's talking about Dobbin or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, he's not Dobbin. He's another dude.
Speaker 3: That was Doby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, dude, I've actually never seen those movies. I've
Speaker 2: just seen the first one.
Speaker 3: I watched those movies with Chloe during the pandemic because
Speaker 3: he's like, you haven't seen them, the Harry Potters, and
Speaker 3: I watched all of them. They're fucking good, dude. I
Speaker 3: totally get Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta watch them. Okay, I gotta see that Azkaban joint.
Speaker 3: They get better and better, Like the first one is
Speaker 3: a little kids movie, and then it gets more and more.
Speaker 3: By the time you're in the third one, you're like, okay, ship,
Speaker 3: here's gonna fuck some ship up.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: You just kept saying saying that and doing this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: rubbing your hands together? Okay, can you stop doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's up, my boy? I actually can't? Okay, real potheads? Baby,
Speaker 3: let's go man, okay, all right, what up hermione? What
Speaker 3: to do? Baby? Boom?
Speaker 5: So he's got a womb now okay, yeah, my boy,
Speaker 5: Harry's about to blast some ship up.
Speaker 6: What do they call Voldemort? The name you, the man
Speaker 6: you can't mention or some shit.
Speaker 3: I don't know, God, the one who must not be
Speaker 3: mentioned or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dope, dude, I'm high.
Speaker 3: That's that's our that's uh, that's cryal to us.
Speaker 4: The one who must not be mentioned?
Speaker 5: Yes, of course, Yeah, he's definitely Voldemort. Hey if you
Speaker 5: guys could mock us up as the little Harry Potter
Speaker 5: kids and then make Kyle, uh Voldemort and Dobby, that'd
Speaker 5: be really thick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What do people say?
Speaker 3: Internet? Do what you do? He who must not be named?
Speaker 3: There we go, He who must not be named? Rile?
Speaker 5: Okay, donkey, when's the last time you watched Willow though?
Speaker 5: Because that movie is fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Four years ago, which it's a bummer because the CGI
Speaker 2: or whatever you want to call it doesn't exactly.
Speaker 5: Hold up and your kids are like, whack, what's the
Speaker 5: cgi in that?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 6: Is it like the witches? Like spells?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Remember when like those little two things uh get tossed
Speaker 2: in the mud and then they like grow exponentially and
Speaker 2: become like a huge like monster. You don't can I can?
Speaker 4: I let you guys in on a little secret.
Speaker 2: You've never seen it.
Speaker 4: I don't think i've ever seen it.
Speaker 2: What that's okay? What I don't think I have?
Speaker 5: Dude, I suggest you see it tonight, dude. Actually maybe
Speaker 5: wait for bo Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just I wasn't into like nerd nerd ship or
Speaker 3: dork shit.
Speaker 2: I was in like cool. But Val Kilmer's in there,
Speaker 2: fucking dude. Val Kilmer is fucking dude.
Speaker 4: Turned around, he's in.
Speaker 2: The cage and then when they let him out of
Speaker 2: the cage.
Speaker 5: And I'm in and I'm back, dude, Val Kilmer's Oh
Speaker 5: he's great. The main bad guy with the skull, not
Speaker 5: the main bad but the secondary bad guy with the skull.
Speaker 3: I think I maybe sell Labyrinth like one one time, okay,
Speaker 3: make you like by curious Changer.
Speaker 5: It didn't I didn't well laugh, I can't laugh, horny, right,
Speaker 5: that's kind of nasty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not how I've been nasty.
Speaker 2: By the way, And what's her name? Didn't make you
Speaker 2: go like I think I'm gonna watch Labyrinth again? Jennifer Connolly.
Speaker 3: Jennifer Connolly, Yeah, did something to it.
Speaker 2: I mean it was like, Bowie Connolly has name a
Speaker 2: better duo?
Speaker 5: Al wait, Bowie's dick in Labyrinth is on display and
Speaker 5: we lost him.
Speaker 3: Hey, Todd, can you throw up some Jennifer Connolly photos
Speaker 3: here in the chat? I wouldn't mind looking at Jennifer Connolly.
Speaker 2: Well, not from the Labyrinth.
Speaker 5: She's definitely like fourteen in that movie, but was just maybe, well.
Speaker 3: You guess so, I mean look at her and be
Speaker 3: like this, my fourteen year old self was in love
Speaker 3: with her?
Speaker 2: That's true?
Speaker 3: Or is that probably how work? I mean, look at
Speaker 3: here she is as an adult woman, which she's beautiful, stunning,
Speaker 3: she has great eyebrows donning.
Speaker 2: It's such a rocket. It is crazy. Like when they
Speaker 2: put her in the New Top Gun, I was like
Speaker 2: reporting for Doody. Okay, wow, dude, but like, who else
Speaker 2: could you put in that that chapel round?
Speaker 3: Well, what's crazy is is you just google her and
Speaker 3: look at images. She hasn't taken a bad photo.
Speaker 2: I know, dude, you look up.
Speaker 3: Any of our names. Oh my god, we're all over
Speaker 3: the place. Oh god, my head is like it is like, dude,
Speaker 3: I haven't taking a good photo.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 3: It's three sizes up, three sizes downny stunningly beautiful. This
Speaker 3: is crazy because like, do you guys have this this?
Speaker 3: I don't know it's Isaac to post the thirteen year
Speaker 3: old photos of her.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, god, Isaac, do you guys have this? I
Speaker 2: don't know what you call like a syndrome or whatever,
Speaker 2: but like when you do, you assume that, like the
Speaker 2: women you grew up like watching that, you were like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's a woman. She's beautiful. For Connolly,
Speaker 2: do you assume that they're taller than you?
Speaker 3: In a weird way? Getting radical? I just I just
Speaker 3: had this exact Okay, I did this thing. I had
Speaker 3: this small part in this in this Boots Riley movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes with Demi Moore?
Speaker 3: Whoa And did I talk about this on the podcast
Speaker 3: covered Demi Moore? So I'm you know, I'm excited it's
Speaker 3: Demi Moore.
Speaker 4: How cool is that?
Speaker 3: It turns out DEMI less when she is so much
Speaker 3: smaller than I thought she was. Okay, she's like five
Speaker 3: five or five four or something, Right, she's a smaller.
Speaker 3: I've always thought of her as like a gigantic woman,
Speaker 3: like a tall yeah, statue esque statue atque like legs
Speaker 3: she carries herself, so she's so strong in every film.
Speaker 2: She's never weak. And I'm looking at a picture of
Speaker 2: Jennifer Connolly next to her husband, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if her husband's six.
Speaker 3: Eight, but she looks tiny. Even her head is small.
Speaker 6: It's Joel embiid is her husband?
Speaker 3: No, it's Paul Bettany, who's like a oh ship, a
Speaker 3: formidable English academic. That's kind of time. Yeah, how tall
Speaker 3: is just you know what? I this is something I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna Jay CON's is Jay con.
Speaker 4: Conton's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she rocks, she needs I mean. And by the way,
Speaker 3: like as she's five to seven, so she's she's she
Speaker 3: is actually fairly tall.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's not a small So he is six five?
Speaker 2: Then yeah, can we get a Paul Betany hype check
Speaker 2: for me? It's a tall guy thing.
Speaker 5: And while we're at it, can we look at how
Speaker 5: tall is Warwick? As well, just in comparison. That would
Speaker 5: be cool to know. I would like to know how
Speaker 5: tall Warwick is. Do you know he's three feet tall?
Speaker 2: Homie? You don't know that.
Speaker 6: But if he's five to five, if he's as tall
Speaker 6: as Connolly, you don't know, he's not.
Speaker 4: He isn't.
Speaker 2: That's why he's that's part of why he's literally famous.
Speaker 5: Yes, three six, dude, three six, we're not talking meters here.
Speaker 2: Three six, baby, I knew it. He's you six three.
Speaker 2: I knew he's way tall. Okay, No, Jennifer, this says,
Speaker 2: Jennifer Connelly is five five? What the hell? Well, who knows?
Speaker 2: Who fucking knows?
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's not tall. You want to see it?
Speaker 4: Well, I just looked up her height and it said
Speaker 4: five to seven. Yeah, I don't know, you know, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, guys, actors, much of Hollywood is is is short.
Speaker 6: They're shorter, shorter people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you see a tall one, yeah, like
Speaker 2: this is. I'm this is I'm so bad with names.
Speaker 2: Australian actress Oscar Winner used to be married to Tom
Speaker 2: Tilda Swindon And no, no, no, like the the one,
Speaker 2: the like fucking red hair Chapel the most like famous actress.
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about Tom Cruisees act Cole Kidman, Nicole Kidman,
Speaker 2: thank you, Nicole.
Speaker 3: Well she doesn't have she doesn't have red hair in
Speaker 3: like two decades. But yeah, Nicole, hey, I said red hair?
Speaker 2: What'd you do? You fucking named her?
Speaker 3: Moving on? Well, I read it to put it in
Speaker 3: the chat. Hot spelled it, Nicole, so you can read
Speaker 3: it now. Good for you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, winning I saw her in person at some party
Speaker 2: and was like, holy ship and uh blake, Uh what's
Speaker 2: her name?
Speaker 3: Taylor Taylor Swift, Livelyoper tall.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Taylor Swift is very oh Taylor, Well she's Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's known to be gigantic.
Speaker 2: I know, but that's just a shocker when you see
Speaker 2: him and you go, can I fucking fight these? Can
Speaker 2: I take them down?
Speaker 3: Bush comes to show. Now do you like that? Do
Speaker 3: you are like Durors as a as a tall man?
Speaker 4: Are you like?
Speaker 3: This is good? She's she's more my size.
Speaker 2: This is I always thought this is a running joke
Speaker 2: about if I like, kiss my wife on the stairs
Speaker 2: and she's higher than me, I'm like, God, I wish you.
Speaker 3: Were this tall.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like six over me, said yeah, I
Speaker 2: do it like I don't know, twice a year. Agere
Speaker 2: I'm like, god, I wish you were this big. You
Speaker 2: could just I could just just hold me. She's like, stop,
Speaker 2: don't do this. So that's that's how we spice things
Speaker 2: up here in the home house.
Speaker 3: Blake, Is that is that a thing for you? I've
Speaker 3: dated a girl and she wasn't taller than me. She
Speaker 3: was like five seven, but we were like about the
Speaker 3: same size. And then when she would wear heels, she
Speaker 3: would tower over me, because women in heels are just giant. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a couple a couple of feet. Yeah, And I didn't
Speaker 3: I didn't dislike it, but it wasn't like I've never
Speaker 3: like looked at a tall woman and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it. That's it for me now unless you had
Speaker 3: a CrossFit body, in which case.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Angel Reese, I really like Candice Parker. She's so freaking cute, dude.
Speaker 2: She might not be interested, but yeah, that's okay, we're not.
Speaker 2: We're talking, you know, we're talking. Angel Reese showed up
Speaker 2: it's an NBA game in like some Jean shorts. What
Speaker 2: is going on with her? Dude. Oh, and I was like,
Speaker 2: there's no wrong way to eat.
Speaker 5: Its yes, that has to have been said a million
Speaker 5: times on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, it's all good. We're all time store.
Speaker 2: Some dudes just going down and he looks up and
Speaker 2: just goes, there's no wrong way to eat.
Speaker 3: She's like, actually, you're.
Speaker 2: Doing it wrong, completely off. You're licking my butt. Yep,
Speaker 2: sorry maybe sorry, yep, Blake, that's uh, that's not it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 2: Goodbye.
Speaker 3: That would be so dumb.
Speaker 5: Oh man, she is. She's one of my favorite basketball players, though.
Speaker 5: I think that's cool as hell.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Do you see Juju Watkins got injured? That was about that. Now,
Speaker 2: March Madness is full of fans.
Speaker 3: You know. I already talked about it. Swimming, We're going,
Speaker 3: We're going so sadness. Women's March madness happens a little
Speaker 3: bit before the men's or it's at the same damnit.
Speaker 2: It happens at the same time, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: That's wild.
Speaker 5: That's why I thought they changed that, because people were
Speaker 5: all like pissed about it or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I tried to like be all like
Speaker 2: knowing shit and said at a party the other day
Speaker 2: when I'm watching March Madness and I'm like, no, it
Speaker 2: happens next weekend, and someone's like, no, it doesn't, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, shut up, because when it comes
Speaker 2: to when it comes to swimming, there.
Speaker 3: Are weeks ago. Oh god, there's not enough pools.
Speaker 5: But I feel like the I mean, of course, now,
Speaker 5: especially now that Juju's out, like since Caitlin Clark's not
Speaker 5: in NC double A anymore, like that rivalry was really
Speaker 5: making people like that, what do you.
Speaker 3: Mean she's not in the NC double as in the
Speaker 3: w NBA.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Yeah, she's on Indiana.
Speaker 5: So I don't feel like people have really been to
Speaker 5: I also don't feel like March Madness Men's has been
Speaker 5: that Like I haven't heard that much about it, to
Speaker 5: be honest.
Speaker 3: Well, there hasn't been that many upsets. Well, this is
Speaker 3: gonna come out and it's going to be like done, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's over, it's over, it's over. People will be bored.
Speaker 3: But there hasn't been that many big upsets or like
Speaker 3: buzzer beater moments, So yeah, that's that's when it gets crazy.
Speaker 3: There were a.
Speaker 2: Few nailed bier games over there's a Wisconsin.
Speaker 6: God, you guys, got you, guys, gott got got Creighton.
Speaker 5: There's there wasn't a lot of uh like weird California representation.
Speaker 5: I like it would like be more specifically like when
Speaker 5: Long Beach sneaks in there.
Speaker 3: I love that show, right, or Fresno. Oh love that show.
Speaker 3: I think Fresno is usually good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this year it was just like San Diego.
Speaker 5: And I think that's not crazy enough for you. No,
Speaker 5: that's that's too common, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Mainstream for you.
Speaker 3: You're looking for the insane clown posse of basketball teams
Speaker 3: to sneak in. Okay, yes, puns, Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3: I want Shaggy to dope University.
Speaker 2: So what would be the ICP of califun You can't
Speaker 2: say Rancho Cucamonga.
Speaker 3: You want like the Critos Automall Square basketball team to
Speaker 3: sneak into?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, is it Placentia? What the hell is that?
Speaker 3: Which is a real place? What the hell is that?
Speaker 3: You've never heard that? No, that's a place in California. Huh.
Speaker 2: And when you get there, they say Placentia here doesn't
Speaker 2: really work?
Speaker 5: That's crazy maybe like hoop Centia. Oh I get what
Speaker 5: you're saying. Now here, Yes, ps maybe like UC Irvine
Speaker 5: or something, or north Ridge.
Speaker 3: What if north Ridge? I feel like they have haven't
Speaker 3: heard the quakes.
Speaker 2: But that's the ICP for you. Yeah, definitely north Ridge.
Speaker 3: Hell, there's way more deeper cuts than north Ridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you act like you're so Californian dude, and
Speaker 3: you know it's more.
Speaker 5: I don't know schools, I don't know any colleges. I'm
Speaker 5: like blown away.
Speaker 2: The name of town. It's like they can't be ran
Speaker 2: north Radia.
Speaker 3: So Isaac is saying this is the first time San
Speaker 3: Diego has made the tournament ever.
Speaker 6: That's no, that's that can't be possible.
Speaker 2: But that's not very ICP.
Speaker 3: That can't be possible. Well, didn't Kawhi Leonard play for
Speaker 3: San Diego.
Speaker 5: There's a few San Diego colleges, right, there's two, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: You c s D.
Speaker 2: And then there's with the State University also San Diego State.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, we're really collegiate guys.
Speaker 3: So when here's a here's a question, are you guys,
Speaker 3: when your kids are college age, are you gonna want
Speaker 3: them to stay in California or are you gonna say,
Speaker 3: get fly, little birdie fly and go go out of state,
Speaker 3: somewhere cool.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of going out of state and
Speaker 2: going somewhere cool to like experience a different culture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 2: But I also like cheap college at a good school.
Speaker 2: There's so many good schools in California. There are great
Speaker 2: schools in California.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of cool places you could end up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you're all like, it's like, you don't
Speaker 3: wanted to be too California. And then you're Isaac and
Speaker 3: then you know what I mean. And then when you
Speaker 3: go to another place.
Speaker 2: When you put it that way, worst case scenario, we're
Speaker 2: talking about worst case scenario.
Speaker 3: Worst case at that scenario, then you're Isaac. And then
Speaker 3: you go remember how I mean. You guys know you've
Speaker 3: traveled with the guy. When you go somewhere he's like,
Speaker 3: I mean, this is crazy. It's like snowing. You're like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: it's February, and where what happened? Un Rock getting radical
Speaker 3: in Milwaukee or wherever? And he's right, yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: wild because it doesn't snow in southern California. And you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: well it doesn't the mountains stick. Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 3: It's like what's cool about California And you're like, shut out, dude,
Speaker 3: We're fucking somewhere else right now, punk rock getting radical.
Speaker 4: Just be somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Actually, I wouldn't mind if that was my kid, a
Speaker 2: Zuza Pacific University.
Speaker 3: Like, there's some cuts Azusa.
Speaker 2: Where is a Zuza not telling them?
Speaker 4: Damn? That sucks.
Speaker 3: That sucks for you, that sucks. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: google that ship.
Speaker 2: The Channel Islands.
Speaker 3: Where where would you guys? Uh, where would you guys
Speaker 3: want to send your kids? I want my kid to
Speaker 3: be a l s U. That's where I'm wells I
Speaker 3: mean that's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And what are they doing at LSU?
Speaker 3: Partying? Dude, just partying. Yeah, just just fucking fucking hanging
Speaker 3: outside by the shack statue, just drinking. And I mean
Speaker 3: that's There's a place called there's a place called tiger Land. Well,
Speaker 3: we shot the first two Pitch Perfect in Baton Rouge,
Speaker 3: so the first one especially, I was there, and they
Speaker 3: have this place called Tiger Land, which Blake has been to.
Speaker 3: And it's basically a gravel pit with like five bars
Speaker 3: around the outside of it, and you park in the
Speaker 3: gravel pit and it's mayhem bed.
Speaker 2: Right when the bars let out?
Speaker 3: Is it just been an It's fucking wild and it's
Speaker 3: so fun.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, if I like this, what a great
Speaker 4: college experience? This probably is.
Speaker 2: I think you're describing half of colleges.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But and Madison had the same thing, Like there's
Speaker 2: like the six Corner.
Speaker 3: Madison's a good college town. What's great about doing stand
Speaker 3: up is I got to visit a lot of these
Speaker 3: college you know, but like Penn State, that's like Happy Valley,
Speaker 3: that's a great college town. I'm like, is it college
Speaker 3: station what they call it college station? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: totally different place. That's what's that.
Speaker 2: Isn't college station what they call Penn State? Am I crazy?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no, no. Happy Valley is Penn State?
Speaker 4: College Station?
Speaker 3: In ise?
Speaker 2: College station's Texas A And m oh shit, I think
Speaker 2: that's what I Wow, dude, I'd be down for that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'd be cool to like be a longhorn. I
Speaker 6: always wanted to do.
Speaker 3: What really depends on how smart your kid is, because
Speaker 3: if they're too smart, then you're like, you got to
Speaker 3: go to one of these nerd schools and that'll be fun,
Speaker 3: but you know, it'll probably help you get a better
Speaker 3: job and YadA YadA, YadA.
Speaker 5: Wait wait what maybe you guys know this? Do you
Speaker 5: guys surprise me with some of your knowledge? What's the
Speaker 5: partiest nerds school?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great partiest nerd school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where like it's like, really, you get a great education,
Speaker 5: but you ray.
Speaker 2: Dartmouth is known to be like a shipthole throw down
Speaker 2: town for smart kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah Dartmouth. Yea Dartmouth I was. Or Cornell is not
Speaker 3: Cornell there, like everyone commits bode there.
Speaker 4: That's like sort of there.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, I've played Cornell a couple of times.
Speaker 3: And you drive across this bridge and every time you
Speaker 3: drive across it, they tell you like, uh, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is the bridge that kids commits gooside and jump off
Speaker 3: up and you're like, oh, that's really really sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Is it because of like the pressure of grades and stuff?
Speaker 5: Or does the weather suck?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you're in the middle of nowhere and it's miserable.
Speaker 3: The weather does suck and yeah damn yeah that sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you know, and please invite me to do stand
Speaker 3: up there again.
Speaker 2: But but you're opening ten minutes. It's going to be
Speaker 2: about that bridge.
Speaker 4: He'll go to school.
Speaker 3: It seems like it wouldn't be the best party schoo.
Speaker 6: Right to go to, right right right, But I think that's.
Speaker 3: And Penn State's. Michigan is a smart school.
Speaker 2: Michigan is a smart school.
Speaker 3: But you know what there is.
Speaker 2: The thing is it's very Greek. There's not many bars.
Speaker 2: I've been there to ann Arbor.
Speaker 3: By Greek, you mean, it's very like a fraternity, so.
Speaker 2: You like kind of have to be in one. Not
Speaker 2: that you have to be, but.
Speaker 5: Like we're talking wolverines right correct, Oh dude, but they are, so.
Speaker 2: There's not many bars, you know.
Speaker 4: Now you need a lot of bars.
Speaker 6: Think of all the cool wolverine shirts you could wear.
Speaker 2: I know when I was a kid, I wanted to
Speaker 2: go there. And then turns out their swim teams a
Speaker 2: little too fast.
Speaker 3: Think of all those ICP Wolverine shirts because ICP is
Speaker 3: from Michigan. So dude, Ohio, yes.
Speaker 5: They're Detroit bro come on, hell yeah, dude, I'm in
Speaker 5: blake Is.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited for cool.
Speaker 2: I found my school.
Speaker 4: I found my.
Speaker 3: School, smartest party school.
Speaker 2: This is a great, great question by the way everyone
Speaker 2: who went to a smart school out there, who's.
Speaker 3: Like, you're my school, My school is crazy. No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 6: It's Berkeley, bro it's Berkeley.
Speaker 2: I grew up in Evanston, where Northwestern University is. It's
Speaker 2: so tame, so quiet, so sleepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, super tame, so quiet. They like invented prohibition there
Speaker 3: in Evanston. It was yeah it look at you, look
Speaker 3: at you. What the hell? How are you guys so
Speaker 3: smart today? Yeah? Why do you know about my time? Look?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we talked about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've played there before, I've done stand up.
Speaker 6: There, and you just absorbed knowledge everywhere you go.
Speaker 3: I love that. Well, yeah, it's it's like they have
Speaker 3: weird liquor rules there. You learn. Yeah, you just absorbed.
Speaker 3: That's fucking cool, dude. Yeah, you know, you go to
Speaker 3: the town, you kind of learn a few things about
Speaker 3: said towns.
Speaker 2: But Adam knows every town's alcohol restriction. I mean, so
Speaker 2: liquor stores closed at nine, so I need to get
Speaker 2: there before.
Speaker 3: That, thank you. Well, it is it is a thing
Speaker 3: because a lot of times you like can't buy booze
Speaker 3: after the show and you're like, what the fuck are
Speaker 3: we doing here?
Speaker 2: That stuck in Madison, Wisconsin. You can't buy after nine,
Speaker 2: and you can't buy on Sunday. I think, yeah, So
Speaker 2: like you're like at eight fifty five, kids be hauling
Speaker 2: ass down the street to get to the stall, and
Speaker 2: you're like staying, I worked at a liquor store. I'm
Speaker 2: standing by the door, like locking it in front of
Speaker 2: people who got there like a second after nine. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: you were that guy. Sorry, well, sorry, Bud, you mean
Speaker 2: I was an employee somewhere. Yeah, I was that guy.
Speaker 3: You were that guy. Pal, I'm still gonna say that,
Speaker 3: why don't you go eat somebody's French fries? Bitch? Stop
Speaker 3: bringing up old app that's the law.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3: That's the law, okay, cop, Cop, I will say that
Speaker 3: that clip, the French fry clip when we were talking
Speaker 3: about I loved it, dude, because you backtracked so fast.
Speaker 3: Like we were like, if you eat, if you're a
Speaker 3: delivery person and you eat out of their food, you're
Speaker 3: a scumbag. And Blake is like, that's the cardinal rule.
Speaker 3: You don't do that. You're a fucking scumbag.
Speaker 2: No, I go, are you a scumbag or just a person?
Speaker 2: And this is what people do, and Blake leaned in
Speaker 2: and said scumbag.
Speaker 3: And then you're like, You're like, you're such a scumbag.
Speaker 3: Oh you're disgusting. That's the cardinal rule.
Speaker 4: You don't do that.
Speaker 3: And then we were like, yeah, you know French fried
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, French fries, Yeah you do, if
Speaker 3: you the French fries.
Speaker 2: French that one that.
Speaker 5: Look, I don't think I ever did it as a
Speaker 5: delivery driver. I was probably I was spinning it's good radio.
Speaker 5: I was spinning a web. I don't think I did that.
Speaker 5: I don't think you just probably I probably lied a little.
Speaker 2: Wait, Adam, he thinks this is radio.
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna send that I ate a fry.
Speaker 2: Maybe fries seem okay?
Speaker 3: So now are you lying? Now? I see I can't
Speaker 3: tell with you anymore.
Speaker 5: Look, I can't remember if I ate off friar to
Speaker 5: fries from an order.
Speaker 6: I don't think I would do that, but you never know.
Speaker 3: I might have been real.
Speaker 2: Why don't you fucking think about it? And we'll wait.
Speaker 3: I guess you don't retain knowledge or whatever. Though we
Speaker 3: just said he doesn't go anywhere, len, I mean either,
Speaker 3: I don't he doesn't leave California.
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't. I sit in my hotel room
Speaker 2: and watch movies. I've already seen.
Speaker 5: Uh Willow, I've seen Willow. Please watch Willow.
Speaker 3: It's so good, dude.
Speaker 5: It's cool fantasy movie from fantasy movies from the eighties
Speaker 5: and the nineties nine are so pure, they're so incredible,
Speaker 5: Like the locations are off the chain, the costumes are
Speaker 5: off the chain.
Speaker 3: Is this a deep cut?
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever watch Ewok's Battle for Indoor?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, of course that shit on rotation. And whenever
Speaker 2: I bring it up, people are like, don't know what
Speaker 2: you even know what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Do not know?
Speaker 2: Wasn't the main Ewoks name Wicket?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, it is off the chain?
Speaker 2: Or or the girl's name was Cat remember the girls?
Speaker 2: And I thought she was fire.
Speaker 3: I I don't even really know what the e walks are.
Speaker 3: They're like little bear people or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And by the way, bringing it back, I believe Warwick.
Speaker 6: Davis was he was wicked. Yeah, yes he was.
Speaker 2: This dude is in our DNA and ways we don't dude,
Speaker 2: do not give him flowers.
Speaker 3: No flowers, no flowers.
Speaker 4: We're talking about him too much.
Speaker 3: The guy's done. This sucks? What No, No, he's immortal.
Speaker 3: You killed him. He's a mortal.
Speaker 4: You've killed him.
Speaker 3: He's mortal.
Speaker 2: Stop. He's been in every Star Wars movie.
Speaker 6: He's been in every Star Wars movie.
Speaker 2: Was he inside of R two D two?
Speaker 3: Adam?
Speaker 2: That's the little robot that rolls?
Speaker 4: I know what's what that one is? I've seen once.
Speaker 6: Okay, I love that ship man, I love that.
Speaker 3: All right, that's that's kind of cool. I guess that's cool.
Speaker 3: How long have we been on? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You guys what? Never hit record?
Speaker 3: Diary?
Speaker 2: Serious, dude, never hit record?
Speaker 3: That's okay?
Speaker 2: Can we use my audio? I think we could use it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we could use it.
Speaker 6: It's gonna sound like you're in a tin can. We
Speaker 6: gotta gett But.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask the producers if I should even hit
Speaker 2: record now or just wait for the next episode we're doing.
Speaker 3: We can hit recording now. Tod is like, please hit record?
Speaker 2: God, you had one job, dartmouth mother?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: Dartmouth dartmouth uth?
Speaker 3: We have zoom back up.
Speaker 2: Thank you, producer Anna.
Speaker 6: Thank you world renowned, Thank you God.
Speaker 4: Thank God, Oh, thank you God.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, well that feels like a good stopping better
Speaker 5: late than never.
Speaker 2: Any takebacks Whoopsie Daisies or bonehead maneuvers.
Speaker 3: Take backs Whoopsie Daisies, Whoopsie douce swoopsy does.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to production for not hitting record.
Speaker 3: That really sucked, dude, Yeah, that's I would like to
Speaker 3: give a shout out to the insane clown posse on
Speaker 3: behalf Blake number one poser. He acts like.
Speaker 4: Uh and that Saturday and that saturdern I have.
Speaker 3: You know, the inclusive thing.
Speaker 2: I will give to them. I'll give them the inclusive thing.
Speaker 2: I do feel like you're seeing a lot of people
Speaker 2: helping people who can't walk walk at places like that, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, like like people who are in wheelchairs who
Speaker 2: then it's like it's too muddy, I can't get through,
Speaker 2: and so like the able body people pick up the
Speaker 2: people I do take.
Speaker 3: That and it's and it's not because they've had an
Speaker 3: injury or a fall. It's because they're too too large
Speaker 3: to walk and stand.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to say that your boots are huge. Adam
Speaker 2: is right about that. And also there are people with
Speaker 2: limited medical mental faculty.
Speaker 3: No, just like, stop stop talking about it. And you
Speaker 3: know what, Adam, I'm willing to go with you also
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 2: But also just people who who can't really get the
Speaker 2: highest medical assistants, who deal with certain things day to
Speaker 2: day and they go.
Speaker 3: To the Carnival of Soul dark carnival and ironically it
Speaker 3: brightens up their day.
Speaker 5: Hey, you know what, I you know, I might not
Speaker 5: listen to you know, the whole catalog of the ICP
Speaker 5: record label, Psychopathic record You.
Speaker 3: Might not or you don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. I've
Speaker 5: got there's some tracks I do like great. Malenko is
Speaker 5: off the chain.
Speaker 2: They've got the first song on that one album. It's
Speaker 2: the first song on that one album, right, so you
Speaker 2: kind of have to have heard it.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, homies, that's a good one too.
Speaker 2: Their merch is off the chain. Here's what I'll say,
Speaker 2: is off the chain. It is.
Speaker 6: They have great merch. Here's what I'll say.
Speaker 5: I would love to attend the Gark. I would love
Speaker 5: to attend the Dark Carnival of Souls. I think that
Speaker 5: it would un ironically be a very good time. I
Speaker 5: think I think I would have a great time. I
Speaker 5: think people would treat me well. I think they'd be
Speaker 5: very accepting because we're a family. Whoop whoop. So like
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not ashamed to say I I could
Speaker 5: see myself becoming a Juggalo at some point in life,
Speaker 5: right after the kids go off to college.
Speaker 3: Honey, what if we went to the dark Carnes. That's
Speaker 3: that's your's that's your retirement, dude, right, that's your time.
Speaker 1: You guys.
Speaker 3: See people get into like traveling, or they buy an
Speaker 3: RV and and see the country. You're gonna become a Juggalo.
Speaker 2: He's seeing the country alright. Yeah, you know the girls
Speaker 2: they're at Michigan.
Speaker 5: They're wolverines, and daddy's right on the outskirts just at
Speaker 5: the carnival.
Speaker 2: He's getting a real education.
Speaker 3: I could be a mud wrestler there, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You could.
Speaker 4: You could do all kinds of things.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt in my mind you could. Thank That
Speaker 2: seems like most of the only thing you can do there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much. What drugs are they doing there, all of them?
Speaker 2: Oh whippets for sure?
Speaker 3: Is that number one? Yeah? No, they're doing, like, what's
Speaker 3: the they're making toilet wine? Jo, they're doing jen what
Speaker 3: other whippets.
Speaker 5: It's probably a lot of galaxy gas, a lot of that, Yeah,
Speaker 5: probably a lot of that.
Speaker 3: And weed, Yeah, and methanetamine possibly that, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think weed is kind of just automatic. Right, is there Blake?
Speaker 3: You you would know, Blake.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, since you're the resident poser. Is
Speaker 2: there a straight edge faction of juggalos.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be, right, there has to be.
Speaker 2: Actually, I do not know that it out.
Speaker 5: That's actually a very intriguing question to me. I know
Speaker 5: there's like like Christian Juggalos, but I don't know if
Speaker 5: that equals how many we did how many Jewish jug jugalowsalos?
Speaker 2: Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Pretty good? I feel zero percent. I feel like it's
Speaker 3: it seems like a such a and it's not Christian,
Speaker 3: but it's.
Speaker 4: More not Jewish.
Speaker 2: Right, it's pagan, yes, very pagan?
Speaker 3: Is it pagan?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: And what does pagan mean?
Speaker 2: No one knows because people throw it around and I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 5: That's like when you you like you celebrate all the
Speaker 5: the holidays that Christianity does, but it's like before like
Speaker 5: Jesus took the wheel.
Speaker 2: So it's like like like real. So it's like it's
Speaker 2: like old schools like which Witchcraft. Yeah yeah, wait, but
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Was there Christianity before Jesus? I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no Christmas before well no, not Christianity,
Speaker 3: but there was Adam, What do you think there was
Speaker 3: Christmas before Jesus?
Speaker 2: You know that Christmas is his birthday.
Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, and there was no Christmas before Jesus.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm getting correct. Yes, there was no Christmas.
Speaker 4: There was no Easter.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's what Jude. That's what Judaism is.
Speaker 2: It's it's but so you are like, they celebrate all
Speaker 2: the holidays, but from before Jesus, you're.
Speaker 5: Just because they Yes, dude, those holidays existed, and then
Speaker 5: they slotted Jesus in the name name these holidays.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what these holidays.
Speaker 6: Are, like Easter, Easter was a pagan holiday, yes, but.
Speaker 2: Then they just remixed it and we're like, it's about
Speaker 2: this dude who came out the cave again. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 5: I think So I could be I could be one
Speaker 5: hundred percent wrong, that could be, but I do think
Speaker 5: that up right. No, that's why all the like you know,
Speaker 5: like all the little baby chickens and like rabbits and stuff.
Speaker 5: It's all about like a spring revival. It's like a
Speaker 5: pagan holiday. I believe it's an old holiday before from there.
Speaker 2: So the Cadbury egg, but the rabbit that lays the egg.
Speaker 6: Is real, yes, one hundred percent. I hope I'm so
Speaker 6: wrong on all of you.
Speaker 3: I love that the Cadbury commercial. They've just kept the
Speaker 3: same commercial from the.
Speaker 6: Eighties for one hundred years, dude, where it's like the
Speaker 6: lion going wock.
Speaker 3: It's the lion with the bunny ears going like wow.
Speaker 2: Perfect great commercial. Bad one and the Corona one with
Speaker 2: the palm tree and the Christmas lights where somebody's whistling
Speaker 2: not going anywhere Christmas joint.
Speaker 3: I like it. Just keep keep those forever. When it's
Speaker 3: a banger, don't don't. You don't have to mix it up.
Speaker 3: Just run that one back. Yeah, why were they running back?
Speaker 2: The Geico commercial with the guys like does a pig
Speaker 2: whatever and then there's like the pig like screaming out
Speaker 2: the window of a car from like two thousand or
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine. This commercial because it's the actor who
Speaker 2: was in some like Ed Burns move indie movie from
Speaker 2: back in the day, who I thought was good and
Speaker 2: never saw again. Really, and now they're blasting that commercial.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what happened to that?
Speaker 3: Dude? Where's that dude?
Speaker 2: I don't know that one boy, I don't know, not familiar.
Speaker 2: I'll put it out there.
Speaker 4: Jugglers in in Recovery.
Speaker 3: There you go, is u? Yeah? Welcome to Jugglers in Recovery?
Speaker 2: Do we get them on the cruise?
Speaker 3: That's so dope. We're healing community and transformation convert. Our
Speaker 3: mission is clear. We are dedicated to supporting individuals in
Speaker 3: their journey to mental and emotional recovery from trauma, empowering
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Speaker 3: Valley whoop, who look at this?
Speaker 6: Stop being afraid of yourself.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 6: That speaks to me, brou don't tell me what to do.
Speaker 6: That's fucking cool.
Speaker 3: That picture's sick and everyone's just out there just pounding fago.
Speaker 6: Wow, this is this is fucking cool.
Speaker 4: Dude, This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: I love it fucking cool.
Speaker 3: I love it for them. For me, this is my
Speaker 3: biggest nightmare. But I love it.
Speaker 4: This is cool for them.
Speaker 3: I'm in okay, me and Kyle.
Speaker 2: I figured there had to be like a little section
Speaker 2: of Juggles.
Speaker 3: By the way.
Speaker 2: This website off the Chance so good. It's like the
Speaker 2: one from our sketch group thirty years ago. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: have an updated. That's okay, that's okay, it's looking good.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, well Adam take that call. And
Speaker 3: this was another episode.
Speaker 4: My doctor keeps calling me. I don't know, I might
Speaker 4: might have agers.
Speaker 3: Well that might be another horse important