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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Now it's

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Speaker 1: time for your brand new phone tappings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Glenn? Yes, it is was calling. Please. My

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Speaker 1: name's Lucas. You don't really know me, but I kind

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Speaker 1: of work for you. Okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: I just started working at your company. Lisa hired me,

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Speaker 1: and she told me I had to call you right away.

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Speaker 1: Lisa told you to call me. Why. What's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: before I get into it, I just want to let

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Speaker 1: you know I really love working for your company. And

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Speaker 1: even though this is an emergency emergency, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Let me finish. I just

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Speaker 1: want to say I am honored to be on the

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Speaker 1: phone with you. You and it's been a pleasure to

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Speaker 1: be your employee. Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.

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Speaker 1: What are you calling me? Why is there an emergency?

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Speaker 1: So I'm not very good with computers, and I was

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Speaker 1: logging onto my work computer for the first time, and

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Speaker 1: for some reason, I was bored, and I, you know,

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Speaker 1: the junk mail keeps popping up, you know, junk mail,

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Speaker 1: and the please what happened? Sorry? Okay, okay, so I'll

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Speaker 1: speed it up. So anyway, I clicked on an email

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Speaker 1: about some like Nigerian prince who was giving out a

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Speaker 1: bunch of money because I heard listen, I know those

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Speaker 1: are fake, but I heard one out of twenty of

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Speaker 1: them are real. There's a lot of money in Nigeria.

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Speaker 1: There there's no money in Nigeria. What did you do?

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Speaker 1: What happened? I'm just telling you you're probably not gonna

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Speaker 1: like this, but I don't like that. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what happened. I've been talking you already for five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Could you please tell me what's going on? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: I took a chance and I clicked on the one

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Speaker 1: email and a bunch of windows popped up, and some

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Speaker 1: noise I never heard of came out of nowhere and

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Speaker 1: something said it was installed. Are you next? The IT

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Speaker 1: guy says, I got a trojan horse virus. You downloaded

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Speaker 1: a virus into our software. I didn't download it. The

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Speaker 1: Nigerian Prince downloaded it and that's why it's on your computer.

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Speaker 1: They send the email. There's no Nigerian prince this could

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Speaker 1: be coming from. You don't know where this is coming technically,

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Speaker 1: you don't know that. He could be a techie prince.

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Speaker 1: But the point is is I kind of goofed up.

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Speaker 1: It was a little bit of a whoopsie daisy, and

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Speaker 1: apparently everything on the servers got deleted? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You know how much this is gonna cost me to

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Speaker 1: get that back? It's not gonna cost you anything, sir,

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Speaker 1: because they said it's completely unrecoverable. God, you idiot. How

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Speaker 1: weird is it that this happens. I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: my first job ever using a computer. Why the hell

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Speaker 1: would she hires somebody with no experience? I know Lisa

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Speaker 1: wouldn't hiring idiot. I would have had experience, But I

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Speaker 1: was in jail for a few years, so what I

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Speaker 1: didn't tell her that though, So don't worry. She didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Where's Lisa White? Now? I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 1: you anymore on the phone. Yeah, no, she laughed. She

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Speaker 1: was really upset and she was yelling like she fire me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: damn straight, you know she's not gonna fire You're gonna

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Speaker 1: fire you. I me, the owners should fire you. Technically,

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Speaker 1: you can't fire me. Lisa is my manager. I'm the

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Speaker 1: owner of your damn company, idiot, I could fire wherever

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Speaker 1: I want. Oh my god, you're right, well damn, I'm right.

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Speaker 1: Can I at least make this up to you before

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Speaker 1: you fire me, sir, so I can get at least

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Speaker 1: on good terms or fix this. How are you possibly

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Speaker 1: going to make this up to me? So? I had

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Speaker 1: told me that we lost everything, and apparently you've had

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Speaker 1: like twenty something year's worth of data on here, at

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Speaker 1: least twenty years, and that's all gone forever, That's what

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Speaker 1: they said. How can you click up something that was

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Speaker 1: in the past, sir? Run the present now and we're

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Speaker 1: looking towards what the future exactly? The only future you

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Speaker 1: have is you're getting hit by the door on your

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Speaker 1: way out unless I fix it. If I fix everything

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Speaker 1: right now, just hear me out, I doubt it. If

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Speaker 1: you could just tell me all of the data you

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Speaker 1: remember in the last twenty something years, I can type

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Speaker 1: it in right now, my listener. As long as you're

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Speaker 1: willing to pay me for overtime, I think I can

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Speaker 1: do it overtime if that's okay with you. Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually not an asshole. I am an idiot, though.

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Speaker 1: But this is Jose from fricka Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. This is not real.

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. Your manager Lisa actually

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Speaker 1: set you a god. Oh she mentioned to us you

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Speaker 1: were like backing up data for the first time at

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Speaker 1: your company. We were talking about this a few months ago.

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Speaker 1: She said, you guys should probably back up your data

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Speaker 1: just in case. Listen to her. But if seriously, if

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Speaker 1: you want to start at the a's, I can start

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Speaker 1: putting this data right back in. Oh no, okay, Let's

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Speaker 1: go to be then wake up every morning with foot

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on removing ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five