1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,479 Speaker 2: Time, luck and load. 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: So Michael Darry Show is. 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 3: On the air. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 4: Rock and roll has got to go and go it 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 4: does k w K. 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: We're all through playing rock and roll records. The ball 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: is turning, My food eat is a burning w A 9 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: v A. You just god, he say this. 10 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 5: Movie is occurring on radio. 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: What's in frequency in Washington VC? 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 3: In choosy use? 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 6: Man? 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: What do you call me? Bocuse? He's got a big mouth. 15 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: Don't you got a throat? 16 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 6: Oh? 17 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 4: Never do man? Why do you call me man? 18 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: You know when I call you, I want to come 19 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: to the golf man, Well. 20 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 3: I don't run if I get the old man for you. 21 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: We're coming to you direct from Hollywood right now, the 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: city where Michael Jackson has been spotted picking his nose 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: out of a Steers catalog music radio fourteen k SO 24 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: Outh of Philadelphia, t's s O P by m fs 25 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: p's mother, father, sister, brother and. 26 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: At the last time. 27 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you people that it's long. You've 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: been down out for three weeks. 29 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 6: And you should know it's right. 30 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 5: Johnny doctor Johnny fever and I am burning up in here. 31 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: What we all in critical condition babies, but you can 32 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 2: tell me where it hurts, because I got the. 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: Healing prescription here from the Big KRP Musical Medicine dot net. 34 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: Tammy writes from Valentine's Day, my husband ordered me two 35 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 1: boxes of cookies that you recommended as the best in 36 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: the world. Of course they're going to be here late, 37 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,239 Speaker 1: but for those two boxes, the price tag was a 38 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: whopping ninety dollars. They better be great. I'm a baker. 39 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: You know how much flour I could buy with ninety dollars. Well, 40 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: as usual, what I said was not carefully considered. I 41 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 1: didn't say that the best cookies in the world. I 42 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: just happened to particularly like the fact that they're not 43 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: thick cookies. I'm not a crumble guy. You crumble guy, 44 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: Yeah you are. I don't like big, thick, crumble cookies 45 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 1: because afterwards I feel like I need to take a nap. 46 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: And the thing about the Missus Haynes Moravian cookies is 47 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: that they're so thin, and so you have one, you know, 48 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: theoretically you could just walk by and you know, you 49 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: pull it out of the ten and you drop one 50 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: on your you know, it's almost like a drop, you know, 51 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: the allergy drops or something. It's almost like this little 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: drop you'd put on your on your tongue. It melts, 53 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: and theoretically you would eat one of those and that 54 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 1: would satiate your uh, your your desire for something sweet, 55 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: and you'd move on down the road and everything would 56 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: be fine. But it doesn't work like that because you 57 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: end up eating sixty one of them, and that's just 58 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: the way it is. But anyway, you'll you'll enjoy it anyway. 59 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: Saying the word say shape made me think about something. 60 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: I get emails every day and I usually just block 61 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: the person because I figure, if you're that kind of person, 62 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: I really don't need to hear from you. And people 63 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: don't understand what it means to do. You know, if 64 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: you if you're a mechanic, you know, now you can 65 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: walk up under the car. But when my uncle started 66 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: you you'd they'd jack it up and then you'd roll 67 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: under in the you know, the two pieces of wood 68 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: with the tool on the other side, and maybe if 69 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: you're lucky, they have a little carpet over it to 70 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: soften it in some wheels. And when he was up 71 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: under that car, if you came out and asked him 72 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: a question, and you asked him another one in five minutes. 73 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: You better bundle the questions because he'll come up out 74 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: of there. But we're not doing it every you know, 75 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: I got to remember where I am. You know how 76 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: many screws I've taken out of this thing and nuts 77 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: and bolts I've pulled off of this damn thing, And 78 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: so you just didn't do it lightly. Well, so you 79 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 1: understand that that guy is doing I'm not up under 80 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: a car, so you can come ask me a question anytime, 81 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: because I'm not up under a car with oil leaking out. 82 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: I got this one little task and something in my hand. 83 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: So you're mindful when you talk to him of what 84 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: situation he's in, well, when you I'm an idiot for 85 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: reading all my emails, but I enjoy it. The problem 86 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: is some people can't underst that because they fire up 87 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: their Pewter and send an email which takes them twenty 88 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: minutes to write, and the next day they fire it 89 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: back up and see if the person has responded to it. Well, 90 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: for me, when you've got all these emails coming in 91 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: and you try very hard, and at this point I'm 92 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: still able to do it, which is why I tell people, 93 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: don't send me more than one to day. You read 94 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: an email, So you imagine doing five hours of ready 95 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: a day, reading every email, trying to produce good content, 96 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: trying to get results for your sponsors, trying to hear 97 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: in there. Get a guy a meal because it's his 98 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: forty third it's his last day of working as a 99 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: deputy constable and he's retiring after forty three years. So 100 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: at that point you're kind of hitting on all cylinders, 101 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: you know. I mean, you sort of Tom Brady in 102 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: the pocket thirty seconds left and they got a full 103 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: on blitz. So it's not that you're better than anybody else, 104 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: it's you know what, I can't stop right now and 105 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: listen to you. I need to get rid of this ball. 106 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 1: And there are a certain number of people who can't 107 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: help themselves, who'll go well, technically, you said the guy 108 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: with sixty eight, and I looked up the story. Technically 109 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: he was sixty seven, And I think to myself, what's 110 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: going through your head at that moment? Are you thinking 111 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: to yourself? Wait? Wait, you were not one hundred percent. 112 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: I got an email yesterday. I was talking about the 113 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: RFK Junior nomination passing and when he got to fifty votes. 114 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: It was fifty to forty seven, let's say. And Ramon said, 115 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: we don't have to worry. We got the tie breaking vote, 116 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 1: jd Vance's tie breaking vote. We don't have to worry 117 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: fifty clinches, we don't need fifty one. And I made 118 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: that statement on the air, and I get an email 119 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 1: from a guy who says JD. Vance out of town, 120 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, but they had a commitment for 121 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: the fifty first, so he left with a full on commitment, 122 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: knowing he wouldn't have to rush back. So that's how 123 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: they did it. But you didn't say that. You didn't 124 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: say it was out of the country. I know, But 125 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: the point is he was confirmed, and at that point 126 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: he was confirmed, but you didn't say it. You didn't 127 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: say that. You didn't say it out of the county. 128 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 1: He's out the county, he's out the country, and it's 129 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: out of the county. Do you know it's out of 130 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: the country. And I'm thinking to myself, it's really important 131 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: to you that what I stated was absolutely one hundred 132 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: percent correct at that moment, and that I speak in 133 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: parentheticals for everything I say. You know that wall is white, well, 134 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: it's not actually white, it's actually egg. It's a you 135 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: know whatever, stupid various colors they have, and I thought, 136 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: you know, that's what the block button is for. But 137 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: it also made me think to myself, imagine how many 138 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: people are going through life looking around. Teddy Roosevelt has 139 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: a line, it's not how the strong man stumbles. Imagine 140 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: how many people are going or walking around. And these 141 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: are our listeners, right, So this just didn't They're walking 142 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:49,679 Speaker 1: around looking for some way that someone else is falling 143 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: short of what they've decided is perfection and focusing on that. 144 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: That's the person who is not going to be happy. 145 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: That's the person for whom I'm constantly saying, Hey, guys, 146 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: if you tell me you're mad all day long right 147 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: now with Trump, then you're never gonna be happy. You're 148 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: just looking for a reason to be unhappy. And and 149 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: that I have to say, instead of making me mad, 150 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: it makes me sad. I used to do aerobics till 151 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: I dropped. Then I found you, Michael, I. 152 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 6: Recommend that you, cupid, dump back your good. 153 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: Let's oh, I didn't forget to make this sound effect 154 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: speak to my love's heart or did I speak over start. 155 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 3: That's perfect, and let your Arab. 156 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: Straight to start at the beginning if it's none of 157 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 1: the very beginning, because I need to get the full 158 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 1: schtre What a beautiful arrangement. 159 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 3: You're simple, Cupid, draw back your goal and let your 160 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 3: Arab bowl straight to my lover's. 161 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 6: Heart for me. 162 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 3: For me, Cupid, please hear my cry and let your 163 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 3: Arab flies straight to my lover's heart for me. 164 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: Now, I don't mean to. 165 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 6: Bother you, but I'm in distress. 166 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: There's danger of me losing all. 167 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 3: Of my happiness for I love the girl who doesn't 168 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 3: know I exist. And unless you can fix it, Sir 169 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 3: Cubid too, back your pool math let your. 170 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 5: Arrow bool straight to my lover's heart for me. 171 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 3: Lord body would mean Cubd, please hear my cry. Let 172 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 3: your arrow flies straight. 173 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 4: My love was hot for me. Now you bid if the. 174 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 2: Arrow make a lust of me. 175 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: Our old friend Jim Gaffigan and one of my favorite 176 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: bits on Valentine's Day. 177 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day, the tradition is we give each other those 178 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,200 Speaker 2: big red hearts filled with the gamble chocolate. Have you 179 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 2: eating any chocolate of those big red hearts with any confidence? Well? 180 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,319 Speaker 2: This could either be really good. 181 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: Or totally nasty. 182 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 2: And I'm just pick enough to find out I got 183 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:07,679 Speaker 2: the one filled with toothpaste. I'm don't have to eat 184 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 2: another nine to get rid of that flavor. There's the 185 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 2: big redhearts filled with the gamble chalk out of the 186 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 2: tiny chalk heart shaped and acids. I know I make 187 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 2: you nauseous. Here's a tombs with hug me written on it. 188 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: Never that'll help Chris sits right expressions of love two 189 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 1: or three times a week. I'll take the handkerchief from 190 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 1: my pocket and wipe the camera lens above the license 191 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: plate on my wife's car. Don't want her to see 192 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: any smudges when she puts the car in reverse. This 193 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: is something that she will never know. That's love. Love 194 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: is doing something for which you don't get any kudos. 195 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 1: You just do it because you want good things for 196 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: that person. A little life advice, you know what, Let 197 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: me let a woman lecture you off first, and then 198 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 1: I'll give it. This one is from Katie any urgent 199 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: message for men urgent. She says, anyone who has a 200 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: wife out there, or girlfriend or fiance. This is the 201 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,959 Speaker 1: key to a happy relationship. It's very simple. Just listen 202 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: to what she says and take it seriously. Now you 203 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: hear that and you're like, okay, yeah, that doesn't sound 204 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 1: too bad. But wait quick, coming home from work and 205 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: jumping on the game or whatever it is you may do, 206 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: that's a distraction from the real work. I'm tired. It's 207 00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 1: okay to have time to unwind. But in moderation. Wait, 208 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 1: what once you form a habit of comfort, you were 209 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: leaving your spouse in the relationship alone? Well, well, I 210 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: was the one got up at five o'clock to drive 211 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,719 Speaker 1: an hour and fifteen minutes to the plant, and so 212 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,079 Speaker 1: that we could live in a neighborhood with decent schools 213 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: and you wouldn't get raped and our kids wouldn't get 214 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,080 Speaker 1: mugged at school. And I kind of feel like I 215 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: was in that part of the relationship alone. You know, 216 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: hour and fifteen minutes there, hour and fifteen minutes back. 217 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: Y'all were all asleep. But okay, I don't want you 218 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: to feel alone when I get home at the end 219 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 1: of a day where I'm beat to hell and I 220 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: want to put my feet up and crack a coal. 221 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 1: One that distance will grow and it becomes harder and 222 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: harder for the woman to become connected in a sexual 223 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: way when she feels a distance. Oh wait, hold on, 224 00:13:55,559 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 1: so now, so now wait what? Yes, No, I have 225 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,720 Speaker 1: a headache. You've had a headache for sixty seven straight 226 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: damn days. Okay, I don't have a headache. It's just 227 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: that you get up real early and drive an hour 228 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 1: and a half to work traffic this morning, and drive 229 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: an hour and a half back and you get home 230 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: at the end of all that, and your back hurts 231 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: and your head hurts and all that, and you want 232 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: to drink a cold beer and you're late for the 233 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,520 Speaker 1: beginning of the game that you've been dying to see, 234 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: and you sit on the couch and I want to 235 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: go in there and tell you about Wendy and how 236 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: she didn't even ask me. The moms were painting the 237 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: windows of the team, the football team for Friday night, 238 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: and she didn't even ask me to come and help 239 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: paint the windows. And we have a junior too, and 240 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's right, and I'm mad at Wendy. 241 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 1: So I told Susie, and Susie said, well, I'll tell Letitia, 242 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: and Letitia said she would tell, but she ended up 243 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: telling Wendy, And now Wendy's saying that I'm being a 244 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 1: baby about it, and I'm thinking to myself, you know, 245 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: I just want to drink a cold beer. Be left 246 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: the hell alone tonight or tomorrow. Be spontaneous and tell 247 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: your wife or whoever may come on, we're going to eat, 248 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: and take her to eat, and you pick the place. 249 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: Follow this advice, and you will be sure to have 250 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: a happy life and a happy wife. Dear God, you 251 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 1: will be These are gods. You know what this is 252 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 1: right here? That's a recipe for alcoholism. I've seen this happen. 253 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: I've seen this happen more times than I can tell you. 254 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 1: A fellow that just takes a beating all day and 255 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: comes home and takes a beating all night. You know, 256 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: you guys will say happy wife, happy life, and all 257 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: that sort of stuff, and they'll say, you know, just 258 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 1: whatever my wife tells me to do, that is not happiness. 259 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: I don't believe that's happiness. And I don't happen to 260 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: believe that's good. And you know what I think. I 261 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: don't think women and that's sexy. You know, when you 262 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: meet your wife, when you meet the girl, you end 263 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: up marry. You don't go up and go uh, I'm 264 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,920 Speaker 1: a pathetic puddle of water. Just pour me down the 265 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: drain or splash me against the wall, or leave and 266 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: come back, and I'll still be sitting here. And she says, 267 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 1: oh my god, I love you. You just do whatever 268 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: I say whenever I say to do it, and that's 269 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 1: wonderful and that's great. I don't think women find that 270 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: sexy at all. I don't think they find it attractive. 271 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: I don't think they respect it. At the end of 272 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 1: the day, I think women want men to be men 273 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: and men want women to be women. I do. I 274 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: think women want a man to be a man. I 275 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: think there's a certain intrigue for women if we are not. 276 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: You know, fellas need to be able to go to 277 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: poker night, or they need to be able to fly 278 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: out to Vegas with their buddies or go on a 279 00:16:51,520 --> 00:17:11,679 Speaker 1: hunting trip, and women something that changed strange. 280 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 6: I care. 281 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 1: I've got an emailed by Lubosh. It's one of our 282 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: favorite emails. He's called a show before. He's from somewhere 283 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,440 Speaker 1: in Eastern Europe. It's one of those places you'll never go, 284 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: like where I've been in Eastern Europe, and I like 285 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 1: to think of myself as somebody who loves to travel 286 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,160 Speaker 1: and has traveled to Fairmount. I've been to Romania, I've 287 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: been to Croatia, I've been to Czech Republic. What I've 288 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: never been to Bulgaria. But lubash is from one of 289 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:54,439 Speaker 1: the places I've never been. So Milania is from Slovenia. 290 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: But I'm just thinking about the fact of how many 291 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,400 Speaker 1: places there are with a bunch of white people that 292 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: we know nothing about. Right, So I will list a 293 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: country and you tell me first thing that comes out 294 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: of your mouth, and then if there's another thing that 295 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 1: goes with it, all right, Paris or France? Sorry Parisians? 296 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:23,640 Speaker 1: Did you just say Parisians, Eiffel Tower, cheese, wine? Okay? 297 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 1: England or UK Germany? What crowd? Okay? Yeah, now I'll 298 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:39,400 Speaker 1: do one. How about this Poland? Hitler? Oh, Hitler. But 299 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: my point is that's not the Polish people, right. It's 300 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,479 Speaker 1: just amazing to me that there are parts of the 301 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 1: world that have lots and lots of people and pretty 302 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: awesome culture and you don't really know much about Belarus. 303 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: Tell me one thing you know about the Belarusians. Nothing, 304 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:08,919 Speaker 1: Lithuania are you saying Azerbaijan to the response to Lithuania 305 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: or did you just pull something out of your ass 306 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: like my brother used to do. I could not have 307 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,200 Speaker 1: this conversation with my brother because he would just start 308 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,840 Speaker 1: pulling out crazy stuff. Kazakh Stean. No, I'm asking you 309 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: to name one thing about the countries, and you're just 310 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: throwing random stuff out and you have no idea where 311 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: that is? What do you think about that? Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia, Albania. 312 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 1: I met one Albanian in my life, and I ask people, 313 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 1: I'm a guy. I mean, I'm weird. I walk around 314 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,360 Speaker 1: and randomly out, hey, where are you from? You got 315 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: cool accent? Where are you from? Nobody does that? And 316 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: I've only met one Albanian and the only reason I 317 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: met him is he owned a place called Bubba's Barbecue 318 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: in downtown Houston, and he had it all read knecked out. 319 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: You know, after nine Helen gas station owners would put 320 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: flags into how we love America. They do all this, 321 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: they let go rule. So he went this guy went redneck, redneck, 322 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: redneck barb. No, it was terrible barbecue. But I'm just 323 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: looking on a map here at countries that We know 324 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: nothing about Slovenia. As we mentioned, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Macedonia. 325 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: Half the weight staff in Colorado right now because of 326 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: this visa deal they got going on, are seasonal workers 327 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:43,800 Speaker 1: from Macedonia. It's just Macedonians everywhere. Russia just grabbed up 328 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: all these places and nobody cared, and nobody saw them again. 329 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: Nobody ever saw those people ever again. Azerbaijan, Georgia, Armenia, Kazakhstan. 330 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 1: I had a classmate in England from Kazakhstan, and we 331 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,600 Speaker 1: decided that we would ask him questions about Kazakhstan. But 332 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 1: we had no basis upon which to even begin asking 333 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: him questions, so we kind of lost interest in His 334 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: English wasn't very good, but we thought it was going 335 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,680 Speaker 1: to be a hoot. We're gonna ask him a bunch 336 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 1: of questions about kazak We gon quiz him about Kazakhstan, 337 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 1: but we didn't even know where to start. Like, Okay, 338 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:27,160 Speaker 1: y'all are kind of off the southeastern border of Russia. Huh, yes, 339 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: this is true. Okay, Well, are y'all the ones that 340 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: get on a horse and take a homemade polo stick 341 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 1: and put a goat head in there and bang it 342 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 1: up and down there like they've done for two thousand years. No, 343 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 1: this is neighbor. Oh okay, well that's all I got. 344 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 1: I really don't. I can't really, And this started, this 345 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,639 Speaker 1: was a good concept, but really I don't know anything 346 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,160 Speaker 1: else about you. That's that's all I got. Laura la 347 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: u r a if you're wondering, because people always want 348 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 1: is it Laura la ra? Or is it Laura la 349 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 1: u are a? 350 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,640 Speaker 6: Laura? 351 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,120 Speaker 1: You're up? 352 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 4: You spelled it correctly. Named after my grandmother who was Italian. 353 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,880 Speaker 1: Was she from New Orleans too? 354 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:22,159 Speaker 4: No? Unfortunately not Unfortunately, she was from Sicily Are you 355 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 4: from New Orleans? No, sir, where are you from? From Brooklyn? 356 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,120 Speaker 4: But I've been here. Yeah, I've been here forty five years, 357 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 4: so I'm almost a Texan? But you do. 358 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:41,439 Speaker 1: It's the same accent, right, is it? Yeahs linguists have 359 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: traced the thick New Orleans accent as originating from Brooklyn. 360 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: Has all the same patterns. But anyway, I like the 361 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: way you talk. How old are you? Oh? 362 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 2: What? 363 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,359 Speaker 4: I will be seventy five this year? 364 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 1: You sent them adorable? 365 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 4: Oh aren't too sweet? I needed that today? Thank you? 366 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,440 Speaker 4: Why did you do that, well, nothing else is going 367 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 4: on today. You know, when you get to be my age, 368 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 4: you don't do as much. And I'm not complaining, I'm 369 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,360 Speaker 4: just stating in fact, So in any case, where. 370 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: Do you live. 371 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 4: In Spring? Texas? 372 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,640 Speaker 1: You know, I was wondering which spring, but you threw 373 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,679 Speaker 1: the Texas in and now I got it. You know, Laura, 374 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,640 Speaker 1: I have thought about because I thought about doing old 375 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 1: people date night, but I think that's just too much pressure. 376 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: People have anxiety. And what's going to happen is all 377 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,800 Speaker 1: the women are going to want to do it because 378 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: at that age, they're all eager. Right, it's a flip 379 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 1: of when you're a teenager. But but you're gonna have 380 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 1: a bunch. I'm gonna have a bunch of sixty year 381 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,680 Speaker 1: old women trying to take their dad on this thing. 382 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: Oh go to that are? You know? Archie Bunker? 383 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 4: Kind of. 384 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 1: But I think it would be nice to have a 385 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: meet up and we could do a rotating meetup and 386 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,160 Speaker 1: our old people. You have to be a certain age. 387 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,399 Speaker 1: You would barely I mean, you really don't qualify at 388 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: seventy five, but we'd make an exception for you. You could 389 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: maybe be the event coordinator, because you've got a lot 390 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 1: of spunk to you. But I thought it'd be fun 391 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 1: and do it as a daytime deal. And have you 392 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,360 Speaker 1: know Dominoes over there and majioan over there and Bingo 393 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: over there. Wouldn't that be fun? 394 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you're an activities director if nothing else. 395 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: No, I'm a social animal, as we all are. And 396 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,920 Speaker 1: I find you know that my wife reads about these 397 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: blue zones and the Mediterranean people, and one of the 398 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: things they find that people who live a long life 399 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,879 Speaker 1: it is less related to what they eat than how 400 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 1: much they socialize. And happiness and longevity is related to 401 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: laughing and enjoying the people you're around and having social groups. 402 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 1: And I noticed that people in their eighties and above 403 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 1: who enjoy their time, it's because they go to a thing. 404 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,320 Speaker 1: My trainer, Petru, his famous line is that the older 405 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 1: people he come is that that they say, you're a 406 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 1: breath of fresh air coming to our home. People need 407 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 1: to socialize. Hold online. That's how I found my first 408 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 1: ten wives. 409 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 5: It's so fidy, Laura, Yes, are you ready for a 410 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 5: doozy of an email? 411 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 4: An email? 412 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, listen to this? You ready? 413 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 4: Oh? Okay? Thinking you were going to send me one. 414 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 1: No, no, I send you when we're done. This is 415 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 1: from a woman named Jill Coffin. Okay, okay, he says zar. 416 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,400 Speaker 1: Forty years ago, I met a man, fell in love, 417 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:56,120 Speaker 1: got pregnant, engaged, and moved to Arizona with him. So far, 418 00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:03,199 Speaker 1: so good, Right, I guess, Laura, what was wrong with 419 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,439 Speaker 1: the story till that point. 420 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,199 Speaker 4: Well, a story when it's told that way, there is 421 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 4: going to be a punchline. But you do it well, 422 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,639 Speaker 4: so continue. 423 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: But I said, so far, so good, So I needed 424 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 1: you to go absolutely, yeah, all right, okay, we're moving along. Yes, 425 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,199 Speaker 1: I agree. I'm with you. I'm putting up with your 426 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,439 Speaker 1: I'm picking up what you're putting in. When I was 427 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 1: five months pregnant, we split up, never married. After five years, 428 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 1: I moved back to Texas and we spent our son's 429 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: first eighteen years fighting over custody and support. We pretty 430 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,600 Speaker 1: much hated each other. Long story short. When our son 431 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: was twenty seven, he was in a horrific oil filled 432 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: accident in West Texas. I lived in the same area 433 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: and was able to get to the hospital within twenty minutes. 434 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,840 Speaker 1: I called his dad and he was at the hospital 435 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,640 Speaker 1: within twenty four hours. We spent the next three months 436 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: in a Dallas hospital with our son and spent many 437 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 1: hours talking in waiting rooms. Then, when our son was 438 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,680 Speaker 1: at a good point in his recovery, we both left 439 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 1: and went back to our lives. Over the next three years, 440 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 1: we would see each other on occasion as we would 441 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 1: take turns being with our son. As he continued to 442 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 1: have surgeries. We became friends decided to start dating long distance. 443 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,640 Speaker 1: Three years later we were married. What we learned, by 444 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: the grace of God was to forgive, find the good 445 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,280 Speaker 1: in each other, and live with Christ as a center 446 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: of our marriage. I've never known there could be such 447 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,639 Speaker 1: a deep spiritual love. We're celebrating our tenth anniversary this 448 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,399 Speaker 1: year and love each other beyond measure, praising God for 449 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,399 Speaker 1: all the good and bad we both went through to 450 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:41,159 Speaker 1: get to this point. Ps. Our son is backworking for 451 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,960 Speaker 1: the same oil filled company. He's disabled, but he loves 452 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,440 Speaker 1: the Lord, carries no bitterness, and lives a blessed life 453 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: with his two sons. God is good all the time. 454 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day. 455 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 4: Very nice story, Laura. 456 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 1: I want you to imagine for a moment that you 457 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: are this guy's boss that the kid who, at twenty 458 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 1: seven was in a bad accident horrific. She described it horrific. 459 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,760 Speaker 1: That means we got stuff mangled and mashed and amputated 460 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,160 Speaker 1: and won't ever work again. I mean you horrific is yeah, 461 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 1: Well you get the point right. It's a very expressive word. 462 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 1: And he comes back disabled, okay, which means he didn't 463 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: sue the company. He comes back disabled and works for 464 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:33,400 Speaker 1: the company. And two years later it's time for layoffs 465 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 1: and his name is on the layoff list. How do 466 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: you think you look at that name? Hey, guys, could 467 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: y'all come down here for a minute. Y'all want to 468 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: lay off Tommy Smith? I got at your bane or 469 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: Mackenzie or who I got it that that private equity 470 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 1: has bought this thing. And at Pea's job is to 471 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: lay off as many people as possible and see if 472 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: we can, you know, and then we'll hire somebody act 473 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,840 Speaker 1: if we have to. But let's just see if y'all 474 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,320 Speaker 1: can survive, you know, with fewer people, y'all handle it. 475 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: We'll make the money. But uh, this guy right here, 476 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: we uh he'll be the last one left, right, We'll 477 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: be left with one disabled dude in the company that 478 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: can't do anything. But we cannot lay this dude off, 479 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 1: do y'all, we cannot lay this guy. Can you imagine 480 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 1: that that puts a lot of pressure. Hey, Tommy, I 481 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: know you've been late for thirty seven straight days, but 482 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 1: just keep doing what you're doing, doing a great job. 483 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 4: I'm not sure what your question. 484 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 1: Was, Like, I lost the plot somewhere. 485 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 4: You did, but we were talking about something entirely different. 486 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 4: And it's a show when you have that right to 487 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,160 Speaker 4: do it part of it. 488 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: What were we talking about? Because I thought you called 489 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: it said that you used to be an airline stewardess. 490 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 4: I was a stru Yes, yes, and it's international airline stewardous. 491 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 4: And you were talking about countries and yes, right, and 492 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 4: I have I was. I went to Yugoslavia once, which 493 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 4: doesn't really exist anymore because it's been broken up and 494 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 4: so on. And that's the reason why I called to 495 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 4: talk about that. Uh, I'm not that I'm not enjoying 496 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 4: this call. That's why. 497 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,480 Speaker 1: Look, Laura, you're getting a rousing applause, unanimous applause from 498 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 1: our entire audience right now, because people out there are going, hey, 499 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 1: come here, and listen, this woman is finally somebody's telling 500 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: him get back to the point we were talking about, 501 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: because that drives people crazy. Did you enjoy. 502 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 4: I'm sorry say that again. 503 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: I should enjoy Yugoslavia. 504 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 4: It Uh, yes, I have to say I'm grateful that 505 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 4: I went enjoy. Yes, up to a point. We weren't 506 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 4: there very long. I worked for what was called a 507 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:12,720 Speaker 4: supplemental airline. We did affinity charters, MAC flights, military flights, 508 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 4: and so it was most all international. Basically only time 509 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 4: we were in the States was to pick people up 510 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 4: and drop them off, and it was true affinity groups 511 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 4: back then. This is in the nineteen seventies. So in 512 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 4: Yugoslavia we spent some time. I can't listen, I've forgotten 513 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 4: a lot, but we brought a group over. I don't 514 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 4: exactly know why. We didn't stay overnight, but we stayed 515 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,080 Speaker 4: at the airport while they serviced our aircraft, and we 516 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,840 Speaker 4: talked to the younger people at the airport that worked there, 517 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 4: and they were just thrilled. You know, the first American 518 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 4: big jumbo jet that came in it was a DC eight. 519 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 4: To them, that was a jumbo jet, and so they 520 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 4: had questions and questions, and you know, said, well, what 521 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 4: are you guys going to do? You know this is 522 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 4: a summer job, what is it? And one of the gentlemen, younger, 523 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 4: younger guys said, uh, I'm going to university. And I said, oh, okay, 524 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,680 Speaker 4: what are you going to do? I said to the 525 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 4: other man, he says, I'm not allowed to. I said, 526 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 4: what do you mean? He said, well, the government won't 527 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 4: let me. They only pick certain people. And I said, 528 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 4: how do you get picked? Depends on the influencer family has. 529 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 4: We are so grateful to be here and don't have 530 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 4: to do that. So I said, I truly I spoke 531 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 4: with you one other time, but I am truly blessed 532 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 4: that I had that opportunity to travel the world. We 533 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 4: did military flights. My last trip was over to the Philippines. 534 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 4: You've got me, started talking him. I love it. 535 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 1: I love it sweet. I am up against a break. 536 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: But you called back. Now, you call back, As we 537 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: say to our teenage boys, you know, you have to 538 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,960 Speaker 1: reach out to us on occasion. It's a proof of life. 539 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: You call back anytime you want, even if it's just 540 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,239 Speaker 1: to finish a story or to tell me I strayed too. 541 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: Far folks, fellas, be your best self today, make her 542 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,400 Speaker 1: feel like a princess today, And ladies, how about we 543 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 1: not measure whether or not he was as great a 544 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: prince as he could have been, and we be grateful 545 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: for what he does do. We started the show with 546 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: the priest saying a perfect marriage is an imperfect husband 547 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 1: and an imperfect wife refusing to give up on each other. 548 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,720 Speaker 1: How about we look for the best in each other 549 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 1: today and not worry about where they fall short. A 550 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: wonderful Valentine's Day. Send me an email if you need 551 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 1: help with anything