WEBVTT - #205: Happy Birth-Bidet 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.360 Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:16.439 Brooklyn Boys start data. They're making noise data Episode one 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:22.079 oh five, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Nope, nope, nope, you 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:25.680 just took us back in time two years, Episode two 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.320 oh five, The Brooklyn Boy Spot. You know what's you 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.000 know what's funny? Scary says to me, like thirty seconds ago, 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.319 episode two or five. I said, yep, two or five, 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.800 goes all right, The Brooklyn Boys Episode five. Is this 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.239 what it is? Is? This is this what it's come 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:44.560 to that I'm really losing it. I'm really losing it. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:49.160 I think we all are slowly speaking of losing your age, 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.400 get to a certain age exactly, speaking of you know 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:59.160 what tomorrow is, Uh, it's my wife's birthday. But other 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.800 than that, you to be like super Bowl weekend, today 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:07.160 was ground something else. The second February sewond so February 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:11.720 second is also, uh the second last night was the 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.320 anniversary of Late Night, Well, actually that was second. It 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.720 was February second, well and then a Late Night with 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.840 Jimmy Fallon in the Late Night with Seth Meyers. So 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.920 let Himan was on st. Meyers right right, right, that's 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.640 all great, that's awesome. That's every second, every third, though, 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:33.040 aside from your wife's birthday. Come on say it. I 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:39.400 don't asshole, it's my birthday. Oh oh oh right, yes, 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.520 well listen, you can't you it's listen. It's okay to 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:48.440 forget your okay, you know why because you forgot my birthday. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:53.280 My birthday was Sunday, January and everyone in the Morning 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.880 Show except for two people, uh texted me Happy birthday, 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.640 hit me up, hit me up on Twitter, on Instagram, 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.800 I got you. I hit you, and I was like, 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.720 where the hell is scamp people? Everybody? You guys know 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.160 you guys know. Slices like, oh is he taking up 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.880 a steak dinner? What is scary getting you for your birthday? 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.280 And I said nothing, he hasn't he wished me happy birthday. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.600 A second, why do the slices never ask what you're 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.800 doing for my birthday? Why is it because my birthday 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.840 comes first? Because my birthday comes first by four days, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:24.440 much like my with my wife. Person asking what you're 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.600 doing for me for my birthday? Because they anything because 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.280 they wait to see if you do anything for me, 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.640 and you and you didn't, right, And then so eleven 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:36.240 thirty two on Sunday night, I get a text message 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.560 from you and, uh, let me see if if I 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:39.680 get I pull it up. I want to make sure 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.640 or something like that. Keep in mind, I was gonna 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.280 do it at eleven thirty two in the morning. I 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.440 had my reminder set, but the day the day got away, Brody, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.320 I just can't you know, sometimes there are other things 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.480 that are priorities, and oh, other things that are about 0:02:55.520 --> 0:03:01.079 my family. Oh your family, yeah, because parents with speaking 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:05.040 of them, I got, oh my god, they are something else. 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:08.600 Something happened with them this week that I just it's 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.720 it's a very well you'll you'll tell me about that. Okay. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.239 So here's what I so. I'm hinted with you all day. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.320 I said, oh, do you have that email about the 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:21.280 movie screening thing? Uh? And you said uh, you said yeah. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.200 I said great. I said, are you going to forward 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.919 the email? I'd like to see what it looks like 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.680 so I can see if I got it or not. Thanks, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:28.519 and you said I sent it. I great. So I 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.359 said thanks, what are you up to? Trying to get 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.119 you to ask me what I'm up to? And you said, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.120 I'm watching the Nets game about to step out for 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.440 a few So you were going out. You're going out 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:41.320 on Sunday night, right, yes, all right, okay, my birthday. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.600 So I wrote, oh your sports nice, have fun, and 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:48.280 then hours later that was your hint. Hint. I was 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.720 trying to like, you know, hey, man, uh you know, 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.560 what are you doing? What's going on in your world? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.680 And you're like, I'm watching the Nets game, which, by 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.200 the way, sports, you're watching a basketball game on on 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.880 a Sunday. I mean it's the Nets and the Warriors 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.760 we're playing. Yeah, you're big, big basketball fan. I mean, 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:07.720 Stephen carry with the shot, let's do okay. So so yeah, god, 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.960 you're reading what are you reading? Like what to say 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.040 about sports website? No, So then you wrote I know 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:14.520 it's a little late in the day, but I wanted 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.920 to wish you a happy birthday. I set her reminded 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.840 for myself this morning and somehow bypassed it. So you've 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:24.800 got a reminder and ignored your peep into the game. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.760 Kyrie Irving was on the court for the It was 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.800 on the court. What although Harden was out, Herden was out, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.560 and then obviously Kevin Durant is still injured. I want 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.600 to see those big three the Big three play. If 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.920 the Big three could be on the court at the 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:41.000 same time. Brooklyn Nets, Brooklyn Nets are going to take 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.040 the NBA Finals, but they gotta get it together. I'm 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.880 so it's so disjointed. It's like a fucking jigsaw puzzle 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.680 over there. Right. Well, I'm gonna see what's on what 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.640 sport related thing I can watch when it's your birthday tomorrow, 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.200 so I can wait until, like you know, eleven thirty 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.760 two to go. Oh, I set her moms still counts, 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.000 it's still with its still he is the thing we've 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:05.520 talked about. Please not over at midnight. It turns the 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.480 four you're wishing me at that point, you're wishing me 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:11.679 happy twenty nine minutes. That's basically what you did. Happy 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.520 the next twenty nine minutes of your life, that's what 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.520 you did, because you know you're not saying, hey, congratulate, 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.440 happy happy week. You're like, happy birthday. My birthday is 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.400 over except for twenty nine minutes. So I got twenty 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.000 nine minutes out of you for my twenty file birthday. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.720 That's what I got every year. Some years you go 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.200 all brody. I forgot. I'm so sorry. Last she said, 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.320 I'm gonna set a reminder. I said, how do you forget? 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.360 My birthday is four days before yours? Every time you 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.000 know your birthday is coming, right, you don't wait till 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.680 four days before you know a week in advance your 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.840 birthday's coming. That's true. Right, you have a you have 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.000 an iPhone and it's not an android. You have an iPhone. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.000 You can put a reminder, and every year you forget 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.520 that it's my birthday. So last year, I said, dude, 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.520 it's ridiculous. Now we know each other over twenty years, 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.719 put rewind on my phone. I'm gonna put a reminder 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.960 my phone. Well you did. My question is, but why 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.880 is it so important to you? Why? Because important? If 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.800 you forgot my birthday, I wouldn't be upset if you 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:04.400 can outthay And that's that's worth Another thing works, that's 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.360 more offensive. I don't even want to do anything for 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.520 my birthday tomorrow? Do you know that Robert? Robert wants 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.040 to take me out for a steak dinner tomorrow, motherfucker. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.280 And she was like, let's go out to dinner. But 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.880 you know I'm doing my January detox and I'm down 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:24.240 twenty three pounds every cheat. Well, it's February. It's a 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.760 forty four day thing. And just know that for you know, today, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.200 tomorrow's day, thirty three is my birthday. On the thirty three, 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.920 I still have another eleven, you know, eleven more days 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:37.800 to go. Every cheat is every cheat is a setback. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:42.280 So I need to keep losing losing, losing weight and 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.680 lose it here well you know, but but you know, 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.599 if you think about it, I don't want to sunk 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.880 that up. So now we're trying to figure out are 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.920 we gonna meet tomorrow for my birthday. I may not 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.400 do anything, and maybe I may be the only person 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.799 on earth that doesn't give a fuck about my own birthday. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.080 I don't care. You know, everyone's like, everyone's like you. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.560 You don't celebrate yourself when why don't you? You know, 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.200 you don't allow you don't love it when people call Yeah, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.360 I appreciate it. I'm thankful. I'm grateful, but it's not 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.680 the be all end all if you don't wish me 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.440 a happy birthday, or if you don't take me out 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.520 for a drink. My friends have this big thing like, 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:17.000 let's go to a bar. Come on your birthday, Come on, man, 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.160 we gotta buy around, let's do and wow, that's nice 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.000 and it's comforting, and that's cool that I have a 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:26.600 support staff like that. It's not entirely my Okay, I 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.320 get I don't have to I don't have to do that. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.160 I'm happiness. Let me ask you a question. You at 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:35.680 Robin a long time Yes, a fantastic woman. Uh if 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:40.520 she you forgot her birthday? And if she and she said, 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.760 I can't believe scary you forgot my birthday? What would 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.440 how would it go? If you said to her, Robin, baby, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.960 I don't care about my birthday. My friends want to 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.720 take me out. Brody forgot my birthday. Didn't matter to me, 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.200 It's not a big deal. I don't care, so you shouldn't. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:59.840 How would that work for you if she forgot my birthday? 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.600 If if you blew off her birthday or didn't make 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.480 a big deal because it doesn't matter to you. If 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:05.960 you said, rob, but I didn't get your gift because 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.000 I don't want a gift, how would that work? That 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.960 wouldn't go over? So why should it go over with me? 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.280 Because you don't like something? Is that is that my fault? 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.880 Is that? Is that a reason why I shouldn't be upset. Listen, 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.880 I spent a good part of my day Sunday because 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.240 they deserve it. I I wrote back or liked every 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:28.240 Instagram post, every d M, every tweet, every Facebook post 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.880 from my family, and by the way, I will do 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.840 the same. I will. I. I will get to everybody, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.880 and I appreciate anything that comes in. And I'm not 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.360 I'm not the blanket thank you guy. You know, sometimes 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:42.240 if someone throws up a post like everyone me a 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.160 happy birthday, thank you, I try and get back to everyone. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:48.800 I'm like you, except I'm more Instagram and you're more Twitter. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.760 So that's fine. I'm both. I got more d ms 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:55.080 on on instant and I got tweets absolutely on Instagram. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.920 Because Ali from our social media team at the other 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.280 strad Morning Show put up a picture of me on 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.559 the Elvis Rand Show account, which, by the way, I 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.319 did not approve, not one of my favorite pictures. I 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.240 had plenty of pictures. She chose one on her own. Fine. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.480 I appreciate the effort and she put up and she 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:12.920 put a nice frame around it. Happy Birthday to David Brodie. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.000 A couple of things which I already talked to her about, 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.720 which I think could be improved. Tell me if I'm 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.319 wrong on this one. She didn't put a date. She 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:24.200 just said it's David Brody's birthday. So for days now 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.360 people are still wishing me a happy birthday because they 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.800 don't know what day. That posts one up. They is 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:31.360 the first time they saw it, and it's like, oh, 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.760 it is David Brodie's birthday today. So I went and 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:37.800 changed that. I put in Sunday, January January like, so 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.200 they know the day of the week and the date 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.280 and it's not my birthday anymore. Now, listen, I don't 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.640 mind belated birthday wishes. It's just if I'm gonna make 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.559 it a point to get back to everybody at some 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:50.080 point I'm like, okay, it's like February three, Yeah, okay. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.800 The other thing is she wrote wish David Brodie happy birthday, 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.480 but she didn't write wish at David Brodie happy birthday. Now, 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.600 if you say wish at David Brodie happy birthday, two 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.360 things happened. Number One, people will write at David Brody 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:02.719 and you'll get an alert so you don't miss it, 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.240 and you'll go, you know, you'll comment, which is very helpful. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.880 The other thing is you get more followers. People are going, 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.160 oh my god, I don't follow Brody. I should because 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:15.200 it's funny, right, nice guys trying to help out the world. Debatable. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.719 So when I changed it on Instagram, I changed it 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.640 to wish at David Brody happy birthday, tag him, everybody 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.559 was started tagging me because it's not second nature to 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.760 every one, So people would just write happy birthday Brody. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.040 But if it's not my post, I wouldn't necessarily see it. 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:33.480 I wouldn't get an alert. So but so you find them, well, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.280 I went I went looking. Yeah, I went looking because 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.839 I wanted because people wrote nice things. People are like 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.560 heavy burthday Broody. I was like, let's there, I'll get there. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:44.679 The people some really nice things and I don't want 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:45.880 to I don't want to miss that. I don't do 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.120 to think. Well, I wrote Brody like blah blah blah 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:52.080 about his phone taps, and you're because you're not you're 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.920 not heard from as much. So well, it is scary. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.599 Jones didn't take me out for a steak dinner, so 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.120 I had plenty of time bother A lot of people 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.960 on Twitter like, know where's Brody steak dinner? The official 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.240 Brody Steak Dinner update. The Twitter account was asking about that. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.079 It was like, oh yeah, by getting steak dinner? What's 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:09.640 up with that? You know? What's up with that? What's 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.640 up with that? What's up with that? Can I tell you? 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.040 Jason szadekis. I love that what's up with that? Bit? 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.839 And I loved when he was back on the show 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.319 a few weeks ago. I want to learn all of 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.599 those dances. I think he's the running Man and the 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:24.920 peg leg it's just right, it's the I think it's 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.120 the running Man. But all of his like they look 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:30.120 very simple. He does like two or three with the 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.599 gold chains and the tracks does it for me of 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:37.320 the gold chain, but he does like the pumpkin cabbage patches. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.240 He's the running Man. They all look very simple. But 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:41.480 I want to do all of them. I can't do 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.920 any of them. I just want to say, very if 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.959 you learned that for that sketch, or if he just 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.080 has it knew it growing up. I think he's one 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.839 of those well growing up though some of those moves 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.160 aren't at all. But I think he's one of those 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:52.839 guys that just like sees a move and goes o't 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.120 do that well, like learns it quickly. I've watched I 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.480 don't know if you've done this. I watch like dancer 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.280 tuts on Instagram when they do like step by step 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.080 and they go left right, left up right leg rift 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.800 up left leg, like how to shuffle all those I 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.880 watched it in slow motion. I acted out, can't do it? Oh, 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:12.360 I can't do it though. Oh by the way, coming up. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:16.160 I have a very Brooklyn story and which you'll probably 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:23.480 be relating to. Okay, So I was visiting my parents 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:28.040 in Brooklyn just yesterday, okay, And of course we had 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.760 that fairly decent snow storm which left a lot of 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.840 snow and slush and ice. That was back over the weekend, right, 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.600 so it was like the remnants of that. So goes 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.719 out of my parents and just you know, checking on them, 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:44.120 and I'm like, hey, Ma, what where's daddy? And she goes, oh, 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:47.360 he's in the garage fixing his shoe. I said, what, 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:49.599 By the way, just a note, just point out you 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.360 always call you that your father daddy to your mom always. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.880 I don't call my dad daddy to him. We know 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.000 that we've this is we've talked about this on several 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.360 you us. You usually when you tell stories, you ask 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.600 your dad where mommy is. I don't remember the last 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:04.800 time you asked your mom where daddy was? Where's daddy? 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.640 I just walked in the house. You know, where's daddy? Oh, 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.720 he's in he's in the garage, like fixing his shoes. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.960 What let me go down there and see what's up. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.480 So I went to go down and say hello to 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.720 my father and hey, man, hey dad Dad. I don't 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.000 call him daddy to his face, right, I talked about 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:23.679 I say daddy when it's to other people about him. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:25.280 Does he have a hear you? Like if he's in 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.520 the next room and you're like, Mommy, wis daddy? Mom 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.640 whiz Daddy? Does he go Jesus? No. I would never 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.400 say it in his presence. No, but he could be 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.959 in the next like around the corner. He don't. You 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:36.520 don't see not. But you know he's heard it. He's 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.720 had to have heard it. And if he has, then 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.640 you know maybe he's fine with it. He might be 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.240 thinking it's awkward, so he maybe it makes him feel you. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.679 He's sitting there, he's taking a hammer to his the 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.439 soul of his shoe. I'm like, are you like a 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.719 shoemaker or something like, what what do you call it? 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:55.480 A cobble, A cobbler, A cobbler, A cobbler, your a cobbler. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.160 What are you doing? It was, Oh, this freaking soul, 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.559 the freak and soul came off my shoe. I'm trying 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:06.120 a super glue it back, I said, Dad. I said you, 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.760 First of all, you've had this pair of shoes for 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.720 about fifteen years now, I think I was still living 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.199 in the house. I'm like, you, you have shoes, you 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:17.360 have sneakers, you have plenty, Just part with it. No, no, no, 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.920 I can't because I gottaware the rubb butt and see 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.080 the rubber came off the thing, so that he's trying 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.760 to literally superglue the rubber back on the shoes. So 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.040 then he's putting the shoe on the floor and he's 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.000 pounding into the shoe fromt with his fist to make 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.120 it stick. I said, well, first of all, how did 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.520 this happen? He goes, oh, he was. I was running 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.920 after the garbage truck and I slipped on a patch 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:43.400 of black ice and I fell. I'm like, what I said, 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:46.280 are you okay? Because yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.160 I'm like, why are you chasing the garbage truck down 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.960 the street? It was because they didn't take the freaking 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.400 but I forgot to put the freaking boxes out. But 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.760 my father, you know, he has to break up all 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.800 the boxes that the cardboard boxes, and he forgot to 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:04.440 put him out. So apparently he saw the garbage the 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:07.120 garbage truck. Comedy goes, ohly, sh it, I forgot to 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.880 put out the fucking the boxes. So he goes downstairs 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.360 and he tries to read. You know, he's with the 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.960 boxes in hand, misses the garbage truck. The carbage just 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.120 doesn't see him's running the middle of the street and 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.640 then he slips and he fell falls. Is he yelling 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.000 at garbage guy? I don't know what he was saying. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:27.960 I wasn't there for that. And then and so that's 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:32.240 two things. Now, hey, you're trying to put like and 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.160 forgive me if you have tattered shoes that you've tried 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:37.000 to put together. I'm just telling these sees have had 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.000 it and there's no way. And he's super bluing them back. Okay, great, 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.920 there's that. And then there's a second piece of this, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.800 and that is why are you chasing the fucking garbage truck. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.040 It's coming back in another three days. What the hell 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.560 do you care? Why do you have to, you know, 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.920 get all the garbage out right now. I mean it's 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.480 not that it was like putrid smelling trash. It was 0:15:56.400 --> 0:16:01.760 broken up cardboard boxes. So as a homeowner, you have 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.400 to do. You have to you have to do shut out, 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.120 you have to get it out, you have to cleanse 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:08.480 your mentally, reset your house. That's what exactly you said. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:12.320 The keyword, Brodie, mentally get it out. It's in your head. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.840 It's all in your brain, So what let it go? 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:16.960 The thing is he should set a reminder like his 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.200 son that he ignores. It says the night before take 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.720 Like I have a reminder of my phone on Tuesday nights. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.760 It says recycle all. So it reminds me on Tuesday's 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.080 I put out the boxes and the bottles, the recyclable 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:32.720 calends whatever, everything goes out. Although I'm a little anal 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.400 about one thing. You're allowed to commingle. You're allowed to 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.360 put the boxes in the cans in the same pail. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.120 I can't. I can't do it. I gotta go cans 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.480 and bottles in one tail and boxes in the other 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.280 I can't do it. I can't do it. So part 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.200 three of speaking of being anal but continued, do you 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.440 want to say something? It was about it. It was 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.120 on that same note of my parents. Only only that 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.880 you say to said the boxes thing, and I'll let 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.680 you get back to your parents real quick. The boxes 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:03.400 went out last night right as of in my house. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.879 You don't know my house right Tuesday night at the 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.040 boxes and bottles went out with the garbage last night 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.560 as of the start of this podcast, because I checked, 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.800 they hadn't picked up the boxes yet. So what happens 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.359 is if they don't come, there's no alert from the 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.639 town that says we're gonna come tomorrow. Sometimes there'll be 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.000 some holiday we didn't know about, or like there's whatever, whatever, 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.440 there was a reason for they had a snow day. Whatever, 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:28.960 they'll go, Oh, they won't tell you they'll pick it 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.480 up next Wednesday. So you have no way of knowing. 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.800 Do I leave the boxes out and they're gonna come 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.800 tomorrow at day late because they're running behind because maybe 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.760 on Monday they was they had a snow problem, so 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:40.520 everything got backed up at day They don't tell you 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.520 they don't send it a town right email. You go 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.120 on the website, they don't always update it. So on Thursday, 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.600 everybody walks out like it's a zombie apocalypse, and they're like, 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.880 they didn't take the boxes? Do I bring them back 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:52.680 in the house. So there's always one guy who's like 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:56.080 dragon is dragging the pail back in the house. And 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.040 then there's other people are going, well, what if they come. 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.200 I gotta leave it out, what if they come? So 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.440 then by Friday the boxes stot and like funk it, 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:05.440 they're not coming. And sometimes they come on Friday and 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:07.480 you're like oh, and then you run after them because 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.600 you're like doing your house. They only come once a week. 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.280 You're like, I got all these fucking boxes. Fuck and 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.719 you got Dennis. The fucking guys, fucking guys leave. They 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.639 didn't take the boxes. They didn't take the box. I 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:18.440 believe you. I haven't want your father on that, but 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.080 that one's his fault. Well, the third part of this 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:24.320 is I I also my mother was like, hey, Anthony, 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.680 you have one of those tushy bid days. So I said, 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.159 I said, yeah, I said, they actually I actually have 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:34.199 an unopened you know, we've did some business full disclosure. 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.440 Tushy was a sponsor of The Big Show that Elvis, 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.840 not this podcast, not this podcast. Uh and and um, 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:43.120 they gave me a free tushy which is a little 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.000 a bi day. It sits uh you screw it to 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:50.000 your the water thing on. It's not that different, but right, yeah, 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:52.479 and and then you have some bidat action and you've 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:55.280 got some like right up your ass, you know, water 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:57.359 going up your ass. You don't know. Let's be honest, 0:18:57.400 --> 0:19:00.239 we've gotten more than one. Yeah, so this is my right. 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:02.600 So so this one right here. So my my mother's like, 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.680 I want, I want to install it, bring it home. 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.359 I said, great, I said you can have it. So 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:10.480 I part of the reason where you can see my 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:12.120 parents just today is to drop off the b day. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.359 And you know, again it's just a small little thing 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.080 that attaches to the toilet seat underneath. It's again, as 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:20.520 Brody said, very easy to put together right rightly, so 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:25.119