WEBVTT - drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube again

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to be I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally don't know it. I've heard it eighteen million

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<v Speaker 2>times and I don't know it all the way through.

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<v Speaker 1>But there has to be a word for that for you,

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<v Speaker 1>like just being incapable of remembering like music sometimes like

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<v Speaker 1>why can't you just like why does it not register?

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<v Speaker 2>It's called having my mind. Like I was saying in

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<v Speaker 2>the past episode, I'm not bound to earthly things and

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<v Speaker 2>more of a spiritual being in music is one of

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<v Speaker 2>those earthly pleasures that I don't partake in simply because

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<v Speaker 2>it is hedonistic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like where is my Mind? It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, but you don't know what you're so scoop.

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<v Speaker 2>That should be. That should be the new intro to

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast, Where is My Mind? Where is Mine Mine?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we could do a good cover of

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<v Speaker 1>it if if everything goes south, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>join a.

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<v Speaker 2>Cover band and Josiah's cover band. Do adding Katy Perry?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know it's we would cover Edge Sheer and

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<v Speaker 1>Katy Perry, Justin Bieber those alike.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the one yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>It was an ed cheering song?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now say Ed she That is crazy that we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't spoken about once on this podcast. But yeah, ed

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<v Speaker 2>she ban.

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<v Speaker 1>This coffee tastes like shit and doodoo.

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<v Speaker 2>You were you were fumbling with your machines this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I know an Espresso is out to get me. And Espresso,

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<v Speaker 1>I've realized or decided, is a conglomerate, scary brand. They

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<v Speaker 1>only want you to use their products and just terrified

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<v Speaker 1>just like Apple, literally like, no, everything doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>be an Apple kind of company, although I love Apple,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a consumer of Apple. Also, this is Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 1>We never said that it would be the first episode

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<v Speaker 1>that we didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>We just oh my god, welcome to this episode of

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<v Speaker 2>Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though everyone fucking hates us.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I guess like I don't hate you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, everyone. I didn't say, oh a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of nobodies hate us every important.

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<v Speaker 3>People totally, Yeah, I get it, Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Kay? What were you? What were both of y'all saying

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<v Speaker 2>it to me this morning? I forgot like I was

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<v Speaker 2>like really insecure about something and I went to my

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<v Speaker 2>room to grab something to cover it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, you fucking you like comments, oh hat, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>your hair looks good? Is that what you want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, both Kai and Inya were like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>your hair looks so good today.

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<v Speaker 1>Take you Yeah, you're serving mad scientists.

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<v Speaker 2>And serving frizz.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I like your hair without hats, Like you hate

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<v Speaker 1>my hair. You should stop wearing all those hats.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hair looks really good today. Think you like when

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<v Speaker 3>you took the hat off. It was kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>in those nineties movies where like the girl take the.

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<v Speaker 2>Glasses off and the ponytail down. Yeah exactly, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 2>like the Golden Box opening in pulp fiction. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like that for you guys, Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like or like Medusa, like yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're scary. If we were scared, we were really scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I was scared. Also, you like comments, which that is

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<v Speaker 1>something to be insecure about. If you ever get a

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<v Speaker 1>liked comment from the pretty girl and cool boy that

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<v Speaker 1>was not me. That was nice comment. And he holds

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<v Speaker 1>his phone like an old person. He literally he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, what it's like my way of being like

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<v Speaker 1>you did good, and yeah, that is.

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<v Speaker 2>A normal way to hold the fucking phone.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't do this, Like why is your rasist permanently

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<v Speaker 1>like this. You're like, I know and on your iPad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching you yesterday. I was watching you yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>used your iPod on the phone. You were literally like

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<v Speaker 1>you were in a moment of panic and you're still

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<v Speaker 1>like like it's it's not I think it's out of

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<v Speaker 1>like you don't want to have to put work into

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<v Speaker 1>your wrists and hold them up, which actually maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>better for you because I'm pretty sure holding your wrists

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<v Speaker 1>like straight.

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<v Speaker 2>And I am just an efficient person and most people

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<v Speaker 2>live their life with really gnarly built up tension in

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<v Speaker 2>every place in their body, and I just let go

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<v Speaker 2>of that, like I just don't hold you as Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Drew's the old person who likes comments, which I

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<v Speaker 1>guess maybe it's not an old person thing, because every

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<v Speaker 1>fucking light or comment on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Has like you're the old person for not liking comments.

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<v Speaker 2>How about we talk about that. No, the thing is

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<v Speaker 2>is I see.

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<v Speaker 1>A comment, I just spare I don't give it out

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the comment that I thought in my head

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<v Speaker 2>where I was like, oh, that's funny and you're funny too,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm funny and I'm gonna like give you props

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<v Speaker 2>on that or I like the comments that. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>like damn, Like so many people are actually randomly so

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<v Speaker 2>funny like once in a lifetime, and they like put

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<v Speaker 2>all of their power into this comment and they just

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<v Speaker 2>tour it. Like I wonder if.

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<v Speaker 1>There's anybody on TikTok who they are a like or

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<v Speaker 1>a commenter, like that's their thing. They don't have videos,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't like do anything other than like comment on videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Does really yeah, and he like eats. He doesn't post

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<v Speaker 3>any comment. He just does comments and gets like sixteen

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<v Speaker 3>thousand likes on every single one.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet like we should be commenting that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, does that reflect on your account? Like you know

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<v Speaker 1>when it says like the likes you have, do comment

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<v Speaker 1>likes add into that? I'm like curious because imagine, like

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<v Speaker 1>Loki TikTok should be Loki TikTok should add commenters to

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<v Speaker 1>the creator fund if they surpassed a certain amount of likes,

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<v Speaker 1>because like I guess comments are a big part of

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<v Speaker 1>that app.

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<v Speaker 2>So that and also on Twitter, when someone has like

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<v Speaker 2>an uber viral tweet that gets like two hundred fifty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand likes, all of these dildo brands. Literally, the Rose

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<v Speaker 2>brand reaches out to them and it'll be like them

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<v Speaker 2>like praying for their grandma that just died, and like

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<v Speaker 2>posting like a slideshow of their grandma like being goofy

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<v Speaker 2>when she was alive. And then they have a pinned comment.

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<v Speaker 2>The first comment back is them responding to their own tweet,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, also, I've been using this Rose dildo recently,

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<v Speaker 2>like please buy it with this link, and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>the Rose company is.

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<v Speaker 1>Paging time, was like, we'll literally give you one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to just replied, probably twenty five if you respond

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<v Speaker 1>to it, because it'll get a bunch of like eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Because really, at the end of the day, at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the day, like all brands care about is eyes, eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>how many eyes you have with that?

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<v Speaker 1>They literally only care about eyes without a face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, true, true, true true. They will buy if

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting fifteen million monthly impressions whatever. I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 2>into that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if I was dating somebody who had a Rose

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<v Speaker 1>or like a vibrator they held dear to them and

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<v Speaker 1>they pissed me off, I put it in the microwave

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<v Speaker 1>and blow up their house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll boil it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, boil it would like clean it, but I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, it would break the vibrator in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it crazy that the vibrating like contraption is really

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<v Speaker 1>just something actually like shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a motor like you remember those little

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<v Speaker 2>motor bugs that you could buy as a kid that

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<v Speaker 2>like toothbrush heads. That's what's inside every vibrator and no

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<v Speaker 2>one's talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if one day we run out of lithium batteries

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<v Speaker 1>and then our vibrators have to be gas powered and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to, like, you know, the way you start

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<v Speaker 1>the Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>Kardashian, the photos of Kim Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to start a lawnmower. It's Kim Kardashian and

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<v Speaker 1>her starting up her vibrator.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, guys, the Chiefs won the super Bowl. Yes, excited

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<v Speaker 2>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the best night of my life watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do wish if I could change anything about

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<v Speaker 1>last night, I would have changed it that we watched

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<v Speaker 1>the halftime show in the North Stroum. I really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>that for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because all the everyone was gathered around the three

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<v Speaker 2>TVs like it was really it was honestly, was so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw a video on someone that was

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<v Speaker 2>on an airplane watching everyone had like Rihanna playing on

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<v Speaker 2>the halftime show on the TV's on the airplane, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, like this is cute, Like the

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<v Speaker 2>super Bowl is cute. I'm the first person to say

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<v Speaker 2>the super Bowl is cute, but like it's cute like

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<v Speaker 2>and human and very wholesome vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like the World Cup. Any big sports event.

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<v Speaker 4>Is like so come well, come h okay.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's like that. It's exactly like that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like he's thinking that long, but it's just everybody finding

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<v Speaker 1>one thing to finally agree on. But then there's a

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<v Speaker 1>disagreeance and then people sending their cars on fire because

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<v Speaker 1>they're mad.

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<v Speaker 2>The dude, people set their cars on fire because they're

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<v Speaker 2>team won football fans are fucking batshit crazy. It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never associate with a vile group like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you literally just said that it was

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and like cute, Like what's wrong with you? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's like the duality of man. You could just

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<v Speaker 1>see both sides schizophrenic. Ben has been you are has

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<v Speaker 1>been low key.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm in my flop park.

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<v Speaker 1>You say that every three weeks, Like every three weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I'm in my flop park. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>we're outside and one single person is like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I like love the podcast, You're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because you isolate for like a week straight and

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<v Speaker 1>then you go outside and you get like immediate validation.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, it's because I get sunned. It's literally because

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<v Speaker 2>I get vitamin D. Huh my god, I see see

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<v Speaker 2>what I deal with. I just can't even name a

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<v Speaker 2>main staple vitamin I don't know is it? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Vitamin yeah? Vitamin D?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's called vitamin D.

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<v Speaker 2>You do you Does your body make vitamins? Like, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting vitamin D from the sun, how the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>are you getting vitamin D in your body?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so. I think your body makes it when

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<v Speaker 3>your skin hits the sun, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It needs like outside things to make it. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like how people can be like become iron deficient

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<v Speaker 1>if they are lacking like certain meats in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Something is not adding out there. Something is not adding.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm lacking a certain meat in my diet. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>just pointed as for those I can see for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, So I'm done vaping.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not. Your will never end, It will never end.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's okay. Like you'll just be the old man

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<v Speaker 1>with a fruity tube in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>I freak a fruity too.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to fucking chill right now, right now, like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Fruit flavored like puffing, sucking too. You gotta suck it

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<v Speaker 1>and it's fruity.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh wow, this is crazy. No, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't I wasn't prepared for. You're really scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually right now, what if when you're old, they make

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<v Speaker 1>ventilators taste like diet coke, or like like coke, cherry coke.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't that be likeanilla coke?

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<v Speaker 1>If your oxygen, why don't they do that? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>they flavor your oxygen? They make off fun with it.

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<v Speaker 2>They tried. They had the flavor bars at the mall,

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<v Speaker 2>the flavored oxygen bars at the mall that no one didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>They would literally put those tubes in your nose and

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<v Speaker 2>around your ears like you were a fucking term, really

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<v Speaker 2>ill patient and you just sit in them all sucking

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<v Speaker 2>up like great flavored oxygen. And it was like literally

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<v Speaker 2>the craziest game I've ever seen in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, back to the vape conversation, my mom begged me,

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<v Speaker 2>literally begged me to stop vaping for her birthday. So

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<v Speaker 2>I have until June fourteenth, and I will. I will

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<v Speaker 2>hold it down. I will hold it there onn.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like you getting a car. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>same man. It's like I need a car. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>just stay home for five days and then you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I really need to go here.

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<v Speaker 2>I always knew I was that guy that was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do this, like I'm gonna I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>that car, I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna do this this,

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<v Speaker 2>and then never do it, and then say it the

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<v Speaker 2>next day and be like, yeah, I'm gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take care of it. But it did not

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<v Speaker 2>hit me until Alisa when I was like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get a car finally, and Alisa was like,

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<v Speaker 2>You're not getting a fucking car. You've been saying that

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<v Speaker 2>for four years. Like like when I say it.

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<v Speaker 1>It just comes off as to like sibling like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>being annoyed. Yeah, but someone like Alisa, who like we

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<v Speaker 1>see often but not often enough that like she hears

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<v Speaker 1>how much you say it's a contrarian, You're just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you are like Devil's advocate.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of God, I'm like a walking hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a walking paradox.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fucking walking paradox three with a Tricerah.

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<v Speaker 1>Tops damn. That's just a crazy like what.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I'm gonna stop vaping. And the reason why

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<v Speaker 2>I want to stop vaping is because two nights ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I was laying in bed and my lungs hurt so

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<v Speaker 2>bad and I was like literally fearful for my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is also happens to you every three days when

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<v Speaker 1>you have like buffalo wings.

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<v Speaker 2>At midnight and like, and then I was laying there

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, I'm like really

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<v Speaker 2>like congested. I was like it was like clearing my

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<v Speaker 2>throat and I tasted like the vape in my like flim.

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<v Speaker 1>So you tasted leachy mango iced tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It was fucking crazy. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>something is seriously wrong. I'm getting pneumonia and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>all of the fucking oil collecting my lungs because where

0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.520
<v Speaker 2>does that shit go? Literally, where does it go? Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm expelling the oil, but like some of that shit

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<v Speaker 2>is coating my lungs and like my body is not

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<v Speaker 2>getting rid of that shit fast enough.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, think about this. There's people who used to

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<v Speaker 1>like manually operate oil rigs and they didn't die. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>then yeah, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oil money is a real thing in Texas. It's really big.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could get an oil job at an oil

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<v Speaker 2>rig in Texas, you were like loaded, you were rich.

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<v Speaker 2>If you went out West Woo, it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fine, except you're not getting paid to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're paying.

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<v Speaker 2>And then if they found oil on the land you owned,

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<v Speaker 2>they would put up an oil rig and you would

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<v Speaker 2>clean up because they would have to pay you to

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<v Speaker 2>set that shit up and have people coming in and

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<v Speaker 2>and they would have to pay you for the oil

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<v Speaker 2>because it's on your property. So it was crazy and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't get in on that. I thought you were like

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<v Speaker 1>an entrepreneur in like a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I did. The people don't know anything about me,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't know that I'm that you have oil money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that I'm a mogul.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't seem to realize that. The room right now,

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<v Speaker 1>in the room with us, Well, yeah, you won't get

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<v Speaker 1>a car, you won't stop vaping, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't stop sending unsolicited digpics. I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing you can do to make me stop. There's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing you can know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can file like charges and I guess would take

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<v Speaker 1>your iPhone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not gonna stop me. No, I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>unsolicited dig picts and like, don't get me wrong, that

0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:55.840
<v Speaker 2>is vile behavior, scary, vile, disgusting behavior. But also like

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of funny that like the dude is like

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, Like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that anytime I've like gone through DMS

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<v Speaker 1>and that's sitting there. It is. Actually it's comical because

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<v Speaker 1>usually they say something with it, and it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were in the right state of mind that

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<v Speaker 1>you can type out a sentence, so why is that

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<v Speaker 1>picture there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh my god, you're so beautiful dig pic

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<v Speaker 2>with like the dripping emoji, which is fucking nasty. We

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<v Speaker 2>like go through in dms sometimes and will laugh at

0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.720
<v Speaker 2>the dick pics. What's crazy is that I don't get

0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:36.640
<v Speaker 2>sent dickpicks, dick pics, You don't get contributes, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't get dick pics.

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<v Speaker 1>I've probably don't never gotten a dick pick.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten one on Twitter before, but I don't get

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<v Speaker 2>them like regularly, which is like fucking bullshit.

0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Do you want them regularly? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to dick pick. Don't send me dick

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<v Speaker 2>pics to my dms.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like two years just gonna be brought back up

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<v Speaker 1>and we were gonna be like, remember when Drew Phillips

0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:03.040
<v Speaker 1>was asking for dicks? Like what was that about? We

0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.399
<v Speaker 1>are joking, guys, guys. If you look this is a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If you read between the lines, you're going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, should we talk about how I got attacked the

0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:19.080
<v Speaker 1>other night?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I think we should. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even that serious. It just actually it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is just being a woman. I've decided that

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<v Speaker 1>being a woman is literally just being attacked by random man,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's physically or verbally, Like when we were at

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking vintage thing that man who like made that

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<v Speaker 1>weird ass fucking comment to me. Yeah, we were at

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<v Speaker 1>this like vintage convention thing and a guy was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to his friends, also dressed like the nineteen thirties because

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<v Speaker 1>it was an Americana like vintage thing. I mean, already, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're already leading a funny life. But the joke that

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<v Speaker 1>came along with it, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, chill, he following someone's life funny, Like meeting a

0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:02.960
<v Speaker 2>funny life is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're abnormal life. But I was walking into this booth

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the guys talking went like this and

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<v Speaker 1>almost smacked the fuck out of me, and I literally

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<v Speaker 1>had to dodge it. I was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, oh, I'm sorry. And then actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think he said I'm sorry. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, didn't see you there? Like he said

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<v Speaker 1>some fucking nineteen thirties He can get a good urg

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<v Speaker 1>and shit like that, like Milady, didn't see you there.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was there, I wouldn't have let any of

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<v Speaker 2>this happen.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, how would you have stopped that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I would have found a way I'm

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<v Speaker 2>basically ant man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that movie, so I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that means.

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<v Speaker 2>He can like make himself little and big and control

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<v Speaker 2>ants actually.

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<v Speaker 1>To do with being able to like stop him from almost.

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<v Speaker 2>It because ants are really strong. So I watched a

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<v Speaker 2>video when I was a kid, like it was in

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<v Speaker 2>like like kindergarten or first grade or something, and it

0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.639
<v Speaker 2>was talking about how like ants, like if they were

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<v Speaker 2>the size of humans, they could like toe like a

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<v Speaker 2>jet engine or something like that, a jet plane. Okay,

0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.679
<v Speaker 2>like body weight percentage. Actually I needed to look that

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<v Speaker 2>up fact checking myself. I fact checked myself. Okay.

0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he almost hit me and then his friends start

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<v Speaker 1>like giggling, and then one of h them go, what

0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:35.240
<v Speaker 1>did we tell you about hitting women? And they all

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<v Speaker 1>laughed so fucking.

0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.960
<v Speaker 2>D like that like dressed like being a white man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm like you, that's not a joke. And then

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<v Speaker 1>they just ignored me for the rest of the time

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<v Speaker 1>in the booth, and then I left very quickly because

0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I got really scared, Like I fake looked at the clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I left because I was like oh and

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<v Speaker 1>then oh, literally that night, So this was in a

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<v Speaker 1>day that night, I went to this event thing with

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<v Speaker 1>some friends and I got introduced to somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy was also at the clothing convention. Ironically enough,

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<v Speaker 2>was he that's what you said? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, he was at Ye. He saw him at

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<v Speaker 1>Rose Bowl the next day. He was in the same

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.720
<v Speaker 1>outfit the guy who did what I'm about to say,

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<v Speaker 1>not the guy he almost hit me. But that same

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<v Speaker 1>night said Saturday night, I go to an event whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm introduced to this guy and he's like already drunk

0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and they're serving drinks at this event, but he's like drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>And then later on I found out he like got

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<v Speaker 1>there with his wife from like a date night they

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<v Speaker 1>were having, so like I think they just got drunk

0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.600
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, yeah, let's like go to that event.

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<v Speaker 1>It's close whatever. And I was like sitting there like

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<v Speaker 1>this talking to my friends, and I was pretty cold.

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<v Speaker 1>So I also feel like I just stand like this usually,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm always with like my arms crossed. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a comfortable thing. And I was cold, so I

0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:57.600
<v Speaker 1>was just like doing this and then he looks at me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like oh, First when he said hi to me,

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<v Speaker 1>he rabs me and was like called me baby, and

0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, he like called me baby, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, ill, dude, and I just like backed up again.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like like you have to do protect so literally

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<v Speaker 2>be alone.

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.959
<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, oh, why the negative energy

0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.520
<v Speaker 1>this is? I like this, I like this negative energy.

0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:23.280
<v Speaker 1>You have such a negative energy. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just cold. And he was like drunken

0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:28.760
<v Speaker 1>talking over me, so I basically like me talking was pointless,

0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:31.440
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, come here. And we were like basically

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<v Speaker 1>around this corner and it was on the street at

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<v Speaker 1>this event where and around the corner there was like

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<v Speaker 1>a floodlight pointing down on the other side of the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he proceeds to grab me. My arms are

0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:47.240
<v Speaker 1>still cross and he grabs my arms, grabs me bath

0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:49.760
<v Speaker 1>the arms and starts moving me, moving my body and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like kind of like fumbling around because he's

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<v Speaker 1>drunkenly moving me around, and I'm like what the fuck.

0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.000
<v Speaker 1>And my friend group was just watching, like what the

0:21:58.119 --> 0:22:00.840
<v Speaker 1>fuck is happening and kind of all to see like

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<v Speaker 1>what is this guy doing? And he grabbed me and

0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like pushes me up against the wall. Where there's light

0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:10.720
<v Speaker 1>on me, and like he pushed me too hard and

0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.120
<v Speaker 1>my head hit the wall and I was just standing

0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:15.520
<v Speaker 1>there like this still, and then he was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to get a look at you. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like yeah, and I was just like and then

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends came and they were like okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>they like kind of separated it and like we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>to him, and then when of my friends grabbed him

0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:32.119
<v Speaker 1>and like kind of did the same thing. But like

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't really much you could do because it was

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<v Speaker 1>like this a public event and this guy is just

0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:40.040
<v Speaker 1>obviously like too drunk to function. But I almost cried

0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:46.680
<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to. I almost had a peck and

0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I was so freaked out. And then I ran inside

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<v Speaker 1>and went and grabbed an alcoholic beverage to cut my nerves.

0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I literally that was I need a beer.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a beer, beer, I need a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>Just another day in the life. And then I saw

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:04.359
<v Speaker 1>him at the Rose Bowl and I was literally petrified.

0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:06.280
<v Speaker 1>He was wearing the same thing. So I'm like, damn

0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:07.480
<v Speaker 1>nest I.

0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Feel like that's the same strain of guys, the unsolicited

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 3>dick pic.

0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he fully gets drunk in his eyes funny,

0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>or maybe he does it sober, but yeah, that was

0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:20.679
<v Speaker 1>not a fun.

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Well while you were being attacked, I was at home

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:31.639
<v Speaker 2>alone and our neighbors downstairs were having a party and

0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:33.760
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know this at the time, and I heard

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:36.560
<v Speaker 2>like like screaming from my room and they were on

0:23:36.600 --> 0:23:38.199
<v Speaker 2>the opposite side of the house, and I heard like

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:42.000
<v Speaker 2>screaming and yelling and like celebrating and laughter and having fun.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:45.120
<v Speaker 2>But from my room it sounded like it was coming

0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:47.520
<v Speaker 2>from like the streets, like outside, and I was like,

0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:49.800
<v Speaker 2>why is everybody outside screaming? Like what are they running from?

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.600
<v Speaker 2>Like what is going on? And I started like literally

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 2>freaking out. And never in my life have I been

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:58.600
<v Speaker 2>like I'm afraid to die alone, But in this moment,

0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I got so emotional because I was like I was

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:05.080
<v Speaker 2>literally convinced like the like the aliens were here, like

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 2>the apocalypse was happening, and like people were running from

0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:09.719
<v Speaker 2>zombies or aliens like or some shit. And I in

0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 2>this moment, I was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna

0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 2>fucking die alone. And like my family's back in Texas,

0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:19.440
<v Speaker 2>like Andya's out with her friends, Like everyone is with

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:22.480
<v Speaker 2>their family or with their friends. And I am literally

0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:24.919
<v Speaker 2>alone and I'm gonna die alone. And I was like

0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:27.000
<v Speaker 2>literally like tearing up at the thought. And I was

0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:30.040
<v Speaker 2>literally like panicking about this. And then I walked into

0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:31.679
<v Speaker 2>the house because I was like, what is going on?

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Where is this sound coming from? And I like walked,

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:35.360
<v Speaker 2>are we good?

0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:38.040
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is? The sound of joy is

0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 1>just so alien to you.

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just not a happy person. I'm scared of

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:46.320
<v Speaker 2>being happy. You don't want to see me when I'm happy, seriously, seriously.

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:49.479
<v Speaker 2>But I walked into the living room and heard them

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 2>singing happy birth there and I was like, oh, oh, oh,

0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:56.960
<v Speaker 2>so the aliens. The aliens aren't here after all. I

0:24:57.000 --> 0:24:59.960
<v Speaker 2>had to recorrect my TikTok feed. This morning. I woke

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:03.919
<v Speaker 2>up and I opened TikTok immediately because I am addicted

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.560
<v Speaker 2>to looking at a black screen on my phone and

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I cannot control myself. I was I was watching tiktoks

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>in bed, and all of them were like, the world

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 2>is ending, aliens are coming, We've shut down this nuclear

0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:22.720
<v Speaker 2>red dawn blah blah blah blah blah, like all this shit.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.280
<v Speaker 2>The war is on our turf now, like, and I

0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 2>was just like, no, I'm not dealing with this. I'm

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:30.479
<v Speaker 2>literally not dealing with this. So I just went not interested,

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 2>not interested, not interested, not interesting. I an interesting, and

0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I got my feed right back.

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I used the fuck out of that. If you come

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 1>on to my timeline and you were singing, you were gone.

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:43.320
<v Speaker 1>You are gone. Why are you see that's interesting?

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 2>I literally don't think I've ever gotten like someone just

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:46.840
<v Speaker 2>singing on my feed.

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I've gotten people like like a cover every now and

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:52.399
<v Speaker 1>then I think what it is is TikTok is, like

0:25:52.560 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 1>you like this song so much and you like people

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:58.240
<v Speaker 1>so much. What if we made people sing the song

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:00.119
<v Speaker 1>and you saw it like you saw that, and then

0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a.

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Ukulele cover of Ice Spice. There's a drone outside, y'all.

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:15.000
<v Speaker 2>They're watching us. Welcome to Drew Siah Corner. That's what

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:16.400
<v Speaker 2>we need to talk about. Why and he has gone

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>because she won't let us talk about it. There's a

0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 2>lot of sy ops going on right now. Pay attention.

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't be fooled. They're putting UFOs in the sky because

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:31.280
<v Speaker 2>the debt ceiling. The UFOs, they're not real. I hope

0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 2>they're real. I wish they were real. I want them

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:35.000
<v Speaker 2>to be real so bad, and if they are real,

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll eat my words. But it's all psychological operations. Don't

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:43.200
<v Speaker 2>fall for it. Listen to this. Don't ask me why

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 2>I cheated, Ask God why he brought me in your

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:50.879
<v Speaker 2>life to hurt you. They think my pupils dilated because

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 2>I love her, but I really was just tweaking off

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 2>the molly. I really don't believe men should have a

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 2>sweet tooth. That's for women and kids. Seeing a grown

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 2>man leaving the gas station with a fist full of

0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 2>little cookies and candies and shaking and just shaking my

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:10.159
<v Speaker 2>damn head as I raised the gas nozzle back up

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:12.480
<v Speaker 2>to my lips when we got a wee. A part

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 2>of me thought it would save my family eating food,

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 2>eating food from Starbucks, be like, Wow, that three D

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 2>printed sandwich was so good. The grainy eggs are delicious.

0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:34.399
<v Speaker 2>Count your benzos. Doesn't it look like there's less than

0:27:34.440 --> 0:27:37.439
<v Speaker 2>you remember? Someone fucking stole your bars. Call everyone you

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 2>know and scream at them until someone confesses they stole

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 2>your bars. They sold yours annex.

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're back. Sorry I had to take a

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>doodoo break. I think something I ate in the past

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:51.119
<v Speaker 1>few days. Gave me diary becus I had diarrhea for

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:57.640
<v Speaker 1>like three days. Yeah right, it doesn't good. It's why

0:27:57.720 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 1>that face, you know what I mean.

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like when you're listening to a good song, you're like, hmm, nice.

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:05.880
<v Speaker 1>You sniff your songs?

0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:07.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, Like when you're listening to a song you

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 2>like mean, mugget m. This is hard. That your heart

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 2>was hard. That's what I'm saying.

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, well I wish it was hard.

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 2>It was a hard bodied.

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>What I was singing in the bathroom is they need

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.199
<v Speaker 1>to stop giving out real roses at the Bachelor and

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>give out the rose the vibrator, Like why has that

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 1>not happened yet? You know at the end when they're

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 1>like he's deciding or she's deciding, like who she's gonna fuck? Like,

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:34.399
<v Speaker 1>why don't they give out the vibrating rose?

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's actually really powerful.

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, And has anybody given a girl like twelve vibrators

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>but like a flower, like a bouquet, like a rose bouquet,

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 1>it's just twelve vibrat.

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure has done that before.

0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:49.239
<v Speaker 3>I've done that.

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't afford a rose vibrator though, So it's like,

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I like let alone.

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:56.920
<v Speaker 3>I took that alone. I gotta I gotta cash.

0:28:57.200 --> 0:29:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Alone for your vibrators. Well, you literally would either.

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Think about this. So I always thought the reason why

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 2>the plants in the bathroom thrived was because they were

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:13.480
<v Speaker 2>being watered by like the humidity from the shower and shit,

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 2>it's from the doodoo flakes being fertilizer.

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I wonder there needs to be signs back into that.

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I need to read that because like that would change

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>my whole vibe because we are two people who like

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the bathroom. Yeah, maybe that's why we

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:31.239
<v Speaker 1>like it though, because it's fertilizing us too.

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I literally it is so bad. I will spin. I

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 2>will just sit in the bathroom doing nothing but sitting

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 2>on my face.

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:39.320
<v Speaker 1>It's such a good space.

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 2>It's so small and nice and comfortable the lighting and

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 2>their Yeah, exactly exactly. And I also think, like, I

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:55.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I think it's like the towels or something. Recently,

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 2>it's just been hitting like really good. Yeah.

0:29:58.040 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's because we also have really nice towels

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>sets in there, so it feels like a proper bathroom,

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 1>like we have everything in there to make it a

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 1>proper bathroom, except the fact that our fucking door on

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>our vanity because this house was made one hundred years ago.

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>The vanity, like mirror literally just fell onto me and

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>we can insert that photo because I was doing my

0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:19.479
<v Speaker 1>makeup and I went to open it and it just

0:30:19.520 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking fell crumbled.

0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 2>It literally the metal hinges melted from like the shit

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:26.480
<v Speaker 2>air from.

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:29.960
<v Speaker 1>The Do Do air. Ye. But yeah, Also, like The

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor is so weird, Like shows like that are so weird,

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 1>And honestly, you were bigger than me going on a

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 1>show like that, I would be so pissed to see

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody I'm even slightly interested in going on dates with

0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 1>other girls. I would freak the fuck out.

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's not real, none of it's no.

0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>They find love, they do, they do, and they get

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 1>married for like two years.

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't I'm like, is is it it has to

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 2>be like a little real if like these couples are

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 2>staying together for like a couple of years. But isn't

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 2>it like in their contract that if they break up

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 2>they don't get the money.

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know.

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>We need we need to connoisseur of the show.

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Joshua know josh loves the Bachelor or.

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh Ryan, Yeah, but they refuse to be on our podcast.

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, I had work due today. Oh. Also,

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 1>remember when I was like I don't trust the batteries

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 1>and cars, Well, this girl posted a TikTok that she

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 1>felt that way about battery bikes. At least that's why

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I gathered she was talking about because she was like, oh,

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I like, I kept telling my landlord that, Like, she

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 1>had a neighbor who was like a hoarder, which is

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>also like a fire hazard. But they were like obsessed

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 1>with bringing bikes into the house, but like electric bikes.

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>And she kept saying he electric chair and electric chair?

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 1>What is that?

0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm just trying to get some postsy. I gotta

0:31:59.720 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 2>be real.

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's not the way you do it.

0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought, that's like what you would like.

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe what what was it?

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like, I can't believe I'm doing this for

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:07.479
<v Speaker 2>some pussy.

0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like and I electric chair. But she kept saying that, like, oh,

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>she kept saying it was a fire hazard. All the

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:17.960
<v Speaker 1>neighbors were saying, it's a fire hazard. And they would

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 1>bring these bikes with batteries into it, and then a

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:23.960
<v Speaker 1>fire started in the apartment complex and the whole floor

0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>that that was on burned down because I think one

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>of the batteries of the bike, we can explode.

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 2>It weaking glided on them.

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:36.959
<v Speaker 1>So the Tesla's are gonna glitty over our lives and explode.

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:43.479
<v Speaker 2>Test the Tesla wasn't gonna glitty all of us. Yeah, gtty,

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't say, oh my god.

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 3>Let me find I mean, there's it's not okay, whoa wait.

0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I had to get the rhythm.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:06.479
<v Speaker 3>Nope, still going right.

0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 2>That was kind of good, that last one.

0:33:17.040 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 1>You're just kind of hopping around.

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know what a gritty is. I genuinely

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't have the EMO, so I don't see

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:26.040
<v Speaker 1>it often enough to know.

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I watch a gritty YouTube tutorial.

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Except I love the the video of the two kids

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 1>grittying and they're like racing.

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, They're like it's like a co ed party.

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's super cute.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, well, I looked up how to do

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 3>the default dance. Oh yeah, and I just like I

0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 3>was like standing in my room doing it.

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 1>The like the fortnight. Yeah, Josiah is really good at it.

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 3>I spent like fifteen minutes trying to learn, and then

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:04.760
<v Speaker 3>I got an email from like my health insurance and

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you have to go to the doctor.

0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:08.919
<v Speaker 3>And I was just like, oh, I'm like twenty eight

0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 3>like you.

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm default dancing in my.

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Just like close the browser that.

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Is upstairs, neighbor activity like yeah, like just.

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Stomping around like some of us have took. Ake up

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 1>in the morning, go to sleep.

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Is that loud for y'all?

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I think I have a louder one.

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 2>You're loud.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Somebody said that if you Somebody said there was a

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 1>TikTok of this girl being like, if you want to

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 1>hear your like your voice, how it is, because when

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you're hearing your voice, you're usually hearing it sounds off

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 1>of things. If you want to hear it for you'll

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>go like this and you can hear exactly how you sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I am listening to my voice for real this time. Wait, now,

0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>how does this work? Do you cover your ears?

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Or no? You go like this or oh, I guess

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She went like this, and it's like

0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 1>you're not hearing it. Bounce from here to here. You're

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 1>hearing it, like, actually, I don't know how this works.

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 1>There's no way you're covering.

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I think if you cover your ears and like plug, it's.

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Your health voice. That's not how you sound. There's no

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:26.879
<v Speaker 1>way of knowing how you sound there. There's no way

0:35:26.880 --> 0:35:27.920
<v Speaker 1>of knowing that you're real.

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the thing is. We are simply the universe experiencing itself.

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 2>If you think about it, what does that mean.

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I saw somebody say that we need to like go

0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 1>off into the woods and take mushrooms and like shut

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the fuck up. They were like all they do is

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 1>get like in like existential period. We're just too existential.

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know it's too such, but that's.

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Always been how we were. There was just never long

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:01.640
<v Speaker 1>formats where you could question that. There was only us

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:04.799
<v Speaker 1>doing satirical bits on YouTube, where we were acting like

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:07.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody and making fun of a trend or something because

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:11.760
<v Speaker 1>we are existential and we question why these things are trends,

0:36:11.760 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 1>and they're confusing and scary and like silly to us,

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 1>so we make a joke of it, when really we've

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 1>been hiding behind jokes for our whole life, because in reality,

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 1>we are terrified of our own existence and what we're

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>going to leave behind, and if we're going to get

0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>to leave anything behind, and what does that even mean?

0:36:27.800 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Because I won't be here to see what those things

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I leave behind turn into. So it's not necessarily important

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 1>and I should just be enjoying my days moment by moment.

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:38.439
<v Speaker 1>But I am so stuck up on what I think

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I need to do before my life ends. But how

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>do you even know when your life ends? Because there

0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:43.760
<v Speaker 1>is no knowing that.

0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:49.920
<v Speaker 2>That was so core core, You're so colcor. I've been

0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 2>getting into hopecore recently.

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I've seen a lot of hope Core.

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I love hopecore my way.

0:36:55.960 --> 0:37:00.239
<v Speaker 1>What is all I can think is when Christian perform

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:02.279
<v Speaker 1>that whole song and it was so late, that was.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:05.279
<v Speaker 2>So fire, that's like Christians go to karaoke song. And

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:09.080
<v Speaker 2>then his show in La he performed the entire thing

0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, y'all have to sing along or

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:13.399
<v Speaker 2>it's not gonna work. Like you'll all have to get

0:37:13.440 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 2>down with this shit.

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 1>But most people, I don't think news the lyrics. It

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.280
<v Speaker 1>was like his ten friends who have seen him perform

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 1>it so much so now we.

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Know the l from the Yeah, we were in the viehicle.

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 1>We were in the banister. Yeah, we were in the

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:30.520
<v Speaker 1>blue banisters.

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:33.240
<v Speaker 2>What is what was Lana saying or just I was saying.

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Lana was saying, my body is a map of la

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:41.360
<v Speaker 2>But we truly are the universe experience in good self.

0:37:41.560 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know necessarily what that means.

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like we're made of stardust and we are all

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>the chemicals and gases, all created from the universe and

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:57.560
<v Speaker 2>its infinite expanses, and we're just that in one being,

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:04.880
<v Speaker 2>and we're using that energy to observe itself, to observe ourselves.

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you think God would be mad that we're using

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:09.240
<v Speaker 1>his energy to do this to jerk off?

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, everything happens for a reason.

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, I saw a zool in the window the other

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 1>day when we got home, and it really freaked me

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 1>out because I was looking at her. I was like, dude,

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:28.879
<v Speaker 1>when we leave the house, she's still here. Like when

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 1>you leave the house, your pet is still at home existing.

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:36.759
<v Speaker 1>They don't just disappear into thin air when you're out

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>and you don't even they don't cross your mind. They

0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:44.280
<v Speaker 1>are still somewhere in your house, just sitting around, thinking, nothing,

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>moving around, just like need water, need food. Ooh thing,

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hunt that thing. Yeah, I'm gonna play with

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:53.359
<v Speaker 1>that thing. This isn't real.

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Azol has been hanging out in my room a lot

0:38:57.120 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 2>more recently because they're is a female cat screaming in

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>heat right outside my window all day every day.

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I keep thinking it's a real baby or something, and

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 1>then I get up and look through all my windows

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>because I swear there's gonna be like an infant on

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 1>the fucking road, Like it's the nineteen twentiest film and

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:16.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take in a baby while it's raining

0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 1>and raise it as my own.

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But Azul, Yeah, he's been like trying to get

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:23.799
<v Speaker 2>some snatch bro.

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:28.440
<v Speaker 1>No as well. Isn't like that, Azuela when it just

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 1>like use somebody for their body. Azel wants to get

0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:35.400
<v Speaker 1>to know somebody before, Like, yeah, it sucks. That's like

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 1>just the kind of cat my at it.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I'll give him that. Yeah, give him that.

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Like the thing is is well, if like he actually

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>had to be in a room with another cat, he

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:46.439
<v Speaker 1>is the most useless cat ever.

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 2>He would suck ball.

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I got my other cat, who's dead, by

0:39:50.239 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>the way, I have a fucking dead cat, Like, yeah,

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I had a cat for like a year and then

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:57.399
<v Speaker 1>it fucking died nine months. Actually yeah, like not even

0:39:57.440 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 1>a year neglected her, Yeah, honestly, like feeding two cats

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 1>was too much work, Like it was just so bad. Actually,

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:08.359
<v Speaker 1>she had cat COVID and died.

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Literally, I cannot believe that happened. And it felt like

0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 2>you had her for so fucking long. It felt had

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 2>her for three years, but she was only around for

0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:19.759
<v Speaker 2>such a short amount of time.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I had her for so long because

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I never had to take a cat to the vet

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.160
<v Speaker 1>and the doctor that much. It was it was a lot,

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 1>like she needed so much attention because she was just

0:40:28.800 --> 0:40:31.880
<v Speaker 1>she was literally withering away. It was actually so fucking devastating.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>It was really sad. But she was like actually the

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 1>nicest cat ever. Oh I found I'm gonna insert this picture.

0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I found a picture of you holding her out, like

0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:42.239
<v Speaker 1>oh she was like she was a really long cat.

0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:43.759
<v Speaker 1>But we never got to see her hit old because

0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:44.800
<v Speaker 1>she died and perished.

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:48.160
<v Speaker 2>She literally perished, saying withered in fair.

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 1>She she did. She she's in a box in my

0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:51.399
<v Speaker 1>room right now.

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:55.840
<v Speaker 2>She was such a sweet little girl that like we

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>had beef. Me and her had beef, and that I'm

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 2>grown enough to admit that we had beef in our life.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:01.759
<v Speaker 1>But you miss her now.

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I do. I really do miss her presence. It was

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 2>weird without her. But to clarify things, she was basically

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:11.799
<v Speaker 2>born with a neurological disorder.

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was born with like no So basically she

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:19.600
<v Speaker 1>got an infection and then she got cat covid and

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:23.319
<v Speaker 1>only five Like it's normal for cats to get a

0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 1>COVID strain, but only five too, Like I think it's

0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:31.279
<v Speaker 1>like two to five percent usually fucking die from it.

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:35.240
<v Speaker 1>But because she was untreated, she got like a viral

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:39.360
<v Speaker 1>infection and like it killed her kidneys and her lungs,

0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and then she couldn't grow hair anymore. So she started

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:45.879
<v Speaker 1>losing her hair and she couldn't eat. And also when

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:48.879
<v Speaker 1>she was a baby, she had an ear infection from

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 1>being six, so she walked with a tilt, so she

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 1>would like jump around but she yeah, she would like

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:56.279
<v Speaker 1>walk with a.

0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Tilt like from Coraline.

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she walked too, or she would just almost start bending,

0:42:01.800 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 1>like she would start going in a circle if you

0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 1>just like let her. Because she and her tail was

0:42:07.239 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>like crushed when she was a baby, so her tail

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:15.839
<v Speaker 1>had a really bad bend in it, literally so fucked up.

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 1>And you know it's crazy is when I first went

0:42:18.000 --> 0:42:21.959
<v Speaker 1>toget her, like I literally do you remember how bad

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:24.719
<v Speaker 1>that was? I had so much excite. See my gut

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:26.360
<v Speaker 1>feeling doesn't lie. But I'm so happy I got her

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>because she was awesome. But when I went to get her,

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>it was like during It was during COVID, and I

0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 1>was just like, dude, this is like the perfect time

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.839
<v Speaker 1>to get another cat because I've been wanting a second cat.

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:38.800
<v Speaker 1>But I just like would travel so much and left

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 1>so much because it's funny, and I was like, oh,

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I just need another cat because now it's the perfect

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 1>time because I could get close. I'm gonna be home

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 1>for so long. Whatever, we like go out of the

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 1>way to go. I drive an hour way to go

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 1>get this cat. Then I have a panic attack because

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm so scared of COVID and I'm like, maybe this

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 1>is like a rash decision. Shouldn't be getting another Cat'm

0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:58.840
<v Speaker 1>not gonna go. And then I was convinced to go

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 1>back because it was like, dude, you want to cat.

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that is true. I want this cat.

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 2>It's so cute and talking about it.

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, gonna go get this cat. We drove

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.680
<v Speaker 1>back out and then we got there and literally I

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 1>got into the house. It was she was being fostered at,

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 1>and she was so fucking paranoid and like she was

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>so freaked out by seeing another human that when I

0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 1>got in the house, she like ran into a wall,

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>hit it and then backed up like literally like went

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:27.239
<v Speaker 1>backwards really fast, hit the stairs, and then tried to

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:29.640
<v Speaker 1>run up the stairs and it was woodstairs, so she

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 1>slipped down the stairs, hit the floor, and then ran

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 1>away into a corner, and the foster mom was like,

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 1>oh hush, she a little scared. And I was like

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 1>literally standing in this stranger's house with like three masks

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:46.360
<v Speaker 1>on and gloves, and I was like I should not

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 1>be in here, like this is so bad. And then

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I just was too scared to be like, actually no,

0:43:51.600 --> 0:43:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that. So I took her and like

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:57.840
<v Speaker 1>she was dead silent on the hour and a half

0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 1>ride home, and I thought she was dead and Carrier

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>in the backseat and I was like, this is just

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.400
<v Speaker 1>my cat now, and she was just so weird, and

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 1>then I put her in the room to like so

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:09.840
<v Speaker 1>that Ozul could smell her through the door, and she

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 1>just kept pissing in the bed and the cat bed.

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:14.200
<v Speaker 1>She wouldn't pissed in the litter box, and she was

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like old enough that she knew what a litter box was,

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and she like peeded it and then got under us,

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.239
<v Speaker 1>so she was covered in pee and liked. It was

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>literally so crazy. But then she was a really good

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 1>girl and she would lay in my lap.

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:28.799
<v Speaker 2>She was a lapcat. She was such a so wee girl.

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and then she died and then she was

0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 1>normal for like three months in gaining weight, and then

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:35.280
<v Speaker 1>she started getting really.

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:37.799
<v Speaker 2>Scary, and I was like it turned so fast it

0:44:37.840 --> 0:44:40.839
<v Speaker 2>was crazy. It wasn't like it happened without warning, Like

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 2>it was so weird. Like one day she was like good,

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 2>and then the next day her head tip got really bad,

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 2>and then it was just downhill over like a month,

0:44:49.480 --> 0:44:52.080
<v Speaker 2>and then eventually she had to get put down.

0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:54.880
<v Speaker 1>It was so sad. That was really the worst experience ever.

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:56.839
<v Speaker 1>But I'm happy it happened while I was here, yeah,

0:44:57.080 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 1>because I was My biggest fear was like, dude, like,

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:03.760
<v Speaker 1>if I'm traveling and this happens, I'll be so pissed,

0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Like that would be the worst.

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Thought that we were with her when she.

0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Was like, yeah, she was in my bed. It was

0:45:09.920 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 1>so sad. She pissed all.

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Over my bed on no, I mean when she got

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 2>put down. Yeah, that was crazy.

0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:17.359
<v Speaker 1>We had to talk to her, we had to hold her.

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Girl, even like beyond like like her being a cat

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 2>like dude, that was that was really dark. That like

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 2>fucked me up for a little bit, like seeing her

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.759
<v Speaker 2>get put down and just like literally the life like

0:45:32.880 --> 0:45:33.840
<v Speaker 2>leaving her eyes.

0:45:33.920 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 1>It was like, so yeah, having to put like an

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 1>animal down because they literally are just like passing away

0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:44.120
<v Speaker 1>is so sad because it's like, well, I don't want

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 1>this cat to suffer, because okay, this is my hot take.

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I think like when cats are like I mean, her

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:51.879
<v Speaker 1>kidneys were literally failing. It was like, yeah, you could

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:54.400
<v Speaker 1>get a three thousand dollars surgery done on this fucking

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:58.160
<v Speaker 1>three pound animal that won't eat and can't move and

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a chance it won't work, but it and she

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:03.640
<v Speaker 1>would have to take meds eighteen times a fucking day,

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:07.360
<v Speaker 1>or you could put her down and like say for

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:07.880
<v Speaker 1>her suffering.

0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:09.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, I'm gonna like yeah, because she was

0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 2>in so much pain.

0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was really sad. But she's like the cutest

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 1>girl over. She was literally the cutest cat ever. Like

0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 1>she was so and she had like a little her

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 1>teeth would like hang over her mouth, so she would

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:22.879
<v Speaker 1>have like a little tooth hanging out when she would

0:46:22.880 --> 0:46:25.719
<v Speaker 1>be asleep. And she was like a fun cat Asulas

0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>like so sleigh and cute, but it's all's annoying and

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 1>like she doesn't like lay on you. You have to trick

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Azula into laying on you.

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:33.960
<v Speaker 2>You have to open a can of food and put

0:46:34.000 --> 0:46:34.839
<v Speaker 2>it like on your lap.

0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:37.239
<v Speaker 1>You have to literally grab her and she like is

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 1>tense for like two minutes and then you have to

0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 1>pet her until she's like okay, like I'm not going

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:42.280
<v Speaker 1>to be killed by the season.

0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:44.879
<v Speaker 2>He turns as hard as a rock when you touch it.

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:48.360
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy, Azula, Like if you touch his back, he

0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:52.279
<v Speaker 2>literally like flexes every single muscle in his body like

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 2>in a way that I did not know as possible.

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a cat that's like terrified for its life

0:46:57.239 --> 0:47:01.120
<v Speaker 1>at every waking moment. It is like perpetually terrified. Maybe

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 1>we accidentally at one point left the shroom gummy around

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 1>and Aula eight a shroom gummy and she just knows

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 1>about her. Yeah, he's just sentient and that's why that

0:47:09.719 --> 0:47:11.320
<v Speaker 1>look in his eyes. Sometimes he has a look in

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 1>his eyes and I'm like, where are you?

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:13.719
<v Speaker 2>What are you thinking?

0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 1>What's in there? So I think he just knows that

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:17.960
<v Speaker 1>he's alive and that his time will come to an

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.799
<v Speaker 1>end very soon. He's an older cat now, not an

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:22.799
<v Speaker 1>older cat. He's still a very like in my head

0:47:22.880 --> 0:47:25.120
<v Speaker 1>he's a baby. But I freaked out the other day

0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, dude, Azula is like almost six years old. No, no,

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Azul was born in the summer of.

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Twenty years when he was like four or five months.

0:47:35.400 --> 0:47:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Six months?

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait, he's I guess. Yeah, at the end of this year,

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 1>he'll be almost six question mark, I'm confused.

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Charley is like almost ten. How long?

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I just need a cat to be like Azola to

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 1>be in my life when I have a baby. But

0:47:52.239 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 1>she would be dead. Yeah, gone, Oh what am I

0:47:57.800 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 1>supposed to do when she dies? That's I want to lie.

0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I think I'd get another cat.

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you're pregnant right now. You never you don't.

0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Say that kind of shit to me. Don't wish evil

0:48:07.840 --> 0:48:11.239
<v Speaker 1>upon me? What do you like?

0:48:11.280 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 2>What did he call you?

0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh? You think I'd look pregnant?

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm not saying that. That's all I was saying.

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 3>That's not that wasn't what I would say. But we're

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:24.799
<v Speaker 3>gonna know that.

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:26.920
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have a conversation about this after.

0:48:26.880 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Funny how freely you feel to speak.

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:30.680
<v Speaker 2>On a woman's leave it and leave it in, leave

0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 2>it in.

0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna cut it because you made it look like No, wow,

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:37.680
<v Speaker 3>you are you gonna yell at me for that? What

0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:38.360
<v Speaker 3>are you gonna do to me?

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:42.240
<v Speaker 1>What the fun is that?

0:48:42.680 --> 0:48:43.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna thank you?

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:48.439
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that got more. But we just talked about

0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>my dead.

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Cat, and it's cracking up the entire time. It's like

0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>a defense mechanism though, like when I like get, when

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 2>I think about sad things, I literally cannot help it.

0:48:57.239 --> 0:49:00.400
<v Speaker 1>But it's too funny, Like for some reason, it's literally

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 1>like like devastating things are like funny to me, not

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 1>because I find them funny, because it just like it

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:11.120
<v Speaker 1>literally just puts me in an existential.

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Where I'm like why why better to laugh?

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.799
<v Speaker 1>Like why laugh?

0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Why?

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Because that like I laugh if you can cry.

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:22.759
<v Speaker 2>That was literally like one of the saddest things ever,

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:26.479
<v Speaker 2>and like I laughed my entire way through it. And

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I actually feel you for it, man, after talking about

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:34.359
<v Speaker 2>that animal. But no genuinely though, like I don't know,

0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, like just thinking about like my brother,

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 2>like all that shit, like what when it was all

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:41.320
<v Speaker 2>going down, and like.

0:49:42.400 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I know, it's really insane. It's just such an out

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:48.399
<v Speaker 1>of body experience. It's like whoa. I think, especially as

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 1>young people, it's super out of body because it's just

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 1>like you're like, well, I'm still a baby. Why is

0:49:56.719 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>why am I having to face such large motions of

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 1>grief when my life is just beginning, Like.

0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 2>It's also giving like my the harshest reality like the

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.719
<v Speaker 2>hardest part of grieving. And I remember like telling you

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:13.879
<v Speaker 2>this the two I was just in a really dark place.

0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:16.719
<v Speaker 2>One I was like, one, like you truly are like

0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 2>all alone in this life, like no matter what way

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:21.839
<v Speaker 2>you spent it, like you are yourself and that's it.

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:24.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think that's a bad thing. And then two,

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:27.759
<v Speaker 2>like the hardest thing I was like grappling with was

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:29.880
<v Speaker 2>the fact that life just like kept going. Yeah, it

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 2>just continued like all of my brother's things were just

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:35.440
<v Speaker 2>like still in his house and he had like mail

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:37.920
<v Speaker 2>in the mailbox and like all this crazy shit. And

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I was just like, like he still had male coming

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 2>to him, and I was just like, dude, what the fuck?

0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.799
<v Speaker 2>It was such a surreal and weird thing to grapple with.

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:48.200
<v Speaker 2>I just like I still haven't I've just chosen to.

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:52.319
<v Speaker 2>I chose to read Alan Watts and I was like, Yep,

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm healed. I don't need to think about that shit.

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that. I remember that used to make

0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 1>me really angry. Also, like I was the kind of

0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 1>person that I didn't tell anybody when my mom died

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 1>because that was like during my time in my life

0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:07.399
<v Speaker 1>where I wasn't very open with anybody, so only like

0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:10.439
<v Speaker 1>the person I was dating, and like my family knew,

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and I was like just dead silent about it. For

0:51:12.719 --> 0:51:15.920
<v Speaker 1>like literally I was looking back. I actually this reminds

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.520
<v Speaker 1>me of what TikTok I saw, where it was like

0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 1>me explaining how I used my fencer from twenty sixteen

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 1>to twenty nineteen. I was like, I got married there,

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I got divorced there, I got I got into fights

0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 1>on that show, like it was like this woman like

0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 1>talking like that, and I remember like two weeks later,

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:33.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe I was like, oh, because people obviously just kept

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 1>texting me like nothing and like talking to me and

0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.480
<v Speaker 1>getting upset that I wasn't saying anything to them. And

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 1>then I just made a random post on my face.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:41.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, by the way my mom died, I

0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:43.640
<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk about it a lot like done.

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know, just shut up, don't say

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:47.279
<v Speaker 1>anything to me. I don't want to talk about it

0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 1>with anybody. But that would make me really mad for

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>a long time because I was like, this is so unfair.

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's life is just like continuing and moving on. My

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 1>dad still has to go to work tomorrow, my mom

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 1>still has to go to work tomorrow, like my step

0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:02.320
<v Speaker 1>mom I had to go to work to like people

0:52:02.480 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>just people are just continuing their life, like everything is

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:07.960
<v Speaker 1>just moving, as if this devastating, huge thing didn't just

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:10.879
<v Speaker 1>happen to me. And then yeah, I agree with like

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:15.360
<v Speaker 1>you're alone because as but that that's like a funny

0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:18.719
<v Speaker 1>thing growing up to think about is I remember that

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:20.560
<v Speaker 1>used to figing me out, even with my siblings. I

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:22.520
<v Speaker 1>think about how different me and all my siblings are,

0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just stunned because in my head we had

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:30.319
<v Speaker 1>such similar experiences, but we really didn't. We were all

0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 1>living such separate lives and like we were all our

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 1>individual selves and that was grieving too. It was like

0:52:35.640 --> 0:52:38.799
<v Speaker 1>all of us took different steps in ing, like it's

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 1>completely different. And then it's like that almost makes it

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 1>annoying because it's your fucking siblings. So already talking to

0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:47.120
<v Speaker 1>your siblings sometimes can be actually the most frustrating thing

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 1>in the world. But then when you're trying to have

0:52:48.640 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 1>a deep conversation with them and it becomes a like

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 1>a competition. Like I don't know how to describe it,

0:52:55.160 --> 0:52:56.680
<v Speaker 1>not that grieving is a competition, but.

0:52:56.600 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh for me, like hats oh for me, it is. Yeah,

0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:00.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm the.

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Most sad, but are you though, Like how could you

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:04.279
<v Speaker 1>prove it?

0:53:04.400 --> 0:53:08.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm the saddest in the room, I'm the baddest in

0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:08.799
<v Speaker 2>the room.

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.120
<v Speaker 1>What does he say that the highest.

0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Summer alex ge song I've been thinking saying recently.

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:18.280
<v Speaker 1>When I get sad, I get sad.

0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:23.439
<v Speaker 2>I get so mad.

0:53:25.400 --> 0:53:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Way with the broken.

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Rim because I am tad.

0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:38.840
<v Speaker 1>And I am bad.

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I get mad in my room.

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome.

0:53:52.719 --> 0:53:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've been working on that.

0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:56.560
<v Speaker 3>That's like you guys have been working on that.

0:53:57.239 --> 0:54:00.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're planning on going on a colleagey, we're planning

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:03.680
<v Speaker 2>on going on like a college tour, yeah, and performing

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:05.680
<v Speaker 2>performing that to inspire.

0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you guys have been working on that, and

0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 3>that's as good as it is right now. So I

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:12.560
<v Speaker 3>was like, it's good.

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Latistic, it's funny, you know, it's funny. It's like, what's

0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:17.120
<v Speaker 1>this chop ever to talk?

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.560
<v Speaker 2>It was, No, the thing is, the thing is, the

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:21.960
<v Speaker 2>thing is. The thing is. Art is subjective. Do you

0:54:22.000 --> 0:54:22.359
<v Speaker 2>know that?

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:23.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I know that unless it's your art and it's objectively.

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that just rip.

0:54:34.280 --> 0:54:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Where has that've been ripped?

0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Like that.

0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Is like fucked up and it cost you eight million

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:43.960
<v Speaker 1>dollars in la sniff my arm that's what it looks like.

0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:45.840
<v Speaker 1>It looks like you're doing like a chapless ass but

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:46.839
<v Speaker 1>for your armpits.

0:54:46.960 --> 0:54:48.160
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of the ship I've been on.

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:50.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what you've been on.

0:54:50.560 --> 0:54:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been ripping the armpits out of my shirts

0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:58.800
<v Speaker 2>and sweaters. Better circulation, better pair amount.

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I know how to help circul your blood if you

0:55:01.080 --> 0:55:03.319
<v Speaker 1>need help doing that, me too.

0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, do not touch.

0:55:07.560 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Me, He's saying. We were talking about the Beyonce concert

0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:13.440
<v Speaker 1>and how we're like, okay when we get our tickets

0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:16.040
<v Speaker 1>because we I didn't get we didn't get pre sale tickets,

0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:18.800
<v Speaker 1>so now we're just staring at the prices and we're like, damn,

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:21.120
<v Speaker 1>are we really just gonna have to? Like it's an

0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 1>experience I have.

0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:25.359
<v Speaker 2>Like we were talking about it last night, and I

0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>was like, I have to be like front Row, Like

0:55:28.480 --> 0:55:31.520
<v Speaker 2>I said, I simply if you see.

0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Eight million ads for seat geek like and shade.

0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I genuinely have to be like front Row.

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:39.839
<v Speaker 2>And I was talking about it and I was like, oh,

0:55:39.920 --> 0:55:41.360
<v Speaker 2>like I need to like I need her to like

0:55:41.400 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>bend down and reach out so we can touch her.

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:45.719
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, no, I do not need

0:55:45.760 --> 0:55:47.920
<v Speaker 2>to touch beyond. I really don't need to even be

0:55:48.080 --> 0:55:51.840
<v Speaker 2>close to Beyonce. Like it would ruin every It would ruin.

0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:54.640
<v Speaker 2>It would be like it would be the same level

0:55:54.680 --> 0:55:57.000
<v Speaker 2>of like live shifting as my brother died is if

0:55:57.040 --> 0:55:58.880
<v Speaker 2>I touched Beyonce like it would be it.

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Would just be too confused us. It's like somebody who

0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:04.680
<v Speaker 1>we've like watched and like not idolized, because it's not

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:08.400
<v Speaker 1>like she like influenced our work, but she's literally like

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 1>not a real figure, Like she might as well be

0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:12.719
<v Speaker 1>like one of the people on the quarter because I'm like,

0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I know, this is one of the most important people ever,

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.480
<v Speaker 1>but like they're not real to me? Does that make sense?

0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Like that's like how I feel about Beyonce is like

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:23.400
<v Speaker 1>in a hundred years, she's gonna be like on some

0:56:23.480 --> 0:56:27.880
<v Speaker 1>sort of like American like currency and like older like

0:56:27.960 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 1>young people are gonna be like, who is this? And

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:31.240
<v Speaker 1>then someone's gonna be like that's.

0:56:31.000 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 2>We were also talking about this is more this is

0:56:35.239 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 2>what's thought, but like the new generation, like the iPad babies,

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>like they're not gonna have a Beyonce, like the closest

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.720
<v Speaker 2>thing that we have to like the next Beyonce.

0:56:46.040 --> 0:56:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Who is who was I was saying dojacat because Doja

0:56:48.239 --> 0:56:49.520
<v Speaker 1>cat goes like perform?

0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Who was the nineteen ninety six shirt music video.

0:56:54.200 --> 0:56:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh Normani?

0:56:55.000 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Normani is really I.

0:56:56.480 --> 0:56:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't think Normani is like touring like I'm when I'm

0:56:59.520 --> 0:57:01.440
<v Speaker 1>saying this, I mean like we have pop stars, like

0:57:01.440 --> 0:57:04.120
<v Speaker 1>we have Dua Lipa do Aleapa is fucking huge, but

0:57:04.280 --> 0:57:08.399
<v Speaker 1>like she's not like doing fucking borderline backflips on game.

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I need somebody like falling from the sky and like

0:57:11.200 --> 0:57:14.000
<v Speaker 1>flipping down and like a Lady Gaga. Like Lady Gaga

0:57:14.120 --> 0:57:15.880
<v Speaker 1>is like in that same vein where when you go

0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 1>to a Lady Gaga like concert performance, like she's like

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:24.720
<v Speaker 1>doing multiple outfit changes. She's fucking like basically sliding across

0:57:24.760 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 1>the floor.

0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:29.920
<v Speaker 3>But I just don't feel we that Normani video is

0:57:29.960 --> 0:57:33.600
<v Speaker 3>it for motive motivation? Motivation that videos? I think I've

0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:34.880
<v Speaker 3>watched the video like fifteen.

0:57:34.960 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I just watched it first, so good. Yeah, I always

0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:42.280
<v Speaker 2>a dancer. She's so fucking sick. We do this thing

0:57:42.600 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 2>after anything like big happens like on TV and like

0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:48.800
<v Speaker 2>we're like, let's watch that performance, like we go down

0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:51.360
<v Speaker 2>the rabbit hole and it started with Rihanna and then

0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 2>obviously we had to as one does you go watch

0:57:55.200 --> 0:58:00.040
<v Speaker 2>the Beyonce super Bowl performance because it's fucking crazy and

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:02.480
<v Speaker 2>and you graduate from that too. You can either go

0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:05.600
<v Speaker 2>down the left side and keep watching Beyonce and go

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:08.520
<v Speaker 2>to Bachella and then go to like just all over

0:58:08.640 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 2>perform fall.

0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:12.439
<v Speaker 1>Into the me Myself and I video like you did.

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:13.240
<v Speaker 2>That, but which he's got.

0:58:13.400 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Actually, we have seen every single, every single piece of Beyonce,

0:58:18.920 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Like I remember one lady in the old apartment, remember

0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>how annoyed Josh got with us one time, Like Josh

0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:27.919
<v Speaker 1>like is so down to watch it? But one time

0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:30.440
<v Speaker 1>it was this big habit where we would like drink

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:34.760
<v Speaker 1>all the time. We would drink four locos and then

0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:37.280
<v Speaker 1>sit in our living room and watch Beyonce music videos.

0:58:37.320 --> 0:58:39.120
<v Speaker 1>And one time Josh just like, dude, not.

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:45.440
<v Speaker 2>A guy, literally, just like when he stormed out room,

0:58:45.440 --> 0:58:47.000
<v Speaker 2>which was a balcony so he had to hear it.

0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:50.160
<v Speaker 2>It was very very fair. But then we would like

0:58:50.280 --> 0:58:53.080
<v Speaker 2>graduate into telephone with Lady Gaga and they'd be like, oh,

0:58:53.120 --> 0:58:56.200
<v Speaker 2>like let's check out Judas, like because as one does.

0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Or you can go down the other route and try

0:58:58.360 --> 0:59:01.120
<v Speaker 2>to find the modern day pop star Oja Cat, Normani,

0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Chloe and Haley Chloe and Hallie Hall.

0:59:04.360 --> 0:59:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I can't say her name.

0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Actually I can't say. I don't know anymore, but yeah,

0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:11.720
<v Speaker 2>and we just try to figure it out. But it

0:59:11.760 --> 0:59:16.640
<v Speaker 2>just doesn't feel like the Girls or Michael Jackson.

0:59:16.720 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 1>There's not like a Kylie Minogue Lady Gaga Beyonce like

0:59:21.080 --> 0:59:24.680
<v Speaker 1>for now, like I I can't unless I'm just maybe

0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 1>somebody could point me in the right direction. I can

0:59:27.120 --> 0:59:29.160
<v Speaker 1>think of an artists that I really like and I

0:59:29.160 --> 0:59:32.200
<v Speaker 1>think are huge and like beyond this life.

0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Like like Tyler is a great performer.

0:59:33.920 --> 0:59:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Tyler's an insane performer.

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:39.919
<v Speaker 2>Crazy like he's he understands no backup dancers, but which

0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I would not expect, you know, it would be funny.

0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he used to No, no, no, I'm thinking

0:59:44.600 --> 0:59:47.040
<v Speaker 1>of his Grammy performance when he had all of what

0:59:47.320 --> 0:59:49.640
<v Speaker 1>during IGOR, when he had like all the like like

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:52.520
<v Speaker 1>clones of him. That motherfucker could do a goddamn performer.

0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Or is that is that Josiah making sound?

0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:57.960
<v Speaker 3>I can't hear anything.

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been Josiah, But that motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>can put on a show. But I just like, like

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<v Speaker 1>I am so like I love big theatrics, like I

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<v Speaker 1>want I want fire, I want like things moving like

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<v Speaker 1>I want like.

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<v Speaker 2>Full I want my ape brain to be stimulated, over stimulated,

1:00:17.440 --> 1:00:20.200
<v Speaker 2>like I want it to be like new scrolling on TikTok,

1:00:20.360 --> 1:00:21.920
<v Speaker 2>like the same level of stimulation.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I want to be so overstimulated that I

1:00:25.000 --> 1:00:27.120
<v Speaker 1>forget I'm real. That's what I look for in a concert,

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<v Speaker 1>But then I think, like I do like a good

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<v Speaker 1>Like some performers I've seen are just really good and

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<v Speaker 1>they're not doing like crazy theatrics. Like Big Thief was

1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:38.160
<v Speaker 1>really good and really good to watch. Dejon was put

1:00:38.240 --> 1:00:40.960
<v Speaker 1>on a really good show because of the like the

1:00:41.080 --> 1:00:45.440
<v Speaker 1>like renditions of songs that he does, all the clapping

1:00:45.560 --> 1:00:46.960
<v Speaker 1>and instruments.

1:00:48.520 --> 1:00:50.120
<v Speaker 2>His homie is wooing in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I just don't I can't think of any

1:00:54.120 --> 1:00:59.440
<v Speaker 1>huge superstar. I don't know if I've seen performers, yeah, performances.

1:00:59.480 --> 1:01:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen Egg perform enough. Meg can just dance

1:01:02.440 --> 1:01:04.360
<v Speaker 1>her ass off too, which is just like really fun

1:01:04.400 --> 1:01:07.080
<v Speaker 1>to watch. But I just want maybe it's a budget thing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe like if a lot of these artists have

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<v Speaker 1>huge budgets, what would they do. Like Ariana was a

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<v Speaker 1>really good performer too, but I don't know if she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go on tour again. But she was like, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's also not a dancer. We need dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's what we're getting at at the end of

1:01:20.960 --> 1:01:24.040
<v Speaker 2>the day, is like we need girls like dancing their

1:01:24.080 --> 1:01:27.400
<v Speaker 2>asses off, Like it's just not what it used to

1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:31.360
<v Speaker 2>be and everybody goes to the concerts to the god

1:01:31.800 --> 1:01:34.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking iPhone videos myself included.

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<v Speaker 1>Get one, okay, cause I don't. I don't knock getting

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<v Speaker 1>one to do videos. Do not record the whole performance,

1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:46.520
<v Speaker 1>like when when it's just an endless see of phone.

1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Because someone else is recording it and you can watch

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<v Speaker 2>it on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you will watch any song you don't get one

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<v Speaker 1>other person will get. Also, these artists usually do at

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<v Speaker 1>least one show when the whole thing is recorded, like yeah,

1:02:00.320 --> 1:02:04.120
<v Speaker 1>a few pictures or videos for memory's sake, but you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even look at them. I don't watch them past

1:02:06.720 --> 1:02:08.520
<v Speaker 1>that moment. I just think about it and I'm like,

1:02:08.560 --> 1:02:09.959
<v Speaker 1>that was fun. Every now and then I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at I did for the first time ever in

1:02:12.440 --> 1:02:15.200
<v Speaker 2>my life do that. And I went back and watched

1:02:15.200 --> 1:02:18.280
<v Speaker 2>the Playboy Cardi performance because I was like, that shit,

1:02:18.360 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 2>he is so fucking goofy and like the best way

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<v Speaker 2>possible signing I Spice, I love her. The opium munchers

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<v Speaker 2>is what they're calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Us, which is pretty insensitive, but you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an opium muncher now yeah me too, me too. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that was thank you for listening to our rant. About

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<v Speaker 1>pop stars. Yeah yeah, sitting from our.

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<v Speaker 2>Home, going from dead parents and brothers and cats to

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<v Speaker 2>Beyonce and pop stars.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we need to see her. But oh, Drew

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<v Speaker 1>made a funny joke where he was like, He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually think if she reached out to touch me,

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<v Speaker 1>I would freak out and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would hit her hand away, her hand away,

1:03:01.680 --> 1:03:03.760
<v Speaker 2>because I'd be like, get the fuck away from him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too scary. She's like, not, I'm not worthy. I'm

1:03:07.000 --> 1:03:15.800
<v Speaker 1>not worthy. Lana No Ray is so beautiful. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>tro But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching

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<v Speaker 1>so media. Yeah, I always.

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<v Speaker 2>Always trying to skip it forgetting Okay, I got love Tyler,

1:03:27.840 --> 1:03:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Jada waita love love Tyler. This little sixteen year old

1:03:33.600 --> 1:03:40.520
<v Speaker 2>kid from Florida making like such sick music and it

1:03:40.560 --> 1:03:43.200
<v Speaker 2>needs to be recognized more. I know there's people listening

1:03:43.280 --> 1:03:45.760
<v Speaker 2>that are like, he's already huge. Like I said about

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<v Speaker 2>Young Lean, you live in a fucking echo chamber, like

1:03:48.000 --> 1:03:50.520
<v Speaker 2>you live in a microcosm on the Internet. He's not big,

1:03:51.160 --> 1:03:56.160
<v Speaker 2>but he will be mark my words, mark my words.

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<v Speaker 2>No surprises by Radiohead, Oh yeah yeah, I'm a Radiohead fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I don't give a fuck and let's do ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm forcing it. So I'm not giving you a third.

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<v Speaker 2>You only get two today, but you could listen to

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<v Speaker 2>any Left Tyler song and fucking love it, So goofy

1:04:20.360 --> 1:04:20.720
<v Speaker 2>and good.

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<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is I realized I know

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<v Speaker 1>every single Journey song.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever Journey Journey.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, my parents loved Journey and I know every

1:04:34.640 --> 1:04:38.800
<v Speaker 1>song and I actually love the song Separate Ways worlds

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<v Speaker 1>Apart and Wheel in the Sky and Wheeling the Sky

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<v Speaker 1>was in a Sopranos episode and it literally I like

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<v Speaker 1>freaked me out because I hadn't thought about Journey and

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<v Speaker 1>so long. But I had an era when I was

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<v Speaker 1>like seventeen eighteen where I was listening to Journey a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>which was super random, but I think it was I

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<v Speaker 1>was like really missing my childhood and I was so

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<v Speaker 1>sad that I was like having to face all my

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<v Speaker 1>sadness and whatnot. And then what does your soul look like?

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<v Speaker 1>DJ Shadow waiting for you, Alex g Mermaid shaw Day

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm still listening to I Think of you little.

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<v Speaker 2>I say that it's sad, sad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not how you say it actually, So you must

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<v Speaker 1>know fucking nothing. All right, well he's done now, ew.

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<v Speaker 2>What was that? Just nod it off? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you guys so much for watching. Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we add the otro song to this episode just because? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, it's not done yet though.

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<v Speaker 2>So should I play like just a little clip of

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<v Speaker 2>it if.

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<v Speaker 1>You would like? Yeah, if you can find it fast enough,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're literally sating forever.

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty anti climactic, honestly, Oh my god, why is Ky.

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<v Speaker 1>Laughing so hard?

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<v Speaker 3>I really like it. It sounds it reminds me of

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<v Speaker 3>we Sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Very chill vibes, very lobby of chill video game.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the one?

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<v Speaker 3>Wheally like upgraded it and it was like we Sports Resort. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like all the music was more lit in WE Sports Resort.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh fun fact, did you know that that's been sitting

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<v Speaker 6>on our iPhones for over a year.

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<v Speaker 1>We just never did anything with it. I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh uh. Game music is now considered like it can

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<v Speaker 1>be nominated for Grammys now like the soundtracks can be Grammy.

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<v Speaker 2>Was someone nominated that changed?

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<v Speaker 1>I think just the past year and or two that's

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<v Speaker 1>been a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Where would have won Backpack had actually won a Grammy really,

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<v Speaker 2>you're producing for the five Nights of Freddy's Music.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Oh my god, he's lying because look at

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<v Speaker 1>his fucking face.

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<v Speaker 2>Is anybody else still waiting on the five Night at

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<v Speaker 2>Freddy's movie since twenty seventeen, the half movie Bye