Speaker 1: Oh, I have a new ozempic take, because it's not
Speaker 1: that many new takes. Okay, celebrities accused, celebrities majestically all
Speaker 1: of a sudden starting to eat healthy and now they
Speaker 1: weigh zero, They weigh zero pounds and they're they've been transformed.
Speaker 1: And it's just from you know, prayer and yoga and
Speaker 1: good karma. It's hilarious. Whatever you did to lose weight, Okay,
Speaker 1: Like lie, don't lie, it's not my fucking business whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: but this is what's interesting, you know. But I don't
Speaker 1: love a short cut. I don't like someone getting away
Speaker 1: with something. I think that's what people are bothered by.
Speaker 1: It's just annoying people like getting away with something, the
Speaker 1: easy road, the easy way out. There's no such thing
Speaker 1: as a free lunch, and nobody gets out without paying
Speaker 1: the bill. So something has to be fucked up. You
Speaker 1: can't just you don't get to take Let me take
Speaker 1: a magic fairy dust pill and I get to live
Speaker 1: on liquorice and vodka and be healthy. Like it just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to track. Something about this oozempic thing doesn't track,
Speaker 1: and that's why it's fucking pissing people off and they
Speaker 1: can't figure it out. Let me go. It's like death
Speaker 1: becomes Her that movie, Like they were getting all this
Speaker 1: plastic surgery looking younger and then in the end their
Speaker 1: faces started falling up off. Shit has to catch up
Speaker 1: with you. How could it not. I want to take
Speaker 1: five magical tic TACs and look twenty years younger, Like
Speaker 1: there's no easy way out. So what's the easy way
Speaker 1: out with ozempic? How is it just a magic formula?
Speaker 1: And it's just started. It's new, so we don't know yet.
Speaker 1: So someone told me. In a rich community, think Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: think Palm Beach, think Boca, think Monacito, Santa Barbara, So
Speaker 1: a rich community. Someone I know was hanging out with
Speaker 1: someone who was on ozempic and their personality drastically changed
Speaker 1: from what it was before. They were very irritable, very
Speaker 1: fucking grouchy. There was like a mood altering situation to it.
Speaker 1: And I had a falling out with a friend recently
Speaker 1: who was acting very different. Like they snapped, and I
Speaker 1: remember this happened twice once. It was from them taking adderall.
Speaker 1: You know, when someone just snaps at you, like just
Speaker 1: really really stings. Well, this friend of mine told me
Speaker 1: that they were spending time with someone who was on
Speaker 1: ozempic and they had these drastic mood swings, like irrational
Speaker 1: mood swings. And many of these people aren't walking into
Speaker 1: a normal doctor and saying, Hi, can I get on
Speaker 1: the ozempic program? The first thing I just heard was
Speaker 1: mood swings and people getting it sort of on the Internet,
Speaker 1: and like illegally, you're fucking taking a shot at something
Speaker 1: you got illegally on the World wide into webbs. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? That sounds frightening? So the ship is going
Speaker 1: to hit the fan this thing. A month or two
Speaker 1: months ago, Chelsea Handler said she was not marketed ozempic.
Speaker 1: It was some sort of peptide, which is something we
Speaker 1: hear about it as a positive thing in skincare. I
Speaker 1: know someone else who went to like a wacky doctor
Speaker 1: and it was going to help them with their energy
Speaker 1: and their work a routine and it's peptides. It's fucking
Speaker 1: the ozempic world, and it's not all called ozempic. It's
Speaker 1: called other shit like generic ozempic. It sounds terrifying. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with everybody? Mark my words? Six
Speaker 1: months to a year the wheels are going to come off.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't just go start taking some fucking
Speaker 1: diabetic drug and injecting yourself and thinking everything's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hunky dory. To use Kathy Hill language, like what
Speaker 1: the actual fuck? People are sick, and it just shows
Speaker 1: they'll do anything to be thin. People will do anything
Speaker 1: to be thin by any means necessary. I was in
Speaker 1: Saint Barts, and I'm calling Saint Barts Europe because it's
Speaker 1: European and it's French, and it's like going to Central
Speaker 1: Pay or somewhere in Italy or France or anywhere Paris
Speaker 1: or Rome or anywhere. The water scam is such a
Speaker 1: fucking scam you feel like you need to enter the
Speaker 1: Witness Protection program if you want to be like, I'll
Speaker 1: just have water. They don't give you a glass of water.
Speaker 1: They give you a fucking bottle. So bad for the environment.
Speaker 1: No one talks about this land fill Central. I just
Speaker 1: want a glass of water. I'll enter at my own risk.
Speaker 1: If it's parasite and poison free and can be poured
Speaker 1: over ice, stick it on the fucking goddamn table. And
Speaker 1: do they make their ice cubes in Europe out of
Speaker 1: that same bottled water. They're making bottled water ice because
Speaker 1: they don't charge you frice, so we still have the
Speaker 1: bullshit tap ice. Anyway, we're ordering bottle left a bottle
Speaker 1: of water. I get so pissed. It's so expensive that
Speaker 1: you know, do you want gas or no gas? I
Speaker 1: want tap, I don't want non tap. It's a scam.
Speaker 1: On a vacation, you could spend five hundred dollars on water.
Speaker 1: It pisces me off. The water scam is not discussed enough.
Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck in Europe, and everywhere you go,
Speaker 1: you're on the beach, you have to drink the bottle
Speaker 1: of water, and I resent it. I want water or
Speaker 1: I want filter water. It is such a fucking scam.
Speaker 1: It's a scam here too. Give me the regular water,
Speaker 1: charge me the money, charge me the money. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care about the money. I don't want the
Speaker 1: fucking bottles on my table and in a landfill. It's
Speaker 1: so irritated it makes me crazy.